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AnteUp
08-03-2008, 03:28 PM
hahahaha sbombs is a horny bastard. :P


opening the fridge to mini pizzas, pizza rolls, or pizza bagels, or fettucini microwave dinners.

once again... long walks in the cold.

SBOMBS
08-03-2008, 03:30 PM
im to poor to fill my fridge

but i d love my goodol buddy 1.14L of blue dry 7.1% 7 days a week 24 hours a day:)
and on personnal notice sbombs is so horny if u leave ur girl with him hell steal her;)

AnteUp
08-03-2008, 03:34 PM
or just touch her while she's sleeping

SBOMBS
08-03-2008, 03:37 PM
they always like the sbombs sneek atack...its one of my trade marks....heehe in an out smoothly like a ninj:)

AnteUp
08-03-2008, 03:38 PM
hahahahahahaha. lmao^

i like to eat star crunches in large amounts.

WoeInfinite
08-03-2008, 03:45 PM
afro samurai
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h26/SoopaxVillain/afro_samurai_294_1024.jpg

SKECH-91
08-03-2008, 03:52 PM
i like sponge bob .............. oh and playing with puppies

merp13
08-03-2008, 04:11 PM
when a brand new order of paint comes in.
when your drunk girlfriend hugs up to you.
waking up on a weekend 12 midday
when your really hungry and then you have christmas dinner
going out with mates on a summer evening

ca$hville
08-03-2008, 04:44 PM
afro samurai
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h26/SoopaxVillain/afro_samurai_294_1024.jpg

same here

rambler
08-03-2008, 11:12 PM
afro samurai just made my day.

also: The steam rising from a freshly microwaved Cup Noodles when you're too tired to make anything real.

PureSole
08-03-2008, 11:28 PM
^lol you and your frozen food
obese ass *****aaa

WoeInfinite
08-03-2008, 11:56 PM
listening to Common.

rambler
08-04-2008, 12:32 AM
^lol you and your frozen food
obese ass *****aaa


:(

but im not obese...
anymore...

RetroLikeWhoa13
08-04-2008, 12:40 AM
how is Afro Samurai. i wanted to buy it but i was weary.

simple zen
08-04-2008, 12:01 PM
common's alright, but he's kinda boring. i've just heard too much crazy shit to sit on someone simple. sounds whack right?

anyway, kisses on your neck. ohp!!!!! just copped a boney.

SBOMBS
08-04-2008, 12:17 PM
eatin cereals out of a cup when ur gal is workin her ass off at her job...
her rushin back home to give me some head on lunch breaks

apparantly a good cup of sbombs magical jizz gives u energy and is low on fat:P

BIGel
08-05-2008, 03:19 AM
your a sick and depraved animal sbombs.

foureyes
08-05-2008, 12:17 PM
when i stop sketching to smoke a cig and look over wat i have so far
getting tattoos not really having them but when your getting them done
handin out stickers and seeing that other people are actually putting them up
not having my phone go off all day

whosthisguy
08-05-2008, 01:13 PM
when being mid 69 and her stopping to say, "baby i want you"...."oh yeah?"..."can I have you?" "aha fuck yeah"

i wouldn't have posted that normally but it just happened last night soooo =) 3 days in a row of amazinggggggg sex.

IGOTWHATYOUNEED
08-05-2008, 01:18 PM
when you buy new shoes :D

RetroLikeWhoa13
08-05-2008, 02:00 PM
when you buy new shoes and they finally break in.

RetroLikeWhoa13
08-06-2008, 01:20 AM
doing paintings for skanky girls.

foureyes
08-06-2008, 11:26 AM
^ they always love that shit haha

being fresh and clean right out the shower and smoking

tahsk570
08-09-2008, 05:54 PM
sex without effort.

sixty9
08-09-2008, 07:57 PM
wake'n up with no hangover.... today aint that day

your so rugged my man

WoeInfinite
08-10-2008, 05:38 PM
kingdom hearts series...

Wallace
08-10-2008, 07:09 PM
driving

laying/sitting outside with a breeze

Proper
08-10-2008, 07:44 PM
driving

laying/sitting outside with a breeze

Driving? I use to think driving was fun and shit but after having to run errands and drive people places, driving got boring and old. :/

Watching the 49ers play some ball. We suck though, s'allgood. Not really :(

La Coka Nostra
08-17-2008, 03:28 PM
sitting alone in a dark room, smoking bowls of headies.

WoeInfinite
08-17-2008, 03:53 PM
spinning a ruler on a pencil.
or getting the end of a pen stuck to your tongue, so it just hangs there...

fuck being bored in school...

MF The Super Villain
08-17-2008, 04:26 PM
i love the feeling of pussy sliding down my dick, when it first goes in it feels best!
i love clean sheets
the world's first diet soda (TaB)
arizona 23 oz. sweet tea in a can
my brand new handstyle
black socks
when my girl falls asleep after sex, i love wearing women out
kicking it with my mom, sister an neice
blunts, bowls, bongs, n joints to the dome
brand new flow pens, mops, cnas n caps
riding around smoking danks with my best friend
my daughter savannah and how peace she is
tacos ( the white box kind)

DRONE_905
08-17-2008, 04:54 PM
Mf You tha man haha

i like kimchi soup bitches and the knockoff dr.pepper, dr.thunder

DRONE_905
08-17-2008, 04:54 PM
arizona ice tea is nice too

simple zen
08-18-2008, 12:34 PM
i like sketching different words all day in my living room, having the tv just for company. listening to aesop rock, smoking a cigarette looking at the words i'm drawing and criticizing it thinking "i have all the time in the world". it being 3 in the morning and having nothing to worry about. no school, no work, no priorities, just me and my recooperation time with hydrocodone.

