View Full Version : 5 word story...
Kao.Ali
02-01-2006, 12:11 AM
but instead they went to
AFTER1_
02-01-2006, 01:12 PM
shit on his new pillows
Kingz514
02-01-2006, 09:37 PM
his mommy bought for him
SpLiTbomber
02-01-2006, 10:23 PM
as a hahnikkuh present to
Kingz514
02-02-2006, 08:31 AM
shut him the fuck up
sika_2002
02-02-2006, 10:18 AM
little twat, who was never
going to hit puberty, but
Kingz514
02-02-2006, 11:43 AM
fucked his dog sparky instead
Alchohlics_Anonymous
02-02-2006, 12:21 PM
and realized he got a boner!
sika_2002
02-02-2006, 02:56 PM
but that was partly because
kongo
02-02-2006, 02:59 PM
his thumb was up his
sika_2002
02-02-2006, 03:01 PM
nostril, sneeze fetishs were his
sika_2002
02-02-2006, 03:12 PM
canadian, and all canadians are
MoNkEy
02-02-2006, 03:14 PM
serial rapist especially like his.........
kongo
02-02-2006, 03:31 PM
nan, whos fanny is hairy
STONES ONES
02-02-2006, 04:41 PM
like this little ladies but
http://img415.imageshack.us/img415/3010/021my.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
kongo
02-02-2006, 04:43 PM
wider, smellyer, crustier, but it
PureSole
02-02-2006, 04:59 PM
wasnt as loose because it
bomberman
02-02-2006, 04:59 PM
grew a big black penis
kongo
02-02-2006, 05:08 PM
which was shaped like a
sika_2002
02-02-2006, 05:11 PM
huge mother fuckin green cucumber
Kao.Ali
02-03-2006, 12:41 AM
and she used it to...
MicoDOK
02-03-2006, 09:45 AM
...flick the pink bean daily...
paint the town red
02-03-2006, 12:04 PM
only he got aids from...
SpLiTbomber
02-03-2006, 02:30 PM
his own skanky sister while
SpLiTbomber
02-03-2006, 02:30 PM
his own skanky sister while
[]ASeR-ONe[]paint slinger
02-07-2006, 12:11 PM
His mom stuck her cucumber....
sika_2002
02-07-2006, 02:01 PM
up her husband huge ass
Hektik-J
02-07-2006, 04:19 PM
who surprisingly enjoyed the vegetable
sika_2002
02-07-2006, 04:21 PM
because it was very nutricious
Kingz514
02-07-2006, 06:25 PM
but it ripped his bumhole
M A G
02-07-2006, 06:38 PM
so he hit his wife
then emailed michael jackson and
Prio'92
02-08-2006, 01:43 AM
said that he was angry
that his second penis was
Allergic
02-08-2006, 10:19 AM
A Clown's Red Balloon Animal
whoarethereal evil
02-08-2006, 11:55 AM
which was partial to eating
kongo
02-08-2006, 02:08 PM
foreskin, with a hint of....
Kingz514
02-08-2006, 03:56 PM
lemony freshness on the testicles
blank_flo
02-08-2006, 04:13 PM
that he thot was good..
M A G
02-09-2006, 05:34 PM
so he ate both his testicles
Struk
02-09-2006, 07:28 PM
he was still hungry so...
[]ASeR-ONe[]paint slinger
02-09-2006, 10:31 PM
he fixed up a BLT
screw_loose
02-09-2006, 10:46 PM
window, then he fuckin went
Allergic
02-09-2006, 11:11 PM
to buy some sweet rusto
Prio'92
02-09-2006, 11:23 PM
and tag on his mom's
Kao.Ali
02-09-2006, 11:26 PM
kitchen, where she was currently...
Allergic
02-09-2006, 11:31 PM
making BLT's for his dad
SpLiTbomber
02-12-2006, 03:55 AM
whos penis shrunk when the
To.The.Beat
02-12-2006, 04:02 AM
fucking stupid cunt took steriods
screw_loose
02-12-2006, 11:06 AM
but he got really strong
well i passed out and.....
whats up with your eyes....
she forgot the pill again....
