Awkward Situations Thread

[youKNOW]

One time i walked out the bathroom and this kid in my class is right there talking to this girl w/ a rep for being a fuck up and w/e and shes not even a hot fuck up so me and him are walking and im like yo you talk that girl shes sucha fuck up and shes fat. and hes like we're going out and i just like yelled "bro, im sorry!" and ran away it was awkward no one really noticed though

another time my teacher took away my cigs but she didnt like get me in trouble and this kid told me he'd get em back and he like took me to the class room and he just like asks her about the football game that night and there was just a big awkward silence before we left

[dior]

one time in school the teacher was reading and every one was quit so i ripped the loudest wettest fart and every one looked at me it was the most embarising thing ever lulz

[Woven]

You walked urself into that one bruh^^

[MontanaPainter]

lol hahahahhhahaha @ dior

[conart]

im sitting here on my computer high on acid, around a bunch of my gfs freinds that are hardcore religious, n they have no idea n everytime i look over at them there all stairing at me like there expecting me to say something, kinda freakin out.

[badaboom]

this happend to my buddy, walks on the bus with his girlfriend sitts down the next stop his ex walks on....

[sloppy_assasin168]

i was sleeping in my parents living room once when i was like 12 right?
my middle school girl next door crush surprise visits,i wake up walk into a kitchen fully erect,with her,my sister,and her mom.

i tried to play it off casually like uhh oops and walk away with a gallon of milk,until my mom who didnt see my little 12 year old boner,asks me where im going with all the milk,and makes me come back in to a group of laughing 14 year old girls and put the milk back in the fridge and pour a glass.

ill never forgoet that day lol.

but i did lose my virginity to that girl this year lmao

[Woven]

I was at the mall one day with a girl who i had been fucking with for a month or so.
and i see my bestfriend(who happens too be a female) so i walk up too her too say hello with the broad im with.
not realizing she wa sitting at a table with 5 of my exs and a girl who i was talking too at the time,i got so many fucked up stares...that was really awkward

[TrandomnesstwO]

Holy shit the story about the shower was fucking.....fucked.

[sloppy_assasin168]

oh yeah this is really fucked up,i was 13 and my sister always has her one cute friend sleep over, who is also 13,they crashed in the living room so i was on the computer that was in the living room at like 1 in the morning,i figured everyone was sleeping so i mine as well whip it out.

so the cute girl is standing behind me watching as im about to bust a nut,and i said dam looks like michelle,the girl standing behind me name,she giggled and ispun the chair around and busted on her shirt.

i was like o fuck o fuck,trying to clean her shirt while ma dick is in my other hand an she jus atarted cracking up,and told me to bring the party to my room,just then my sister woke up.

[sloppy_assasin168]

oh and 3 days ago i asked for a pass from my assistant science teacher who just happens to be a fucking milffff,to go to the bathroomcuz i didnt feel great and had to throw up,i lied im lactose intolerant and had to take a massive dump,so i played it cool and walked into the only open bathroom in the main hallway because the other ones were closed as a result of my friend tagging over the mirror with a massive black mop,anyway i got done my akward shit wit a dude n the next stall,im making flatulant noises or whatever and the dude is just bein super quiet so im like damn mang i feel bad for you,3 minutes later i go back to science class but last nights dominos pizza had to leave the party,so i tell the assistant i had to throw up and got another pass but she followed me this time to tell the hall moniter i might be in there a while

after my business is done,she asks did everything come out alright,so in my diareha induced state of confusion i thought she was making a pass at me and talkin about me jackin in the bathroom and said maybe you could help me , right as my stupid ass porn line took effect and i realize what i said she just started laughing and sent me to the nurse

later on in the nurses office i knocked some crutches over and blew out the nurse bathroom wich had a pep rally meeting right outside it.


akward is my middle nameee

[TrandomnesstwO]

Oh yeah once I had to piss in my old neighborhood,but I was very self concious about pissing anywhere except my own washroom.So I found a spot where I thought nobody would see,and I took it out but the piss wouldnt come.So strangely I had a feeling that someones watching so I started making random hand signs...and I heard a voice saying "doing a few handsigns" or something like that.I just had the deer-in-headlights phase for about a second then dipped the fuck out of there.
A few days later my friend was telling me about a 7:00 rapist that hanged out in the woods.


Ive just recoverd from that,since then I couldnt take a piss in school washrooms.

[Lieon]

Same thing kinda happened to me, except it was the first day of my design class, the urinals in the bldg don't have like a separation, so i go to take a piss and my design professor comes and starts taking a piss next to me...i got nervous and couldn't piss til he left so im just standing there with my junk out looking weird as hell....another time in the same bathroom my other professor walked in while i was washing my hands, he started talking to me and i just repeated everything he said to me :/..felt like a douche

[Baszma]

That happens o me all the time in the school bathrooms. except I usually end up with some dude in the stall takin' the loudest, wettes, stankiest shit in the world.


and idk, if this is awkward, but right now one of my exes is stalkin' me. leads to a LOT of awkward shit happening. Idk what her issue is, I've tried everything I can think of, but she just does not know how to give up.

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

The other day I was with some chick at Walmart, and one of her friends walks up and starts talking to us. And she's like this is my friend, and she's like "Hi" And she smelled like piss, so I'm like "You smell like piss"

[G-Fat]

hahaha

[Baszma]

Damn dude, tellin' bitches straight up!

[plumbererer]

my life.

[PeeInTheShower]

i'm in walmart with my boy and this girl we both fucked (at different times of course) turns into the aisle i'm coming out of, with already a shitton of people in the aisle, so her face is about 6 inches away from mine, nothing to say, she tries dancing out of the way, and i sidestep the same way she does, while my buddy is just standing in the same place. fuck my life.

[blaje]

Saturday morning after a party the night before everyones chilling in the living room still kinda drunk or hungover, and a friend of mine(Cena) takes a friend of mine(Devin)'s car keys to warm up the car, he comes back like 20 minutes later with a pack of nerds candy and Devin says"dude, hook me up with some" and Cena says"this was the last pack" Devin" what the fuck i had like 20 packs in their" cena says"shit man, i guess hector(another dude) ate'em all man" and Cena goes to sit on the floor and you just hear like 20 packs of nerds in his pockets rattling around and a couple of the boxes fall out of his hoodie pocket...I laughed so fucking hard

[Woven]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
that was hilarious

[fredom-writer]

i was at mc donalds late night yesterday i went in got a double and sat down at the last table, just warming up and shit. and its just me and this other old dude in there, the place is dead. they play music over the intercom thing. so this gay love song comes on and the lyrics are like "me and you alone together" or someshit like that. we both pretended we didnt hear it.

