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explosivo_420
09-26-2006, 12:43 AM
lol i realized that after....
but it flowed so well...
levans
09-26-2006, 01:33 AM
and unfortunately he did a....
Ares_23us
09-26-2006, 09:12 AM
A guy who liked storys
sketch3
09-26-2006, 10:51 AM
intising. like it smells good. makes you want it. not sure on spelling
yea im deyselxiclol i cant spell wats wrong with me,
anyhoo back to our story
explosivo_420
09-26-2006, 02:57 PM
my boy got arrested - MURDER!
nah for real thou i ogtta post bond
>SM!7K<
09-26-2006, 04:27 PM
When we gunna hit rooftops?
swich
09-26-2006, 06:40 PM
we will if you can...
nerdx
09-26-2006, 07:40 PM
get rid of thoes herpes
sketch3
09-27-2006, 11:55 AM
cus herpes are not nice
>SM!7K<
09-27-2006, 12:06 PM
and impossible to get riddof
explosivo_420
09-27-2006, 12:09 PM
unless you paint ARU DOC? (over them)
>SM!7K<
09-27-2006, 12:22 PM
And GEO replys yes iam
explosivo_420
09-27-2006, 01:08 PM
so ARU down for today?
>SM!7K<
09-27-2006, 01:14 PM
nope, its brothers 19th birthday
nerdx
09-27-2006, 01:57 PM
fuck your brother, lets paint
>SM!7K<
09-27-2006, 02:01 PM
sometimes i feel like that
Cause hes a hypicritocal snicth
nerdx
09-27-2006, 02:05 PM
sometimes, feel like a nut?
>SM!7K<
09-27-2006, 02:09 PM
no, like saying fuck everything
lets go paint anything insight
nerdx
09-27-2006, 02:12 PM
that shit sounds pretty tight.
>SM!7K<
09-27-2006, 03:25 PM
guess cause it rymes right?
nerdx
09-27-2006, 03:35 PM
are we ganna bomb tonight?
>SM!7K<
09-27-2006, 05:05 PM
bomb the resturants male bathroom..........
explosivo_420
09-27-2006, 11:34 PM
etch all so no room
for any others to write
*damn the past two pages been raw as fuuuuuckk*
nerdx
09-27-2006, 11:35 PM
you didnt leave me room
explosivo_420
09-27-2006, 11:36 PM
i dont give a fuck
>SM!7K<
09-27-2006, 11:41 PM
cause nerdx cant roll lag'Us
nerdx
09-27-2006, 11:43 PM
orlando is where its at
lol
>SM!7K<
09-27-2006, 11:47 PM
corner stores with no Mini-ducthes
explosivo_420
09-27-2006, 11:50 PM
mine sells the big ones
("GAUR $1.00")
(oh and daps for everyone from 954-305 being on page 305 of this shit MI YAYO)
>SM!7K<
09-27-2006, 11:54 PM
but i like mini honeys
explosivo_420
09-27-2006, 11:55 PM
i like bbw honey suckles
>SM!7K<
09-28-2006, 12:01 AM
those candys with honey inside?
coke831
09-28-2006, 01:35 AM
you mean the straw things?
explosivo_420
09-28-2006, 01:17 PM
(its gotta be a guy with coke in his name to say somethin about straws)
I LIKE BIG BLUNTS o' WEED
(BBW)
>SM!7K<
09-28-2006, 01:22 PM
ahhh now i understand everything
>SM!7K<
09-28-2006, 01:24 PM
ok now...
There was this can of...............
nerdx
09-28-2006, 01:25 PM
soda, that was as big
explosivo_420
09-28-2006, 01:27 PM
as arus penis hard wood
explosivo_420
09-29-2006, 12:21 AM
i got sexed good today
AK47_KNOC
09-29-2006, 02:34 AM
by ur fat ass mom
''SCC''
09-29-2006, 01:57 PM
that i clean dishes with
>SM!7K<
09-29-2006, 01:58 PM
then wipe up dog piss.
sketch3
09-29-2006, 08:09 PM
wid ur mutha fcking tounge
sketch3
09-29-2006, 08:09 PM
wid ur mutha fcking tounge
sketch3
09-29-2006, 08:10 PM
wid ur mutha fcking tounge
explosivo_420
09-29-2006, 09:06 PM
damn oOHHH i got served...
