5 word story...

[Kingz514]

lemony freshness on the testicles

[blank_flo]

that he thot was good..

[M A G]

so he ate both his testicles

[Struk]

he was still hungry so...

[[]ASeR-ONe[]paint slinger]

he fixed up a BLT

[kief]

and threw it at his...

[screw_loose]

window, then he fuckin went

[Allergic]

to buy some sweet rusto

[Prio'92]

and tag on his mom's

[Kao.Ali]

kitchen, where she was currently...

[Allergic]

making BLT's for his dad

[SpLiTbomber]

whos penis shrunk when the

[To.The.Beat]

fucking stupid cunt took steriods

[screw_loose]

but he got really strong

[mano]

well i passed out and.....

whats up with your eyes....

she forgot the pill again....

[_-=psycho=-_]

The Lights Were Dim And.... :lol:

[MicoDOK]

her tits got ever harder (what the fuck? did i say that shit???) :ph34r:

[sika_2002]

because it was so cold

[MODGrafix]

so she ate her excrements

[obseen]

and it tasted really elephanty

[Cascad3]

flowers blossomed as we looked....

[dotone]

on with some utter disbelief

[the infamous one]

as she had an enema

[sika_2002]

you scientific cunit you are

[JadedSketches]

really a quite pleasant person..

[=skimble=]

to talk to, especially about...

[JadedSketches]

Down's syndrome and other fuckups..

[DARK1]

smell kinda weird when they....

[=skimble=]

shit their pants. So dont...

[Allergic]

do drugs, like toxic shrooms...

[whoarethereal evil]

as they are known to

[cape]

fuk u up. Instead do...

[explosivo_420]

huffing paint aint that great?

[sika_2002]

not really, makes you see

[obseen]

that really hurts to pee

[FTAG]

and obseen was caught doin .....

[Cascad3]

...a pretty painting on his....

[JadedSketches]

fuck that he sucks, so-it-couldn't-of-been-a-pretty-painting-but-really-an-ugly-one..

I heart cheating. ;)

[`~SNEK~']

on his mothers belly cuz-hes-a-really-gay-man-that-fucks-his-mom-all-the-time-so-he-has-to-go-to-psycology-and-then-he -ended-up-in-a-mental-institution-then-he-got-out-and-killed-8019419047-people-all-because-of-piecin-on-his-moms-belly...

[Cascad3]

yuck, that ruins the story...

[`~SNEK~']

yes, it does does does...

=)

[Cascad3]

ha ha ha, so anyway...

[soba06]

congradulations and then it exploded

[JadedSketches]

Originally posted by Cascad3@Feb 28 2006, 06:01 PM
ha ha ha, so anyway...
what you doin' for supper?

[Cascad3]

why would you ask that?

[JadedSketches]

it was part of the-fuckin-story..

[`~SNEK~']

laugh my fucking ass off

[life_iz_n_illusion]

because i read that someone....

[Cascad3]

Originally posted by JadedSketches@Feb 28 2006, 06:24 PM
it was part of the-fuckin-story..
[QUOTE]

that wasnt 5 words. you lose....

[sika_2002]

your world class champion title

[C H E N Z O]

will become ma arse wiper

[sika_2002]

becuase its smooth like a

[tortured artist]

criminal on a sunday night...

[SiMpUhL]

...then i found twenty bucks...

[ntoksik8]

and grabed my crack pipe...

[JETc17]

and smoked a shitload of

[Kao.Ali]

weed up in that crackpipe

[JadedSketches]

and afterwards I might try..

[gnarlatron3030]

some of that apple dip

[JadedSketches]

that they serve at mcdonalds.

[Reas]

Today has been a very...

[Havoc411]

i have a huge penis

[Reas]

well good for you freak...

[\(SIN)/]

said a kid named reas...

[PureSole]

who lived in a can

[kongo]

"but mine is bigger!" kongo-said

[Reas]

Originally posted by \(SIN)/@Mar 5 2006, 11:00 AM
said a kid named reas...
[QUOTE]

who is also known as...

[kongo]

Pamela,Pams, doc P, cascad3, and

[Reas]

Rage2033.... haha, kongo's with it....

[sika_2002]

in the bathtub, of warm

[Reas]

milk, eating cookies and reading

[\(SIN)/]

Dr.Suess books while on acid... (dr.suess im counting as 1 word :P )

[ner_one]

while your verry drunk sister :P

[obseen]

wanders in the molesters garden

[bla!]

cartched STD's from blowing the hobbo that lives in that dumspter in that allie

[cape]

^^coz tht was 5 words...

then the hobbo went to

[JadedSketches]

piss in a carton of..

[sika_2002]

very concentrated pure apple juice

[ntoksik8]

to clean his crackpipe with

[Kao.Ali]

piss, its cleaner then crack...

[Rage2033]

open a chocolate easter egg.