_-=psycho=-_
02-12-2006, 09:57 PM
The Lights Were Dim And.... :lol:
MicoDOK
02-27-2006, 09:24 AM
her tits got ever harder (what the fuck? did i say that shit???) :ph34r:
sika_2002
02-27-2006, 09:42 AM
because it was so cold
MODGrafix
02-27-2006, 01:21 PM
so she ate her excrements
obseen
02-27-2006, 02:22 PM
and it tasted really elephanty
Cascad3
02-27-2006, 02:25 PM
flowers blossomed as we looked....
dotone
02-27-2006, 04:08 PM
on with some utter disbelief
the infamous one
02-27-2006, 04:11 PM
as she had an enema
sika_2002
02-27-2006, 04:18 PM
you scientific cunit you are
JadedSketches
02-27-2006, 06:34 PM
really a quite pleasant person..
=skimble=
02-27-2006, 07:01 PM
to talk to, especially about...
JadedSketches
02-27-2006, 07:30 PM
Down's syndrome and other fuckups..
DARK1
02-27-2006, 07:41 PM
smell kinda weird when they....
=skimble=
02-27-2006, 07:48 PM
shit their pants. So dont...
Allergic
02-27-2006, 07:54 PM
do drugs, like toxic shrooms...
whoarethereal evil
02-28-2006, 10:33 AM
as they are known to
explosivo_420
02-28-2006, 12:31 PM
huffing paint aint that great?
sika_2002
02-28-2006, 01:15 PM
not really, makes you see
obseen
02-28-2006, 01:18 PM
that really hurts to pee
and obseen was caught doin .....
Cascad3
02-28-2006, 03:53 PM
...a pretty painting on his....
JadedSketches
02-28-2006, 04:52 PM
fuck that he sucks, so-it-couldn't-of-been-a-pretty-painting-but-really-an-ugly-one..
I heart cheating. ;)
`~SNEK~'
02-28-2006, 04:56 PM
on his mothers belly cuz-hes-a-really-gay-man-that-fucks-his-mom-all-the-time-so-he-has-to-go-to-psycology-and-then-he -ended-up-in-a-mental-institution-then-he-got-out-and-killed-8019419047-people-all-because-of-piecin-on-his-moms-belly...
Cascad3
02-28-2006, 04:57 PM
yuck, that ruins the story...
`~SNEK~'
02-28-2006, 04:58 PM
yes, it does does does...
=)
Cascad3
02-28-2006, 05:01 PM
ha ha ha, so anyway...
soba06
02-28-2006, 05:09 PM
congradulations and then it exploded
JadedSketches
02-28-2006, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by Cascad3@Feb 28 2006, 06:01 PM
ha ha ha, so anyway...
what you doin' for supper?
Cascad3
02-28-2006, 05:12 PM
why would you ask that?
JadedSketches
02-28-2006, 05:24 PM
it was part of the-fuckin-story..
`~SNEK~'
02-28-2006, 07:42 PM
laugh my fucking ass off
life_iz_n_illusion
03-04-2006, 05:11 PM
because i read that someone....
Cascad3
03-04-2006, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by JadedSketches@Feb 28 2006, 06:24 PM
it was part of the-fuckin-story..
[QUOTE]
that wasnt 5 words. you lose....
sika_2002
03-04-2006, 05:59 PM
your world class champion title
C H E N Z O
03-04-2006, 06:00 PM
will become ma arse wiper
sika_2002
03-04-2006, 06:01 PM
becuase its smooth like a
tortured artist
03-04-2006, 06:30 PM
criminal on a sunday night...
SiMpUhL
03-04-2006, 06:35 PM
...then i found twenty bucks...
ntoksik8
03-04-2006, 06:52 PM
and grabed my crack pipe...
JETc17
03-04-2006, 06:54 PM
and smoked a shitload of
Kao.Ali
03-04-2006, 11:16 PM
weed up in that crackpipe
JadedSketches
03-04-2006, 11:41 PM
and afterwards I might try..
gnarlatron3030
03-04-2006, 11:47 PM
some of that apple dip
JadedSketches
03-05-2006, 12:11 AM
that they serve at mcdonalds.