>SM!7K<
09-30-2006, 12:21 AM
wanna serve me some crip?
ozi~amo~crs
09-30-2006, 01:07 AM
not on my watch
explosivo_420
09-30-2006, 09:59 AM
steak no, crip come thru
sketch3
10-01-2006, 09:29 AM
none of this matters becuse
explosivo_420
10-01-2006, 02:15 PM
we're all online like nerds
SpLiTbomber
10-01-2006, 02:22 PM
masterbating to hentei porn in
-GEKS-
10-01-2006, 10:24 PM
their mother's dark cold basement
nerdx
10-01-2006, 10:37 PM
thats strangely lit with some
>SM!7K<
10-02-2006, 01:17 AM
wads of burning hair, that
give offa potent smell of
tycoonin
10-02-2006, 01:31 AM
burnt hair becouse thats what
burnt hair smells like. then...
>SM!7K<
10-02-2006, 01:59 AM
i pull out the kecthup
Ginsu
10-02-2006, 02:30 AM
and started to write on...
nerdx
10-02-2006, 11:50 AM
whos name was something like
Asshat
10-02-2006, 04:34 PM
Said a sheep passing by...
http://www.demochoice.org/img/zoo/sheep.jpg
sketch3
10-02-2006, 04:52 PM
sheep r clouds without legs
shalf
10-03-2006, 02:40 AM
except clouds change shape when...
start to pour down rain...
>SM!7K<
10-03-2006, 01:33 PM
which is just "God" pissing
Bruce_1nR
10-03-2006, 01:36 PM
pissing on bruce and his...
>SM!7K<
10-03-2006, 01:38 PM
6 very large black boyfriends
Bruce_1nR
10-03-2006, 01:38 PM
who were running away from...
>SM!7K<
10-03-2006, 02:01 PM
2 white mice sprinting toward
nerdx
10-03-2006, 02:24 PM
their house to esacape from
wholigan pdk lifersmobb
10-03-2006, 02:29 PM
dose any body post pics here?
yodarigrider
10-03-2006, 03:03 PM
a flood that quickly flowed
nerdx
10-03-2006, 04:40 PM
from one side of the
house to the other then...
Asshat
10-03-2006, 07:49 PM
The roof caught on fire...
What Happened to the Letters?
10-03-2006, 08:13 PM
how ironic a flooded fire
SpLiTbomber
10-03-2006, 09:02 PM
then an earthquake and tornado
so now they're royaly fucked...
>SM!7K<
10-04-2006, 02:41 AM
Because they were black men
suprising they weren't in jail...
>SM!7K<
10-04-2006, 02:50 AM
since the night before .........
they were out doin dirt...
>SM!7K<
10-04-2006, 03:17 AM
dirty deeds for the man
nerdx
10-04-2006, 05:12 PM
the one that was a
Maker A Laker
10-04-2006, 08:39 PM
gremlen that would grab peoples
and steadily smack bitches all...
-GEKS-
10-04-2006, 09:19 PM
god damn fucking night long
ShIfTeD
10-04-2006, 09:20 PM
cuz geks name is stolen
What Happened to the Letters?
