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Urban Ninja
02-20-2007, 02:58 PM
im a madd toy in the sac....... please bombingscience, help me with my hump styles




im jus playin but for real its all about doggy style with her legs together and your legs on the outside........ that shits tight sonn!

AteskOne
02-20-2007, 03:39 PM
doggy's always good...also prefer the normal her on her back, knees by shoulders.

cast LI
02-20-2007, 03:41 PM
cowgirl's where it's at.

girl on top, facing you.

Oprah
02-20-2007, 03:46 PM
www.sexinfo.com has some great info on positions with diagrams

RealNiggasDoRealThings
02-20-2007, 03:50 PM
My favorite is...On her back...legs over my shoulders.

Ahhh sex. I looooove you.

Cham
02-20-2007, 03:51 PM
FACE DOWN ASS UP, THATS THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK
FACE DOWN ASS UP, THATS THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK
FACE DOWN ASS UP, THATS THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK
FACE DOWN ASS UP, THATS THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK
FACE DOWN ASS UP, THATS THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK
FACE DOWN ASS UP, THATS THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK

some gogo shit right there

Nervone
02-20-2007, 03:53 PM
Oh yes has to be doggy

explosivo_420
02-20-2007, 04:03 PM
since everyones sayin doggy...

I like to plant my seeds and ensure my futures by promoting my love stick missionary. oh yes yes.

blind1
02-20-2007, 04:11 PM
my personal favorite is against a shower wall holding her up. :D sex

RealNiggasDoRealThings
02-20-2007, 04:17 PM
I just love all sex.

jelis
02-20-2007, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by blind1@Feb 20 2007, 04:11 PM
my personal favorite is against a shower wall holding her up. :D sex
shower sex?




can you say bladder infection?


grossgrossgross

slEEt
02-20-2007, 04:23 PM
FROM DA BACK!

paint fumes have rotted my brain
02-20-2007, 04:28 PM
haha im on the first page,, bizzump....

i dunno ...

6969696969696969 <<< oh yeaaaa

Snou
02-20-2007, 04:36 PM
A asked a girl once for 69. She was like huh?&#33;
Never asked again. ;>
I am 69 virgin. Fuck it&#33;
Cute sexy ass. Doggy style.
We just love it.

EsKoNeR!!
02-20-2007, 04:37 PM
69 the shit. straight up haha
but im about her n her back me holdin ankles

Im Mr Postman, also Mr Toastman
02-20-2007, 05:05 PM
with her braces stuck to the carpet. figga deal me?

Cricri
02-20-2007, 05:22 PM
Sheeezzz you guys lol&#33;

Steez
02-20-2007, 05:23 PM
her on her back.. or doggy, JEAAAAAAA&#33;

Urban Ninja
02-20-2007, 05:23 PM
i got a water bed so this one works especially well

so shes on her back with her legs on your sholders, and you gotta kinda get low and angle upwards at the Gspot an work that shit for sum squirtin action&#33; but you gotta start shallow and then when shes goin nuttso you pound it an watch your cock lookin like its about to bust up threw her belly

Kayone707
02-20-2007, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by Urban Ninja@Feb 20 2007, 02:23 PM
i got a water bed so this one works especially well


dam knee-grow.. you still livin in the 70&#39;s and shit...

MUSASHI
02-20-2007, 06:55 PM
68 ,I owe you one ;)

Kayone707
02-20-2007, 06:59 PM
^SR20DET?

STONES ONES
02-20-2007, 07:02 PM
bombing science is full of 14 year old horny little chatter box fucks.

-s|N-
02-20-2007, 07:02 PM
magnet

vman
02-20-2007, 07:59 PM
Im not getting any but if I was.....pile driver

Ume
02-20-2007, 08:02 PM
the cleveland steamer or mexican spin cruncher.

CHEESE.burger
02-20-2007, 08:04 PM
dont lie virgins, all ya know is your hand

cast LI
02-20-2007, 08:06 PM
hahaha the lateral jackhammer

Cricri
02-20-2007, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by CHEESE.burger@Feb 20 2007, 08:04 PM
dont lie virgins, all ya know is your hand
lollllllllllll trop drole

syrup2
02-20-2007, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by Im Mr Postman, also Mr Toastman@Feb 20 2007, 05:05 PM
with her braces stuck to the carpet. figga deal me?
haha on citas bud

noam12
02-20-2007, 10:18 PM
bahaha roman helmet

MUSASHI
02-20-2007, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by Kayone707@Feb 20 2007, 06:59 PM
^SR20DET?
rb26dett ;) godzilla mane

yoda
02-20-2007, 11:35 PM
her tongue trying to get to the center of my tootsie pop..

peng.2
02-21-2007, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by jelis+Feb 20 2007, 04:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jelis @ Feb 20 2007, 04:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-blind1@Feb 20 2007, 04:11 PM
my personal favorite is against a shower wall holding her up. :D sex
shower sex?




can you say bladder infection?


grossgrossgross [/b][/quote]
how can you get a bladder infection? :unsure:

iwritebasic
02-21-2007, 12:55 AM
its all about dirty sanchezes and moroccan meatballs hahaahah

BIGel
02-21-2007, 12:57 AM
cant beat rollin head cruisin 80 miles an hour down I-80

Cham
02-21-2007, 02:10 AM
sandy pelican and the tony danza

Nes
02-21-2007, 09:04 AM
me on my back
she on me with her back on me, maybe laying slighty on the bed (not full on me)
--&#62; you&#39;re hands are free to go everywhere and supper smooth

cast LI
02-21-2007, 09:10 AM
^^

that would be the reverse cowgirl :ph34r: :ph34r:

Nes
02-21-2007, 09:15 AM
dunno nothing about names, but i suppose so.
give it a shot, it&#39;s great. like doggy aswell ofcourse

ares
02-21-2007, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by cast LI@Feb 20 2007, 03:41 PM
cowgirl&#39;s where it&#39;s at.
Aint that the truth

cast LI
02-21-2007, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by ares+Feb 21 2007, 12:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ares @ Feb 21 2007, 12:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-cast LI@Feb 20 2007, 03:41 PM
cowgirl&#39;s where it&#39;s at.
Aint that the truth [/b][/quote]
damn right

FaultO
02-21-2007, 12:52 PM
yes to cowgirl and reverse cowgirl...

rseyek
02-21-2007, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by jelis+Feb 20 2007, 04:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jelis @ Feb 20 2007, 04:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-blind1@Feb 20 2007, 04:11 PM
my personal favorite is against a shower wall holding her up. :D sex
shower sex?




can you say bladder infection?


grossgrossgross [/b][/quote]
lovers do crazy shit..

my girl had a bladder infection quite a bit, i guess it&#39;s so much easier then u think.. like we goto the beach fuck when we get home then hop in shower and that&#39;s enough to give it to her..


id say my favs tho are her on her back legs up by her head thrown over one shoulder so they are together..

and i love putting her on the counter facing me, because im tall and it&#39;s perfect, and makes it pretty tight too.

