View Full Version : Pick Up Lines
**MATEO**
08-13-2006, 12:12 PM
Here is where you post your favorite pick up lines, funny ones, ones that you've tried and got shut down with, or have used successfully.
Here's a few to start off.
-Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
-Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
-Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
-Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
-Do you want to see something swell?
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
-Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Proper
08-13-2006, 09:27 PM
You wanna go out on a date? Get some chicken. Maybe some sex. You know, see what happens.
war terror
08-13-2006, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by Proper@Aug 13 2006, 09:27 PM
You wanna go out on a date? Get some chicken. Maybe some sex. You know, see what happens.
HAHAHA! :lol: :P :D :lol: :D :P :D :lol:
are you real cuz i cant believe my eyes
meh
TheBNecrius
08-13-2006, 09:45 PM
if i said u had a nice body would you hold it against me?
>PhAzE<
08-13-2006, 09:46 PM
"Get in the car bitch..."
Warning: Use with caution...
AoAssis
08-13-2006, 09:46 PM
My penis is 7 inches long....folded in half.
>PhAzE<
08-13-2006, 09:47 PM
Ahahaha...^^^
clockworkfuse
08-13-2006, 09:47 PM
hey wanna buck?
http://www.studiolo.org/WPS/PR/images/WPSPR-DB_Shedding%20Buck.jpg
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
Nyc Sno
08-13-2006, 09:53 PM
Nice shoes............wannna fuck?
best pick up line ever
sibil juggalo
08-13-2006, 09:54 PM
how about i order you a drink and my dick?
your so beautiful from your neck to the floor..
im sexy ..i paint graffiti..how about i do your name or something..
(bitches love their name in graffiti)
eh i tried maybe more later
STONES ONES
08-13-2006, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by Nyc Sno@Aug 13 2006, 09:53 PM
Nice shoes............wannna fuck?
best pick up line ever
what is that from? i swear ive heard it befor
do u smell that? girl: what? it must be u! girl: omg wtf! cuz ur the shit
are u retarded? becuase i can tell that ur very special
ShIfTeD
08-13-2006, 10:06 PM
ShIfTeD- hey is that a mirror in your pocket?
slut- no why?
ShIfTeD- because i can see myself in your pants
AbEc187
08-13-2006, 10:08 PM
hello mam would u be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments-atmosphere tryin to find a balance
hello my names is ben dover (bend over)
i dont know im tired
Slushi
08-13-2006, 10:21 PM
I love you. Marry me.
Cazo1
08-13-2006, 10:29 PM
I just shit my pants, can i get in yours?
If you were my sister incest would be cool!
Roses are red violets are blue, i have warts and so will you
I lost my phone number can i have yours
If you were a booger id pick you first
:lol:
ShIfTeD
08-13-2006, 10:34 PM
i also use ludacrisis line off of this one song
it gets to them ;)
Proper
08-13-2006, 10:35 PM
Hey what's up.
Originally posted by AbEc187@Aug 13 2006, 10:08 PM
hello mam would u be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments-atmosphere tryin to find a balance
die u maggot
kiss me on the lips or ill punch you in the face
Proper
08-13-2006, 10:37 PM
Walks to girl...
Gives girl a letter...
Do you like me? Yes, No, or Maybe?
Krash
08-13-2006, 10:40 PM
hey you look pretty.wanna move your shit in an fuck up my life? girl:sure!
bring em a drink an say:drink this,i'll look cuter
minesweep
08-13-2006, 10:45 PM
Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
Hey baby, what do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?
Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
http://linesthataregood.com/
-ambient-
08-13-2006, 10:56 PM
Corny is always better:
Is it alright that I forgot my library card? Because I want to check you out.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "FINE" written all over you.
My magic watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast...
shitquake
08-13-2006, 11:01 PM
the corny shit always works man:
do your legs hurt?
cause youve been runnin through my mind all day
MUSASHI
08-13-2006, 11:11 PM
wanna eat at my place?
sure what you got?
cornflakes.
worked everytime like a charm...requires a special look though,one that says well eat later like in the morning...
EMoney
08-13-2006, 11:22 PM
ma line...
"you succen?"
.. works every time
Proper
08-13-2006, 11:22 PM
it should of been, " whatever you gonna make "
clockworkfuse
08-13-2006, 11:26 PM
hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahh...
why is that so funny to me? who cares.. nicely done
Detoxication
08-13-2006, 11:28 PM
is taht a roll of quarters in ur pocket or are u just happy to see me ^_^
Frantastic
08-13-2006, 11:30 PM
^are you a female?^ gay? ???? ?_?
Nyc Sno
08-13-2006, 11:43 PM
Line Attempts Successes
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
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1
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
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2
Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
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1
Do you take it up the ass?
17
2
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
1
0
Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
1
0
Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
0
0
Fancy a fuck?
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2
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
0
0
Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
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2
Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
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2
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
0
0
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
0
0
Goup to a girl at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck(wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?²
0
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Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
0
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Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
0
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Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
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23
Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
0
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Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!
0
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Hey baby, I want to lick your thighs.
0
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Hey baby, let's go make some babies.
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2
Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
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Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
0
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Hey baby, whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?
0
0
Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.
0
0
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
10
1
Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?
0
0
Hi, I'm a tawdry slut looking for a good time.
0
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Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.
0
0
Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?
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12
Hi,wanna fuck? Her: No! Mind lying down while I have one?
10
1
I am a magical being, take off your bra.
0
0
I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
0
0
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
10
3
I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
0
0
I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!
0
0
I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
120
100
I want to thank you for [insert any event here], grab your ankles bitch!
0
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I'd like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up and down.
0
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I'd love to swap bodily fluids with you.
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I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
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If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
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Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
Not enough
Enough
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
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My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."
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My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.
0
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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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1
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
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Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
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0
NOW, BITCH!
0
0
Oh, you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow?
0
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Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
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Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
0
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Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
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Take off that dress and fuck my brains out, you cave newt.
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1
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
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The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
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Wanna fuck like bunnies?
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We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck.
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What can I do to make you sleep with me?
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What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
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Your face or MINE!?
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Your place or mine?
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I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day lon g!
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Whadda you say we go get liquored up and rape each other?
