5 word story...

[ASEN]

Originally posted by neaksta@Nov 21 2005, 08:31 PM
and this thread is hurting
prolly gunna get closed
Yeah, let's just close it after 203 pages of the same nonsense. Dumb kids.
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cosmic blunt chock full o'

[Exploited]

and as the story continues

[fannypack uprock]

on the other side of...

[sicka than aidz]

tony's fist(not the mod),..slice it already...

[explosivo_420]

what? the weed off brick

[ziponer]

slice the god damn pie!

[sicka than aidz]

brickweed dont get u high...

[Exploited]

and tahts why peopel pop

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

X instead, cuz its much...

[ziponer]

trippier like speed and acid

[shineONE]

but the downside is that

[ASEN]

they become fuckin' androids. plus

[sika_2002]

asteroids fallin at the speed

[MoNkEy]

hit me in my right......

[sika_2002]

eye, blinding me like a

[sicka than aidz]

savage 85 percent white devil

[Exploited]

who is actually not even

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

white, but more like cream....

[Ume]

soda with a tinge of...

[JadedSketches]

convicted serial killer sper-m...
(5 words..)

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

that burns like acid when...

[JadedSketches]

added with paint thinner and..

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

coke soda then mixed in....

[sicka than aidz]

in bleach, ammonia, crack rocks....

[Craze]

then smoked through a long........

[Arq]

glass pipe with ...

[sicka than aidz]

cherry kool aid holy water

[LSB]

and a hit of whisky

[C H E N Z O]

which made him say that

[Kustom]

He shot some kid once

[Mse]

and raped him reapeatedly, whilst..

[JadedSketches]

fingering his little pet turtle..

[Sync]

the one with purple spots...

[VAbomber]

i wish i could but..

[[]ASeR-ONe[]paint slinger]

it bites my fingers off.....









:ph34r: ninjas eat their vegetables

[scOpeOne]

so bought a blue dog

[scOpeOne]

then i dyed it pink

[Exploited]

cuz pink is the color

[! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.]

that all men should wear

[blank_flo]

and not women coz they

[MoNkEy]

all have willy's and men.......

[-save]

like real old stinky vaginas...

[sicka than aidz]

that *****z ashed cigarettes in

[Golem]

jessica alba's sexy ass cooch...

[koper]

exploded in an agressive rebellion

[! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.]

because (some sexy girl) licked her shit raw


hah

[skateparadise]

then choped her head off

[sika_2002]

becuase its a snuff film

[! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.]

bout tha dangers of child

[sicka than aidz]

play where chucky murders all

[SpLiTbomber]

end up as bullshit which

[sicka than aidz]

u spread on your sandwiches

[magic nyc]

toget the flavor just right

[Exploited]

he slapped on some ketchup

[! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.]

on his fat neighbors ass

[slick dick willy]

and cumed for some mayo.....

[screw_loose]

put it on a hotdog.




BUMP

[jinx671]

then raped screw looses mom.. :lol:

[jinx671]

who he shared it with

[SpLiTbomber]

mitochondria clusters on his winky

[screw_loose]

Originally posted by jinx671@Dec 13 2005, 03:21 AM
then raped screw looses mom.. :lol:
ahhahaha NOT. dumbass, a mom joke is so fourth grade. grow the fuck up.

[! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.]

Originally posted by SpLiTbomber@Dec 13 2005, 04:56 PM
mitochondria clusters on his winky
damn nvm.

[jinx671]

man this guyz a fagit

[jinx671]

he kant hack my jokez

[jinx671]

and reactz with wack shit.... :o

[! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.]

your about tha dumbest shit

[Cobb ovk]

I HAVE AIDS THE END

[scOpeOne]

there is no end bitch.

[alive]

the story must go on!

[! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.]

til someone gets analed hard.

[Cobb ovk]

i have aids please continue

[scOpeOne]

i hope you die bitch

[jinx671]

a horrible dark lonely death..

[ballpoint pen chemistry]

this thread is really gay

[jinx671]

thatz why condomz are usefull... :P

[screw_loose]

thats what she said.