Aidm23
08-19-2008, 01:17 AM
When you gotta take a shit like a motha, then when you sit down n get it done...

smoking a cig on a nice night wit a good jam bumpin in the car

bustin out somthing sick when you were jus fuckin around

escapeyourlife
08-19-2008, 01:31 AM
knowing your about to get some.
finishing a dope burner.
windows down crusing with the boys with some chill tunezz.
having a chick ask to get on your dick.

GraffitiEast2008
08-20-2008, 10:25 PM
skating early in the morning soo u can see the sun rise .. its the shit

WoeInfinite
08-20-2008, 10:47 PM
skating period.

Diostah
08-20-2008, 11:27 PM
Taking the green hit, even though you didn't put ins... :)

murdok
08-21-2008, 04:00 AM
sleeping in the shower!

oh...... i know what you mean.

you get like, this state of conscienceness where your .... asleep, but awake, you feel the water hitting you. which kinda helps you keep track of the time unlike when you normally sleep. did that countless times before school in the fall/winter.

eating a 4x4 from in and out, then just waiting for it to digest.
the number 6.
when you remember memories from when you were little that you forgot about.
waking up from either realistic ass dreams or crazy "wtf?? i just had like six dreams in one"
deja vu.
doing shit knowing no one in this whole world knows about but you.
when i pop my back, neck, fingers, toes, or anythings i can pop and it feels hella good.
those random agressive moments where all i wanna do is beat shit with a baseball bat, but never do... i really need to get a bat.
scaring the shit outta people.
skateboarding outside at four in the morning.
shooting birds(i'm a serial bird killer, if it flies... it dies)
a good glass of chocolate milk.
buying people things they want.
i think thats all i've got for now.

Vagrant
08-21-2008, 01:05 PM
going out at night, exploring some places, and finding the most perfect mother fucking abandoned rooftop to paint...

I did this last night. Shit is amazing

mrmesh
08-21-2008, 01:08 PM
refillin your mop, man that makes me feel good.

or just chillin in the sun with a coke and watchin girls in their summer clothes :)

Diostah
08-21-2008, 01:26 PM
Kicking it with this one girl... it feels like its only been 5 minutes but in reality its been hours.

rambler
08-21-2008, 01:32 PM
a personal fan at 3 in the morning.

sketch3
08-21-2008, 01:33 PM
the word hootnany

RX-1
08-21-2008, 07:29 PM
biking stoned
cooking stoned
drawing stoned
climbing stoned
hmmm, everything is better high.

oh, and bong hits on the toilet. solid gold

sketch3
08-21-2008, 08:52 PM
ur coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

TESTER
08-21-2008, 08:53 PM
the cold side of the pillow.....

full cans of paint.....

having your girl put your hands on her tits and squeezing them....

and SKETCH3 yes the word hootnany is a small pleasure

simple zen
08-21-2008, 08:56 PM
fuck yeah tits are awesome.

RezOner..
08-21-2008, 10:36 PM
sigged

RX-1
08-21-2008, 11:05 PM
ur coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

does it make me coole3r that i listen to cypress hill's "hits from the bong" as i do all of the above?

"Bi2aR"
08-21-2008, 11:42 PM
I'm sure words couldn't express how cool that is

Diostah
08-22-2008, 12:01 AM
Walking right past security at a store and knowing you pockets are filled with merch.
Then walking to your car without any problems. :)

anti-anti-crime
08-22-2008, 12:11 AM
when you stuffed your pockets with meanstreaks, and white out pens. and when your back pack is full of paint as you walk past the cash register and the girl at the register says
"have a nice day!"

keenur
08-22-2008, 11:37 AM
racking

refilling mops

throwing away empty meanstreaks

emptying cans

Diostah
08-22-2008, 04:25 PM
Finding scraps at the local yard!!!

wafflecakee
08-23-2008, 05:35 PM
wireless internet on the greyhound, dopest shit ever

RetroLikeWhoa13
08-24-2008, 01:24 AM
having my hair brushed.
oh god.

Ayaz
08-24-2008, 01:55 AM
just chillin on the corner with my friends at night watching cars go by. that shit is the best.

ohgawdxcarcrash
08-24-2008, 02:56 AM
I don't know why but on chilly days, or any other day.. the clean laundry smell is like crack.

Subconcious
08-26-2008, 04:11 PM
being the first one to stick ur knife in the jam jar

Hell yeah.

Climbing all the way up that tower you always wanted to climb and seeing as far as you can your city lights at night.

Hanging out in the abandoned subway ALL DAY just admiring all the graff-covered walls. Then, when you here someone else climbing down and you start freaking out just in case it's a cop, you see him and he sees you and he's got a can of paint in his hands. We just nod and he just goes to finish what he came down here to do.

Riding my bike all day, 120 mile ride, and 2 miles from home it starts raining.

Thunderstorms.

Having a 2-hour chill session not saying anything at all, just gettin' lost in your music.

Seeing that same tag that managed to last years in that spot.

Seeing people taking pictures of your work when there is plenty of other things they could be taking pictures of.

Skore
08-28-2008, 11:57 AM
when i dont have any skigs and i find one in my room

LikeRainButNot
08-28-2008, 11:15 PM
fresh french toast. the total shit haha.

sneaking into movies wen ur friends have all paid.

having absolutely nothing to do and chillin all day.

