5 word story...

[**MATEO**]

sabe sucks alot of dick...

[joker00]

cuz he likes to and

thats his job so enjoys

it so much he gave

up graff 2 suck a

few extra cocks all day

[cape]

that's the same job as

[SpLiTbomber]

jokers mother has on sundays

[fatman]

for 5 dolla sucki sucki

[->toNE*]

after the cats an dogs

[What Happened to the Letters?]

rain down from the sky

[SpLiTbomber]

because post whores killed the

[dark\gbk]

bombing science forums just like

[SpLiTbomber]

they killed proof so now

[Aven]

it hurts alot to urinate

[westsida]

Originally posted by SpLiTbomber@Apr 17 2006, 07:39 AM
they killed proof so now
lol,but it still hurts

[What Happened to the Letters?]

when split bomber bites down
When he's giving me head
And he's the one paying

[seek861]

for the tasty birthday cake

[seek861]

that fat people really like

[R00k1]

..and chow down like monsters

[SpLiTbomber]

kinda like when martha stewart

got released from jail for

[dark\gbk]

murdering bugz in a battle

[>SM!7K<]

with a vinager spray solution

[anarchy]

in a supersoaker and then

[>SM!7K<]

plucked each and every leg

[**MATEO**]

oh shit, i have too many posts, i was sapposed to leave on the 3000 post.

[molotow_15]

stay :D

[R00k1]

Originally posted by >SM!7K<@Apr 17 2006, 06:33 PM
plucked each and every leg
..untill all were dead and

[molotow_15]

sent to hell for ever

[Aven]

and shat on by hitler

[**MATEO**]

avens not funny at all!....

[molotow_15]

sed mateo laughing at them

[What Happened to the Letters?]

yo fuck hitler...that guy was an art student too, but he sucked too much and got kicked out of art school(not a lie) then decided to kill everyone and take over the world, and killed himself after failing, but without our intervention would have gianed enough power to later defeat us and world as weknow would seize to excist...

thats about 5 words right?

[SpLiTbomber]

give or take a few

[>x]]

muslisms hiding underground from him.

[What Happened to the Letters?]

/\/\that dont even make sense

[anarchy]

then he went and painted

[SpLiTbomber]

in nuclear bunkers made of

(lmao i replied this to another post but i guess it fits in lol)

[>x]]

Originally posted by What Happened to the Letters?@Apr 17 2006, 09:28 PM
/\/\that dont even make sense
hitler destroyed everything but a few muslims(hows that not make sense?...even though it is a bit wack)

[joker00]

Originally posted by SpLiTbomber@Apr 17 2006, 09:35 PM
in nuclear bunkers made of

(lmao i replied this to another post but i guess it fits in lol)
:lol:


monkey hair and crack rocks

the monkey hair then became

so hot it started on

fire and burnt the rocks

then the smoke trivaled and

got the entire village high

;)

[SpLiTbomber]

causing mass suicide , cannibalism, and

[Aven]

mad amounts of baby making

[molotow_15]

boom boom boom boom booooooooooooooom

[Germ]

the sound of baby making.........

[alarm]

is MUCH better than the smell

[Aven]

because the smell is worse

[Logikalone]

then two obesely fat people

[joker00]

had vigorus sex in a

[[]ASeR-ONe[]paint slinger]

shit staind burger king bathroom.

[SpLiTbomber]

while the manager called the

[SpLiTbomber]

faggots that dont post in

the five word story thread

[some guy from NCI...]

who are otherwise known as

[Da Woof]

lets freestyle at the KKK

[some guy from NCI...]

:huh:

[SpLiTbomber]

Originally posted by some guy from NCI...@Apr 18 2006, 10:57 PM
who are otherwise known as
(ure supposed to make it fit in with the story da woof... godamn idiots these days)

asians who eat our food

[some guy from NCI...]

while the manager called the | faggots that dont post in | the five word story thread | , who are otherwise known as... <insert line such as "noobs... even though they have..."

That woulda made perfect sense

EDIT
------------------------

Ooooh you meant da woof. I thought you were jus namecalling.

[epiL*]

some gross ass schwag that...





it doesn't fit but i fealt like saying it, ewwwwwwwwww schwag is nasty

[SpLiTbomber]

is so gay his name

is epil* and says schwag

[textathief]

is hated by gay people

[field marshal]

who are murderd by jeffery-dammer

[some guy from NCI...]

after being sexually harrassed by

[-lustone-]

their own mothers love child

[[]ASeR-ONe[]paint slinger]

gay people mudered by jeffrey dahmer , but first raped by thier mother love child...damn thats fucked up!

so on a lighter note...

[smartSOFT]

we have to go and....

[[]ASeR-ONe[]paint slinger]

paint the shit outta this..

[R00k1]

..big ass wall on the..

