This Right Hurrrr OR That Right Thurrrr

[littlejohni]

hating life
mobb deep



paper or plastik

[sago905]

paper

gun ammo or gun with no ammo

[kase121]

gun with no ammo

french frys or loaded baked potato

[sago905]

french fries

lasagna or spaghetti

[kase121]

lasagna

rain or snow

[nuke0063]

snow

desktop computer or laptop

[sago905]

laptop

blue or red

[kase121]

red

popcicle or lollypop

[sago905]

popsicle

milkshake or slushie

[littlejohni]

milkshake, but i'd prefer a malt


ninja or samurai

[ForOhWun]

Ninja. SideKick, or Nextel

[sago905]

nextel

do em dirty outdoors man or do em dirty indoors man

[rave905]

outdoors
pussy or cocaine

[Monky]

pussy

Eric B. or Rakim

[kase121]

rakim

slick rick or doug e fresh

[sketch3]

slick rick

the fatboys
or
the skinny boys

[mada focka]

fats

a 2 bowls of weed or 4 cans of paint

[G-Fat]

2 bowls

dick chopped off, or everyday fro the rest of your life you have to give a horse a blow job lasting 2 and a half hours.

[imported_big_boss]

uhhhh, no.

[Monky]

killed it................

[mmmburgers]

..ok then...

mc donalds or burger king

[sketch3]

neither

apple pie
or
apple crumble

[silentchaos14]

apple crumble

your burning in hell, the only way to get out is to fuck a monkey or a horse.

[sketch3]

monkey them shits is maaaad flexible


having everything you touch burst into flames(ppl to)
or
having to push sumthing really heavy up hill. only no matter wat direction u go in its up hill. and the hill never ends. forever

[silentchaos14]

damn sketch thats a hard choice. id take the hill.

shoot your mom or sister/brother

[sketch3]

brother

being fat or ginger

[silentchaos14]

ginger. i like my red hair.

being eaten by a bear or chopped up by a chainsaw?

[ForOhWun]

Bear. I lover BearsFilet Minon, Or Lobster Tails

[sketch3]

well allthough a bear would be more horrific, it would be my only chance to hug one.
(dont lie everyone wants to hug a bear in real life)


having no sense of feeling wat so ever
or
ur balls exploding every 3 seconds until you die?

[silentchaos14]

no feeling

trippin balls for life or bein fed experimental drugs.

[sketch3]

wat do these drugs do?

if they dont make you trip balls for life then the awnsers obviouse

[SKriBL*666]

Tripping balls.
I have good balance ;)


Being fed wendys by naked women OR watching jessica alba getting screwed by peter north.


edit: DAMN IT SKETCH!

[silentchaos14]

edit: whos peter north?

be deaf or blind.

[ForOhWun]

Deaf. ALL DAY. No Legs or No Arms

[SKriBL*666]

edit: whos peter north?

be deaf or blind.

Google it.

No legs.


Booty shorts OR g-string

[silentchaos14]

no legs.
edit: g-string

super glue in the eyes or the ass.

[ForOhWun]

OOF. ASS. My Gas Burns shit up. Retarded or Albino

[sketch3]

arnt they the same thing..
retarded

[kase121]

flex fit or new era

[sago905]

new era

cereal or oatmeal

[sketch3]

cereal

slaped with a dick
or have dick slaped with a brick

[DRONE_905]

dick slapped with a brick



red bull or monster?

[broski]

monster

immortal technique or lil wayne

[G-Fat]

lil wayne haha


being covered in shit for the rest of your life or making love to every breed/ crossbredd of dog in the world?

[JackJill]

Making love to every breed/crossbreed of canine in the world.

When eating mac'N'cheese,
Fork
or
Spoon

[jawsy]

fork
dieing- young and painless or old and painful

[g3zt]

old and painful.

Hiv or Herpes. ( mmm mmm)

[Mr Tasty]

Herpes...would be fun to pass it on
nazis or commis?

[g3zt]

Nazi's... at least they got rid of most jews.

one eye or one nut.

[DRIPS!]

one eye

rooftop or tunnel

[Skeggi]

rooftop. crack or cocaine.

[the.sate]

coke... (u can always cook some up aha)

get brains or freight trains?

[JETPACK!!]

freight trains

blunt or bong

[hoax-er-One-er]

BONG!!!!!
i fucking hate blunts
i agree with the frieght answere

would you rather have your toenails riped out one by one OR bite down on like 2 inches of a file as hard as you can and have someone pull it out?

ha

[rel]

Bite down on a file.

would you rather:
1. wear ONE roller skate for the rest of your life, or
2. have a threesome with your grandparents?