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1
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
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Chick do now.
804,147(or so one guy claims)
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I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...
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Nice legs, lets eat out.
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Hey! Wanna play war? (replies)WHAT? (you)Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!
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If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."
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Hi my name is(your name), did I mention I have a penis.
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My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
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Show me your pussy!
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Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody's cumming.
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If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?
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If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inchs.
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I know where ther is a good party, they've got liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
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Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
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Hey good lookin', whatcha got cookin'? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!
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I'd rip out both my eyes just so you have more holes to screw me in
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Dah, wanna see my dink?
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(silently mouth) I want a fig newton.
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Do you have a beard on your pussy/asshole? (No.) Want one?
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Your chest looks a little sore. Would you like me to numb it?
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Do you wanna lick my tongue?
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Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
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Do you like apples? (Yes.) How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?
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Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it's a gem.
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Person #1: hey, you wanna do a 68? Person #2: What? Person #1: You go down, and I'll owe you one.
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Mean people suck, nice people swallow. I'm nice.
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Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of thepenis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?
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Tell me how my cum tastes.
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First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
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I've got a great big cock!
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You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go fuck!
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Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
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Do you cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
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May i pleasure you with my tongue?
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Wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge?
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I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy.
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(walk up to the bar and sit down in the seat next to them. While looking at them, order a drink and drink it down) Well, we can't fuck here!
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Fuck me, I'm beautiful enough to be with you all night.
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So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?
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Hi I'm (your name) I swallow
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I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
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Mines bigger than his want proof?
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I got a 14 inch cock, why don't you come home with me and I'll let you ride it.
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You are rubber, I'm glue, what ever you say, I bet I will fuck you.
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Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory.
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I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it.
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Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!
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Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?
yikes
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Happy hour's over but it's still going strong at my place.
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Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
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Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
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Would you fuck a complete stranger? (No) Then Hi, my name is...
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Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
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Hi. Last night, a little leprechaun came up to me and told me that if you don't have sex with me tonight, your(or my) dick is going to fall off. We don't want that now do we?
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I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first participant?
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If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No.) Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks.
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Let's go fuck in a brand new limo.
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Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
Nyc Sno
08-13-2006, 11:44 PM
Would you fuck me id fuck me oh id fuck me real hard
xEdxOncelrx
08-13-2006, 11:46 PM
i wanna take you home and eat some dinner off that end table ass girl, damn!
Proper
08-14-2006, 12:08 AM
Lemme take you to funkytown.
Scarism416
08-14-2006, 12:19 AM
Hye baby, my dick is two inches..................... off the ground!
clockworkfuse
08-14-2006, 12:20 AM
yah when you're lying on your stomache
Proper
08-14-2006, 12:39 AM
http://www.3rdedition.org/images/guffaw/guffaw88.gif
http://static.flickr.com/28/66413798_853bfacf07.jpg
tycoonin
08-14-2006, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by >PhAzE<@Aug 13 2006, 09:46 PM
"Get in the car bitch..."
Warning: Use with caution...
hahah yea that one works everytyme for me
svker
08-14-2006, 01:34 AM
Originally posted by tycoonin+Aug 14 2006, 01:15 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tycoonin @ Aug 14 2006, 01:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin->PhAzE<@Aug 13 2006, 09:46 PM
"Get in the car bitch..."
Warning: Use with caution...
hahah yea that one works everytyme for me [/b][/quote]
Make sure to grab her hair and sling her towards car.
While you are speaking, works like the dumb blonde
with two black eyes :D
Clear Fruit Nectar
08-14-2006, 05:07 AM
Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
hahhahahahaah golld
Paint Magic
08-14-2006, 06:54 AM
like bacon? (yea) wanna strip?
vampr??
08-14-2006, 07:32 AM
if i had a rose for everytime i thought of u id be walkin thru a garden forever
RKT47
08-14-2006, 07:43 AM
nice legs, what time do they open?
**MATEO**
08-14-2006, 08:57 AM
I'm glad you guys like my thread.
:)
clockworkfuse
08-14-2006, 08:59 AM
hey, i like your thread, wanan fuck?
**MATEO**
08-14-2006, 09:02 AM
If your extremely good with the ladies.
this should work:
*Clears Throat*... "Let's go."
FaultO
08-14-2006, 09:24 AM
i don't have pick up lines....my peen does all the talking.
morningglory
08-14-2006, 09:31 AM
bah just make em pick upa few lines...
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!
Xx!@#ZIG#@!xX
08-14-2006, 09:49 AM
are u wering space pants bec ryour ass is out of this world
@!Ck$
08-14-2006, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by ShIfTeD@Aug 13 2006, 10:34 PM
i also use ludacrisis line off of this one song
it gets to them ;)
anotha 1 from luda:
u look so good wrapped up in them jeans.. ud look even better with me in between
AbEc187
08-14-2006, 10:28 AM
Originally posted by NOMX+Aug 13 2006, 10:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NOMX @ Aug 13 2006, 10:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-AbEc187@Aug 13 2006, 10:08 PM
hello mam would u be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments-atmosphere tryin to find a balance
die u maggot [/b][/quote]
hey son it worked 4 ur mom
FaultO
08-14-2006, 10:31 AM
good one <_<
ZOMone
08-14-2006, 10:56 AM
that outfit looks horrible on you.... take it off!
if you had a drink for every time i stared at your tits, we'd be having drunken sex right now
some guy from NCI...
08-14-2006, 12:34 PM
I only have £30... how much will that get me?
Msfyt
08-14-2006, 12:47 PM
dont girls (for boys) have any pick up lines?
clockworkfuse
08-14-2006, 01:19 PM
probly.. where are yours
Proper
08-14-2006, 01:42 PM
im horny^
Clear Fruit Nectar
08-14-2006, 01:49 PM
girls dont need pick up lines
IRL.TMP
08-14-2006, 01:51 PM
How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?
Dropping Bombs On Society
08-14-2006, 01:52 PM
If I were in charge of the alphabet I would put U and I closer together.
or if you want to go for a different approach you can point a gun at her head and say "Bitch imo fuck you!"
