Good Afternoon

[CrustOner]

Stranger: hey
Stranger: http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs164.snc3/19137_257118636006_697416006_4729849_1250989_n.jpg
You: Hallow.
Stranger: what do you think? ;)
You: wow you're fucking sexy<3
Stranger: hahaha thanks! xD
You: WANNA FUCK MY BUTT?
Stranger: yes :D
You: AWESHOME. ASL?
Stranger: 15 f usa
Stranger: you?
You: you're not 15. gtfo.
Stranger: :'(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Seriously.. look at that picture.. haha.

[Mr yarbles]

She's hot.

[newbornsek]

I use to go on the website untill i realize i was wasting my time and getting trolled basiclly every time

[SAID]

yayuh
true story

[Mr yarbles]

That's what happens.

[SAID]

trolls getting trolled..
WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO
fuck im bored

[CrustOner]

That's what I said.

[Loki X Sho]

a friend just showed me chat roulette..its like omegle with cameras. Funny ass shtufff.

[newbornsek]

Thats what she said

[newbornsek]

a friend just showed me chat roulette..its like omegle with cameras. Funny ass shtufff.

Yeah iv heard of that. some guys on 4chan will some how load .gif of some guy hanging him self and it shows up on the screen. The reaction of some of the people is fucking priceless.

[SAID]

hahaha cyberorgy

[Tony]

Yeah iv heard of that. some guys on 4chan will some how load .gif of some guy hanging him self and it shows up on the screen. The reaction of some of the people is fucking priceless.



hahaha, i got that one a little while ago


i asked for an autograph... HANGMAN IS LIKE MY MOST FAVORITE GAME EVAR!!!!

[newbornsek]

Any canadians watch the hockeey game? crosby ftw

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

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Stranger: OH MY GOD IM GEWISH!
Stranger: STOP!!!
Stranger: JEWISH***
You: HEIL OMEGLE!
You have disconnected.

[-Empty-Can-]

Any canadians watch the hockeey game? crosby ftw

BOOO!!!

Ovechkin homie...

[Vagrant]

a friend just showed me chat roulette..its like omegle with cameras.

and penises

[newbornsek]

BOOO!!!

Ovechkin homie...

yeah the neverending argument. I think a canada vs russia final would be epic.

[sodi]

Wats happening bs? I'm listening to some NaS. Good Shit.

[LeaksOne]

i have so much phlem in my chest. its kinda gross. and i was hit with an akward situation today via facebook.......long story short a old friends sexy mom may have started a very naughty convo between myself and her......YES!

[sodi]

copy and paste the convo?

[LeaksOne]

no. its not even a convo yet. she commented on a status. i wouldnt show you pervs anyway


edit: anyone ever troll a friends formspring(a new craze and website where anon people ask questions and the person has to answer)?

[Slushi]

My new sig is dope y/n

[IlikePie]

and penises

I believe the correct word is, "penii".

[Fury]

My homie just caught wind that there's a reward for him, the same day he gets a job.
And the same day I find out all the cameras on BART have no monitors attached.

Today was awesome.

[Baron]

Just walked to the vending machine and ran into 4 other people in the dorm. We all looked around at each other and just started laughing because we were all baked as fuuuuuck.

Alton Brown deserves a 24-hour TV show. Seriously, he makes delicious food while I learn for informative pop ups all through out the show. It's a win/win.

[LeaksOne]

i swear i just saw jesus jacking off on chatroulette.......

[otter]

Sorry leakss

[Mr yarbles]

My new sig is dope y/n

Zelda is the shit.

[inpho_211]

yo bs...wuts happening??
http://www.bartcop.com/cheech-marin-sm.jpg

[Vagrant]

I believe the correct word is, "penii".

Dear Straight Dope:
What exactly is the plural of penis? I would say penises, but it seems too simple and obvious. Is it penis, like deer, or maybe peni, like fungi?
— Sissy, Emerald Isle, NC