MoLD
02-21-2007, 03:01 PM
doggy styLe with a bag over her head



ILL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES&#33;&#33;

Nosypainter
02-21-2007, 04:49 PM
Well since im a girl ^^, i would have to say my favorite is me on top that way im controling the motion its hott..... and then my second fav would have to be from behind with the gentle tug on my hair that shit drives me crazy.... ^^

settybomb
02-21-2007, 05:22 PM
does me sitting on her face count yo?

Nosypainter
02-21-2007, 05:32 PM
Originally posted by settybomb@Feb 21 2007, 05:22 PM
does me sitting on her face count yo?
:huh: <_<

rseyek
02-21-2007, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by Nosypainter@Feb 21 2007, 04:49 PM
Well since im a girl ^^, i would have to say my favorite is me on top that way im controling the motion its hott..... and then my second fav would have to be from behind with the gentle tug on my hair that shit drives me crazy.... ^^
u sound cute haha

Bazer
02-21-2007, 05:39 PM
even a baby?

settybomb
02-21-2007, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by Nosypainter+Feb 21 2007, 05:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nosypainter @ Feb 21 2007, 05:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-settybomb@Feb 21 2007, 05:22 PM
does me sitting on her face count yo?
:huh: <_< [/b][/quote]
No?
Nothing?

its me
02-21-2007, 05:49 PM
in the shitter, makes her cream.

settybomb
02-21-2007, 05:58 PM
jesus man.

Spector
02-21-2007, 05:59 PM
I like....the big ringer dinger flippity floppity surprise kami kazi attacking worm holding sled jumper HUMP

RealNiggasDoRealThings
02-21-2007, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by Nosypainter@Feb 21 2007, 04:49 PM
Well since im a girl ^^, i would have to say my favorite is me on top that way im controling the motion its hott..... and then my second fav would have to be from behind with the gentle tug on my hair that shit drives me crazy.... ^^
That&#39;s hot...

I like putting each ball on her eye lids and getting some braine with my nuts in her eyes.

yakrian
02-21-2007, 06:08 PM
On the kitchen counter&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

Saddest thing is that most kids on this thread have prolly never had sex...just spewin shit they see in various movies they have to hide from their overzealous parental units.

settybomb
02-21-2007, 06:11 PM
nothing beats a hot steamy facial.
and believe me fellas, girls always like it to be a suprise.
give it a try next time&#33;

Kayone707
02-21-2007, 06:39 PM
then get dumped right after.

yakrian
02-21-2007, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by Kayone707@Feb 21 2007, 06:39 PM
then get dumped right after.
Too true...

Also...Musashi...I&#39;ll bet you my 2-Rotor 13BT-II COSMO Seven could whup your Gojira on the Touge. D-Sport Team.

Msfyt
02-21-2007, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by its me@Feb 21 2007, 05:49 PM
in the shitter, makes her cream.
mmmmm anal sex
definatly my fav

lol atm bebe

scr3w
02-21-2007, 09:33 PM
cowgirl


thats whats up.

ase.oner
02-21-2007, 10:57 PM
ok my favorite is where you take a baby.........( complete this sentence)



ex). ........ and stick it on your dick and spin it while screming" you spin me right round baby right round"

SoDamnFresh
02-21-2007, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by Nosypainter@Feb 21 2007, 04:49 PM
Well since im a girl ^^, i would have to say my favorite is me on top that way im controling the motion its hott..... and then my second fav would have to be from behind with the gentle tug on my hair that shit drives me crazy.... ^^
eyo... my ex-girl loved me tuggin on her hair in doggy-style too. raunchy bizniss but got her off. I loved it&#33;


but my fav. is missionary with her legs round my shoulders. can get some deep pounding that way... mmmmmm

lol on the &#39;steamy facial&#39;. yeah... the girls love it&#33; but only when you surprise them. ;)

Ume
02-21-2007, 11:21 PM
the spiderman....doggy style, then tell her your coming, spit on her back while you cum in your hand, then when she turns around fling it in her face yelling "spiderman&#33;"

yakrian
02-22-2007, 12:02 AM
^^^^^

I haven&#39;t laughed that hard in a while. :lol:

Feliks
02-22-2007, 12:07 AM
Hahha, oh ume.
I&#39;d have to say save a horse ride like a cowgirl.
But Doggie&#39;s hot. Especially when he runs his fingernails down my back nice and rough. shit&#39;s OG&#33;

maLLe
02-22-2007, 05:04 AM
Originally posted by cast LI@Feb 20 2007, 03:41 PM
cowgirl&#39;s where it&#39;s at.

girl on top, facing you.
fucking right, the chick does all the work whilst u just enjoy the fucking view and hav a cig

m0zer
02-22-2007, 06:52 AM
i dont know any positions, havent had , proud of it.

Asshat
02-22-2007, 10:26 AM
Originally posted by cast LI+Feb 21 2007, 11:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cast LI @ Feb 21 2007, 11:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by ares@Feb 21 2007, 12:16 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-cast LI@Feb 20 2007, 03:41 PM
cowgirl&#39;s where it&#39;s at.
Aint that the truth
damn right [/b][/quote]
vouch, i like to pound her a bit when shes moving down, let her know that im still in charge.

RealNiggasDoRealThings
02-22-2007, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by Msfyt+Feb 21 2007, 07:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Msfyt @ Feb 21 2007, 07:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-its me@Feb 21 2007, 05:49 PM
in the shitter, makes her cream.
mmmmm anal sex
definatly my fav

lol atm bebe [/b][/quote]
You should talk to my girl been trying to get her to do that.

By the way, the was hot too.