[Havoc411]

screw loose is a homo

[sicka than aidz]

bwa ha ha ha -dead

[screw_loose]

im not the on with a big black man as his avatar. faggot.

[FadeProof]

that was not five words

[snow2skate]

The vagina ate the penis.

[RJX]

My can of Rust-Oleum exploded.

[VAbomber]

yeh screw loose is a fucking little retard kid. maybe when your balls drop, then you can start talking shit

[selc himself]

does there exist a telephone-line-for-toys?

[jinx671]

yahhh........lol..."drop it like itz hot"

[sika_2002]

stop fuckin up this thread

[FadeProof]

Five words only. ya heard?

[VAbomber]

lol good one

[FadeProof]

-laughs-
that's not five words.

[AoAssis]

puts up middle finger bitch

[sika_2002]

there once was a man

[shyone]

who lived in a shoe

[shyone]

with 7 little fat dwafs

[shyone]

who smelt so what he

[sika_2002]

did was rub himself in

[shyone]

did was he turned into

[shyone]

oh shit very sorry sika

[shyone]

perfume and he sat on

[shyone]

perfume and he sat on

[sicka than aidz]

your grill and shitted a

[shyone]

big fat smelly slimy wet

[SpLiTbomber]

flying piece of shit that

[jinx671]

flew inside hiz big mouf

[skrim]

and he swallowed it by

[jinx671]

hiz fat ass ugly mom

[blank_flo]

hoo was cooking tea in..

[AoAssis]

her vagina burt her fat......

[sika_2002]

was too heavy, and made

[MoNkEy]

me cry because she could.......

[sika_2002]

not lift her finger becuase

[MoNkEy]

she had elaphantitis on her...............

[runci]

mums christmas dinner that had

[scOpeOne]

that tasted like horse rectum

[MoNkEy]

you mucked it up you............

[runci]

big fat piece of shit!!!

[MoNkEy]

its cos he put that........

[Hektik-J]

toe in his soup. which...

[Hektik-J]

toe in his soup. which...

[Hektik-J]

toe in his soup. which...

[! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.]

tastes very good w/ a

[! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.]

double post, my bad.

[shyone]

you messed it up now

[slick dick willy]

and the story will never.........

[shyone]

reach the end of its

[slick dick willy]

climax, like your sex life.....

[shyone]

not my sex life but

[shyone]

the fact is i need

[whoarethereal evil]

a blow up sex doll

[shyone]

to give to a friend

[whoarethereal evil]

who feels it neccesary to

[M A G]

to fuck and fuck and..

[jinx671]

jiz all over the pastic

[jinx671]

jiz all over the

[jinx671]

jiz all over the plastic..

[jinx671]

jiz all over the plastic..

[jinx671]

damn my computer iz messed

[whoarethereal evil]

because of hot gay porn

[blank_flo]

tht his brother had downloaded

[Hektik-J]

onto the family computer harddrive......

[MoNkEy]

which he got swiped by......

[sika_2002]

wow, u kept it to

[MoNkEy]

wtf is what i say.....

[sika_2002]

i felt like being random

[MoNkEy]

because we battled runci yesterday..........

[sika_2002]

with hardcore lyricals, that blew

[MoNkEy]

his mums skirt off and..........

[CaM-ONER]

showed her hairy little cooch

[MoNkEy]

and runci screamed out loud.......

[whoarethereal evil]

mummy why dont u shave

[MoNkEy]

his mum replied because i..........

[sika_2002]

dont want people to see

[DARK1]

her small hairy dick and

[MoNkEy]

shove it in sikas mouth.....

[sika_2002]

even tho sika isnt gay

[MoNkEy]

he was raped by a........

[AoAssis]

but sika likes to lie

[sika_2002]

bunch of MONKEYS, which cant

[AoAssis]

masturbate cuz their dicks are

[sika_2002]

so small they use tweezers

[AoAssis]

which rips their skin off

[sika_2002]

which is fucking painfull and

[AoAssis]

then they eat it cuz

[screw_loose]

they like kinky ass shit.

