5 word story...

[explosivo_420]

lol i realized that after....

but it flowed so well...

[NOMX]

like a beerbong of cum

[levans]

and unfortunately he did a....

[Ares_23us]

A guy who liked storys

[sketch3]

intising. like it smells good. makes you want it. not sure on spelling

yea im deyselxiclol i cant spell wats wrong with me,


anyhoo back to our story

[explosivo_420]

my boy got arrested - MURDER!

nah for real thou i ogtta post bond

[>SM!7K<]

When we gunna hit rooftops?

[swich]

we will if you can...

[nerdx]

get rid of thoes herpes

[sketch3]

cus herpes are not nice

[>SM!7K<]

and impossible to get riddof

[explosivo_420]

unless you paint ARU DOC? (over them)

[>SM!7K<]

And GEO replys yes iam

[explosivo_420]

so ARU down for today?

[>SM!7K<]

nope, its brothers 19th birthday

[nerdx]

fuck your brother, lets paint

[>SM!7K<]

sometimes i feel like that

Cause hes a hypicritocal snicth

[nerdx]

sometimes, feel like a nut?

[>SM!7K<]

no, like saying fuck everything

lets go paint anything insight

[nerdx]

that shit sounds pretty tight.

[>SM!7K<]

guess cause it rymes right?

[nerdx]

are we ganna bomb tonight?

[>SM!7K<]

bomb the resturants male bathroom..........

[explosivo_420]

etch all so no room

for any others to write

*damn the past two pages been raw as fuuuuuckk*

[nerdx]

you didnt leave me room

[explosivo_420]

i dont give a fuck

[>SM!7K<]

cause nerdx cant roll lag&#39;Us

[nerdx]

orlando is where its at

lol

[>SM!7K<]

corner stores with no Mini-ducthes

[explosivo_420]

mine sells the big ones

("GAUR &#036;1.00")
(oh and daps for everyone from 954-305 being on page 305 of this shit MI YAYO)

[>SM!7K<]

but i like mini honeys

[explosivo_420]

i like bbw honey suckles

[>SM!7K<]

those candys with honey inside?

[coke831]

you mean the straw things?

[explosivo_420]

(its gotta be a guy with coke in his name to say somethin about straws)

I LIKE BIG BLUNTS o&#39; WEED

(BBW)

[>SM!7K<]

ahhh now i understand everything

[>SM!7K<]

ok now...


There was this can of...............

[nerdx]

soda, that was as big

[explosivo_420]

as arus penis hard wood

[explosivo_420]

i got sexed good today

[AK47_KNOC]

by ur fat ass mom

[miz]

who was on the rag

[''SCC'']

that i clean dishes with

[>SM!7K<]

then wipe up dog piss.

[sketch3]

wid ur mutha fcking tounge

[sketch3]

wid ur mutha fcking tounge

[sketch3]

wid ur mutha fcking tounge

[explosivo_420]

damn oOHHH i got served...

[>SM!7K<]

wanna serve me some crip?

[miz]

and a nice tbone steak

[ozi~amo~crs]

not on my watch

[explosivo_420]

steak no, crip come thru

[sketch3]

none of this matters becuse

[explosivo_420]

we&#39;re all online like nerds

[SpLiTbomber]

masterbating to hentei porn in

[-GEKS-]

their mother&#39;s dark cold basement

[nerdx]

thats strangely lit with some

[>SM!7K<]

wads of burning hair, that

[myl]

give offa potent smell of

[tycoonin]

burnt hair becouse thats what

[myl]

burnt hair smells like. then...

[>SM!7K<]

i pull out the kecthup

[Ginsu]

and started to write on...

[NiL]

A big fat sea cow

[nerdx]

whos name was something like

[Asshat]

Said a sheep passing by...

http://www.demochoice.org/img/zoo/sheep.jpg

[sketch3]

sheep r clouds without legs

[shalf]

except clouds change shape when...

[SIAH]

start to pour down rain...

[>SM!7K<]

which is just "God" pissing

[Bruce_1nR]

pissing on bruce and his...

[>SM!7K<]

6 very large black boyfriends

[Bruce_1nR]

who were running away from...

[>SM!7K<]

2 white mice sprinting toward

[nerdx]

their house to esacape from

[wholigan pdk lifersmobb]

dose any body post pics here?

[yodarigrider]

a flood that quickly flowed

[nerdx]

from one side of the

[AIP]

house to the other then...

[Asshat]

The roof caught on fire...

