This Right Hurrrr OR That Right Thurrrr

[Kayone707]

a little teeth is always good..

being anorexic (sp) or bulimic

[Oink.]

anorexic.





Aids or having no balls?

[.D.H.]

aids

ps3 or xbox

....probably already came up somewhere....

[letsg0skate]

ps3 chigggyyyy

Jedi Mind Tricks or Immortal Technique

[explosivo_420]

IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE is playin Miami the 14th so I get in on that.

Drum and Bass or Breaks.

[EsKoNeR!!]

EXPLOSIVO&#33;&#33;&#33; i havnt seen you in ages brother. where have you been <3.
drum n bass.

death, or loss of ALL senses

[explosivo_420]

all mothafucka go out hardcore. Then you can jump off a tall building and hear that -silence- (like in the movies)

LoveSick, DopeSick, or FluSick ?

[EsKoNeR!!]

uhhhhh :unsure: :wacko: love sick i guess?

[sheistbugzNY]

yeaaa....

[EsKoNeR!!]

whoops, forgot to post a question.
hit by a car or hot with a shotgun?

[jelis]

hit by a car

peanuts: honey roasted or bbq?

[bobo9827]

bbq

psp or nintendo ds?

[Jroc1993]

psp better graphics

laptop or desktop

[bobo9827]

laptop.

rap: oldschool or new

[Kayone707]

newish bay rap....

sketching or playing video games

[EsKoNeR!!]

sketching. what you think? hehe.

uhhhhhhh high or drunk

[ReW]

drunk

two fists in the ass or a tumb in the pee hole

[bobo9827]

thats lame so im gonna answer eskoners question.

id rather be high anyday than rather be drunk

[explosivo_420]

you failed to provide a question.

fourtwenty or 420 or 4.20 or 4/20 or 4twenty or four20...or......EXPLOSIVO_420.

combusting bowls and blunts everywhere

yeah thats it.

[EsKoNeR!!]

what the fuck? haha

uhhhhhhh
burn to death or freeze to death?

[C-money fresh!]

frezze to death. blunt or joint.
or pulp or no pulp

[bobo9827]

freeze to death.

having no tv or no internet?

[C-money fresh!]

no t.v fuck you for skipping me

[bobo9827]

my bad, we posted at the same time. but for yours i pick blunt and pulp.

orange dots or rusto fats

[EsKoNeR!!]

i would have to choose no pulp
mcdonalds or taco bell?

[bobo9827]

taco bell.

portillos or white castle?

[*MNR*]

white castle..


tech n9ne or mobb deep?

[AnteUp]

mobb deep


heres three

swishahouse, boss hog outlawz, or color changin click?

[EsKoNeR!!]

swisha

footlocker or champs?

[*MNR*]

...sorry wrong timing

[bobo9827]

footlocker

stencils or stickers?

[EsKoNeR!!]

stickers.

[*MNR*]

k guess ill start it over..

love or graff?

[bobo9827]

thats a hard one.
but i choose love.

milk: chiocolate or white

[aoime]

Vit D white

no pinkies or an extra toe on each foot?

[AnteUp]

umm extra toe...not so noticeable...


penis on forehead or on ur ass? :blink: did i jus say that?? :rolleyes: i think i did :D :lol:

[*MNR*]

tough decision...i pick neither..

parents finding out you got a girl pregnant or parents finding your stash of coke?

[bobo9827]

parents finding out i got a girl pregnant.

aim or msn?

[dri]

msn

dunk SB&#39;s or air max 90&#39;s?

[bobo9827]

air max 90&#39;s

hoodies or track jackets?

[*MNR*]

hoodies..

marines or air force?

[AteskOne]

the navy.

mashed potatoes or french fries?

[*MNR*]

pizza...

1 or 2?

[JackJill]

Two

Castration or Mutilation?

[Robbie P]

Castration.


Dick punch or titty smack?

[graffistheshit]

titty smack?

gA&#39;s or giants?

[Kayone707]

i like the giants...
but go Motha Fuckin A&#39;s&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
_

Have your arms and legs cut off by a hand saw...
Or have your head chopped off

[bobo9827]

Have my arms and legs cut off by a hand saw.

7up or sprite?