If you have more than one, you should be writing to Ripley's and not to the Straight Dope. Heck, Sissy, if you have even one, the first thing you should do is change your name to Buddy.
In this case, your first instinct is a good one. The English-style plural is usually acceptable and often preferred. When you don't know what the Latin plural is and don't have a dictionary handy, you should choose the English-style plural rather than try to guess. (Sometimes even dictionaries will steer you wrong; see below). In your example, penises is a perfectly good plural of penis in English. Many people who deal with penises professionally use the Latin-style plural penes instead. That's fine too, but even among urologists, penises seem to predominate. Seems, rather. "Penises" seems to predominate.
Guessing the plural of a Latin word is one of those things where a little learning is a dangerous thing (but that's still "not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance," to quote Terry Pratchett). Those with entirely too much learning know that Latin nouns are divided into five categories, called declensions. To figure out the plural of a Latin noun without cheating (i.e., looking it up), it is necessary, and often sufficient, to know which of the five declensions it belongs to. (There are a few nouns, like virus, that don't fit neatly into any of the declensions, but more on that later). For example, you mention peni as a possible plural of penis. The -i ending is valid for forming the plural of second-declension Latin nouns ending in -us, but of course that doesn't apply to penis. Part of the problem is that when unaccented, the singular endings -us and -is tend to be pronounced the same in English. Those with a little learning know that penus, if it were a second declension noun like most -us nouns in Latin, would be expected to have the plural form peni. Since penus would be pronounced the same--or almost the same--as penis in English, the temptation is strong to use the incorrect peni as the plural. Peni is an example of what is called pseudo-Latin, something that looks like Latin but isn't. A similar mistake is using porpi as the plural of porpoise, but in that case the singular was long spelled porpus under the mistaken impression that it was a Latin word.
Penis is a third declension noun, not second declension. These nouns often end in -is in the singular and -es in the plural. The English style -ises is sometimes preferred. Hence, we have penises (half of us do, anyway), and mantises and pelvises, but only more rarely do you see penes, mantes, and pelves, though they are not incorrect. In many cases, only the Latin form is acceptable: We have testes (some more than others) and crises and psychoses, but never testises, crisises, or pyschosises.
Another group of third-declension Latin nouns, mostly borrowed from Greek, end in -is in the singular, but the full root is not found in that form. These you either have to learn by heart or look up. For example, the Latin plural of iris is irides, which is acceptable in English, but I prefer irises. I like clitorises, but the Latin form clitorides is also acceptable.
Among second declension -us nouns borrowed into English, the English style plural -uses is often preferred to the Latin -i. Thus isthmuses and crocuses are generally preferred, but isthmi and croci are still acceptable. For many words, the Latin style is preferred, but the English is acceptable, as in fungi (or funguses). Sometimes the Latin style is preferred in technical usage, while the English style is better for the nontechnical. Mathematically speaking, ellipses have foci, while investigations may have focuses.
Of course the English style -uses requires an extra syllable, and you have to judge for yourself whether it's worth it for polysyllabic words. Nuclei rolls off the tongue easier than nucleuses, but both are acceptable. Either the long hippopotami or the longer hippopotamuses is acceptable, but it's easy to see why some people are attracted to hippos. In Greek, the African pachyderm was called a riverine horse: hippopotamos (plural hippopotamoi) or hippos potamios (plural hippoi potamioi). Since only the Latinized form in -us is found in English, neither of these Greek plurals is needed. The shortened form hippo is found only in English and can only take the plural hippos. You may sometimes see hippoi used in English as the plural of hippo. Hippoi is properly the Greek plural of hippos ("horse"), not of hippo.
Note that rhinoceros is a pachyderm of a different color. Both words are ultimately from Greek, and the last syllable is pronounced the same in English, but rhinoceri is not proper Latin (nor Greek). That form has found its way into some English dictionaries, but I would advise against messing with rhinoceri. In Latin rhinoceros is a third declension noun with the plural rhinocerotes. Rarely you see the plural form rhinocerontes in English, but that is properly the plural of a variant Latin singular form, rhinoceron. You'll be laughed straight out of the zoo if you try to use either one in English. Stick to rhinoceroses. Or better yet, rhinos (certainly not rhinoi).

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— bibliophage


http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2139/what-is-the-plural-of-penis

[otter]

I was playing some mw2 with salvo ume sketch and kabre a minute ago,it was pretty dope until they kicked me for trolling them.

[Laurent Proper]

Dear Straight Dope:
What exactly is the plural of penis? I would say penises, but it seems too simple and obvious. Is it penis, like deer, or maybe peni, like fungi?
— Sissy, Emerald Isle, NC

