5 word story...

[joker00]

Originally posted by AoAssis@Mar 29 2006, 08:43 PM
that makes no fuckin sense
:( i know but i think there was somin esle and he edited it cuz when i wrote it it made sense

[joker00]

at the titty bar he

found his father working the

[SpLiTbomber]

night shift naked with his

[SiMpUhL]

mom, also naked so he

[AoAssis]

fucked he in the ass

[GEST.]

because she begged him to..

[Logikalone]

let him be t-bagged by

[SiMpUhL]

richard simmons in the vip

[Kingz514]

and gave him butthole pleasures

[AoAssis]

that felt like a monkey...

[FWBMeth]

and then took a shit

[Logikalone]

all over your mom's hairy

[fuckin villan]

cheesy chicken caeser salad taco

[Paint Magic]

sweaty smelly very very large

[.ProperDozerPhaze.]

hair growin' out of his

[SpLiTbomber]

testicular area smelling like sour

[Kao.Ali]

breakdancer gym socks, so he....

[AoAssis]

choped his penis off and

[ehh...!?!]

gave it to Chuck Norris

[.ProperDozerPhaze.]

damn Lateness.

[AoAssis]

Chuck noris sold it to

[SiMpUhL]

aoassis, sum of ur posts r so fucked up

a chinese fish monger for

[skateparadise]

3 warm budwisers in the

[dark\gbk]

bus on the way home

[fannypack uprock]

to tijuana where he builds

[Kao.Ali]

homade markers to tag the...

[dark\gbk]

old mental issylam wer a

[SiMpUhL]

crazzy ass faggot that rapes...

[SpLiTbomber]

9 year old girls sleeps

[AoAssis]

Originally posted by SiMpUhL@Mar 30 2006, 11:42 PM
aoassis, sum of ur posts r so fucked up

a chinese fish monger for
i try


with dead fetuses and likes

[Honor]

staring at tub girl. Then

[SiMpUhL]

he moved on to become

[AoAssis]

simpuhl's sex slave. he loves

[JETc17]

to skin little piggies and

[AoAssis]

then play house with them

[JETc17]

barbie got jealous, so she

[AoAssis]

asked ken to rape her

[FORUM_OFFICER]

Originally posted by Honor@Mar 31 2006, 07:37 PM
staring at tub girl. Then
http://www.zippercow.com/ashton/tubgirl.jpg

[SpLiTbomber]

shooting myself because it is

so fucking gross i dont

want to live any more

[mizta]

so now i am here dead, on the floor

[dark\gbk]

wer mizta can't read 5

[jinx671]

shut tha fuck up bitches

[minor crimes]

need to lose some weight

[dark\gbk]

so dey dnt look like tubgirl

[minor crimes]

coz that shit is seedy

[dark\gbk]

just like tasmanians and their

[minor crimes]

family fuck fests that are

[SpLiTbomber]

quite eroticicly stimulating when seen

[Mse]

they make saddam vomit some

[KaL1]

And quite erotic when heard.

[C H E N Z O]

almost as gd as yer maw

[SiMpUhL]

brits cant spell corr ekt^^

[The 5th one]

some of us can.... Life........

[**MATEO**]

then he sucked a huge

[SiMpUhL]

Originally posted by The 5th one@Apr 2 2006, 03:02 PM
some of us can.... Life........
hah joking^^

green n purple striped posicle

(thats right posicle)

[The 5th one]

posicle? whats that. isnt it popsicle?

It tasted good but it.......

[SiMpUhL]

Originally posted by The 5th one@Apr 2 2006, 03:08 PM
posicle? whats that. isnt it popsicle?

It tasted good but it.......
im currently unde the influenc of a few beers, forgive me^^

had mushrooms growing out

[The 5th one]

righto, drunky. lol. :D

.....but they weren't magic mushrooms........

[Dondii]

They were sprayed muffins. We

[joker00]

dont like them if they

if they aint magic shrooms.

so we went out to

get some yummy magic shrooms

[JETc17]

from the magical garden, named

[joker00]

your mom owns me money,

[The 5th one]

'owes' you money, not owns.......

and back to the story......named........

[Dark~Ninja]

thhe mother fukinh juggernaut bitch

[JETc17]

the wizard got mad because..

[The 5th one]

this once in a lifetime....

[Feliks]

magician ruined his opportunity to.....


*waves to 5th*

[The 5th one]

create one of the best...

(hey feliks)

[Feliks]

magical bong anyone had ever...

[SiMpUhL]

hit, it hit so well...

sup beeches

[Feliks]

You were chink-eyed like....

[SiMpUhL]

a possum screwed in the...

[**MATEO**]

ass by simpuhl when he...

[SiMpUhL]

busted out his amazinly huge

[**MATEO**]

deformed pinkey finger that was...