[ReadyToStrike]

oh yeah this is really fucked up,i was 13 and my sister always has her one cute friend sleep over, who is also 13,they crashed in the living room so i was on the computer that was in the living room at like 1 in the morning,i figured everyone was sleeping so i mine as well whip it out.

so the cute girl is standing behind me watching as im about to bust a nut,and i said dam looks like michelle,the girl standing behind me name,she giggled and ispun the chair around and busted on her shirt.

i was like o fuck o fuck,trying to clean her shirt while ma dick is in my other hand an she jus atarted cracking up,and told me to bring the party to my room,just then my sister woke up.
pedophile pr0n

[choderickbenson]

at school the other day, ,i was taking a piss and my bio teacher comes in, 3 other stalls are open and he takes the one beside me, I hoped he didnt talk to me cause hes kind of insane, but just to make things worse, he pulled his pants down all the way.

i kind of started laughing but had to control myself in fear hed flip on me

[MaNiaK]

ohh man, after reading some of these i had to tell this story..
so im hanging outside with some of my friends, and i was really sick at the time my stomuch was alll fukked up, and we just ate like griip of this chinese food shxt, most of it i didnt even know whut it was but i was fukkin hungry, so im sitting there smoking my cig after, joking around with my girl(at the time) and my friends, and my stomuch was hurting, and i got that feeling like i had to fart, so i was trying to be funny, and i went "shhh, did u guys hear that?, wtf was that?" and they all got quiet and were all, whut? so i leaned a lil to fart thinkin i would fart... but instead it made a fart noise that turned into a wet sound.. so i just paused.. hit my cig... smiled at my chick.. and they were all omg sounded like u shxt urself, and my chick goes, did u just shxt ur pants? and so i sat there a moment, in my now gooey feeling boxers and finished my cig, and everyone was luaghing, then i got up and went inside and threw my pants and boxers away, and showered and got new clothes on...then we all went and blazed and luaghed about it for the rest of the night, now that was aqward but i pulled it off as funny and all my friends tought it was hilarious, the worst part.. is when i got up.. there was this lil bitty brown spot where i was sittin... AKWARD..lol

[PeeInTheShower]

this happened today. fucking awkward... this fine ass girl at my work i haven't said one word too because i heard her response to everything is "sorry i have a boyfriend". im takin a sip of my drink and she's walking by and with the edge of her hand accidently hits my dick. we don't say anything.. but i go back to makin my sandwiches and shes takin drive thru orders on her headphone, and we make the slightest eye contact and i start laughing and so does she but we didn't say shit. i should have fucked her in the walk in freezer.

[SIKFUCK]

where u werkin son I WERK AT DA MUTHA FUKIN ARBYS YO' HAHHAHAH FASTFOOD GRAFFITING ASS NIGGGAS

[SBOMBS]

stop frontin foo'

[joker954]

my story is,
well i put up a stick in my hood and it was early at like 7:30
and i put it on a stopsign and turn round a lady in a car right behind me watched me
my first was to cover my face wit my shirt, so i did and look up and its this indian lady that doesnt speak english
so im like fuck this im good hahahahah
and then a cop roles right behind her and i thought he saw me but he didnt thankfully lol
wenever i see her like we have the weridest stare at each other lmao

well yea thats my story

[joker954]

sloppy that was a funny ass story
hahahahaha

[PeeInTheShower]

sloppy that was a funny ass story
hahahahaha

i hate you uncontrollably.

[Worms]

so i was fuckin this girl on the top off a roof that can be seen by a big parkin lot and while i was fuckin her i looked around and i noticed to old guys staring at us lmao soo n e ways i kept fuckin busted gave them the thumbs up and me and the girl climbed down the ladder n walked away aha

[joker954]

i hate you uncontrollably

wtf y?

[MAST]

ohh man, after reading some of these i had to tell this story..
so im hanging outside with some of my friends, and i was really sick at the time my stomuch was alll fukked up, and we just ate like griip of this chinese food shxt, most of it i didnt even know whut it was but i was fukkin hungry, so im sitting there smoking my cig after, joking around with my girl(at the time) and my friends, and my stomuch was hurting, and i got that feeling like i had to fart, so i was trying to be funny, and i went "shhh, did u guys hear that?, wtf was that?" and they all got quiet and were all, whut? so i leaned a lil to fart thinkin i would fart... but instead it made a fart noise that turned into a wet sound.. so i just paused.. hit my cig... smiled at my chick.. and they were all omg sounded like u shxt urself, and my chick goes, did u just shxt ur pants? and so i sat there a moment, in my now gooey feeling boxers and finished my cig, and everyone was luaghing, then i got up and went inside and threw my pants and boxers away, and showered and got new clothes on...then we all went and blazed and luaghed about it for the rest of the night, now that was aqward but i pulled it off as funny and all my friends tought it was hilarious, the worst part.. is when i got up.. there was this lil bitty brown spot where i was sittin... AKWARD..lol

you spelled awkward 2 different ways. neither of them were right. yet it's in the thread title. congrats shitpants.

[tha wite rabbit]

I was in my math class just fuckin dazed and my teachers asks me a question thinking that shes gonna get me for not knowing the answer. i look at her and say " Are you hitting on me?" she starts stuttterin and shit, funniest class ever.

[whahappen?]

I was at the mall one day with a girl who i had been fucking with for a month or so.
and i see my bestfriend(who happens too be a female) so i walk up too her too say hello with the broad im with.
not realizing she wa sitting at a table with 5 of my exs and a girl who i was talking too at the time,i got so many fucked up stares...that was really awkward
playa

[LostYouth]

hahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpnPX5pUvg0&feature=related

[Look@it2x]

we should call this thread "akward situations in the bathroom"

[LostYouth]

why?

[iJiZzCoLoUrS]

my grandma was staying at my house for a couple days while her house was being fumigated.. i didnt know she was at my house the first day and i thought the house was empty

so after school i brought my girlfriend home and we went straight to my bedroom. i start fucking her and my grandma walks in to tell me to keep it down

[MarOne...]

i start fucking her and my grandma

Oh, thats just disgusting.

[EST2007]

hahahah, hey there silver fox...

[Baron]

four of us were sitting on a bed watching a movie 2 guys, 2 girls. Some people just don't have any decency. I don't care if you think you're sneaking I know when some one is giving a hand job when they're RIGHT NEXT TO ME. Fucking-assholes.

[Woven]

theyre your friends^^^

[Welsh_Graffer]

shoulda joined in ;)

[PeeInTheShower]

id be so pissed if my homeboy was getting a handjob from my friend. fuck all that noise.

[MAST]

four of us were sitting on a bed watching a movie 2 guys, 2 girls. Some people just don't have any decency. I don't care if you think you're sneaking I know when some one is giving a hand job when they're RIGHT NEXT TO ME. Fucking-assholes.

mind your wandering hands.

[Slushi]

four of us were sitting on a bed watching a movie 2 guys, 2 girls. Some people just don't have any decency. I don't care if you think you're sneaking I know when some one is giving a hand job when they're RIGHT NEXT TO ME. Fucking-assholes.
You should have bagged him and knocked the bitch in the face. No one disrespects Baron like that

[reallythough]

ida started rubbin on the other girl. like... if she saw it too she was probably way turned on and was trying to do the same.

holllllllllla

[Baron]

You should have bagged him and knocked the bitch in the face. No one disrespects Baron like that

Well a week later I started dating her friend, if thats a consolation.

