5 word story...

[Sync]

of beautiful liquid montana color

[AoAssis]

spewing out of a gaint

[Sync]

sour, no definitely sweet, pickle

[calmlikeabomb]

in my salami sandwich with

[AoAssis]

marshmellows all over my fat

[! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.]

belly, which is sexy to

[jinx671]

also lick a chickz pussy

[jinx671]

while under the influence of

[AoAssis]

gay porn and other drugs

[sika_2002]

although gay porn turns me

[AoAssis]

on like a penis covered..........

[atlarge]

in some white cream with

[AoAssis]

melted cheese on the tip

[atlarge]

of the very small choad

[`~SNEK~']

of the last posters bathing suit area

[>SM!7K<]

rubbed shit in his face..

[Sync]

(You in the closet gays.....)

[>SM!7K<]

but do you wanna play

[`~SNEK~']

he said no i dont

[jinx671]

i only play with myself

[jinx671]

at times when the moon

[AoAssis]

is high and pimps are

[MoNkEy]

on the prowl for fresh.....

[`~SNEK~']

PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY and hos

[MoNkEy]

that looked remarkabley like your.........

[`~SNEK~']

Mom's waffels and pancakes

[Krylon bomber]

taste like piss and shit.

[>SM!7K<]

rubbing syrup on her clit

[ghettochild]

and then she was bit...

[.ProperDozerPhaze.]

a fat mans hard nipple

[jinx671]

waz slit by a trans

[ghettochild]

i eat cats and dogs

[>SM!7K<]

;) you fucked it up, seriously!

[sika_2002]

oh well, praise the lord

[>SM!7K<]

id rather, ride a ford

[sika_2002]

thats just poetry, foolish child

[fannypack uprock]

^^ your sig's got me beguiled

[sika_2002]

i dont have a sig

[fannypack uprock]

but >SM!7K< sure does mmmmmmmmmm

[sika_2002]

now it make more sense

[>SM!7K<]

:P Well have a GREAT year!

[fannypack uprock]

lets start off a new....

[>SM!7K<]

There was a boy in

[v e n s r.]

the woman's gaping ass hole

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

that squeeled "HELP ME! I've"...

[>SM!7K<]

Found something,i found someting"...

[jinx671]

but what he found was

[JETc17]

an old condom in which

[markingz.]

he put on his foot ;)

[Logikalone]

...Then he got a disease...

[JETc17]

that made him think he

[Logikalone]

should go smoke some weed...

[markingz.]

and then look for another....

[Logikalone]

(insert ethnocentric comment here) person to by some...

[v e n s r.]

mad four twenty chronic roaches

[Logikalone]

so he could do what...

[>SM!7K<]

every person loves to do....

[Scene*]

your mom you fucking bitch

[Logikalone]

ass crack loving ass who

[>SM!7K<]

needs a better 5 words.

[sika_2002]

but this is pointless, like

[Scene*]

democracy in the middle east

[screw_loose]

Originally posted by VAbomber@Dec 19 2005, 07:38 AM
yeh screw loose is a fucking little retard kid. maybe when your balls drop, then you can start talking shit
look they dropped!!! fag. stop talking about my balls.

[sika_2002]

fanny fanny fanny fanny PUSSY

[fannypack uprock]

i couldnt help but notice...

[markingz.]

something weird was just about

[good]

happen to his small wang

[>SM!7K<]

turning bright purple from tight...

[Logikalone]

ass male prostitutes who never...

[SpLiTbomber]

pooped without farting cum over

[hi.my.tag.is:]

a muddy elephant who was.....

[good]

big purple and very gay

[whatsgoinon]

peanutbutter & jelly smelly rotten cunt

[sika_2002]

tastes pretty good, much unlike

[slick dick willy]

that wack Jif peanut butter...

[good]

o my god is that a

[Logikalone]

giant man eating shrimp in

[CHILLEN905]

THA MIDDLE OF HIS LOWER..

[good]

level of a tagged bus

[MAST]

then FSU started a fight

[sika_2002]

but TLO kicked there ass

[hi.my.tag.is:]

and got arrested by a....