[sika_2002]

like whips and leathers and

[AoAssis]

diapers filled with smelly shit

[sika_2002]

which really is for fucked

[AoAssis]

up beaners who think their

[whoarethereal evil]

the real ass monkey shit

[jinx671]

"hot gay porn"...hahahahaha..whoaretherealevil, said that gay ass line..therez no hot in gay..you fagit ass fonzy fuck..

[jinx671]

unless itz chickz thatz gay

[jinx671]

unless itz chickz thatz gay

[Hektik-J]

so err you mean lesbionic....

[SpLiTbomber]

titty fucking whores which cost

[sika_2002]

more than male jiggalos who

[Hektik-J]

weigh over 300 pounds and......

[sika_2002]

are into gay porno, like

[Exploited]

those bastards from down the

[markingz.]

street who are alwyas trying to...

[sika_2002]

ass rape each other, like

[shyone]

cliff richard did to his

[CaM-ONER]

son while you jerked off

[markingz.]

your precious p o r n in the

[sika_2002]

bathroom, whilst licking apple pie

[runci]

and RUNCI is so cool

[sika_2002]

because he fingers his ass

[markingz.]

and eats good food while

[sika_2002]

listening to westlife, because runci

[markingz.]

is pimped out like a

[sika_2002]

bitch, and his ISNT cool

[v e n s r.]

fuck you bitch



..stupid tool :P

[MegamanX]

As he devoured his cock

[v e n s r.]

he choked and he screamed

[sicka than aidz]

while bein visciously raped inbetween...

[sika_2002]

the two fatest men ever

[HEAT]

texas chainsaw dude named leather"

[AoAssis]

$nake$ is so gay because

[vungoh]

because who the fuck cares

[JadedSketches]

if your sister doesnt like..

[HEAT]

crabs, why's she itchin like...

[JadedSketches]

a dog on crack and..

[! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.]

a poodle sniffing a HUGE

[sibil juggalo]

dust mite with a cowboy

[v e n s r.]

on a cool winter eve

[Sync]

deep in the forgotten realm.

[AoAssis]

of narnia while your mom

[! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.]

vagina-less tried to get

[! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.]

dammit...


ass raped by king kong

[jinx671]

while she sucked on santaclause's

[Sync]

fat peppermint stick of doom

[sika_2002]

which looks like candy cans

[Sync]

of beautiful liquid montana color

[AoAssis]

spewing out of a gaint

[Sync]

sour, no definitely sweet, pickle

[calmlikeabomb]

in my salami sandwich with

[AoAssis]

marshmellows all over my fat

[! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.]

belly, which is sexy to

[jinx671]

also lick a chickz pussy

[jinx671]

while under the influence of

[AoAssis]

gay porn and other drugs

[sika_2002]

although gay porn turns me

[AoAssis]

on like a penis covered..........

[atlarge]

in some white cream with

[AoAssis]

melted cheese on the tip

[atlarge]

of the very small choad

[`~SNEK~']

of the last posters bathing suit area

[>SM!7K<]

rubbed shit in his face..

[Sync]

(You in the closet gays.....)

[>SM!7K<]

but do you wanna play

[`~SNEK~']

he said no i dont

[jinx671]

i only play with myself

[jinx671]

at times when the moon

[AoAssis]

is high and pimps are

[MoNkEy]

on the prowl for fresh.....

[`~SNEK~']

PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY and hos

[MoNkEy]

that looked remarkabley like your.........

[`~SNEK~']

Mom&#39;s waffels and pancakes

[Krylon bomber]

taste like piss and shit.

[>SM!7K<]

rubbing syrup on her clit

[ghettochild]

and then she was bit...

[.ProperDozerPhaze.]

a fat mans hard nipple

[jinx671]

waz slit by a trans

[ghettochild]

i eat cats and dogs

[>SM!7K<]

;) you fucked it up, seriously&#33;

[sika_2002]

oh well, praise the lord

[>SM!7K<]

id rather, ride a ford

[sika_2002]

thats just poetry, foolish child

[fannypack uprock]

^^ your sig&#39;s got me beguiled

[sika_2002]

i dont have a sig

[fannypack uprock]

but >SM&#33;7K< sure does mmmmmmmmmm

[sika_2002]

now it make more sense