5 word story...

[dark\gbk]

wer mizta can't read 5

[jinx671]

shut tha fuck up bitches

[minor crimes]

need to lose some weight

[dark\gbk]

so dey dnt look like tubgirl

[minor crimes]

coz that shit is seedy

[dark\gbk]

just like tasmanians and their

[minor crimes]

family fuck fests that are

[SpLiTbomber]

quite eroticicly stimulating when seen

[Mse]

they make saddam vomit some

[KaL1]

And quite erotic when heard.

[C H E N Z O]

almost as gd as yer maw

[SiMpUhL]

brits cant spell corr ekt^^

[The 5th one]

some of us can.... Life........

[**MATEO**]

then he sucked a huge

[SiMpUhL]

Originally posted by The 5th one@Apr 2 2006, 03:02 PM
some of us can.... Life........
hah joking^^

green n purple striped posicle

(thats right posicle)

[The 5th one]

posicle? whats that. isnt it popsicle?

It tasted good but it.......

[SiMpUhL]

Originally posted by The 5th one@Apr 2 2006, 03:08 PM
posicle? whats that. isnt it popsicle?

It tasted good but it.......
im currently unde the influenc of a few beers, forgive me^^

had mushrooms growing out

[The 5th one]

righto, drunky. lol. :D

.....but they weren't magic mushrooms........

[Dondii]

They were sprayed muffins. We

[joker00]

dont like them if they

if they aint magic shrooms.

so we went out to

get some yummy magic shrooms

[JETc17]

from the magical garden, named

[joker00]

your mom owns me money,

[The 5th one]

'owes' you money, not owns.......

and back to the story......named........

[Dark~Ninja]

thhe mother fukinh juggernaut bitch

[JETc17]

the wizard got mad because..

[The 5th one]

this once in a lifetime....

[Feliks]

magician ruined his opportunity to.....


*waves to 5th*

[The 5th one]

create one of the best...

(hey feliks)

[Feliks]

magical bong anyone had ever...

[SiMpUhL]

hit, it hit so well...

sup beeches

[Feliks]

You were chink-eyed like....

[SiMpUhL]

a possum screwed in the...

[**MATEO**]

ass by simpuhl when he...

[SiMpUhL]

busted out his amazinly huge

[**MATEO**]

deformed pinkey finger that was...

[The 5th one]

suffering from extreme arthritis and.....

[Feliks]

Tiny as hell. The Magician...

[**MATEO**]

asked mateo why hes sexy...

[SiMpUhL]

so i said "fuck that.....

mateos uglyass slut :D

[**MATEO**]

im telling forum officer foo!

[Feliks]

And forum officer would ass...

[SiMpUhL]

Originally posted by **MATEO**@Apr 2 2006, 05:51 PM
im telling forum officer foo!
wtf??forum officer, actually think he got banned, not big on fightin buuuut, i would be glad to shoot that fag.....eh thats like a bajillion words, fuck i got nuttin

[Feliks]

rape him. Sadly because Mateo...

[JETc17]

didnt order him his donuts.

[The 5th one]

simpuhl is one of the......

[SiMpUhL]

baddest mutha fuckas on the....

[**MATEO**]

face of a gay porn...

[JETc17]

website that sells millions of

[Feliks]

bitches who swallow cream pie....

[JadedSketches]

AND FUCKING BAIL ON ME..

[SiMpUhL]

can suck my giant pinky.

[JadedSketches]

then jadeski calmed thefuck down..

[What Happened to the Letters?]

and smoked a fat blunt.

[The 5th one]

Today i bought a new....

[SiLeNt-BoB]

pair of nickers so i .

[Paint Magic]

wtf is a nicker yo

[AoAssis]

you are not black, retard.

[merm 1]

wiggers are the shit son

[AoAssis]

as i have heard, dawg.

[JETc17]

ONCE UPON A TIME A

[AoAssis]

a giant penis fell out

[E-Terror]

you cant ban me forever

[AoAssis]

you change your sig alot

[>SM!7K<]

havta change identitys alot huh?

[Paint Magic]

yes he does because the

[Feliks]

anyways, one day the poor...

[Blak-T]

will rise and conquer the...

[ZincOne]

Big fat floppy schlopy donkey

[fuckin villan]

whose mother left him all

[Honor]

Originally posted by FORUM_OFFICER+Mar 31 2006, 09:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FORUM_OFFICER @ Mar 31 2006, 09:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Honor@Mar 31 2006, 07:37 PM
staring at tub girl. Then
http://www.zippercow.com/ashton/tubgirl.jpg [/b][/quote]
^^^^just thought this needed a few more views


her goosebumps books in a

[stocker]

dude thats so fuckin gross, who the fuck getts off on that shit. you kids are straight up gross.

[The 5th one]

yuk.

anyway......whose mother left him.....

to live on the streets.......

[>skea<]

look how this thing started on the first page

now its not even a story anymore :lol: :blink:

[The 5th one]

and thats not five words&#33;......