[screw_loose]

fat cop so he ran

[hi.my.tag.is:]

to the north pole and..

[CHILLEN905]

AN ROBBED SANTA FOR HIS..

[fannypack uprock]

hat and his sack of....

[CHILLEN905]

PEANUTBUTTER AND CRACK SANDWICHES TO..

[good]

poop on in china town

[CHILLEN905]

RIGHT BEFORE HE PUT HIS...

[Logikalone]

stick from his ass into...

[sika_2002]

mrs.santa great big flappy

*mrs.santa is 2 words*

[isor_de]

jacks-of-joy, when suddenly,

[sika_2002]

a big red dog, called

[Logikalone]

COCK-erspaniel started to smoke some

[whoarethereal evil]

crack which he purchased from

[Sync]

your cheap ass, whore mother

[sika_2002]

whos a man beast, with

[TricksForKids]

large, pimply, oddly shaped breasts

[Logikalone]

just like that ho you

[hi.my.tag.is:]

were whacking off to in..

[scopethedope]

in the childrens magasine called....

[sika_2002]

child weekly, the best magazine

[hi.my.tag.is:]

ever to be used by...

[Logikalone]

Erectial Dysfunction patients when they...

[Kingz514]

shit their pants with fright

[hi.my.tag.is:]

thinking they were going to ....

[Seti]

the international circumsision centre for

[good]

some bud and a bong

[Logikalone]

to stick in they're fully

[Exploited]

and get really fucked up

[sika_2002]

circumsision must fucking hurt, ouch

[SpLiTbomber]

getting your shlong sizzled is

[defjunkey]

fantastic because..

[Logikalone]

You need five words you

[-save]

son of a fucking clit

[fannypack uprock]

this thread's gone to shit

[Kingz514]

just like i did; shit

[good]

and pooped on the side

[jinx671]

of the nice lookin s2000...

[jinx671]

then smeered it on the

[Logikalone]

rear windshield of your momma's

[hi.my.tag.is:]

pet tiger whos name was..

[Kao.Ali]

sally, but liked to be called...

[Forum Police]

DIPSET DIPSET DIPSET DIPSET DIPSET...

[Logikalone]

And then he stuck his

[JETc17]

finger in her mouth and

[MooMooTheMoose]

...Gastro Inflamitory infections occured suddenly...

[Dino]

Which put him in shock...

[that_guy]

causing him to lose control...

[SpLiTbomber]

of his hand while masturbating

[scOpeOne]

and poke his left eye

[sika_2002]

which caused him great pain

[Klaz]

as he spunked all over

[sika_2002]

his brand knew pair of

[Klaz]

balls wot were new....init

[westsida]

causing him to need new...

[sika_2002]

ballsack, which costs twenty bob

[westsida]

but luckily he had some...

[sika_2002]

cash, cus hes works as

[AoAssis]

a pedophile who likes to

[SpLiTbomber]

caress little children maticously while

[kongo]

wankin, he went to the

[Forum Police]

Local convenience store to get...

[Welsh_Graffer]

A pack of 20 condoms

[OGT501]

Defeat of Deduct Jumped Defence

B)

[Welsh_Graffer]

What you talking bout fool

[Hektik-J]

said the uber gangster while

[`~SNEK~']

fuckin a bitch in da-ass

[Hektik-J]

but then inwalked rodney, the

[kongo]

local gimp, and he said

[Hektik-J]

nothing because hes a gimp

[sika_2002]

with a dildo in his

[Forum Police]

Really cool purple fanny pack...

[Hektik-J]

that just happened to be

[Klaz]

extremly extrememly extremly extremly gay

[Hektik-J]

and located so far up

[ASEN]

228 pages of this shit

[Klaz]

that it started the thread

[Hektik-J]

and everyone congratulated it on

[Forum Police]

Its amazing success among the...

[sika_2002]

constatnly shit other threads that

[Hektik-J]

ask the same bullshit questions

[Klaz]

like is taggin busses cool?

[sika_2002]

but oh well, this uber

[Hektik-J]

universe kicks all the other

[Forum Police]

Colored people out of the...

