View Full Version : Awkward Situations Thread
RhodeIsland
05-27-2009, 11:14 PM
yea well ur built like a middleaged transexual
Thats better than a horse
skull-e
05-27-2009, 11:16 PM
pre-op or post-op?
pre op
PeeInTheShower
05-27-2009, 11:17 PM
whoa transvestyte back off!
god doesnt exist, and from my judgement neither does your dick..
please explain your logic
sketch_three
05-27-2009, 11:19 PM
one time i closed my eyes and clicked my heels together, saying theres no place like home.....when i opened them all my money was gone
i shouldnt have done it at an atm
PeeInTheShower
05-27-2009, 11:20 PM
make a wish you slutty cunt, you're about to hit 1000
triple6inthemix
05-27-2009, 11:21 PM
so back to those awkward situations
i called an old booty call the over the other morning, finished, bitch WOULD NOT leave for like 3 and a half hours..ugh, such a waste of time
RhodeIsland
05-27-2009, 11:22 PM
make a wish you slutty cunt, you're about to hit 1000
oh shit me fucking too
sketch_three
05-27-2009, 11:22 PM
im nothing but refined
..romero..
05-27-2009, 11:22 PM
lmao i leave for like 30 minutes and come back and look what ive created hahahahaha.
Ladyy
05-27-2009, 11:22 PM
.
RhodeIsland
05-27-2009, 11:23 PM
lmao i leave for like 30 minutes and come back and look what ive created hahahahaha.
Thank that fucking horse^ That one^ right there^
PeeInTheShower
05-27-2009, 11:23 PM
it's amazing how this threads fuckin poppin! like mary poppin' she poopin!
sketch_three
05-27-2009, 11:23 PM
and how one split condom can result in ur upbringing
..romero..
05-27-2009, 11:24 PM
god doesnt exist, and from my judgement neither does your dick..
I still want to know who the fuck taught a horse to write.let alone teach them to form a sentence.i mean he should be awarded a metal.or shot for what he created.idk which.any ideas?
RhodeIsland
05-27-2009, 11:25 PM
Fuck Horses.
sketch_three
05-27-2009, 11:25 PM
shes not a fucking horse guys,
shes just a girl with a personality void
..romero..
05-27-2009, 11:25 PM
she poopin!
i lold.
PeeInTheShower
05-27-2009, 11:25 PM
and how one split condom can result in ur upbringing
and how spider man can't climb up walls. and how steven segal can shoot little kids.
sketch_three
05-27-2009, 11:25 PM
(and a sideways pussy)
RhodeIsland
05-27-2009, 11:26 PM
shes not a fucking Girl guys,
shes just a horse with a personality void
I think this is what you ment
..romero..
05-27-2009, 11:28 PM
shes not a fucking horse guys,
shes just a girl with a personality void
i think we need further research before we reach any conclusions on her,sketch.ladyy should post nudes so we can make sure.or a dna sample to see if she is in fact a humanoid.
.
such a fucking horse thing to say
sketch_three
05-27-2009, 11:29 PM
I think this is what you ment
dont forget this bit
(and a sideways pussy)
RhodeIsland
05-27-2009, 11:30 PM
.NAAA NAAAAAAAA NAA NAAAAAAA
All I fucking hear.
PeeInTheShower
05-27-2009, 11:31 PM
hey hey hey, be nice...
sketch, i hate you. you're a postwhore and a half... and most of your ideas suck the shit out of my ass. cumsklunt.
you know what's funny? none of these are awkward situations.
sketch_three
05-27-2009, 11:32 PM
hey shitinthebath suck my crispy duck fillets
RhodeIsland
05-27-2009, 11:33 PM
1000 fucking posts! Now i officially have no life.
skull-e
05-27-2009, 11:33 PM
someone bump osmething good from previous pages pl0x.
ladyy, post some of your graff
when ladyy's mom walks in and sees a horse or miley cyrus on the computer. talk about awkward.
..romero..
05-27-2009, 11:34 PM
im gonna troll the shit out of you guys if you dont get back on topic.
..romero..
05-27-2009, 11:35 PM
awkward situation...walking in on some guy pooping in the public library...
....and theres no bathroom in the public library.
skull-e
05-27-2009, 11:36 PM
mero, internet hate machine
..romero..