How to develop game (http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php?t=1260) by Tucker Max
morningglory
08-14-2006, 02:16 PM
yallll dont knoooow shitttt!
check from the master... hah.
i see youre drinking 1%milk. is that because you think your fat? cause your could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
watch em drop on ya lapppp
@!Ck$
08-14-2006, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by morningglory@Aug 14 2006, 02:16 PM
yallll dont knoooow shitttt!
check from the master... hah.
i see youre drinking 1%milk. is that because you think your fat? cause your could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
watch em drop on ya lapppp
thats from a movie douche.
ill drop them stink nuggets on yo face till u come up with something good urself.
clockworkfuse
08-14-2006, 02:57 PM
TUCKER MAX IS THE MAN... i havnt been on that site in ages.. god
Proper
08-14-2006, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by @!Ck$+Aug 14 2006, 01:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (@!Ck$ @ Aug 14 2006, 01:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-morningglory@Aug 14 2006, 02:16 PM
yallll dont knoooow shitttt!
check from the master... hah.
i see youre drinking 1%milk. is that because you think your fat? cause your could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
watch em drop on ya lapppp
thats from a movie douche.
ill drop them stink nuggets on yo face till u come up with something good urself. [/b][/quote]
Imma go out on limb and say that was the whole purpose of his post.
AoAssis
08-14-2006, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by Msfyt@Aug 14 2006, 12:47 PM
dont girls (for boys) have any pick up lines?
I do dishes.
morningglory
08-14-2006, 03:38 PM
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE *****Z. TRUE PLAYAZ SINCE 1985
FaultO
08-14-2006, 03:40 PM
waster's pickup lines come with subtitles because he steals them from hentai movies.
morningglory
08-14-2006, 03:45 PM
HAHAHHAHHAHA thats sig material right durrr but i dont play that siggy dealio hahaha
on the real i dont use pick up lines.
FaultO
08-14-2006, 03:48 PM
if you did use pick up lines, i'd probably be right.
Guerrilla876
08-14-2006, 04:11 PM
"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."
"Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can't stop. "
"Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it. "
"Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart."
"The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. "
"Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room."
"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."
"What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?" (smile and wink)
"I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast."
"Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"
"I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears. "
"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"
"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."
"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
"What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?"
"You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad."
you say "You look just like my first wife" she says "How many times have you been married?" you say "never".
"If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. "
"you say "I'm sorry, but you owe me a drink" she says "Why?" you say "Because I dropped mine when I looked at you"
"If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit! "
"If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world."
"Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? "
"When God made you, he was showing off."
"If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. "
"My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you. "
"I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you."
"Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store, but your mom wouldn't let you get it, no matter how much you begged?? Well that's how I feel about you."
"It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me! "
"Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change? "
"Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled. "
"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? "
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?"
"Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ass! "
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that "pops" up!"
"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
cheers! :lol:
morningglory
08-14-2006, 04:13 PM
wow ever get a girl though?hahah
-=AgA=-TrAnCe
08-14-2006, 04:14 PM
noones looking quick, INTO THE BATHROOOM!
Guerrilla876
08-14-2006, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by morningglory@Aug 14 2006, 04:13 PM
wow ever get a girl though?hahah
you guys actually use these on girls you want to get? :huh:
& nay. i thought it was for laughs. found it on a site.
Originally posted by Xx!@#ZIG#@!xX@Aug 14 2006, 09:49 AM
are u wering space pants bec ryour ass is out of this world
haha
phlare(with a ph)
08-14-2006, 04:24 PM
Guy: aren't you that girl whos having sex wit that latin(insert your race here) guy?
Girl: no
Guy: want too?
Guy: Excuse me young miss your tag is showing.. it says made in heaven
Girl: oh your tag is showing too, it says made in a motel room
morningglory
08-14-2006, 04:26 PM
hahaha nice diss.
ive always wanted to try pick up lines for kicks. mine is usually wanna marry me?
EGO31
08-14-2006, 07:05 PM
may i root you many many many times?
want an orgasm?
What Happened to the Letters?
08-14-2006, 07:15 PM
you got a dick? {no} perfect
woorks all the time for obese prosittutes...free!
FaultO is such a cutie
08-14-2006, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by FaultO@Aug 14 2006, 03:48 PM
if you did use pick up lines, i'd probably be right.
Your's worked on me.
:)
FaultO
08-14-2006, 07:29 PM
haha
nice picture of us.
blind1
08-14-2006, 10:09 PM
Down for dome?
Stear(Stare)
08-14-2006, 10:41 PM
(hand her your cell phone) Ill call you.
conart
08-14-2006, 10:49 PM
HEY yolanda shake dat ass or ill break my foot off in it HOE
that one always works........
^^^^^ hahahahahhahahahahaha
fukbuff124
08-15-2006, 12:17 AM
me:"oh i c ur a smoker" bitch:"yeah" me:"here ill check you for cancer" bitch:"oh why thank you ur so kind ...lets go fuck"
only if the bitch smokes....
scOpeOne
08-15-2006, 12:55 AM
i lost my teddy bear.. will you sleep with me?
this worked on mateo
To.The.Beat
08-15-2006, 04:36 AM
Originally posted by afek@Aug 13 2006, 10:21 PM
hello my names is ben dover (bend over)
i dont know im tired
Mike hunt
(my cunt)
I'm tired to..
edit: are you scope from aus?^^^^^
ShIfTeD
08-15-2006, 04:37 AM
hey is that a hole in your ass?
bam! ass rapeing
conart
08-15-2006, 05:06 AM
fuck me till you cry
my friend used this one and it worked so i suggest u use it to
SoDamnFresh
08-15-2006, 05:18 AM
Dude-'what speaks french, has 2 thumbs and likes blowjobs?'
girl-'what?'
Dude- 'moi' (he says pointing at himself with both thumbs)
SoDamnFresh
08-15-2006, 05:21 AM
Dude- 'girl, you must be tired! coz you've been runnin thru my head all day!'
straight from the fresh prince himself... he he he
morningglory
08-15-2006, 06:54 AM
haha lol! ilove how corny these shits are.
SpLiTbomber
08-15-2006, 03:01 PM
who da fuck listens to dat phan?!??!?!??!!
ok heres the line...
