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shineONE
09-22-2005, 12:08 PM
he wanted to rape penguins
toxus
09-22-2005, 03:27 PM
and have it with a ...
sika_2002
09-22-2005, 04:01 PM
kangaroo in a very big
toxus
09-22-2005, 04:02 PM
whale and a shark went ...
sika_2002
09-22-2005, 04:04 PM
to have lunch with a
! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.
09-22-2005, 04:15 PM
flyn dwarf with one eye
**MATEO**
09-22-2005, 04:20 PM
who he later molested because
! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.
09-22-2005, 04:32 PM
he force fed him a
Enemy
09-22-2005, 07:07 PM
repeatedly used condom thrugh a...
! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.
09-24-2005, 09:18 AM
big hole in his upper
toxus
09-24-2005, 09:59 AM
anal organ, when a ####...
scOpeOne
09-24-2005, 05:25 PM
anal rapist attacked a young...
slick dick willy
09-30-2005, 02:12 PM
goat, and cums all over......
shineONE
09-30-2005, 02:26 PM
the sexually aroused disturbed ppl
blank_flo
10-01-2005, 12:52 PM
and stuck his cock up
annie2104
10-06-2005, 11:14 AM
while holding his chilly dog
shineONE
10-06-2005, 01:48 PM
in his three fingered hand
explosivo_420
10-06-2005, 02:06 PM
and said "god damn I. . .
shineONE
10-06-2005, 02:14 PM
forgot how to have sex
50 pence
10-06-2005, 03:34 PM
so he asks a lamp
JadedSketches
10-06-2005, 03:59 PM
to turn off-the motherfucking lights..
AmelLiA
10-06-2005, 04:29 PM
And then they both died!
JadedSketches
10-06-2005, 04:53 PM
And then I pin you-down-and-anal-rape-you...
PureSole
10-06-2005, 05:41 PM
Once upon a time, ninjas ... :ph34r:
fannypack uprock
10-06-2005, 06:55 PM
....started a handmade cheese factory...
ladie.salo
10-06-2005, 07:09 PM
and it caught on fire...
JadedSketches
10-06-2005, 07:17 PM
and the workers started raping-eachother
ladie.salo
10-06-2005, 07:36 PM
until somebody smelled cheese burning...
JadedSketches
10-06-2005, 07:48 PM
so the firemen came and-the-workers-started-raping-the-firemen-and-it-started-a-rape-gangbang-orgy-fun-party..

yeah,five words...
ladie.salo
10-06-2005, 07:53 PM
lol@fun party
well..that's...different.. haha
fannypack uprock
10-06-2005, 10:26 PM
.. but then the CDC showed ...
Steve Martin
10-06-2005, 10:47 PM
so everyone started voting for their favorite custom hat at www.hhqc.com
shineONE
10-07-2005, 01:06 AM
but realised it was crap
ASEN
10-07-2005, 07:59 AM
and hats are for children
toxus
10-07-2005, 08:04 AM
and retarded adults with small...
PureSole
10-08-2005, 11:09 PM
...cone shaped heads with large...
scOpeOne
10-08-2005, 11:35 PM
oval shaped fingers and toes
EkosOne402
10-09-2005, 12:44 AM
and taght everyone what 187 means...
toxus
10-09-2005, 03:26 AM
and were the moon is...
shineONE
10-09-2005, 07:50 AM
and how to kill and
toxus
10-09-2005, 10:01 AM
make houses out of thin...
scOpeOne
10-09-2005, 12:44 PM
oval shaped pieces of metal
toxus
10-09-2005, 12:47 PM
...then all of a sudden...
scOpeOne
10-09-2005, 12:50 PM
it all fell and crushed-his-phallus
JadedSketches
10-09-2005, 03:22 PM
and he screamed out hilary-clintons-name..
ladie.salo
10-09-2005, 07:41 PM
...but it was just a dream...
K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles
10-09-2005, 07:45 PM
k0tt0n realized when he awoke
Apeks
10-09-2005, 07:49 PM
he now held the power
ladie.salo
10-09-2005, 07:52 PM
to control the minds of...