Mr yarbles
08-28-2008, 11:38 PM
Sittin in the garage watchin the rain and lightning
It's the chillest thing ever.

Subconcious
08-28-2008, 11:40 PM
Def.

DOUG FUNNY
08-29-2008, 04:10 AM
dropping salt in peoples drinks at denys when they aren't looking and watching them make horrible faces.

♥♥ MI$$ JINX DE$TROY™♥♥KD
08-29-2008, 08:29 AM
The thing that makes me happy is when i smoke weed ye yeyyyy!!!

NoHero13
08-29-2008, 09:47 PM
kicking an empty can into the river when you're done piecing.
the feeling jsut after throwin up a bomb as burner.
watching people givin props to graff on the street and not know its yours.

Subconcious
08-30-2008, 12:31 AM
watching people givin props to graff on the street and not know its yours.

Fuck. Yeah. I love that feeling more than alot of other things...

mmmburgers
08-30-2008, 12:38 AM
having the first smoke of the day
OMG!!!!

A//resistance
08-30-2008, 06:44 PM
kicking an empty can into the river when you're done piecing.
the feeling jsut after throwin up a bomb as burner.
watching people givin props to graff on the street and not know its yours.

cleaning up people's shit after fishing on the river....
calling my boss a human piece of shit for throwing a cig. butt out the window.

kojack
08-30-2008, 08:12 PM
Going sailing.

Being hypnotized by the computer and having my dog come over and nudge me in the arm wanting to play.

Flicking through channels and seeing your favorite movie on TV even though you've got it on dvd.

simple zen
08-31-2008, 10:27 PM
watching spongebob squarepants despite bein' a grown ass.

exitus
08-31-2008, 10:32 PM
haha /\

my dog does that /\ /\

rukijo
08-31-2008, 10:35 PM
your dog watches sponge bob?
thats fuckn cool man

simple zen
08-31-2008, 10:55 PM
i was gonna say... if i had a photobucket account i would have posted a pic of a dog peeing and i woulda said "my dog does this"

exitus
08-31-2008, 11:12 PM
lol i wish my dog was cool enough to watch spongebob
no my dog hangs out with my when im on the interwebz

simple zen
08-31-2008, 11:59 PM
hearing these lines in the song water by aesop rock is a small pleasure...

I'm just trying to be some body I can talk to in the morning
with a smile'

'I'm just trying to build my self to act as a truly better man
damn'

hElpmE122
09-02-2008, 11:59 AM
finding 5 bucks in your pants

hElpmE122
09-02-2008, 12:03 PM
going to the art museum and seeing a painting in real life

simple zen
09-02-2008, 12:51 PM
i like posting in this thread because it makes me remember...

i like the feeling of following a girl into her bedroom, knowing that within the next 5 minutes you'll be hittin' skins. tingly feelings.

SLEEP905
09-02-2008, 09:29 PM
cans rattling
fresh markers
the sound of football pads smashing

exitus
09-02-2008, 09:56 PM
haha football

when your hungry and your favorite restaurant is right around the corner

KASE2
09-02-2008, 10:22 PM
pussy... think about it

WoeInfinite
09-03-2008, 04:49 PM
when you fuck your girl and she leaves a big ol wet spot on the couch.

and strawberry shortcake icecream pops

SLEEP905
09-03-2008, 07:06 PM
cant forget the sound of people smashing into each other in a rugby game

SBOMBS
09-03-2008, 07:11 PM
pissing in a corner of a room in someones house u hate
payday motherfucker!!

SALVO
09-12-2008, 05:31 PM
Waking up early to see your girl off to work, going back to sleep because you have the day off. Then waking up at 12 in the afternoon, having a morning smoke with a cup of joe, eating apple oatmeal wrapping up a jay, take the dog for a walk. Get back and nerd it up on elder scrolls of oblivion for a couple hours. Today is a good day.

Gnar
09-12-2008, 10:47 PM
painting with the boo and the smell of my ink rite after i sighn a piece

JEDI-MASTER
09-13-2008, 04:52 PM
bustin ur balls to create something from nothing, like a shed or something and then jus be like damn,i made that shit outta MY own 2 hands. earning scars.trippin on shrooms while listening to sum good music.concerts.

Comrade
09-27-2008, 02:41 PM
Taking the first breath when you go outside on a really fucking cold day and your lungs burn
Droping a duce while at work and getting paid to do so

Proper
09-27-2008, 03:46 PM
Downloading new music and trying to catch up to Gesus' post-count.

sketch3
09-27-2008, 03:47 PM
getting banged

Proper
09-27-2008, 03:49 PM
getting banged

Hahahahahaha!

sketch3
09-27-2008, 03:51 PM
just another notch on muh e bed

ESKiMO2
09-27-2008, 04:52 PM
Seeing the special holiday Google logo.

CAN-KILLER
09-28-2008, 04:34 PM
fucking midgets while on there period thats the best

AVANDALNAMEDGNAR
09-28-2008, 05:56 PM
Seeing late 70's early 80's graffiti
laying next to my lady after fucking and laughing for no reason
mobbing the streets till the early morning throwin up tags
meeting a new writer
whenever ppl talk about your work but they dont know its you...

WoeInfinite
09-28-2008, 08:05 PM
Seeing the special holiday Google logo.

ohhh thats a good one.
goin ot the bank and seeing more money than you had cuz your jobs direct deposit

Comrade
09-29-2008, 07:41 PM
Riding in your car, and when you get to where you are going, the song you are listing to ends RIGHT as you get there.

Its like intro music when you are about to throw down.

