5 word story...

[sbEr]

i do, but choose not to show

[imported_jape_the_nape]

coz my boy-friend is foe

[graff4lyfe]

but you would not know

[westcoastbomber]

there was once a toy.........

[Kronone]

and he lives under the...

[westcoastbomber]

old bridge where all the

[Alio]

Bums raid and Pillege on..

[MAST]

and eat dicks all day

[seap!]

..enough with the penis talk..

[Kronone]

...and more about graffiti that...

[420writer]

THAT HAS FUCKIN GNAR CHARACTERS!!

[sbEr]

Pikadourei vomits on their fans

[Sier]

and then the fans react...

[skateparadise]

...explodes into a thousand pieces....

[Rik JamEs]

that get eaten by rats...

[MitNGEK]

with big 10 inch tails

[Havoc411]

that look like your mom

[escap]

who has sex with them

[seap!]

..with musical blowjobs as well..

[DismGraffiti]

and sticks them up her...

[Havoc411]

ass like trumpets and flutes

[tkS`]

and plays the toot toot

[Spitz]

..like at my band camp....

[QuEeNz-StyLe]

where we like the penis

[toxus]

taken up the bum hole

[skateparadise]

when we are layin in

[skateparadise]

found this on page eight

[Car2nist]

it looked better there, stop

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

1 post away from veteran

[scrabble]

eating chicken and mashed potatoes


sidenote**stop bumping shitty battles

[skateparadise]

stop bumping shitty ass battles.....

[Car2nist]

and vote for me please.


:)

[scrabble]

of course i will baby

[skateparadise]

cause car2oon is the shit...

[scrabble]

i would not say that

[Car2nist]

kfc is the shit though

...

i just ate a big-sandwich


...

that i bought from kfc :D

[scrabble]

but then agian im wrong

[Car2nist]

i have 3851 posts now

[Car2nist]

well not anymore fuck! ... 5.

[scOpeOne]

My mother is very ugly

[Car2nist]

i still fucked her though

[skateparadise]

cartoon was pissed that i......

bumped this shit and now......

he's in here post whoreing....

[Struk]

three posts left to 200...

[Car2nist]

3 posts until i kill you... fucker!

[Struk]

two posts left to 200...

[Car2nist]

your girl has back pimples.

[Struk]

car2n is pissed...yea lol

[Car2nist]

maybe you should pop them

...

she also has no ass.

[Struk]

Struk now has 200 posts!

[Car2nist]

struk happens to be 13.

[skateparadise]

this is a thread to-be-a-huge-post-whore-this-is-one-big-word.

[Struk]

actually im older than 12...

[Car2nist]

my dick is about as-long-as-this-post-that-im-making-for-no-apparent-reason-but-to-make-my-penis-look-bigger.

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

are you guys telling jokes?

[scrabble]

kotton kandayy is good food?

[_____JEKLROKS_____]

I fucked your girl Struk.

You were crossed with nut.

The white booty is nonexistant.

I'm soo high its great.

I read car2n's post afterward: Hahaha word *****.

[shyone]

once upon a time in...

[Struk]

Originally posted by _____JEKLROKS_____@Jun 9 2005, 04:15 AM
I fucked your girl Struk.

You were crossed with nut.

The white booty is nonexistant.

I'm soo high its great.

I read car2n's post afterward: Hahaha word *****.
she aint my girl bitch...

i was crossed with nut??

are u retarded or something??

[skateparadise]

Originally posted by shyone@Jun 9 2005, 01:59 PM
once upon a time in...
Mexico where all the hott...

[StoopKid]

Originally posted by skateparadise+Jun 15 2005, 10:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (skateparadise @ Jun 15 2005, 10:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-shyone@Jun 9 2005, 01:59 PM
once upon a time in...
Mexico where all the hott... [/b][/quote]
porn stars hang out, we...

[B.H.K.]

Originally posted by StoopKid+Jun 16 2005, 12:39 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (StoopKid @ Jun 16 2005, 12:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by skateparadise@Jun 15 2005, 10:37 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-shyone@Jun 9 2005, 01:59 PM
once upon a time in...
Mexico where all the hott...
porn stars hang out, we... [/b][/quote]
fucked every single one of...

[flclnaruto1213]

them, jacked off on a...

[**MATEO**]

prude ass white girl and

[sika_2002]

and dribbled over hot latino

[shyone]

which was on someones...

[sika_2002]

bed, doing webcam for me

[skateparadise]

that he paid $5.99 to...

[mad]

you just killed the story

[sika_2002]

but oh well, its only

[skateparadise]

a fucking online fourm and

[sika_2002]

its about pretty paintings on

[CHILLEN905]

FR8S WALLS GLASS AND TITS

[_____JEKLROKS_____]

These green trees bring ease/

[-resq-love-obk-]

theres more talk than flicks


(that didnt fit the story.... why dont people ever try to make these rhyme? its more fun that way.)