[What Happened to the Letters?]

how ironic a flooded fire

[SpLiTbomber]

then an earthquake and tornado

[SIAH]

so now they&#39;re royaly fucked...

[>SM!7K<]

Because they were black men

[SIAH]

suprising they weren&#39;t in jail...

[>SM!7K<]

since the night before .........

[SIAH]

they were out doin dirt...

[>SM!7K<]

dirty deeds for the man

[nerdx]

the one that was a

[Maker A Laker]

gremlen that would grab peoples

[SIAH]

and steadily smack bitches all...

[-GEKS-]

god damn fucking night long

[ShIfTeD]

cuz geks name is stolen

[What Happened to the Letters?]

and shifted has a boner

[Amuse- crewless]

cuz he saw a kid

[myl]

that looked just like his

[Amuse- crewless]

little brother named Shit because

[>SM!7K<]

his parents must of had

[nerdx]

MYL while they were doing

[>SM!7K<]

it in some position that......................

[NOMX]

involved a shampoo bottle

[coke831]

and a moderately large hammer

[NiL]

Getting inserted in the rectum.

[coke831]

thats very inapropriate bucouse it...

[NOMX]

involved young sunday school children

[coke831]

hahahalol :)

[sketch3]

hahahalol is not five words

[>SM!7K<]

but ha ha lol is

[nerdx]

a lesson in internet talk

[Asshat]

From a couple of douchebags...

[explosivo_420]

one i have to deal with

[>SM!7K<]

because he lives 2.9 miles

[DUF]

around the corner in boxes...

[>SM!7K<]

that never get soggy because

[swich]

those boxes are true G&#39;s

[DUF]

and caps bitches in the

[SIAH]

like i want&#39;a duf&#39;s girl...

[Trip33]

like twinkies filled with cream..

[>SM!7K<]

but shes not his girlfriend

[sketch3]

cuss hes a fucking box

[explosivo_420]

and who likes wet cardboard?

[E-D-D-Y]

sketch3 really loves wet cardboard

[sketch3]

hu told u my box-fetish



(ps box fetish is a real word,and if u dont beleave me ill kill u and ur loved 1s)

[explosivo_420]

ill eat your mothers children

[The 5th one]

because he is a derranged.....

[dcite]

that was not gramatically correct

5^

[nerdx]

, he obviously didnt get an

[explosivo_420]

clue that he sucks asshole

[>SM!7K<]

like the cops from tonight

[SpLiTbomber]

who sit at dunkin donuts

[paint fumes have rotted my brain]

he went into the toilet

[scr3w]

italians are better than irish

[nerdx]

...scr3w is a large dumbass

[317773]

because michael jackson touched you

[thief 127]

and bit ur dick off

[explosivo_420]

givin you tha CLAPPP&#33; <---fact

[E-D-D-Y]

tonight i will go to.............

[sketch3]

pay a young veitnamese prostitute

[>SM!7K<]

to inser 29 fingers into

[nerdx]

the left side of my

[sketch3]

breifcase,








u have dirty minds

[explosivo_420]

i like it like that

[Asshat]

You mean in the asshole?

[E-D-D-Y]

yes , thats the best hole

[Asshat]

I prefer the jelly hole...

[sketch3]

hu doesnt love eating jelly?

[The Fallen Slave of Atlantis]

only midgets dont like it

[stewa_sk8]

and I forgot to say that ...

[Asshat]

You love Martha Stewart&#39;s cooking...

[DUF]

and she has a smelly

[shalf]

arse that screams when you

[karmatikal]

insert all your fingers, while

[-GEKS-]

listening to crappy mainstream hiphop

[dcite]

such as The Game or,

[sketch3]

g g g ggggggggg unit




r gay

[DC_Crane]

and Yung Jockstrap. They all

[kila]

eat pig and elephant shit

[dotone]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[>SM!7K<]

Fuckidy fuck fuck, you suck&#33;

[ELDORADO]

After that I went to...

[>SM!7K<]

the abandoned 420 story building

[ZONE]

was also a porn shop

[slick dick willy]

with a midget behind the

[afek]

big dildo.. then tripped you.

[explosivo_420]

into a web of sperm

[>SM!7K<]

made from 19 differnt men

[kila]

That are really really gay

[stewa_sk8]

in a realy realy shity place ...

[Nitro_99]

rape a dead dog&#39;s ass

[ELDORADO]

and I used the blood...

[''SCC'']

to wash my face

[-GEKS-]

cuz mommy shit on it

[RepUrSet]

so now it is really...