But then that backfired when I found out that after a month or two of dating she cheated on me with her ex four times. And it waasn't like it was the heat of the moment or some bullshit, he lived two and a half hours away and lied to me about it to my face. So I yelled at her, got the closest to hitting a woman than I ever had before and broke it off... the day or two before Valentine's Day. She still gave me my gift, a mailbox full of Reese's, and I sure as hell gave her jack shit. Since then I haven't really been that too out going with girls because deep down they're all rotten vampires with vaginas.

But as a consulation she has cheated on the last 5-6 guys she has dated.

[MontanaPainter]

Ynot iitle biitle marshmallows w/ rat poison

[Woven]

Well a week later I started dating her friend, if thats a consolation.

But then that backfired when I found out that after a month or two of dating she cheated on me with her ex four times. And it waasn't like it was the heat of the moment or some bullshit, he lived two and a half hours away and lied to me about it to my face. So I yelled at her, got the closest to hitting a woman than I ever had before and broke it off... the day or two before Valentine's Day. She still gave me my gift, a mailbox full of Reese's, and I sure as hell gave her jack shit. Since then I haven't really been that too out going with girls because deep down they're all rotten vampires with vaginas.

But as a consulation she has cheated on the last 5-6 guys she has dated.


Once again Wovey will say this, you walked into it yourself bruh...shes shallow enough too get her clit tickled with two other people on a bed...then shes shallow enough too get it pumped when shes with you

[Baron]

Once again Wovey will say this, you walked into it yourself bruh...shes shallow enough too get her clit tickled with two other people on a bed...then shes shallow enough too get it pumped when shes with you

Different person, than the post before it. I don't think I walked into it knowingly.

[gcrolla]

Walking on the beach tonight I passed by some tent and I didn't hear anything so I peeked in, a couple having sex. I was like uhhhhhhh sorry and ran off.

[.HATESONE.]

i saw a guy have a heartatack on my way to georgia.he died.it wsa kinda weird becuase no one helped him or nothing.he just like collasped in the street.sad.idk if that counts as a akward sit.but it sucks ass....poor guy.


and another time i was with my stepmom and we were looking at some photos of some of her patients at work.she worked at one of those group homes or somethig for like bad teens with anger problems or whatever and then all of the sudden a pic comes up with her on a bed naked.yeah that was weird.i was like 11 haha.that was probably alot more akward for her than me but yeah.

[Scheme*119]

i have that picture, 10 dollars and its yours, do i hear 10 dollars?

[.HATESONE.]

lol...

[PeeInTheShower]

it was pretty awkward when today i was walking and witnessed a car accident. windows shattered, car t boned... the one who drove into the side of this woman's car is like "AWW HELLLL NAAWWW MY WHIIPP ALL FUCKED UP CUH" and this woman is all shook up, not even really injured, just crying her eyes out in the middle of the road on the ground.. and the dude walks right up next to her, texting on his sidekick not giving a fuck.. not even askin if she's alright. what do you say in a situation like that if you're the guy?

[B.S. POLICE]

get up hoe i got places to gooooo

[Teez-EmM!!!]

i have that picture, 10 dollars and its yours, do i hear 10 dollars?

20 dollers

[B.S. POLICE]

20.93$

[Woven]

Walking on the beach tonight I passed by some tent and I didn't hear anything so I peeked in, a couple having sex. I was like uhhhhhhh sorry and ran off.

lmao your mad Nosey son.

[RhodeIsland]

20.93$



20.99$!!

[.HATESONE.]

god dammit stop auctioning off my step moms noods you bastards.


you guys are assholes.

[MarOne...]

I got your stepmom's asshole right here! Lets start the bidding at $69!

[RhodeIsland]

69.50$!!

[cast LI]

how's this for akward. theres people fucking on the couch next to me

[LostYouth]

dont tell ppl that on this forum
cause theyll call you a cock blocker
at least thats what ppl told me when i said that

[cast LI]

well obivously no cock is being blocked is they're fucking already. they just moved upstairs.

[Batman_Onest]

Dont let them exclude you like that. Either jump in or break some shit and go home.

[LostYouth]

Dont let them exclude you like that. Either jump in or break some shit and go home.
these are wise words right here

[weak0ner]

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml #278

[Incite]

true story

some girl invited me over to a party at her place (her parents house). so i go over and everybody is in the backyard and she takes me to a room next to the living room, looked like a bedroom but no door lol

she starts kissin on me and whatever and eventually starts giving me head. didnt think too much of it cause i was a lil buzzed.

but then people start coming in to use the restroom and look at me and walk by like as if they didnt see nothing. so i'm already like "wtf?" then kids start walkin in so i push her off and zip my pants up and go outside.

and shes all like "its ok, come back inside" and im like "hell nah, that is too weird" and ended up leaving.

i wish i didnt lose that girls number :(

[nero112]

haha sucks for you..i had two awkward moments last night
1.got pretty drunk and found a bottle of vodka by my feet so put it in my bag.then this girls all like wheres my vodka blah blah blah blah so she grabs my bag takes it and starts calling me a theif so the place goes quiet n i start saying shit about her weight she runs off crieng and i carry on drinking.
wasnt that awkward but pretty awkward enough.

2.i then fucked a girl in her bed and shot all over her pillows.now that will most probably be awkward to explain to her rents..and funny to me cos i know she went to bed as me n the girl left the room ..

[skull-e]

was it a .....3some?

[CyloOne]

Yes please close...


One time I went to homecoming shitfaced and burnt--no real classes besides being obligated to attend--fucked around--later at the game I talked shit to some wiggit faggot and saw him trying to sell shit to this wannabe rasta *****, So I tried to fuck this kid up since he's a dumbshit for selling where theres gonna be Off-D pigs there watching retarded ass football, when one of the supervisor adult bitches that think theyre pigs comes up and tries to take control of the situation.

We ended up being the bitch to the ground, the wiggit n rasta got booked for posession, assault, and public disturbance (disturbing the peace) charges while my ass bugged out and got off scott free--but the weird thing is, The supervisor bitch got busted for a meth lab a month later--and he was related to the wiggit in the first place :-D

:D GOTTA LOVE THE MIDWEST :lol:

Haha. Gotta love the Midwest. In some town near me they just discovered a meth lab in a retirement home a few weeks ago. Kinda fucked up, but picturing a bunch of old people running around speed the fuck out is kinda a funny image.

Here is the link to prove it's real. http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/article/20090329/GRANDLEDGE01/903290314/1002/NEWS01

[COBALT]

movie with your girl friend and you ex sits right next to you
and it happened two weeks in a row

[nero112]

was it a .....3some?

nah fuck a 3some with the bitch hosting the party ...shes a doooog.
i just fucked someone in her bed and came on her pillows for lols

[skull-e]

That's awsome

[KidN]

Yeah that's awkward, should have fucked the pillow and busted on the girl.