Oink.
09-29-2008, 09:09 PM
relaxing in the first day of plus 30weather.
gettin buzzed while fishing.
smoking cigs inside
walking/running/skating/biking(i havnt been able to do any of those for over a year)
the sleep after a buncha dillliess.
getting so drunk the night before nd you wakeup happy nd not hungover.
being home alone
18degree weather.
hot showers in cold ass weather.

Scheme*119
10-01-2008, 12:19 PM
smoking a rock with ya pops

simple zen
10-01-2008, 12:20 PM
as i can see scheme, you like pullin' them emo chicks huh?

Scheme*119
10-01-2008, 12:28 PM
as i can see scheme, you like pullin' them emo chicks huh?

its fun

simple zen
10-01-2008, 12:37 PM
she look good, but she looks like a cryer.

Scheme*119
10-01-2008, 12:40 PM
she was, thats why i deaded her, im a really relaxed guy, i dont need some girl dumping all her problems on me

simple zen
10-01-2008, 12:42 PM
she was, thats why i deaded her, im a really relaxed guy, i dont need some girl taking a dump all on my chest and shit

i agree, that's fucking gross.

deaded?

Scheme*119
10-01-2008, 12:44 PM
left her

simple zen
10-01-2008, 12:50 PM
oh, trill. you shoulda raped her on the way out. consentially of course.

Scheme*119
10-01-2008, 12:54 PM
yeah man, i broke it off on her birthday, a few hours after i piped *thumbs up*

and on that note, gotta go drive the new chick to work, stay g status bluuuuuud yo yo mtv raps, PEACE

simple zen
10-01-2008, 12:58 PM
on her birthday?! you my friend, are heartless.

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/betrayal.jpg

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10-10-2008, 07:11 AM
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SALVO
10-10-2008, 11:04 AM
The fuck.....


Cigarettes and coffee
News paper and coffee
Laptop and coffee
Cheerios and coffee
And a space heater for those cold mornings.

anti-anti-crime
10-10-2008, 12:15 PM
the smell of a deco
the sound of a deco against the black book pages
the sound of the ball of a presco white out pen against glass
having a south park moment
being able to laugh when somebody is told they have mental issues because there mother was an alcoholic and there father was physically abusive. (a different south park moment)

respERATION
10-10-2008, 12:22 PM
anti pleasures me...

anti-anti-crime
10-10-2008, 12:38 PM
i knew you would say something like that resp.










repsERATION's tight pooter.

nero112
10-10-2008, 12:39 PM
coffee and ciggarettes, mint cigs once in a while and the look of the world when you fly over it and watching the sunrise through a small window

anti-anti-crime
10-10-2008, 12:40 PM
she was, thats why i deaded her, im a really relaxed guy, i dont need some girl dumping all her problems on me woah. im not trippin or anything, but your when i looked at the screen away from your avatar it looks like the dude was bouncing up and down with the mushroom.

nero112
10-10-2008, 12:50 PM
watching phantom of the opera, and remembering how things were when i watched it with my girl.. damn i need to try n fix that shit:/

unreal180
10-10-2008, 01:10 PM
gate crashing a crap party and taking all there booze to a good party

WoeInfinite
10-10-2008, 01:21 PM
standing outside on a cool night and staring at the starsss

nero112
10-10-2008, 01:21 PM
oh woe kiss me

FoRkK24
10-11-2008, 08:23 PM
taking a trip through snow covered Queens

TASR
10-12-2008, 11:52 AM
looking down a street at 3 am and not seeing a single car

waking up in the morning and seeing your hand covered in paint

being really blitzed and having to mission home and when you get home you ust pass out on your bed

That's the shit.

sketch_three
10-12-2008, 12:01 PM
how woes sigs et incresingly gayer

PeeInTheShower
10-12-2008, 01:01 PM
looking down a street at 3 am and not seeing a single car.

i love it!

sketch_three
10-12-2008, 01:04 PM
were te fuck do ou guys live, theirs allways cars about

Mr_Amaziing
10-12-2008, 05:10 PM
Snowdays!

~~>ANTIK<~~
10-12-2008, 06:23 PM
pissing people off

RetroLikeWhoa13
10-12-2008, 06:24 PM
being with friends you havent seen in a while.

R.I.P.kost
10-12-2008, 07:32 PM
catchin a mustache ride after a long day at work

Cadaver
10-13-2008, 04:07 AM
when ur constipated....and u get diarrhea
:D

AVANDALNAMEDGNAR
10-13-2008, 05:07 AM
hearing a favorite song you havent heard in a long time....

DaBluntHead
10-13-2008, 12:47 PM
crackin a blunt
smokin a cig with beer
having weed for the first time in 2 days
having chicks talking to you about sex when you dont even know them
smokin a spliff with a really hot chick you barely even know and she asks for a shot
when you wake up in the morning thirsty as a motherfucker and you have pink lemonade , cold with ice , just there.
bottle hits of thc
when you wake up in your house and your friends are passed out on the couch and the floor and you come up with a spliff to yell wake n bake
wake n bake
big tits
playing soccer
when your parents leave for the weekend
the feel of brand new white tees
smoking while riding in a car
listening to music on shrooms
moving to a new house right next to your friends house

SALVO
10-14-2008, 10:49 AM
Watching the Tampa Bay Rays fucking destroy the Boston re sox in fucking fenway park.