[The 5th one]

suffering from extreme arthritis and.....

[Feliks]

Tiny as hell. The Magician...

[**MATEO**]

asked mateo why hes sexy...

[SiMpUhL]

so i said "fuck that.....

mateos uglyass slut :D

[**MATEO**]

im telling forum officer foo!

[Feliks]

And forum officer would ass...

[SiMpUhL]

Originally posted by **MATEO**@Apr 2 2006, 05:51 PM
im telling forum officer foo!
wtf??forum officer, actually think he got banned, not big on fightin buuuut, i would be glad to shoot that fag.....eh thats like a bajillion words, fuck i got nuttin

[Feliks]

rape him. Sadly because Mateo...

[JETc17]

didnt order him his donuts.

[The 5th one]

simpuhl is one of the......

[SiMpUhL]

baddest mutha fuckas on the....

[**MATEO**]

face of a gay porn...

[JETc17]

website that sells millions of

[Feliks]

bitches who swallow cream pie....

[JadedSketches]

AND FUCKING BAIL ON ME..

[SiMpUhL]

can suck my giant pinky.

[JadedSketches]

then jadeski calmed thefuck down..

[What Happened to the Letters?]

and smoked a fat blunt.

[The 5th one]

Today i bought a new....

[SiLeNt-BoB]

pair of nickers so i .

[Paint Magic]

wtf is a nicker yo

[AoAssis]

you are not black, retard.

[merm 1]

wiggers are the shit son

[AoAssis]

as i have heard, dawg.

[JETc17]

ONCE UPON A TIME A

[AoAssis]

a giant penis fell out

[E-Terror]

you cant ban me forever

[AoAssis]

you change your sig alot

[>SM!7K<]

havta change identitys alot huh?

[Paint Magic]

yes he does because the

[Feliks]

anyways, one day the poor...

[Blak-T]

will rise and conquer the...

[ZincOne]

Big fat floppy schlopy donkey

[fuckin villan]

whose mother left him all

[Honor]

Originally posted by FORUM_OFFICER+Mar 31 2006, 09:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FORUM_OFFICER @ Mar 31 2006, 09:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Honor@Mar 31 2006, 07:37 PM
staring at tub girl. Then
http://www.zippercow.com/ashton/tubgirl.jpg [/b][/quote]
^^^^just thought this needed a few more views


her goosebumps books in a

[stocker]

dude thats so fuckin gross, who the fuck getts off on that shit. you kids are straight up gross.

[The 5th one]

yuk.

anyway......whose mother left him.....

to live on the streets.......

[>skea<]

look how this thing started on the first page

now its not even a story anymore :lol: :blink:

[The 5th one]

and thats not five words!......

[What Happened to the Letters?]

ok, lets start it out now





















Today i got off to

[cape]

a really bad start because..

[Paint Magic]

my baby momma left me

[fuckin villan]

so i bought a 10 000$

[cape]

car but i crashed into

[AoAssis]

my womens vagina, she yelled

[fuckin villan]

harder! harder! crash harder! before

[cape]

she cummed all over my

[AoAssis]

dog. I like to eat

[cape]

popsicles and i like to

[SiMpUhL]

honor, ur fag. thast completely unnecessary

watch jerry springer get shot

[What Happened to the Letters?]

by michael jacksons children. Whenever

[dark\gbk]

im on the streets destroying

[shalf]

the freight lines wit rollers

[cape]

someone always comes and they

[jinx671]

try to catch us but

[Tode]

i ate their cat leeroy

[What Happened to the Letters?]

so nwo they all pissed.

[fuckin villan]

So at that point i walked

[cape]

over to my dead dog

[fuckin villan]

removed all the meat, then

[cape]

fed it to my girlfriend

[+HyBriD+]

then she said to me

[What Happened to the Letters?]

damn i love your meat!

[Small Time Crook]

I then looked up and..

[cape]

people were dangling from the

[Small Time Crook]

God damned cieling once again

[whatsgoinon]

rinkly loose anus skin but...

[>x]]

thats fucking nasty, so i

[SpLiTbomber]

caressed my urethra until the

[JadedSketches]

fuzz came along the road..

[GeSuS_KRiST]

then i slowly fucked there

[Tode]

greasy over stretched plump asshole

[What Happened to the Letters?]

delicious i exclaimed before i

[fuckin villan]

splooged in there eyes, while

[What Happened to the Letters?]

my salty balls made their way

[MenderOne.]

down yo mamas throat and

[cape]

i did a shit on

[JadedSketches]

someone saying why-the-fuck-do all-the-stories-have to-be-dirty?-you-all-sound-like-12-year-olds

B)

[SpLiTbomber]

cuz thats how its funny

because u ruin everything like...

[AoAssis]

nasty = funny? some of the time but when you do it all the time it become repetative.

