Craziest Thing You Did For Paint/marker/graff Stuf

[Fluffy Bunnies]

I never got in that situation yet, but I know one day I will do anything for paint.
so just post ur crazy schemes to just get some paint... even if it involves sucking a dick

[vey1994]

Idk if you guys got one buy you but those cages that cover the shelf at home depot! I hate those damn things! Anyway if thats your situation and home depot is the only paint store near you (in range of biking walking skating etc. etc.) then pick the lock and rack the shit. :ph34r: lol i havent done that but never hurts to try somethin new. :)

[alarm]

grab paint put in bag go to garden part climb over wall

[Mse]

i stole my drunk ex's jewellery
does that count?

[E-Terror]

i'll suck yo dick for some krylon

[Feliks]

people actually get that desperate?

[nerd]

i pawned my tv for some paint.

[Hektik-J]

i once waited til i had money. then i bought stuff. :blink:

[sik_bomber]

i sucked a hobos cock to tell me were some graffiti artist lived....i vamped him later lol

[Proper]

I slept with my girl so she would buy me paint...it was hard.

[CUDA-Guerrilla Krew<---]

I fucked my girl and her best friend at the same time 4 paint money




yeah, I know it was low but hey, I did what I had to do. B)

[screw_loose]

^^^i envy you.

[BRAINE]

this girl bought me like 3 or 4 cans once, she used to buy me fast food alot too. and ciggarettes. and take me to the movies.

[r.A.n.D.o.M]

i do some real crazy shit

i walk to the train station , pay my £1:60 train fare and get on the train . i ride the train for 20 minutes to get into town . then i have to walk ( yeah i have to fuckin walk again ) for 2 minutes to the skateshop then i rech into my pocket grab my money pay the guy grab all my supplies then walk another 2 minutes get on the train and go home with my paint . i go crazy when it comes to getting paint ...

[aoime]

fuck sucking dick for krylon, id rather buy my krylon and suck the dick for free

PS..i dont have boobs.

[zekeone]

i boned a ..&#39;&#39;thikky&#39;&#39; 140lbs.
for like 50 bucks werth of cans,i was like 17 so i was like ,...sex for paint and weed?&#33;im there.the only thing that sucks i guess,....was that my actual g-f at the time was way hotter than this chick.....i guess i learned my lesson.she&#39;s gone,im still painting.
i guess....if yer gonna trade sex fer cans...definitly make sure she&#39;s hotter than your g-f...lol :D

[E-Terror]

id fuck a chubby girl for some cans


vagina is vagina

and paint is paint

[zekeone]

yeah but smokin hot g-fs......its a double edged sword.
i was young,.....now its just about the art of getting over and comeups etc.

[underground_culture]

Originally posted by aoime@Apr 11 2006, 04:10 PM
fuck sucking dick for krylon, id rather buy my krylon and suck the dick for free

PS..i dont have boobs.
wow your like my homo idol now&#33;&#33; a writer and a gay hooker I WANNA MEET YOU




haha please dont find me. that would be major ackward

[Proper]

Originally posted by zekeone@Apr 11 2006, 04:16 PM
i boned a ..&#39;&#39;thikky&#39;&#39; 140lbs.
for like 50 bucks werth of cans,i was like 17 so i was like ,...sex for paint and weed?&#33;im there.the only thing that sucks i guess,....was that my actual g-f at the time was way hotter than this chick.....i guess i learned my lesson.she&#39;s gone,im still painting.
i guess....if yer gonna trade sex fer cans...definitly make sure she&#39;s hotter than your g-f...lol :D
My girl is 140 and she aint thick...Shes 5&#39;8-9 too but whatever.

[Semor156]

the only good idea is the one where you climb over the garden area...but the rest is fucking pointless shit that fills up BS with shit...

me n Gesus were just talking about this about the battle forum...

QUIT MAKING POINTLESS THREDS......