[Cham]

7up...cause its all natural now HAHAHA

getting no sleep before a presentation....or.....2 hours of sleep before a presentation?

[*MNR*]

no sleep..makes for a better presentation..

aids or sifilus?

[Cham]

sifilus....not feelin the impending Hi five....yadidamean?

vinyl or cds

[*MNR*]

vinyl...old school, yadidamean?? lol...

fat or skinny?

[Cham]

markers fat, women not like super fat, but not anorexicly skinny.....

cigarillos or cigarettes.

[*MNR*]

cigarettes...

piece of shit car or electric scooter?

[dudeman]

scooter

Sex standing or sex on a bed?

[*MNR*]

idk...in bed..depends on the position..lol

blonde or brunette?

[Slushi]

brunnete.

coke or pepsi

[Casa45]

pepsi

and if its a brunnete in bed, a blond standing up, so as soon as your done you can drop her and take off. :ph34r:

[bobo9827]

no question?

video game systems: oldschool or new?

[Kayone707]

NEW.
Windows Vista or XP

[RFI. SPit]

XP

Mac or Windows?

[TalibKweli]

Windows

-10 and Snowing or +40 and raining

[Sluts_r_us]

40 and raining...
high tops or low tops

[Sner!]

high tops

anal or good oral?

[*MNR*]

anal..

up or down?

[AteskOne]

good oral...butt secks is for gay kids.

breaking someones neck or strangling them?

[*MNR*]

break neck..quicker and quietier.

boxers or briefs?

[bobo9827]

boxers.

cereal or soup?

[*MNR*]

cereal...cinnamon toast crunch is bomb..

umm..school or work?

[TalibKweli]

work&#33;&#33;&#33;

Braces or Dentures :lol:

[nerse]

Braces...at least you still got teeth.

rustoleom paint or krylon ? :unsure:

[*MNR*]

krylon..

running from cops on foot or in car?

[AteskOne]

on foot...so much easier to get away.

MNR you do realize you dont have to reply to every single this or that right? i keep seeing your signature every other post.

not eating at all for days or eating non stop for days(even after you are full and your tummy starts hurting).

[Aska.]

eating non stop for days.

Chill music or Heavy music

[*MNR*]

Originally posted by AteskOne@Apr 25 2007, 04:55 PM
MNR you do realize you dont have to reply to every single this or that right? i keep seeing your signature every other post.
^haha..sorry i just think this thread is funny..

and i pick chill music..

<--left or right--&#62;?

[illin]

left.


white pussy or hispanic pussy?

[*MNR*]

white pussy..cause you cant pull a dirty sanchez on wetbacks

dcshoes or timberlands?

[AteskOne]

timberlands i guess just because i need work boots. but for casual wear neither.


12am or 12pm?

[JackJill]

12am

Catching your mom with one of your boys

OR

Catching your mom with your dog.

[Tony]

mom with one of my boys


cereal or yogurt with granola&#33;&#33;

[JackJill]

Cereal

Nutrigrain bar or Quaker oats bar.

[Tony]

...QUAKER OATS BAR


big kitty with short hair or little kitty with big hair?

[nerse]

...little kitty with big hair cos it would be funny to laugh at.
fighting a small dude with knuckle dusters or big guy with nothing?

[GEE-DOT-ONE]

big guy with nothing.... if i was to get beat id rather blame it on the guy bein bigger than the little one cheating

having sex with a tranny thats clean... or a hooker with 8 differnt std&#39;s?

[ShIfTeD]

thats dumb, the tran...i dont want no std&#39;s cuz





fingering a bitch or giving her oral?

[JackJill]

Okay tony, for you.

Big kitty with short hair.

[nerse]

http://img.thebody.com/legacyAssets/23/07/syph2.jpg
OR


http://mysite.orange.co.uk/journalspace/Transvestite.jpg

YOU DECIDE? :lol:

[GEE-DOT-ONE]

Originally posted by ShIfTeD@Apr 25 2007, 07:59 PM
thats dumb, the tran...i dont want no std&#39;s cuz





fingering a bitch or giving her oral?
oral cus i like the taste

[nerse]

Originally posted by nerse@Apr 25 2007, 08:10 PM
http://img.thebody.com/legacyAssets/23/07/syph2.jpg

Taste this... :lol:

[nerse]

fly around with a jet pack or drive around in a flying car?mmm

[nerse]

fly around with a jet pack or drive around in a flying car?mmm

[GEE-DOT-ONE]

jetpack.... reminds me og GTA....


cookie monster or elmo?

