5 word story...

[FOEone]

who look strangely like Cracka Smaka

[halo]

and some dude named chester...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

Who couldnt spell his penises...

[Msfyt]

suddenly, the rumble madness begins

[kamikaze]

when everyone starts killing each...

[ACE512]

for the cans they have

[Juggalo]

monkeyman came to the rescue

[ACE512]

with a rench in hand

[halo]

and demanded pigs left the...

[ACE512]

town or he would be

[Scuba]

fuckin michael myers in his...

[Juggalo]

little white housemobile car that

[kamikaze]

flew around the globe to...

[FOEone]

solve crimes around the world

[Juggalo]

but instead he bombed every

[NISE136]

every thing he could bomb...

[pSYKAOz]

wich was not much considering


why is it always about but sex and young girl rape?hahaha

[kamikaze]

he did not have any...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

thing to cut his penis..

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

with but a dildo so...

[the_uniBOMBER]

he gold plated the dildo.....

[ACE512]

with primer from home depot


















woohoooo!!! 100 post how cool is that lol

[FOEone]

***Can we go just a few pages without mentioning sodomy or genitalia? Just a challenge for you guys. A-a-a-a-a-and SCENE!

[crac]

witch he racked using a

[scottpeterson]

and then repeated three times..

[the_uniBOMBER]

flying silver fantastapotamus from calcutta..

[halo]

that was really cool because

[Msfyt]

pickels and icecream are prefect

[the_uniBOMBER]

for bombing and tagging the....

[SCAMSON]

back of your grandmas wheelchair...

[Scuba]

which smells like dog shit...

[FOEone]

Every time the pool boy...

[Scuba]

eats tacos and sits on...

[SCAMSON]

santas lap, asking for a...

[Scuba]

dildo to stick in his...

[mEsH]

old cans with paintrests before

[SCAMSON]

the rabi circumsizes everyone because..

[Scuba]

they have extremely large dicks...

[SCAMSON]

with foreskin like a sockpuppet

[clones]

but all girls love it...

[SCAMSON]

so they feed their goldfish..

[Scuba]

ecstacy and beer so that....

[SCAMSON]

when the mailman stops by....

[Scuba]

he can pull out his...

[FOEone]

glock and pump lead in...

[SCAMSON]

north american eskimos who rape..

[Scuba]

dirty bums who like to...

[SCAMSON]

drink milk from the milkmans...

[ASEN]

snort pilates while peeing on

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

a fat chick with huge

[ESNED]

pussy lips that looked like

[bilbo]

I toked a fat joint

[FOEone]

um...you dont really understand the concept of the 5 word story, do you Mr. Baggins?

[bilbo]

thats 5 words

[SCAMSON]

your supposed to flow with the story

[kamikaze]

***It is suppose to flow!**

that made me soooo high...

[bilbo]

o shit sry iam new to this whole thing

[kamikaze]

Start it over... and DONT MESS UP!

[FOEone]

Three days after Yom Kippur...

[SCAMSON]

gangsta rick when to the...

[FOEone]

used car lot, searching for...

[bilbo]

store to buy a big

[jade]

dildo for his gay friend

[FOEone]

***Wow. We managed to make it four whole posts without any references to homoeroticism, beastiality, or incest. Good job, guys.

[bilbo]

just then bob walked in

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

and exclaimed in a deep

[SCAMSON]

voice " george lucas is my....

[bilbo]

great great great grand father

[SCAMSON]

sike...favorite director" he joshed..

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

while picking the wedgy out

[panic]

of his snatch crease, which

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

wouldnt budge. he tried harder...

[SCAMSON]

but hes fingers got lodged...

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

he started to scream "ahhh!...

[SCAMSON]

my dick is reversable and

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

it wont come back out!

[the_uniBOMBER]

As hard as he tried

[bilbo]

then he choped it off

[the_uniBOMBER]

with a rusty razor blade

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

That came from his mouth

[ASEN]

so he said '' damn! I'm

[bilbo]

short in the pants now''

[Mr. pink]

he jumped onto a sharp

[the_uniBOMBER]

back behind the dumpster where...

[kamikaze]

she gave him some head....