10-04-2006, 09:46 PM
and shifted has a boner
Amuse- crewless
10-04-2006, 09:47 PM
cuz he saw a kid
that looked just like his
Amuse- crewless
10-04-2006, 09:50 PM
little brother named Shit because
>SM!7K<
10-05-2006, 12:13 AM
his parents must of had
nerdx
10-05-2006, 12:28 AM
MYL while they were doing
>SM!7K<
10-05-2006, 02:00 AM
it in some position that......................
involved a shampoo bottle
coke831
10-05-2006, 02:09 AM
and a moderately large hammer
Getting inserted in the rectum.
coke831
10-05-2006, 02:12 AM
thats very inapropriate bucouse it...
involved young sunday school children
coke831
10-05-2006, 03:29 AM
hahahalol :)
sketch3
10-05-2006, 11:37 AM
hahahalol is not five words
>SM!7K<
10-05-2006, 01:12 PM
but ha ha lol is
nerdx
10-05-2006, 01:25 PM
a lesson in internet talk
Asshat
10-05-2006, 04:46 PM
From a couple of douchebags...
explosivo_420
10-05-2006, 10:44 PM
one i have to deal with
>SM!7K<
10-05-2006, 11:40 PM
because he lives 2.9 miles
around the corner in boxes...
>SM!7K<
10-06-2006, 12:09 AM
that never get soggy because
swich
10-06-2006, 02:57 AM
those boxes are true G's
like i want'a duf's girl...
Trip33
10-06-2006, 06:17 PM
like twinkies filled with cream..
>SM!7K<
10-07-2006, 12:34 AM
but shes not his girlfriend
sketch3
10-07-2006, 08:08 AM
cuss hes a fucking box
explosivo_420
10-07-2006, 10:49 AM
and who likes wet cardboard?
E-D-D-Y
10-07-2006, 12:33 PM
sketch3 really loves wet cardboard
sketch3
10-07-2006, 12:41 PM
hu told u my box-fetish
(ps box fetish is a real word,and if u dont beleave me ill kill u and ur loved 1s)
explosivo_420
10-07-2006, 03:31 PM
ill eat your mothers children
The 5th one
10-07-2006, 03:35 PM
because he is a derranged.....
dcite
10-07-2006, 07:49 PM
that was not gramatically correct
5^
nerdx
10-07-2006, 11:15 PM
, he obviously didnt get an
explosivo_420
10-07-2006, 11:34 PM
clue that he sucks asshole
>SM!7K<
10-08-2006, 12:08 AM
like the cops from tonight
SpLiTbomber
10-08-2006, 01:25 AM
who sit at dunkin donuts
paint fumes have rotted my brain
10-08-2006, 12:07 PM
he went into the toilet
scr3w
10-08-2006, 05:11 PM
italians are better than irish
nerdx
10-08-2006, 07:54 PM
...scr3w is a large dumbass
317773
10-08-2006, 08:07 PM
because michael jackson touched you
thief 127
10-08-2006, 10:58 PM
and bit ur dick off
explosivo_420
10-10-2006, 09:15 AM
givin you tha CLAPPP! <---fact
E-D-D-Y
10-12-2006, 01:14 PM
tonight i will go to.............
sketch3
10-12-2006, 03:47 PM
pay a young veitnamese prostitute
>SM!7K<
10-12-2006, 03:59 PM
to inser 29 fingers into
nerdx
10-12-2006, 04:18 PM
the left side of my
sketch3
10-13-2006, 12:03 PM
breifcase,
u have dirty minds
explosivo_420
10-13-2006, 12:07 PM
i like it like that
Asshat
10-13-2006, 03:30 PM
You mean in the asshole?
E-D-D-Y
10-13-2006, 05:08 PM
yes , thats the best hole
Asshat
10-13-2006, 05:20 PM
I prefer the jelly hole...
sketch3
10-15-2006, 10:30 AM
hu doesnt love eating jelly?
The Fallen Slave of Atlantis
10-15-2006, 12:42 PM
only midgets dont like it
stewa_sk8
10-15-2006, 01:35 PM
and I forgot to say that ...