[DRIPS!]

1 rolerskate for sure
giraffe or rhino

[G-Fat]

giraffe


eat human flesh or be jerked off with rotting sandwich meat and condoments, for life.?

[hoax-er-One-er]

human flesh... id totally try it

hamburgers or hot dogs?

[g!st.er.ONER]

hamburgers

flat freights or autoracks?

[saro777]

flat freights

fortune or fame?

[mada focka]

fortune (what can i say, im jewish)

fucking a really hot girl for one month or a decent looking wife for life?

[Steel!]

fucking tha hot bitch

fight or flight?

[cast LI]

fight!

beer or liqour?

[Ratikoner]

liquor is quicker.




Coke

or

Pain Killers?

[G-Fat]

blow because thats how people get with models hahah

tap or bottled water?

[the.sate]

tap, cuz i dont give a shit. unless the bottled water is free...

1)get kimbo tackled http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81S5ExwsM54
2)kicked in the nuts with steeltoes

[cast LI]

hahahahaha ouchhhhh


i'll take a kimbo tackle

hit in the face with brass knuckles or a bat?

[JETPACK!!]

depends if the bats wood or aluminum. im assuming its wood, so ill go
brass knucks

tased by a cop or beat with a nightstick

[g3zt]

Tazed, Tazing hurts like a bitch but doesnt make you looked fuckedup.

Vaginal baby fluid in your mouth,
Or dirahhea anal fluid in ur mouth.

Mmm Mmm

XD

[Slushi]

diahrea that shits underrated like mad.

http://piracykicksass.byethost13.com or a dick in yo mouth

[Steel!]

wtf? hahaha i think ill take my chances with tha pirates.

become a cop or do 10 years

[Slushi]

I'd love to be a cop. If you're a cop thats like invincibility.

Sex with Bruce Willis or with Kurt Russel

[cast LI]

i dont know who kurt russel is but i'll assume that hes on the same level as bruce willis. therefore i chose death.

zombies or robots?

[hoax-er-One-er]

zombies!
a zombie apocolipse would be way sweeter then robots taking over the world.

sex with a midget (like 3'8") or sex with a giant ( like 6'8" )

[Ratikoner]

i donno man, midgets are pretty limber





Xanax bars

or

Percocet

[h!de7]

Xanax Bars.

grog or krink.

[x{parkour}x]

grog

watchin a porn with ur parents or watchin a porn of your parents

[Fluffy Bunnies]

UR PARENTS... and get a mad boner and tell ur mom to watch me rub my lamp to summon my genie



DEAL or NO DEAL?!

[sketch3]

deal w\t ever endsthat show quickest i fuckin hate that shit

have ol dirty and the rest of the wu tang carry out those tortuers acts during the interlues of the thw 36 chambers

or fuck tubgirls half aborted redneck brotherin law?

[cast LI]

wu tang clan aint nuttin ta fuck wit


remake two girls one cup(starring you and ron jeremy)

or

remake dickchop(starring what used to be your genetalia)?

[Steel!]

2 girls one cup.. after shitting and throwing up all over ron i can at least bust on him then
=P

cope2 and his KD crew or SEEN and his old UA crew?

[cast LI]

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

spray paint in the eye or etch on the hand?

[thatkidyouknew]

paint in the eye

burned to death or beat to death

[hoax-er-One-er]

beaten.

quantity or quality?

[10-k]

quantity.


Xbox 360 or PS3?

[thatkidyouknew]

xbox360 fo sho
ultra flat black or montana black?

[hoax-er-One-er]

ultra flat black

ultra flat black krylon smells like candy... and i cant afford montana


handfull of joints or a blunt?

[thatkidyouknew]

blunt for sure!

bong or bowl?

[10-k]

bong hands down.

pancake or waffle?

[thatkidyouknew]

waffle
beer or vodka?

[10-k]

beer.


mac and cheese or big mac?

[thatkidyouknew]

shit ima have to say mac and cheese its mad cheap and you can make alot!
black and milds or white owls?

[hoax-er-One-er]

back woods!
naw blkmlds

coffee or tea?

[thatkidyouknew]

coffee with milk and suga
moutin dew or dr pepper?

[BLTZ]

mt dew

swishers or optimos

[thatkidyouknew]

swishers
trojan or durex?

[hoax-er-One-er]

kid you usually do ones i cant do.. i dont drink alcahol or soda haha

durex

uhh...

steamroller or the littel plastic headways

[thatkidyouknew]

steam roller

tulip or spliff?

[hoax-er-One-er]

tulips are sweet!

highways or railroads?