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[vey1994]

3 SIMPLE Steps to get paint.

1) Walk to store nearest you. (make sure they sell paint- some people are just dumb.)

2) Rack paint.

3) Walk home.










I know im so smooth :ph34r:

[FUTUERS FWBCREW]

this is fucked getting paint is getting paint every one on this site well almost everone has racked paint its not big.

[runci]

i sold an old woman i picked up from the retirement home

:|

[ner_one]

Originally posted by runci@Apr 11 2006, 05:36 PM
i sold an old woman i picked up from the retirement home

:|
lmao, havent we all??

[lipn]

this shits gay....if i&#39;m not mistaken theres already a thread similar to this....
CLOSE THIS SHIT...

[E-Terror]

one time, i needed to get paint soo bad and needed money soo bad, ... oh man this is gonna kill anyone elses stories



but get this, one time, i got a fucking job


i could barely believe what i&#39;d done afterwards either

[dotone]

Originally posted by E&#045;Terror@Apr 11 2006, 06:49 PM
i got a fucking job

man...u put my story to shame...i dont even feel like telling it anymore

[SezSV]

IF YOU DONT FEEL GOOD
THERES A WAY A YOU COULD
DONT FEEL SO BROKEN HEARTED
FEEL SO BROKEN HEARTED

[underground_culture]

fuck you semor

fuckin 9 posts adn your already thinkin you knmow enough about what happens here i got fuckin 3 times more posts than you and im still learning, as is everyone else.

now fuck off

[ner_one]

Originally posted by underground_culture@Apr 11 2006, 07:40 PM
fuck you semor

fuckin 9 posts adn your already thinkin you knmow enough about what happens here i got fuckin 3 times more posts than you and im still learning, as is everyone else.

now fuck off
chea, if your a newbie, dont talk.................

i shouldnt even be talking :ph34r:

[madsencarl]

i remember when i had to actually get a job for money

dickheads

[Alyte]

haha burn on you, n00bs&#33;

[choeone]

i would pritty much do anythink for paint and i mean everythink &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[evil*INK]

once me an thisother cat decided to rack from an art/crafts store..i got my little fill of prisma&#39;s an shit unlucky for dude he had a hole in his right pant pocket so the genius decides to go to the bathroom and put em down his underwear...

who says tighty whites dont come in handy..
id either rack or pay..
ONE.

[syrup2]

I robbed this toy i herd who had like 20 cans on him with an airsoft gun also he has been going over my shit

[$NAKE$]

hhahah i havent payed for paint since 05.i once went to walmart,zellers,canadain tire,and this local art craft store with my winter coat on. i got 4 cans from each store. i got such crazy colours, holly fuck you go big when you dont givafuck and non of your moneys being used :) use your snow skirt

[Divison One]

I got 3 montanas and a mean streak for a fake 20 dollar bill&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


Does that count?

[segway]

this one time, i really wanted some paint markers, right, so what i did was i stole a bunch of paint markers, and sold them cheap, then i turned my profit around and bought some paint markers.
true story.

[xDISMALx]

why not jsut steal alot
keep the ones you want the first time
sell the extras
and keep the money for something else

[JadedSketches]

lame.

[R3ORxK1LL5]

i steal it

[iHop]

Originally posted by ner_one+Apr 11 2006, 01:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ner_one @ Apr 11 2006, 01:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-musicians are cowards@Apr 11 2006, 12:35 PM
Worst thread ever.
wow, you&#39;ve been a member for two days and you say that this is the worst thread ever.

stop trying to be a follower, [/b][/quote]
Yeah coming from a real BS veteran. :rolleyes:

[Kl(one)]

Originally posted by iHop+Apr 16 2006, 10:35 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (iHop @ Apr 16 2006, 10:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by ner_one@Apr 11 2006, 01:24 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-musicians are cowards@Apr 11 2006, 12:35 PM
Worst thread ever.
wow, you&#39;ve been a member for two days and you say that this is the worst thread ever.

stop trying to be a follower,
Yeah coming from a real BS veteran. :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
I&#39;m not even commenting on that shit, as that I joined today.
As fot the original question, I just do basic racking, schools, stores, just getting what is needed.