[explosivo_420]

of your big mommas ass

[fannypack uprock]

directly after a coffee enema

[explosivo_420]

in a german porn flick

(FAnny packs on my dick, followin my clicks, his pics are of dead chicks!)

[fannypack uprock]

called 'shit on a platter'

[explosivo_420]

now im out like madhatter!

[JadedSketches]

shutup with your shitty rhymes..

[FuLa]

or i will insert these

[EGO31]

tampons in your krylon caps....

[noise not music]

and you will be forbidden...

[inject_junk]

for making fucking shit threads!

[sika_2002]

shut up, you miserable fucker

[.ProperDozerPhaze.]

if you suck my man-tits

[Kingz514]

you might find a hair

[obseen]

if you are willing to...

[Logikalone]

have sex with a bear...

[explosivo_420]

you guys aint playin fair!

[r.A.n.D.o.M]

this shit rhymes he said

[\(SIN)/]

but then he opened the....

[r.A.n.D.o.M]

wales jaw and rode his

[ladie.salo]

boat into the place where....

[Logikalone]

Not even god can see

[\(SIN)/]

because he isnt real you

[skipone]

i smoked a fat blunt

[\(SIN)/]

that makes no sense: because he isnt real you i smoked a fat blunt?

think of something else

[Origin]

finger stained vandal who ate

[xDISMALx]

some wheat in indonesia and

[FuLa]

enjoyed nibbling on rectal candy

[cape]

and then went out to

[Kao.Ali]

get some pho, at the...

[JETc17]

garbage dump. then he said..

[FuLa]

"yo!, can I score some...

[FWBMeth]

dildo rubber with some cheese

[JETc17]

:lol:


i think that my friend

[r.A.n.D.o.M]

was aroused, he started jerking

[`~SNEK~']

and the girl started twurkin =)

[FTAG]

he then died, the end

[sika_2002]

but this never ending story

[kongo]

but ftag didnt know that-'cos...

[FTAG]

hes good, i know something

[`~SNEK~']

that you dont know! na-na-na-na-na-NAAAA!!!

[soba06]

and then they all exploded boooooooooooooooooom !!!!!!!!

[Ray of Today]

Below the city's surface slept.....

[meetermaid]

a giant marshmallow made of...

[cape]

many millions of big mutated

[kongo]

worms, with legs and arms....

[Paint Magic]

that were shaped like penis's

[Ray of Today]

spewing gobs of fluff on

[Logikalone]

That hoe you call a

[Ray of Today]

tool for your garden. Eventually

[SpLiTbomber]

his nipples started sagging like

[Paint Magic]

paint dripping into a big

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

funnel that had eight differant...

[SiMpUhL]

u spelled different wrong bitch
1 2 3 4 5

[dotone]

but i say stop frontin

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

Originally posted by SiMpUhL@Mar 14 2006, 09:55 PM
u spelled different wrong bitch
1 2 3 4 5
Your kind of a faggot.

1 2 3 4 5

Fuckin fifth grade wack mothafucker.

1 2 3 4 5

Go back to your home

1 2 3 4 5

AKA the "Toy Thread" faggot

1 2 3 4 5

It was a simple typo

1 2 3 4 5

DAMN YOU ARE UBERLY COOL

Im tired of this shit

1 2 3 4 5

[Jrow17]

Originally posted by Alchohlics_Anonymous@Mar 14 2006, 09:52 PM
funnel that had eight differant...
holes and a big fuckin


(simpuhls a bitch)

[SpLiTbomber]

vagina that ate people every

[SMiZ315]

day and smelled really bad...

[\(SIN)/]

just like fish tacos except......

[r.A.n.D.o.M]

that the tata sauce tried

[The 5th one]

to spill right down my......

[Tanner]

very geasy blue montana top....

[stocker]

take drugs rape sluts .

[joker00]

and then kill ,sneak away

[SpLiTbomber]

and rape liza maneli when

[joker00]

she falls alseep from herion,

[theoldguardisdead]

and wakes up sore from

[SpLiTbomber]

previous anal raped when her

[theoldguardisdead]

account is suspended by mysfyt

[SpLiTbomber]

because hes a close whore

[Gara]

and had no reason to

[SpLiTbomber]

fuck his dog sideways while

[xXx]

the dog licked his ass hole

[Gara]

while he laughed and said

[xXx]

make me cum you fucken mutt as...

[Logikalone]

His mom walked into his

[joker00]

dog when the erection touched..........

[theoldguardisdead]

1. this
2. is
3. gettin
4. hella
5. gay.

[Spector]

Blew up into pieces

[Police de Forum]

A large possum hissing loudly...

[scOpeOne]

chomped on his HUGE














































foot

[Logikalone]

and thought, that wasnt so

[SiMpUhL]

tasty so he grabbed some

[dark\gbk]

sauce and sed to a

[SiMpUhL]

frog wat up slut, do

[What Happened to the Letters?]

you have a penis? WEll,

[The 5th one]

of course not, i'm female....