Asshat
10-16-2006, 05:45 PM
You love Martha Stewart's cooking...
shalf
10-18-2006, 03:38 AM
arse that screams when you
karmatikal
10-18-2006, 12:47 PM
insert all your fingers, while
-GEKS-
10-18-2006, 09:35 PM
listening to crappy mainstream hiphop
dcite
10-18-2006, 09:38 PM
such as The Game or,
sketch3
10-22-2006, 11:34 AM
g g g ggggggggg unit
r gay
DC_Crane
10-22-2006, 11:43 AM
and Yung Jockstrap. They all
eat pig and elephant shit
dotone
10-22-2006, 10:27 PM
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>SM!7K<
10-22-2006, 10:29 PM
Fuckidy fuck fuck, you suck!
ELDORADO
10-23-2006, 02:58 PM
After that I went to...
>SM!7K<
10-23-2006, 03:17 PM
the abandoned 420 story building
slick dick willy
10-23-2006, 03:30 PM
with a midget behind the
big dildo.. then tripped you.
explosivo_420
10-23-2006, 03:35 PM
into a web of sperm
>SM!7K<
10-23-2006, 04:20 PM
made from 19 differnt men
That are really really gay
stewa_sk8
10-25-2006, 02:44 AM
in a realy realy shity place ...
Nitro_99
10-28-2006, 10:43 PM
rape a dead dog's ass
ELDORADO
11-01-2006, 07:02 PM
and I used the blood...
''SCC''
11-01-2006, 07:05 PM
to wash my face
-GEKS-
11-01-2006, 07:12 PM
cuz mommy shit on it
RepUrSet
11-02-2006, 11:12 AM
so now it is really...
explosivo_420
11-02-2006, 11:56 AM
pointless-lets change the subject
sketch3
11-02-2006, 12:49 PM
to asspirates of the carribian
FAZE ONE
11-02-2006, 03:30 PM
this is really really gay
explosivo_420
11-05-2006, 04:22 PM
no it is happening again!
sketch3
11-05-2006, 05:39 PM
next gay comment gets banned
Malicious artist
11-05-2006, 10:47 PM
My hands are cold !
peng.2
11-07-2006, 10:14 PM
im gonna smoke sum bud
explosivo_420
11-07-2006, 11:49 PM
i really wish i could
mu hand is crippled now
i have to use one
hand to jerk off tonight
explosivo_420
11-18-2006, 02:22 PM
and noone has shit talk
sketch3
11-18-2006, 03:04 PM
aww i feel ur pain
OK start over......
There once was a king
OK start over......
There once was a king
Asshat
12-15-2006, 07:29 PM
who said kila was gay
yo wtf are you just joking or you just tryin to start beef?
Bazer
12-15-2006, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by Asshat@Dec 15 2006, 07:29 PM
who said kila was gay
oops double post. damn overflow.
Bazer
12-15-2006, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by Asshat@Dec 15 2006, 07:29 PM
who said kila was gay
he liked to eat babies....... :)
reivax
12-15-2006, 08:36 PM
because they constipated his face
G-Fat
12-15-2006, 08:49 PM
took puff after puff, wasn't
Snuff
12-15-2006, 10:41 PM
enough, so then the dude
explosivo_420
12-15-2006, 10:42 PM
ate little children for lunch
NosE2
12-15-2006, 10:43 PM
rolled a few more joints
explosivo_420
12-15-2006, 10:45 PM
hes high, whats the point?
NosE2
12-15-2006, 10:51 PM
hes not high enough yet
explosivo_420
12-16-2006, 01:31 AM
how aru gonna achieve better?
swich
12-16-2006, 03:34 AM
how are u gonna NOT?
explosivo_420
12-16-2006, 03:25 PM
by staying sober you hoe
KoOl-AiD
12-16-2006, 04:02 PM
and got mad ******ish because
his bitch fucked his brother
Stinky
12-16-2006, 04:47 PM
Then ate all his food
explosivo_420
12-16-2006, 06:09 PM
leaving his whole family hungry
Stinky
12-16-2006, 06:48 PM
ready to eat human flesh.
moltov
12-16-2006, 10:47 PM
They went to an orphanage...
swich
12-17-2006, 04:28 AM
and saw three lil children...