[jez]

I had to lie to a retarted person who worked at walmart

"Cuse me mam what is in yuor bag"
"Oh i brought this in to return, but they say they cant return spray cans.. so im going to just keep them"

"oh okay HAVE A NICE DAY MAM"





i am seriously going to hell for that move.

[Ume]

you are my hero.

[kill]

well ive asked a hobo to buy me a broad uni before i had to pay him a shit load of money im not givin him that much nekst time i gave him like 6 bucks that bastard
mi graff shop sucks that wont let u get shit wit out an id

[AMW]

payed 20 dollars for a on the run because i was in the mood and i didnt have a marker

[epiL*]

Originally posted by alarm@Apr 11 2006, 11:15 AM
grab paint put in bag go to garden part climb over wall
i think you hit the nail on the head bro

[SMTXgraffin]

My friend who just got out of the state pin stuck up a gas station for 2 cartons of cigarettes and a case of beer... but that isnt what he went to jail for.

[BBoy_ErbN]

Well you see im fucked on both counts

Montanas = &#036;16 a can here.
Only one store sells them where I live... and in a locked glass cabinet, you have to get the guy that owns the store to get them out, dont touch your hands till they see the money, plus security cameras.

Now I can get these cans of paint for &#036;3 each, they are rubbish but I just use them cause all I got? (can&#39;t even change caps -_-&#39;)

OTR markers are also &#036;16.

Got racked paint markers and pencils from the local art store.

Everyone has/will rack.

its life.

[EGAD]

shot and ate a bunny rabbit...raw

[IPOE]

i dated this chubby girl becaue she worked at k mart and gave me paint for free

:ph34r:

[syrup2]

i broke into a paint store

[SeapNSR]

i went to a paint store with &#036;500 and spent it all on paint and markers

[OnwaMatra]

Originally posted by SeapNSR@May 16 2006, 12:58 AM
i went to a paint store with &#036;500 and spent it all on paint and markers
D: <3 Whoa. You&#39;re my hero..

[DEF-Y]

i really want a cigar

[joker00]

i dont remeber this being a randomism thread i thoguht it had meaning

[Fear And Loathing]

This one time i bought a can, full price.

[Nyc Sno]

uhm i live in the burbs so ate night i went into someones backyard went in there shed stole this shitty car/bumper paint did a bunch of hollows

[SeapNSR]

yehh i ran up some cunts driveway into their garage and stole paint once
turns out i had 3 tins of clear coat shit
so i did bulk invisi-tags and threw dirt on them while they were still wet and it stuck
one of them is still up to this day
too bad its an old word

[Amuk]

thats stupid, just cop cans

[ruse]

i remember wen i was at school a sub teacher came in to our science class, where they needed a whitboard marker to write. i left a permenent marker on the desk so he used it. need less to say the drwaer was full of unused permenent markers and they were all thrown out in bin.on way outta class i put hand in and got 20 markrs all black&#33;&#33;

[aces]

haha sweet dude

[afek]

ill ive done steal paint from toys

[Zer0]

i dont think iv ever done some of those crazy things for cans. most iv done was rack like 5 or 6 and buy one at the same time haha.

[Special_K]

wait inside of a local hardware companies storeageroom w/ friend till closing. Its one of those mom n&#39; pop stores that think a solid door is all thats needed for security. made off w/ at least 250+ cans, shit load of caps, markals, meanstreaks, you name it we got it. hey they made it too easy for me and considering they stock only rustoleum/ krylon it was easy pickns&#39;. but now its damn near impossible to tax paint from there because they have a imployee in the paint isle 100% of the time. i just got one of those big flatbead carts and rolled out w/ every thing to my mans car.