Syk1
10-14-2008, 06:20 PM
smoking weed everyday, going fast and falling hard, frontside pop shuv-its paint and heavy metal complete my day

sketch_three
10-14-2008, 06:31 PM
how im actualy god like on street fighter alpha 3

making samichis

getting absolutley fucked at a rave and talking with a prety girl whos equally out of it

when ur intoxicated flirting leads to somthin

talking bullshit with strangers wwhen your coming home from the pub

finding a dope mc iv never herd before

randomly hearing reggae(out of the house)

getting extra fat bags o weed/when it looks small but grinds out huge

old friends who u havnt spoken with in ages callin

halloween

when people fall for my favirote pactical joke,
switch thr breaks on a bike so the back break stops the front wheel,
then bet them £20 they cant skid from #here# to #here#
(make sure its not a huge distence so they deffinetly think thy can do it)
they willfuckin fly down he road as fast as they can, then when the pull the break
BANG thy flip over the front of the bike and need a dentistt

try it

thawbrkone
10-14-2008, 06:34 PM
puttin in that new tape and hot boxing around town
opening up a new box of dunks
been stumbling drunk all day and once u hit the bed that im finally home feeling
jus smoked and walk in to rite aid drink isle and seeing everyflavor fanta and sunkist
chillin round a bonfire in winter
talkin on phone all night with new girl and gettin that good clean vibe
ordering something off internet and when it finally comes in

thawbrkone
10-14-2008, 06:37 PM
your high as fuck at a restaraunt and u see the waiter turning the corner with your food in the hand

MontanaPainter
10-14-2008, 07:34 PM
word^

its what happens at ihop

PeeInTheShower
10-14-2008, 07:37 PM
ihop and dennys seem to be the stoner restaurants of the US.

i like sitting on top of an electrical box, with no contraband on you whatsoever, at two in the morning, smoking a joint, watching what little cars go by, while listening to bonobo. i realize marijuana is contraband, but it's straight if you just bring a single joint with you.

WoeInfinite
10-14-2008, 10:49 PM
the sound of opening a can of JOLT energy drink..

SlurpSlurpSlapp
10-15-2008, 04:17 PM
talking to strangers when you're completely fucked

PeeInTheShower
10-15-2008, 04:24 PM
-getting more graff supplies for free, with the exception of a sakura and a mop from a graff store...
-eating latenight while stoned
-firm tight kung fu grip on the booty
-disposing of a paint can after wreckin' shit all night, knowing you're in the clear.

MontanaPainter
10-15-2008, 04:58 PM
eating small children

om nom nom

DaBluntHead
10-15-2008, 11:32 PM
rolling a beautiful jay
smokin at work knowing your getting paid
pizza hut , nuff said
having a new board
on the beach with chicks all around
doing nothing
saying something completely stupid and dont feel bad about it

wrekstyle
10-30-2008, 02:56 PM
When im bombin or jus throwin a tagg...and ppl stop and watch they dont call cops or nothing they jus stand there like "wow"...

PeeInTheShower
10-30-2008, 09:20 PM
wow you're such a poeleece offasur.

-shootin' the shit with people at the bus stop
-fine ass females at the beach lookin' at you when you take your shirt off
-smoking a menthol after a huge meal
-being full enough to where you don't have to eat the rest of the day (thank god for golden corral)
-being let go by police to go smoke a blunt

blaje
10-30-2008, 09:41 PM
waking up Sunday during the winter and laying in bed for another hour

SALVO
10-30-2008, 11:02 PM
The smell of a dusty heater turning on.
Cigarette with a coffee and something to read.
A Lebonese chicken gyro with an orange soda.

MoNkEy
10-30-2008, 11:11 PM
i like sitting on top of an electrical box, with no contraband on you whatsoever, at two in the morning, smoking a joint, watching what little cars go by, while listening to bonobo. i realize marijuana is contraband, but it's straight if you just bring a single joint with you.

i always do this when i walk home from work of an evening....and funnily enough usually to bonobo as well :P Just sit there at 2-3am, watch shit go by for an hour or so, then piddle of to my bed and just sleep....

BigBlueViolence
10-30-2008, 11:22 PM
I really like irritating people,
like, just arguing with them and picking out every instability in their argument,
until they just go batshit crazy because I pissed them off.

I'm an asshole.

blaje
10-31-2008, 06:45 AM
I really like irritating people,
like, just arguing with them and picking out every instability in their argument,
until they just go batshit crazy because I pissed them off.

I'm an asshole.

haha i dig dude, whats great is to keep telling them that they're contradicting themselves even if they're not

bountyhunter113
10-31-2008, 07:35 AM
when the school day finally ends....

Fazed
10-31-2008, 09:25 AM
standing in front of those huge fans when it's really hot
or sitting on a heater when it's really cold

Subconcious
10-31-2008, 04:32 PM
When im bombin or jus throwin a tagg...and ppl stop and watch they dont call cops or nothing they jus stand there like "wow"...



wow you're such a poeleece offasur.

Nah, that's the best

Payday... The. Best.

DOUG FUNNY
10-31-2008, 04:53 PM
going to http://www.thatscrack.net/

osnapizzel
10-31-2008, 05:30 PM
pay day for real

dome blunts in the morning

EgoZen
11-01-2008, 12:12 AM
Coming home from a good gig!

WoeInfinite
11-01-2008, 12:36 AM
reeses peanut butter cups
O.O

MF The Super Villain
11-01-2008, 10:42 AM
Having pillows all around me when i sleep
Making my girl cum with my tounge
The same jeans two days in a row
The last pieces, scroll, and charecter me and my crew did
MY L.L. Bean sweater(it's not Tina's, It's mine!)
My Black Loc's
Seeing her beautiful face
Mumma Doo
The sound the helicopper makes so i hear it coming
The way i twist
Not cutting my left toe nails

anti-anti-crime
11-01-2008, 11:52 AM
seeing a hand you did 2 weeks ago that hasnt been buffed.
playing call of duty 5 knowing millions of others are waiting for it to come out
halloween
watching a laughing at drunk people

Canser Kills Kids
11-01-2008, 07:36 PM
being the drunk guy anti-crime laughs at

Noddles912300
11-01-2008, 09:59 PM
Eating midgets. It tastes just like small children, but less guilt cause their adults.