[ smooth talk ]
hey baby, i wonder, is ur father a thief?
cuz he must have stolen the sky and put it in ur eyes
[ chinese accent ]
yo fadda [wink]
i one da
daz he steal tangz, take sky frum ya eyeball put it in yow belly
[ get bitch slapped ]
OveRDoSeD
08-15-2006, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by SpLiTbomber@Aug 15 2006, 03:01 PM
who da fuck listens to dat phan?!??!?!??!!
ok heres the line...
[ smooth talk ]
hey baby, i wonder, is ur father a thief?
cuz he must have stolen the sky and put it in ur eyes
[ chinese accent ]
yo fadda [wink]
i one da
daz he steal tangz, take sky frum ya eyeball put it in yow belly
[ get bitch slapped ]
YOUR SO STUPID!!!
it goes like this
DUDE: Your dad must've been a thief, because he stole all the stars in the sky and put em in your eyes.
OveRDoSeD
08-15-2006, 06:01 PM
"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
^^^ woooooord! shits mad funny son!!
**MATEO**
08-15-2006, 08:31 PM
"You ever kiss a bunny between the ears?"
( pulls out pockets )
"You want to?"
AoAssis
08-15-2006, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by SpLiTbomber@Aug 15 2006, 03:01 PM
who da fuck listens to dat phan?!??!?!??!!
ok heres the line...
[ smooth talk ]
hey baby, i wonder, is ur father a thief?
cuz he must have stolen the sky and put it in ur eyes
[ chinese accent ]
yo fadda [wink]
i one da
daz he steal tangz, take sky frum ya eyeball put it in yow belly
[ get bitch slapped ]
Good job stealing that from that azn comedian.
Code_sucht
08-15-2006, 10:52 PM
I am terribly sorry to bother you, but you are the most beautiful girl here and I wanted to say hi and introduce myself.
**MATEO**
08-16-2006, 10:45 AM
Originally posted by Code_sucht@Aug 15 2006, 10:52 PM
I am terribly sorry to bother you, but you are the most beautiful girl here and I wanted to say hi and introduce myself.
This is a horrible pick up line.
underground_culture
08-16-2006, 10:56 AM
heres mine
I will give you 100 dollars for a half hour of oral sex.
oh yeah nice eyes
you have to really know what you're doing with this one, not advised for the younger kids who dunno what theyre doing
pimp whisper, read the sig nigs
**MATEO**
08-16-2006, 01:09 PM
Haha, word up Avos.
_Dust_
08-16-2006, 01:16 PM
*AHEM* best pickup line ever,
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way
Msfyt
08-17-2006, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by AoAssis+Aug 14 2006, 03:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (AoAssis @ Aug 14 2006, 03:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Msfyt@Aug 14 2006, 12:47 PM
dont girls (for boys) have any pick up lines?
I do dishes. [/b][/quote]
Hahahaaaaa...so true!!
obseen
08-17-2006, 07:56 PM
excuse me do you have a plaster
because i hurt my knee when i fell for you, haha
civicman
08-18-2006, 07:28 AM
i love you , i love you...sit on my face
or... hi, i'm a bird watcher i'm looking for the big breasted bed thrasher, have tou seen one?
there r many more...just watch austin powers...or no. i'm sure there's something on google
**MATEO**
09-02-2006, 02:22 PM
The best one is.
"hey I'm friends with Mateo"
*gives you head immediatley following that sentence.*
I_Love_SATAN_and_hate_you
09-02-2006, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by civicman@Aug 18 2006, 07:28 AM
hi, i'm a bird watcher i'm looking for the big breasted bed thrasher, have tou seen one?
you mean ruby throated cock sucker?
morningglory
09-02-2006, 03:25 PM
haha
I love you.. I want to do things for you... I like you... I feel for you... I want to... I want to feed you... I want to buy food for you.... I want to fuck you.
(sopmethign along those lines... gesus outta know what movie haha)
I_Love_SATAN_and_hate_you
09-02-2006, 03:31 PM
isnt that in KIDS?
or am i dumb?
zink-dt..
09-02-2006, 04:13 PM
are you tired...? girl:no why? because you been runnning on my mind all day
stewa_sk8
09-02-2006, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by Nyc Sno@Aug 13 2006, 09:53 PM
Nice shoes............wannna fuck?
best pick up line ever
crazy one ... :P
**MATEO**
09-02-2006, 07:03 PM
(Here's a spin off of Zink's line)
Mateo: Are you tired?
Girl: Not really why?
Mateo: It must have been a long walk from Hell you ugly fuck!
*Throws woman to the ground, then proceeds to urinate on her*
civicman
09-02-2006, 08:45 PM
you'll do or
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
DISKO NEVER DIESSS
09-03-2006, 04:24 AM
this whole thread is the epitome of 12 year olds
morningglory
09-03-2006, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by I_Love_SATAN_and_hate_you@Sep 2 2006, 03:31 PM
isnt that in KIDS?
or am i dumb?
we have a winner
DephOne
09-03-2006, 10:27 AM
i just pull out my penis, and yell "free breathalizer tests".
clone20
09-03-2006, 11:20 AM
hey wa-sup baby, I'm like milk i can do your body good.
;)
sketch3
09-03-2006, 03:25 PM
im half irsh soo i ask if they have any irish blood in them,if they say noo i say well would u like 2,if they say yess i say would u like summ more
lol im soo nasty
PureSole
09-03-2006, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by sketch3@Sep 3 2006, 03:25 PM
im half irsh soo i ask if they have any irish blood in them,if they say noo i say well would u like 2,if they say yess i say would u like summ more
lol im soo nasty
your a virgin arent you?
i wanna try this:
you want a magnum in you? now it could mean a condom, a marker or a gun
or all 3
hm put a marker in a condom, shove it up a pussy, shoot the marker.... :) it would look awesome
freeskier1292
09-03-2006, 06:35 PM
Do you want to put some lipstick on?
Cuz i want you to be pretty when you get FUCKED!
I lost my puppy.......
I think it ran into this cheap hotel room
I have a 6 inch tongue and i can breather out of my ears...
D'$iduurr..