[Zer0]

Originally posted by Special_K@Jun 21 2006, 03:44 AM
wait inside of a local hardware companies storeageroom w/ friend till closing. Its one of those mom n&#39; pop stores that think a solid door is all thats needed for security. made off w/ at least 250+ cans, shit load of caps, markals, meanstreaks, you name it we got it. hey they made it too easy for me and considering they stock only rustoleum/ krylon it was easy pickns&#39;. but now its damn near impossible to tax paint from there because they have a imployee in the paint isle 100% of the time. i just got one of those big flatbead carts and rolled out w/ every thing to my mans car.
lmao thats fucking insane dude,

fuking legend hope i can do that one day.

[ruckus(srw)]

i saw a garge with some paint in it during the day so at night i went out an broke a window at the wrong garge :(
how bout that

[beantownboy]

I havent but some day will fill a cart or basket full of paint walk to the garden section hand it to my frend then buy some candy and bounce :blink:

[waster12......]

nice special K, ive wanted todo that but most places have motion detectors here and the big stores have security in em so its maybe not a very wise move haha

[pace1]

yeah wore my cahrhart(also free thanks to bobs) and had another seater and pants on tucked the first sweater into the pants and tied the first pair off paint at my ankles walked to local art store and put cans down the neck hole till i was full grabbed a black and white(2for&#036;5 not a bad deal) walked to the regester paid and left no issues. 50 cans and 4 weeks later im all out. gotta go do it again. two thumbs up for security their doing their job just the way i need them to ;)

[Nyc Sno]

ive broken into sheds and garages and all the stuff i had i put in a bag without looking and it was like mindnight and at the end of the night i had like 6 wd40&#39;s 8 insect repelents and like 2 cans of bumper spray and 2 cans of spray adhesive

[westcoastbomber]

Originally posted by *RAHCKUS*@Apr 11 2006, 11:14 AM
i know this guy who sucked this 36yr old black guy&#39;s dick for two german fatcaps and an empty marker...that guy was me :unsure:



yo this is by far one of the dumbest and worst fucking thread ever&#33;
:D
hahahahaha i was thinkin bout how dumb people like this must feel when the threads six pages strong so jus please keep you mouth shut and let the mods do the choosin

[DRONE_905]

snatch and run, easy shit

[TheHeartOfARobot]

Why would you bring back a thread for A YEAR AGO just to say snatch and run?

[PG_Miscreant]

i went to the welfare center in dc and told them i was black
they gave me $300 but took most of it back when they found out i wasnt buying dope
...just jokes

[DRIPS!]

5 trips into walmart coped 40 cans

[philly and a forty]

Spent my money on it.

[EaseOne]

i stole some from this girls house.
and almost fought her dad ha.

[nero112]

i like totaly put a can under my shirt :O:O

[nero112]

rots get in here

[Rots takes your Daughters]

We put them down the crotch of our pants, and then run out the store and FUCKING USE THEM TO KILL PEOPLE WHO MAKE THREADS ABOUT THE GAYEST SHIT. And then we have a beer.

[nero112]

damn straight then we pass around a lil kid and thank satan

[##sable##]

We put them down the crotch of our pants, and then run out the store and FUCKING USE THEM TO KILL PEOPLE WHO MAKE THREADS ABOUT THE GAYEST SHIT. And then we have a beer.

amen. this thread gets an F-

[Sewn]

I sucked a dudes dick once for a wal-mart can but don't tell anyone.

[BATER]

^don't worry your secrets safe with me i won't say shit

[ZOT]

I've just racked or buyed paint
A writer I know buyed 40 cans of spanish montana from me with the money he stole from a farm.. He had no house and stuff I made like 1 euro profit on each can

[Slushi]

I've killed a man.

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

wasted money

[fuke1]

i havent done this but ive heard of people that have.
walk into a store like walmart or home depot, with a hockey bag.
fill it to the top and hit up the floor.