[Incite]

Yeah that's awkward, should have fucked the pillow and busted on the girl.

i approve this message

[dave the pirate]

stumbeling across your gf birth tape ...:(

[dior]

ahahahahahahah ^ tis gross

[tiny tim]

calling tha teacher mom...classic

[dior]

haha, just a good thing she didn't care, my mom is such a bitch about me smoking.
One of my friends had his mom on the phone (his cell) and he told his mom to hold on a sec (so he could take his hit from the blunt) and after he did his thing, he said he forgot his mom was on the phone, and it was still open in his lap, and by the time he remembered she was still there, him and his buddies were already talking about weed and shit and his friends were like pass the blunt and shit, so his mom heard the whole conversation, and that was how he got caught the first time haha. Must have been so odd and embarassing to have your mom find out like that.
haha that reminds me of last weekend when my friends mom called my touch screen phone and it randomly answears it so i didnt know so were talking about the pipe we found last weekend and salvia and weed n shit and i called his mom a whore i was just playin and hes like she prolly is cause she sells dildos and whips n shit on ebay. so i look at my phone to see if i have any txts so it turns out she heard every thing so i hand it to my amigo and hes like hi mom shes wicked pised so he hung up so funny and awkard when i saw her the nxt day lulz what a good weekend

[nero112]

apparently i may have pissed on her cat...im not sure if it happened though?!!?

[..romero..]

i got hit on by some old guy about a week ago.it was pretty gay.he tried to grab my ass too...fucking pervs.the guy was like 60 omg it was horrible.

[PeeInTheShower]

^i hope you're a female...

the first time i tripped on acid i was 16. me and my homie heard about a club around the way that minors could easily get into. we go there to find out we can't get in, so we decide to just act like shitheads and roam the streets all night. so we end up at a gas station in sistrunk (all you south florida heads know where i'm talkin' bout) and we're standing there next to a bum. we figure we're trippin face so we might as well talk to the guy, no hurt. one thing leads to another and this 50 somethin year old bum is talkin about how he got locked up for "not touching little kids" and me being a jitterbug i'm lookin' at my boy like "are you shittin me?" i told the bum we were on acid and he starts talkin' about how he can get 5 dollar hits, maybe trying to rob us or pull a slick creep ass move on us. i'm about to hand him 5 bucks, just to tease him, and i slap his hand and i say to him like a dog "NO! NO! BAD!". me and my boy are crackin' up, with the non stop acid laughter... the awkward part is having to stand next to him waiting for one of my friends to pick me up for the next half hour.

[..romero..]

^i hope you're a female...



lol my names romero.

[iJiZzCoLoUrS]

so i know a chick whos last name is romero and thats what we call her..


but anyway accidentaly walked in on my roomate after he just hopped out of the shower and he had the towel over his face but nothing else. i almost threw up

i had to drink half a bottle of southern comfort to get that image out of my head

[..romero..]

dont lie.you know you enjoyed it haha.

[Slushi]

You never seen a dick before?

[gunsofbrooklyn]

yea it dosn't make you gay if you accidently walk in...

[La Coka Nostra]

you had to drink to get the thought of your roommate's dick out of your head?
...that's gay.

[PeeInTheShower]

if you walk in on your naked roommate, why would your natural instinct be to look at his penis. i concur..

flamer.

my homeboys brother was saying that being in jail made him feel better about the size of his cock. epic gay of mass proportions brotherin

[iJiZzCoLoUrS]

it wasnt his dick that was the problem, it was the massive forest of pubes that made me want to puke/ sorry i didnt elaborate you fucking assholes :P

[THAT BOY DOWN THE BLOCK]

damn it sounds like to me you were starin at it

[Worms]

ok so in my house, the front door is at the beginning of this hallway, and the hallway is east-west, so like, the sun comes right through the door if it was open. Well i have windows on either side, so the sun shines through at around 7pm, and it shines onto this overhead chandiler thingy for lack of a better word, and it creates some cool reflections. so im in the living room, and i have to cross the hallway to get to the bathroom.

Well, i usually start to unbutton my pants when i head to the bathroom, and when i did this time, my pants just started falling, and you know when you walk with pants around your ankles, you do fast choppy steps? well i thought i looked like a choo choo train, so i started doing the pumpy thing with my arms, simulating a train. and im crossin this hallway like a train, and i get to the bathroom, do my thang, and im walking back to my couch, when i see my mom standing at the front door. im like "yo moms whats hood?" and she just looks at me.

turns out she was standing at the front door, looking at the chandiler, and saw me choo choo train past, without me noticing. it was actually fucking hilarious, and how she didnt bust out laughing at me, ill never know.

ahahahahahahahahahahaha im baked
im doin the choo choo thing lmao

on new years i was hooking up with this girl at a party and we both drank so we went up stairs did our buisness then went down. so the night continued and she needed a place to sleep so i said u can crash here.... so i turn on the tv in my room and were booth under the blankets watching tv not doin any thing...this goes on for n hour or so and i start getn horny so i start feeling her up...then as i was fingering her she was moving alot so i was like oooo shes into it....then she just stopped moving so i came out from under the blankets to find her staring at me...aparently she was sleeping..

[iJiZzCoLoUrS]

damn it sounds like to me you were starin at it


shut up you dyslexic fuck, its "sounds to me like" not "sounds like to me"

just because your dad touched you doesnt mean you have to take it out on bombing science members by coming up with a quick one liner for every post you read

[Aesir]

^Look here doucher, we all agreed not to mention that ever again.

[skull-e]

ahahahahahahahahahahaha im baked
im doin the choo choo thing lmao

on new years i was hooking up with this girl at a party and we both drank so we went up stairs did our buisness then went down. so the night continued and she needed a place to sleep so i said u can crash here.... so i turn on the tv in my room and were booth under the blankets watching tv not doin any thing...this goes on for n hour or so and i start getn horny so i start feeling her up...then as i was fingering her she was moving alot so i was like oooo shes into it....then she just stopped moving so i came out from under the blankets to find her staring at me...aparently she was sleeping..

oh man, that's happened to me, not fun at all.

extremely awkward

[realtalk]

where the pubes so thick that ur hand got stuck in them?

[..romero..]

so heres another awkward siteeation of mine.it happened today.i was walking around just for the fuck of it drinking a big ass 2 liter orange soda and like a dumbass i waited to late to want to take a piss becuase at this point everything is closed or closing...so i decide i would go behind this chinese resturant and piss.so i go back there.making sure no one was their watching or nothing and im standing in back of the joint pissing in front of the door and its feeling good.so good infact that i didnt realise that the door to the resturant just opened.next thing i know i look up and im pissin on some poor guys shoes.he didnt say a word but i could tell he was fucking pissed and was gonna do something.all i could do was laugh.then i dipped out and ran down the alley with my pants down and my dick hanging out.i wasnt gonna stick around long enough for him to do something.



on a seperate occasion(seeing as i was on the subject of asian cuisine and awkward moments)at this korean resturant.i was sittin out back on the radiator just chillin and then this guy comes up to me who worked for the place.and he comes up and asks me "hey kid have you seen three dogs running around?".you can guess why i was concerned about this comment.i said nope and now refuse to go there.even tho their food is the bomb.