05-27-2009, 11:36 PM
i hate you guys just as much in real life too=)
RhodeIsland
05-27-2009, 11:37 PM
I came home early once and was blastin music through my ipod n walked into my sisters room, she was fucking some kid.. They both walk into my room a couple minutes later n say ''HI''..
PS. Ladyy is a horse
skull-e
05-27-2009, 11:39 PM
congratulations
Ladyy
05-27-2009, 11:40 PM
it was awkward when my dad asked me to make plans for the weekend, I asked why and he told me he wants to be "alone" with my mom and pulled out a condom. Never again do I ask my dad why he wants me to make plans.
RhodeIsland
05-27-2009, 11:40 PM
I didnt think horses wore condoms.
PeeInTheShower
05-27-2009, 11:41 PM
yo if i got to be old and had a wife i'd just get a vasectomy, so i wouldn't need a condom. i never got the privledge to cum inside a female.
it was awkward when my dad asked me to make plans for the weekend, I asked why and he told me he wants to be "alone" with my mom and pulled out a condom. Never again do I ask my dad why he wants me to make plans.
all i'm gettin out of that story is that your dad raped you, but practiced safe sex.
La Coka Nostra
05-28-2009, 12:05 AM
yo if i got to be old and had a wife i'd just get a vasectomy, so i wouldn't need a condom. i never got the privledge to cum inside a female.
birth control, dude.
they do vasectomies while you're awake.
fuuuuck that.
friedchicken
05-28-2009, 09:33 AM
pretty awkward when cops grab your junk when they're supposed to be searching you/frisking you.
you saw it on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in8sAvz3tn0
or he doesn't live online and actually had it happen
Loki X Sho
05-28-2009, 04:20 PM
going to your old highschool to visit all wasted...and having your old principal smell that sheeeit
sketch_three
05-28-2009, 08:24 PM
every atempt of a cool post u make
gives me an awkerd feelng
..romero..
05-28-2009, 08:59 PM
is that red thing in your sig a penis??? becuase it looks like a penis.
Subconcious
05-28-2009, 09:08 PM
Dood that's Earl... Learn 2 oldschool...
..romero..
05-28-2009, 09:08 PM
que?
skull-e
05-28-2009, 09:36 PM
i was picking up today, and my dearer made a that;s what she said joke that wasn't funny, I didn't know what to do, so I chuckled.
am I a bad person?
CrustOner
05-28-2009, 09:45 PM
Mero, Toejam and Earl, a dope ass old school video game for Sega Genesis.
toejam and fucking earl. get it right or gtfo.
..romero..
05-28-2009, 09:59 PM
yeah well im not old like you fucking geezers so excuuuuuuuuuuse me.
sega genisis.negro please.
CrustOner
05-28-2009, 10:03 PM
Haha, I'm your age, Mero...
um actually super nintendo
skull-e
05-28-2009, 10:28 PM
now snes, that's something I can relate to.
i remember duck hunt, good fucking times
garbage down tha way
05-28-2009, 10:40 PM
i was waiting for this dude to open the store i was getting paid to paint in and i had to pee super bad, so i walked around until i found a parking garage, went to the 8th floor, came out of the stairway and what do ya know, two black people fucking right there on the concrete, so i just retraced my steps backwards, went down a level, and pissed. talk about a run on sentence.
shoulda said howdy and started pissing. they would've gotten the message.
and zelda on snes was my jaaam
edit: juuust to stay on topic, when you hang out with someone a lot and they get on your nerves, then you decide to dodge all their calls and avoid them, and then you just happen to run into them. that's awkward. especially when it's at a place where you're both gonna be in the same vicinity all night like at a show.
PeeInTheShower
05-28-2009, 11:12 PM
edit: juuust to stay on topic, when you hang out with someone a lot and they get on your nerves, then you decide to dodge all their calls and avoid them, and then you just happen to run into them. that's awkward. especially when it's at a place where you're both gonna be in the same vicinity all night like at a show.
word is bond.. especially when they act like nothings happened, then you feel like an asshole about it, then you make up an excuse like "i was gonna call you back bro, i just passed the fuck out the other night" and they give you that look like "suuurree"
hahahahahahah i used that exact line the other night. the dude was drunk as fuck though so he was just like "whatever man i don't believe you but you're still my boy"
garbage down tha way
05-29-2009, 07:15 AM
fuck friends anyway, you shoulda just slapped him in the mouth for not believing you.
skull-e
05-29-2009, 07:46 AM
I love running into my dealer, were always at the same place for some reason so we always end up smoking a blunt and painting.