09-03-2006, 06:38 PM
Lemme Beat Those!
allday
civicman
09-04-2006, 11:01 PM
Originally posted by I_Love_SATAN_and_hate_you+Sep 2 2006, 02:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (I_Love_SATAN_and_hate_you @ Sep 2 2006, 02:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-civicman@Aug 18 2006, 07:28 AM
hi, i'm a bird watcher i'm looking for the big breasted bed thrasher, have tou seen one?
you mean ruby throated cock sucker? [/b][/quote]
no i ment the bare brested muff diver ;)
explosivo_420
09-25-2006, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by morningglory@Sep 2 2006, 03:25 PM
haha
I love you.. I want to do things for you... I like you... I feel for you... I want to... I want to feed you... I want to buy food for you.... I want to fuck you.
(sopmethign along those lines... gesus outta know what movie haha)
"I would never hurt you, it would be amazing, you wouldnt believe it"
and believe it or not, ive used that line on some girl the same way and its worked.
Smithy
09-26-2006, 05:49 AM
i choose not to believe it lol.
Ares_23us
09-26-2006, 08:09 AM
grt in the car bitch
FaultO
09-26-2006, 10:36 AM
hot lunches are served at my place.
>SM!7K<
09-26-2006, 11:35 AM
wanna dance?
TalibKweli
09-26-2006, 11:45 AM
me: hello, i saw you sitting by yourself, need some company?
she: sure why not, what's your name
me: my name is whoa
she: im Karen, please to meet you
me: well Karen, meat to please you
Socrates
09-26-2006, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by **MATEO**@Sep 2 2006, 07:03 PM
(Here's a spin off of Zink's line)
Mateo: Are you tired?
Girl: Not really why?
Mateo: It must have been a long walk from Hell you ugly fuck!
*Throws woman to the ground, then proceeds to urinate on her*
this made me laugh
its just stupid
TalibKweli
09-26-2006, 11:50 AM
:lol: Mateo is funny
he lives in New Hampshire
>SM!7K<
09-26-2006, 01:19 PM
To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well: "Hey, wanna hook up sometime?"
---
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
not enough
0
Pardon me, have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere?
---
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Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
---
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Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
10
10
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
---
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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
---
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Hi... would you fuck me? I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me real hard!!
---
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Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
---
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There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
---
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
---
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When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
---
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Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"
---
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They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
---
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Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?
---
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Which one of the Spice girls are you?
54
2
Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.
1
0
Weren't you at the tractor pull last night? I remember your tits.
---
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Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
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(Used while you and a male friend wear a bib. Walk up and stare at breasts) Mama!
---
0
This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
Instead, they had to hear that.
0
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
---
0
Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.
---
0
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
---
0
Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
---
0
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
---
0
Can I take you to the Bone-yard?
---
0
I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!
---
0
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
---
0
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
---
0
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
---
0
Damn, have you been eating beans and rice lately?
---
0
I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
---
0
I just shit into my pants. Can I get into yours?
4
-3
Do you like magic? (Yes or No) I want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand.
---
0
For what sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc...
15
5
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.
---
0
Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue.
---
0
Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.
---
0
I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.
4
2!!!
Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.
Get it? Rushing and Roaming?
Haa haa
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
?
2
So you wanna get laid? Then crawl up a chicken's butt and wait.
---
0
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
---
0
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
---
0
Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.
---
0
Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show!
---
0
You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu.
---
0
Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
---
0
Good day for weather.
---
0
You know what you and corn have in common? (No) Absolutely nothing! (laugh hysterically at yourself.)
---
0
I wet my pants... can I get in yours?
---
0
Got two nipples for a dime?
---
0
Are you Natasha, my contact?
---
0
You must be this beautiful (make hand gesture for small height) to ride the me.
---
0
You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
15
12 (I believe this guy)
If you were a dwarf, you'd probably say I got a big dick.
---
0
You know, when you and I get old and your son/daughter comes up to me and says "Daddy, how did you meet mommy?" I'm gonna have to tell him/her how quiet you were, or how difficult you were being."
---
0
OK, it's not very big and I'm not very good, but I've got the cutest little way of getting on and off.
---
0
Drive around like a car and make screeching sounds and say "Uh, sorry, my uh, breaks aren't working well. Where are you headed?"
---
0
Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?
---
0
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
---
0
Um, you have really beautiful.....uh....eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is... You have a nice forehead. (Messing Up) Do you believe in when I walk by..... (To yourself) Oh Man, shit, STUPID STUPID STUPID!
---
0
If I stuck my cock in Ajax for an hour,would you suck it? NO!! Dirty cock sucker!
---
0
Ever tried to poop into a toilet when there's someone sitting there with you? (nudge with elbow)
---
0
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
---
0
You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!
---
0
Excuse me. Do you put on a foundation before you put on a powder? (Yeah.) Can I have your phone number?
---
0
I think you and I should dipthong.
---
0
I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.
---
0
Hi, I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement...
---
0
Put a pen and a $20 in your pocket. Approach the target and take out the twenty and the pen. Rip the $20 in half and write your number on one half. Give the target the other half, then say call me tonight so we can figure out how to send that money, and walk away.
---
0
Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us.
---
0
Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3.
---
0
Can I try a few pick up lines on you? [give some good ones and some lame ones] OK, I have just one more line for you: Can I try a few pick up lines on you?
1
1
(Rub her forehead) Did you know that you've got "threesome" written on your forehead?
---
0
My name is Justin. Justincredible.
---
0
Hey, there. I've got a question for you. What's the speed limit of sex? (I don't know) 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!
---
0
Excuse me, but would you like to hold the priesthood?
---
0
If you were my sister/brother, incest would be cool.
---
0
Was your father a 'meat burgler'? It looks like somebody took fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress!
---
PeacE
i may not be fred flintstone but i can make your bedrock
Slaze
09-26-2006, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by AbEc187@Aug 13 2006, 10:08 PM
hello mam would u be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments-atmosphere tryin to find a balance
AMAZING SONG
SAH!.EMO.¥óDüH`****:=][=^_^
09-27-2006, 03:32 AM
Do it the old fashioned way write her a letter and put a flavored condom in it
Ps.Only works on fat chikz
HAHAHHHAHA DOODLE
Loz emlintio
09-27-2006, 09:52 AM
Hey, are you an angel?
