5 word story...

[kila]

and jerked off a elephants......

[kl0x]

Originally posted by kila@Dec 21 2006, 05:50 PM
and jerked off a elephants......
and realized that its not...

[EKE]

Really Shapd Like A Twinkie

[kila]

so he decide that he.......

[[NESTER]]

will jerk off legless goats....

[oblivios]

while eating out lesbain monkeys

[revolt92]

After that he decided to...

[kila]

fuck a cow in the.......

[sasquad]

head

[kila]

Originally posted by sasquad@Dec 22 2006, 06:57 PM
head
Leave this fuckin forum ok. better yet leave bombing science right now. read the fukin title 5 WORD STORY. and your post doesn;t even make sense. LEAVE

[EKE]

Dark alley behind McDonalds with...

[jinx671]

a bigmac and some bitches..

[minor crimes]

then cope 2 came along

[G - Wahl]

And bombed the whole building

[NiL]

With his rocket luncher thingo..

[G - Wahl]

Nah, it was spray paint.

[sketch3]

naa,it was a bazzoka

[*LoST*]

but then he grabbed a...

[kermet_1]

homeless hooker and started screaming

[LilTripEihtNine]

bitch wheres my fuccin money

[paint fumes have rotted my brain]

but she ate it so....

[jinx671]

i cracked her jaw and

[bigbomba']

gauged out her eyes with .....

[revolt92]

a pizza cutter i found....

[sketch3]

in your towns local vomittorium

[bigbomba']

under the blood stained shelf....

[DiStOrTiOn]

by the bloody disembodied breasts...

[molotow_15]

what came to life and

[bigbomba']

packaged in tiedye ziplock bag

[Bazer]

that i took home with me.

[sketch3]

for some err....................... PESONAL use

[bed.]

and I busted a nut...

[textathief]

all over my nans bed

[SpLiTbomber]

while she slept in it

[Asshat]

she snored louder than a...

[sketch3]

vibrator ecoing inside huge pussy

[G - Wahl]

kinda like a jack hammer

[bigbomba']

but she is a midget so.....

[Slomoe]

it hurt just a bit

[[NESTER]]

so he went to go...

[Flash_One]

have a shit even though...

[Asshat]

the toilets on the ceiling...

[molotow_15]

diarrea running down the walls..

[ras]

micheal jackson licks it off...

[kila]

and then yells, kids where

[bigbomba']

are my pants at who....

[minor crimes]

argues with anyone who touches ....

[bed.]

their fucking electronic nipple clips....

[bigbomba']

would be violated by a

[Slomoe]

hamster in a baby pool...

[the goke]

that wants to go to

[molotow_15]

beat his meat really hard..

[Asshat]

to a girls gone wild...

[molotow_15]

tha girl was myfts and..

[minor crimes]

eat kebabs at the local ...

[Cham]

park. After awhile the chafing....

[jinx671]

:lol: what the fuck is chafing

[jinx671]

i shit in her face..

[jinx671]

and she chafed it like

[sketch3]

ur a retard, story continues




(im sorry its 5 words,and he is preatty dumb)

[Asshat]

Luke Skywalker's buttbitch's name was

[PricE]

Luke Skywalker, then odor came..............................

[hmmm...]

and told him to lick..

[sketch3]

and suck his big............................................... ..................................
























.................................................. .....................................lightsaber

[Lunatic]

and badly burn his mouth

[Rust.905]

She was ten times better.

[crac]

at suckin lightsaber's then anyone...

[ras]

Ras makes a joint as..

[imported_big_boss]

the ice cream starts melting...

[alive]

then alive rolls a blunt.

[ras]

but the ice cream drips..

[Asshat]

all over the fat blunt...

[ras]

then britney spears cums over

[Asshat]

her redneck shithead ex husband..

[ras]

who then buys a lrg..

[Beef.Its.Whats.For.Dinner]

(HAHA LIKE BACK IN THE DAY :D:D)

and goes to a shitter...

[What Happened to the Letters?]

and double deckers that shit!

[N-It]

What happens next could be...

[jinx671]

sketch3 sucking lightsabers and dieing


(all jokes no offense bitch..)

[Asshat]

Because of Jinx's horridsmelling armpits

[sketch3]

aleast i know chafing means

[Slomoe]

an itchy rash on your...