Ratikoner
02-22-2007, 05:54 PM
from the back with a hand full of her hair

Asshat
02-22-2007, 06:08 PM
im sure youll be gettin some REEEAL soon then

its me
02-22-2007, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by Real*****sDoRealThings+Feb 22 2007, 05:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Real*****sDoRealThings &#064; Feb 22 2007, 05:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Msfyt@Feb 21 2007, 07:05 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-its me@Feb 21 2007, 05:49 PM
in the shitter, makes her cream.
mmmmm anal sex
definatly my fav

lol atm bebe
You should talk to my girl been trying to get her to do that.

By the way, the was hot too. [/b][/quote]
its not hard to get em into it, you got to make em want it in the ass.
don&#39;t even bring it up, next time your going down on her give the brown eye a little lick real slow like, once shes good and hot of course. get her all lubed up and while your sucking and eating that pussy rub your finger or knuckle around real gentle.

leave it as far as that, you&#39;ll know right away if she&#39;s into it or not. if she likes it and after a couple more times of playing you can slip in a finger real slow. LOTS of lube, then take it from there. be gentle, let her set the pace. if she isn&#39;t down don&#39;t persue it, cause if she has a bad time of it you&#39;ll never get to fuck that tight little ass... :D

Ume
02-22-2007, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by its me@Feb 22 2007, 07:22 PM
your going down on her give the brown eye a little lick real slow like
i&#39;m picturing the girl farting when he does that. :lol:

its me
02-22-2007, 07:20 PM
hahaha, she&#39;d be out the door so fast if that happened. or get a fist up there real quick.

RealNiggasDoRealThings
02-22-2007, 07:34 PM
That is fucking gross. I aint licking no girls asshole.

Alchohlics_Anonymous
02-22-2007, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by cast LI@Feb 20 2007, 03:41 PM
cowgirl&#39;s where it&#39;s at.

girl on top, facing you.
Yesssss sirrrrrrr&#33;&#33;

its me
02-22-2007, 10:58 PM
,,

its me
02-22-2007, 11:02 PM
Originally posted by Real*****sDoRealThings@Feb 22 2007, 07:34 PM
That is fucking gross. I aint licking no girls asshole.
then i guess you ain&#39;t no Real***** then and you certainly will not be putting your dick in you girls tight little ass. :o

RealNiggasDoRealThings
02-23-2007, 08:34 AM
Hahha...still I rather not be called rimjob giver.

Msfyt
02-23-2007, 09:02 AM
Originally posted by its me+Feb 22 2007, 06:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (its me @ Feb 22 2007, 06:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Real*****sDoRealThings@Feb 22 2007, 05:48 PM

Originally posted by Msfyt@Feb 21 2007, 07:05 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-its me@Feb 21 2007, 05:49 PM
in the shitter, makes her cream.
mmmmm anal sex
definatly my fav

lol atm bebe
You should talk to my girl been trying to get her to do that.

By the way, the was hot too.
its not hard to get em into it, you got to make em want it in the ass.
don&#39;t even bring it up, next time your going down on her give the brown eye a little lick real slow like, once shes good and hot of course. get her all lubed up and while your sucking and eating that pussy rub your finger or knuckle around real gentle.

leave it as far as that, you&#39;ll know right away if she&#39;s into it or not. if she likes it and after a couple more times of playing you can slip in a finger real slow. LOTS of lube, then take it from there. be gentle, let her set the pace. if she isn&#39;t down don&#39;t persue it, cause if she has a bad time of it you&#39;ll never get to fuck that tight little ass... :D [/b][/quote]
amen this boy knows what going on

and just so you all know hes so right about two things

take it real slow
and
let her make the pace




and real*****
why are you concerned about whos calling you what, cause im thinking who the hell are you telling what your doing in bed anyways?

SBOMBS
02-23-2007, 11:10 AM
M.A.D.S. DSR DSR DSR DSRDSR I EAT MY BITCHS ASS LIKE I FUKINGG KISS HER , SHE GOES BERZERK THEN I FUCK HER IN THE BROWN BUTTER DSR DSR DSR DR DSR FUK WITH US U WONT SEE TOMOORROW&#33;&#33;1

its me
02-23-2007, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by Real*****sDoRealThings@Feb 23 2007, 08:34 AM
Hahha...still I rather not be called rimjob giver.
yeah well, if it ain&#39;t real clean and fresh scented. it gets no attention, same for the pussy. don&#39;t think about what come out of the ass, hell blood comes out of the pussy hole and you fuck that. right?

you got to be willing to pay your dues, after all she might just let you fuck her in the ass. it takes some time for some girls to be comfortable with this. if you expected her to be all "fuck me in the ass hard" on the first time you need to think again, once she&#39;s into it that might happen. let her be in control of it and then all of a sudden your in the drivers seat so to speak, :D

daze101
03-03-2007, 10:27 PM
when she rides&#33;
and then
from da back&#33;

Nosypainter
03-04-2007, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by SoDamnFresh+Feb 21 2007, 11:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SoDamnFresh @ Feb 21 2007, 11:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nosypainter@Feb 21 2007, 04:49 PM
Well since im a girl ^^, i would have to say my favorite is me on top that way im controling the motion its hott..... and then my second fav would have to be from behind with the gentle tug on my hair that shit drives me crazy.... ^^
eyo... my ex-girl loved me tuggin on her hair in doggy-style too. raunchy bizniss but got her off. I loved it&#33;


but my fav. is missionary with her legs round my shoulders. can get some deep pounding that way... mmmmmm

lol on the &#39;steamy facial&#39;. yeah... the girls love it&#33; but only when you surprise them. ;) [/b][/quote]
:P thats what gets me off, although i have to say i still hold my anal virginity.... o.0....

EGO31
04-11-2007, 02:29 AM
this thread disturbs me greatly......

so why the fuck am i replying to it?

JackJill
04-11-2007, 02:43 AM
Stupid emo. :lol:
first time I lost the anal virginity, i gotta say it was a litle painful at first. But it was a really different feeling. Can&#39;t say that&#39;s my favourite position.
I dig the doggie.
Other than that, you can have me any which way you want. As long as there&#39;s bondage involved. Cuff me, bind me, gag me, pin me....that&#39;s the money spot especially if you have the rope and you&#39;re telling me exactly how you&#39;re going to give it to me.