Skesh
12-17-2006, 06:23 AM
messing around with their little
sketch3
12-17-2006, 02:17 PM
friends,they didnt stand a
chance by not killing all.....
Asshat
12-17-2006, 08:42 PM
of their friends and family
and baking the french children
JETc17
12-17-2006, 08:45 PM
so they had to sleep
Asshat
12-17-2006, 08:49 PM
on piles of scrap metal...
explosivo_420
12-17-2006, 10:36 PM
fact: someone stole my shutters
Asshat
12-17-2006, 11:52 PM
that be mad ******ish because
ps can i say that now? am i cool enough?
explosivo_420
12-17-2006, 11:56 PM
the fucks were neighboring gypsies
Asshat
12-18-2006, 12:07 AM
who smelled like smelly dicktrees...
explosivo_420
12-18-2006, 07:45 AM
ill boot your ass timbuktu!
sketch3
12-18-2006, 03:11 PM
u tell those gypos explosive
-GEKS-
12-18-2006, 06:53 PM
wat happened to the story???
Asshat
12-18-2006, 06:57 PM
it got mad diharrea cause..
ShIfTeD
12-18-2006, 06:58 PM
asshats changed his sig today
Asshat
12-18-2006, 07:06 PM
i grinch bitches all day
Spark One
12-19-2006, 12:18 AM
haha all this story started 2 years ago and is still alive haha that shit is mad
with a huge* mother* fuckin*
couldnt help the bad words.. only had 2 in mind
explosivo_420
12-19-2006, 12:29 AM
two by four hard mahogany...
Asshat
12-19-2006, 12:40 AM
beautiful country style coffee table
explosivo_420
12-19-2006, 12:43 AM
with martha stuarts book burning
neroP2l
12-19-2006, 01:32 PM
and thick blunts rolling......
whahappen?
12-19-2006, 03:48 PM
and tiny sugar plums dancing
and bitches with cocks stripping..
whahappen?
12-19-2006, 03:55 PM
and then it hurt alot. <----period
HAHAHAHAHAH i ended the story!!!!!!!!!!!!bwahaha
explosivo_420
12-19-2006, 03:55 PM
and me running away outdoors
DiStOrTiOn
12-19-2006, 04:08 PM
to fuck some dirty whores
hoping I dont get hi-five(HIV)
C-money fresh!
12-19-2006, 06:54 PM
or crabs...
Originally posted by C-money fresh!@Dec 19 2006, 06:54 PM
or crabs...
READ THE TOPIC IT SAYS IT HAS TO BE 5 WORDS DUMBASS..........DAMN I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT COME ON TOPICS AND RUIN THEM.....
any ways.....story continues underneath
asshat was about to eat.......
ShIfTeD
12-19-2006, 09:21 PM
3 and a half cats.....
-GEKS-
12-19-2006, 09:23 PM
with a side of slimy...
BEEZ<---631
12-19-2006, 09:42 PM
ass hairs that smelled like...
whahappen?
12-19-2006, 09:45 PM
dried feces and dead rabbits
coke831
12-19-2006, 10:19 PM
but he left to get
kustem
12-19-2006, 10:20 PM
a haircut at the local...
Asshat
12-19-2006, 10:20 PM
ate a chicago style hotdog
coke831
12-19-2006, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by kustem@Dec 19 2006, 10:20 PM
a haircut at the local...
pet store, then he saw
EsKoNeR!!
12-19-2006, 10:39 PM
something very peculiar, it was
explosivo_420
12-19-2006, 10:58 PM
his ass in the reflection
nase7
12-21-2006, 05:32 PM
so he grabbed a massive..
Asshat
12-21-2006, 05:42 PM
bowl of captain crunch and...
ShIfTeD
12-21-2006, 05:43 PM
grabbed the fergalitious crump clown
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