If you have more than one, you should be writing to Ripley's and not to the Straight Dope. Heck, Sissy, if you have even one, the first thing you should do is change your name to Buddy.
In this case, your first instinct is a good one. The English-style plural is usually acceptable and often preferred. When you don't know what the Latin plural is and don't have a dictionary handy, you should choose the English-style plural rather than try to guess. (Sometimes even dictionaries will steer you wrong; see below). In your example, penises is a perfectly good plural of penis in English. Many people who deal with penises professionally use the Latin-style plural penes instead. That's fine too, but even among urologists, penises seem to predominate. Seems, rather. "Penises" seems to predominate.
Guessing the plural of a Latin word is one of those things where a little learning is a dangerous thing (but that's still "not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance," to quote Terry Pratchett). Those with entirely too much learning know that Latin nouns are divided into five categories, called declensions. To figure out the plural of a Latin noun without cheating (i.e., looking it up), it is necessary, and often sufficient, to know which of the five declensions it belongs to. (There are a few nouns, like virus, that don't fit neatly into any of the declensions, but more on that later). For example, you mention peni as a possible plural of penis. The -i ending is valid for forming the plural of second-declension Latin nouns ending in -us, but of course that doesn't apply to penis. Part of the problem is that when unaccented, the singular endings -us and -is tend to be pronounced the same in English. Those with a little learning know that penus, if it were a second declension noun like most -us nouns in Latin, would be expected to have the plural form peni. Since penus would be pronounced the same--or almost the same--as penis in English, the temptation is strong to use the incorrect peni as the plural. Peni is an example of what is called pseudo-Latin, something that looks like Latin but isn't. A similar mistake is using porpi as the plural of porpoise, but in that case the singular was long spelled porpus under the mistaken impression that it was a Latin word.
Penis is a third declension noun, not second declension. These nouns often end in -is in the singular and -es in the plural. The English style -ises is sometimes preferred. Hence, we have penises (half of us do, anyway), and mantises and pelvises, but only more rarely do you see penes, mantes, and pelves, though they are not incorrect. In many cases, only the Latin form is acceptable: We have testes (some more than others) and crises and psychoses, but never testises, crisises, or pyschosises.
Another group of third-declension Latin nouns, mostly borrowed from Greek, end in -is in the singular, but the full root is not found in that form. These you either have to learn by heart or look up. For example, the Latin plural of iris is irides, which is acceptable in English, but I prefer irises. I like clitorises, but the Latin form clitorides is also acceptable.
Among second declension -us nouns borrowed into English, the English style plural -uses is often preferred to the Latin -i. Thus isthmuses and crocuses are generally preferred, but isthmi and croci are still acceptable. For many words, the Latin style is preferred, but the English is acceptable, as in fungi (or funguses). Sometimes the Latin style is preferred in technical usage, while the English style is better for the nontechnical. Mathematically speaking, ellipses have foci, while investigations may have focuses.
Of course the English style -uses requires an extra syllable, and you have to judge for yourself whether it's worth it for polysyllabic words. Nuclei rolls off the tongue easier than nucleuses, but both are acceptable. Either the long hippopotami or the longer hippopotamuses is acceptable, but it's easy to see why some people are attracted to hippos. In Greek, the African pachyderm was called a riverine horse: hippopotamos (plural hippopotamoi) or hippos potamios (plural hippoi potamioi). Since only the Latinized form in -us is found in English, neither of these Greek plurals is needed. The shortened form hippo is found only in English and can only take the plural hippos. You may sometimes see hippoi used in English as the plural of hippo. Hippoi is properly the Greek plural of hippos ("horse"), not of hippo.
Note that rhinoceros is a pachyderm of a different color. Both words are ultimately from Greek, and the last syllable is pronounced the same in English, but rhinoceri is not proper Latin (nor Greek). That form has found its way into some English dictionaries, but I would advise against messing with rhinoceri. In Latin rhinoceros is a third declension noun with the plural rhinocerotes. Rarely you see the plural form rhinocerontes in English, but that is properly the plural of a variant Latin singular form, rhinoceron. You'll be laughed straight out of the zoo if you try to use either one in English. Stick to rhinoceroses. Or better yet, rhinos (certainly not rhinoi).

(truncated)

— bibliophage


http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2139/what-is-the-plural-of-penis

If we had a rep system, I'd rep you for this.

[Baron]

I would rep you for quoting it.

[otter]

Wanna play some mw2 proper?


Gt: marcetjuh

[Laurent Proper]

I would rep you for quoting it.
I'd rep you for those PMs. :wub:

Wanna play some mw2 proper?


Gt: marcetjuh
I don't have MW2. I don't play any Call of Duty games. HALO FTW!

[otter]

Wanna play some halo then?

[Baron]

You love those PMs, don't lie to me.

[Laurent Proper]

Wanna play some halo then?
You can add my gamertag but I haven't been online in a week or so.
ProperOnest

You love those PMs, don't lie to me.
I just wish I had my Proper account so I could re-read them.

[otter]

Come on now

[Baron]

I still have them all if you want'em ;)

[Laurent Proper]

Come on now
What's your highest skill?


I still have them all if you want'em ;)
Send them!

[Loki X Sho]

Nice Sabina sig. she is the cats meOW.

[Laurent Proper]

I don't know what the last part is suppose to mean but thank you. :)

[Fury]

Pizza.

[El Chupacabre]

I was playing some mw2 with salvo ume sketch and kabre a minute ago,it was pretty dope until they kicked me for trolling them.

I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS.

With my finghor.

[The Child]

There you are,Proper.

[Vagrant]

If we had a rep system, I'd rep you for this.

i wish there wasn't a 10000 character limit for posts, or i would have posted the entire article (20k+ characters)

[The Child]

*Hatelist*

Sodi
THE child

What the fuck I wasnt being serious.

[Bazer]

That actually makes it worse now. :|

[LeaksOne]

why am i so confused? i have no idea whats going on.....

oh well. off to get me some nachos since its a nice day and i have nothing to do!