Havoc411
03-05-2006, 09:58 AM
i have a huge penis
well good for you freak...
\(SIN)/
03-05-2006, 10:00 AM
said a kid named reas...
PureSole
03-05-2006, 10:01 AM
who lived in a can
kongo
03-05-2006, 10:02 AM
"but mine is bigger!" kongo-said
Originally posted by \(SIN)/@Mar 5 2006, 11:00 AM
said a kid named reas...
[QUOTE]
who is also known as...
kongo
03-05-2006, 10:10 AM
Pamela,Pams, doc P, cascad3, and
Rage2033.... haha, kongo's with it....
sika_2002
03-05-2006, 10:24 AM
in the bathtub, of warm
milk, eating cookies and reading
\(SIN)/
03-05-2006, 10:43 AM
Dr.Suess books while on acid... (dr.suess im counting as 1 word :P )
ner_one
03-05-2006, 12:01 PM
while your verry drunk sister :P
obseen
03-05-2006, 12:04 PM
wanders in the molesters garden
cartched STD's from blowing the hobbo that lives in that dumspter in that allie
^^coz tht was 5 words...
then the hobbo went to
JadedSketches
03-05-2006, 04:09 PM
piss in a carton of..
sika_2002
03-05-2006, 04:16 PM
very concentrated pure apple juice
ntoksik8
03-05-2006, 06:49 PM
to clean his crackpipe with
Kao.Ali
03-05-2006, 07:51 PM
piss, its cleaner then crack...
Rage2033
03-06-2006, 04:36 AM
open a chocolate easter egg.
explosivo_420
03-07-2006, 09:45 PM
of your big mommas ass
fannypack uprock
03-07-2006, 09:48 PM
directly after a coffee enema
explosivo_420
03-07-2006, 09:49 PM
in a german porn flick
(FAnny packs on my dick, followin my clicks, his pics are of dead chicks!)
fannypack uprock
03-07-2006, 09:52 PM
called 'shit on a platter'
explosivo_420
03-07-2006, 09:54 PM
now im out like madhatter!
JadedSketches
03-07-2006, 10:12 PM
shutup with your shitty rhymes..
EGO31
03-08-2006, 02:09 AM
tampons in your krylon caps....
noise not music
03-08-2006, 02:55 AM
and you will be forbidden...
inject_junk
03-08-2006, 03:12 AM
for making fucking shit threads!
sika_2002
03-08-2006, 03:18 AM
shut up, you miserable fucker
.ProperDozerPhaze.
03-08-2006, 03:55 AM
if you suck my man-tits
Kingz514
03-08-2006, 05:08 PM
you might find a hair
obseen
03-08-2006, 05:19 PM
if you are willing to...
Logikalone
03-08-2006, 05:20 PM
have sex with a bear...
explosivo_420
03-09-2006, 11:15 AM
you guys aint playin fair!
r.A.n.D.o.M
03-09-2006, 11:18 AM
this shit rhymes he said
\(SIN)/
03-09-2006, 11:27 AM
but then he opened the....
r.A.n.D.o.M
03-09-2006, 11:47 AM
wales jaw and rode his
ladie.salo
03-09-2006, 01:30 PM
boat into the place where....
Logikalone
03-09-2006, 01:39 PM
Not even god can see
\(SIN)/
03-09-2006, 02:03 PM
because he isnt real you
skipone
03-09-2006, 02:06 PM
i smoked a fat blunt
\(SIN)/
03-09-2006, 02:08 PM
that makes no sense: because he isnt real you i smoked a fat blunt?
think of something else
Origin
03-09-2006, 10:11 PM
finger stained vandal who ate
xDISMALx
03-09-2006, 10:13 PM
some wheat in indonesia and
enjoyed nibbling on rectal candy
Kao.Ali
03-10-2006, 07:23 PM
get some pho, at the...
JETc17
03-10-2006, 07:27 PM
garbage dump. then he said..
"yo!, can I score some...