[What Happened to the Letters?]

ok, lets start it out now





















Today i got off to

[cape]

a really bad start because..

[Paint Magic]

my baby momma left me

[fuckin villan]

so i bought a 10 000&#036;

[cape]

car but i crashed into

[AoAssis]

my womens vagina, she yelled

[fuckin villan]

harder&#33; harder&#33; crash harder&#33; before

[cape]

she cummed all over my

[AoAssis]

dog. I like to eat

[cape]

popsicles and i like to

[SiMpUhL]

honor, ur fag. thast completely unnecessary

watch jerry springer get shot

[What Happened to the Letters?]

by michael jacksons children. Whenever

[dark\gbk]

im on the streets destroying

[shalf]

the freight lines wit rollers

[cape]

someone always comes and they

[jinx671]

try to catch us but

[Tode]

i ate their cat leeroy

[What Happened to the Letters?]

so nwo they all pissed.

[fuckin villan]

So at that point i walked

[cape]

over to my dead dog

[fuckin villan]

removed all the meat, then

[cape]

fed it to my girlfriend

[+HyBriD+]

then she said to me

[What Happened to the Letters?]

damn i love your meat&#33;

[Small Time Crook]

I then looked up and..

[cape]

people were dangling from the

[Small Time Crook]

God damned cieling once again

[whatsgoinon]

rinkly loose anus skin but...

[>x]]

thats fucking nasty, so i

[SpLiTbomber]

caressed my urethra until the

[JadedSketches]

fuzz came along the road..

[GeSuS_KRiST]

then i slowly fucked there

[Tode]

greasy over stretched plump asshole

[What Happened to the Letters?]

delicious i exclaimed before i

[fuckin villan]

splooged in there eyes, while

[What Happened to the Letters?]

my salty balls made their way

[MenderOne.]

down yo mamas throat and

[cape]

i did a shit on

[JadedSketches]

someone saying why-the-fuck-do all-the-stories-have to-be-dirty?-you-all-sound-like-12-year-olds

B)

[SpLiTbomber]

cuz thats how its funny

because u ruin everything like...

[AoAssis]

nasty = funny? some of the time but when you do it all the time it become repetative.

[Blak-T]

and know onto the story....

which was held up by....

[cape]

some people with 2 of

[dark\gbk]

those gay games called &#39;marc

[What Happened to the Letters?]

(aoassis whyd you steal gnarltrons avatar? just cause hes gone dont meen you take his place...)

eckos getting up contents under

[AoAssis]

omg dont make me explain myself 1 billion times, i knew grnarl waaaay longer then you, i didnt "steal" it i took it so the chicken horse lives on, nuff said.

[westcoastbomber]

Alright new story there was......

[SpLiTbomber]

a faggot starting new stories

[dark\gbk]

who doesnt come from west

[The 5th one]

or the east but from

[alarm]

the north of east west

[SpLiTbomber]

canada where ketchup chips are

[What Happened to the Letters?]

What the fuck is a ketchup chip?

extremely gay and discusting. I&#39;m

[joker00]

a very hairy man with

[>SM!7K<]

no use in this world.

[cape]

So i tried to shoot

[joker00]

up some herion to end

[The 5th one]

the pity i have inside

[alarm]

but then i decided to

[cape]

go to a house party

[alarm]

where i met a person

[The 5th one]

who was like the nicest

[What Happened to the Letters?]

and his name was resm

[alarm]

he offered to show his

[The 5th one]

nice personality if he had

[joker00]

one and he did so

[cape]

i went home with him

[What Happened to the Letters?]

but i declined capes offer...

[cape]

so i went and cried

[THINK]

to his mom about his

[SpLiTbomber]

bad grades because the teacher

[What Happened to the Letters?]

offered sex but i refused

[MuramZA]

... like a fucking idiot so....

[[]ASeR-ONe[]paint slinger]

he got raped by a

[The 5th one]

dog. The police then took

[[]ASeR-ONe[]paint slinger]

photos of the rape and

[The 5th one]

arrested him for animal cruelty.

[kongo]

but then the police raped...

[The 5th one]

why is everything rape with you guys&#33;

....a chicken. The End. So,

[What Happened to the Letters?]

the police are fucked up

[madsencarl]

cos redheads are fucking gay

[[]ASeR-ONe[]paint slinger]

This dude kevin went to

[Ceazer]

Disneyworld and was touched by

[dark\gbk]

snow white and the seven

[minor crimes]

dwarfes and got taken away

[rek]

to a better graf site

[minor crimes]

and bought lots of montana

[dark\gbk]

spray cans to bomb the

[rek]

whille they were rockin santana

[rek]

doh&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[vegimite on toast]

Originally posted by rek@Apr 12 2006, 05:53 PM
whille they were rockin santana
this thread was closed, hallelujah&#33;

[fannypack uprock]

we can only wish vegi....

[.A.K.4.7.]

this is sad shit, man

[GeSuS_KRiST]

i totally agree with you

[minor crimes]

this thread died coz of

[xDISMALx]

lots of shitty stories that...

