This Right Hurrrr OR That Right Thurrrr

[fannypack uprock]

a vw. i dont have penis issues -_-

black socks with brown sandals or an all white jumpsuit?
(which would you rather not be caught dead in?)

[madsencarl]

lamborghini hands down

flick or stiletto?

[>skea<]

um dont know wut that is

swiss army or diesel

[>skea<]

Originally posted by SiMpUhL@Apr 8 2006, 05:11 PM


nailing ur hand to a horney panda or shooting urself in the eye w/ a nail gun

:lol: :lol: HOLY SHIT&#33;&#33; u got a pretty fukin wild imagination goin there :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Alyte]

swiss army


getting locked up in an escalator service factory with 3 cd&#39;s jabbed into your back or having you&#39;re lungs pernamently altered to survive on ammonia.

[>skea<]

wow u guys r fukin crazy
the first one

bein stuck in jail till u die or electric chair

[>skea<]

gotta post the 200th before i go

[Alyte]

i just had to one-up simpuhl..

[Proper]

Electric chair.

A woman with a missing breast or half a brain?

[Mafioso]

half a brain

blunt or joint?

[TAO]

blunt... mmmm


painting the town or geting FreakyY with a girl at a party ???

[dark\gbk]

painting the town

beer or bourbon

[screw_loose]

close.

[alarm]

head from a man or from a 70 year old lady

[cape]

head from alarms mum

msn or skype

[SpLiTbomber]

skype

uncurable illness at age 18 and die at 20 or sudden death at 19

[BRAINE]

die suddenly for sure


be rich but too busy working to enjoy it, or be homeless, but super up?

[dotone]

homeless, homes are for pussies.


diet or regular coke...the drink

[SpLiTbomber]

regular


jump of a skyscraper or shoot yourself

[dotone]

shoot yourself...even tho id enjoy the aerial view.

cell phone or mp3 player

[cape]

phone

computer or tv

[vey1994]

computer

unlimited suppley of paint/ stickerpaper-for free of course-or- be top bomber on earth?

[joker00]

top bomber......just rack the paint


otr or flowpen

[cape]

isn&#39;t a flowpen made by otr?

crazy style or mad spots

[SpLiTbomber]

mad spots with crazy styles..... uh id actually go wit mad spots



hot chick wit small tits, or pretty ugly chick with huge perky ( * )( * )s

[xDISMALx]

hot chick
back pack
or side pack/book bag thing

[JETc17]

mailbag backpack? yes


good afternoon or afghan baloon

[Proper]

afghan baloon.

PIMPLES OR WARTS?

[BRAINE]

pimples.




barbie or her black friend?

[anarchy]

^ wtf hahaha uhhhh barbie.

NY or german? (caps)

[MuramZA]

NY caps with Barbie&#39;s black friens.

Oktoberfest or Cannabis Cup?

[[]ASeR-ONe[]paint slinger]

hmmm....cannabis cup.
i have my own oktoberfest every weekend.

[back in 67]

lol definatly a cannabis cup =)

beer or liquor?

[dcite]

liqour. gets it done faster you knoww?

rusto or krylon

[BRAINE]

rusto for anything except tags because you cant get the huge pink dot lines


hankerchief or resp?

[anarchy]

bandana

kiwi or pilot

[BRAINE]

pilot because everytime i use kiwis i make a huge mess all over myself



fat lines or clean lines?

[madsencarl]

fat

gesus or foe

[dotone]

gesus


vanilla coke or regular coke

[DephOne]

keep in classic, regular






gesus or jesus

[dotone]

gesus, the other one doesnt talk to me so much.


dre or eazy

[madsencarl]

dre

drunk or high

[back in 67]

high

bongs or pipes

[dark\gbk]

bongs

knife or gun ( to kill the person u hate the most in this world)

[xDISMALx]

gun i would want to get it over with if i had to kill someone


unsented or scented deoderant

[fannypack uprock]

unscented. i dont need extra smell to smell good. its the sweet smell of success that keeps the girls comin back for more.


running over a cow in a convertible or running over an old woman with a lawnmower?

[PaintThaStreets P.T.S]

cow


eating a shit...or eating a pigs puke

[PaintThaStreets P.T.S]

lol i no its nasty

[The 5th one]

ergh. how do you think of these nasty ideas.

i&#39;ll say puke if i had to do it.

boy or girl karak.