EGO31
04-11-2007, 03:17 AM
Are you calling me an EMO?

flclnaruto1213
04-11-2007, 03:38 AM
goodness jackjill, arent we the kinky little sex machine
;]

SBOMBS
04-11-2007, 08:17 AM
JACKJILL&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; hahah.....anywayz i fucked this national celebrity z daughtrer once and all she wanted it wasss up her ass....ATM for like 7 hours, i came all over that sluts face, even came in her eye, and she kept beggin for mo.....someimes i wonder jus how degrading it must be to be a great whore........but whatever, i like all women, even the unpretty one and the more/or/lesses, i try imagioning themscreamin, sometimes looks hot sometimes no......that traces my border line....

DEKOR
04-11-2007, 08:31 AM
her legs on ur shoulders, ur legs on her shoulders...

damn thats wer its at&#33; try it...

Nosypainter
04-11-2007, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by DEKOR@Apr 11 2007, 07:31 AM
her legs on ur shoulders, ur legs on her shoulders...

damn thats wer its at&#33; try it...
more detail how and hell do you do that lol...

flclnaruto1213
04-11-2007, 05:02 PM
honestly, i dont even get how that would work.

RMA
04-11-2007, 08:28 PM
extremely long penis

DEKOR
04-12-2007, 07:16 AM
damn you toys...
ask ur girlfriend to show you..
she probably knows about it..

molotow_15
04-12-2007, 07:21 AM
ima try that one later ^^
:P

JackJill
04-12-2007, 05:35 PM
From the side too. Like kind of like spooning...But not really. That&#39;s the best when he wakes you up with sex. You&#39;re half asleep:
"What the...?"
"Shutup."

flclnaruto1213
04-14-2007, 04:42 AM
Hahahaha oh jackjill you crack me up with your antics.

Sner!
04-14-2007, 12:22 PM
ok, so i like it when she puts one foot over her head, and then in my mouth, and the other foot rubbing her stomach, then i put and arm up her butt, and my feet over her head, and then my penis goes in her arm pit, while i fist her with my other hand. its alright i guess.

Lunatic
04-14-2007, 12:28 PM
yeah thats funny. you are funny.

bigbomba'
04-14-2007, 02:57 PM
i was on top of my girl last night pounding her hard, she decided to dig her nails into my back. it was such a turn on i fucked her so much harder...

today when i woke up and took a shower my back looked like a cat scratch stick, and my chest was covered in bite marks...

i have never been that turned on in a while

anyone else into getting bite/scratched?

jelis
04-14-2007, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by JackJill@Apr 12 2007, 04:35 PM
From the side too. Like kind of like spooning...But not really. That&#39;s the best when he wakes you up with sex. You&#39;re half asleep:
"What the...?"
"Shutup."
i love getting raped in my sleep too.
sometimes it goes to far though.....

JackJill
04-14-2007, 03:46 PM
Yeah, like when you&#39;re hungover as fuck. Food and sleep is better than sex at that point. But i&#39;ll try and stick through it as long as i can before it&#39;s like
"okay man, I need to chow down on some cereal or something"

And BigBomba that bite and scratch shit is how I roll 24/7. Romantic is nice but for the better part of my sex life, it&#39;s like..."I&#39;m going to tear you apart, and you&#39;re going to like it"
When I&#39;m done with them they&#39;ve got like bruises that last like 2 weeks.

jelis
04-14-2007, 03:48 PM
holy shit. you should wear a sign... you know... "fuck at your own risk or something".
scratching and biting is fun and games until they&#39;re hella bloody... which isnt so sexy..... lol

C-money fresh!
04-14-2007, 03:53 PM
speaking of sexy ,...Jelis......

jelis
04-14-2007, 03:55 PM
oh whatever, don&#39;t try to butter me, pulp-lover
lol

JackJill
04-14-2007, 04:01 PM
I don&#39;t make people bleed. Often, okay rarely. But still it&#39;s more of an accident. I can&#39;t help where my nails go ( i bite them anyway), or my teeth. ;)

C-money fresh!
04-14-2007, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by jelis@Apr 14 2007, 02:55 PM
oh whatever, don&#39;t try to butter me, pulp-lover
lol
At least I tried... <_< and at least it was the right thread..I think.

jelis
04-14-2007, 04:39 PM
haha well thanks

flclnaruto1213
04-14-2007, 11:03 PM
Hey ill take a shot at hitting on some of these fine honeys.

oni.kin
04-15-2007, 12:33 AM
fucken love the bitting and scratching. the girlfriend loves getting bitten too. as for positions, id have to say me on top. i guess u&#39;d say its missionary, but with her legs spread to the side. gets deep, n she likes it too.

"and my jimmy ran deep, so deep, so deep put her ass to sleep".

14nick
04-15-2007, 12:39 AM
kk ill explain my favorite position

i take my hand put it on my cock and pound away.

lmao . :lol:

she never says no shes always up for sex.

shes like the perfect women.

Snot
04-15-2007, 12:40 AM
there is only ONE position.
and its doggy style, im sorry.

TalibKweli
04-15-2007, 04:26 PM
if im making love to my girl then its missionary
if its foolin around when im single, i get on her back and &#39;&#39;rabbit hump&#39;&#39;
shits DYN O MITE

flclnaruto1213
04-15-2007, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by 14nick@Apr 14 2007, 11:39 PM
kk ill explain my favorite position

i take my hand put it on my cock and pound away.

lmao . :lol:

she never says no shes always up for sex.

shes like the perfect women.
we all know for a fact you dont have a girl, nor have you ever had sex and are just trying to sound cool. Try to be less corny next time you fuck head.

Snot
04-15-2007, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by flclnaruto1213+Apr 15 2007, 04:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (flclnaruto1213 @ Apr 15 2007, 04:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-14nick@Apr 14 2007, 11:39 PM
kk ill explain my favorite position

i take my hand put it on my cock and pound away.

lmao . :lol:

she never says no shes always up for sex.

shes like the perfect women.
we all know for a fact you dont have a girl, nor have you ever had sex and are just trying to sound cool. Try to be less corny next time you fuck head. [/b][/quote]
...just cause you&#39;re on the rag doesnt mean you should take us down with you.
chill out.

:huh:

schnitz
04-15-2007, 09:53 PM
my favourite position is when your mom is on her four legs, right, and im on my knees, i grab on to her hair, right and i fuck her as hard as i can, after a while i spit on her ass (to fake i ejaculated on her ass) and when she turns back i cum in her face :)

ooooooor
when im in the same position with your sister and i whisper in her hears that i have aids, she wants to stop but i grab on to her hair and fuck her so hard that her pussy bleeds, event thought shes not a virgin and then i hit her in the back of her head so shes K.O and i get the fuck out of her place

ryskeronerski
04-15-2007, 10:04 PM
personally i favor the reverse cowgirl and 69. but i find that with alot of girls 69 is difficult because its hard for them to concentrate on blowin you while theyre gettin snatch eaten out.