FWBMeth
03-11-2006, 08:57 AM
dildo rubber with some cheese
JETc17
03-11-2006, 08:58 AM
:lol:
i think that my friend
r.A.n.D.o.M
03-11-2006, 09:21 AM
was aroused, he started jerking
`~SNEK~'
03-11-2006, 11:17 AM
and the girl started twurkin =)
sika_2002
03-11-2006, 01:48 PM
but this never ending story
kongo
03-11-2006, 02:09 PM
but ftag didnt know that-'cos...
hes good, i know something
`~SNEK~'
03-11-2006, 02:41 PM
that you dont know! na-na-na-na-na-NAAAA!!!
soba06
03-11-2006, 03:16 PM
and then they all exploded boooooooooooooooooom !!!!!!!!
Ray of Today
03-11-2006, 06:30 PM
Below the city's surface slept.....
meetermaid
03-11-2006, 06:31 PM
a giant marshmallow made of...
many millions of big mutated
kongo
03-11-2006, 06:34 PM
worms, with legs and arms....
Paint Magic
03-11-2006, 07:03 PM
that were shaped like penis's
Ray of Today
03-11-2006, 07:12 PM
spewing gobs of fluff on
Logikalone
03-11-2006, 07:36 PM
That hoe you call a
Ray of Today
03-11-2006, 07:42 PM
tool for your garden. Eventually
SpLiTbomber
03-14-2006, 06:49 PM
his nipples started sagging like
Paint Magic
03-14-2006, 06:54 PM
paint dripping into a big
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-14-2006, 08:52 PM
funnel that had eight differant...
SiMpUhL
03-14-2006, 08:55 PM
u spelled different wrong bitch
1 2 3 4 5
dotone
03-14-2006, 09:37 PM
but i say stop frontin
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-14-2006, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by SiMpUhL@Mar 14 2006, 09:55 PM
u spelled different wrong bitch
1 2 3 4 5
Your kind of a faggot.
1 2 3 4 5
Fuckin fifth grade wack mothafucker.
1 2 3 4 5
Go back to your home
1 2 3 4 5
AKA the "Toy Thread" faggot
1 2 3 4 5
It was a simple typo
1 2 3 4 5
DAMN YOU ARE UBERLY COOL
Im tired of this shit
1 2 3 4 5
Jrow17
03-14-2006, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by Alchohlics_Anonymous@Mar 14 2006, 09:52 PM
funnel that had eight differant...
holes and a big fuckin
(simpuhls a bitch)
SpLiTbomber
03-22-2006, 10:03 PM
vagina that ate people every
SMiZ315
03-22-2006, 11:11 PM
day and smelled really bad...
\(SIN)/
03-22-2006, 11:30 PM
just like fish tacos except......
r.A.n.D.o.M
03-25-2006, 04:34 PM
that the tata sauce tried
The 5th one
03-25-2006, 04:36 PM
to spill right down my......
Tanner
03-25-2006, 04:37 PM
very geasy blue montana top....
stocker
03-25-2006, 04:39 PM
take drugs rape sluts .
joker00
03-25-2006, 07:47 PM
and then kill ,sneak away
SpLiTbomber
03-25-2006, 09:58 PM
and rape liza maneli when
joker00
03-25-2006, 10:07 PM
she falls alseep from herion,
theoldguardisdead
03-26-2006, 12:41 AM
and wakes up sore from
SpLiTbomber
03-26-2006, 03:42 PM
previous anal raped when her
theoldguardisdead
03-26-2006, 06:33 PM
account is suspended by mysfyt
SpLiTbomber
03-26-2006, 06:52 PM
because hes a close whore
SpLiTbomber
03-26-2006, 06:57 PM
fuck his dog sideways while
the dog licked his ass hole
while he laughed and said
make me cum you fucken mutt as...
Logikalone
03-26-2006, 08:14 PM
His mom walked into his
joker00
03-26-2006, 08:17 PM
dog when the erection touched..........
theoldguardisdead
03-26-2006, 08:41 PM
1. this
2. is
3. gettin
4. hella
5. gay.