[nerse]

cookie monster, because he smokes a lot of ganga&#33;

become a crackhead or heroin junkie?

[MAERone]

crack cause its cheaper








3 month weed binge or 3 month drinking binge

[ODonthesetrees]

weed

tits or ass

eddit: heroine is realtively the same price as crack per gram, but i think heroine dose is cheaper aroudn here..but nevermind

[Sluts_r_us]

ass

burn to death OR freeze to death?

[GEE-DOT-ONE]

burn to death


pass a couple kidney stones at once or shit razorblades?

[Sluts_r_us]

shit razor blades

ny giants or dallas cowboys

[nerse]

Ny Giants-I aint repping no cowboys&#33;...ever
mysfyt or gesuschrist? Lets see whos not pussy enough to hurt some feelings up in herr.

[JackJill]

That&#39;s like asking you which parent you love more.... :o
Msfyt <_<

KD with a fork or KD with a spoon

[sketch13]

kd with a fork........


kd in a bowl or in a plate <_<

[Cham]

the fuck is kd?

[sketch13]

^^^^ KRAFT DINNER

[JackJill]

Digital can have B&W too, you dork.

[Sluts_r_us]

drown of be strangled

[jape-the-nape]

strangled,so i can asphixiate(sp?) at the same time

obese-anorexic?

[Cham]

Originally posted by JackJill@Apr 27 2007, 01:17 AM
Digital can have B&W too, you dork.
you know what I ment.....

[addict0n3]

anorexic and strung out..makes for a good combo

hats or beanies?

[Msfyt]

Originally posted by JackJill@Apr 27 2007, 12:50 AM
That&#39;s like asking you which parent you love more.... :o
Mysfyt <_<

KD with a fork or KD with a spoon
people its msfyt&#33;&#33;&#33;
not mysfyt

and thank you JackJill

[BRAINE]

Originally posted by addict0n3@Apr 27 2007, 09:11 AM

hats or beanies?
flatbill hats, son&#33;

(unless its mad cold, then beanies duh)



painting freights or being an internet toy?

(BE HONEST JERKS)

[bobo9827]

painting frieghts.

party or painting?

[Flash_One]

painting

ink or paint

[*MNR*]

paint..

smirnoff or absolut?

[nerse]

http://www.avenuevine.com/movabletype/archives/SmirnoffBlack-w.jpg

Should I write nirse, nurse, nerze, nerse, nirse, nurz, nurs, nyrse, nyrze, nirze, nirz?
ilikealotoflettercombinationsinmytagzbecauseidontg etboredsoeazywidem&#33;

[Cham]

I hate vodca.....but smirnof.....unless I get some grey goose or stolichnia sorry I can&#39;t spell that...HAHAHA

hyphy or crunk

[crozzy]

crunk.

bong or joint / blunt?

[fuqqdiqq]

joint/blunt.


stickers or wheatpaste?

[Cham]

wheatpaste

flaming hot cheetos, or original

[Randal The Vandal]

og cheetos

blondes or brunettes?

[letsg0skate]

brunettes
jigga or jiggwhud

[bobo9827]

who would want there penis removed?
so i pick getting curbstomped.

hot pockets or pizza rolls?

[Cham]

bbq chicken hot pocket hhaha

graff being legalized....or graff being socialy acceptable as a means of fine art, but still illegal

[Kayone707]

socialy acceptable.
watch food network or work on canvas? :lol:

[letsg0skate]

Who doesn&#39;t love food network?&#33; (I pick food network)

chocolate or white chocolate o.0

[icanFLY]

chocolate, white chocolates for pussies

green tea or iced tea?

[bobo9827]

iced tea.

cd&#39;s or tapes

[crozzy]

tapes for sure, no fuckin scratches and back when i was rockin with my walkman i could mix my own.

&#39;nother weed question:

spin or no spin?

[*MNR*]

spin..

vodka or red bull with yager?