[INKdKRINK]

I was talking with my friend ryan on his cell and telling him how i banged that chick i set him up with and she has her twat pierced and likes it anal. And the best thing is her tounge stud and that she could win a gold medal for suckin dick. Well turns out he was on speaker phone and she was there. The girl is also my Lab Partner in CHemistry which is the class i had in 10 min after i made the call...

[bilal_tariq]

True story: My girl (at the time) went on Bombing Science and looked up my name and snuffed out my posts and broke up with me over posts in the hot girls thread.

We never got back together after that, awkward for the rest of life.

[sketch_three]

shut up you dyslexic fuck, its "sounds to me like" not "sounds like to me"

just because your dad touched you doesnt mean you have to take it out on bombing science members by coming up with a quick one liner for every post you read
thats my job....
but it dose sound like you examend it for a while
shit no one hates you for being curiouse if u like dick go for it

[..romero..]

True story: My girl (at the time) went on Bombing Science and looked up my name and snuffed out my posts and broke up with me over posts in the hot girls thread.

We never got back together after that, awkward for the rest of life.

shes jealous hahah.

[..romero..]

shut up you dyslexic fuck, its "sounds to me like" not "sounds like to me"

just because your dad touched you doesnt mean you have to take it out on bombing science members by coming up with a quick one liner for every post you read

lol your just mad becuase you saw his dick and it turned you on hahahahahahahaahaha

[PeeInTheShower]

laying down on my girlie's floor in front of her bedroom door, dad walks in, i cover up with the blanket while i'm trying to block him from getting in right away, hear the clink of my belt as my pants fall to the floor.

"get the fuck out"
"yes sir"

[Decide]

ahahahahahahhaahaaaha

[VaNdAL xBA!x]

this isnt akward for me but.....
theres this fat kid in my first class in school n he jus rips ass n really like just doesnt give a fuck the teacher jus kicks him out of class
i thinks it hilarious but the kid never says a word he jus sits there n farts......

[La Coka Nostra]

^ LOL
nice.

[XskeletorX]

added this chick on myspace one night through that stupid "people you may know" thing coz she was friends with some of my close friends and i've never met her or heard of her. anyways the next day i'm at my friends doin some art collaboration with him and this bitch that has a problem with me for pretty much no reason comes over with her friend. her friend happened to be that chick i added and i didnt recognize her at all haha so i didnt really talk to her coz i was pissed off at the other bitch for just being in the same room with me. eventually i introduced myself to her and then i was like "ohhhh yeahhhhhhh i think i added you last night" hahaha. the whole situation was just kinda awkward

[PeeInTheShower]

lol, yeah, that would be pretty awkward. that bitch was stupid for approaching you, especially with a friend. i would have acted like it was nothing. like "bitch, i've never seen you in my life".

[counterfeit+amphetamines]

ok so one time when i was like 10 or maybe eleven i dont really remember i met this one chick and we ended up going out she was like 16 at the time which was awesome and we would like drive around and she would like take me to mcdonalds and wed eat then after wed eat there we would go somewhere and like have sex in the car it was badass.this went on for like 3 or 4 months.and shes a hotee,half asian half i dont even fucken know but really fine chick and we were chillen one day and she has a sister and together me her and her sister wer all chillen at my house and we ended up having a trheesome and its like and hour or two into and my dad walks in and hes like "WTF ARE YOU DOING SON" and i was all like "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNTBUCKET" and he was like all quiet and closed the door and i finished and i had like 3 orgasms it was the shit man...after that we went rollerblading and smoked some dope it was awesome.but awkward.you know seein my dad all defeated an shit.

[CrustOner]

... wow.

you wish you were living that life.

[PeeInTheShower]

..you know seein my dad all deficated on and shit.


bro you took a dump on your dad? you need therapy.

[proNYNJA]

ok so one time when i was like 10 or maybe eleven i dont really remember i met this one chick and we ended up going out she was like 16 at the time which was awesome and we would like drive around and she would like take me to mcdonalds and wed eat then after wed eat there we would go somewhere and like have sex in the car it was badass.this went on for like 3 or 4 months.and shes a hotee,half asian half i dont even fucken know but really fine chick and we were chillen one day and she has a sister and together me her and her sister wer all chillen at my house and we ended up having a trheesome and its like and hour or two into and my dad walks in and hes like "WTF ARE YOU DOING SON" and i was all like "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNTBUCKET" and he was like all quiet and closed the door and i finished and i had like 3 orgasms it was the shit man...after that we went rollerblading and smoked some dope it was awesome.but awkward.you know seein my dad all defeated an shit.
why da hell is this kid tryna act like hes the shit on the internet? i read like maybe 3 of his post and i can already tell hes tryna get to much attention?

[PeeInTheShower]

nas deserves attention.

[counterfeit+amphetamines]

you damn right i do.

[PeeInTheShower]

shut the fuck up bitch.

you're not funny. never have been, never will be.

and jayz murders you pussyfart.

stay in queens/miami/texas where you belong lawlzys

[Lunchbox]

you damn right i do, bf never gives me any butt-satisfaction

Cool story bro

[reallythough]

now thats an awkward one.

[LIQUIDFOOT]

now thats an awkward one.

really though?

lulz

[kromeroc]

tru story
last year me and a frend of mines were hangin out and i get a call from a girl and she asked me to come thru cuz she was home alone so me and my frend decided to go,,we get there we chillin and shit then outa nowea she says 'oh shit i think my dads here, so me and my frend went to hide at her room. i was hiddin behind the door and my frend next to the closet so then out of nowere my old cell started blastin wit a ringtone her dad says whos in her room, so he comes in finds us, and hes a really loud dominican guy so all i herd was ''eey wah chew doen eeh mie dawterroomm, gheet thee fock outtee,,so the girl starts like panikin haha so we walk out den as we walk out tha dad is folowin us we get out turn the corner and bounce, we jumped a fukin fence cuz the guy was chasing us wit his car..havent talk to the chick ever since lmao

[Ume]

I once got into an awkward situation.. just to see how it felt.

[xylene hug]

i once dated this girl. knowing a few of my homies dated her before.
one day i was sitting with her and 3 other guys i know. then it clicked.. all 4 guys had at one point banged her.... awkward!!

[Loki X Sho]

I walked in on my little bro beatin off

[sketch_three]

well u shoulda her the goat hed just rippled screaming

[kromeroc]

wen u goin over someones shit on purpose or u didnt know and then the kid appears outa nowere and sees u. now thats pretty akward :]

[MAST]

i once dated this girl. knowing a few of my homies dated her before.
one day i was sitting with her and 3 other guys i know. then it clicked.. all 4 guys had at one point banged her.... awkward!!

been there done that. and we were all talking about her too when we noticed it.