[PeeInTheShower]

bump this hardcore ass thread...


i've jacked shit from hardware stores and returned it saying i lost the receipt to get store credit, swapped the stickers for the cheap paint and made a nasty profit. it beats running out the store that's for damn sure.

[`.`]

best imo is goin in the checkout lines grabbin cans of the expensive shit and just scannin the dollar cans loadin up the expensive shit

[sacwacko]

I sucked a dudes dick once for a wal-mart can but don't tell anyone.
thanks man, i remember that shit.

[Flawless Victory]

I think it's more gay for a man to get his dick sucked by another man,
than it is for a man to suck another man's dick.

[CoronaOne]

this girl bought me like 3 or 4 cans once, she used to buy me fast food alot too. and ciggarettes. and take me to the movies.

awwww....how cute was it your mommy????:D

[CoronaOne]

I gave away my klodike bar for paint.....hardest choice i've ever had to make.....:(

[STR-WHO]

ive resorted to cannibalism for a can of rustoleum

[CoronaOne]

^^^ Who'd you eat????

[Flawless Victory]

This man:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/94/280763468_21f0ba73ae_o.jpg

[sinkilla1]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha omgflawlesss

[CoronaOne]

this man:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/94/280763468_21f0ba73ae_o.jpg

lmfao!!!!!!:d

[DollarCans]

best imo is goin in the checkout lines grabbin cans of the expensive shit and just scannin the dollar cans loadin up the expensive shit

Yuppp best idea. or switch the price tags on the dollar ones to the good shit. hence my use name "dollarcans"

[DollarCans]

But the best adreniline rush of stealing paint comes to you when you go in lowes and fill up a shopping cart full of paint and walk out the garden section with it. cover your license plait in the parking lot though. ive only did it once and that shit lasted us forever. and we sold half of it

[ManFromDaMoon]

yea but the thing that sucks now is that they have rgisters in the garden section now. i just get a backpack with some clothes in it and put the paint at the bottom. if you pack it right you can fit about 13 cans under a pair of jeans and a sweatshirt.

[##sable##]

i work at a toy store. so when people pay for things at a register other than my own and walk by me out the door and try to show me their receipt to prove its paid for, i just waive them on without looking. everyone i work with does the same thing including managers on busy days.

so my point is. wait until you find you a long ass reciept for something a friend bought or your mom bought from grocery shopping, walk into the store with it in your pocket on a busy ass day. get a cart and load it with a rounded ass load of paint. walk to the garden section, and walk out like you have every right. waive the reciept at the checkout girls and say quickly, i bought this inside but my cars parked by here. if they do try to look at it, leave the paint and run, nothing they can do. if they dont look and waive you on, just walk out like you own the place. its flawless assuming everyones as lazy as me.

[Jenkins.]

Using the tab on the zipper of my pants to carve my name into a jail cell.

[Inlyn08]

Posted in this thread.

[ManFromDaMoon]

sable your a genius.

[##sable##]

im dying to try it.

[Vagrant]

i work at a toy store. so when people pay for things at a register other than my own and walk by me out the door and try to show me their receipt to prove its paid for, i just waive them on without looking. everyone i work with does the same thing including managers on busy days.


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but yeah sable's idea is perfect.
until you get stopped just outside the door by security cuz they were watching you the whole time

it'll happen

but if you're not being watched, its fool proof.
get stopped, you leave the cart
don't get stopped, you have a cartload of whatever

[Black Flag]

If you get stopped, be like my (friend, wife, mom, dad, whoever) has the receipt, mind watching this a second? Go the other way without waiting for response, leave store. lol You could just run or walk away, but this might keep security off your ass for a couple seconds if they are watching.