Cus i've got an errection
:blink:
**MATEO**
09-27-2006, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by TalibKweli@Sep 26 2006, 11:50 AM
:lol: Mateo is funny
he lives in New Hampshire
We are funny in New Hampshire.
Adam Sandler is from here.
why_did_i_get_banned?
09-27-2006, 02:28 PM
Well.... I be from Hampshire.
explosivo_420
09-28-2006, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by **MATEO**+Sep 27 2006, 02:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (**MATEO** @ Sep 27 2006, 02:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TalibKweli@Sep 26 2006, 11:50 AM
:lol: Mateo is funny
he lives in New Hampshire
We are funny in New Hampshire.
Adam Sandler is from here. [/b][/quote]
you sound like borak the kazkasalizoan guy
choke<3
10-06-2006, 02:59 PM
haha pick up lines don't work...they usually get laughed at later when we are with are friends. Sometimes if you are real cute about it though, you'll get something.
alright this one is my killer right here,qaruantees the bitches...girl, i'd like to take a bite outta your butt. :D be cocky
R.I.P.kost
10-19-2006, 10:39 PM
"if I WERE A SQUIRREL AND YOU WERE A SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!
WOULD YOU LET ME BUST A NUT IN YURR HOLE? :huh: B)
ANOTHER ONE I DO IT ALL THE TIME EVEN WHEN MY GIRL IS AROUND
IM LIKE, TO BITCHES...... THAT SHIRT, HAT JACKET, SKIRT, ETC.
WHAT EVER YOU WANT, LOOKS VERY BECOMING ON YOU!
BUT THATS USUALLY ALL I say............ there all blushing and shit
but i never finish it off, the rest of the part is if i were on you i'd probably be cuming too!
its beter when you dont say the end part
cause they dont get it
but they think its a complement. B)
sugarbomb
10-26-2006, 09:42 AM
you're pretty like my mom, can i wear you as hat?
**MATEO**
10-26-2006, 07:48 PM
"Hey I'm Mateo"
*Gaurenteed to give you atleast hand job.
sugarbomb
10-26-2006, 08:00 PM
^^^ thats a good one, but i still think i got you all beat.
TOOK one
10-27-2006, 09:20 PM
sorry i spilled my bud on ur boots..
FEN the HEN
10-27-2006, 09:23 PM
fuck me whore
scr3w
10-27-2006, 11:55 PM
-nice legs, what time do they open?
-do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?
-nice rack, can i hang my jacket on it?
-why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll discuss whatever...pops up.
sugarbomb
11-02-2006, 04:48 PM
cant have fun without u in the middle ;)
TalibKweli
11-02-2006, 04:51 PM
:lol: some classics here
but i doubt anyone would use these in an actual situation, unless you like getting slapped
Msfyt
11-02-2006, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by >SM!7K<@Sep 26 2006, 01:19 PM
---
They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.Â*
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0
Got two nipples for a dime?Â*
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these are actually good
theyd make me smile which is good start for a pick up line
cause most make girls want to hit guys over the head!!
i dont no if this was said but here it goes
i gottta go to the bath room but the doctor said i cant lift anything heavy wanna help me
"Are you legs tired?" The girl- No why? "beacuse you've been runnig through my mind all night"
i like hat one it makes dem ladies laugh:-)
guy - did it hurt?
girl - did what hurt?
guy - when you fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down?
or
"nice shoes...wanna fuck?"
stewa_sk8
11-09-2006, 11:34 AM
Originally posted by Nyc Sno@Aug 13 2006, 09:53 PM
Nice shoes............wannna fuck?
best pick up line ever
right ...
>I heard some same shit here in my town ( on Serbian afcourse ) ... :
nice hair , wanna fuck ? :lol:
TalibKweli
11-09-2006, 11:47 AM
how old are you, doesnt matter get in my truck
that's just NOT right
do they still censor if i swear?
fuck fuck fuck
did it work?
_Dust_
11-10-2006, 10:25 AM
i loke that whole check u did^^^^^ :D
explosivo_420
11-10-2006, 10:56 AM
if you were a song i would always press play and i'd never press stop
-GEKS-
11-10-2006, 10:03 PM
sry, but that one was just lame...
maLLe
11-11-2006, 01:10 AM
you have 254 bones in your body, want another one?
Flash_One
11-11-2006, 01:48 AM
Originally posted by **MATEO**@Sep 2 2006, 07:03 PM
(Here's a spin off of Zink's line)
Mateo: Are you tired?
Girl: Not really why?
Mateo: It must have been a long walk from Hell you ugly fuck!
*Throws woman to the ground, then proceeds to urinate on her*
:lol: :lol: :lol:
ion-i
11-11-2006, 02:15 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/PlayBoarder/mooz.jpg
best one right here
jinx671
11-11-2006, 07:31 AM
lemme hit that..lol
TalibKweli
11-11-2006, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by ion-i@Nov 11 2006, 03:15 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/PlayBoarder/mooz.jpg
:lol: :lol: :lol:
The Ant
11-11-2006, 01:07 PM
excuse me. i work for homedepo. i coulnd thelp to notice that i see you have a crack. would you like me to take my calk. and seal it up with white goo?
lol
TalibKweli
11-11-2006, 01:57 PM
that was just pure funny
wiggahata
11-12-2006, 11:47 AM
wuzzup babi?! ru da tipe dat likez me pizzing in your azzhole? game set match. whoz ya wigga.
KoOl-AiD
11-12-2006, 12:05 PM
well i guess that wuz kinda funny.... i give it 2 emoticons and a half outta 5
TalibKweli
11-12-2006, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by wiggahata@Nov 12 2006, 12:47 PM
wuzzup babi?! ru da tipe dat likez me pizzing in your azzhole? game set match. whoz ya wigga.
the fuck did you just say <_<
gotmiak
11-12-2006, 08:34 PM
Hey baby are you a vampire? BEcause I want you to suck my dick!
Are you an angel? Because I've got an erection!
