5 word story...

[alarm]

is MUCH better than the smell

[Aven]

because the smell is worse

[Logikalone]

then two obesely fat people

[joker00]

had vigorus sex in a

[[]ASeR-ONe[]paint slinger]

shit staind burger king bathroom.

[SpLiTbomber]

while the manager called the

[SpLiTbomber]

faggots that dont post in

the five word story thread

[some guy from NCI...]

who are otherwise known as

[Da Woof]

lets freestyle at the KKK

[some guy from NCI...]

:huh:

[SpLiTbomber]

Originally posted by some guy from NCI...@Apr 18 2006, 10:57 PM
who are otherwise known as
(ure supposed to make it fit in with the story da woof... godamn idiots these days)

asians who eat our food

[some guy from NCI...]

while the manager called the | faggots that dont post in | the five word story thread | , who are otherwise known as... <insert line such as "noobs... even though they have..."

That woulda made perfect sense

EDIT
------------------------

Ooooh you meant da woof. I thought you were jus namecalling.

[epiL*]

some gross ass schwag that...





it doesn&#39;t fit but i fealt like saying it, ewwwwwwwwww schwag is nasty

[SpLiTbomber]

is so gay his name

is epil* and says schwag

[textathief]

is hated by gay people

[field marshal]

who are murderd by jeffery-dammer

[some guy from NCI...]

after being sexually harrassed by

[-lustone-]

their own mothers love child

[[]ASeR-ONe[]paint slinger]

gay people mudered by jeffrey dahmer , but first raped by thier mother love child...damn thats fucked up&#33;

so on a lighter note...

[smartSOFT]

we have to go and....

[[]ASeR-ONe[]paint slinger]

paint the shit outta this..

[R00k1]

..big ass wall on the..

[dark\gbk]

highway next to a donut..

[textathief]

shop where the cops at

[cape]

the bridge jumped into

[skateparadise]

the big tunnel ,upside down...

[Aven]

and chased a cat through

[epiL*]

Originally posted by Aven@Apr 21 2006, 09:59 AM
and chased a cat through
a sewage drain, getting stuck...

[Paint Magic]

in between two ass cheeks

[SpLiTbomber]

on martha stewart because she

[Germ]

is a god damn whore.....

[SpLiTbomber]

who analy fucks ceo&#39;s for

[dark\gbk]

money dat she goes and

[Logikalone]

spends on ky jelly for

[Germ]

yankin on her big cock

[some guy from NCI...]

which then squirts orange juice

[Germ]

which is high in vitamin C

[joker00]

which she then brought to

prison and the hoes in

dblock then stole and raped

her for the oj which is

[SpLiTbomber]

high in minerals and in

[BoRe-719-]

radioactive fructose corn syrup with

[Aven]

pubes and such in it

[MENG!]

that she puked everywere and

[textathief]

had random sex with strangers

[Okem]

Originally posted by textathief@Apr 23 2006, 12:43 AM
had random sex with strangers
that caused major anal leakage

[Short Ethiopian Kid]

WELL I ATE A BAR&#33;

[fuckin villan]

of great fleshy turds, meanwhile

[NumbPain]

getting slapped by eight penises,

[SpLiTbomber]

which is really gay and

[fuckin villan]

so are you dumb ass

[Germ]

you should be fuckin killed

[Aven]

by a crazy man with

[conart]

really bad gingavitus

[joker00]

^that aint 5 words mister

any way

because he neva brused his

[Germ]

balls after he had sex....

[BoRe-719-]

gingevitis if for gums foo&#33;&#33;

[vman]

MR.T said to the little

[PureSole]

e.t. looking mother fucker from

[dark\gbk]

dallas texas, wer its ok

[BoRe-719-]

to marry your little cousin

[JETc17]

and have a shotgun wedding

[dark\gbk]

that ends in your uncle

[syrup2]

giving you a tugjob while

[Amuk]

parallel parking while holding a

[SeapNSR]

dead cat that you raped

[Kry_20CC]

up the ass hole for

[smer]

ten whole minuits after

[swich]

dressing as a leprechaun and...

[Slushi]

hHaving babies. Fat ugly babies.

[Kry_20CC]

that should have been aborted

[Skore]

but came out deformed

[karma905]

but instead were born deformed

[karma905]

damn i posted 2 seconds after you,, weird we had the same idea tho..