[vman]

and im really hot,but


http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/8644/pict00301gj.jpg

[What Happened to the Letters?]

i dont swallow, so everyone

[The 5th one]

stop staring at my picture

[Dr. Coffee]

pams is a forum slut




yessss that was five

[The 5th one]

and dr coffee's a prat....


who can count. wow, congrats! idiot.

[Dr. Coffee]

thank you soooooooooooo so much

[The 5th one]

oh my, your so welcome..........

[Dr. Coffee]

I think we should cyber :D

[The 5th one]

why would we do that....

[Dr. Coffee]

I was a lonely child?

[The 5th one]

ah really...i was too.

[Dr. Coffee]

thats neat, I'm leaving now

[vman]

because i need some crack

[The 5th one]

well thats a shame coffee......

[JD295]

wont share his crack with

[Logikalone]

your mom while he fucks...

[SiMpUhL]

a dead cat near a

(holy shit i just reallized that this is like the biggest runon sentence ever, its CRAZY MAN crazy)

[The 5th one]

bus stop. I went walking.......

[**MATEO**]

and saw a crazy asian...

[SiMpUhL]

rambling on about his small........

[**MATEO**]

deformed pinkey finger that he

[The 5th one]

feet, cause he couldnt find

[SiMpUhL]

uhh..... what??

[Dr. Coffee]

simpuhl is a douche bag

[SiMpUhL]

DR. Coffe likes gay men

[What Happened to the Letters?]

who do ecstacy while analing

[joker00]

will have a bright future

[SiMpUhL]

and grow up to become

[What Happened to the Letters?]

a power ranger. Drooling on

and joker that makes no sense, "dr coffee likes gay men, who od ecstacy while analing, will grow up to have a bright future?"

[The 5th one]

transvestites. Meanwhile some dude called......

[the infamous one]

bert raped some tasty ass

[The 5th one]

monkey! and sentenced for life.

[joker00]

then met buba who rapped

him in his white ass

[Paint Magic]

he then became pregnent with

[AoAssis]

a black child which he

[SiMpUhL]

(no matter what i say, itll be racist, pass)

[joker00]

^haahahaha

then dropped and threw away

[AoAssis]

and bought his very own

[joker00]

a drug dealer were he

[AoAssis]

that makes no fuckin sense

[SiMpUhL]

, he said, and continued walking

[Paint Magic]

to the damn titty bar

[joker00]

Originally posted by AoAssis@Mar 29 2006, 08:43 PM
that makes no fuckin sense
:( i know but i think there was somin esle and he edited it cuz when i wrote it it made sense

[joker00]

at the titty bar he

found his father working the

[SpLiTbomber]

night shift naked with his

[SiMpUhL]

mom, also naked so he

[AoAssis]

fucked he in the ass

[GEST.]

because she begged him to..

[Logikalone]

let him be t-bagged by

[SiMpUhL]

richard simmons in the vip

[Kingz514]

and gave him butthole pleasures

[AoAssis]

that felt like a monkey...

[FWBMeth]

and then took a shit

[Logikalone]

all over your mom's hairy

[fuckin villan]

cheesy chicken caeser salad taco

[Paint Magic]

sweaty smelly very very large

[.ProperDozerPhaze.]

hair growin' out of his

[SpLiTbomber]

testicular area smelling like sour

[Kao.Ali]

breakdancer gym socks, so he....

[AoAssis]

choped his penis off and

[ehh...!?!]

gave it to Chuck Norris

[.ProperDozerPhaze.]

damn Lateness.

[AoAssis]

Chuck noris sold it to

[SiMpUhL]

aoassis, sum of ur posts r so fucked up

a chinese fish monger for

[skateparadise]

3 warm budwisers in the

[dark\gbk]

bus on the way home

[fannypack uprock]

to tijuana where he builds

[Kao.Ali]

homade markers to tag the...

[dark\gbk]

old mental issylam wer a

[SiMpUhL]

crazzy ass faggot that rapes...

[SpLiTbomber]

9 year old girls sleeps

[AoAssis]

Originally posted by SiMpUhL@Mar 30 2006, 11:42 PM
aoassis, sum of ur posts r so fucked up

a chinese fish monger for
i try


with dead fetuses and likes

[Honor]

staring at tub girl. Then

[SiMpUhL]

he moved on to become

[AoAssis]

simpuhl's sex slave. he loves

[JETc17]

to skin little piggies and

[AoAssis]

then play house with them

[JETc17]

barbie got jealous, so she

[AoAssis]

asked ken to rape her

[FORUM_OFFICER]

Originally posted by Honor@Mar 31 2006, 07:37 PM
staring at tub girl. Then
http://www.zippercow.com/ashton/tubgirl.jpg

[SpLiTbomber]

shooting myself because it is

so fucking gross i dont

want to live any more

[mizta]

so now i am here dead, on the floor