[PeeInTheShower]

i got one that possibly takes the cake. when one of your parents walk in on you jerkin' off. or when they tell you to do something that requires standing up and you have a boner..

haha one time when i was in 7th grade this kid's brother put laxatives in his milk during lunch.(i was there for all of this) the teacher was a cunt and wouldn't let him go to the bathroom. he goes up to the teacher to have a one on one talk about his bowels, next thing you know a peice of shit falls down his fucking shorts! all nonchalant like, he picks it up and puts it in his pocket. everyone knew it. that kid never ended up living that down.

[XskeletorX]

hahahahahahahahah! priceless!

[Loki X Sho]

awkward..hmm..my parents telling me and my brother to leave cause they wanted to get it on during their anniversary

[MAST]

walking in when your parents aren't expecting you home. nuff said.

[Lunchbox]

walking in when your parents aren't expecting you home. nuff said.

Walking in on someones ELSE'S parents when your not expected.

Muuuuch worse.

[sketch_three]

no were near


im luckym parens split while i was still a baby

[explosivo_420]

I completely invaded her privacy. I mean, imagine just chillen on a bed, and some random kid you don't know just opens up the curtain and looks at you......kinda weiiiird.


Yesterday my neighbor said my landlord was looking into my windows.

[Lunchbox]

well u shoulda her the goat hed just rippled screaming

He shoulda used on action verb

[sketch_three]

u should die

[La Coka Nostra]

He shoulda used on action verb



sorry sketch, but i'm stoned and this shit made me lol hard.

[joker954]

teacher catching you look at her ass

[CRAZDGRAFKINGZ]

1 time mah maw waulked n on me doian my tang, like, u noe, my tang, and I was all like BIIEEAATCH GIT ON IT OR GET OUT!!!! and I got hella grounded

[Endzero]

try to make this short..
slept over my girls house. in the morning her mom knocks on her room door I hide in the closet as usual and her mom starts yelling her to clean opens the closet but im on the other side and shes yelling at her to clean all the crap in the closet then looks in again sees me and we just both look at eachother, they called her dad to come in but they close the closet! and then wen hes in they open it and tell me to come out and her mom is in her underwear the whole time and a short shirt and I kept trying not to look...
and then her dad says i disrespected all of them and now her mom is hiding behind the door cuz shes in her underwear and im there and her husband is there... really awkward

and to top it off they come to my house later with my gf and ask if my parents are home and i said no and they just stood there for like 2 minutes silent and i was in the doorway holding it open and then they finally left

[PeeInTheShower]

holy shit. lol when i'd sleep over my girl's house i used to do that, except i got away with it every time. she'd lock her door, i'd wake up to her mom pounding on the door "SARRAA!". it kinda sucks waking up to your heart beating a million miles an hour.

[Subconcious]

So a while ago my brother had his girlfriend come to visit from out-of-state. She didn't want to drive alone so she brings her friend Kim. My bro's like "Dude hit that shit." So I start textin her and she sends me picks and she looks fine, so I'm like "No doubt! Pussaaaaay for meee!"

Well they get here and we meet them at the local Arby's. We pull up next to em and I see kim and she looks good through the tinted glass, not the same as her pictures, but pretty good. Me and my bro get out and open their doors like gentlemen, and as I open Kim's door... she virtually spills out like a knocked-over jar of honey. But fatter. I try really hard to hide my "W...T...F..?" expression.

Oh that isn't the awkward part. Not yet!

I look at my bro as she barely manages to get to her feet and he looks at my and it's obvious he's holding in hysterical laughter. I thought "You son of a bitch." He fucking duped me.

So we get back to the house, and I've had a raging hardon for like 2 days thinking about the nasty shit I was going to do to the hot kim form the pics, so I'm just like fuck it. "Broski, gimme a jimmy." and he looks at me for a sec like "Are you serious?" and I say "Hay broseph. It's a meat mitten and I'm hungry. A clam cake is a clam cake. Fuck it."

So we're in bed watching a movie and I reach around her Jerry Springer-sized tummy and try my hardest to dig through the muck to the creamy nougat center. So I'm going at it a few minutes when my mom walked in. Just burst through the door and came in and looked over at the TV. "Oh, Prom Night. Good movie!" and sits down on the foot of the bed... She fucking sits on the bed that has been my playmat many-a-time. My boner is rudely jamming into Kim's back and I don't know what the fuck to do. I dare not move my hand and give away what we had been doing, so I just leave it. Two fingers in-pussy. With my mom 3 feet from the actual point of penetration.

And sat there she did. Ignoring my not-so-subtle hints to GTFO! and just watched like 15 minutes of the movie. Aaawwkkwwaarrdd.......

[proNYNJA]

when you walk up to some dude on the street and say "aye, you write?" and they look at you with the WTF face.

[PeeInTheShower]

yeah, you're a shitfucker.


it's pretty awkward when you're in jail and the guy showering next to you looks at your weiner.

[proNYNJA]

okay so my friend told me about a place like a block from me that sells spray paint to minors so i go there and i see markers, spray, tips, and graff dvds and im like damn i found my new place to buy my graff shit, the place was called "Stereo Connection" if you havent guess by the name its a car shop were they do car customizing, so one day i walk in with 15 dollars buy 3 cans of montanas, im tryna get them in my backpack when i look up and i see a guy that lives in my apartments. Im like wtf is he doing here and then i saw his nametag and im like wtf he works here and im like fACK now some1 in my apartments knows i write. im screwed.

[PeeInTheShower]

you're obtuse, as andy dufrain might call it.

you walk up to random kids on the street and ask them if they write, but you're worried about the schmuck that lives in your building who works at the graff shop knowing you write?

do you take it in the rear, kid?

[Lunchbox]

you're obtuse, as andy dufrain might call it.




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/LainaInverse/Troll%20food/obtuse.gif

[Proper]

My freshman year in High School, I had advisory [homeroom] with this girl whom I thought was nice and wholesome. We had assigned seating during this class and the teacher sat us next to eachother for the rest of the year. We talked and got alonged and out of the blue, she whispers in my ear one day: "E*****e, I want to suck on your fucking cock, right now." How's that awkward you might ask? She was eight months pregnant. A week later, she had the baby.

[Lunchbox]

So did you or did you not hit it?

With a bat I mean

[mtown]

a bat,i meant hit it with a fridge from a ten storie builing, and yes i mean a kin size fridge

[CrustOner]

My freshman year in High School, I had advisory [homeroom] with this girl whom I thought was nice and wholesome. We had assigned seating during this class and the teacher sat us next to eachother for the rest of the year. We talked and got alonged and out of the blue, she whispers in my ear one day: "E*****e, I want to suck on your fucking cock, right now." How's that awkward you might ask? She was eight months pregnant. A week later, she had the baby.