K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles
10-09-2005, 08:44 PM
squirrels to do his bidding
PureSole
10-09-2005, 08:57 PM
to collect nuts and crack-them-open-with-a-hammer-so....
chitownjuice
10-09-2005, 10:26 PM
he could poison other squirrels...
ladie.salo
10-09-2005, 10:44 PM
with the magic nuts so that....
! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.
10-10-2005, 03:23 PM
MJ could rape more little
ladie.salo
10-10-2005, 03:49 PM
peguins on the iceberg so...
! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.
10-10-2005, 03:55 PM
icebergs?lol.

his weiner can get infested-with
fannypack uprock
10-10-2005, 04:09 PM
an open mouthed oprah winfrey
-=J=-
10-10-2005, 04:16 PM
killed my favourite cat because
! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.
10-10-2005, 04:25 PM
you suck extremely fat, wet
fannypack uprock
10-10-2005, 07:43 PM
plus sized olympic diver at
ladie.salo
10-10-2005, 08:43 PM
haviks pool party when...
K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles
10-10-2005, 09:57 PM
i ate all those hamburgers
it-cant-rain-all-the-timelalala
10-10-2005, 10:13 PM
and chilly dawgs on sandpapers
toxus
10-11-2005, 04:13 AM
...and toxus ate all the...
50 pence
10-11-2005, 11:40 AM
dirt stuff in the pool
shineONE
10-11-2005, 11:42 AM
but then he got high
MoNkEy
10-11-2005, 11:55 AM
on some magic shrooms that......
shineONE
10-11-2005, 11:59 AM
make you hallucinate about pink
MoNkEy
10-11-2005, 12:00 PM
slimy greasy willys that are.......
! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.
10-11-2005, 03:14 PM
dat girls suck when they
50 pence
10-11-2005, 03:54 PM
all dance around like monkeys
slick dick willy
10-11-2005, 03:55 PM
have their period, and bite............
! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.
10-11-2005, 04:01 PM
baby grass hoppers in the
! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.
10-11-2005, 04:36 PM
titties, then she went up
CHILLEN905
10-11-2005, 08:37 PM
THA LADDER TO GRAB A
! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.
10-11-2005, 10:24 PM
rogan rogan rogan rogan sucks
PureSole
10-11-2005, 11:09 PM
his little brother happy unit
AoAssis
10-11-2005, 11:16 PM
$nake$ is reli gay and......
shineONE
10-12-2005, 02:15 AM
suck his moms dick just
fannypack uprock
10-12-2005, 02:23 PM
the way shine tells him-to
! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.
10-12-2005, 03:02 PM
bcus he sucks alot dick
Rogan
10-12-2005, 04:50 PM
while "! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu." films kiddie porn and...
dotone
10-12-2005, 04:52 PM
puts a gun to his head...
! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.
10-13-2005, 04:10 PM
BEFORE he kills rogan for
JadedSketches
10-13-2005, 04:41 PM
having sex with his sister....
scOpeOne
10-13-2005, 05:00 PM
who is fat and hairy...
dotone
10-13-2005, 07:11 PM
and had a huge weiner...
RingRing
10-13-2005, 07:13 PM
but that is ok because....
dotone
10-13-2005, 07:54 PM
no one likes her anyway...
The Incredible D
10-13-2005, 08:01 PM
because she smells like shit..
JadedSketches
10-13-2005, 08:28 PM
and looks like shit too...
slick dick willy
10-13-2005, 09:25 PM
.....and likes to eat shit.....
shineONE
10-14-2005, 12:35 AM
and play football with it
! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.
10-15-2005, 11:33 AM
then licks her skin because
shineONE
10-15-2005, 11:40 AM
she thinks it tastes like
pSYKAOz
10-15-2005, 12:24 PM
strawberries lightly dipped in hot
K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles
10-15-2005, 08:05 PM
shit, which is her favorite
Exploited
10-15-2005, 08:24 PM
thing to give to her
-MAILO-
10-15-2005, 09:57 PM
dads boyfriend who eats shit
K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles
10-15-2005, 11:51 PM
every meal of the day
The Incredible D
10-16-2005, 12:22 PM
until he found hes allergic
Havoc411
10-16-2005, 12:24 PM
to corn and peanuts, so
Exploited
10-16-2005, 01:06 PM
he raped her dumb ass
slick dick willy
10-16-2005, 03:44 PM
......and never told anyone about.....