[Bazer]

Dude.
Dude.....
It's very nice outside bro.

[LeaksOne]

i know but i have nothing to do :( besides fatten up on some nachos.

[Vagrant]

i'm about to get blazed out of my mind.

[Bazer]

You can both do that stuff outside. I'm laying on a hamoc outside.... I'd be blazin right now but my homie hasn't gotten some owls.
What do you guys like to smoke out of? 8)

[LeaksOne]

i dont smoke. and eating nachos outside would be kinda weird....

[otter]

It would be like camping but different

[otter]

I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS.

With my finghor.

Hell yeah

[Vagrant]

Hey guise. Eat a mango or drink mango juice one hour before toking and it makes the high better. http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd274/vagrantone0/stonedsmilie.gif

[CrustOner]

I smoke out of a 4 inch glass bowl with blue, red, and orange on it. :]

[otter]

My sch00l said that you get aids and herpes from smoking.

[Vagrant]

It's true. :|

[otter]

And they said that Jesus was real

[Loki X Sho]

I love smoking dutches, but lately I've been rolling a nice game.

[Thrice]

King of Jews was made up? Weird.

[sodi]

Shootouts, Similar to wild west,
Broad daylight, face to face with out a vest,
You know the episodes, Thugs camouflaged in spectacles,
Please god save the lives that the devil sold.

Shootouts - NaS

[otter]

Just fuck off dude

[newyork]

What do you guys think of epic beard man ?

[otter]

What the fuck is epic beard man?

[inpho_211]

hey bs..wuts good???

[otter]

Boring as always,thats life!

[inpho_211]

yo otter do u post in the painted or blackbook thread??

[SAID]

Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

HAHA

[Vagrant]

What do you guys think of epic beard man ?


Without the beginning of the convo recorded, we'll never know if EBM was being racist and then trying to say he wasn't, or if the black guy was insinuating that he was - like usual.
Either way, the black dude kept provoking ebm, and went to the front of the bus multiple times even after ebm moved there to get away from the guy.
So he had it coming. Ebm acted on self-defense.

[otter]

Inpho:no man,i post some when I get my scanner back.

[Baron]

Without the beginning of the convo recorded, we'll never know if EBM was being racist and then trying to say he wasn't, or if the black guy was insinuating that he was - like usual.
Either way, the black dude kept provoking ebm, and went to the front of the bus multiple times even after ebm moved there to get away from the guy.
So he had it coming. Ebm acted on self-defense.

Truth.

[Loki X Sho]

Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

HAHA

Lmaooo..man oh man

Today I'm going to eat a large quantity of mushrooms
and I'm going to see a pink floyd tribute show.

[otter]

Mw2 party? Anyone?

[LeaksOne]

Without the beginning of the convo recorded, we'll never know if EBM was being racist and then trying to say he wasn't, or if the black guy was insinuating that he was - like usual.
Either way, the black dude kept provoking ebm, and went to the front of the bus multiple times even after ebm moved there to get away from the guy.
So he had it coming. Ebm acted on self-defense.

with my black guy knowledge i can probably say that the black guy was trying to be hard and impress his friends and the ladies he was with by just being an ignorant s.o.b and picking fights and acting tough for no reason until he finally met a person who had balls to do something about it and give this guy a dose of reality.....EBM FTGDMFW

[Ages24]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/17/Bootyshakin.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4454)

[Vagrant]

the only thing remotely attractive there is the tag on the wall.

[Laurent Proper]

According to EBM, the black guy was wanted for murder and robbery. I don't know how creditable EBM is but that sure as hell makes that "I'mma kill that niggha" comment much more real.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni08RoIh5jo

[Vagrant]

Twenty two and a half minutes!!!

[otter]

What is laurent q proper?,what does it mean.

[Vagrant]

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd274/vagrantone0/propergod.jpg

[Baron]

Can't find my debit card :(
What a shitty past couple of weeks

[plumbererer]

you knob keep it in your wallet and shit like that wouldnt happen. i hope you find it though.

[Laurent Proper]

I just got my pet fish! His name is Quinn. Gifts are welcomed.

[Loki X Sho]

Feesh. Now I want some feesh sammich.

I just got back from pink floyd experience and my senses were beautifully assaulted. I feel so happy right now. So so gooooood.

[Thrice]

Never really got into pink floyd, idk why.

[sodi]

I just bought a Molotow MasterPiece marker and a Red Krink marker of the BS shop can't wait for them to arrive

[jiveONE]

Never really got into pink floyd, idk why.

have you ever listened to animals of Wish you were here? they sounded different from the wall or dark side of the moon.

[Vagrant]

40's and ganj bitchisssessssssssssss

[otter]

Sounds delightfull,šodi is trolling

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

Good morning everyone

[Fury]

Homie gave me all his shit 'cause the cops are looking for him and he thinks he's gonna quit.