[jinx671]

moms penis came from asshat :lol:


( :huh: good for you. i knew what it meant idiot. i just never here it often.stfu ;) )

[Beef.Its.Whats.For.Dinner]

because he has crabs, Ha!

[jez]

then i went crazy and

[Beef.Its.Whats.For.Dinner]

puked my fucken guts out..
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c226/Jezuhlyn/1.gif

[ELDORADO]

this isn't a good story...

[ras]

because emo shit ruined it....

* cough * sick disgusting women puking out guts.. <_< * cough *

[Asshat]

Originally posted by jinx671@Jan 8 2007, 11:53 AM
moms penis came from asshat :lol:


( :huh: good for you. i knew what it meant idiot. i just never here it often.stfu ;) )
better to give than recieve

[Slomoe]

the wise man told me

[Asshat]

molasses cookies taste like fried...

[ras]

cliterus&#39;s ( sp ) with added yoke with...

[Asshat]

more molasses cookies that smell...

[Slomoe]

like grapefruit in bacon grease

[C-money fresh!]

with bread and cannibutter

[Asshat]

spread on the molasses cookies

[C-money fresh!]

and a fresh rail on the side

[Asshat]

also tastes like molasses cookies

[bed.]

but then the bitch went...

[Asshat]

to bake some molasses cookies

[jinx671]

then she gave them to

[Asshat]

some professional molasses cookie tasters

[Cham]

whome consumed them with milk

[jinx671]

mixed with pimp juice and

[Asshat]

fresh chocolate chip molasses cookies

[jinx671]

topped with sprinkles of crack

[Asshat]

for better tasting molasses cookies

[imported_big_boss]

then we ate them and

[yoda]

smoked a pound of dope

[yoda]

until are eyes dripped blood

[ras]

and fingered cassie then fried..

[Asshat]

some more fresh molasses cookies

[What Happened to the Letters?]

dumped in molasses cookie batter?

[C-money fresh!]

mixed with cannibutter and pure mdma (mmmmmmmmmm)

[Asshat]

then i ate molasses cookies...

[What Happened to the Letters?]

and i discovered your fetish for molasses cookie pot pie and chrysler station wagons

[Beef.Its.Whats.For.Dinner]

WELL LETS START OVER BECAUSE OF THAT FUCK...,&#33;&#33;^^^^

He has a GAY SIG...

[Asshat]

(skip beef for dinner)

its actually a pontiac logan...

[explosivo_420]

what the fuck is that?

[yoda]

word to your mother, brother B)

[kicklip9634]

sex in the bath tub

[explosivo_420]

better than The Man undercover

[yoda]

is what my momma said

[imported_big_boss]

while I was gettin head

[C-money fresh!]

as i was eating fuckin SNICKERDOODLE COOKIES&#33;


(shits is bangin)

[AKalien]

while my cunt turned blue

[Asshat]

form eating bunk molasses cookies

[AKalien]

that came from my asshole

[bombingwalls420]

which tasted like pussy juice.

[explosivo_420]

that had been saved forever

[sketch3]

and ever and ever and

[explosivo_420]

then spoiled with salmanola infectstation

[Kaze]

Cock up my bum hole

[bombingwalls420]

which people like very much.

[iDylan123]

but not enough to like...

[C-money fresh!]

boredom44&#39;s art or anything else

[Syn_one]

like slapping your friends mom

[C-money fresh!]

i just blazed a fattass


(bowl)

[Rogue]

which tasted like shit tacos

[Syn_one]

with a side of crapola

[C-money fresh!]

and a spicy chicken burrito from taco bell

[Rogue]

which tasted like tasy shit

[Syn_one]

that creeped me out alot

[C-money fresh!]

like the boogieman does

[Rogue]

when he rapes young boys

[Syn_one]

just like Micheal Jackson does

[Rogue]

at the neverland ranch,which

[sketch3]

is were ur sons stayed

[SCOPE2]

because he had to go

[Rogue]

to Happy Time Harry Summercamp

[kent]

where he got brain cancer

[yoda]

treatment and died shortly after

[Dep56]

he jumped off a building

[C-money fresh!]

and flew awayon mystical dragonwings


(i actualy made it 5 words this time)

[really poor]

which is really fucken gay&#33;&#33;&#33;

[sketch3]

only if ur a fag

[revolt92]

What are we on about

[>SM!7K<]

We Be on that Kryptonite.

[Rogue]

and that tasty california weed

[Dep56]

" drugs are for fags" he...