K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles
10-16-2005, 05:05 PM
his incestuous rape until they
ASEN
10-16-2005, 06:31 PM
noticed her apparent lack of
Havoc411
10-16-2005, 06:57 PM
an anus and the tattoo....
JadedSketches
10-16-2005, 07:43 PM
on her left ass cheek...
shineONE
10-17-2005, 12:44 AM
that kinda looks like a
vungoh
10-17-2005, 07:13 AM
retarded orange so everytime she..
! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.
10-17-2005, 07:22 AM
thinks about it she feels
-MAILO-
10-17-2005, 09:53 AM
like shuving a dildo through
shineONE
10-17-2005, 10:50 AM
her ear 56 times and
CosmO
10-17-2005, 10:41 PM
unfortunately once was enough to...
selc himself
10-18-2005, 03:07 PM
give her an eargasm forever
scOpeOne
10-18-2005, 05:50 PM
and make her retarded like-my-mommy
Exploited
10-18-2005, 05:52 PM
who i anal raped yesterday
scOpeOne
10-18-2005, 06:00 PM
but she beat u after
Exploited
10-18-2005, 07:54 PM
i gave her a facial
The Incredible D
10-18-2005, 07:57 PM
and she liked it too
Exploited
10-18-2005, 08:00 PM
cuz she was a hoe
Prod1gy
10-18-2005, 11:04 PM
just like warm apple pie :huh:
explosivo_420
10-19-2005, 06:59 AM
in mcdonalds for $1 aslice
FuLa
10-19-2005, 07:18 AM
which the daddy then shoved
Exploited
10-19-2005, 12:50 PM
up her leaking vaginal cavity
ladie.salo
10-19-2005, 05:15 PM
[B]but then suddently she had...[B]
**MATEO**
10-19-2005, 06:25 PM
a bad case of herpes
ThugGrapher
10-19-2005, 07:14 PM
so she went to see
Exploited
10-19-2005, 07:32 PM
the well known doctor smith
screw_loose
10-19-2005, 07:46 PM
who diagnosed her with aids.
shineONE
10-20-2005, 12:23 AM
she then realised what happened
Mekas
10-20-2005, 12:31 AM
She then spread her disease
YANKNY-718
10-20-2005, 12:33 AM
to all the muthafuckers jappanese
shineONE
10-20-2005, 02:02 AM
and the japs passed it
slick dick willy
10-20-2005, 01:37 PM
to us, for bigger dicks..........
shineONE
10-20-2005, 01:44 PM
we now use our dicks
toxus
10-20-2005, 02:26 PM
...to bite the heads off...
shineONE
10-20-2005, 02:33 PM
the people at a rehab
toxus
10-20-2005, 02:36 PM
and reincarinate rabbits to small...
Exploited
10-20-2005, 05:31 PM
so taht they can feed
slick dick willy
10-21-2005, 05:43 PM
the poor on welfare because........
Exploited
10-21-2005, 06:31 PM
because they want to capture
CEnT.URia
10-21-2005, 09:24 PM
all the toy sharpie bombers
toxus
10-22-2005, 02:33 AM
...and eat them for breakfast...
-=AgA=-TrAnCe
10-22-2005, 02:54 AM
then find their parents and.......
toxus
10-22-2005, 05:48 AM
circum size the father and...
slick dick willy
10-22-2005, 03:23 PM
tag on the mother for...........
blank_flo
10-22-2005, 09:31 PM
bein a really fat cunt...
JadedSketches
10-22-2005, 10:10 PM
and having sex with a-monkey-which-started-the-whole-fucking-aids-
virus-thats-killing-millions-and-millions-of-people-and-thats-why-we-hate-her-so-fucking-much-
and-then...