[dark\gbk]

highway next to a donut..

[textathief]

shop where the cops at

[cape]

the bridge jumped into

[skateparadise]

the big tunnel ,upside down...

[Aven]

and chased a cat through

[epiL*]

Originally posted by Aven@Apr 21 2006, 09:59 AM
and chased a cat through
a sewage drain, getting stuck...

[Paint Magic]

in between two ass cheeks

[SpLiTbomber]

on martha stewart because she

[Germ]

is a god damn whore.....

[SpLiTbomber]

who analy fucks ceo's for

[dark\gbk]

money dat she goes and

[Logikalone]

spends on ky jelly for

[Germ]

yankin on her big cock

[some guy from NCI...]

which then squirts orange juice

[Germ]

which is high in vitamin C

[joker00]

which she then brought to

prison and the hoes in

dblock then stole and raped

her for the oj which is

[SpLiTbomber]

high in minerals and in

[BoRe-719-]

radioactive fructose corn syrup with

[Aven]

pubes and such in it

[MENG!]

that she puked everywere and

[textathief]

had random sex with strangers

[Okem]

Originally posted by textathief@Apr 23 2006, 12:43 AM
had random sex with strangers
that caused major anal leakage

[Short Ethiopian Kid]

WELL I ATE A BAR!

[fuckin villan]

of great fleshy turds, meanwhile

[NumbPain]

getting slapped by eight penises,

[SpLiTbomber]

which is really gay and

[fuckin villan]

so are you dumb ass

[Germ]

you should be fuckin killed

[Aven]

by a crazy man with

[conart]

really bad gingavitus

[joker00]

^that aint 5 words mister

any way

because he neva brused his

[Germ]

balls after he had sex....

[BoRe-719-]

gingevitis if for gums foo!!

[vman]

MR.T said to the little

[PureSole]

e.t. looking mother fucker from

[dark\gbk]

dallas texas, wer its ok

[BoRe-719-]

to marry your little cousin

[JETc17]

and have a shotgun wedding

[dark\gbk]

that ends in your uncle

[syrup2]

giving you a tugjob while

[Amuk]

parallel parking while holding a

[SeapNSR]

dead cat that you raped

[Kry_20CC]

up the ass hole for

[smer]

ten whole minuits after

[swich]

dressing as a leprechaun and...

[Slushi]

hHaving babies. Fat ugly babies.

[Kry_20CC]

that should have been aborted

[Skore]

but came out deformed

[karma905]

but instead were born deformed

[karma905]

damn i posted 2 seconds after you,, weird we had the same idea tho..

[KaL1]

so they killed them all

[aces]

and the mother was like

[scOpeOne]

damn nig what the fuck

[cord]

crack fucked up my kids

[Kry_20CC]

ima kill you curtis jackson

[Asshat]

You fat ugly piece of...

[Amuk]

horse manuer getting trampled by

[Kry_20CC]

g-g-g-g-Unot

[Asshat]

^ Irrelevant.

Trampled by...

An angry pack of wild...

[Kry_20CC]

how was that irrelavent? i said curtis jackson (50 Cent's real name) and we were talking about him and G-Unot is game's little anit- G-Unit group so pay attention.

anyways

you fat ugly piece of horse manuer getting trampled by g-g-g-g-Unot...

while doing the hokey pokey

[screw_loose]

he closed this thread kthx.




just kidding.

[Asshat]

I heard of a person...

[R00k1]

who lived in a shoe..

[Asshat]

Who made shoes for people...

[SeapNSR]

from little childrens fingers and

[Kry_20CC]

molested kids and dangled babies...

[cord]

like oprah's tits mother fucka

[PureSole]

who had a large penis

[Asshat]

That smelled like horse pussy...

[BoRe-719-]

and moldy ear cheese with

[Ray of Today]

the mind of a rapist....

[Amuk]

and common sense of retards

[dark\gbk]

becase this story ended up

[ThuggishRuggish]

Just like your fat mama

[Kry_20CC]

who keeps mcdonalds in buisness

[3pik norsk1]

by prostituting in the playpen

[E-Terror]

in my new doggy underwear

[3pik norsk1]

that you stole from Clifford

(the big red dog)

[E-Terror]

, clifford the big red penis

[3pik norsk1]

that is infected with crabs

[Kry_20CC]

he caught from yo momma

[sika_2002]

becuase hes an inbred cat

[aces]

that loves to fuck the

[Cego3]

fat old chicks who

[r.A.n.D.o.M]

collect japanese pokemon cards BUT

[Divison One]

stole them cuz was poor

[Kry_20CC]

^^english? haha

and had a hitmochamp hollographic

[Asshat]

Pokemon limited edition porn magazine...