[tweaknow-tweaklater]

wow this is wierd but imma try to follow this

girl

heres a nasty question for you

would you rather be eaten alive by wild dogs starting with ure legs
or
forced to cut off ure fingers then your hands and bleed to death :D

[Kingz514]

the dogs

2 looneys or a tooney

[mizta]

two loonies because its more money its 2 in stead of one
hahahahaah

fast rap or lyrical

[[]ASeR-ONe[]paint slinger]

lyrical all the way

smoke tweak or smoke jesus

[back in 67]

smoke jesus

metro or car?

[BRAINE]

cars



pepsi vanilla or vanilla coke

[-AXM-]

vanilla coke definitely

chipped tooth or broken finger

[dark\gbk]

broken finger (on left hand only but)

ninja or samurai

[MODGrafix]

samurai


vida guerra or angelina jolie

[~SPAZ~]

jolie


paintball gun or bb gun

[syrup2]

bb

ugly face nice body

ugly body nice face

[SpLiTbomber]

tought one...

depends how ugly the body is

but probably go wit nice body ugly face, cuz u can always find a paper bag sittin around sumwhere :D





coke or pepsi

[JadedSketches]

pepsi

idaho or udaho

[shalf]

idaho

lose dik or lose balls

[alarm]

balls

being shot in the stomach or being stabed in the stomach

[cape]

stabbed

kicked by jackie chan or punched by bruce lee?

[underground_culture]

most def punched by bruce, goes most punches woluld swing high and NOT go into my tender testies


blowjob or anal

lol

[ste__811]

lol

[underground_culture]

pick one shithead dont just post a lol,

postwhore

[SiMpUhL]

ehhh...bj


fistfull a razorblades or chewing on sheet metal

[Mse]

fistfull of razorblades
i engrave shit onto myself all the time

large sexy penis or lethal summer pot

[>skea<]

um lethal summer pot? just not the penis

how high or halfbaked

[joker00]

how high


saw or saw2

[SpLiTbomber]

saw i thought the original was better cuz the seocnd one u could already guess sum of the stuff, both good movies

orange county or clockwork orange?

[obseen]

orange county

ice or fire

[cape]

fire

emos or goths?

[SpLiTbomber]

emos

black or white

[JETc17]

i hope your not talking about races
in that case, both


scary movie 4 or scary movie 1

[dark\gbk]

havent seen scary movie 4 yet so ill hav to say 1

crew or solo

[Kingz514]

small crew, like 2 or 3 people

frosted flakes or lucky charms

[xDISMALx]

frosted flakes

comb or brush


[random]

[[]ASeR-ONe[]paint slinger]

comb

the number 547 or 326

[madsencarl]

547

a or b?

[SpLiTbomber]

a

drips or no drips?

[Divison One]

no drips

[Aven]

black/white or color outlines

[anarchy]

black/white

wildstyle or super clean simple?

[Aven]

clean style

sane or smith

[miz]

smith

ghost or crayone

[SpLiTbomber]

ghost

daim or dyske

[dark\gbk]

daim

montana or krylon

[SpLiTbomber]

montana definatly


moltow or black

[R00k1]

molotow

pilot or flowpen

[SpLiTbomber]

flowpen


spanish mtn or german

[anarchy]

spanish

cope 2 or ja

[SiMpUhL]

cope....muthaaaaaa

uhh

stepping on glass shards or chewing on plywood

[R00k1]

Chewing on plywood

JA or SMITH

[>x]]

smith

rjd2 or dj shadow

[joker00]

shadow


dope pieces wit cheap ass paint or tons of dope simples wit good paint

[SiMpUhL]

dope pieces with cheap paint....they&#39;re dope

"five word story" or "this or that"

[joker00]

this or that


dmx or T.I.




its not if u like them so dont be a prick and go i hate them both (i do as well) so pick 1 u fools

[Bombers Ambition]

DMX cuz we in here

having most ups but no style or the freshist style but no ups

[kill]

most ups





what would u rather listen to for the whole day if u had to
backstreet boys or fallout boy

[Ume]

the first one(for the ups thing)
backstreret boys fo lyfe&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;111


razor wire cutting off your dick or having it chewed off by a tranny?