[skateparadise]

this shit is full of..

[-resq-love-obk-]

masses of haters.....no love.



(someone go ahead and say its full of toys...because no one knows that yet.)

[skateparadise]

toy's an bitches, postwhores and....

[-resq-love-obk-]

kids who know it all

[_____JEKLROKS_____]

scared to even get up...

[Cherubic Meekus]

of there crumb ridden sofa's..

[Ume]

to paint a lil somethin...

[skateparadise]

like there were no tomorrow...

[Craze]

and there was no yesterday..........

[Rogan]

so my girl friends away....

[Craze]

so i need sum pussay...

[skateparadise]

im in the same situation...

[toxus]

so i sucked a dick...

[herbal remedy]

thats pretty gross bro... 4

[skateparadise]

(in the rules.... it says no fags. so leave...)

[Rogan]

and toxus ate shit and quit

[agent provocateur]

his lifelong addiction to crack

[skateparadise]

and shoots up on herion

[CHILLEN905]

WHILE HE CHOKES LOUDLY ON..

[skateparadise]

your momma's big fat toe

[CHILLEN905]

SO HE CHEWED OFF THA CORNS...

[Kayone707]

and licked up her leg

[CHILLEN905]

MOVING CLOSER AN CLOSER TO....

[skateparadise]

and then stuck a bat

[the NEW okes, i WONT talk shit]

...the end of the story.

[CHILLEN905]

OKES SHUT UP OR ILL...

[skateparadise]

fuckin kill you withha gun

[cess!]

and force it up your

[CHILLEN905]

THAT I STOLE FROM THA

[Ravek]

and droped it on bagels

[CHILLEN905]

TO EAT LATER WITH JAM...

[cess!]

you two fucked it up

[CHILLEN905]

BUT WHO GIVES A FUK

[cess!]

i do cuz im a

[skateparadise]

like anthrax mixed with cream

[Ravek]

bagels with jam, cream cheese.....

[CHILLEN905]

FAKE THUG WANNA BE GANGSTA

[cess!]

so you are too chillen

[Ravek]

got shot for being pranksta

[skateparadise]

from the dirty south. you

[CHILLEN905]

IM CHILLEN AND I DONT

[Ravek]

shoot people cus your tooo....

[cess!]

busy having a kinky rave

[CHILLEN905]

BUT TO LAZY TO THROW...

[Ravek]

a monster mash for the

[CHILLEN905]

DEAD POPE WICH HE DUG

[Ravek]

up five zombie squierls that

[CHILLEN905]

BIT OFF BOTH CAR2NS NIPPLES...

[skateparadise]

chewed them up and said...

[Craze]

gross there chewy like a.....

[skateparadise]

babys bloody heart pumpin blood

[skateparadise]

a glass jar for 30...

[Craze]

nuthin but thick wet resin...

[CHILLEN905]

TO SMOKE AN INHALE THREW

[toxus]

a pen lid that looked ...
(i have fucked it up yes i know)

[Craze]

like a crack pipe on....

[JadedSketches]

a hippo who danced with...

[siroez]

purple flamingo's that ate him...

[skateparadise]

then shit out a brown

[Durden_731]

puddle shaped like a super

[skateparadise]

metal piece. then took a

[CHILLEN905]

bite out of her ass...

[skateparadise]

and had her yellin all-nite

[GeSuS_KRiST]

and then shot some herion

[skateparadise]

mixed with cocaine, speed ballin

[GeSuS_KRiST]

cas chris falley died fromit

[CHILLEN905]

to bad tha funny bastard...

[skateparadise]

had to die like that

[Craze]

at least he didnt die by.....

[geezpot]

and then the bell rang

[CHILLEN905]

GETTING GANG RAPED BY SEALS...

[skateparadise]

AND FINGERING THE MOTHER SEAL...

[CHILLEN905]

LEFT TESTCLE WHILE BLEEDING ON

[geezpot]

grandma's knitted sweater was blue

[CHILLEN905]

LIKE THA POPES DEAD FACE

[Kronone]

when he took the big...

[CHILLEN905]

SHIT IN THA FRIES AT..

[GeSuS_KRiST]

the place chillin/gesus/ali ate at

[CHILLEN905]

THA CHICKEN WAS GOOD BUT..

[Ume]

the chinese people working there...

[CHILLEN905]

LOVED CHILLENS HAIR SO THEY

[Kronone]

took about ten hits of...

[CHILLEN905]

OF ACID THAT GESUS GAVE...