Aven
04-15-2007, 11:24 PM
straight up missionary

flclnaruto1213
04-16-2007, 03:40 AM
anything when bodies are rubbing up against each other. Hottest way.

jape-the-nape
04-16-2007, 03:43 AM
Originally posted by ryskeronerski@Apr 15 2007, 09:04 PM
personally i favor the reverse cowgirl
wurrrrd,watch &#39;em clap

EGO31
04-16-2007, 04:46 AM
lol^ well since everyone is doing this i&#39;ll cave cowgirl fells good no work and..... BOOBIES&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

JEDI-MASTER
04-16-2007, 09:41 PM
yea word ive never sealed da deal all da way but prolly head or tityyfucks, they always nice :D

schnitz
04-16-2007, 09:47 PM
my favourite position is when your mom is on her four legs, right, and im on my knees, i grab on to her hair, right and i fuck her as hard as i can, after a while i spit on her ass (to fake i ejaculated on her ass) and when she turns back i cum in her face

ooooooor
when im in the same position with your sister and i whisper in her hears that i have aids, she wants to stop but i grab on to her hair and fuck her so hard that her pussy bleeds, event thought shes not a virgin and then i hit her in the back of her head so shes K.O and i get the fuck out of her place

JEDI-MASTER
04-16-2007, 09:55 PM
schnitz u talkin to me, dawg dont even play dat shit

schnitz
04-16-2007, 10:01 PM
im talking to no one actually.....just in general ,know what i mean?

touching children without a care
04-16-2007, 10:10 PM
either way...those jokes have been used an excessive amount of times since i was in the 3rd grade. good job being original tho.

JEDI-MASTER
04-16-2007, 10:23 PM
iight then its w/e

<SMK>
04-16-2007, 11:44 PM
;) :D I love hittin it from behind its all about the leverage so you can just pound that shit&#33;&#33; B)

JackJill
04-17-2007, 01:33 AM
Ume wants to add that using the Donkey Punch makes it sooooo much more worth it.

skateparadise
04-17-2007, 02:28 AM
i like poundin a girl doggie style while on X. thats the shit right there son&#33;

CIFILONE
04-17-2007, 10:50 AM
i wonder how many of you kids have even seen a real boob?....

anyways, 69 is always sweet...
i seen someone talk about Dstyle, but with her legs 2gether...thats a good one.
or, with her on her side...kind like sidways Dstyle.

-ST3N1K-
04-24-2007, 05:14 PM
i like the position your moms the best at
:D

CIFILONE
04-24-2007, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by &#045;ST3N1K&#045;@Apr 24 2007, 04:14 PM
i like the position your moms the best at
:D
your a virgin.

-ST3N1K-
04-24-2007, 06:14 PM
try again dick brain

EsKoNeR!!
04-25-2007, 01:40 AM
PB & J
angry pirate.
donkey kick
some of the best ones. heh :P :P

GEE-DOT-ONE
04-25-2007, 02:04 AM
im a simple man
really cus i havent tryed doggy yet

i like havin her on the end of the bed wile im off and her legs wrapped tightly around my waist....
but thats cus i only fucked a few girls.. i guess im not as pimp as some of the people on bs.... we need a thread... how to have sex with 3094234 girls...

i aint like that i dont give a shit what yall think... im into it more for the relationship and actually making love..... but thats just me

Msfyt
04-25-2007, 03:51 PM
ok that was the stupidiest stereotype ever

think about it
the people who try the most positions are the people who have been together the longest
why?
to spice things up and because the couple is comfortable with each other to try new things

now stop being a stick in the mud and try something new with your girl

JackJill
04-25-2007, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by RUNTY@Apr 24 2007, 05:28 PM
ouch dick brain thats a burn^

but in regards to the thread shower sex is my favorite
I find that shower sex is really difficult...Only for me, I get weak in the knees whenever they hit the sweet spot. I tried to do it...I really did, guys. But I ended up losing all control of my legs and hitting my head on the side of the tub. I love those awkward moments, makes me laugh hysterically which probably isn&#39;t the most sensitive thing to do in front of your man when he&#39;s trying to get you off.

Oh and Mysfyt. I&#39;m just gonna sit back and let you handle those stereotypes.
*two thumbs up*

illin
04-25-2007, 06:01 PM
bahaha&#33; that reminded me of the time my ex was giving me head while i was standing and i couldn&#39;t really help it. i just fucking started ramming her throat. she took it like a good sport and when she was done she said in the cutest little voice: "you made my eyes water&#33;"

*MNR*
04-25-2007, 06:12 PM
^haha.."you made my eyes water" lol..funny shit

JackJill
04-25-2007, 06:31 PM
Enh...
Girls don&#39;t. What&#39;s worse is that I get this wierd thing where my nose runs sometimes. Augh.

GEE-DOT-ONE
04-25-2007, 08:06 PM
i didnt mean it like that

i was talking about that i only been with a few girls... compered to people claimin all sorts of shit...

linger
04-25-2007, 08:09 PM
isn&#39;t this a fucking graffiti forum??? not a sex forum?

FaultO
04-25-2007, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by linger@Apr 25 2007, 07:09 PM
isn&#39;t this a fucking graffiti forum??? not a sex forum?
the words of a virgin ladies and gentlemen....


what a useless post.

as for sex in the shower. girls put your backs against the wall and feet on the edge of the opposite side of the tub (if there is a tub). or you can always doggy it up.

Msfyt
04-26-2007, 09:01 AM
Originally posted by GEE&#045;DOT&#045;ONE@Apr 25 2007, 07:06 PM
i didnt mean it like that

i was talking about that i only been with a few girls... compered to people claimin all sorts of shit...
yeah
and at the same time were wrongly judging people who have been with alot of people

bountyhunter113
04-26-2007, 11:05 AM
doggy style is dope..............and i like that shit wer u sittin in the girl goes on ur dick then starts goin up and down

FaultO
04-26-2007, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by bountyhunter113@Apr 26 2007, 10:05 AM
doggy style is dope..............and i like that shit wer u sittin in the girl goes on ur dick then starts goin up and down
sitting in the girl? girl goes on your dick?

people who talk like you shouldn&#39;t be getting any satisfaction whatsoever.