[thatkidyouknew]

rail roads all dayand night
hands with drippy mops or spray paint hands(ultra flat and a ny fat)

[hoax-er-One-er]

MOPS
i fucking love my mops.. i never use them tho

tiny intricate handys or big ass flairs?

[thatkidyouknew]

ahhh depends on the spots round here you mostly do small ones but when the spot is right i get loose with it!
so small intricate hands
kwi mops or bingo dabbers

[hoax-er-One-er]

im just gunna say kiwi mops...

but my fave is one i made out of a window chalk pen. its like half an inch thick... comes out dope every time

maruchan instant lunch or ramen noodles?

[thatkidyouknew]

top ramen fo sho the chicken flaover is the best
chili or chicken noodle soup?

[hoax-er-One-er]

uhhhhhhhh....

chilli if its homemade, chicken noodle if its canned..

(full house) unkle jesse or unkle joey?

[thatkidyouknew]

you know it has to be uncle joey

rockos modern life or ren and stimpy?

[BLTZ]

rockos modern life
ren and stempy was a little too gross for my tastes(rockos not much better) both classics


nick arcade or legends of the hidden temple(for all of you that are older than 15 to remember)

[DRIPS!]

nick arcade legends kills it

beer or chicken

[x{parkour}x]

chicken

south park or family guy

[hoax-er-One-er]

southpark... owns it


colbert report or john stewart daily show

[thatkidyouknew]

this is tough so colbert report
new ports or marlboro smooths?

[hoax-er-One-er]

dude you put me at a standstill again! dont smoke butts...

marbsmo0ths

twenty-six year olds or twenty six year olds?

[thatkidyouknew]

twenty-six year olds haha little graff doods no homo
rambo or shooter?

[hoax-er-One-er]

rambo

legends of the hidden temple 0r global guts

[DRIPS!]

legends of the hidden temple

.44 or .38 special

[603]

.44


nollie flips or tre flips?

[thatkidyouknew]

nollie flips
switch back side tails or back side tails

[Steel!]

back siiiiide

riley or granddad? (tha boondocks =D)

[hoax-er-One-er]

grandad

grandad or stinkmeiner?

[BLTZ]

grandad

red or blue

[jawsy]

blue
montana or belton

[BLTZ]

montana since ive never used belton^^nice choice^^

concrete or asphalt

[jawsy]

haha ive never used either (only 3$ paint and ironlak)
umm..
concrete
star wars or lord of the rings ( i watched clerks 2 recently)

[hoax-er-One-er]

lord of the rings.

lornd of the rings or the hobbit

[BLTZ]

lord of the rings even know Ive never read eaither and I fell asleep during the movie within the first half hour.

notorious BIG or tupac

[jawsy]

tupac
cat in the hat or green eggs and ham

[BLTZ]

green eggs n ham

penguins or ostriches(sp)Im counting emus as the same as ostrich

[jawsy]

penguins all the way
coke or pepsi

[BLTZ]

coke since I know how to cook(im in love with money)
haha

monster or red bull

[jawsy]

red bull
mac or pc

[Street Smart]

pc.
smoothies or milkshakes

[jawsy]

Milkshakes
choclate or strawberry (icecream)

[x{parkour}x]

choclate

piss in your mouth or shit on your face

[h!de7]

piss in my mouth. LMAO!

switch or nollie.

[x{parkour}x]

switch

having no dick or having no balls

[Fluffy Bunnies]

no balls... cuz then u cant get girls prego... but thats still harsh to have no balls lols


no toes or no fingers?!?!

[sketch3]

Fingers Are Damm Usefull But Kicking Ass Wudnt Feel The Same-toes

Aids Or Cancer

[Fluffy Bunnies]

cancer cuz then i can look like mr clean... BALLIN!

lazer eyes or x ray eyes?!?!

[sketch3]

Laser Eyes, So I Could Fry Jews From A Distence

Coons
Or
Spics

[Fluffy Bunnies]

coons... cuz they can do the yard work and they are funny as hell... spics are lazy and rude. lols no hate

franks hot sauce or tabasco sauce?!?! (personally i love franks)

[sketch3]

Im Sorry But The Only Hot Sauce Is Sweet Chilly

Nuke France Or Spain

[JETPACK!!]

france, the only good thing to come outta there is poutine (which i dont even think came outta there)

suck a guys dick or have a guy suck your dick.

[JackJill]

Suck a guy's dick

lemon or lime?

[walkdatline]

lime

east coast or west coast??

[thatkidyouknew]

EAST COAST! allll day
frieights orrrrrrr trucks

[x{parkour}x]

freights

mcdonalds or salad

[jawsy]

salad
beastie boys or jurassic 5

[G-Fat]

beastie boys

pee or poo?