[ehh...!?!]

doesn&#39;t even make any sense

[vegimite on toast]

can we please stop? seriously

[xDISMALx]

yeah this thread is really pointless...



close?


i jsut lost my close virginity

[minor crimes]

fuking party poopers who are

[miz]

a bunch of no good

[What Happened to the Letters?]

toy ass dudes writing shitty

[What Happened to the Letters?]

thread obituaries cause this died

[Feliks]

Yeah and feliks will try...

[THINK]

to close this gay thread

Close

[whoarethereal evil]

meh it was fun once

[ASAP123]

when it had first started

[joker00]

but now it very gay

[dark\gbk]

because it has gone away

[Max Pain]

fuck all you french canadians

[Seti]

wit ur beady little eyes

[DEKOR]

and ur queer quebec accent

[dark\gbk]

dat sounds like shit case

[OnwaMatra]

no one can understand it

[DEKOR]

i hate you onwamatra because...

[cape]

you are fat and have

[Proper]

a retarded cat and because

[SiMpUhL]

u have mad skill with.....

[>SM!7K<]

with no potential getting up

[TKid]

cause tkid stole your paint

[vman]

you went to mexico and

[joker00]

raped a white bitch wit

aids and gave birth to

a hairy monkey on crack

[fatman]

and said fuck yo couch

[skateparadise]

with a drill press and

[SezSV]

rip out your ass hole

[SpLiTbomber]

so that the mormons can

[SiMpUhL]

annoy the fuck outta u.

[SpLiTbomber]

and sexually molest your mother

[SpLiTbomber]

and sexually molest your mother

[obseen]

until your mother gets so...

[**MATEO**]

loose you can stick your...

[What Happened to the Letters?]

favorite pickle up her anus&#33;

[cape]

after all that enjoyment yhou

[alarm]

get after bombing a police

[SpLiTbomber]

station and getting caugh cuz

[sabeSAHBEY]

you eat testicles even though

[**MATEO**]

sabe sucks alot of dick...

[joker00]

cuz he likes to and

thats his job so enjoys

it so much he gave

up graff 2 suck a

few extra cocks all day

[cape]

that&#39;s the same job as

[SpLiTbomber]

jokers mother has on sundays

[fatman]

for 5 dolla sucki sucki

[->toNE*]

after the cats an dogs

[What Happened to the Letters?]

rain down from the sky

[SpLiTbomber]

because post whores killed the

[dark\gbk]

bombing science forums just like

[SpLiTbomber]

they killed proof so now

[Aven]

it hurts alot to urinate

[westsida]

Originally posted by SpLiTbomber@Apr 17 2006, 07:39 AM
they killed proof so now
lol,but it still hurts

[What Happened to the Letters?]

when split bomber bites down
When he&#39;s giving me head
And he&#39;s the one paying

[seek861]

for the tasty birthday cake

[seek861]

that fat people really like

[R00k1]

..and chow down like monsters

[SpLiTbomber]

kinda like when martha stewart

got released from jail for

[dark\gbk]

murdering bugz in a battle

[>SM!7K<]

with a vinager spray solution

[anarchy]

in a supersoaker and then

[>SM!7K<]

plucked each and every leg

[**MATEO**]

oh shit, i have too many posts, i was sapposed to leave on the 3000 post.

[molotow_15]

stay :D

[R00k1]

Originally posted by >SM&#33;7K<@Apr 17 2006, 06:33 PM
plucked each and every leg
..untill all were dead and

[molotow_15]

sent to hell for ever

[Aven]

and shat on by hitler

[**MATEO**]

avens not funny at all&#33;....

[molotow_15]

sed mateo laughing at them

[What Happened to the Letters?]

yo fuck hitler...that guy was an art student too, but he sucked too much and got kicked out of art school(not a lie) then decided to kill everyone and take over the world, and killed himself after failing, but without our intervention would have gianed enough power to later defeat us and world as weknow would seize to excist...

thats about 5 words right?

[SpLiTbomber]

give or take a few

[>x]]

muslisms hiding underground from him.

[What Happened to the Letters?]

/&#092;/&#092;that dont even make sense

[anarchy]

then he went and painted

[SpLiTbomber]

in nuclear bunkers made of

(lmao i replied this to another post but i guess it fits in lol)

[>x]]

Originally posted by What Happened to the Letters?@Apr 17 2006, 09:28 PM
/&#092;/&#092;that dont even make sense
hitler destroyed everything but a few muslims(hows that not make sense?...even though it is a bit wack)

[joker00]

Originally posted by SpLiTbomber@Apr 17 2006, 09:35 PM
in nuclear bunkers made of

(lmao i replied this to another post but i guess it fits in lol)
:lol:


monkey hair and crack rocks

the monkey hair then became

so hot it started on

fire and burnt the rocks

then the smoke trivaled and

got the entire village high

;)

[SpLiTbomber]

causing mass suicide , cannibalism, and

[Aven]

mad amounts of baby making

[molotow_15]

boom boom boom boom booooooooooooooom

[Germ]

the sound of baby making.........