[Kronone]

to five security guards pet....

[CHILLEN905]

ONE OF WHICH ATE MY..

[Kronone]

(call me crazy, but i think me n chillen are the only ones doing this, haha)

chicken finger i got from...

[GeSuS_KRiST]

the illuminati corperation mc donalds

[CHILLEN905]

FEEDS YOUNG BLONDE VERGINS TO...

[GeSuS_KRiST]

shape shifting reptilians who pose

[CHILLEN905]

AS THA PRESIDENT AN ROYAL

[shutdown]

that go out painting every...

[JadedSketches]

Hannukah with Dumbo the giant...

[skateparadise]

elephant drinkin bacardi rum gettin-hammerd.

[CHILLEN905]

U DUM SHIT FIVE WORDS!!

[scrabble]

i love chillen to death

[resonatx]

Originally posted by JadedSketches@Jul 29 2005, 10:40 AM
Hannukah with Dumbo the giant...
gaping vagina with aexterenal fetus
^
|
|
|
|
that "a" isnt there..... :ph34r:

[resonatx]

((oops that arrow was suppossed to point at the a))

[Mr. Popularity]

One two three four five...

[CHILLEN905]

EAT PAINT TO STAY ALIVE

[the NEW okes, i WONT talk shit]

...and this stories done.

[snore]

thean gets broine damge!!

[the NEW okes, i WONT talk shit]

...and shut the fuck up.

[tronz.]

some kids lacking imaginations said...

[snore]

are you talking to me?

[JadedSketches]

"yeah bitch" said the baker

[CHILLEN905]

WHILE BREAKIN OFF YOUR NECK

[Car2nist]

into a pot of soup

[Shrink]

Which He Then Promptly Drank

[ASEN]

and then brushed his teeth

[flclnaruto1213]

with his pet shemales penis

[CHILLEN905]

WICH HE KILLED SLOWLY SO..

[mad]

the pain would be immense..

[CHILLEN905]

LIKE GIVIN BIRTH TO A...

[ASEN]

wheelbarrow. What else is new...

[Craze]

with your sorry sorry krew...

[toxus]

they got eaten by a

[Craze]

50 foot monster with a...

[toxus]

mini monster inside the...

[Craze]

vagina of the mother monster who..

[toxus]

gave birth to a big...

[Craze]

giant monkey which ran to....

[toxus]

a giant wasp and it ...

[one thug ass nigga]

said i feel well hung..

[toxus]

and hates one thug ass

[toxus]

****** for making a thread

[one thug ass nigga]

that was about his penis

[toxus]

on how to grow big

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

onions in your pants when

[runci]

toxus found out that he

[ASEN]

sucked. Who needs some new

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

shoes, my old ones stink

[PCAVZ]

said the post man to....

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

k0tt0n, who threw his shoes

[mad]

in the blender for a

[JadedSketches]

a really good homemade ink

[skateparadise]

that he threw up on...

[toxus]

and died the next day...

[flclnaruto1213]

that was the same day...

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

he came back to life

[toxus]

and he came back as

[runci]

RUNCI a super cool guy

[skateparadise]

who likes to lick toe's.

[Craze]

then craze ran in with,

[skateparadise]

a can of spray paint

[ASEN]

filled with Tom Brokaw's soul

[JadedSketches]

and when he pushed down...

[Kronone]

...the fucking can blew up...

[skateparadise]

and his arms went missing.

[Kronone]

off the golden gate bridge...

[CHILLEN905]

BECAUSE I CUT THEM SO...

[flclnaruto1213]

michael jordan kidnapped a baby

[toxus]

called micheal jackson and he

[skateparadise]

started to rape the kids.

[toxus]

while he was doing a ...

[skateparadise]

circle jerk with micheal's judge's

[toxus]

and all of a sudden...

[ASEN]

All of your favorite rappers...

[Mr. Popularity]

All sat on a trampoline...

[flclnaruto1213]

and did handstands while fingering...

[toxus]

micheal jacksons aunty, when a...

[skateparadise]

air plane crashed into the

[toxus]

big monster that had gone ...

[skateparadise]

crazy after droping some acid.

[toxus]

onto binlardens new house under

[skateparadise]

the cave we built in

[toxus]

paris, were binlarden did a

[Scene*]

jizz drive so he can

[toxus]

fight the u.s army with

[ASEN]

a foldable mini rocket launcher

[toxus]

that got taken away by ....

[Kronone]

crackhead hobo named steve who...

[-resq-love-obk-]

sold his naked body for

[Kronone]

a crackpipe made of glass...

[-resq-love-obk-]

which he stuck in his

[CHILLEN905]

OPEN ROTTIN EYE SORE FOR...

[bishop]

a week and a half