[3pik]

is flying off the selves

[Kry_20CC]

cuz pikachu has a thick

[Asshat]

Booty which he shakes daily...

[Divison One]

and fucks all the men

[aces]

wearing tiny pink man thongs

[Asshat]

That say "cutie" on the...

[Kry_20CC]

ass cuz they like faggot

[Asshat]

Sex just like Kry20CC does...

[Kry_20CC]

nahh not really thats Asshat

[vare_187uk]

dudes take a chill pill

[vare_187uk]

dudes take a chill pill

[vare_187uk]

dudes take a chill pill

[Kry_20CC]

we was just fuckin around

[aces]

in the love master 2000

[Asshat]

Where aces sucks fat cock...

[Kry_20CC]

lets stop the beefin kids

[Asshat]

Kry is a vegan queer...

[Kry_20CC]

who can kick your pansy

[Blaze_20CC]

ass and will murder u

[Asshat]

Look how cute the toys look when they work as a team!

[3pik norsk1]

that was more than five

[Divison One]

in your sleeep with a

[cord]

gay ass vegan mother fucker

[3pik norsk1]

who actually eats alota dick

[graffitispot.com]

and fucks cats all day

[scOpeOne]

just to get a rep

[NumbPain]

so people will talk bout'em

[AMW]

so he will get laid

[NumbPain]

hustla sells raid toa roach

Get PAID

[aces]

Originally posted by AMW@May 21 2006, 08:34 PM
so he will get laid
by some fat ass chick

[underground_culture]

this thread has been ruined

[MENG!]

really really horribly awesomely bad

[AMW]

thats a stupid post, dumbass

[SurfGuy]

Originally posted by AMW@May 22 2006, 02:34 PM
thats a stupid post, dumbass
Shall we start again guys?

There was once a girl ...

[Kry_20CC]

who lived in the hood

[SurfGuy]

Originally posted by Kry_20CC@May 22 2006, 02:38 PM
who lived in the hood
with her 7 ghetto-babes

[3pik norsk1]

that prostitued the street corners

[Kry_20CC]

with her home girl lahqueyquey

[3pik norsk1]

who has 5 different STD's

[cord]

and five different crack pipes

[imported_big_boss]

that turned very pretty colors

[3pik norsk1]

after sticking them in her..

[Keffer]

she said that it felt

[Divison One]

so good that she is...

[aces]

going to cream all over

[3pik norsk1]

them and then use them

[Asshat]

To clean up the dishes...

[underground_culture]

beacause shes the pimps bitch...

[Asshat]

Who cleans up the dishes...

[underground_culture]

and gets him a sandwich...

[Kry_20CC]

while giving him oral sex

[some guy from NCI...]

with cheese in her mouth

[aces]

so that she could not

[E-Terror]

bang bang e-terror thugs gang

[sika_2002]

was taken over by sika

[Crise]

when i ragged ur mum

[aces]

in the anus while she

[underground_culture]

told herself, this thread sucks

[jez]

and then shot herself in

[BeeOne234...]

...front of all the bees

[Kry_20CC]

in the happy meadow today

[3pik norsk1]

that was set fire to

[Divison One]

ur mommas hair and she

[explosivo_420]

stop dropped and rolled and

[beone]

smoked a big old blunt

[BeeOne234...]

BeeOne is me not you...

[Divison One]

and she ca;lled 911 but

[underground_culture]

they said this thread sucks

[screw_loose]

then screw agreed with underground

[The 5th one]

and declared himself a bastard!

[aces]

so that everyone would stop

[Kry_20CC]

posting useless shit because we're

[underground_culture]

cooler than kry, hes gay

[sika_2002]

but sika and underground own

[underground_culture]

and eat toys for breakfast!

[The 5th one]

So anyway, they both found

[Divison One]

shit and ate it cuz

[The 5th one]

they were da bomb! Anyway.......

[JETc17]

pams went to the pentagon

[Divison One]

and fucked alot of men..

[underground_culture]

becuase sika and underground rule.

[Divison One]

they think that but..

[underground_culture]

they really do. no questions

[3pik norsk1]

i love how they're wrong

[Divison One]

and they actualy suck dick..

[sika_2002]

just like division ones dad

[underground_culture]

whos a manwhore named Candy

[anarchy]

who jacks off underground like....

[AMW]

a packmule with an attitude

[Crise]

and he also likes to

[sika_2002]

lick cream of horse penises

[The 5th one]

. Right! So an another note.....

[NumbPain]

Marijuana has been legalized worldwide
:wub:

[underground_culture]

which makes underground very happy

[anarchy]

not because he smokes but

[underground_culture]

he smokes alot more than....

[fuckin villan]

the 400 pound woman riding

[aces]

a gigantic monster in jamaica

[cord]

who takes triple penetration anally

[impure616]

which makes her shit a.....