Ghostdog221
11-13-2006, 06:56 PM
that shirt is very becoming on you
and if i were on you i'd be cumming too
stewa_sk8
11-14-2006, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by maLLe@Nov 11 2006, 02:10 AM
you have 254 bones in your body, want another one?
Hey baby are you a vampire? BEcause I want you to suck my dick!
:D :D :lol:
Wanna come to my place I will make us steak.
Malicious artist
11-26-2006, 06:15 AM
you must be a parting ticker, cause girl you got fine writen all over you.
or the best way to get a chick to mack you is go to a party and sice nmo0st are so loud be like, wanna go somewhere more quiet, then take her somewwhere queit haha
slick dick willy
12-17-2006, 02:47 PM
your beautiful , also sayin it in spanish to senoritas works,its gotten me laid.
i aint buffin
12-17-2006, 06:44 PM
simply just go up to a random girl and say .. I DO GRAFF ..
then shell defently come pillow fight with u
i aint buffin
12-17-2006, 06:49 PM
sorry girl that my penis is 2 inches ...from the ground
Asshat
12-17-2006, 07:36 PM
say "hey baby" in the butthead voice... works every time
Lets Play the Mommy Daddy Game!
DiStOrTiOn
12-18-2006, 05:36 PM
'scuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloraform to you?
Urban Paintbrush
12-20-2006, 08:22 AM
hey wats yer name.....wanna have sex
its never worked for me but you never know
then theres this one...
I like candy do you like candy
I like candy do you like candy
I like sex you wanna do it
but you gotta say it pretty fast so it catches her off guard so practice up kids
These are ridiculous, haha.
JetBlack
12-20-2006, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by Guerrilla876@Aug 14 2006, 04:11 PM
"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."
Genius.
I gotta try that one.
The rag one is fucking brilliant too.
At the end of the date:
"Hey, wanna go upstairs and maybe get to know each other?"
girl: "Well, I dunno..."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET UPSTAIRS BITCH!"
"Oh....by the way, I like what you did with your hair."
Make 'em feel special.
PanDEMIC
12-20-2006, 04:44 PM
nice shoes. wanna fuck?
(ed gein song)
noam12
12-20-2006, 08:51 PM
i want your eyebrows
always works man trust me
molotow_15
12-20-2006, 08:58 PM
bbe i wouldent bother coming out tonight its a full moon
I lost my key, can I have yours?
Got two nipples for a dime?
Hi, I'm the new Milkman, do you want it in the front or the back?
Do you work for UPS? Cause I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package...
Hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look aorund your chest?
Hi, can you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hoterl room across the street
The word of the day is "legs", lets say we go back to my place and spread the word...
kicklip9634
12-20-2006, 09:30 PM
r u jamaican cuz u ja makin me crazy
Asshat
12-20-2006, 09:32 PM
walk up to a girl and be like "HEY LETS SEE THAT SNATCH" and shell be like ohh your confident here you go
-daniel tosh
EsKoNeR!!
12-20-2006, 09:51 PM
Some snowboarding ones...
Im sponsered, lets do it.
Want to meet me at the flight deck for a beer? Oh i see youv already brought your own jugs.
Your board is so fast, do you have a brazilian wax?
Can i help you widen your stance?
Last one has worked a couple times haha. well at least it gets the convo flowing and her laughing :)
molotow_15
12-20-2006, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by Asshat@Dec 21 2006, 04:32 AM
walk up to a girl and be like "HEY LETS SEE THAT SNATCH" and shell be like ohh your confident here you go
-daniel tosh
damn you asshat yew attempted to eat my brains but yew didnt
get the better of me !
''Mr. Asshat attempted to eat your brains, but was violently repelled by someone with a shotgun''
that was my homie with the gun and now he's after you :rolleyes:
the oldest one ever:
do you wont to come back to my place for a coffee
Asshat
12-20-2006, 10:02 PM
no, that means youre a dickweed and fell for it twice :lol:
molotow_15
12-20-2006, 11:07 PM
B)
CaRrIe_v0n_B3rR1
12-21-2006, 10:28 AM
Get a packet of sugar, like the ones at a restaraunt. One that says SUGAR nice and big.
walk up to a chic and say "excuse me? ...um.. i think you dropped your name tag.." and hand it to her.
if her pants dont fall off right there... then you fucked up.
Proper
12-21-2006, 11:21 AM
Me: Somethings wrong with your thong.
Female: WHAT!
Me: It's not in my mouth!
I love it.
Hi, i have a vi vi wanna stick your pipi in it?
you boys are so simple.. shiiiiit.
Bruce_1nR
12-21-2006, 12:56 PM
This one works for christmas....when see asks for her gift...
nut on her pants and tell her, "I've given you the gift of life"
oh word!
**MATEO**
01-18-2007, 07:35 PM
"I would like to re-populate with you."
ShIfTeD
01-18-2007, 07:42 PM
i posted below mateo in bombingscience, will you have intercoarse with me?
Dont cha wish your boyfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your boyfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha
bosny
01-18-2007, 07:46 PM
this one has probably been said at least 10 times.
my love for you is like diarrea, i cant hold it in.
TalibKweli
01-18-2007, 07:49 PM
you must be a parking ticket
cause ya got fine written all over ya
ZING
ptownbomber
01-18-2007, 08:39 PM
can u bend down on ur nees and smile like a donut?
can i touch ur belly button from the inside?
~LOOK~
01-18-2007, 08:43 PM
are you from tennesee?
oh your not?
well i guess my dick'll still fit if you got teeth
shazam!
im high and i just made that one up!
(fuck tennesee i dont even care enoughto spell it right)
northern lights <3
Delude
01-18-2007, 08:59 PM
"How much do polar bears weigh?" (Wait for response...any response will do...then you smoothly stick out your hand and say "well enough to break the ice!"...so suave
Rust.905
01-18-2007, 09:01 PM
sit on my face and i'll eat my way to your heart.
What Happened to the Letters?
01-18-2007, 09:03 PM
"ill give you $10 to give me a blowjob..." (any response works) "how 'bout a rimjob?"
its foolproof :lol:
KoOl-AiD
01-18-2007, 09:08 PM
I'm the KoOl-AiD Man NOW!!!
i dont have any pubes......cause pubes dont grow on steel!!!!!