Sad, sad week. :(

[anti-anti-crime]

Sucks fury. But that's how shit goes, sometimes.

Sup' BS? God I fucking hate shady dealers.

[sodi]

Sounds delightfull,šodi is trolling

What makes you think that?

[El Chupacabre]

Otters the troll, shiiit. Just ignore him.

[BARACK OBAMA]

what up yall... i havnt been on in months so thoes who remember me or wanna help out. please..

but anyway i went to the tat shop to check some lettering and don really like anything what i want is something script or straight letter ish that spells BURTON (for reasons un needed.) With the T more of a cross w the four bolts on the inside of each cross.. or if anyone can do a pretty sick style like natrl that would be amazing... if yall wanna sketch somethin out for me and i use it and like it ill pay ya some. that can be talked about later.. thanks peace

[otter]

Druuuuunk aaand trolllingz
got a new weed dealer by the way

[Loki X Sho]

Look at this BABY.
http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs515.snc3/27065_317073891917_699326917_3599335_432551_n.jpg

I'z playing wiv him nao.

[otter]

Wanna cuddle it,thanks lokiii

[LeaksOne]

this is fucking amazing


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVrWDPi12zE

[Loki X Sho]

lmfao. that is pretty cool.
and he's got some cool kicks too.
What a song what a song...

[LeaksOne]

if i could do that id sweep ALL THE TIME at work.

[Baron]

Someone around here is trying to learn how to play the banjo... shit needs to stop

[Laurent Proper]

My fish woke up dead today.

[Baron]

So it never really woke up then. Rip Quinn.

Is Quinn what the Q in laurent q proper stands for?

[Vagrant]

No u idioth.
Eet woke up ded.

[IlikePie]

Fuck... I'm playing Fishville....

[SAID]

fyl dudeee haha

[Laurent Proper]

So it never really woke up then. Rip Quinn.

Is Quinn what the Q in laurent q proper stands for?

Thanks man. :(

And yes.

[IlikePie]

I'll name one of my fish Quinn for you Proper.

[Laurent Proper]

Cool.

I'm going to get another fish sometime this week. I'm going to name him Florent.

[SALVO]

Never name fish, you'll become attached and then they'll die a week later.

[otter]

I want an otter so bad

[Baron]

I want an otter so bad

I think you took your name based off of my otter rants.

[Laurent Proper]

I just updated my Firefox and this version (3.6) is much faster than the previous one I had.

[LeaksOne]

meatwad get the money see.
meatwad get the honeys g......
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gA0BoBYDISI/R-5AIGr8GQI/AAAAAAAAA2c/jHIWWbqo_3Y/s320/meatwad.jpg


also prop im sorry to hear about your fish. maybe it had sfds

[sodi]

Never name fish, you'll become attached and then they'll die a week later.

True

[IlikePie]

I think you took your name based off of my otter rants.

Your otter rants inspired me to get a pet otter when I move out. But my roommate to be talked me out of it and we decided on one of these...

http://www.petcarnivals.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/miniature-pet-pig.jpg

Pretty sweet right?!

[Live4TheWall]

Anybody wanna do an exchange ? just like 1 letter or something? PM Me.

[EST2007]

breakfast blunt says gooood morning

[inpho_211]

mornin est..dam..life sucks..

[sodi]

morning guys... Fuck school

[weak0ner]

get a job you hippy.

[Baron]

Well I'm going to hell. I was just on dating4disabled.com for the hell of it. I lost it when I saw rebelwheelz.

New low!

[otter]

Lulz

[weak0ner]

Well I'm going to hell. I was just on dating4disabled.com for the hell of it. I lost it when I saw rebelwheelz.

New low!

there is a special place in hell for you.

[Loki X Sho]

wow.

im watching this lesbo shit on mtv and its so funnnny

[Fury]

MTV = Fail :(

[otter]

I love MTV,it's so underground.

[Fury]

It's for the hardcore mother fuckers

[Thrice]

MTV raises my self-esteem. i.e Made, Real World, and True Life.

[Vagrant]

music television ftw

[crailtap]

whats up sluts
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/6323/18596full.jpg

[Vagrant]

what the fuck is that

[Laurent Proper]

I just submitted a new (game) thread. Uh, since there aren't any active moderators on this website, I may as well post it here. It's just another time-killer;



Band:
Death Cab For Cutie.

Male or female:
This Charming Man.

Describe yourself:
You Can Do Better Than Me.

What others think of you:
A Lack Of Color.

What you think about yourself:
Different Names For The Same Thing

Describe your ex:
For What Reason.

Describe your boy/girlfriend:
Someday You Will Be Loved.

Where would you like to be:
Lowell, MA

What would you like to be:
President of What?

Describe your lifestyle:
The Sound of Settling.

Describe the way you love:
I Was Once A Loyal Lover.