[kndem]

suck your dick fat faggat

[SCAMSON]

he said after a cup...

[kamikaze]

hot milk, which he immediately

[AnicsOneLBK]

and he said this thread

[AnicsOneLBK]

is pointless and should be

[the_uniBOMBER]

open forever because it fuckin

[kamikaze]

goes on and on forever...

[Mr. President]

untill some little toy says.....

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

.."this thread Is SOOOO fukin gayzOrZ you duckun homofectuals HAHAHAH ThIS Is A StOoOoOpId ThreADd."...

[skan.nashville]

an then they get..

[SCAMSON]

raped by tyrone the black..

[skan.nashville]

...crack smokin fried dog eatin...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

bitch smackin' man rapin irritating....

[kamikaze]

like a fuckin little ass

[ASEN]

who cries when santa forgets

[Flaw_fsm]

to wipe his own ass

[Flaw_fsm]

(holy shit what a long thread)

[Adamo]

which smells like a big

[bilbo]

pile of dead cow guts

[ASEN]

eaten up shortly by rabid

[quacky the ducky]

horny fat platapus looking chubaka

[SCAMSON]

except chubaka is spelled chewbaca...

[Poem512]

when a killer dog stabbed. . .

[SCAMSON]

george bush senior with a..

[the_uniBOMBER]

sharpened tooth brush that has....

[Msfyt]

a large toe attached to

[ESNED]

his forehead dangling like

[Beef its whats for dinner]

^^^^ thats 4 words but ill add one for you


a floppy smelly small shrivled penis

[ESNED]

that was let to dry...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

on the bottom of the ocean... (sorry six words :( )

[ASEN]

and licked up lichen with

[zionpnk]

filled with Oily pussy juice :o

[Adamo]

that smelled like a big

[zionpnk]

PEANUT IN MY SHIT, ALONG

[SCAMSON]

an anal river of death...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

That god really pissed in

[zionpnk]

GEESPOTS MOUTH WITH A HOSE

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

....ok lets make a new one


One night i was bombing...

[zionpnk]

AND THE CANS KEPT RATTLING <_<

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

So then I played socom...

[Beef its whats for dinner]

and i shit my pants...

[Beef its whats for dinner]

when i felt something...

[Beef its whats for dinner]

crwal up my leg-n-bite my

[SCAMSON]

um technically thats 10 words...

(haha i still dropped five keep it goin )

[ASEN]

then started playin guitar wth

[crac]

both e strings missing so..

[ESNED]

he pulled the rest out

[dcite]

and it dropped onto the

[ESNED]

big giant red clowns foot

[dcite]

and you bet it stank..

[ESNED]

like old green moldy cheese...

[dcite]

from the month of september...

[Beef its whats for dinner]

1210 befor the founding fauthers...

[ESNED]

that made no sens so restart


bombing science is the bestest...

[Msfyt]

thing that ever happen to

[the_uniBOMBER]

the web since the phoneline...

[ESNED]

for sexoholics that arnt good...

[Mr. pink]

and people who suffer withdrawl . . . . . . .

[Nikon]

shoot up some more heroin...

[crac]

only if your a junkie

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

who likes to play with...

[AerusOne]

lots of big black cocks

[Adamo]

while tossing some salad that...

[FraggleRok]

remind's you of your ex-bitch

[Adamo]

who gave you sloppy head...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

for a nintynine cent burger.

[crac]

down at the mega-low mart

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

right next to the assylum....

[kamikaze]

which was very close to...

[ESNED]

getting raped by PYSKAYOS with....

[kamikaze]

his short penis while he...

[crac]

was, calling dence a toy

[ZONE]

who bitch slapped PYSKAYOS with (a)........

dunno if bitch slapped is one or two words

[crac]

can of krylon in his..

[ESNED]

hand, he sacked crac 100...

[Beef its whats for dinner]

billion times well he fucked...

(pyskayos i have no controll of what happens after this...)

[pSYKAOz]

with PSYKAOZ who killed his


(i was almost offended. then i noticed yall where talking bout psykaYOS... whoever the fuck that bitting toy is.... / sarcasm)

[ESNED]

enemy crac, which will die...