[sika_2002]

slave boat, cus australians are

[JETc17]

never, ever, ever going to

[Logikalone]

Make their toilets flush the

[good]

wrong way in american bathrooms

[Logikalone]

Because theyre just wierd like

[madsencarl]

canadians, americans, europians and asians

[Kr3w]

that are about to feed

[`~SNEK~']

on birds and get the-bird-flu-and-die

[Klaz]

klaz bumped this thread and....

[JETc17]

didnt get beefed just until...

[=skimble=]

3 hobos jumped him and...

[Havoc411]

exclaimed "skimble you fucking homo!"

[=skimble=]

"wow, how mature..." exclaims everyone

[sika_2002]

no, we agree with havik

[=skimble=]

as I said, toooo serious

[Havoc411]

shut up bitch, what what

[=skimble=]

FUCK YOU bitch ha ha

[sika_2002]

skimbles on my nuts, biatch

[Havoc411]

are you even a writer?

[=skimble=]

yo mama's on mine now

*haha*

[Forum Police]

When Dr. Phil showed up...

(Wow, even the 5 word story thread is turning into another beef and shit talking thread, you guys are fuckin' sad.)

[=skimble=]

and so did Jerry Spinger...

[sika_2002]

as did frodo and gandalf

[Forum Police]

To prepare a Thanksgiving dinner...

[Havoc411]

a thanksgiving dinner..... of death

[=skimble=]

A feast was prepared containing...

[sika_2002]

fried hobbit, elf and roast

[Havoc411]

and blood of the innocent

[=skimble=]

a sprinkle of virgin sarifice...

[Kao.Ali]

and a bucket of chicken

[sika_2002]

which was bought from kfc

[PureSole]

dipped in cyanide and lead...

[=skimble=]

and fed to the masses...

[Exploited]

with a handfull of large

[PureSole]

hairy balls covered in green...

[SpLiTbomber]

spinach that your mom shat

[Struk]

it tasted so good, they...

[Kao.Ali]

started riots over in france

[Snoz]

this should be closed now

[good]

and ^^^^ are a dickface

[=skimble=]

Snoz, who enjoys a good...

[good]

night in prison with bubba

[sika_2002]

recieving some sweet sweet loving

[kongo]

....aslong as hes on top

[sika_2002]

being feed warm apple pie

[kongo]

"sika unblock me-or-go-online" he said

[sika_2002]

whilst playing with him self




"im on a differnet msn so add me again"

[kongo]

"pm the addy" he exclaimed!!

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

"Box is full!" he shreaked!

[PureSole]

but the evil doctor kakalaka

[Logikalone]

had other plans for our

[dotone]

confused knight in shining armor

[Struk]

high on weed and xtc...

[Kingz514]

... havin a 3-some with twins ;) ...

[PureSole]

in air suspended by bungee

[Logikalone]

chords that would kill any

[Exploited]

kind of rat named otis

[calmlikeabomb]

but otis is fucking fast

[Kao.Ali]

so a slingshot was required

[=skimble=]

, a sling shot that could

[Logikalone]

Shoot so much shit, it

[kongo]

only cost 2 bob n...

[Exploited]

the rest he payed with

[Kao.Ali]

some lint and 4 stogs

[bomberman]

my penis in ur mouth

[JETc17]

six dollars, some heroin, and..

[=skimble=]

he took the slingshot home...

[blank_flo]

n got really bored so

[kongo]

he went to the stripclub

[Kao.Ali]

to go get a sandwitch

[sika_2002]

a tasty sandwich indeed, so

[SpLiTbomber]

he consumed it while he

[Hektik-J]

violently attacked a young asian....

[life_iz_n_illusion]

who thought he was a........

[Hektik-J]

large walrus type creature that.....

[kongo]

did not have any legs....

[paint the town red]

instead he had tentacles for

[good]

for brains and sprem for

[.ProperDozerPhaze.]

Saliva?

Haha I forgot 5 word story oh well.

[SpLiTbomber]

proper is an idiot because

[SpLiTbomber]

he forgot its five words

[JETc17]

so after that, someone came...

[.ProperDozerPhaze.]

to beat his monkey ass

[koper]

straight into the frozen pavement