I know your name. haha.

[mtown]

what is it?ericania?

[Proper]

I threw up in my mouth when she uttered those words in my ear. I never spoke to her again.

By the way, my name is Enrique Iglesias.

[IlikePie]

Enrigay <3

Thursday night, we throw a rager over at my friends house. I was drunk as fuck by like 1 in the afternoon and the party was going to start in a few hours. But anywho... My belligerent ass is stumbling around, to meet up with my homegirl, 'cuz she didn't know where my friend's house is. So on my way there, I fall into a bush, fence, and fall asleep in a park for 10 minutes. We get back to the house, and I throw up for a little bit, and try and go to bed, all the while, my ex girlfriend follows me up the stairs, making sure I don't fall down them. Somewhere in between the part where I nearly put my head through a wall, and I sobered up enough to know what was going on, I fucked my ex girlfriend, her ex boyfriend walked in on us like 4 times, watched for a while, her sister walked in on us twice, along with like half the party. And I didn't even know that it happened, until she left and everyone told me I got laid. Apparently I tried to put it in her pooper too :(

[Proper]

He walked in four times? You guys should have double-teamed her.

[La Coka Nostra]

By the way, my name is Enrique Iglesias.




sing me a song, bitch.
:p

[dior]

for an awkward situation i was just trying to fart on my friend and i pooped a bit:/

[Proper]

sing me a song, bitch.
:p

I can be your hero, baby. I can kiss away the pain. I will stand by you foreverrrrr. You can take...my breath away.

[La Coka Nostra]

i came.



how's that for an awkward situation?

[ESKiMO2]

A girl wants me to meet her dealer. He's a British middle class gangster. I wanted to lol.

[Proper]

Nah man, that isn't awkward at all. That was a very special moment between two loving guys.

[MAST]

I can be your hero, baby. I can kiss away the pain. I will stand by you foreverrrrr. You can take...my breath away.

the whole time i was reading this i was like, is he gonna stop or is he gonna go all the way? you went all the way. thread is very gay now.

[Proper]

I'm sorry I gayified this thread, Mast. I will try to accommodate your needs from here on out.

[OWTNGIS]

awkward ackwerd awkwered whatevr the FUCK..hers a good one...i was being all "smooth" wit my girl one day after sushi and she loves a good throat stabbing as much as i like 2 give it...so one thing led 2 another and as shes going at it i farted right in her face..like a point blank...awkward thing is she keep stroking away like she didnt even hear it...shit my sister heard me fart in the next room so i know she heard but she played it off...so i did to...i never said anything about it either...

[gcrolla]

edit-

[Loki X Sho]

awkward...being at a bar underage and seeing your uncle. damnnn.

[ESKiMO2]

Awkward - same British middle class gangster tells me to 'go suck a dick' over text msg.

[MAST]

i take it you made fun of him for being a british middle class gangster/dealer?

[PeeInTheShower]

"oh shit, i'm gonna cum..."
"hold on one second the baby's crying"..

[La Coka Nostra]

"hold on one second, the baby's LOOKING."

that's more like it.

[Decide]

this was about 5 years ago friend told me to get something from his parents room went in saw his dad beat the meat ..another time friend told me to open his door to his room casue no one was home but his dad was on round and brownn funny shit

[MAST]

i've walked in on my friend beatin his meat. twice. 2 of my other friends walked in on him beatin it when they were all shroomin out.

he seriously needs to stop doing that shit with people at his house.

[mtown]

haha tha't's pretty awkward
i think he likes the feeling if people look at him beating or sum shit

[dceeserkills]

this one time me and my girl smoked a fat j while she was babysitting her moms friends 8 year old son. so we go inside her room and start fucking. we change positions and im fucking her doggie style and im making her ass clap like crazy. right when im about to nut the fucking kid walks in and i didnt give a fuck so i just keep going enough to nut and i grab the bed sheets fast as fuck and cover my self and left her but naked laying on her bed.. hahah akwardddddd

[Ladyy]

Well I take these pills cause I have stomach issues (I had an operation when I was 9 months old so now my stomach is screwed) and I take pills for my migranes. I get pretty high dosages too if I take too many they pretty much make me like halucinate and what not. So one morning I decided lets try take 4 instead of 2 of each pill. It was all fine for a little although in school I kept thinking everyone can hear what Im thinking. SO my friends would walk up to me and be like "wats up" and I would just stare at them thinkinggg "nunnnn" and everytime someone tried talking to me I would just stare at them thinking of respones. By like 7th period I realised no one can hear what Im thinking and half of my friends thought I was mad at them o.0

[skull-e]

I just fapped to your sig


and I came on my homework


and handed it in

[friedchicken]

awkward ackwerd awkwered whatevr the FUCK..hers a good one...i was being all "smooth" wit my girl one day after sushi and she loves a good throat stabbing as much as i like 2 give it...so one thing led 2 another and as shes going at it i farted right in her face..like a point blank...awkward thing is she keep stroking away like she didnt even hear it...shit my sister heard me fart in the next room so i know she heard but she played it off...so i did to...i never said anything about it either...

hahaha was it a stinker?

[..romero..]

I just fapped to your sig


and I came on my homework


and handed it in

you just fapped to a man son.



hows that for awkward.

[Ladyy]

you just fapped to a man son.



hows that for awkward.

actually Im a girl. amazing right.

[..romero..]

no your miley cirus and we all know miley cryus is either a horse or a man.and i dont think she's a horse...horses dont sing that bad.

[Ladyy]

Im not miley, thanks for that. Now unlike some lowlives on this site im actually not going to start bullshit over the fucking internet mkay. Enjoy your evening.

[sketch_three]

fucking dyke

were do u get of stealing our woman

[skull-e]

Im not miley, thanks for that. Now unlike some lowlives on this site im actually not going to start bullshit over the fucking internet mkay. Enjoy your evening.

stop being a moody bitch and assume the position
























and get back down on your knees.

[..romero..]

Im not miley

so your a horse?

[Ladyy]

stop being a moody bitch and assume the position
























and get back down on your knees.


go.get.laid.



and yea what ever floats your boat o.0
although im usually conisdered a human.

[MAST]

i vote troll. there's no way a girl could be on this forum or like sublime

[..romero..]

although im usually conisdered a human.

of course they do.you have a human suit on.like a gorilla suit but not really.




your the opposite of this.
http://partywiththis.com/images/P/h10.jpg

[Ladyy]

i vote troll. there's no way a girl could be on this forum or like sublime

if youd like ill take a pic proving im real. and a chick.

[sketch_three]

fucking dyke

were do u get of stealing our woman
also u bitches wont fuck a dick but use dildos





















and why are u either smoking hot or rosie odonal

[Ladyy]

and why are u either smoking hot or rosie odonal

huh

[..romero..]

if youd like ill take a pic proving im real. and a chick.


the tits or gtfo rule applies here.just wanted to inform you.

