5 word story...

[Havoc411]

HAVOC IS BACK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

[wind chimes]

Originally posted by bishop@Aug 4 2005, 11:01 PM
a week and a half
until his whole eye smelled

[IRONIC]

edit

[CHILLEN905]

LIKE THA POPES DEAD BODY....

[Havoc411]

and a pile of tuna

[ILL]

after i shit on it.....

[Havoc411]

after eating chinese.........people in

[toxus]

afganastan died because a rude ...

[rots1]

midget walked in with bombs

[flclnaruto1213]

the midget was snow2skate's cousin

[skateparadise]

who liked to fuck giants.

[wind chimes]

in his sleep and then

[shyone]

fuck them more, while awake

[Havoc411]

because midgets are fucking gross

[toxus]

SO ARE ARAB MONSTERS WITH ...

[Havoc411]

the black plague in their

[toxus]

witch can kill very mad

[Havoc411]

time out, what the fuck? can you read the english language? or are you just oblivious

[toxus]

(ok im sorry i just wasent reading properly)

[JadedSketches]

Originally posted by Havoc411@Aug 5 2005, 03:47 PM
the black plague in their
cousin's horribly scarred white ass...

[magic nyc]

who went to bomb a...

[Havoc411]

chokey chicken with heffer because.....

[JadedSketches]

barney said his aunt was...

[ASEN]

fabulously marvelous. Gigantic juggalos jocking

[magic nyc]

jews for ice cream cones

(someone should type this after like 200 into a mini zine or something and is everyone is lazy i guess ill have to take it under my wing and do it my self)

[Havoc411]

full of their ancestors ashes


(yeah, i went there)

[flclnaruto1213]

the ashes turned into urine

[toxus]

the urine turned into a ...

[Havoc411]

quartered kitten caserole, fresh from

[broke820]

the depths of hell, where

[JadedSketches]

JFK's Bloated Rotting corpse said...

[Havoc411]

why did i fuck Marilyn.....


(Munroe you idiots)

[skateparadise]

shes suchha little horny bitch.

[Krylon bomber]

that bitch gave me hiv

[skateparadise]

... i went and shot myself.....

[toxus]

with a shotgun that only ...

[flclnaruto1213]

had RJ the jalepenio penis

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

to spell Monroe, you fool

[Havoc411]

i was one letter off

[toxus]

because my mummy said that ...

[empty can]

I am very very special

[toxus]

little boy that deserves a ...

[shyone]

blowjob. so your mummy got

[toxus]

a very big icecream and ...

[Krylon bomber]

and sucked your little penis.

[toxus]

when she felt a little ...

[Drummer Boy]

sick and when to the

[shyone]

dont you mean went? duh.

[Krylon bomber]

sink to spill her guts.

[Krylon bomber]

then her husband walked in...

[Gizmo]

Pulled down his trousers...

[Krylon bomber]

and cock slapped the bitch.

[toxus]

on the head and sayed

[seap!]

" gimme my god damn money!"

[toxus]

or i will bite off

[seap!]

three years of your life

[toxus]

because you started on a

[runci]

this thread's for phost whores

[runci]

like me and then i

[toxus]

sayed to toxus so are you

[**MATEO**]

so i bumped this thread

[ASEN]

and recognized ''sayed'' was inexistant

[**MATEO**]

so he whipped out his...

[Myner]

once of humblot county and....

[**MATEO**]

so he could make sum

[toxus]

nice yummy chocolate by doing ...

[CHILLEN905]

JUMPIN JACKS ON HIS LEFT...

[Myner]

overz from the tupperwear party...

[calmlikeabomb]

that were starting to rot...

[AKalien]

gave it to a...

[toxus]

the lochness monster but he ....

[...Vakerrr]

took the Three Fifty and...

[chase4]

shoved it up his ass....

[toxus]

and went to the shop ...

[vegimite on toast]

to come across a fantastic...