Spector
03-26-2006, 08:44 PM
Blew up into pieces
Police de Forum
03-26-2006, 08:45 PM
A large possum hissing loudly...
scOpeOne
03-26-2006, 09:20 PM
chomped on his HUGE
foot
Logikalone
03-26-2006, 09:48 PM
and thought, that wasnt so
SiMpUhL
03-26-2006, 10:27 PM
tasty so he grabbed some
dark\gbk
03-26-2006, 10:55 PM
sauce and sed to a
SiMpUhL
03-27-2006, 02:05 PM
frog wat up slut, do
What Happened to the Letters?
03-27-2006, 03:07 PM
you have a penis? WEll,
The 5th one
03-27-2006, 03:09 PM
of course not, i'm female....
and im really hot,but
http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/8644/pict00301gj.jpg
What Happened to the Letters?
03-27-2006, 03:22 PM
i dont swallow, so everyone
The 5th one
03-27-2006, 03:24 PM
stop staring at my picture
Dr. Coffee
03-27-2006, 03:30 PM
pams is a forum slut
yessss that was five
The 5th one
03-27-2006, 03:32 PM
and dr coffee's a prat....
who can count. wow, congrats! idiot.
Dr. Coffee
03-27-2006, 03:33 PM
thank you soooooooooooo so much
The 5th one
03-27-2006, 03:35 PM
oh my, your so welcome..........
Dr. Coffee
03-27-2006, 03:36 PM
I think we should cyber :D
The 5th one
03-27-2006, 03:38 PM
why would we do that....
Dr. Coffee
03-27-2006, 03:41 PM
I was a lonely child?
The 5th one
03-27-2006, 03:42 PM
ah really...i was too.
Dr. Coffee
03-27-2006, 03:44 PM
thats neat, I'm leaving now
because i need some crack
The 5th one
03-27-2006, 03:49 PM
well thats a shame coffee......
JD295
03-27-2006, 04:20 PM
wont share his crack with
Logikalone
03-27-2006, 04:22 PM
your mom while he fucks...
SiMpUhL
03-27-2006, 04:39 PM
a dead cat near a
(holy shit i just reallized that this is like the biggest runon sentence ever, its CRAZY MAN crazy)
The 5th one
03-27-2006, 05:00 PM
bus stop. I went walking.......
**MATEO**
03-27-2006, 05:05 PM
and saw a crazy asian...
SiMpUhL
03-27-2006, 05:08 PM
rambling on about his small........
**MATEO**
03-27-2006, 05:08 PM
deformed pinkey finger that he
The 5th one
03-27-2006, 05:08 PM
feet, cause he couldnt find
SiMpUhL
03-27-2006, 05:11 PM
uhh..... what??
Dr. Coffee
03-27-2006, 06:18 PM
simpuhl is a douche bag
SiMpUhL
03-27-2006, 06:41 PM
DR. Coffe likes gay men
What Happened to the Letters?
03-27-2006, 07:03 PM
who do ecstacy while analing
joker00
03-27-2006, 07:04 PM
will have a bright future
SiMpUhL
03-28-2006, 01:41 PM
and grow up to become
What Happened to the Letters?
03-28-2006, 01:51 PM
a power ranger. Drooling on
and joker that makes no sense, "dr coffee likes gay men, who od ecstacy while analing, will grow up to have a bright future?"
The 5th one
03-28-2006, 02:53 PM
transvestites. Meanwhile some dude called......
the infamous one
03-28-2006, 02:54 PM
bert raped some tasty ass
The 5th one
03-28-2006, 02:58 PM
monkey! and sentenced for life.
joker00
03-29-2006, 07:10 PM
then met buba who rapped
him in his white ass
Paint Magic
03-29-2006, 07:14 PM
he then became pregnent with
AoAssis
03-29-2006, 07:33 PM
a black child which he
SiMpUhL
03-29-2006, 07:39 PM
(no matter what i say, itll be racist, pass)
joker00
03-29-2006, 07:41 PM
^haahahaha
then dropped and threw away
AoAssis
03-29-2006, 07:41 PM
and bought his very own
joker00
03-29-2006, 07:42 PM
a drug dealer were he
AoAssis
03-29-2006, 07:43 PM
that makes no fuckin sense
SiMpUhL
03-29-2006, 07:56 PM
, he said, and continued walking
Paint Magic
03-29-2006, 08:08 PM
to the damn titty bar
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