[MAST]

tits or it didn't happen

[Ladyy]

if you think im going to be an internet whore for you guys you underestimate the respect i have for myself.

[..romero..]

wait....who taught you how to type??
http://retiredhorses.org.uk/zimg/cartoon/using-computer.jpg

[Ladyy]

your mom, and i thought her that thing your dad enjoys when the lights go off

[skull-e]

stop using long words and sentence structure you wouldn't use in real life.



*edit*



...bitch

[..romero..]

your mom, and i thought her that thing your dad enjoys when the lights go off

my fathers dead and my house isnt equus accessible.sooooo that puts holes in your horse logic enit?

[sketch_three]

your mom, and i thought her that thing your dad enjoys when the lights go off

lazer tag?

[..romero..]

lmao.

[La Coka Nostra]

your mom, and i thought her that thing your dad enjoys when the lights go off



well thats... strange...

[Ladyy]

stop using long words and sentence structure you wouldn't use in real life.



*edit*



...bitch

1st i do talk like that in real life
2nd i think i have a right to be a bitch to everyone on here whos been acting like a dick.
3rd get to know me before you judge me.

[RhodeIsland]

So you chose the GTFO part of tits or gtfo?

[Ladyy]

I chose to ignore you ignorant assholes.

[RhodeIsland]

I chose to gtfo.

good

[sketch_three]

3rd get to know me before you judge me.

if i even found out the names of half the folks i've judged over the years....
well i would finish my sentence but then id be engaging u in conversation(thus getting to know you)


heres the gist of it....fuck you and ur mustachioded cohrts

[~Star~]

lol no wonder there are no girls in here
they come, and you chase them away with funny sexist comments :D

[Ladyy]

if i even found out the names of half the folks i've judged over the years....
well i would finish my sentence but then id be engaging u in conversation(thus getting to know you)


heres the gist of it....fuck you and ur mustachioded cohrts

I hope you enjoy the company of your hand tonight.

[RhodeIsland]

Girls are only good for cooking and vagina.

[RhodeIsland]

I hope you enjoy the company of your hand tonight.

I hope you enjoy the company of my backhand tonight

[COBALT]

fuckin your girlfriend at a party and your ex girl comes to the door and tries to kick her ass...not so much awkward but funny

[sketch_three]

i dont have hands,
just key shaped stumps i use to poke at the eyes of injured birds who make the mistake of landing in my oxygen

[~Star~]

I hope you enjoy the company of your hand tonight.

she got you there my friend

EDIT:
but you came back and fucked her shit up

[Ladyy]

Oh of course I will, you know me too well. >.>

[skull-e]

i dont have hands,
just key shaped stumps i use to poke at the eyes of injured birds who make the mistake of landing in my oxygen

haha, i lol'd in real life sooo fucking much, idk why.

and lady, do yourself a big favor, and GET THE FUCK OFF BS YOU HIPSTER BITCH

[sketch_three]

if seducing feces is how you titilaten urself then fine,

but ill be rubing bleach and dolphin sweat into my papercuts while drinking scotch in an upmarket houseing complex

[RhodeIsland]

Wait! before you leave, are you a horse or miley??

[Ladyy]

Wait! before you leave, are you a horse or miley??

I'm not leaving and if its up to me then a horse, horses aren't half as bad as miley.

[sketch_three]

Wait! before you leave, are you a HORSE or miley??

shes a Smiley HORE


get it

[skull-e]

I'm not leaving and if its up to me then a horse, horses aren't half as bad as miley.

oooh, bitch is shit talking miley.

sounds like you should be on this forum: www.gaiaonline.com

[Ladyy]

oooh, bitch is shit talking miley.

sounds like you should be on this forum: www.gaiaonline.com

sounds like you know the best places to talk shit, im not suprised

[sketch_three]

sounds like timmys stuck in a well

[RhodeIsland]

sounds like you know the best places to talk shit, im not suprised

At least he aint a horse

[COBALT]

At least he aint a horse

hahahahahahaha

[skull-e]

is she actually saying this?

she must be a troll.

story for talking:

I went to staples not too long ago and went to the isle with the vinyl sticker, and there was a guy fingering a girl. dude turns to look at me I look at him in the eyes and walk away.

it was more arousing than anything.

[sketch_three]

this is kinda awkwerd,
coblat thinks we care wat he posts


but we dont care, not even on christmas

[Ladyy]

Well horses are actually pretty interesting species,
unlike humans, after being born it actually takes them only 1-2 hours to learn to stand up and walk not years like humans.

[COBALT]

this is kinda awkwerd,
coblat thinks we care wat he posts


but we dont care, not even on christmas

i just like everyone teamin up agains laddy i think its funny

[sketch_three]

Well horses are actually pretty interesting species,
unlike humans, after being born it actually takes them only 1-2 hours to learn to stand up and walk not years like humans.

if only human females took 1-2 hours to learn when know one values their input

[skull-e]

I can wikipedia too you know.

www.simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horses

[RhodeIsland]

Well horses are actually pretty interesting species,
unlike humans, after being born it actually takes them only 1-2 hours to learn to stand up and walk not years like humans.

I didnt know horses knew about wikipedia


Edit: Damnit he beat me to it.^

[sketch_three]

instead of wikpeadia my people get their knoledge from fallen enemys grey matter,
then our shamans read the entrails of a badger

[RhodeIsland]

Being the smartest horse still isn't an accomplishment.

[PeeInTheShower]

pretty awkward when cops grab your junk when they're supposed to be searching you/frisking you.

[sketch_three]

pretty awkward when cops grab your junk when they're supposed to be searching you/frisking you.

get out of here with that bullshit, stay on topic

[Ladyy]

get out of here with that bullshit, stay on topic

technically that was the topic.
being the dumbest human isnt really an accomplishment either.

[sketch_three]

holy fuck ur about as bright as dark matter

[PeeInTheShower]

hey hey hey, be nice.

and sketch, let's make a thread about you.

[Ladyy]

hey hey hey, be nice.

and sketch, let's make a thread about you.

thanks.

[sketch_three]

they allready have
''the best post on bombing science''

''god thread''

and

''my dick is largeer than yours''
threads but go ahead

[PeeInTheShower]

sketch you're slutty.

[Ladyy]

they allready have
''the best post on bombing science''

''god thread''

and

''my dick is largeer than yours''
threads but go ahead

god doesnt exist, and from my judgement neither does your dick..

[sketch_three]

you spelt fantaboulse wrong

sure it dose its just so large it has to exsist outside of the time space continum,
or it warp the very boundries of physics

[RhodeIsland]

god doesnt exist, and from my judgement neither does your dick..


Can horses hold markers?

[PeeInTheShower]

you spelt fantaboulse wrong

now you're a skut (skank-slut)... one more penalty and you're downgraded to sklunt (skank slut cunt)...

[sketch_three]

yea well ur built like a middleaged transexual

[PeeInTheShower]

pre-op or post-op?