[x{parkour}x]

poo

internet explorer or mozilla firefox

[rave905]

internet explorer

cod4 or halo 3

[x{parkour}x]

halo 3 owns it

having a uni-boob or a two headed cock

[hoax-er-One-er]

twin cocks make mad money makin fucked up pornos


should i eat my roomates left over pizza or chineese?

[jawsy]

chineeeeeeese motherfucker
keep one drop one thread or 5 word story thread

[[NESTER]]

5 word story thread
would you rather have sex with a midget or an amputee

[sketch3]

amputee,
midgets are notorius sluts

samuris or ninjas

[x{parkour}x]

ninjas

spain montana or german montana

[JETPACK!!]

spanish

jiggaboo or moon cricket (funnier word)

[Steel!]

jiggaboo

rainbow from 4 girls or hot sex wit 1

[Fluffy Bunnies]

hot sex with 1.... i dont want girls to pee on me you sick bastard ahaha



chili dogs or normal hot dogs

[uhhh]

chili dogs, duh.

blue corn chips, or yellow?

[BLTZ]

blue(no real reason just like the color)

open or close

[h!de7]

close

gay sex with a gay model
or anal sex with methed out 91 yr old woman

[BLTZ]

anal with the methed out hag(all I need is a bag and a shit load of lube)

hide or seek

[h!de7]

seek

100 throw ups or 25 pieces.

[BLTZ]

100 throws im not that good yet(for25 dope peices)

apple juice or orange juice

[JETPACK!!]

orange juice. hangover mirackle juice

20 beers or 10 rum and cokes

[walkdatline]

10 rum and cokes...deff mayne

war or peace?

[conart]

peace

an ouce of mush or an ouce of weed

[thatkidyouknew]

ounce of weed
verizon or t moblie?

[LostYouth]

t mobile
rock or rap

[Steel!]

thats a tough one but im going to have to go wit rap.. after all it is directly related to hiphop which is related to graf..

brand name soda for $1 or walmart brand for 25 cents?

[jawsy]

dont have wall mart her but id go the cheap one
umm....
beach or pool

[JETPACK!!]

pool.. a lot of beaches have hep C or some shit in the water now, or there just polluted to fuck.

hip-hop or crap rap

[thatkidyouknew]

hip hop (big l)
ich or apes

[overdue]

Apes
Pickle Or Cucumber

[Animal]

Pickle
Givin' head to a WWII vet, or bein shot in the thigh.

[LostYouth]

gettin shot in the thigh
dj shadow or dj spooky

[crimateNC]

dj shadow
crack or heroine

[Derogatory9o5]

Crack

(Kinda like the question a little while back but w/e)
400 tags or 100 throws.

[rave905]

100 throws also like the question awhile ago

ps3 or 360

[broski]

ps3

coke or pepsi

[rave905]

pepsi def

ink or paint

[JETPACK!!]

definatly paint.

herpies or genital warts

[rave905]

genital warts

drowning or burning 2 death

[JETPACK!!]

uhhhhh id rather have my skin melt cuz underwater you get the anxioty attack

ass or tits

[rave905]

titties r nice, but asses if its nice

canvas or random object(2 do a canvas on)

[Steel!]

random object for sure. thats what graf is all about.. finding unusual surfaces to put ur art on.

shepard fairy's obey or banksy? (personally i really learned alot about street art from Obey so thats what i choose)

[Kaze]

banksy

yellow popsicle or deformed turquoise dildo..

[rave905]

i really want the dildo but im gonna hafta go with the banana popsickle cuz they r awsome

scarface or blow

[thatkidyouknew]

ugh neither but ill go with blow
fitted or beenie?

[sketch3]

wat do you mean neither, bother are dope
fited but i ont rock hats

duck
or
chicken not to eat

[rave905]

ducks

nails or screws lol

[LostYouth]

nails idk why
brother or sister

[mada focka]

brother

3 mops with good ink or 5 OTR hard-to-buffs

[Aska.]

rave post whore much..
or
is it worth the count?

[x{parkour}x]

3 mops with good ink

tattoo on your ass or tattoo on your dick

[Steel!]

hmm well ass because of the pain factor but cock because that would be fucking tight.. until i get old and it starts saggin lol.

krink or **** ink

[thatkidyouknew]

krink havent used it yet =[
i pod or zune?

[..enOtoD]

ZUNE

Anal or Handjob?

[Steel!]

hand job. (not another teen movie :D)

giants or patriots?