[the walking std]

one of a kind, rare...

[ASEN]

carrot. In other news today...

[shyone]

the police have cracked down..

[JadedSketches]

on flying drug dealing midgets....

(please lets try and make this work,cuz the past 3 pages or so have really gone to hell)

[southgate]

I SLEPT WITH YOUR GIRL





[SIZE=1]No really I know you're probably gonna get pissed but it just happened. One night I was drinking smoking a blunt and the next minute it just happened. So, next time when you're with your girl and she talks about being serious just think that means she sleeping with someone else. Honestly, if a girl talks to you and wants to be serious that means don't worry about me. The best thing to do is always have at least one girl on standby and a half a dozen good DVD's cause one day you might be all alone... :D

[ASEN]

Wrong forum, you bitch ass

[JadedSketches]

what the fuck?

[screw_loose]

i posted on a thread

[calmlikeabomb]

beacuase youre a post whore

[toxus]

and post whores like me ...

[calmlikeabomb]

post alot of pointless shit

[toxus]

because they want their post ...

[calmlikeabomb]

to be read by everyone....

[toxus]

and there post number higher ...

[calmlikeabomb]

to satisfy their pathetic lives......
(sorry I feel ike crap right now)

[toxus]

and to make them be ....

[Kraze3]

cool, even tho their penis...

[JadedSketches]

is actualy a midget disguised...

[Kraze3]

as a person with a......

[the infamous one]

green tinged mightily warted penis

[calmlikeabomb]

that reakes of a fish

[JadedSketches]

that only exists in northern....

[Kronone]

texas, because waffles are really...

[AKalien]

used as fishing bait and...

[Kronone]

george bush sucks cock....

[calmlikeabomb]

hahahaha thats only four words....

[CHILLEN905]

DUN MATTER CUZ BUSH IS...

[AKalien]

is sucking dick's cheney and...

[CHILLEN905]

GETTIN GANG PROBED BY GREY...

[calmlikeabomb]

sticking his fingers in laura

[JadedSketches]

FUCK FUCK FUCK
nevermind,this thing doesnt work anymore!!!!

[CHILLEN905]

BUSH WHILE SHE PLAYS WITH...

[AKalien]

so condoleeza suck hilary clinton's...

[JadedSketches]

FUCCCCCCCKK!
EDIT!!

curly white pubic ha-irs

i know its 4 words,but im lazy okay

[AKalien]

infection and bill clinton punched a...

[Scene*]

and being gay.. the end..


now this thread is two years ago

[CHILLEN905]

ITS OVER WHEN WE SAY ...

[AKalien]

that it is. Scene* is...

[CHILLEN905]

MADE OUTA 3 CATS AN...

[JadedSketches]

a hermafrodite baby head who...

[CHILLEN905]

TURNS TRICKS FOR CANS OF..

[JadedSketches]

mad cow corn beef that...

[calmlikeabomb]

beans, peas and canned corn

[CHILLEN905]

SINGS WHEN U BITE ON....

[JadedSketches]

jennifer annistons fat nipples..

[AKalien]

and the nipples will squirt

[CHILLEN905]

NEON PINK MILK THAT U...

[AKalien]

spray on cop car that...

[CHILLEN905]

RAN OVER UR LEFT NUT...

[AKalien]

then your children look like...

[CHILLEN905]

CHILLEN AFTER HE FUKED YOUR...

[AKalien]

sister then Bush shoves a...

[CHILLEN905]

BOMB UP THA ASS OF....

[AKalien]

osama bin laden then pukes...

[CHILLEN905]

OUT ALIEN BABIES THAT LIKE....

[AKalien]

graff so they start writing...

[CHILLEN905]

CHILLENBINLADIN ALL OVER THA DIRTY...

[AKalien]

subway system and T-Kid started...

[CHILLEN905]

BEATIN UP PPL FOR TAGGIN..

[AKalien]

over his peices and stole...

[anarchy]

some crayola washable markers and...