MYND1
04-26-2007, 02:08 PM
gorilla mask ..haha

10 Ton
04-26-2007, 02:18 PM
The Angry Pirate.

1. Get it in doggy style
2. Pull out before you blow it
3. spit on her back (to think you blew it)
4. Kick her in the leg
5. when she turns around shoot it in her eye

She&#39;ll have one eye, one leg and be the most pissed off bitch you&#39;ll ever meet.

linger
04-26-2007, 08:43 PM
the words of a virgin ladies and gentlemen....
what a useless post.

fuck you fault0. i&#39;m far from a virgin but i signed up to learn about graff not sex. i figured that out a long time ago

FaultO
04-26-2007, 08:50 PM
aww i hurt your feelings..... but to bring you back to reality, the internet is not place to learn about graffiti.

icanFLY
04-26-2007, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by 10 Ton@Apr 26 2007, 01:18 PM
The Angry Pirate.

1. Get it in doggy style
2. Pull out before you blow it
3. spit on her back (to think you blew it)
4. Kick her in the leg
5. when she turns around shoot it in her eye

She&#39;ll have one eye, one leg and be the most pissed off bitch you&#39;ll ever meet.
lmfaooo

The Ol&#39; Switcherooo

1. start doggy style
2. face her to a window-less wall
3. have your friend that&#39;s hiding in the closet switch with you very smoothly
(its possible, because i usually take it out and then put it back in a lot)
4. you sneak out of your room QUIETLY.
5. go to the window facing your room
6. your friend turns her to face the window
7. smile and wave to her
:lol:

linger
04-26-2007, 09:46 PM
fault0, no the internet is not to learn about graffiti, but this website is. but never mid. fuck it

ESKE one
04-26-2007, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by icanFLY+Apr 26 2007, 07:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (icanFLY @ Apr 26 2007, 07:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-10 Ton@Apr 26 2007, 01:18 PM
The Angry Pirate.

1. Get it in doggy style
2. Pull out before you blow it
3. spit on her back (to think you blew it)
4. Kick her in the leg
5. when she turns around shoot it in her eye

She&#39;ll have one eye, one leg and be the most pissed off bitch you&#39;ll ever meet.
lmfaooo

The Ol&#39; Switcherooo

1. start doggy style
2. face her to a window-less wall
3. have your friend that&#39;s hiding in the closet switch with you very smoothly
(its possible, because i usually take it out and then put it back in a lot)
4. you sneak out of your room QUIETLY.
5. go to the window facing your room
6. your friend turns her to face the window
7. smile and wave to her
:lol: [/b][/quote]
hahahahahahahahahaha
LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :P
hahahahahahahahahaha

DnK/eeK
04-27-2007, 12:28 AM
my girl brittney (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC2ezc8HNK8)

Cham
04-27-2007, 03:53 AM
blah blah blah

JackJill
04-27-2007, 04:24 PM
69 is for those who live by "Giving, the gift that keeps on giving"
not many do.
And I wanna try the backwards cowgirl. I recently figured out it takes a certain type of guy to get me off riding cowgirl style.

<SMK>
05-03-2007, 11:18 PM
This is the most funny forum ive been 2 yet :lol: Im sure there is hella people frontin on their "experience"
&#33;&#33;&#33;CAUTION XXX&#33;&#33;&#33;
If you like gettin a shit dick but ur girl wont let you, the next you have sex with her hit it from the back, and when ever u feel her twat clench up on ur dick, slide ur finger in her ass and the next time u hook up with her she&#39;ll be beggin u to slide it on in B) :D

<SMK>
05-03-2007, 11:51 PM
Originally posted by linger@Apr 26 2007, 08:46 PM
fault0, no the internet is not to learn about graffiti, but this website is. but never mid. fuck it
No disrespect but isnt the title of this forum Favorate sex positions...HIT UP ANOTHER FORUM

paris_brew
05-07-2007, 02:48 PM
well since i am a girl, my fav is me on my back, with
my legs over his shoulders.

oh and we love to fuck side ways.
haha

skateparadise
05-07-2007, 02:58 PM
i like snortin an OC then bang doggy style for hours

crack pipes and cancer patients
05-07-2007, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by Cham@Apr 27 2007, 02:53 AM
I&#39;m going to be honest....

I like 69 alot....I like going down on a chick alot.....what ever.....I like watching them enjoy it.....id rather go down then having her go down on me.....but if she wants to I have no objections.....
i&#39;m with you on this one my man. i love pleasuring a woman. except 69 aint glorious...i hate having her asshole stare me right in the eyes.

bountyhunter113
05-07-2007, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by FaultO+Apr 26 2007, 11:05 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FaultO &#064; Apr 26 2007, 11:05 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bountyhunter113@Apr 26 2007, 10:05 AM
doggy style is dope..............and i like that shit wer u sittin in the girl goes on ur dick then starts goin up and down
sitting in the girl? girl goes on your dick?

people who talk like you shouldn&#39;t be getting any satisfaction whatsoever. [/b][/quote]
lol,millions of people talk like me

and ya,69 is nice

Cham
05-07-2007, 09:44 PM
blah blah blah

<~ReSiN~>
05-08-2007, 02:34 PM
i love getti one of them innocent acting girls then lead em on like you love em and shit and when you finally go to fuck her, fuck her liek shes a low down whore, i mean fuck her like your payin the bitch. nut in her eye nad wipe your dick in her mouth and fucked up shit like that. One way to get a girl hate u forever.

AteskOne
05-08-2007, 05:30 PM
i have no respect for you.