Ive got a PhD pretty huge dick
TalibKweli
01-18-2007, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by KoOl-AiD@Jan 18 2007, 10:08 PM
Ive got a PhD pretty huge dick
:lol:
DYN O MITE
Mekr4
01-18-2007, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by What Happened to the Letters?@Jan 18 2007, 10:03 PM
"ill give you $10 to give me a blowjob..." (any response works) "how 'bout a rimjob?"
its foolproof :lol:
hahaha hilarious.
tasty
01-18-2007, 10:11 PM
If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between the holidays?
**MATEO**
01-18-2007, 10:15 PM
I'm an animal lover, can I see your pussy?
ptownbomber
01-18-2007, 10:16 PM
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I like every bone in your body especially mine.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
sickone
01-19-2007, 12:05 AM
when shes dressed up in black you say ''who died up there, that even angels are wearing black'' .........i have never tried it ...go try it yourself.
YUMI27
01-19-2007, 03:00 AM
Originally posted by ptownbomber@Jan 18 2007, 11:16 PM
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Slomoe
01-19-2007, 06:47 AM
i'm a pirate, and i've come for your booty. B)
Here let me clear off a place for you to sit. *wipe face*
One time I told Aries Spears he had a greasy neck (this actually worked once)
paris_brew
01-19-2007, 12:30 PM
Do you know what would look good on you?
Me!
hey baby Essa, Yeah PapI .. Wanna go to the Bar , sure PapI aiight says papi, Go to dah bar say give7 fo da lady she says sure pappi. papisays lets go o my room. she syas sure papi. we go in papis room. papi asks; do you want to sleep? she says no. i say lets make 10 babys today. she say sure papi.:)
Mute1
01-19-2007, 12:47 PM
hey baby, wanna start a new species?
sketch3
01-19-2007, 01:42 PM
i just take pogo into a room full of bitches and he getts me maaaaad vagina
TalibKweli
01-19-2007, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by sketch3@Jan 19 2007, 02:42 PM
i just take pogo into a room full of bitches and he getts me maaaaad vagina
:lol:
snap!
pogo is a bitch magnet
Stinky
01-19-2007, 02:01 PM
Didn't feel like lookin for this if it already was said but..."If your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is christmas can I visit you in between the holidays. I only got shot down everytime.
sketch3
01-19-2007, 02:03 PM
they be stickin to him hrder than two pages in a 14 year olds porno mag
TalibKweli
01-19-2007, 02:34 PM
-hey babe, noticed you were checking me out, so how about i whip my dick out, stick it into your eye and you can see me coming again
-nice sweater, it compliments your eyes, wanna fuck?
-this elevator is goin up, but baby i can go down
-my name is whoa, remember it, you'll be screaming it later
-Do you work for UPS ? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package
-Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
-Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus
-If I flip a coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head
-Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
-Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip
-You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you
-You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong
-Hi! My name is Haywood Jablomee
-I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you
-Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours
Slushi
01-19-2007, 02:37 PM
I like your shirt but it would look better on the floor.
What Happened to the Letters?
01-19-2007, 09:49 PM
/\/\i read that one earlier today on a poster, but it actually goes
"i like your shirt, it woudl look nice on the floor"
What Happened to the Letters?
01-19-2007, 09:51 PM
*stare straight in the eye*
"Pez?"
*look down and have pez container in your hand*
who the fuck woudl say no to that
TricksForKids
01-19-2007, 09:54 PM
someone allergic to pez's.
G-Fat
01-19-2007, 10:18 PM
is it raining out? or you just wet for me.
than add a perverted ;) ;)
idiot
01-20-2007, 07:48 AM
"damn girl yo body look soft and smooth like peanut butter. Let me put my chocolate in ur peanut butter and ill tear that reeses to pieces"
60% of the time it works everytime
I have the whole dictionary tattooed on my dick
lets go back to my place and ill put some words in your mouth
tha boy in da corner
01-23-2007, 11:26 PM
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?
EsKoNeR!!
01-24-2007, 01:36 AM
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
do you want to meet me for a beer? ohh i see youve already brought juggs of your own.
your snowboard sure is fast, do you have a brazilian wax job?
explosivo_420
01-24-2007, 02:06 AM
as listed in the About me on myspace:
About me:
...........................................::FREE LOST! FREE SHAGGY!::.................
I love this so much I'll do it all day, leavin you speechless is doin it my way..................... .................................................. .................................................. .......................................... All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day put the pieces back together my way...
.........................Like Childs Play.............................................. .......... ....................................I dont apologize I'm sorry but thats just the way ... I am................................................ .................................................. .......................................... Aru?
for instance somewhere i hear it on the radio or i may hear some sort of tune ill be sitting on this spot on your dial with a little talk and alot of music. I know what iam doing andwhy I must do it.. and if you'd like to hear more of the same this is the place
I
AM
ARU...
describes who I am.. duh
Kerf1
01-24-2007, 02:08 PM
OKEY fellaz, best pick up line ever, hy my name is ( name here ) and id love to see you naked
snap_pxc
01-24-2007, 04:58 PM
your snowboard sure is fast, do you have a brazilian wax job?
:lol:
that one esse
01-24-2007, 05:14 PM
"lets get some carry out and get busy"
-dj jazzy jeff
Jroc1993
01-24-2007, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by TheBNecrius@Aug 13 2006, 09:45 PM
if i said u had a nice body would you hold it against me?
haha wow thats fuckin hilarious...im gonna try that some time...haha thats a dumb idea but watever if it works
Hask420
02-05-2007, 08:26 AM
Originally posted by Nyc Sno@Aug 13 2006, 09:53 PM
Nice shoes............wannna fuck?
shit that wha ti was gonna do :angry: :(
EsKoNeR!!
02-06-2007, 03:13 AM
dont rem4ember if i posted therse
do you rent or own?
"huh"?
those wings. cuz your an angel baby
waaaawaaaaa(sound your supposed to make), do you hear that noise?
uhhhh no..."
its the sound of the ambulance comming to take me away, because the sight of you stopped my heart
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