[CHILLEN905]

TAGGED YO MAMAS TITS AN...

[AKalien]

then alien babies started to...

[JadedSketches]

shower her,so-the-tags came off


hehe "five words"

[CHILLEN905]

IN A BIG PUDDLE OF ....

[AKalien]

crappy wax so meanstreaks now...

[JadedSketches]

huh? that made no sense...

[AKalien]

so meanstreaks replaced crayola...
-----------------------------------------
thats what i meant

alien babies started using meanstreaks instead of crayola

big puddle of wax in the shower

[Scene*]

now jaded uses themfor dildos

[CHILLEN905]

5 WORDS U DAM UGLY....

[AKalien]

and paint got on my...

[JadedSketches]

Originally posted by AKalien@Aug 28 2005, 12:30 AM
and paint got on my...
are you fucking retard-ed?......

[CHILLEN905]

WHO KNOWS BUT U COULD...

[AKalien]

Originally posted by AKalien@Aug 28 2005, 12:30 AM
and paint got on my...
fingers.
that is what i meant
why do people automatically think something else.

now continuing off of chillen...

Who knows but you could...

[CHILLEN905]

RIPP OFF UR LEFT BROWN...

[AKalien]

arm and should throw it...

[JadedSketches]

while yelling Allah Akbar *****z!

[CHILLEN905]

AT CHILLEN AS HE SPRAYS

[AKalien]

and then go to hooters...

[JadedSketches]

a bee with purple rusto..

[CHILLEN905]

TO GRIP THA BIGGEST PAIR/...

[AKalien]

of tits he had ever...

[JadedSketches]

fucking seen threw his tlescope

[CHILLEN905]

THAT I STOLE FROM A...

[AKalien]

drunk scientist that was looking...l

[CHILLEN905]

AT BLACK MIDGET PORN WHILE....

[AKalien]

punching a dermatologist and also...

[CHILLEN905]

DOIN ETCH TAGS WIT HIS

[CHILLEN905]

DOIN ETCH TAGS WIT HIS

[AKalien]

NAIL CLIPPERS AND COPE2 FOUGHT

[CHILLEN905]

TIKID FOT THA LAST PIECE....

[AKalien]

of doritos and cope went...

[CHILLEN905]

TO GET EARSNOT TO STEAL

[AKalien]

wal-mart paint and beat-up a...

[CHILLEN905]

SKIN HEAD AN TAG HIS...

[AKalien]

peice of shit truck and...

[Kraze3]

then spray painted 'tit' on.....

[calmlikeabomb]

it with a naked bitch

[PureSole]

then the police man van

[toxus]

came because the big monster ...

[calmlikeabomb]

buff man needed to do

[the infamous one]

an anal probing with krylon

[JadedSketches]

cause-he wanted to feel pink inside

i know im a cheater

[...Vakerrr]

But couldnt, he was gay

[CHILLEN905]

U DUMM BASTARD WHY DID....

[calmlikeabomb]

you fuck everything up again....

[JadedSketches]

cuz thats what i do...


i just downloaded mike v in a fight with four jocks,they got owned hard

[calmlikeabomb]

that vid is so old

skater fag hahahaha he beat the shit out of those prep pussies....I ficking hate preps...I went to the mall cause my mom wanted to try to make me buy "nice" clothes...so she took me into american eagle and I wanted to shoot myself in the the face....abunch of valley girls and jock frat boys were in there.....oh mayne I just walked out of the store and went to foot locker to find some new dunks.....

[AKalien]

thats almost as old as...


i wear 5-year old paint covered adios :angry:

[calmlikeabomb]

the amount of people on....

yeah I'm wearing brand new nike sd team edditions....hot shit....you should get them....I may be poor but I got style.....you should do a piece of your shoes that would be ill

[StoopKid]

grandmas.com. i think old people...


i have nike FCs and i just got some angus's, oh boy they skate great once you put super glue on the stitching. i don't really like how the angus looks but they were $35 at the nike outlet so i was like HODANG.