And last, a few wise words:
We Looked Like Giants.

[SAID]

pretty sweeet game to waste some time on!

[Laurent Proper]

I try. :D

Since I have nothing better to do...

Artist: City and Colour.
Male: What Makes A Man?
Describe yourself: Sleeping Sickness.
What others think of you: Day Old Hate.
What you think about yourself: In The Water I Am Beautiful.
Describe your ex: The Girl.
Describe your girlfriend: Waiting...
Where would you like to be: Hello, I'm In Delaware.
What/who would you like to be: Sam Malone.
Describe your lifestyle: Against The Grain.
Describe the way you love: As Much As I Ever Could.
And last, a few wise words: You Don't Live Here Anymore.

Time for a new game.

[Thrice]

Artist: Thrice
Male: The Abolition of a Man
Describe yourself: Digging my own Grave
What others think of you: The Artist in the Ambulance
What you think about yourself: The Lion and the Wolf
Describe your ex: Betrayal is a Symptom
Describe your girlfriend: In years to come
Where would you like to be: Under a Killing Moon
What/who would you like to be: Daedalus
Describe your lifestyle: Image of the Invisible
Describe the way you love: The Earth Will Shake
And last, a few wise words: Stand and Feel your Worth

[crailtap]

Artist: Slayer
Male: Gemini
Describe yourself: Catalyst
What others think of you: Guilty of Being White
What you think about yourself: Agressive Perfector
Describe your ex: Evil Has No Boundaries
Describe your girlfriend: Playing With Dolls
Where would you like to be: Altar of Sacrifice
What/who would you like to be:I'm Gonna be Your God
Describe your lifestyle: Die by the Sword
Describe the way you love: Flesh Storm
And last, a few wise words: Jesus Saves

[Baron]

I've seen Death Cab. Great show, they played with Rara Riot and the Cold War Kids.

[Laurent Proper]

Nice! I've heard Ra Ra Riot puts on quite the show. I've yet to see them live. They were in Austin last year with Death Cab for Cutie. Must have been an amazing show.

They have a new album coming out soon so they should start touring again. I'll see them then.

[Noz]

ra ra riots awsome

[Laurent Proper]

What's your favorite song?

[Noz]

i like pretty much all of em, but i really like "dying is fine" and "cant u tell"
wutz ur favorite 1?

[Slushi]

Artist: Suffocation
What you think about yourself: There is no song name narcissistic enough to put here.
Describe your ex: Fuckin' skank
Describe your girlfriend:
Where would you like to be: Hell Awaits
What/who would you like to be:
Describe your lifestyle: Killing is my Business
Describe the way you love:
And last, a few wise words: Metal rules, if you dont like it; die.

:/

[Laurent Proper]

i like pretty much all of em, but i really like "dying is fine" and "cant u tell"
wutz ur favorite 1?

Can You Tell, Ghosts Under Rocks, Too Too Fast, and Dying Is Fine are my absolute favorites but I enjoy the album in its entirety too.

[Noz]

yea i feel u...

[Bazer]

Buncha queers. Xcept sluse.

[Thrice]

:'(

[Laurent Proper]

How does Slushi's pre-cum taste, Baze? Suck it long and deep, brah.

[Flawless Victory]

Artist: Deicide
Male or Female: I Am No One
Describe yourself: Bible Basher
What others think of you: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
What you think about yourself: Christ Don't Care
Describe your ex: They Are The Children Of The Underworld
Describe your girlfriend: Immanent Doom
Where would you like to be: Oblivious To Evil
What/who would you like to be: Bastard Of Christ
Describe your lifestyle: Blame It On God
Describe the way you love: Conquered By Sodom
And last, a few wise words: This Is The Hell We're In

[Bazer]

Please don't speak directly to me. You don't deserve it.
Sorry thrice I didn't realize you were on this page. : )

[Laurent Proper]

I don't deserve to speak to some egotistical toy? Hahahaha. What a moron, you are.

[Flawless Victory]

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIII-
http://8.media.tumblr.com/WsXlQo1Pco0gcgjytBjOEykGo1_r1_400.gif

[IlikePie]

:( Proper came, and I guess, he shall fall again...

[Baron]

Buncha queers. Xcept sluse.

Fuck you.

[Laurent Proper]

I'm pretty sure that minion was referring to me, Baron.

[Slushi]

You know very well how it tastes, proper.

[Fury]

So basically,
pizza rolls.

[Baron]

Just submitted my first highdea....
"Legendary Cup of Excellence"

[Bazer]

I had no idea that fag was proper. Shouldve not said anything to me.

[Laurent Quinn Proper II]

You know very well how it tastes, proper.

170-24, bitch! You know all to well, how mine tastes.

And it takes about five minutes to register a new account.

[Vagrant]

Superfluous non-contributing post

[EST2007]

went to the aquarium (got in free!) on friday..