-ShAmEE-
05-08-2007, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by <~ReSiN~>@May 8 2007, 06:34 PM
i love getti one of them innocent acting girls then lead em on like you love em and shit and when you finally go to fuck her, fuck her liek shes a low down whore, i mean fuck her like your payin the bitch. nut in her eye nad wipe your dick in her mouth and fucked up shit like that. One way to get a girl hate u forever.
umm...sick what wrong with u.

illin
05-08-2007, 06:32 PM
hahaha i got banned for like 5 days for that shit about my ex before.

new topic. i&#39;m told i&#39;m exhibitionist because i&#39;ve only ever had sex in a house once. who else likes to do the bangske in public

Degausserr x
05-08-2007, 07:37 PM
without a doubt... doggystyle

JEDI-MASTER
05-08-2007, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by <~ReSiN~>@May 8 2007, 01:34 PM
i love getti one of them innocent acting girls then lead em on like you love em and shit and when you finally go to fuck her, fuck her liek shes a low down whore, i mean fuck her like your payin the bitch. nut in her eye nad wipe your dick in her mouth and fucked up shit like that. One way to get a girl hate u forever.
wat kinda sick twisted fuck ru yo, dats just fucked... :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

SoDamnFresh
05-08-2007, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by Ume@Feb 21 2007, 11:21 PM
the spiderman....doggy style, then tell her your coming, spit on her back while you cum in your hand, then when she turns around fling it in her face yelling "spiderman&#33;"
had to bump that&#33; :D


the bucking bronco-

doggystyle, then grab a fistull of hair and hold tight... sideswipe her in the face and time how long it takes for her to struggle free. make bets with friends.

<~ReSiN~>
05-09-2007, 02:33 AM
Originally posted by AteskOne@May 8 2007, 04:30 PM
i have no respect for you.
.....motherfucker, you were in another thread talking about fuckin jesus christ and rosie odonnell you sick fuck...

clockwork
05-10-2007, 05:06 PM
2nd that..

No respect for Resin. I got a fuckin sister homie and im sure if you did you be saying the same thing as I am. My sister ever date a bitch like you Id take your knee caps.

Doggystyle - All the way. Pound for pound. And its the shit cause you will be getting busy and still have enough energy to make a sammich afterwords.

Thats just how I roll. I eat the sammich during it if I feel like mulit-tasking.

crack pipes and cancer patients
05-10-2007, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by <~ReSiN~>+May 9 2007, 01:33 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (<~ReSiN~> @ May 9 2007, 01:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-AteskOne@May 8 2007, 04:30 PM
i have no respect for you.
.....motherfucker, you were in another thread talking about fuckin jesus christ and rosie odonnell you sick fuck... [/b][/quote]
sarcastically you fucking petaphile. go touch another 12 year old to get off.

clockwork
05-10-2007, 05:17 PM
ZINNNNNNNNNNNGER&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

That was a hard burn.

And hes got less posts than you do, just proves some people have common sense.

(High fiver)

Kayone707
05-10-2007, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by <~ReSiN~>@May 8 2007, 11:34 AM
i love getti one of them innocent acting girls then lead em on like you love em and shit and when you finally go to fuck her, fuck her liek shes a low down whore, i mean fuck her like your payin the bitch. nut in her eye nad wipe your dick in her mouth and fucked up shit like that. One way to get a girl hate u forever.
sounds like you had a flash back... your boyfriend treated you bad?

bountyhunter113
05-10-2007, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by clockwork@May 10 2007, 04:17 PM
(High fiver)
HIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FIVE &#33;

slap*

o yea.............lol,n that spiderman shit was funny as hell

Msfyt
05-10-2007, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by crack pipes and cancer patients+May 10 2007, 04:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crack pipes and cancer patients @ May 10 2007, 04:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by <~ReSiN~>@May 9 2007, 01:33 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-AteskOne@May 8 2007, 04:30 PM
i have no respect for you.
.....motherfucker, you were in another thread talking about fuckin jesus christ and rosie odonnell you sick fuck...
sarcastically you fucking petaphile. go touch another 12 year old to get off. [/b][/quote]
how about atesk you make more accounts so you can hide behind them when you lip people off

lame

jesus hates you
05-10-2007, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by Msfyt@May 10 2007, 05:13 PM
how about atesk you make more accounts so you can hide behind them when you lip people off

lame
how about msfyt you dont resitrict my posting right just because i forgot that i was on a different username. honestly you think i dont have the balls to tell someone off on the internet?

just as lame

edit* haha i find it mad funny that clockwork...a kid who hates me, just gave me e-daps and said i had common sense cause he didnt know i was i had mulitple accounts. if he had known none of those words would have came out of his mouth. ahahaha. it&#39;s the little things in life. really.

on a serious note tho clockwork...i feel you. i got 2 sisters and if anyone like resin were to go near them i&#39;d make sure they were sucking their teeth off the pavement. and why you making the sandwich? you always have the girl make you one after you finish up :lol: .

Degausserr x
05-10-2007, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by SoDamnFresh+May 8 2007, 09:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SoDamnFresh @ May 8 2007, 09:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ume@Feb 21 2007, 11:21 PM
the spiderman....doggy style, then tell her your coming, spit on her back while you cum in your hand, then when she turns around fling it in her face yelling "spiderman&#33;"
[/b][/quote]
hahah that shit is fuckin hilarious

clockwork
05-10-2007, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by jesus hates you+May 10 2007, 05:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jesus hates you @ May 10 2007, 05:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Msfyt@May 10 2007, 05:13 PM
how about atesk you make more accounts so you can hide behind them when you lip people off

lame
how about msfyt you dont resitrict my posting right just because i forgot that i was on a different username. honestly you think i dont have the balls to tell someone off on the internet?

just as lame

edit* haha i find it mad funny that clockwork...a kid who hates me, just gave me e-daps and said i had common sense cause he didnt know i was i had mulitple accounts. if he had known none of those words would have came out of his mouth. ahahaha. it&#39;s the little things in life. really.

on a serious note tho clockwork...i feel you. i got 2 sisters and if anyone like resin were to go near them i&#39;d make sure they were sucking their teeth off the pavement. and why you making the sandwich? you always have the girl make you one after you finish up :lol: . [/b][/quote]
You know man I think about getting pissed off anymore and its stupid you know. Atesk you know your shit and your confident as hell, and thats a good thing man.
I dont have problems with you mang. Im just fuckin giddy we agree on a subject, let alone one in the favorite sex position thread.

E beef is fo chumps.

You seen Piece by Piece yet Atesk? ITs killer.

jesus hates you
05-10-2007, 07:21 PM
lol i know right? this is kind of an akward place to be making the peace but whatever. i definitely can respect the fact that you jus dropped all the beef just like that. i officially announce this e beef squashed. and nah i havent seen peice by peice yet.

and to keep this thread on topic. i love the regular missionary...girl on her back you on top. nothing better than some passionate sex in the missionary position with a girl you are in love with :wub: . too bad shit isnt always that good and bitches are willing to rip out your heart merely half an hour afterwards <_< .....

:unsure: anyways... how bout them redsox?