[..enOtoD]

GIANTS WOOT WOOT. (Thought Pats will probably win)

Art primo Drip Mop or Junobo

[thatkidyouknew]

Junobo
nike or fila?

[Kaze]

nike
sex with a chimp or sex with a 8 yearold girl from brazil

[x{parkour}x]

aww man i think im gonna have to go with... an 8 yearold girl from brazil

etching glass or scratching glass

[DRIPS!]

scratching glass

left hand or right hand

[Steel!]

left hand represent'!

tagging/ bombing in the snow or during summer?

[Fazed]

summer

windows or mac

[dim]

mac
coke or pepsi

[x{parkour}x]

^ thats already been posted but whatever

coke

A&W root beer or Barqs root beer

[thatkidyouknew]

a&w fo sho
video camera or photo camera?

[toxus]

Video camera

...College or Uni...

[thatkidyouknew]

haha college
ok a little change up...
were your best years in high school
or in middle school?

[broski]

high school

harveys or wendys

[thats me]

wendy's

brand name or no name

[rave905]

obvi brand name

shutes or pails

[x{parkour}x]

shutes

ps3 or xbox360 (sorry if thats already been asked)

[sham->]

xbox 390

cesar chavez jr. or de la hoya?

[Baer One]

de la hoya

call of duty 4 or halo 3?

[x{parkour}x]

halo 3

tkid or shepard fairey

[Rots takes your Daughters]

Tkid

Catch your nuts in a bikechain, or drop the soap in a prison for elderly bodybuilders.

[Jet]

nuts in the chain, if you're wearing pants.

if you could murder Silent Chaos or G-Fat?

[Bummer Harris]

Silent Chaos.

Have your dick chopped off, put in a blender with tomato juice and vodka and drink it
OR
Have your dick bitten off and eaten by a pirhana, then kill the pirhana, have it stuffed and stick it up your own arse in a doomed attempt to be re-united with your dick.

[thats me]

Have your dick chopped off, put in a blender with tomato juice and vodka and drink it

blind or deaf?

[h!de7]

deaf.

crystal meth
or
crack.

[thatkidyouknew]

krak
haha
coke or oxy

[Cham]

coke.... I was hella itchy when I took oxycotton...... coke made me need to piss every 5 minutes and pissing felt crazy!

over active bladder or over active bowel movement

[bilal_tariq]

bladder.

crunk or high?

[Cham]

hyphy

living life afraid of dieing...... living life afraid of living

[BLTZ]

I am afraid to live so i choose that

depending on medicine your whole life or dealing with your problems

[DecoyLives]

dealing with your problems

nightmare before christmas or the corpse bride

[bilal_tariq]

nightmare before chrishtmash,

dying to live or living to die?

[x{parkour}x]

living to die

wipe your ass with poison ivy or getting an atomic wedgie from MrT

[Steel!]

poison ivy for sure.. at least that will eventually heal

fats or thins

[rave905]

fats

rusto fat or ny fat

[Steel!]

rusto! because i tried to use a ny fat on a montana nitro and it fucked up like a bitch.. idk if i had a toy moment or what but i thought for sure that they worked on montana cans.. oh well

handstyle that kills or dece larges throwies

[Disec1]

handstyle that kills

hit by a transport truck or run over by a train

[Rots takes your Daughters]

Truck

Testicular cancer or herpes.

[x{parkour}x]

herpes

get aids from napolean or pedro

[hoax-er-One-er]

napolain

conan gay o'brian or steven colbert?

[Steel!]

steve colbert haha

west coast chronic or east coast chronic?

[Rots takes your Daughters]

West coast.

be a pairapaleig..parapuh....Be paralized from the neck down, or have watermelons forced up your dickhole every morning.

God I need help

[Baias]

Dickhole, no doubt.

(In case of pregnancy)
Coat-hanger abortion, or fist to the stomach?

[x{parkour}x]

fist to the stomach

hot sauce in your eyes or sperm

[BALDheadSLICK]

babra walters

oprah winfrey

^^fist to the stomach..

[Steel!]

uhh ill answer both of urs

sperm because it would something to look back (if i have vision after that) and laugh about
and
oprah

lotion or spit?

[thatkidyouknew]

spit all day
sex with a bitch with aids or have your dick riped off?

[thats me]

sex with a bitch with aids

sarah jessica parker or eat sour crout on nacho chip for the rest of ur life

[sham->]

uh..jessica parker

probly been asked:
left hand or right (you know what i mean)

[Steel!]

leffftttt hanndddd.. i think i answered it back when it was asked the 1st time also haha

markers or mops?

[Cham]

mops

nike sb or nike 6.0