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs186.snc3/19376_605069678489_13806028_35468563_1767672_n.jpg
http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs166.snc3/19376_605069683479_13806028_35468564_6588341_n.jpg
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs166.snc3/19376_605069688469_13806028_35468565_5548360_n.jpg

ft worth stockyards on sat...
http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs166.snc3/19376_605069693459_13806028_35468566_5330624_n.jpg

nugs and chatrt...
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs186.snc3/19376_605069673499_13806028_35468562_6173338_n.jpg
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs186.snc3/19376_605069668509_13806028_35468561_3610340_n.jpg

[otter]

What is that last one est?

[Loki X Sho]

i just jumped out of a serious cuddle pile...
and now im freeeeezin/

[IlikePie]

Fuck cuddle puddles. Someone always makes it uncomfortable :(

[Loki X Sho]

This one was quite cozy.
4 people, one bed...and oneeee really deep conversation about our past.
I love it.

I just pawned off an ipod and got super buck for it.
Now I will get high.

[EST2007]

What is that last one est?

crazy people i fount on chatroulette. it was a sock puppet talking into a mini mic.

[Loki X Sho]

CHATROULLETTE.
I just discovered this the other day.
I was with my dude friends smoking a blunt and we were all on it
and the first thing this 12 yr old kid says is "so what one of you fucked that girl"
so funny

[Fury]

During 2 hours of ChatRoulette, I spotted 37 guys jacking off. Fuck that site.

[EST2007]

^that will happen...

[Ume]

.....


being curious to see what chatroullette was I went to it and the first thing that popped up into the video was a dude with a ski mask on and his dick in his hand.


Thanks guys!


----
I wish I would've refreshed the page for what Fury said before I went on there.

[B.S. P0LICE]

this aint my house. my house is....is green....

[Thrice]

ThePirateBay is being a bitch, fuckin' tired of getting search overload all the time, any other good torrent sites to use?

[Baron]

btjunkie, demonoid, isohunt

[silentchaos14]

torrents.to

[anti-anti-crime]

btjunkie

mhmmmmm

[Vagrant]

fartcentral.com

[anti-anti-crime]

Vagrant, you have the sense of humor equivalent to a preteen, prepubescent 12 year old.

Rebutle from Vagrant: And you have a penis equivalent to a preteen, prepubescent 12 year old.

amidoinitrite?

[Vagrant]

acceptable

[B.S. P0LICE]

est you enjoyed that sock puppet way too much my *****

jus saying. i prob next your ass all the time

vagrant how are the throw battle enteries looking? should i enter

[Vagrant]

yes you should.
pweeze?

[crailtap]

ThePirateBay is being a bitch, fuckin' tired of getting search overload all the time, any other good torrent sites to use?

kickasstorrents.com is good

[otter]

I'm the king of Scotland.

Ume:sold your xbox yet?

[B.S. P0LICE]

yes you should.
pweeze?

k man ill do like a pen freestyle to keep it fair

[Baron]

Do people still use AIM? I just found my old account again.

[Fury]

I still use AIM!
And sorry Ume.

[weak0ner]

4 easy steps to getting Hilary Duff to give you a blow.

Step 1: Propose

http://imgur.com/EALwW.jpg

Step 2: Let it sink in

http://imgur.com/Bh5tD.jpg

Step 3: Let the Rock talk

http://imgur.com/V4hQ6.jpg

Step 4: Kick your arms back for maximum pleasure

http://imgur.com/Ah85K.jpg

[Vagrant]

Humpty dumpty

[inpho_211]

yo..bs..wuts good??

[anti-anti-crime]

That post is lol.

Chillen, definatly don't wanna work, but I've gotta.

Essays on child abuse are fuckin' awesome.

[anti-anti-crime]

Lolz. It's not a 'child' abortion if the 'child' is still a fetus.

Did you fail it?

Nah, College Comp Intro. class. Shit sucks. Essays every day. But whatever, I'm stoned most of the time.

[inpho_211]

naw..i actually did pretty good on it..it was like 80% bull shit..lol..ur in college??

[crailtap]

college is easy as shit, im loving it

[inpho_211]

im a junior in High school..wut r ur majors??

[anti-anti-crime]

I'm a senior in high school. But this is so I can get a feel for college, even though I'm not going to a real college for 2 years. Fuck the free world, yo.
http://i769.photobucket.com/albums/xx340/anti-anti-crime/2002_8_mile_022.jpg

[inpho_211]

wuts gonna be ur major in college??lol..

[anti-anti-crime]

Idk. I'm trying to get into an art school, I'd want my major to be painting and drawing. But I don't know what I wanna do with my life yet.

[inpho_211]

cool..i wanna be like a studio engineer..like workin with music and producers an wut not..

[Baron]

International Business Management.