RetroLikeWhoa13
11-01-2008, 11:19 PM
actually being tired when you are trying to go to sleep.
night trips to another state to drink, and be with friends.
power naps.
heavy dinners.
putting a bag of m&m's on layaway at your local walmart.

blaje
11-03-2008, 07:52 PM
jumping shit talkers, and lightin' em up with paint ball guns

cold cans of coke

the ice at frisch's big boy

gnoming

just chilling at the park throwing a frisbee or ball with a couple friends

napping around on a rainy day, or reading a good book on a rainy day

TASR
11-03-2008, 07:57 PM
Smoking a J and throwing a ball around with your buds(nice^)

Juicing up your marker on a scrap piece of paper and lighting it

Getting out of a store, walking a block away and just unloading your pockets and what you stuck into your belt and admiring the catch of the day

MontanaPainter
11-03-2008, 08:13 PM
word the fuck up on the last onehaha

blaje
11-03-2008, 08:25 PM
oh yeah
and a cold ass glass of milk

WoeInfinite
11-03-2008, 08:30 PM
micheal jacksons thriller, dont stop till you get enough, and beat it.

TASR
11-03-2008, 08:35 PM
true fucking say, a nice tall glass of milk that you chugg. wwww , mista krabs

blaje
11-03-2008, 08:35 PM
micheal jacksons thriller, dont stop till you get enough, and beat it.
ha, a haunted house near here had this giant ass video for waiting in line since its like an hour late and it gives you this big ass back story on it, then they had all the characters doing the thriller dance, they almost had to take us out of line we were laughing so hard... i thought i was gonna throw up

atlok7
11-03-2008, 08:41 PM
waking up and finding leftover pizza in the fridge

TASR
11-03-2008, 08:47 PM
Waking up after a party and finding out that you still have enough JD to get you drunk and enough bud to pitch with your friends

blaje
11-03-2008, 08:49 PM
waking up and finding leftover pizza in the fridge

hell yeah,
then you gotta eat it cold and doused with hot sauce

TASR
11-03-2008, 08:55 PM
^i'd rather warm it upa bit in the microwave, makes the cheese rubber like. fucken delish

RetroLikeWhoa13
11-04-2008, 01:01 AM
here we eat pizza with ranch dressing...dont diss it until you've tried it.

Proper
11-04-2008, 01:18 AM
here we eat pizza with ranch dressing...dont diss it until you've tried it.
Hahaha, I use to get a lot of disgusted and weird reactions because of that too! Now everyone is putting ranch on their pizza.

Delicious.

Another thing that gets a lot of mixed reactions is when I blot my pizza with a napkin. I like saving those calories for the ranch. ;)

blaje
11-04-2008, 10:12 AM
here we eat pizza with ranch dressing...dont diss it until you've tried it.

Who would diss that?
thats the shit, or buffalo ranch from little ceasars

PeeInTheShower
11-04-2008, 10:14 AM
sorry to be such a mood killer...

but a small pleasure... is the legacy a good friend of yours left behind after they passed away. knowing that they're still there with you, because they taught you so much from the time they were alive.

RIP my brother dave.

TASR
11-04-2008, 10:35 AM
I'm sorry^

and eating cracker barrel cheese slices dipped in ranch, along with soda crackers dipped in ranch

RetroLikeWhoa13
11-04-2008, 01:54 PM
Another thing that gets a lot of mixed reactions is when I blot my pizza with a napkin. I like saving those calories for the ranch. ;)

i used to do that. and then i just found a local shop that doesnt have a fuckton of grease. the pizza here is pretty good. we pull from alot of different places, though we have no real pizza style of our own.

blaje
11-04-2008, 04:30 PM
having no one home so you can fucking blair your music...theres usually someone here(live in a duplex)
so its always nice

TASR
11-04-2008, 06:41 PM
^ having mo one home a having a couple buddys over for a night of crunk-ness

TASR
11-04-2008, 08:30 PM
Going to a graffiti hotspot and finding half full cans

whahappen?
11-04-2008, 08:49 PM
Going to a graffiti hotspot and finding half full cans
im really diggin the 3 foot penis in your sig dog

TASR
11-04-2008, 08:57 PM
It's the kind of dick you just wanna tickle.

blaje
11-05-2008, 06:32 PM
The movie Kingdom Of Heaven...fucking sweet....
especially when Orlando Bloom lights the priest on fire

BAGS
11-05-2008, 06:50 PM
Driving with no traffic late at night.

Waking up in the morning and rolling to your side to let out a nice long fart.

When your girl isn't chewing your ear out.

FailOne
11-05-2008, 08:00 PM
Coffee and a cigarette
Beer and a cigarrette
Orgasm and a cigarette
In that order

^^^^
+ wake n bake
or blazin before bed
or just blazin in general

nine one
11-05-2008, 08:18 PM
Getting out of a store, walking a block away and just unloading your pockets and what you stuck into your belt and admiring the catch of the day

haha ye,, i used to go to this food store,grab a plastic bag, grab like 10 bags of beef jerky, some kiwi mops, grab some chicken pieces from the deli, grab a rockstar or some arizona, walk out like there is no tomorrow.. and devore that shit on a local bench

TASR
11-05-2008, 08:21 PM
^You write for NWC? I saw some red NWC tags near fairview, havent been there in a while tho.

nine one
11-05-2008, 08:41 PM
^^^^ Yeah i do, got a name change though.