Peter Reveen
06-02-2009, 02:23 PM
im a tim hortons gettin a sandwich and me and my buddy are at the counter (we took like 3 blunts to the face prior to this) and this broad comes up saying "if your gonnna try to get out of the parking lot you gonnna be waiting for a while because theres a guy trying to park and doesn't know where to" and she proceed to laugh and looking at me and my buddy and during this im staring right into her eyes and she walks away and i know she felt stupid.
Peter Reveen
06-02-2009, 02:35 PM
Well horses are actually pretty interesting species,
unlike humans, after being born it actually takes them only 1-2 hours to learn to stand up and walk not years like humans.
its cause humans evolved from crawling we were on all fours from thousands of years thats why were attracted to a nice rotund apple bottom so when humans are born there still programed to be crawling but since all they see is heads walking sooo there brains tell em i should be walking too
only thing a horse good for is hellping retards not being retards.
B.S. POLICE
06-02-2009, 02:45 PM
ahhh actually its cause the human species have been on top of the food chain for so long that were not requiered to walk and protect ourselves after were born unlike horses and other animals that are usually forced to be able to move around relatively soon after birth
..romero..
06-02-2009, 02:47 PM
i still want to know who taught that horse to type.
Mr yarbles
06-02-2009, 02:57 PM
Mero, Toejam and Earl, a dope ass old school video game for Sega Genesis.
Oh shit I remember that!
CAn't believe I remember that
speaking of that anybody remember that game where your that green guy on sega saturn
That game was the shit
FlippingChickens
06-02-2009, 08:14 PM
me and my other buddy killed a whole vodka bottle with these 2 girls today
we both pulled our meats out..thing is they were mad unconfortable...sike dem bitches were horny..when were all pulling r clothes back on there like dont mention this to anybody this stays here..lol did i mention on the way walking them back to school it was mad wierd..considering i know them bitches for 5 years i went to elementary with both of them and hadnt done shit with them up until this day..u can say it was pretty dam awkward im still shocked i layed the pipe down im sure they r too lol
CrustOner
06-02-2009, 10:01 PM
Oh shit I remember that!
CAn't believe I remember that
speaking of that anybody remember that game where your that green guy on sega saturn
That game was the shit
Gex! You were a lizard secret agent with a gun! FUCK YEAH
BATER
06-05-2009, 07:11 AM
ok i'm mexican and the other day i was chillin with some friends of mine and one of my friends brought along a black dude so i was all drunk right and the black guy asks if i have a menthol and i casually responded with "why do you smoke menthols" and he says "main its like if i ask yous why do yall eat beans n rice just cause yous uh mexican and all" so he gets all offended so i just say "my bad dawg" and hes all like "oh why you gotta talk like that now" so i was like "damn homie don't trip" and he responds with "whats up with dat main you did again dawg" ..awkward
who understands them?
Peter Reveen
06-05-2009, 09:54 AM
why do we eat beans and rice cause there fuckin delicious and menthols are dirrrty ass bitch sticks.
sketch_three
06-05-2009, 05:34 PM
a couple of friends were at this party and they said the next day they woke up to this chick screaming and runing out the house half naked,
aparently she pased out on a bed and woke up with some randomguys big toe up ur pussy
snielsgreen
06-05-2009, 11:16 PM
i woke up one moring with crazy morning wood. and naturaly i had to take a piss so massive it felt like my blatter was gonna pop. i get up and move quickly to my open door. at the exact moment i was exiting my door my moms was passing it and i ran into her with my woody. imediatly i looked down, grabed my shit and was like "fuuuhhhhck". after a sec i looked up to find my mom cheesing at me, i cocked my eyebrow up as to say WTF. a couple more secounds pass by wen my moms starts laughing and with laughter behind every word she speaks she said "thats not cool at all" and then beats me to the bathroom.