[##sable##]

exactly. if they do stop you, feel on your pockets and look surprised "oh shit, my buddies got the reciept"


haul ass

[Armored Bulletz]

i work at a toy store. so when people pay for things at a register other than my own and walk by me out the door and try to show me their receipt to prove its paid for, i just waive them on without looking. everyone i work with does the same thing including managers on busy days.

so my point is. wait until you find you a long ass reciept for something a friend bought or your mom bought from grocery shopping, walk into the store with it in your pocket on a busy ass day. get a cart and load it with a rounded ass load of paint. walk to the garden section, and walk out like you have every right. waive the reciept at the checkout girls and say quickly, i bought this inside but my cars parked by here. if they do try to look at it, leave the paint and run, nothing they can do. if they dont look and waive you on, just walk out like you own the place. its flawless assuming everyones as lazy as me.

for some reason my local walbaums/shopping stop or w/e always give out these long ass reciepts, but good thinking

[inpho_211]

i guess tha craziest thing i did was..
go to my cusins house..he was high as hell..he had some rusto's an i just grabbed em an put em in my truck..he didn't even notice..

[WoeInfinite]

bad ass yo.

[Juxer516]

How about just goin into home depot. Asking somebody to open the cage , grab the paint all the paint ur heart desires and just walking out. Sounds like bs but trust me it's been done before

[cesspool]

i perform magic tricks that enable me to get the items i desire without paying....

[CrustOner]

I bought a sharpie once.

[leg-e-leg]

i once asked my mom to buy me paint! i told her it was for a school project`

[<[(Smokers187¤GS¤WM)]>]

i once asked my mom to buy me paint! i told her it was for a school project`

Haha I did too but I told her I was guna graffiti all around the city...she said that I was such a badass kuz I had the nuttz 2 ask her hahahahaha

[inpho_211]

dam thats dope..

[PulseWithLife]

>;1556622']Haha I did too but I told her I was guna graffiti all around the city...she said that I was such a badass kuz I had the nuttz 2 ask her hahahahaha

.......................your a fucking sick cunt

[1stGu32.wh0?]

iwalked into micheals, rakt 15 cans in my bakpak sweatr an pants, was on my way out the door wen the fatbitch retail clerk stopt me, askt me wat ithawt iwas doing, grabd my arm an askt me how iwas going to pay fer it..

ilookt her straight in the eyes an said il eat yur pussy and stink eye fer one minute fer everycan istole..

iended up leavin micheals wit 50 cans an the dum clerks til ahahahaha iput her to sleep then rakt evrythn includin the tapes an havnt been on that side of town since.!

[CrustOner]

Banhammer nao

[streetology973]

i threw a chinese lady on the ground while running out of ACEhardware with a bookbag full of paint

[-Empty-Can-]

Cool story bro...

[streetology973]

Cool story bro...

i felt really bad and i was gonna hit the store but i didnt :) karma i got loked up the next week

[inpho_211]

iwalked into micheals, rakt 15 cans in my bakpak sweatr an pants, was on my way out the door wen the fatbitch retail clerk stopt me, askt me wat ithawt iwas doing, grabd my arm an askt me how iwas going to pay fer it..

ilookt her straight in the eyes an said il eat yur pussy and stink eye fer one minute fer everycan istole..

iended up leavin micheals wit 50 cans an the dum clerks til ahahahaha iput her to sleep then rakt evrythn includin the tapes an havnt been on that side of town since.!

this is some bullshit..

[Bazer]

sucking a dick
what else do i gotta say bro? :|

[the.message]

i once paid a homeless man to run into the lowes i was racking at and punch a cashier in the face... lol i walked out with a whole fucking cart of paint... that shit works cuz homeless people sometimes enjoy prison because of the three square meals and usually they don't mind the sodomy

[lilbmxking]

"Cuse me mam what is in yuor bag"
"Oh i brought this in to return, but they say they cant return spray cans.. so im going to just keep them"

"oh okay HAVE A NICE DAY MAM"

omg.. its so old but i have to use this now

[PeeInTheShower]

i stole.