RetroLikeWhoa13
11-05-2008, 09:19 PM
the way professor zoidberg says "robot."
and also his...well i dont know what to call it, but the sound he makes.

CAN-KILLER
11-05-2008, 09:22 PM
smokin a grape blunt the eatin pussy.

blaje
11-06-2008, 07:29 AM
strawberries and a brew

TASR
11-07-2008, 07:35 AM
NOt getting aids from the "naborhood" slut

.A.K.4.7.
11-07-2008, 09:02 AM
coming home drunk and talking kaka on bombingsciecne and pissing off sensitive homos like gesus

atlok7
11-09-2008, 02:01 AM
^i'd rather warm it upa bit in the microwave, makes the cheese rubber like. fucken delish

hell ya my *****!! i love left over micro-waved food. and to the dude who likes ranch with pizza, i love you. my dad gets this green jalapeno sauce and its good as hell on pizza too. i recommend it. and ya if you are getting sick of ketchup with fries try fries with a lil mayo. shit is delicious.

blaje
11-09-2008, 07:56 PM
Ive tried that, but i think bbq sauce on fries is the best

WoeInfinite
11-09-2008, 08:45 PM
twisting/pulling out my hair.
badd habit.
:[

BAGS
11-09-2008, 09:38 PM
^that's a pleasure?

Watching Everybody Loves Raymond and King of Queens back to back.

TASR
11-09-2008, 09:57 PM
Oooooh def^

WoeInfinite
11-10-2008, 01:07 AM
^that's a pleasure?

Watching Everybody Loves Raymond and King of Queens back to back.

eh, doesnt bother me, and its a stress reliever, so yeah i guess its a small pleasure.
haha.
makin my girlfriend finish before me when we fuck
and snapple lemon iced tea

BAGS
11-11-2008, 09:08 PM
^You're just kinky that's why.



90's hip hop.
when my mini-fridge is stocked up with pineapple juice and pudding.
seeing gas go down almost everyday

blaje
11-11-2008, 09:56 PM
I haven't had pineapple juice for like 6 years!
that stuffs the shit!

Watching history channel when it has something interesting on...not just axmen or some shit

WoeInfinite
11-11-2008, 11:36 PM
scrambled eggs with brown rice.
:]

~~>ANTIK<~~
11-12-2008, 12:32 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBBleNvbXt4

smooth_nuts
11-12-2008, 03:13 AM
getting one of those $1.98 32oz bottles of lipton lemon ice tea at the dollar store when your thirsty as shit...
breaking anything made of glass...
the plastic wrapped subs that come with shitty school lunches haha...
watching married with children...
yeah.

Subconcious
11-12-2008, 02:54 PM
All this talk about food is making me hungry as shit.

Pullin off that sick move you've been workin on an every1's like "WHAT?!?!"

yoda
11-13-2008, 09:59 AM
girlz that yawn beautifully.

AVANDALNAMEDGNAR
11-13-2008, 05:39 PM
Just standing outside and its like 20 degrees and no clouds, just the moon and the stars, and u just stand there think about random shit..
Walking around town by yourself and its like 90 degrees outside..
Putting on your headphones and getting ready for a late night mission...word

rise_&_fight
11-13-2008, 05:49 PM
going down the local greasy spoon the morning after a night out and having a fry up.

MEATBALL
11-13-2008, 06:50 PM
Pissing with the door open.
Waking up really early, pissing, then getting back in bed.
Pissing outside when its cool out, whether it morning, afternoon, or night.
Dr. Pepper
When you are in a line and people leave the line so it gets shorter.
Arguing with the teacher and finally convincing to them you are right.
Sleeping with a girl..not sex...sleep
Then waking up and her be all up and cuddled on you.
Randomly smelling cake.
Meh Flowpen
Snowdays
Cool and cold weather.
Walking around with friends and talking.
When a nice person calls in at work.
Not having to go to work.
Gears of War 2
Interwebs
Bombing Science
Christmas
Thanksgiving
Halloween
Stretching after a nap.
Sleeping during class.
Attack of the Show
Porn
Multi-media class
IVR calls at work
Proving people wrong.
Watching people fight
Chick-fil-a
Zebra Cakes


Alot of these have been said already...but oh well.

RetroLikeWhoa13
11-14-2008, 12:38 AM
when people with foreign accents (to me) come into work.

i often also enjoy demolishing defective appliances with a sledge hammer and baseball bats. i think the largest thing i have done was a big screen television that someone left by the side of the road.

DaBluntHead
11-14-2008, 02:07 AM
when pussy calls
new bong
hdtvs
trident melon twist chewing gum
tupac- im gettin money
new furniture
fried chicken
skating on ice w/ freshly sharpened ice skates
payday
burger king
when you had the shittiest day of your life , you get home and throw yourself on the bed , light a cig , put on headphones and listen to music loud as shit
getting buffed and noticing it
old friends that randomly calls
ice cold beerr around a fire in the country with friends
just being happy
laughing
having your parents buy you shit you didnt want to ask them to pay

BIGel
11-14-2008, 03:17 AM
^that's a pleasure?

Watching Everybody Loves Raymond and King of Queens back to back.