[bobo9827]

vodka.

food: chinese or mexican

[AteskOne]

CHINESE FOOD ALL DAY&#33;&#33;&#33; i fucking love chinese. i was kinda upset cause i couldnt get any tonight :( .
maybe tomorrow?

above or below?

[bobo9827]

above.

yayo or bud?

[Kao.Ali]

that sticky

burritos or tacos

[G-Fat]

tacos



paper or plastic?

[*MNR*]

paper..

sleeping or eating

[rachelmrich]

eating..

bitches or hos?

[*MNR*]

bitches..

pissin or shittin?

[unify260]

pissin...one time i got so drunk i pissed the bed and my girl slept right in the middle of it all night so i woke her up in the morrinin like wtf u pissed the bed..but i told her the next day..

fightin or fuckin???

[Cham]

fucking

farting or burping

[explosivo_420]

ive been farting some deadly ones today, enough to piss off my girl. FART&#33;&#33;&#33;

Yelling in a quiet library or being quiet when everyones yelling.

[RFI. SPit]

Being quiet when everybody is yelling.

Rootbeer or creamsoda?

[bobo9827]

Rootbeer. cream soda is nasty.

magazines or newspapers?

[Cham]

magazine

blog or zine

[letsg0skate]

blog

burger king or mcdonalds although im sure it has been done already

[mojost]

mcdonalds


horoscopes or taro cards

[acidconceptone]

horriscopes.


pen or pencil?

[Cham]

pen

milk or soy milk

[munk34]

milk




pb and j or bj?

[Cham]

blow jobs

ben and jerries or hagendaz how ever you spell that

[Kayone707]

burger king.. they chicken samwitches are bomb&#33;
they should really make a bigmac but with them chicken patties an shit..

but ya..


chicken sandwitch or regular burger

[JackJill]

Depends what kind of bruger...but I usually go for
Chicken sandwiches.

Ummm, lesse.
Hangover or the runs.

[Cham]

by the runs you mean morning after shits....and ide rather have them....no effort system drainage HAHAHA

and dayum Hepos you skipped 5 posts hahaha

insomnia or that disorder where you fall asleep constantly

[JackJill]

Insomnia obviously. Means you can get more out of life. Besides, if anyone figures out you got that sleep disorder where you fall asleep randomly. you&#39;re not allowed to get your license....I would kill myself if I couldn&#39;t drive...:(

Pancakes or waffles?

[GeSuS_KRiST]

waffles....

soft serve or normal icecream?

[Kayone707]

Originally posted by Cham@May 2 2007, 01:42 AM
by the runs you mean morning after shits....and ide rather have them....no effort system drainage HAHAHA

and dayum Hepos you skipped 5 posts hahaha


ya i just saw that... your post was the last one to load up on my page.. weird..

_

Gesus is there a difference?
soft serve i guess. i dont know what im choosing&#33; :lol:

vodka an coke or Rum an coke

[JackJill]

Hepos, Softserve is WAY better. get it next time you&#39;re at DQ.

Vodka and Coke
Rum makes me very aggressive.

Cheetos or lays?

[Kayone707]

so its like.... softer? haha i&#39;ll get it next time.

_
Cheetos.. been a fan for the past 16 years&#33;

_

them Hot cheetos with lime or the puffy cheetos

[GeSuS_KRiST]

softserve is amazing <3

puffy cheetos im not a lan of the lime or the hot cheetos, they remind me of jail all we fgot in cheetos where those fire ones =(

[JackJill]

I like the original ones.

[GeSuS_KRiST]

hating hippys or hating emos?

[jape-the-nape]

emos

butter or margarine?

[Cham]

butter

shaving with Gel or foam?

[Kayone707]

margarine.. gotta watch the weight...

bagel
http://wenner-bread.com/images/bagels.jpg

or

english muffin
http://www.imaginatorium.org/words/pics/b02007muff.jpg

*** Edit..
Fucking dam&#33;
shaving with Gel.. same question as above...

[JackJill]

Oooo that&#39;s a toughie, gotta go with the bagel and cream cheese though.

_______________________

Foam

________________________

Sleeping 72 hours or being awake 72 hours?