[toxus]

smell like nothing but utter ...

[calmlikeabomb]

funk and rotting ass crack

[Kraze3]

whiped with rough sand paper.

[JadedSketches]

dude,you put a period...


(you cant do that,technicly the storys over)

[ASEN]

where no period should ever
---------------------------------

putting a period is fine, sometimes this shit grows tedious...

[KaOs-OneR]

Originally posted by AKalien@Aug 28 2005, 07:41 PM
thats almost as old as...


i wear 5-year old paint covered adios :angry:
put in this thread because..


________________________
do they smell bad?

[AKalien]

people were talking about shoes...

[toxus]

because shoes are a very ...

[AKalien]

good for shoving up people's...

[seatwo]

dick holes when kidney stones......

[Myner]

are highly infected. caused by.....

[screw_loose]

Originally posted by calmlikeabomb@Aug 27 2005, 03:47 AM
beacuase youre a post whore
you have more posts than me, dick lick

[AKalien]

Originally posted by Myner@Aug 30 2005, 05:42 PM
are highly infected. caused by.....
not obeying the lord and...

[Krylon bomber]

then the lord killed him...

[SiZ]

he had a little dick....

[AKalien]

so he couldn't satisfy his...

[Krylon bomber]

mother that liked to fuck...

[toxus]

aliens from a big place ...

[inker]

bitches who suck and fuck...

[Krylon bomber]

homeless men on the tracks...

[JadedSketches]

This thread has gone to-shit....
(hey,its five words.)

[skateparadise]

Myner is your name jacob?

[Kr3w]

so he cummed on the...

[shineONE]

the floor and slipped and

[ehobo]

shit his blue jeans and

[toxus]

planted a nice greesy shit...

[Hack.]

Originally posted by toxus@Sep 8 2005, 10:38 AM
planted a nice greesy shit...
all over her face, bitch...

[toxus]

started on a one eyed ...

[! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.]

your mom goes to college.

[slick dick willy]

Is the story really over........

[Mr. Mobster]

You bet your sweet ass...

[Krylon bomber]

that this story isn't over.

[369]

and then we all start singing :lol:
zipadedo-dahhh, zipade-day!!!

[CHILLEN905]

ull get killed if u

[JadedSketches]

continue this poor fucking thread...

[FadeProof]

Zig Zag Through The Zone...

[toxus]

just slowly dieng away and...

[PureSole]

looking at cows eating aliens

[FadeProof]

...then you fucked your microphone.

[bigbomba']

with a melted plastic spoon

[Krylon bomber]

that came from your ass...

[skateparadise]

and bit that shit off

[sika_2002]

a brand new ford focus

[southgate]

I SLEPT WITH YOUR GIRL....

no really I know it's upsetting but you were just into graffiti too much.. don't get mad cause women come and go and graffiti art will last a lifetime

[shineONE]

in the bathroom yesterday nite

[bigbomba']

her cock was the size.....

[toxus]

of 200 tenis balls and ...

[sika_2002]

that was a suprise, even

[Fate]

i pee'd in yer shoe

[mad]

what would u-do-if-I-threw dog-doo-doo in-ur-face




only i can make up words like that biatches

[amet one]

wow, look at my chode

[slick dick willy]

that she is HIV positive.................

[amet one]

and she spilled blood everywhere.....

[toxus]

and that included a very ...

[spray67]

ugly,fat, fucked up child

[MoNkEy]

toxicated thc positive blood sample

[slick dick willy]

and crack cocaine ,pcp addicton.......

[sika_2002]

thats only been beaten by

[Krylon bomber]

80 year old gay men

[Havoc411]

dudes is mad gay yo

[slick dick willy]

and is very proud that..........

[sika_2002]

only once in all history

[AKalien]

except when hitler went to...

[toxus]

afganistan to meet binlarden when ...