hehe,cheating at this game makes it so much better...
minesweep
10-22-2005, 11:14 PM
she died from aids and
Havoc411
10-22-2005, 11:22 PM
came back to life to
Havoc411
10-22-2005, 11:22 PM
spread super aids to all
Havoc411
10-22-2005, 11:23 PM
the good boys and girls
Havoc411
10-22-2005, 11:24 PM
thus begins the story of
Havoc411
10-22-2005, 11:24 PM
none other than Santa Clause
minesweep
10-22-2005, 11:44 PM
but is too heavy to move
Havoc411
10-22-2005, 11:45 PM
time out

what the fuck, are you dyslexic?
toxus
10-23-2005, 05:36 AM
hahaha i remember when you asked me if i was dyslexic.
none other than Santa Clause
...could stop the aids attacking...
Exploited
10-23-2005, 06:02 PM
becasue the easter bunny made
! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.
10-23-2005, 06:10 PM
a a a a yaaaaaaaaaa
JadedSketches
10-23-2005, 06:13 PM
And you called me stupid in that other thread..
Pff.
Exploited
10-23-2005, 09:29 PM
-keep this on track idiots-
...........................................
his magic mushroom easter eggs
screw_loose
10-23-2005, 09:53 PM
So there was a guy
screw_loose
10-23-2005, 09:54 PM
who had some montana spanish
screw_loose
10-23-2005, 09:54 PM
so he did a piece
screw_loose
10-23-2005, 09:55 PM
but he got jumped bad
FuLa
10-23-2005, 10:00 PM
by monkies with dildos which
! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.
10-25-2005, 08:06 AM
Originally posted by FuLa@Oct 23 2005, 10:00 PM
by monkies with dildos which
actually were very tasty, but...
FuLa
10-25-2005, 01:25 PM
inserted the didos meticulously into
! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.
10-25-2005, 07:40 PM
time out, what the fuck is 'meticulously'
time in.
--------------------------------------------
a rotten carcus of an
JadedSketches
10-25-2005, 08:28 PM
Use a ditcionnary.
Google bitches.
burrito
10-25-2005, 08:51 PM
old lady who was very.....
FuLa
10-25-2005, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by ! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.@Oct 25 2005, 07:40 PM
time out, what the fuck is 'meticulously'
time in.
--------------------------------------------
a rotten carcus of an
*time out

me·tic·u·lous ( P ) Pronunciation Key (m-tky-ls)
adj.
Extremely careful and precise.
Extremely or excessively concerned with details.


*time out

continue!
Exploited
10-25-2005, 09:48 PM
hairy down bellow where the
burrito
10-25-2005, 10:39 PM
the monkeys jump and jiraffes...
toxus
10-26-2005, 02:36 AM
...ate dog #### and made...
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what is a jiraffes? thats going to be my word of the day. last monday it was properganda.
sicka than aidz
10-26-2005, 03:10 AM
the scab pickin tuna queens...
toxus
10-26-2005, 01:41 PM
...door, when a 500 headed...
sicka than aidz
10-26-2005, 03:33 PM
booger eatin, buttsqueeze lookin *****...
Exploited
10-26-2005, 05:50 PM
who got his ass raped
Exploited
10-26-2005, 05:51 PM
by a little midget named
SpLiTbomber
10-26-2005, 05:55 PM
amadaus, who continually raped little...
JadedSketches
10-26-2005, 07:12 PM
downs syndrome babies with a....
sicka than aidz
10-27-2005, 12:42 AM
old 36 chambers wu album...
FuLa
10-27-2005, 02:38 AM
....between his legs because he....
Exploited
10-27-2005, 05:43 PM
crazy ass mother trucker who
Orbit
10-27-2005, 05:58 PM
jizzed in the teachers cofee
diarrhea
10-27-2005, 06:06 PM
but accidentally burnt his dik
Orbit
10-27-2005, 06:10 PM
so a girl Jessica made
Havoc411
10-27-2005, 06:20 PM
a super robot fuck machine
burrito
10-27-2005, 06:25 PM
whose name was roboboy and....
Orbit
10-27-2005, 06:38 PM
roboboy beat his dick with
ASEN
10-28-2005, 08:17 AM
A tv dinner tray. Suddenly,
! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.
10-28-2005, 03:16 PM
Roboboy realized he could never
diarrhea
10-28-2005, 04:34 PM
experience emotion like humans, so...
Golem
10-28-2005, 06:41 PM
He went on a killing...
FuLa
10-29-2005, 03:18 AM
baby seal spree but also...