[GeSuS_KRiST]

sleeping

fat ass or fat fist to your effin face pwned

[Cham]

fat fist for face pwnage

being in your house with no toilet paper....being in a public restroom with no toilet paper

[GeSuS_KRiST]

house, ill let the next person ask the question

[Kayone707]

HAHA&#33; man my brother an i were talkin about this a couple weeks ago..
id rather be Alone in my house with no paper...
its happened before. i walk down stairs naked and use the other bathroom lol

_
Cold weather or hot weather

[JackJill]

Hahahahaha, rotten&#33; But i&#39;ve done it before too... Just make sure i don&#39;t drip.

Hot weather fo sho.

Being at a show with shitty music with people you love
or
Being at a great show with people you can&#39;t stand.

[Cham]

cool weather like back home...today was fuckin wierd...it was storming all day...but still 85 degrees out WTF.....
-----------
show with the people I love and shitty music......
-------------

being on a crowded bus with someone who smells real bad......being in an elivator with some one who smells like something died in thier ass?

[*MNR*]

elevator cuz its a shorter ride..

weed or coke?

[G-Fat]

weed



hetero porn or lesbian porn?

[unify260]

hetero

tall or short ladies

[explosivo_420]

Originally posted by bobo9827@May 1 2007, 10:11 PM
Rootbeer. cream soda is nasty.
you take that back. take it back right now :angry: :angry: :angry:

PUBLIX CREAM SODA TO THE FULLEST.
----------------------------------------------------------
short ladies.


spooning, forking or stabbing.

[Randal The Vandal]

Originally posted by unify260@May 2 2007, 04:24 PM
hetero

tall or short ladies
tall ladies for sure...maybe thats cause im tall,

NYC pieces or Philly Handsteez?

[mojost]

nyc pieces


lambo or ferrari

[mojost]

nyc pieces


lambo or ferrari

[mojost]

nyc pieces


lambo or ferrari

[mojost]

nyc pieces


lambo or ferrari

[mojost]

nyc pieces


lambo or ferrari

[AIP]

edit you post man...


you posted it 5 times...click the button once...lol

[bobo9827]

reality tv or game shows?

[PureSole]

Holy shit its been a minute
Who changed the thread title :lol:
Reality TV

Misinformation or Disinformation

[EsKoNeR!!]

misinfo.

wet socks or a wet underpants

[Cham]

dayum....I hate both......wet underpant with water and noting else....meaning no piss or shit hahaha......

hating someone for something they did.....hating your self for something you caused

[unify260]

hating someone for something they did cuz i know im not the one who fuked up...


paint only fr8s and marry an ugly girly or only get to paint legal walls and marry a hot girly???

kinnda kiddush haha

[Kayone707]

legals+hot ass....
_

Losing three fingers

OR

getting bit by two camel spiders
http://www.camelspiders.net/large-camel-spider.jpg

[MA$$]

3 fingers on my left hand so i can still write:P
arrested or shot at?

[*MNR*]

shot at....more fun

arby&#39;s or wendy&#39;s?

[Stear(Stare)]

wendys nuggets are the shit.

10 shots or 10 beers?

[JackJill]

10 shots to get me started for the night. :)

lip gloss or lipstick.

[*MNR*]

the gloss makes the girl look hotter..

bombing a high spot once or taggin 10 times on the same wall?

[Randal The Vandal]

the high spot...

east or west?

[letsg0skate]

West nickuh

myspace or bombingscience

[unify260]

bombingscience

america or japan???

[tasty]

bombing science obviously&#33;

snowboardin or skiing

[i write]

snow boarding.

Having to have sex with a guy, or losing your penis? tahts if your a guy

[EsKoNeR!!]

wendys
philips head or flathead? for those who know

[bobo9827]

philips.

powerade or gatorade?

[Sumoe]

powerade

getting hanged or shot.

[ILuvHoodRats]

shot

getting raped in jail or getting raped by michael jackson?

[Kayone707]

i choose abstinence....

_

Sweet and sour chicken or broccoli and beef

[Cham]

sweet and sour pork son.....


smelling like gasoline.....smelling like bleach.....

[Kayone707]

since when did you say son?
you from the bay fo... we dont say son....

Smellin like GAS.. gas smells hella good..
_

French frys or. Onion rings.. OR curly frys

[Cham]

I say it some times hahaha


anyways


seasoned curly fries mayne....specialy from the cheese steak palce off divisadero...


black and white processing or digital

[bobo9827]

digital.

axe or tag?