[crailtap]

psychology, im thinking about minoring in computer science.
and i just found out today that stephen lynch is coming to my school next month

[Fury]

Comp. Engr. bitches.

["Mafi"]

Whats good bs?
Just got my compy back after a good virus raped it up.
But keepin with the majors or whatnot.. Aviation Engineering... Or in other words, I'ma pilot

[sodi]

I'll have any job as long as they pay me to paint what I want.

[inpho_211]

yo..wheres tha pickup thread at??

[sodi]

did you search for it?

[LeaksOne]

hey guys last night i played streetology in madden. i whooped his ASS. 50-14. that should make up for my mw2 rounds

[Fury]

I don't understand how me getting somebody something else for their birthday is weird, and depends on the degree of talking?

[plumbererer]

new home, new job, fresh new start. shit is mind blowing. hows yall?

[Slushi]

Best movie of all time? Ghostbusters.

[inpho_211]

never seen it..

[Slushi]

What are you, 10 years old?

[sodi]

Haha even I have seen it

[anti-anti-crime]

I've seen it.

Humboldt County is better.

[sodi]

Who likes newspaper hats? I'm wearing a paper bishop hat, it even has a jesus cross on it ;)

[SAID]

kay cool
fuck its early as fuck here

[Jackal1347]

Fight Club is the best movie of all time. Good morning BS!

[inpho_211]

i would have to say..the pest is the best movie..an mournin bs..

[LeaksOne]

hey guys random thought......if hamsters werent pets where on earth would they survive as wild animals?

[Fury]

The desert dude! And how the fuck does my shit get buffed in ten fucking hours? :(

[Baron]

2 cans of joose... check
1 gallon of vodka... check
3 grams of weed... check

Blizzard, do your worst.

Plus womenz

[plumbererer]

drinking, blizzards, retarded girl situations, school, blizzards, and weed. plus blizzards. im almost certain you have more to talk about than just that.

[plumbererer]

drinking, blizzards, retarded girl situations, school, blizzards, and weed. plus blizzards. im almost certain you have more to talk about than just that.

[Mr yarbles]

I tried to roll a joint for the first time a minute ago
I don't understand it.

[anti-anti-crime]

I love rolling joints. Shit's my favorite pass time.

[Mr yarbles]

I can't figure it out.
I've never been able to roll one that stays tight and all the bud stays in

Usually it's just a shitload of weed falling out the sides then a fat flimsy looking piece of white crap.

[anti-anti-crime]

Meh. It gives me something to do, and plus, it's like an art for me. I love rolling a perfect joint, then destroying it with fire. Fun shit.

Oh well, sup' Yarbs?

[anti-anti-crime]

Meh. It gives me something to do, and plus, it's like an art for me. I love rolling a perfect joint, then destroying it with fire. Fun shit.

Oh well, sup' Yarbs?

[Mr yarbles]

Yeah I've been trying to get it right but it never works

and not much really
Just chillin and shit
Gonna go to my friends and smoke some hookah in a bit so that should be fun.

What's up with you?

[anti-anti-crime]

Mainly school work. Gotta graduate, and go onto a life of nothingness, basically.

God I wish I has some hookah or something. I need to get drunk or SOMETHING right now.

[Mr yarbles]

Go to the store and find a bottle of some shit without sensors
Belt line a flask of brandy or a 40 or somethin

[Destroy2012]

Mainly school work. Gotta graduate, and go onto a life of nothingness, basically.

God I wish I has some hookah or something. I need to get drunk or SOMETHING right now.

go out and just break random shit.

or bomb.

[anti-anti-crime]

Wayyyyy too lazy.

[Mr yarbles]

That's how I am right now
I have enough for more weed but I'm too lazy to call my dealer to come over here
I don't feel like dealing with anybody in person right now

[anti-anti-crime]

I fucking hate people. You really don't understand.

[Mr yarbles]

I think everyone everywhere does

[Baron]

Am I drunk? Why yes I am!

[SAID]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[weak0ner]

hi guise.

http://s-ec-sm.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/2/17/12/enhanced-buzz-17150-1266426031-1.jpg

http://9gag.com/photo/18670_540.jpg

[sodi]

The last one is pretty lucky haha

Just had a shower, It was hot as fuck and we had a cricket game. How are you all?

[B.S. P0LICE]

whachu flying *****? when i was younger i wanted to be a pilot. i even learned how to fly the private planes, nothing bigger than pipers and cessna 182's though

[sodi]

Shit, Chat rt doesn't work for me

[LeaksOne]

where the fuck is everyone??

anyways. i just told someone gucci mane cant rap and they sent me this link...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZMm3nhYfU8

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Fury]

WE'RE SLEEPING LEAKS! Jesus!

[Flawless Victory]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utk-MJPZzEw

[LeaksOne]

WE'RE SLEEPING LEAKS! Jesus!

i thought we were graff artists. insomnia comes with the game.....