O_O
lilbmxking
06-06-2009, 01:48 AM
not sure if this really happend but when one of my riding buddies moved into town he was telling me this awkward story
one of his friends were chokin the chicken in his house. and a car pulls up to his garoge.. well got too fast and ran into his house and hit him, of most things his arm is the only thing thats hurt, and broke... porn on the computer and everything, didnt touch the computer just hit him hard enough to break his arm
last fall an ex was givin me a handy and i farted a little, blamed it on the leather couch
walking down the hall and someones staring at you, like he hates you and you dont even know him
when you crash or trip infront of a chick(s).. done both many times, even when you tell yourself.. just be yourself, but i then realize.. who cares
talking about someone when theyre right behind you, or randomly show up
Yeah the whole fart thing when doing something sexual is always fun.
I normally do it and LOL I don't really care. Cept the girl I'm with now is my gf pretty much so it's sweet.
Or you're with some shelia you just met over the net and go to their house and you talk and all only to make it to your point of cumming out your dick, then you lose all intrest if they're hella boring or not so good and then you try and make excuses up to get out of it.
Loki X Sho
06-06-2009, 12:33 PM
when I was getting my tattoo, my boy was sittin in this chair and he flipped over and his jar of nuggetry rolled out of his pocket all the way across the floor. The artist told us to stay sober when we left lol.
mtown
06-06-2009, 12:45 PM
that's not awkward,jou could get high with da boy
iPwnF00lz
06-06-2009, 01:27 PM
Yeah for real my tattoo artist always smokes, it reeks of dank when you step inside his shop. I tried to get him to admit it after mentioning the hemp legalization stickers laying around but he didn't budge.
xylene hug
06-06-2009, 02:05 PM
my best friend keeps on having nipple slips and i always seem to catch it and she always seems to catch me looking..
cesspool
06-06-2009, 02:35 PM
hahahaha
mtown
06-07-2009, 10:38 AM
my best friend keeps on having nipple slips and i always seem to catch it and she always seems to catch me looking..
hahahaa
sloppy_assasin168
06-09-2009, 10:32 PM
my mom asked me for a perc today.......
ENOFFUNS
06-09-2009, 10:34 PM
i showed up to school wearing my glasses wit no lenses in em forgetting i had contacts in my eyes
sike i just made that one up.
PeeInTheShower
06-09-2009, 11:03 PM
my mom asked me for a perc today.......
i told my manager at work i had a fucked up finger, and she offered me a vicodin...
DistrixInkCo.
06-10-2009, 12:54 AM
Win?
Or did you fail?
rinoh
06-10-2009, 07:21 AM
i bet 5 bucks on win
MR.NOE1
06-10-2009, 11:57 AM
called up n ex 1 night called her babe on tha phone...beat it tha next day
La Coka Nostra
06-10-2009, 12:54 PM
why is that awkward?
PeeInTheShower
06-10-2009, 01:04 PM
Win?
Or did you fail?
oh i won alright.
by pocketing it and asking for 3 more and making an easy twenty bucks.
MR.NOE1
06-11-2009, 09:54 AM
why is that awkward?
it was awkward cuz we broke up months ago n i broke up wit her..but it was guud after
Peter Reveen
06-11-2009, 10:37 AM
thats not awkward.
hasemler
06-25-2009, 01:37 AM
thats what it is.
your manager sounds raw as hell if she just handed over three more.
IlikePie
06-25-2009, 01:46 AM
I'm laying naked in bed right now, playing with my balls.
xylene hug
06-25-2009, 01:48 AM
I'm laying naked in bed right now, playing with my balls.
you forgot that your computers webcam is on and everyone on msn can see you...
SilverEra
06-25-2009, 03:00 AM
you forgot that your computers webcam is on and everyone on msn can see you...
I fucking lol'd.
Having your summer school teacher catch you staring at her ass.
PeeInTheShower
09-01-2010, 08:40 PM
i'm mad bored i'll tell you one today...
this kid at my school (i do autobody collision shit) dude was straight up starin at me while i was in class... so i turn to him i says "bro, starings rude and fucked up, stop starin'" then he immediately changed subjects asked me what i think of the RSX... i got up, walked away, told my homeboy at school "homeboy over there creeps me the fuck out i think hes a baser or some shit". then my homeboy says to me "nah bro, he's schizophrenic."
what what in the butt.