[Destroy2012]

let my friend slap my stomach with a skateboard

[supaskunkk]

i once paid a homeless man to run into the lowes i was racking at and punch a cashier in the face... lol i walked out with a whole fucking cart of paint... that shit works cuz homeless people sometimes enjoy prison because of the three square meals and usually they don't mind the sodomy

that is fuckin jokes

[Sovran]

Walked into Menard's with crutches and a leg cast to keep my leg straight so it wouldn't look unnatural when I took an extendable roller handle and shoved it down the pant leg and hobbled out of the store.

:D

[shots1crookn]

Havnt seen one thing that stands to our heist broke into big name hardware store got 483 cans every can off the shelf worth taking

[~Az]

i just grab them and walk right out. Never hassled once.

[~Az]

Even got a respirator and day-glo vest.

[rebz]

i went to some grff shop and they left there cage open for tips and they had some ill ass grog squeezer in there foo took forever to help me out so i rack that grog and some ironlak shit some tips i was gonna hop over the glass but i think i woulda broke it climbing over it

[Strange Journeys]

dope!!!!

[rebz]

still dont have any ink for it though :(

[Strange Journeys]

damn i hate when that happens :(

[snazer]

CAught stealing 400$ of cans at canadian tire

[spher]

i gave a hobo money too buy me cans when i waz yonger and he just ran away with 50 euro

[2mor]

^ahahahaha

[chapnoon]

iwalked into micheals, rakt 15 cans in my bakpak sweatr an pants, was on my way out the door wen the fatbitch retail clerk stopt me, askt me wat ithawt iwas doing, grabd my arm an askt me how iwas going to pay fer it..

ilookt her straight in the eyes an said il eat yur pussy and stink eye fer one minute fer everycan istole..

iended up leavin micheals wit 50 cans an the dum clerks til ahahahaha iput her to sleep then rakt evrythn includin the tapes an havnt been on that side of town since.!

what language is this

[LoneKid]

I put a small back pack under my hoodie and stretched my hoodie forward with my hands in my pockets and put like 15 cans in and right when I get to the door a can tips in the bag and rattles and a guy at the door looks at me and I just walk out when he just nods.....I dont know....but he was black... uh..

[LoneKid]

I just racked and even steal from a guys open garage :PPPP

[criscros18]

^^ Respect bro. thats insane

[Fang]

Racked it lol

[twisties]

hoodie has a hole in the actual hood part to hide stuff in it..hahaha

[Phillip McDougall]

I once bought a can of spray paint from home depot.
They didn't card me.

[unknown87]

want to graff a giant dick down a tunnel where i live its around 2 miles long but think i made need abit more pint and graff artists lol

[daffy]

I paid stupid high shipping charges

[Kayone707]

^ hahaha classic!

[spiltink]

paid 1£ to friend dad so hed get me a pound can

itd empty now i threw it in a bush

[Skadeem]

I put a small back pack under my hoodie and stretched my hoodie forward with my hands in my pockets and put like 15 cans in and right when I get to the door a can tips in the bag and rattles and a guy at the door looks at me and I just walk out when he just nods.....I dont know....but he was black... uh..

And here we have a 12 year old with shitty racking skills and most likely shittier skills at putting his goods to use

and my story
I pulled a gun on a hardware store clerk and cleared out every graff related supply I could find. I even stole a ladder for hittin dem billboard spots. I had to outrun the pigs in my car but its sweet now I'm set for like a month on paint and even longer on mops and inks.

I'm a badass like that

[toopski]

lmao best thing going to a place with caged paint and taking it from the other side of the shelf hahahahaha pro as fuck

[kickdicks]

racked, and stole from open garages.
and this one crazy fucking time i got a job.

[B-36]

Sucked a dudes dick for a "french tickler" (a streaker)

[master of seductions]

b36 shut up

[R3bel1995]

I know. Either a. You're a chick. B. You're gay. Or c. Youre a guy but, out of desperation, sucked a guy, still making you gay...

[R3bel1995]

I know. Either a. You're a chick. B. You're gay. Or c. Youre a guy but, out of desperation, sucked a guy, still making you gay...