[kill]

razor wire


snakes or cope2
(i wanna a toy to anser that one lol)

[Ume]

zOmG&#33;&#33;1 SnAkwS iZzzzZ KiNg&#33;&#33;11



msn or aol?

[SALVO]

msn


free beer or free weed

[Sife]

free weed (gotta love resale value)

cell phone or pay phone?

[vegimite on toast]

im a cheap bastard, i call people and tell them to call me back
cell

cream or the doors?

[tweaknow-tweaklater]

by creme do you mean crack

[mizta]

if you don&#39;t know the question DON"T ANSWER

The Doors

Ok,change it up a little bit, You have to acutally try this.
one of them is actually pretty good...


1 Peanut butter and onion shandwich
2. Jam And Pickle Sandwich

[vegimite on toast]

peanut butter and onions definately, onions go good with pretty much everything, if i was a carrot id marry an onion


you aquire some weed for free

smoke it/sell it?

[mizta]

vegmite you actally tried it before man you rock its real good hahah i never even tried the jam one maybe some day i will

[R00k1]

Sell it.

fat caps or skinny caps

[miz]

fats




wal-mart of k-mart

[Aven]

k mart


normal cops or vandal squad chasing you

[MenderOne]

vandal

tits or ass

[mizta]

ass

simple or wild style

[Kingz514]

fuck
tough one&#33;
id have to say wild..

pam or feliks

[BRAINE]

suicide.



able to jump off of high objects without injury, or able to run way faster than a cheetah?

[some guy from NCI...]

Run Fast


Convict an innocent person or let a guilty person go free

[KaL1]

guilty person free.

dick cut off with rusty scicors

or sliding down a slide made out of pure razorblades into a pool of rubbing alcohol
:lol:

[SpLiTbomber]

guilty person go free







being abducted by a flock of seagulls and carried away naked to southern africa or get &#036;2

[some guy from NCI...]

slidey down slide...

flock of gulls would be kinda cool...


get a tenner (10 dollar bill) or 2 fivers (two five dollar bills)

[BRAINE]

two fives all day.

live fast die young, or not

[Kingz514]

live fast die young
i gotta shit
waffle or bagel

[Seti]

baggles for sure, aint they invented as a weight loss program for pigs?

circumsision, or anal prostitution?

[textathief]

circumcision

sword is mightier then the pen or
pen is mightier then the sword

[Aven]

pen is mightier than the sword


orange and brown or green and yellow

[epiL*]

Originally posted by calmlikeabomb@Jan 18 2006, 03:12 AM


soulseek or limewire?
frostwire

[R00k1]

Green and Yellow

Dane Cook or Brian Regan? (Comedians)

[WShadow.]

Dane Cook

Russia or Iran?

[Aven]

russia





hot dogs or hamburger

[JETc17]

oh shit son
hamburgers.


hamburger or cheeseburger?

[$NAKE$]

cheese burgers.

bacon cheese buger, or a DMX tape.

[vman]

bacon cheese burger


skateboard or fruit boots

[Divison One]

skateboard




Bomb or throw

[some guy from NCI...]

bomb

A really fat girl or a girl missing a hand and some toes

[SpLiTbomber]

definatly the one without toes n a hand

(cuz she still got 1 left and she has a few other holes :D )





lemon or lime?

[Da Woof]

lemon

Steven Segal or Chuck Norris

[R00k1]

Chuck Norris

X-mas or B-day?

[sika_2002]

b-day

nicholas cage or john travolta

[some guy from NCI...]

Nick cage. Travolta just pisses me off sometimes.



You get a burger:
Keep the gerkins onions and tomato
Hold the gerkins keep oinions and tomato
Hold gerkins and onions but keep tomato
Hold tomato and gerkins keep onions

Or the other one I missed (if I did)

This talk of food and bagels made me hungry for some cream cheese and bagels. Be back in a bit...

[dark\gbk]

ok ur weird


1 quality wildstyle

or


4 lesser quality wildstyles

[some guy from NCI...]

Originally posted by dark&#092;gbk@Apr 20 2006, 03:27 AM
ok ur weird
Pfft.. dont remember that on the option list.

[R00k1]

1 Quality

Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Fruity Pebbles?

