5 word story...

[explosivo_420]

and you'd be banned forever

[EsKoNeR!!]

never to be seen again.

[explosivo_420]

under snow esko boards on

[EsKoNeR!!]

snow isnt anywhere near explosivo

[Cham]

but its here in prescott.

[EsKoNeR!!]

Cham, Explosivo, and Esk are

[Cham]

fucking ruling the threads this

[EsKoNeR!!]

night, or morning, depending on

[explosivo_420]

where the fuck you are!

[EsKoNeR!!]

It is cold outside and

[explosivo_420]

im going to sleep night

[Cham]

I can't fuckin sleep but

[G - Wahl]

i'll just take these pills

[Cham]

so I popped some thizz

[G - Wahl]

then i fell right asleep

[anarchy]

but i really wasnt asleep

[EsKoNeR!!]

or was i? Noone will

[Detour]

ever no because im a

[EsKoNeR!!]

large lying kangaroo without a

[shifty_ruc]

a gat to blast the

[EsKoNeR!!]

ridiculously oversized zoo handler in

[Cham]

his busted fucking dome section.

[EsKoNeR!!]

I need to go to

[Cham]

sleep so I can gat

[C-money fresh!]

more untireded when i (wake up)

[EsKoNeR!!]

That made no sense but

[purik1]

chronic is tasey and delicious

[yoda]

crack is bitter and exciting

[bobo9827]

so i go buy bud

[G - Wahl]

drugs are just plain dumb

[N.O.T.E]

"Not Really.." said the kid

[Short Ethiopian Kid]

i just ate some xanax

[AteskOne]

and then i hit puberty...

[bobo9827]

so i sung a song

[yoda]

to my imaginary friend that

[purik1]

loved to shoot up heroin

[Ratikoner]

and smoke crack with my

[maLLe]

incredibly large set of




(fuck 5)

[explosivo_420]

dinner time crack smoking utensils

[snap_pxc]

mlaaaaah they were free boiiiiiii

[Asshat]

but he stole them anyway...

[explosivo_420]

so security chased him out

[gcrolla]

but tripped and broke his

[zono-one]

winkle tinkle... then a big

[SCOPE2]

gang banger came and shot

[D Snif]

..his pink tea-cup poodle..



(im not gay)

[G - Wahl]

then the poodle reseructed iteself..




(i am gay)

[[breakout]-azer]

and shot itself in the

[sens1]

in his ass hole. so

[zono-one]

i came along and done ....

[AimoOne]

him up the ass then

[[breakout]-azer]

him up the shitter and

[React!]

then i sucked his hairy...

[bobo9827]

leg hairs and cried about

[EsKoNeR!!]

realizing his knuckles were in

[C-money fresh!]

gut,.. way down my throat

[EsKoNeR!!]

lived a small creature named

[React!]

..EsKoNeR he was a ugly

[[breakout]-azer]

pubic hair eating rat that

[SBOMBS]

sbombs wouldnt give a fuk

[[breakout]-azer]

about because the are complete

[nero122]

smelly apes that like to

[[breakout]-azer]

run and run from a

[snap_pxc]

ape raping donky sodomizing alligator

[[breakout]-azer]

who fucks his best freinds'

[nero122]

long black hairy ............. wiener dog

[yoda]

in the middle of the

[[breakout]-azer]

starts a mass riot in

[React!]

...gay-bar where they take dick...

[[breakout]-azer]

up the ass for fun

[Mar1-What.Cops?]

oh wow absolutly no comment.....

[AteskOne]

^^cause i'm also a fagget

[explosivo_420]

unlike the kid above me

[React!]

^ .... I am not a homosexual..
___
starts a mass riot in.. gay-bar where they take dick... up the ass for fun.
LMFAO THAT WAS FUNNY

[[breakout]-azer]

most people wouldn't agree so....

[AteskOne]

because React took Mar1-What.Cops's virginity.... :lol:

[[breakout]-azer]

and also took ateskone's to...

[AteskOne]

you are cold as ice

[[breakout]-azer]

it called a story its

[EsKoNeR!!]

making no sense when the

[i eat pringles]

the lady rips your ballsac..

[SBOMBS]

AND THROWS EM IN DA

[SpLiTbomber]

heart shaped cookie cutter in

[EsKoNeR!!]

the back of krispy creme.