La Coka Nostra
05-10-2007, 07:37 PM
How bout them fuckin Red Sox eh? B)

jesus hates you
05-10-2007, 07:42 PM
mass?

.A.K.4.7.
05-10-2007, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by jesus hates you@May 10 2007, 06:21 PM
lol i know right? this is kind of an akward place to be making the peace but whatever. i definitely can respect the fact that you jus dropped all the beef just like that. i officially announce this e beef squashed. and nah i havent seen peice by peice yet.

and to keep this thread on topic. i love the regular missionary...girl on her back you on top. nothing better than some passionate sex in the missionary position with a girl you are in love with :wub: . too bad shit isnt always that good and bitches are willing to rip out your heart merely half an hour afterwards <_< .....

:unsure: anyways... how bout them redsox?
hahahahahahahahaha&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

e beef is good fun, but anyone that takes it serious is funny&#33;


on a side note:

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/8201/121pxlongercatao4.gif

La Coka Nostra
05-10-2007, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by jesus hates you@May 10 2007, 06:42 PM
mass?
New Hampshire <_<

jesus hates you
05-10-2007, 08:20 PM
i feel sorry for you. i got mad relatives though so i cant really knock it.

JEDI-MASTER
05-10-2007, 08:24 PM
going to a party next week, might b able to work the magic nd get sumtin aside from head idk but i shall c

clockwork
05-10-2007, 08:28 PM
Oh shit.

The tilt a girl is sick.

You get your woman to lay over the edge of your bed (Or futon if your a pimp like ERME) and you just slay that shit.

ITs a modified diggitty diggity doggy stylee.
Tell your woman to moan my name when you hittin it. So the gods know whos boss.

TILT YA GIRL&#33;

(Record scratches)
Girl you love. Hey man whatever your into.
I do have a GF so even the Dirty sanchez is prolly cool.

La Coka Nostra
05-10-2007, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by jesus hates you@May 10 2007, 07:20 PM
i feel sorry for you. i got mad relatives though so i cant really knock it.
Regardless...Red Sox are winning :)

jesus hates you
05-10-2007, 09:41 PM
yes indeed my friend...yes indeed.

Nosypainter
05-20-2007, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by icanFLY+Apr 26 2007, 07:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (icanFLY @ Apr 26 2007, 07:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-10 Ton@Apr 26 2007, 01:18 PM
The Angry Pirate.

1. Get it in doggy style
2. Pull out before you blow it
3. spit on her back (to think you blew it)
4. Kick her in the leg
5. when she turns around shoot it in her eye

She&#39;ll have one eye, one leg and be the most pissed off bitch you&#39;ll ever meet.
lmfaooo

The Ol&#39; Switcherooo

1. start doggy style
2. face her to a window-less wall
3. have your friend that&#39;s hiding in the closet switch with you very smoothly
(its possible, because i usually take it out and then put it back in a lot)
4. you sneak out of your room QUIETLY.
5. go to the window facing your room
6. your friend turns her to face the window
7. smile and wave to her
:lol: [/b][/quote]
:o thats so bad lol see i dunno i havent tried all of these positions frankly i like to be ontop its my fav i like doing all the work thats weird for a girl but i love it

Phlame
05-20-2007, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by Nes@Feb 21 2007, 09:04 AM
me on my back
she on me with her back on me, maybe laying slighty on the bed (not full on me)
--&#62; you&#39;re hands are free to go everywhere and supper smooth
Yeah thats hot&#33;
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Maybe not the hottest, but I like this one... spooning and grooving slow... just feeling that shit, it alwayends up to another harder faster position but its a good warm up, I call it the sunday special, typical waking up with your girl on a sunday type thing, :P for me at least...

shie a.k.a. drone
05-20-2007, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by paint fumes have rotted my brain@Feb 20 2007, 04:28 PM
haha im on the first page,, bizzump....

i dunno ...

6969696969696969 <<< oh yeaaaa
virgin.... <_<

i write
05-21-2007, 06:52 AM
Aight, for all you pimps and dicks out there, i present the slippery ghecko:

When in the shower, go at it from behind, this aint dependant on a certain position but so long as her doo doo hole is looking at you.

then when youre sure that shes enjoying it, whip it out real quick and cram it in the affore mentioned doo doo hole, and then sit back and watch her squirm like a ghecko in a slippery shower,

and that, my friends, is the Slippery Ghecko. also a nice saying to go with it for when you nut is, either it goes in your mouth or your eye, you&#39;re choice.

KASE2
10-14-2007, 02:56 PM
YEA SO HOW ABOUT THAT "REVERSE COWGIRL" YEEEE. so short story, im tryna smash guts (fuck) lasnite aftr a dance i dj'd; talkin 2 these 2 beezies(girls) nd 1 of tha other guys i waz wit decides to yell "he haz 2 work" so tha 2 beezies say "oh sorry" nd walk away. wuta fuckin cock block mayne.

T_R_O_N
10-14-2007, 05:20 PM
i like the reverse tay zonday, that shit is brutal

RUDE_Bwoy
10-15-2007, 02:23 PM
i hit that azz from tha back

moze.2
10-27-2007, 11:09 PM
i hit that azz from tha back
AHAHAHAH no you dont you told me in a PM that you were like 12 or something. i hate when kids try to play off them being a badass. like when tonka( lord loss) said he was growing and everyone knows hes like 10

STONES ONES
10-28-2007, 12:48 AM
a bunch of horny pre teens discussing sex positions.......... cute

The1AndOnlySeen1
10-28-2007, 12:50 AM
the best posistion is the jump fart seen specialty

ekimboi1
10-28-2007, 12:50 AM
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

e beef is good fun, but anyone that takes it serious is funny!


on a side note:

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/8201/121pxlongercatao4.gif

thats a big streched out pussy!!lol

MARVY
11-01-2007, 11:45 PM
i like to do it in the fridge

Lucas
11-02-2007, 12:40 AM
Mexican tumble by far

Olick
11-02-2007, 12:45 AM
i like to have whip cream and pink tacos. then maby have a dirtysanchez on the side dish. and once in a while i like to watch hardcore food chanell with that hot bitch rose odonald talking about chicken. then i like to top it all off with a little foorplay with melted cheese and candlewax on my raging hard pussy.

sex without condoms
11-02-2007, 12:58 AM
John Wilkes Boothe(SP)
1. Do a girl doggystyle
2. Randomly pull out gun and shoot her in the back of the head