[Dante Spitaliere]

Toast crunch *****


Dunks or Airforces

[dark\gbk]

Originally posted by some guy from NCI...+Apr 20 2006, 03:53 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (some guy from NCI... @ Apr 20 2006, 03:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-dark&#092;gbk@Apr 20 2006, 03:27 AM
ok ur weird
Pfft.. dont remember that on the option list. [/b][/quote]
wer was the choice dat makes no fukin sense what u typed



dunks


maths or science

[some guy from NCI...]

WTF?&#33; Have you never had a burger with gerkins onions and a tomato... normally from a little place called mcdonalds or burger king? Ever heard of &#39;em?

Read it again and if it still makes no sense then....


wasteman...

And science btw.


stickers or stencils?

[textathief]

stencils

sakura solid blue or
sakura solid purple

[[]ASeR-ONe[]paint slinger]

ooooo...skaura solid purple would be sick&#33;


split meanstreaks or solid?

[BRAINE]

solid dyed.




livestock marker or smaller solid ?
(smaller=sakura, meanstreak, regulation size markal.)

[Sife]

smaller solid

would you rather have orange skin or red skin?

[SpLiTbomber]

orange cuz then it just looks like u used one of those fake tans

dogs or cats?

[BRAINE]

cats because im not really allergic to them

(i dont like any animals except fish though)


biggie or tupac?

[**MATEO**]

tubiggie

krylon or rusto

[textathief]

krylon

otr flowpen

or

otr h2b

[dark\gbk]

flowpen


"daze of our lives"

or

"world war 3"

[textathief]

world war three

pokemon
or
digimon

[R00k1]

pokemon

Hit up a Semi or a Train?

[textathief]

train

tags on...

whiteboard (erasable)
or paper

[Paint Magic]

paper

getting ass raped or having a sex change

[textathief]

ass raped (it wouldnt hurt as much...not that i ever have)

vaginal intercourse
or
ass intercourse

[SiMpUhL]

vag.

razor blade to the eye or....... running 4 miles as fast as u can

[textathief]

running 4 miles as fast as i can

otr tagstar
or
otr flowpen

[SpLiTbomber]

flowpen

spanish or german?

[textathief]

german

have sex with hitler
or
have sex with pope benedict and john pauls corpse

[Krylon bomber]

your mother

become a broke crack addict or take it in the ass in prison?

[textathief]

u just didnt wanna say hitler.
id bcome a crack addict

pepsi
or
coke

[dark\gbk]

coke pepsi taste like shit


mon

or

tana

[some guy from NCI...]

tana

eat/drink a litre of cat puke or crawl through the sewers (3km).

Remember the sewer stuff might go into your mouth.
With both you&#39;r not allowed a drink until the end...

[Logikalone]

sewers

AIM or MSN?

[cape]

msn

family guy or futurama

[Seti]

peter grifin steals the prize...

gettin too pissed to walk / walkin too far to get pissed

[some guy from NCI...]

walking too far (I&#39;m good like that)


777 or 888

[BRAINE]

777
(reppin jthm since 1999 before it was gay)




bootin smack or getting smacked?

[Divison One]

BOOTIN SMACK

PENCIL OR PEN

[JETc17]

pencil



dsl or cable

[sika_2002]

i duno bout internet. so ill say dsl

nice arse small breats or BIG breats fat ass

[BRAINE]

big ghetto sloppy booty






roofspots or bridges?

[obseen]

bridges

monster or montana

[sika_2002]

MONTY

r or p

[Cego3]

r

jackson 5 or jefferson airplane

[textathief]

r

DMX
or
tupac

[MENG!]

Tupac

Hot or Cold?

[cape]

hot

summer or wintter

[SpLiTbomber]

summer

spring or fall

[MENG!]

Spring. I hate fall.

West Or East?

[joker00]

east cuz i live here


biggie or 2pac

[textathief]

2 pac

all the otr markers

or

all the montana markers

[BoRe-719-]

toopok

ehh falling head first into razor sharp rocks, but no dying or getting fucked by an elephant??

[Aven]

summer



frontflip or backflip

[MENG!]

BackFlip onto a outrock of razor sharp rocks

ONLY WAY TO GO BABY&#33; :rolleyes:

Break Dancing

Or Moshing

[BRAINE]

backflip into bed with yo momma&#33;




the show yo momma, or anything else ever?