[KaL1]

so they killed them all

[aces]

and the mother was like

[scOpeOne]

damn nig what the fuck

[cord]

crack fucked up my kids

[Kry_20CC]

ima kill you curtis jackson

[Asshat]

You fat ugly piece of...

[Amuk]

horse manuer getting trampled by

[Kry_20CC]

g-g-g-g-Unot

[Asshat]

^ Irrelevant.

Trampled by...

An angry pack of wild...

[Kry_20CC]

how was that irrelavent? i said curtis jackson (50 Cent&#39;s real name) and we were talking about him and G-Unot is game&#39;s little anit- G-Unit group so pay attention.

anyways

you fat ugly piece of horse manuer getting trampled by g-g-g-g-Unot...

while doing the hokey pokey

[screw_loose]

he closed this thread kthx.




just kidding.

[Asshat]

I heard of a person...

[R00k1]

who lived in a shoe..

[Asshat]

Who made shoes for people...

[SeapNSR]

from little childrens fingers and

[Kry_20CC]

molested kids and dangled babies...

[cord]

like oprah&#39;s tits mother fucka

[PureSole]

who had a large penis

[Asshat]

That smelled like horse pussy...

[BoRe-719-]

and moldy ear cheese with

[Ray of Today]

the mind of a rapist....

[Amuk]

and common sense of retards

[dark\gbk]

becase this story ended up

[ThuggishRuggish]

Just like your fat mama

[Kry_20CC]

who keeps mcdonalds in buisness

[3pik norsk1]

by prostituting in the playpen

[E-Terror]

in my new doggy underwear

[3pik norsk1]

that you stole from Clifford

(the big red dog)

[E-Terror]

, clifford the big red penis

[3pik norsk1]

that is infected with crabs

[Kry_20CC]

he caught from yo momma

[sika_2002]

becuase hes an inbred cat

[aces]

that loves to fuck the

[Cego3]

fat old chicks who

[r.A.n.D.o.M]

collect japanese pokemon cards BUT

[Divison One]

stole them cuz was poor

[Kry_20CC]

^^english? haha

and had a hitmochamp hollographic

[Asshat]

Pokemon limited edition porn magazine...

[3pik]

is flying off the selves

[Kry_20CC]

cuz pikachu has a thick

[Asshat]

Booty which he shakes daily...

[Divison One]

and fucks all the men

[aces]

wearing tiny pink man thongs

[Asshat]

That say "cutie" on the...

[Kry_20CC]

ass cuz they like faggot

[Asshat]

Sex just like Kry20CC does...

[Kry_20CC]

nahh not really thats Asshat

[vare_187uk]

dudes take a chill pill

[vare_187uk]

dudes take a chill pill

[vare_187uk]

dudes take a chill pill

[Kry_20CC]

we was just fuckin around

[aces]

in the love master 2000

[Asshat]

Where aces sucks fat cock...

[Kry_20CC]

lets stop the beefin kids

[Asshat]

Kry is a vegan queer...

[Kry_20CC]

who can kick your pansy

[Blaze_20CC]

ass and will murder u

[Asshat]

Look how cute the toys look when they work as a team&#33;

[3pik norsk1]

that was more than five

[Divison One]

in your sleeep with a

[cord]

gay ass vegan mother fucker

[3pik norsk1]

who actually eats alota dick

[graffitispot.com]

and fucks cats all day

[scOpeOne]

just to get a rep

[NumbPain]

so people will talk bout&#39;em

[AMW]

so he will get laid

[NumbPain]

hustla sells raid toa roach

Get PAID

[aces]

Originally posted by AMW@May 21 2006, 08:34 PM
so he will get laid
by some fat ass chick

[underground_culture]

this thread has been ruined

[MENG!]

really really horribly awesomely bad

[AMW]

thats a stupid post, dumbass

[SurfGuy]

Originally posted by AMW@May 22 2006, 02:34 PM
thats a stupid post, dumbass
Shall we start again guys?

There was once a girl ...

[Kry_20CC]

who lived in the hood

[SurfGuy]

Originally posted by Kry_20CC@May 22 2006, 02:38 PM
who lived in the hood
with her 7 ghetto-babes

[3pik norsk1]

that prostitued the street corners

[Kry_20CC]

with her home girl lahqueyquey

[3pik norsk1]

who has 5 different STD&#39;s

[cord]

and five different crack pipes

[imported_big_boss]

that turned very pretty colors

[3pik norsk1]

after sticking them in her..

[Keffer]

she said that it felt

[Divison One]

so good that she is...