[Hask420]

both are bad but tag i guess


Drinking or weed

[Randal The Vandal]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED &#33;&#33;&#33;
ganja is more natural...

high pressure or low pressure?

[Kayone707]

low pressure...
Ass or tittys

[KrookONE]

ass

head or sex

[AteskOne]

sex

as much as i love dome...it&#39;s just not as satisfying.

living a lie and not knowing the truth, but living happily
...or...
living the truth but knowing the lie life was so much better?

[Dez-One]

living the truth.

had an idea but lost it..... so....
powerade or gatorade?

[capitol]

Powerade brotha

walls or trains?

[Dez-One]

Walls

Krink or Grog ink

[Hask420]

easy krink


free molotow for life or sex with the hottest girl on earth

[Randal The Vandal]

ooo thats a tough one...sex with the hottest girl,but only if its for life....

never bomb again or never get blown again?

[KrookONE]

never get blown again..i can deal with just fuckin

dork shit right here

batman or superman

[capitol]

Superman
Batman never really had any superpowers

Burgers or steaks?

[b-townbomb]

steaks.

tacos or burritos.

[bobo9827]

burritos.

weather: hot or cold?

[mattFOO]

hot summers cold winters is what i like... i currently live in Florida. soo its always hot.

but i used to live in toledo and detroit.......enuff of that


umm..swisha or philly?

[Dez-One]

Phillies

Ultimate choice....
Coke or Pepsi?

[bobo9827]

coke.

dvd or vhs?

[KrookONE]

dvd


memory foam or spring matress for fuckin or sleepin

[EsKoNeR!!]

memory foam for both. i jsut got one. shits is the most comfortable thing ive ever experienced.
when i lay down i dont even want to fuck no more. i jsut want to sleep/


mac or windows?

[ILuvHoodRats]

mac all the way

apple green or watermelon ?

[mojost]

watermelon


panago or dominoes

[Hask420]

wtf is panago...i guess dominoes then :blink:


xbox360 or wii

[bobo9827]

xbox360.

rocking pink clothes: yay or nay?

[mattFOO]

360

shitfart aka shart or pussy fart aka qweef???

[bobo9827]

pussy fart.

popcorn: regular or caramel?

[Randal The Vandal]

pink clothes on a dude are not kablamo....and caramel fo sho...
pencil or pen?

[bountyhunter113]

pencil....

city or the suburbs?

[Sumoe]

city...

boxing or ufc.

[bountyhunter113]

ufc............duh,but old skool boxing still dope

south park or family guy?

[crack pipes and cancer patients]

family guy.

getting a full night of the most comfortable sleep ever...or...not sleeping at all for 2 days but being too fucked up to care?

[Walters]

sleping i love to sleep

on the run flow pen or a mop?

[Hask420]

MOPS&#33;&#33;&#33;

hardest one of all.....

no more graff orrrr no more sex

[Cham]

no more graff.....

HAHAHA not that hard.....maybe if I didn&#39;t suck it would be harder....

a&#39;s or giants

[G-Fat]

a&#39;s

crack or meth?

[explosivo_420]

crack epidemic is a little worse than meth down south. crack.

the everglades or the arctic?

[Sumoe]

everglades...

arm cut off or balls cut off?

[bobo9827]

arm cut off.

t mobile or cingular?

[Sumoe]

eh, cingular...

:blink: or :ph34r:

[MESN[905]]

:ph34r:

Vida Guerra or a young Pam Anderson.

[AnteUp]

vida...


melyssa ford or buffy tha body?

[Yukon]

melissa ford...




N.W.A. or Wu-Tang?

[explosivo_420]

WU TANG KLAN AINT NUTHIN 2 FUCK WITH&#33;

Having an ID and getting cigs whereever, Knowning the government now has you on lock

or

not having one and only having one place to buy them, a block away

[Kayone707]

an id means the gov has you on lock? lay off the X-files....

ID...
_
Sleep or be on BS

[acidconceptone]

BS

not eat meat for the rest of your life or get booked for graf.

[Randal The Vandal]

oo thats tough...no meat if it means never gettin bagged

a girl with big titties and a pancake booty
or
a girl with a FLY ass and notso kablamo titties