[explosivo_420]

pointless-lets change the subject

[sketch3]

to asspirates of the carribian

[FAZE ONE]

this is really really gay

[explosivo_420]

no it is happening again&#33;

[sketch3]

next gay comment gets banned

[Malicious artist]

My hands are cold &#33;

[peng.2]

im gonna smoke sum bud

[explosivo_420]

i really wish i could

mu hand is crippled now

i have to use one

hand to jerk off tonight

[explosivo_420]

and noone has shit talk

[sketch3]

aww i feel ur pain

[kila]

OK start over......

There once was a king

[kila]

OK start over......

There once was a king

[Asshat]

who said kila was gay

[kila]

yo wtf are you just joking or you just tryin to start beef?

[Bazer]

Originally posted by Asshat@Dec 15 2006, 07:29 PM
who said kila was gay
oops double post. damn overflow.

[Bazer]

Originally posted by Asshat@Dec 15 2006, 07:29 PM
who said kila was gay
he liked to eat babies....... :)

[reivax]

because they constipated his face

[kl0x]

He lit up a joint.

[G-Fat]

took puff after puff, wasn&#39;t

[Snuff]

enough, so then the dude

[explosivo_420]

ate little children for lunch

[NosE2]

rolled a few more joints

[explosivo_420]

hes high, whats the point?

[NosE2]

hes not high enough yet

[explosivo_420]

how aru gonna achieve better?

[swich]

how are u gonna NOT?

[explosivo_420]

by staying sober you hoe

[KoOl-AiD]

and got mad ******ish because

[ras]

his bitch fucked his brother

[Stinky]

Then ate all his food

[explosivo_420]

leaving his whole family hungry

[Stinky]

ready to eat human flesh.

[moltov]

They went to an orphanage...

[swich]

and saw three lil children...

[Skesh]

messing around with their little

[sketch3]

friends,they didnt stand a

[kila]

chance by not killing all.....

[Asshat]

of their friends and family

[Stim]

and baking the french children

[JETc17]

so they had to sleep

[Asshat]

on piles of scrap metal...

[explosivo_420]

fact: someone stole my shutters

[Asshat]

that be mad ******ish because


ps can i say that now? am i cool enough?

[explosivo_420]

the fucks were neighboring gypsies

[Asshat]

who smelled like smelly dicktrees...

[explosivo_420]

ill boot your ass timbuktu&#33;

[sketch3]

u tell those gypos explosive

[-GEKS-]

wat happened to the story???

[Asshat]

it got mad diharrea cause..

[ShIfTeD]

asshats changed his sig today

[Asshat]

i grinch bitches all day

[Spark One]

haha all this story started 2 years ago and is still alive haha that shit is mad

with a huge* mother* fuckin*

couldnt help the bad words.. only had 2 in mind

[explosivo_420]

two by four hard mahogany...

[Asshat]

beautiful country style coffee table

[explosivo_420]

with martha stuarts book burning

[neroP2l]

and thick blunts rolling......

[whahappen?]

and tiny sugar plums dancing

[ras]

and bitches with cocks stripping..

[whahappen?]

and then it hurt alot. <----period
HAHAHAHAHAH i ended the story&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;bwahaha

[explosivo_420]

and me running away outdoors

[DiStOrTiOn]

to fuck some dirty whores

[Cham]

hoping I dont get hi-five(HIV)

[C-money fresh!]

or crabs...

[kila]

Originally posted by C&#045;money fresh&#33;@Dec 19 2006, 06:54 PM
or crabs...
READ THE TOPIC IT SAYS IT HAS TO BE 5 WORDS DUMBASS..........DAMN I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT COME ON TOPICS AND RUIN THEM.....
any ways.....story continues underneath

asshat was about to eat.......

[ShIfTeD]

3 and a half cats.....

[-GEKS-]

with a side of slimy...

[BEEZ<---631]

ass hairs that smelled like...

[whahappen?]

dried feces and dead rabbits

[coke831]

but he left to get

[kustem]

a haircut at the local...

[Asshat]

ate a chicago style hotdog

[coke831]

Originally posted by kustem@Dec 19 2006, 10:20 PM
a haircut at the local...
pet store, then he saw

[EsKoNeR!!]

something very peculiar, it was

[explosivo_420]

his ass in the reflection

[nase7]

so he grabbed a massive..

[Asshat]

bowl of captain crunch and...

[ShIfTeD]

grabbed the fergalitious crump clown