[anarchy]

truck with a guy getting

[Sentile]

Hippos with big sliver bottoms

[React!]

and dicks up his ass...


lol

[EsKoNeR!!]

The story suddenly turned homosexual

[explosivo_420]

so I'll CTRL ALT DELETE

[hella_greasy]

and melt my PC for

[ShIfTeD]

shifteds stash of sugar shack

[EsKoNeR!!]

that really is just a

[ShIfTeD]

pile of nasty mortan salt

[Lunatic]

with naked down syndrome midgets

[ShIfTeD]

with this one faggot scope2

[EsKoNeR!!]

who loved to run along

[React!]

the city and spread aids...

lol

[EsKoNeR!!]

to the midgets who have

[yoda]

dirty asses because no tissue

[React!]

was able to clean ther...

[bobo9827]

tiny hairy butt holes so..

[React!]

they had to got to..
___
this shit is hilarious keep postin guys lol

[[breakout]-azer]

penis enlargement clinic were they

[>riseone<]

ate spagetti hoops and smoked...

[SpLiTbomber]

cannabis resin out of bagpipes

[okouais]

until they saw a fking

[bobo9827]

whopping 10 pound bag of

[SpLiTbomber]

fresh country crunk cranberry juice

[Sumoe]

that they really wanted to...

[Bluedev]

check this new Graffiti video @ DrippyInk (http://cellc.atw.hu)

[Kayone707]

^You killed it mother fucker

[React!]

lol woord why would he post it here!? anyways i'll continue with wa Sume said

Sume: that they really wanted to...

Me: drink so that there little...

read the post b4 to understand wa the midgets were gonna drink lmfao this is hilarious....

[peng.2]

tiny pudgy bellies will explode...

[Asshat]

from all the little debbies...

[explosivo_420]

that the factory could produce

[okouais]

to eventually be able to

[snap_pxc]

solve world hunger with pastries

[SBOMBS]

made from their crap wich

[mag.oner]

also tasted scrumpious and delightful

[SpLiTbomber]

like fresh poon juice from

[snap_pxc]

a underage Guacamolian street whore

[React!]

that loves butt pleasures while..

[AteskOne]

burning children with hot irons...

[snap_pxc]

Just to watch them suffer.....

[SBOMBS]

and beg on their kneas

[Asshat]

while sucking fat bald guys...

[AteskOne]

who smell of sweaty ass

[Mia305]

ashy toe cuticles which...

[meatsnacks]

snowed like a Buffalo winter

[React!]

the bald men also loved...

[AteskOne]

having sharp objects placed in

[EsKoNeR!!]

placed in their pink socks

[AteskOne]

underneath their yellow sandals which

[SBOMBS]

jus squashed a magggot infested

[explosivo_420]

white puss on my shoes

[Apple pie]

Today I Shit in Catmouth!

[Apple pie]

And it pissed on a.....

[ShIfTeD]

girl with only one titty

[Sumoe]

but with four ass cheeks..

[EAB]

who liked to eat meanstreaks

[ShIfTeD]

that absolutely no one respects.

[fuqqdiqq]

becuase she also sticks them..

[Sumoe]

into a certain small crevice...

[AteskOne]

loacted in her neck fat...

[plane06]

fuck haters and fuck you....

[Apple pie]

''fuck haters and fuck you!'' the neck fat replied...

[React!]

the meanstreak repiled "suck my...

[AteskOne]

nuts this topic turned gay"...

thank you plane for being a retard. many support your kind with things like the special olympics in attempts to make you feel special and feel like you fit in...i personally feel it fit that you should be burned alive at birth.

[Rusto Crack addicts]

Suddenly her cell phone rang

[Billburg]

Hey, it was donald trump

[EAB]

Um... Your fucking fired hoe.

[WritinG_SPIRIT]

Phone hangs up, click-

Rings again...

Donald Trump:

"Nahhh, i'm just playin' wit chu"

[vman]

"just kidding bitch, your fired"

[snap_pxc]

"Dont fuck with the Trump".......

[SBOMBS]

what hapened wit'em midgets??

[React!]

lmfao it all got fucked up by plane anyways ima start a new one

"And then there was a..."

[AteskOne]

termite that feasted on flesh...

[React!]

of children under ten years..

[WritinG_SPIRIT]

one of them was REACT!

[React!]

the other was a oriental..

[React!]

little chickenhead named Writing Spirit...

[WritinG_SPIRIT]

and check freestyle forums bitch!