[mATTACK!]

I really hate straight edge

[alive]

and straight edge people preaching

[Rogue]

like those TRUTH teenage fags

[C-money fresh!]

they bitches im mookin right now


(mookin isnt a real word i made it 5 again)

[Rogue]

who have cunt tatoos

[Mekr4]

and smelly pubic hair regions

[TylerDurden]

and like to smoke crack

[yoda]

and then shoot up clorox

[-M-]

and take a big shit

[yoda]

on chinese peoples oily faces

[C-money fresh!]

and fly away on mystical dragon wings

[iwritebasic]

with cans in his backpack

[Rogue]

and he sprayed walls with

[YUMI27]

his Urine, except when his

[really poor]

dick was hard and wanted

[Church]

a good wank to

[YUMI27]

get that "ink" flowing like

[anarchy]

a garden hose in a

[yoda]

marijuana plantation in my backyard

[sika_2002]

bitch come gimme some head

[explosivo_420]

i rather reply to marijuana

[YUMI27]

Said the Doped-up She-hag wearing...
1 2 3 4 5

[yoda]

a back-pack full of kylons

[Beef.Its.Whats.For.Dinner]

that look fucken sweet when...

[Billburg]

he droped them by me

[Bretto]

i picked them up then

[Stinky]

consumed a delicious hot pocket

[tremulant]

which gave me explosive diarrhea

[-GEKS-]

that got on the walls

[Mekr4]

on page tree-tirty-tree

[tremulant]

of the complete banana encyclopedia.

[Malicious artist]

I HAVE TO PEE BADLY

[pompous]

because of various bladder disorders

[minor crimes]

that resulted in cancer infections

[sketch3]

from sleeping with dead wombats

[peng.2]

now i have no penis

[sketch3]

cuss wonbats hate your lovestick

[Coco Puffs are for Coocoos]

and they stole my milk

[mag.oner]

and then crapped their pants

[Lunatic]

because the milk was fucking...

[sketch3]

there mums wombat milk.wich

[Kaze]

aerosal imagery and nicotine dreams

[tremulant]

could not stop the huge

[peng.2]

hand for the cavitity search

[explosivo_420]

like those nasty nighty porns

[explosivo_420]

...........................

[SpLiTbomber]

in spanish with english subtitles

[yoda]

that i masterbate to everynight

[SpLiTbomber]

every night is two words...

[Kao.Ali]

But then it wouldnt work...

[explosivo_420]

and you&#39;d be banned forever

[EsKoNeR!!]

never to be seen again.

[explosivo_420]

under snow esko boards on

[EsKoNeR!!]

snow isnt anywhere near explosivo

[Cham]

but its here in prescott.

[EsKoNeR!!]

Cham, Explosivo, and Esk are

[Cham]

fucking ruling the threads this

[EsKoNeR!!]

night, or morning, depending on

[explosivo_420]

where the fuck you are&#33;

[EsKoNeR!!]

It is cold outside and

[explosivo_420]

im going to sleep night

[Cham]

I can&#39;t fuckin sleep but

[G - Wahl]

i&#39;ll just take these pills

[Cham]

so I popped some thizz

[G - Wahl]

then i fell right asleep

[anarchy]

but i really wasnt asleep

[EsKoNeR!!]

or was i? Noone will

[Detour]

ever no because im a

[EsKoNeR!!]

large lying kangaroo without a

[shifty_ruc]

a gat to blast the

[EsKoNeR!!]

ridiculously oversized zoo handler in

[Cham]

his busted fucking dome section.

[EsKoNeR!!]

I need to go to

[Cham]

sleep so I can gat

[C-money fresh!]

more untireded when i (wake up)

[EsKoNeR!!]

That made no sense but

[purik1]

chronic is tasey and delicious

[yoda]

crack is bitter and exciting

[bobo9827]

so i go buy bud

[G - Wahl]

drugs are just plain dumb

[N.O.T.E]

"Not Really.." said the kid

[Short Ethiopian Kid]

i just ate some xanax

[AteskOne]

and then i hit puberty...

[bobo9827]

so i sung a song

[yoda]

to my imaginary friend that

[purik1]

loved to shoot up heroin

[Ratikoner]

and smoke crack with my

[maLLe]

incredibly large set of




(fuck 5)

[explosivo_420]

dinner time crack smoking utensils

[snap_pxc]

mlaaaaah they were free boiiiiiii