BLUNTEDROUNDTHACLOCK
09-01-2010, 08:56 PM
being wasted, pissing on some randoms persons lawn, then they come out and its just like BLAM! my wang their eyes, my wang their eyes then a outburst of laughter then just leave the scene and never seen in that area again
S4d3n
09-01-2010, 09:17 PM
Climbing down from a streetside rooftop and meeting face to face with the owner as he locks up after returning to get something at 2 am.
Atomik
09-01-2010, 09:47 PM
walking in to a public restroom where i work the guy didnt close the door so i just walked in and he smiled and said "oh sorry"..weird!
RetroLikeWhoa13
09-02-2010, 12:09 AM
Fucking your bosses sister whom you also work with.
LeaksOne
09-02-2010, 05:26 AM
signed onto facebook and this girl im'd me and started out normal then said she just got in a fist fight with some man and he was banging on the door with another girl and a gun....what the fuck am i supposed to do? i do not want to be the last person she talks to before her potential death. not to mention im trying to get some from her
Lmao, well if you save her ass you'll get it.
Awkward moments all the time with one of my teachers. You'll have a convo with him then he'll kinda just stare at you after it's over, expecting something else to be said.
accidently using the words ****** /paki/(racist term) when there are said people in earshot, at best its uncomfortabl at worst ya get the shit kicked out of ya
LeaksOne
09-02-2010, 02:53 PM
Then stop throwing around racial slurs fucking idiot. Ignorance isn't cool.
naw man its usually aimed at a friend ,nothin malicious haha
LeaksOne
09-02-2010, 07:18 PM
So that's your excuse when someone whoops your ass. Whether its meant to be malicious or not people take offence to it.
AoAssis
09-02-2010, 09:29 PM
QQ more. Why does everyone get butthurt so easily ? If its not aimed at them they should take no offense, not even a part of the conversation.
NosE2
09-02-2010, 10:46 PM
haha for real leaks thinks hes the don ***** on this website!!!! you're so cool dude...ahaaaaaaaaaa lame ass *****
ChemDawggyJohnson
09-02-2010, 11:26 PM
when i was 17 , I was at a party this chick was throwing, her family supposedly wasnt home, I was getting sucked in her little sisters bedroom by this drunk slore (we snuck in the crib through the basement entrance cause everyone was supposed to be in the backyard), when I hear the door opening ( we had set up a shitty baracade) , so I rolled off the bed and it was the mom of the chick whose house it was! I don't think she saw me but had to know what was up , or just pretended she didnt see me cause it was too awk..... this chick was half naked and sloppy as can be. the mom just asked her if she was okay and proceeded to the backyard to bitchout all these kids drinkin and smokin on her property, I got my pants up and stealthily took this chick back the way we came, I tried bringing her to this treehouse way in the backyard but she wasnt feeling it after the mom rolled in on her in skeezer mode. Wasnt that bad, but def awkard by all means.
LeaksOne
09-03-2010, 04:18 AM
QQ more. Why does everyone get butthurt so easily ? If its not aimed at them they should take no offense, not even a part of the conversation.
nah im not butthurt nor do i take offense unless its aimed derogatory at me but there are plenty of people out there that do get butthurt easily plus he brought up the ass whooping thing first.
haha for real leaks thinks hes the don ***** on this website!!!! you're so cool dude...ahaaaaaaaaaa lame ass *****
and what the fuck are you talking about? i dont think im anything.....but your cool for thinking that i think that. you get 5 internetz.
back on subject, seeing a girl you just fucked a couple weeks ago at a grocery store while your with your little sister and the girl gives you a big hug and the "lets fuck again" eyes. my little sister caught on right away. not that me and the girl fucked but she saw her eyes.