[Mister Elmo]

Psykaoz is a post whore...

[pocket_change]

who likes to shake hands...

[M0De7]

with a large orange penis

[Mister Elmo]

The penis eats swiss cheese...

[pSYKAOz]

youre all obsessed with penis

[the_uniBOMBER]

except unibomber who dances with....

[stak]

the d for the drugs

[pocket_change]

back to the penis topic

[crac]

dence sucks his own cock

[Ravek]

and poos out his ear

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

and when he does it...

[crac]

and cums in his own face

[pSYKAOz]

while drinking cum and beer

there your fav subject haha

[crac]

he forces cans in his..

[pocket_change]

rectum to poop out later...

[Adamo]

so he can use them...

[crac]

to cross out pieces that...

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

look like shit because there....

[ViKn]

Done by Giant monkeys who....

[Mister Elmo]

Eat lots of Chips Ahoy...

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

and then hit there heads...

[Mister Elmo]

With humungous blow-up penises that...

[pSYKAOz]

penis vagina fuck cunt blowjob

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

that was named Earl, he...

[miklo]

took a crap near the...

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

hippo cage, but the hippos...

[ViKn]

were on fire so i...

[miklo]

grabed some cans and painted...

[miklo]

water to put the fire....

[ViKn]

Out, but while you were....

[miklo]

VOLENTLY MASTERBATEING ON THE COUCH

[*Baozone*]

and given me head too....

[miklo]

the hippo's green ears bacame....

[ESNED]

small like crac small dick...

[ViKn]

which looks like a ripe.....

[pSYKAOz]

hair ready for the plucking

[BeMo]

then the elephant relized he.......

[pSYKAOz]

was to fat to hump

[jade]

so he wacked off to

[pSYKAOz]

the bs forums 5 word

[jade]

story topic, and realized that

[the_uniBOMBER]

his favourite color was silver....

[Adamo]

and pink which was a...

[the_uniBOMBER]

dope color scheme with which......

[ESNED]

esned was to use 2morrow..

[Mr. President]

while bombin on a wall.....

[the_uniBOMBER]

that was surrounded by hobos....

[Mr. President]

that were completely ass naked....

[pSYKAOz]

and loved dope color combos

[Adamo]

and whack handstyles that are...

[ViKn]

also silver and pink, so...

[kosmo1ne]

...he loved them so much...

[ESNED]

he did A HUNDRED then...

[ESNED]

he bumped the page up...

[ViKn]

which caused epileptic seizures, so......

[Mister Elmo]

A cow said, "Holy fuck..."

[Adamo]

while the rhino yelled out...

[ESNED]

i love the beef in...

[pocket_change]

12 ounce forums because they

[Beef its whats for dinner]

suck my harry balls and

[ESNED]

my left side nipple that...

[katsumoto]

you can touch go ahead...

[ESNED]

and feel free to do...

[acteh]

yeah fell free...
loll whut u guys are talking avbout?? :unsure:

[ESNED]

????????????????? u just messed it up start again.

acteh is a bitch cause...

[KEDARONER]

Originally posted by ESNED@May 19 2004, 05:40 AM
and feel free to do...
whatever ya want with there..

[ESNED]

hands and lips and ofcourse...

[KEDARONER]

there little thing betwen there...

[pSYKAOz]

like that piece of stinking

[canaru]

pie that got burned and

[Zhero]

sold to the president of

[BeMo]

Of the United Kingdoms who.......

[pSYKAOz]

sells farts for 10 pence

[KEDARONER]

just to see if they...

[Adamo]

will ever go out of....

[BeMo]

the hole where they have.......

[ESNED]

peed is where they will...

[katsumoto]

drink their self silly drunk...

[ESNED]

then pee there again with...

[pSYKAOz]

abit more pee cuz theres

[ESNED]

a bum laying there that...

[Msfyt]

smokes clovers and old gum

[ESNED]

that shouted at sobmob cause

[katsumoto]

he wanted to get high...

[pSYKAOz]

so he jacked off katty

[pocket_change]

but it didnt last long...

[pSYKAOz]

cuz it wasnt long to