[Blak-T]

and know onto the story....

which was held up by....

[cape]

some people with 2 of

[dark\gbk]

those gay games called 'marc

[What Happened to the Letters?]

(aoassis whyd you steal gnarltrons avatar? just cause hes gone dont meen you take his place...)

eckos getting up contents under

[AoAssis]

omg dont make me explain myself 1 billion times, i knew grnarl waaaay longer then you, i didnt "steal" it i took it so the chicken horse lives on, nuff said.

[westcoastbomber]

Alright new story there was......

[SpLiTbomber]

a faggot starting new stories

[dark\gbk]

who doesnt come from west

[The 5th one]

or the east but from

[alarm]

the north of east west

[SpLiTbomber]

canada where ketchup chips are

[What Happened to the Letters?]

What the fuck is a ketchup chip?

extremely gay and discusting. I'm

[joker00]

a very hairy man with

[>SM!7K<]

no use in this world.

[cape]

So i tried to shoot

[joker00]

up some herion to end

[The 5th one]

the pity i have inside

[alarm]

but then i decided to

[cape]

go to a house party

[alarm]

where i met a person

[The 5th one]

who was like the nicest

[What Happened to the Letters?]

and his name was resm

[alarm]

he offered to show his

[The 5th one]

nice personality if he had

[joker00]

one and he did so

[cape]

i went home with him

[What Happened to the Letters?]

but i declined capes offer...

[cape]

so i went and cried

[THINK]

to his mom about his

[SpLiTbomber]

bad grades because the teacher

[What Happened to the Letters?]

offered sex but i refused

[MuramZA]

... like a fucking idiot so....

[[]ASeR-ONe[]paint slinger]

he got raped by a

[The 5th one]

dog. The police then took

[[]ASeR-ONe[]paint slinger]

photos of the rape and

[The 5th one]

arrested him for animal cruelty.

[kongo]

but then the police raped...

[The 5th one]

why is everything rape with you guys!

....a chicken. The End. So,

[What Happened to the Letters?]

the police are fucked up

[madsencarl]

cos redheads are fucking gay

[[]ASeR-ONe[]paint slinger]

This dude kevin went to

[Ceazer]

Disneyworld and was touched by

[dark\gbk]

snow white and the seven

[minor crimes]

dwarfes and got taken away

[rek]

to a better graf site

[minor crimes]

and bought lots of montana

[dark\gbk]

spray cans to bomb the

[rek]

whille they were rockin santana

[rek]

doh!!!!

[vegimite on toast]

Originally posted by rek@Apr 12 2006, 05:53 PM
whille they were rockin santana
this thread was closed, hallelujah!

[fannypack uprock]

we can only wish vegi....

[.A.K.4.7.]

this is sad shit, man

[GeSuS_KRiST]

i totally agree with you

[minor crimes]

this thread died coz of

[xDISMALx]

lots of shitty stories that...

[ehh...!?!]

doesn't even make any sense

[vegimite on toast]

can we please stop? seriously

[xDISMALx]

yeah this thread is really pointless...



close?


i jsut lost my close virginity

[minor crimes]

fuking party poopers who are

[miz]

a bunch of no good

[What Happened to the Letters?]

toy ass dudes writing shitty

[What Happened to the Letters?]

thread obituaries cause this died

[Feliks]

Yeah and feliks will try...

[THINK]

to close this gay thread

Close

[whoarethereal evil]

meh it was fun once

[ASAP123]

when it had first started

[joker00]

but now it very gay

[dark\gbk]

because it has gone away

[Max Pain]

fuck all you french canadians

[Seti]

wit ur beady little eyes

[DEKOR]

and ur queer quebec accent

[dark\gbk]

dat sounds like shit case

[OnwaMatra]

no one can understand it

[DEKOR]

i hate you onwamatra because...

[cape]

you are fat and have

[Proper]

a retarded cat and because

[SiMpUhL]

u have mad skill with.....

[>SM!7K<]

with no potential getting up

[TKid]

cause tkid stole your paint

[vman]

you went to mexico and

[joker00]

raped a white bitch wit

aids and gave birth to

a hairy monkey on crack

[fatman]

and said fuck yo couch

[skateparadise]

with a drill press and

[SezSV]

rip out your ass hole

[SpLiTbomber]

so that the mormons can

[SiMpUhL]

annoy the fuck outta u.

[SpLiTbomber]

and sexually molest your mother

[SpLiTbomber]

and sexually molest your mother

[obseen]

until your mother gets so...

[**MATEO**]

loose you can stick your...

[What Happened to the Letters?]

favorite pickle up her anus!

[cape]

after all that enjoyment yhou

[alarm]

get after bombing a police

[SpLiTbomber]

station and getting caugh cuz

[sabeSAHBEY]

you eat testicles even though