Exploited
10-29-2005, 05:36 PM
he went to go and
M A G
10-29-2005, 06:22 PM
suck some dick but he had problems so the guy..
Orbit
10-30-2005, 06:35 PM
went and stole some babies
FuLa
10-31-2005, 12:29 AM
because they all had rabies
mplsghost
10-31-2005, 12:51 AM
from unprotected sex with goats
Kronone
10-31-2005, 12:55 AM
because they were feeling very...
sicka than aidz
10-31-2005, 01:47 AM
strung out on PCP so...
Zee!
10-31-2005, 09:44 AM
... they decided to go to....
MoNkEy
10-31-2005, 09:48 AM
never never land with micheal.....
shineONE
10-31-2005, 10:15 AM
jackson and have some fun
MoNkEy
10-31-2005, 11:06 AM
in his bedroom fidiling with....
shineONE
10-31-2005, 11:16 AM
small banana-like things that spurt
MoNkEy
10-31-2005, 12:22 PM
out bannana looking yogurt that
pesci
10-31-2005, 01:05 PM
smelled like oprahs ass and
MoNkEy
10-31-2005, 01:22 PM
was a bit cheesy so...........
FuLa
10-31-2005, 02:07 PM
Michael busted out the blow
sicka than aidz
10-31-2005, 04:56 PM
overdosed an killed da kids...
Havoc411
10-31-2005, 07:28 PM
umm, ***** stole my bike
Exploited
10-31-2005, 07:30 PM
because he is so fucking
magic nyc
10-31-2005, 07:35 PM
emo with his black colored....
sicka than aidz
10-31-2005, 08:08 PM
15 inch montana spray dildo...
Exploited
10-31-2005, 08:29 PM
fuck the rangers,go habs
snow2skate
10-31-2005, 10:35 PM
This is a six word story.
! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.
10-31-2005, 10:43 PM
Just because its Halloween, *****h.
Demosthenes
10-31-2005, 10:46 PM
he dressed up as a...
! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.
10-31-2005, 11:00 PM
women, he even started his-period
Exploited
11-02-2005, 09:46 PM
because he finally hit puberty
Zee!
11-03-2005, 09:37 AM
...and grew hair in places...
Hektik-J
11-03-2005, 09:44 AM
... that were visible to everyone...
-=J=-
11-03-2005, 09:49 AM
...except for his sexy girlfriend...
Exploited
11-03-2005, 12:10 PM
who is actually his boyfriend
scOpeOne
11-03-2005, 12:26 PM
with a bing twinky winky
Exploited
11-03-2005, 12:36 PM
that he had removed because
sicka than aidz
11-03-2005, 04:40 PM
he mainlined his veins wrong...
Exploited
11-03-2005, 06:09 PM
just like those dumb emos
magic nyc
11-03-2005, 06:15 PM
who cried whenever hawthorne-hights played
Exploited
11-03-2005, 06:38 PM
because emo fuckin sucks the
VAbomber
11-03-2005, 07:22 PM
theres shit in my pants
Exploited
11-03-2005, 08:15 PM
cus your depends leaked again
slick dick willy
11-05-2005, 02:57 PM
because you did'nt buy Huggies
shineONE
11-05-2005, 03:27 PM
because you didnt want the
Exploited
11-05-2005, 03:35 PM
store clerk to know taht
Krylon bomber
11-05-2005, 06:16 PM
you beat off to men
blank_flo
11-05-2005, 07:24 PM
and run naked in the
Jersey Skillz - Joha
11-05-2005, 07:39 PM
park at night with yellow...
blank_flo
11-05-2005, 07:57 PM
ribbon tied round his cock
Enemy
11-05-2005, 09:29 PM
which suddenly fell off and
DEKOR
11-05-2005, 10:08 PM
ur nuts fell as well...
ThugGrapher
11-05-2005, 10:49 PM
so you went back to
shineONE
11-06-2005, 02:39 AM
store and breathed deeply and
slick dick willy
11-07-2005, 02:41 PM
robbed a midget for her............
toxus
11-07-2005, 02:44 PM
to eat, when a two
sika_2002
11-07-2005, 02:58 PM
legged pig ran through the