[textathief]

break dancing

spit

or

swallow

[Okem]

Originally posted by textathief@Apr 23 2006, 12:39 AM
break dancing

spit

or

swallow
swallow, yum :rolleyes:


jack off with right hand or left ;)

lolz
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

[textathief]

left

tell a lie and get some 1 killed

or

tel the truth and get killed

[Okem]

tell a lie and get some1 whom I dont like killed :P


pokemon

or

yugioh :angry: :) B) :D :rolleyes: <_< :D B) B) :) :) :unsure: :unsure: :blink: :blink: :( :angry: :ph34r: :lol:

[textathief]

thats not even a real challenge pokemon all the way

boy
or
girl

[sika_2002]

girls

me or me

[Okem]

me&#33; hahaha get it? ME, not you, ME&#33; drbgeobgaeorbgaugbvabnaeobin



oreos

or

chips ahoy? (say the wrong answer and ill go to your house and rape your mom)

[MENG!]

Chips Ahoy.

But the uh-o Oreos were badass.

Lightning or thunder?

[Divison One]

chips ahoy


skateboard or bike

[Divison One]

thunder

eat or drink

[runci]

EAAAT&#33;&#33;&#33; :MUNCH: :MUNCH:


walkin in on ur parents fuckin

or

ur parents walkin in on u fucking

[sika_2002]

parents walkin on me

oreos dipped in milk, or dipped in hot chocolate

[Divison One]

dipped in milk

tred or matr

[SpLiTbomber]

matr

cope or ja

[BRAINE]

ja (all day)




mf doom or mf grimm?

[conart]

mf doom

t.v or computer

[jaze one]

computer

pencil or pen

[ras]

pencil


durex condoms or durex feminedoms

[Germ]

condoms


grey dots or german outlines

[joker00]

grey dots


stencil or sticker

[Divison One]

stencil

milk or choclate milk

[riddleboxxmcl]

milk



(for graff)

good spot but a slopy job or good job but a dumb spot?

[BRAINE]

sick spot with a messy quickie







black coffee or some gay drink like cappachino?

[textathief]

cappachino

sakura solids
or
tagstar(otr 093)

[Aven]

otr

[SpLiTbomber]

ure supped to ask a questoin

and i think i mite actually go wit da sakura solids


moltow or alien

[textathief]

molotow

Pope benedict
or
John paul

[BoRe-719-]

johnny boy

freezing ur ass off laying naked in the snow for 30 minutes or bathing in warm urine for 10 min.

[dark\gbk]

umm

hav to be the urine case if u wer in the snow for dat long naked ur dick wuld drop off

hot chips

or

potato chips

[BRAINE]

cow chips





america is sweet, or are you gay?

[dark\gbk]

america is sweet

karak

or

tags

[Divison One]

tags

computer ar ps2

[Aven]

computer.....




life or death

[Divison One]

life



getting booked or ur parents finden out u tag

[Kingz514]

parents finding out
not as bad as it sounds
left or right

[dark\gbk]

right

2 hot chiks both with yeast infections

or

1 ugly chik but with no diseases

[SpLiTbomber]

2 hot ones, god made condoms for a reason



fort minor or hollywood undead

[scOpeOne]

hollywood

oprah or roadkill

[Attican]

Roadkill. It&#39;s more entertaining.

Pepperoni or salami?

[textathief]

pepperoni

dirty hands 2

or

write and unite

[jaze one]

write and unite


dog or cat

[R00k1]

Dog.

Axe or Tag?

[jaze one]

axe



gaterade or powerade

[SpLiTbomber]

gatorade

blonde or brunette

[dark\gbk]

brunette

scan ur sketch

or

take a photo of it?

[xDISMALx]

scan


straw or no straw

[zapay]

no straw

chinese food or mexican food

[R00k1]

Mexican

Bush or Clinton? (clinton fo me)

[Aven]

clinton

[dark\gbk]

clinton (seeing aven didnt write a question)

1 can of monatan hard-core

or

3 cans of &#39;wallmart paint&#39;

[JadedSketches]

walmart

rusto or krylon

[disposable_hero]

rusto

world war 2

or

dirty hands 2

[dark\gbk]

dirty hands 2

rock

or hip-hop

[cape]

hip hop

bacon or sausage

[sika_2002]

bacon

texting or msn

[R00k1]

MSN.

Belton or Montana?

[Paul Revere]

Cap&#39;n Crunch or Cinnamon Toast Crunch.