[WritinG_SPIRIT]

now you're being racist dummy

[Stinky]

Eat some soup now please.

[Apple pie]

YUCK!! theres hair in it....

[South-Pole]

so eat something else and

[React!]

try tha cat fried rice..

[MaNiaK]

it dont taste of pussy...

[explosivo_420]

like my mouth from yesterday

[AteskOne]

but then i remember that...


you faggets made it suck.
attemptin to set this thread in the right direction again.

[yoda]

eat shit and die bitch!

[Dream Creation]

i shouted at my teacher...

[AteskOne]

after yoda tasted my cock...

[ShIfTeD]

and threw up some kittens

[React!]

the kittens were covered in...

[yoda]

atesk's moms sour pussy juice.

[yoda]

the kittens died from disease.

[React!]

then ressurected into zombies that...

[sketch3]

couldnt grasp the 5-word story

[sketch3]

like yoda.stop double posting

[sketch3]

it kills the point of

[sketch3]

this thread, see wat i mean.
u have to wait for a reply not say the next bit urself,or its no fun.

sory to the others new story



once upon a time in

[React!]

Originally posted by React!@Mar 15 2007, 03:57 PM
then ressurected into zombies that...
fuck that continue from here

[AteskOne]

liked to hump people's legs

[Apple pie]

until there legs fall off

[AnteUp]

and buy extra large condom

[AteskOne]

which they used to suffocate

[explosivo_420]

big headed fools who front

[bigbomba']

like old school ganster, but........

[Pegasus]

have small penis syndrome because

[EKE]

they took too many steriods

[Pegasus]

while trying to achieve the

[nase7]

biggest cock flop the world..

[AteskOne]

has ever witnessed accourding to

[Pegasus]

the guinness world records at

[explosivo_420]

negative zero size measurement bitch

[EKE]

said an angry old man

[14nick]

who was ACTUALLY.

[EKE]

a convicted pedaphile who liked

[14nick]

little boys dipped in

[Lunatic]

using five words secret sauce.

[explosivo_420]

chocolate crispy cookies covered completely

[The OnE aND OnLY NeS]

in your momz pussy juice...

[bobo9827]

which smelt like fishy garbage

[mojost]

and was an odd colour

[explosivo_420]

but thats least of worries

[febis]

cause she had the clap

[CIFILONE]

there was a fat dude...

[Oink.]

Originally posted by CIFILONE@Apr 2 2007, 04:08 PM
there was a fat dude...
he mounted the dog and

[G-Fat]

he quickly came all over

[Citizin]

your asian sisters left tit.

[AteskOne]

who was coincidentally standing next...

[PainFulOne]

^to used mammal sauce butter...

[daSkaM]

to the big strip joint

[AteskOne]

Originally posted by PainFulOne@Apr 2 2007, 08:23 PM
^to used mammal sauce butter...
made from a million young

[MaNiaK]

paint fresh on my tips

[explosivo_420]

thats cool im gonna shit

(p-ce)

[bobo9827]

all over your bathroom walls

[MaNiaK]

and wipe on your face

[Hask420]

some soap cause you have

[bobo9827]

mad acne on your face

[SpLiTbomber]

like puss filled polka dots

[peng.2]

which is fun to pop

[ESKE one]

then lick my fingers afterward

[MightyOrFloeOne]

till nothings left and then....

[Wilt]

stick them up your hole

[bobo9827]

and twist until it hurts

[[breakout]-azer]

and u are screaming because

[Hask420]

jemal from D-block came to

[[breakout]-azer]

eat him with ketchup and

[Excalibur]

Kill him with his bones

[[breakout]-azer]

which are coverd in paint

[migotti]

the blood splatters in tags

[Aven]

making the art seem alive

[Apple pie]

yet seemingly dead they appeard

[C-money fresh!]

and for fuckssake im stoned

[anarchy]

cause MFPC smokes dat crazy

[bobo9827]

mad danky shit that causes

[sketch13]

them to start seizuring and

[bobo9827]

fall to the floor and

[sketch13]

start foaming from the mouth

[anarchy]

because the cotton mouth is

[Cham]

unbearable and can only be

[sketch13]

removed with more DANK because

[Cham]

dank is as dank does.

[sketch13]

and nothing could ever replace

[Cham]

that funny feeling you get

[sketch13]

when rolling a fatty and

[bobo9827]

a bong on the side

[anie 1]

with a shot of skotch