Colorplace
09-07-2010, 07:34 AM
akward situation : i went clubbing with friends and got really drunk...than at 3 in the mourning we chill outside the bar untill like 5 and end up at a restaurant so theres like me and a couple friends and after we ate me and this other guy ends at one of the girls appartment and were still chilling...so the guy finally leaves and im yeah finally im gonna fuck! its like 8 in the mourning by that time and im still drinking pbr !...(girl i know since highschool she hasnt the prettyest face but nice ass and a fucking nice boob job cuz she had no tits back in highschool and that is really not my type but she would have done the job fot this day!!..) so were watching a movie we start kissing and shit and when it starts getting hot ...BAM!!! she starts telling me shes done with the one night stand shit and is looking for a relasionship and dosnt wana be played and bla bla bla !!! so i was telling myself damn im in shit now... and just didnt say nothing for like 2 minutes than got out of this shit by changing the subject saying other crap... finished my beer and left...so i thaught she was gonna think im an asshole but no it had to be even more awkward she dosnt stop talking to me on facebook and shit and tonight she was at the bar i went and still talked to me about seeing each other privately again a stuff! damn im happy to move to another city soon for studying!
Heklr
09-07-2010, 11:51 AM
haha for real leaks thinks hes the don ***** on this website!!!! you're so cool dude...ahaaaaaaaaaa lame ass *****
Bump this!
unreal180
09-07-2010, 04:40 PM
akward situation : i went clubbing with friends and got really drunk...than at 3 in the mourning we chill outside the bar untill like 5 and end up at a restaurant so theres like me and a couple friends and after we ate me and this other guy ends at one of the girls appartment and were still chilling...so the guy finally leaves and im yeah finally im gonna fuck! its like 8 in the mourning by that time and im still drinking pbr !...(girl i know since highschool she hasnt the prettyest face but nice ass and a fucking nice boob job cuz she had no tits back in highschool and that is really not my type but she would have done the job fot this day!!..) so were watching a movie we start kissing and shit and when it starts getting hot ...BAM!!! she starts telling me shes done with the one night stand shit and is looking for a relasionship and dosnt wana be played and bla bla bla !!! so i was telling myself damn im in shit now... and just didnt say nothing for like 2 minutes than got out of this shit by changing the subject saying other crap... finished my beer and left...so i thaught she was gonna think im an asshole but no it had to be even more awkward she dosnt stop talking to me on facebook and shit and tonight she was at the bar i went and still talked to me about seeing each other privately again a stuff! damn im happy to move to another city soon for studying!
bitch, you gay
how is that awkward?
i hate chatting away to my mates about how filthy some slut i sexed up is, then sed slut happends to be within earshot, and then shes all like "you what!"
Colorplace
09-07-2010, 05:53 PM
fuck you bitch i aint gay ...i only wanted to fuck she wants a new boyfriend when we were about to fuck she stoped like a FUCKING TEASE saying she dont want no one night stand shit and juste dont say nothing for a while so yes that part was fucking awkaward! anyways even i would said that im interested in her and shit i wouldnt had any sex that day cuz of what she said about not being played so fuck it i left ... maybe i dindt express my self good when i said she didntt have the prettyest face ...she has a crappy face i aint gonna go out wirh that kind of bitch when i can get better !!! so yes that was fucking awkward !
unreal180
09-07-2010, 06:03 PM
:eek:
RetroLikeWhoa13
09-08-2010, 01:26 AM
so you would fuck a bitch with an ugly ass face, but not date her?
Vagrant
09-08-2010, 03:23 AM
Save trees, reuse your paper bags.
unreal180
09-08-2010, 08:19 AM
skanks better than wank
hydrofloricacid!!!
09-09-2010, 07:47 PM
save trees, reuse your paper bags.
hahaha bumpp
GuyGuyer of Guyland
09-09-2010, 08:19 PM
i was fuckin your mom
and your dad walked in.
unreal180
09-09-2010, 08:41 PM
well.... did you finish?
GuyGuyer of Guyland
09-09-2010, 08:48 PM
yeah, but since he caught me by surprise i accidently pulled out an skeeted on her new drapes from bouclaire
just broke up with me missus cos she was too obsessed with me,my buddys driving down the road at about 5mph and im boogien my arse off in the passenger seat laughin n shit to stevie wonder, then i look up and shes standing at the side of the road cryin her eyes out.....awkward as fuckkkkkkk!
Baron
01-18-2011, 05:27 PM
I texted and called my roommate on Friday about three times that night wondering if I could have the room for a while for the lady and I. All was going well until I we finished and we were putting our clothes on and all of the sudden my door swings wide open. My roommate is supporting himself up with the door post and his pants are around his ankles. He was so wasted he lost his phone and his wallet. I had to shove him out for a minute so my girl friend could get some clothes on, that was pretty awkward but it could of been a hell of a lot worse if he was 5 minutes early.