[aces]

going to cream all over

[3pik norsk1]

them and then use them

[Asshat]

To clean up the dishes...

[underground_culture]

beacause shes the pimps bitch...

[Asshat]

Who cleans up the dishes...

[underground_culture]

and gets him a sandwich...

[Kry_20CC]

while giving him oral sex

[some guy from NCI...]

with cheese in her mouth

[aces]

so that she could not

[E-Terror]

bang bang e-terror thugs gang

[sika_2002]

was taken over by sika

[Crise]

when i ragged ur mum

[aces]

in the anus while she

[underground_culture]

told herself, this thread sucks

[jez]

and then shot herself in

[BeeOne234...]

...front of all the bees

[Kry_20CC]

in the happy meadow today

[3pik norsk1]

that was set fire to

[Divison One]

ur mommas hair and she

[explosivo_420]

stop dropped and rolled and

[beone]

smoked a big old blunt

[BeeOne234...]

BeeOne is me not you...

[Divison One]

and she ca;lled 911 but

[underground_culture]

they said this thread sucks

[screw_loose]

then screw agreed with underground

[The 5th one]

and declared himself a bastard&#33;

[aces]

so that everyone would stop

[Kry_20CC]

posting useless shit because we&#39;re

[underground_culture]

cooler than kry, hes gay

[sika_2002]

but sika and underground own

[underground_culture]

and eat toys for breakfast&#33;

[The 5th one]

So anyway, they both found

[Divison One]

shit and ate it cuz

[The 5th one]

they were da bomb&#33; Anyway.......

[JETc17]

pams went to the pentagon

[Divison One]

and fucked alot of men..

[underground_culture]

becuase sika and underground rule.

[Divison One]

they think that but..

[underground_culture]

they really do. no questions

[3pik norsk1]

i love how they&#39;re wrong

[Divison One]

and they actualy suck dick..

[sika_2002]

just like division ones dad

[underground_culture]

whos a manwhore named Candy

[anarchy]

who jacks off underground like....

[AMW]

a packmule with an attitude

[Crise]

and he also likes to

[sika_2002]

lick cream of horse penises

[The 5th one]

. Right&#33; So an another note.....

[NumbPain]

Marijuana has been legalized worldwide
:wub:

[underground_culture]

which makes underground very happy

[anarchy]

not because he smokes but

[underground_culture]

he smokes alot more than....

[fuckin villan]

the 400 pound woman riding

[aces]

a gigantic monster in jamaica

[cord]

who takes triple penetration anally

[impure616]

which makes her shit a.....

[Asshat]

Blue rhinoceros look very stupid...

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

because she needs &#036;20 for

[Kao.Ali]

the newly legalized ganja so...

[AMW]

the fucking cats wont die

[impure616]

and the hamsters, so she

[karmatikal]

can eat them for breakfast

[Divison One]

then shit them out at...

[impure616]

the local wendy&#39;s, where she

[underground_culture]

exclaimed "this thread is gay&#33;"

[impure616]

"or am I the gay"?

[What Happened to the Letters?]

i think "undergroundculture" is gay

[impure616]

"ya that sounds about right"

[underground_culture]

this thread has gotten gay

[Divison One]

for him cuz hes gay..

[underground_culture]

his comments always start beef&#33;

[Divison One]

think that cuz ur gay

[Asshat]

GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY&#33;&#33;&#33;
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/1074/fag9en.gif

[Tye]

and even more GAY

[Fluffy Bunnies]

than a bucket of...

[Tye]

sorry my compurter fucked up and posted 2 :huh:

[Tye]

&#036;3 bills :o

[Tye]

3 dollar bills

[underground_culture]

its FIVE words, not three^

[What Happened to the Letters?]

ya, what are you gay?

[underground_culture]

i think hes a fuckup

[koper]

he thinks your a fuckup

[underground_culture]

doesnt bother me too much

[Keffer]

get back to the story
(5 words, oh ya^)

[dark\gbk]

becase everybody seems to fuck

[Nes]

and nobody seems to care...

[impure616]

thats why end is near

[The 5th one]

. Well as we were saying.........

[Nes]

"if we had it all...

[sika_2002]

in a large green apple

[Nes]

with a worm in it

[Paint Magic]

that speaks five different languages

[underground_culture]

in five different freakin countries&#33;

[scOpeOne]

and likes to kill people

[What Happened to the Letters?]

what kinda worm does that?

[Aero]

the worms from the game