Everybody Loves Raymond is officialy the worst and gayest show on tv. it should only appeal to you if you're over 35, are married, and have lost your testicles.

PeeInTheShower
05-09-2009, 12:35 AM
-peeing after sex/jackin my shit
-thinking about the line to my favorite song as i'm nuttin (if you haven't tried this i strongly recommend it)
-driving on the highway smokin' an L (by my god damn self) listenin' to my favorite mix
-peeing in the shower
-tall glass of milk with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without crusts (yeah fuck with me, i'm still a little kid at heart)
-getting a close ass shave, washing your face and hands, then feeling how smooth your face is (wouldn't want to touch your face with dutty finghaz)
-getting my point across by using parenthesis (well i'm not really getting my point across, but i'm adding more to it to clarify any confusion, or to justify why i typed what i did before)

Backalley Abortion Doctor
05-09-2009, 12:39 AM
Resees

8732
05-09-2009, 01:17 AM
Brand new socks.
Chicken burgers for lunch.
The smell of the ink in your fresh tag.
Late night snacks.
Being outside at night and everything is quiet and peaceful.
The sound of the city during the day.

jawsy
05-09-2009, 07:18 AM
having light saber fights with fluorescent light bulbs

skull-e
05-09-2009, 09:27 AM
ironlak

jawsy
05-09-2009, 09:51 AM
how much do you americans pay for ironlak

friedchicken
05-09-2009, 12:01 PM
midget porn

reallythough
05-09-2009, 05:08 PM
tacos. jesus christ.... i love those things.

Subconcious
05-09-2009, 06:59 PM
how much do you americans pay for ironlak

$3.99

Lunchbox
05-09-2009, 10:43 PM
Riding your bike down the street listening to music all alone, no cars or anything. Bliss.

jawsy
05-10-2009, 12:26 AM
$3.99

thats fuckin crazy.. we pay $8.00 in australia

8732
05-10-2009, 01:14 AM
Australian dollars though.. Check the exchange rate.

MF The Super Villain
05-10-2009, 02:27 AM
Brass Monkeys...
k-60's...
That sort of sweet but still dirty smell of grog and ironlak...
Honey Dew Mellon...
Being Surrounded By Blankets And Pillows When I Sleep...

skull-e
05-10-2009, 12:40 PM
weed

Look@it2x
05-10-2009, 12:42 PM
half and half arizonas

Loki X Sho
05-10-2009, 01:08 PM
Um half and half arizonas ROCK. The new one is ballin..half tea half tropical. YUMMM.

hmm..my simple pleasure would have to be macaroni and cheese, in all ways shapes or forms. hahah, foooood...or dirtbiking.

xylene hug
05-10-2009, 03:20 PM
life..

Loki X Sho
05-10-2009, 06:15 PM
Oh damnnn touche Xy haha that is a good one..
another would be SLEEP hahah

xylene hug
05-10-2009, 07:07 PM
i heart sleeep!!! and naps!!

sheistbugzNY
05-10-2009, 07:10 PM
black n milds
havin that perfect burp that just clears everything out
puuuuuussy

PeeInTheShower
05-10-2009, 07:17 PM
if you consider pussy a small pleasure, then you have some serious problems.

B.S. POLICE
05-10-2009, 07:33 PM
rockin fresh kicks
rockin fresh clothes in general
catchin a girl doing a doubletake or walking by you and turning around.
having a girl say how good it was after sex
aftersex blowjobs
smokin a blunt with your boys listenin to the sound of the city late at night while painting at a yard.
smoking blunts with your boys at a spot with a dope city skyline view.
rolling blunts at a yard while your boys just paint.
blazin dome blunt in secret chill spots smack dead in the middle of the city and just watchin ppl walking around.
seeing a cop on the road having him pull up behind you run your plate and then leave.
having girls yell random dirty comments to you at the beach.
catching dope bitches checkin you out at the beach while your all high and shit.
taking a dope once in a lifetime picture
gettting mad fresh rusto paint and its all white and shiny and heavy and you cant even hear the ball rattle in it and you just shake that bitch up and pop on a brand new cap...mmmm to die for.

rollin by your shit in everyday life and just looking at it as you roll by

yall heard of me
05-10-2009, 07:44 PM
finding that rock you lost yesturday

sketch_three
05-10-2009, 07:45 PM
you a crackhead?

yall heard of me
05-10-2009, 08:02 PM
finding that girl passed out in the room at a party

B.S. POLICE
05-10-2009, 08:11 PM
finding that crack head trying to take advantage of a drunk girl at a party and booting him st.pierre style in the head

..romero..
05-10-2009, 08:15 PM
getting to video tape snap kick some crackhead in the face.

blaje
05-10-2009, 08:40 PM
Dank
coming home when someone went grocery shopping
mountain dew throwback
cap morgans pirates bay
Bubba Hotep

B.S. POLICE
05-10-2009, 08:43 PM
getting to video tape snap kick some crackhead in the face.

get ya phones out nooobbzz

EGO31
05-10-2009, 08:56 PM
My new piercings not being too prickly so that ladies can lie against me.
TV parties with mates.
Just walking the city, finding a spot that hasn't been hit, hitting it.
Getting up on a private school

LIQUIDFOOT
05-10-2009, 09:08 PM
getting twisted and causing a ruckus
being alowed out of your house legaly after 8pm
seeing cops get fucked up
bitches that will do anything for your last hit
first high of a drug

yall heard of me
05-10-2009, 09:13 PM
rapein bs polices grandma
rolling balls and shootin up

jawsy
05-10-2009, 09:21 PM
when you realise that its saturday and you can sleep in