An RA came by the next day to drop off his wallet that he left on the RA desk along with a bottle of whiskey haha.
LeaksOne
01-18-2011, 06:58 PM
(heat of the moment confusing post)
IlikePie
01-18-2011, 07:09 PM
I have no idea what you just wrote. I'm so confused....
charles bronson
01-27-2011, 03:02 AM
so this one night we were having a party at my friends parents camp for 4th of july weekend. this one dude who is notorious for getting way too outta hand shitfaced as usual, gets out of hand shitfaced. we get him back to my friends room there and he crashes out on the floor. we kept drinking till it got light out. so im hammered still making some sort of shit that resembles breakfast and i hear my friends dad yelling. mind you hes a big guy, looks like butterbean and only rocks overalls and no shirt so when hes mad the dude is MAD. we go in and the dude we put on the floor is now somehow at the end of his parents bed passed out and he pissed himself. so there is 3 of us in the room, his mom is still in her night clothes tryin to cover up, dad is beyond mad, dude is soaked in piss in their bed and the dad is just looking at us. i had no idea what to do it was just dead silence cause dude is still passed the fuck out. so i just took a few steps back and was like ummmmmmmmmm.. had to get the dude who brought him to the party to get him outta the bed which took quite a while. then the kicker is the dude is getting walked out to the kitchen and pukes all over the table and puts his head in it.
CANADIANA
03-02-2011, 02:29 PM
im sure youll all call bullshit on this but heres an awkward moment if there ever was one
there is a strip club in my city whose dancers have a rep for being heavy hard drug users..shit like heroin. Anyways this one particular night i was there with my roomate and there was this girl on stage dancing..an you could tell she was fucked up...all pale and sweaty..then out of nowheres she releases her bowels all over the stage..for realz...there was shit everywheres and a couple of the guys in perv row got some stripper poo backsplash im sure. Still cant believe i saw that happen
CANADIANA
03-02-2011, 02:39 PM
ahahaha charles bronson just reminded me of another gem...it didnt happen to me but a friend of mine
one summer 10 of us went camping for another friends birthday, and the guy who usually gets the most annihilated out of everyones lives up to his name and downs a 26er of bourbon..somehow wanders into another campsite where a middle aged mom and dad are having a peaceful evening campfire with there young son and passes out next to them. They call security of course, who go to pick him up and find out that hes shit himself..in front of the family. He's been banned from every campground in the province for 10 years
charles bronson
03-02-2011, 06:32 PM
man people that cant handle their liquor are the worst.
twisties
03-02-2011, 08:28 PM
man people that cant handle their liquor are the worst.
they are funny to watch though..
PulseWithLife
03-02-2011, 11:57 PM
im sure youll all call bullshit on this but heres an awkward moment if there ever was one
there is a strip club in my city whose dancers have a rep for being heavy hard drug users..shit like heroin. Anyways this one particular night i was there with my roomate and there was this girl on stage dancing..an you could tell she was fucked up...all pale and sweaty..then out of nowheres she releases her bowels all over the stage..for realz...there was shit everywheres and a couple of the guys in perv row got some stripper poo backsplash im sure. Still cant believe i saw that happen
this is gold
CANADIANA
03-03-2011, 06:53 AM
Back in university me and 2 friends were kicking it with these two other guys (who we didnt know REAL well) who lived down the hall. we were planning to go to a bar later and were having some pre drinks. i cant remember how it went exactly but it was something like this:
Guy #1 - "your mom was a pretty good lay"
Guy #2 - "my mom died last year"
Guy #1- "yea i dug up her grave and fucked her" *doing air hump motions*
Guy#3 - "No dude, his mom actually did die last year"
AWKWARD SILENCE
Gut #1 - "...Fuck dude im sorry"
slik.as.sike
05-24-2011, 06:21 PM
running through a park in bikini soked, and running into a guys washroom while there in there.
hahaha.
hasemler
05-26-2011, 02:59 PM
gym class boners don't happen anymore huh? guess were all advancing
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