5 word story...

[sketch13]

a horny big assed midget

[EsKoNeR!!]

with tiny feet that were

[[breakout]-azer]

hairy and coated in shit

[[breakout]-azer]

and the midget then

[chase one]

later that day i....

[EsKoNeR!!]

the inside of my smelly

[sheistbugzNY]

asscheek, so i then took

[EsKoNeR!!]

a ladle, and began to

[Wilt]

rape my self analy and

[sheistbugzNY]

than saw a ugly ass

[EsKoNeR!!]

that looked as though it

[Wilt]

Got a ladel shoved up

[sheistbugzNY]

and then all of a

[explosivo_420]

on the road with fog

[ZONE]

i had to get laid

[migotti]

wow was her pussy wet

[cirus905]

Ate a ham cheese sandwich

[neuk]

then slapped the bitch

[explosivo_420]

code of the streets bitch

[Wilt]

said I as I stroked

[sheistbugzNY]

the sweet tenderloin in half

[reka one]

that took a huge poop...

[ESKE one]

on her chest it smelt

[bobo9827]

like funky doodoo as if

[MaNiaK]

got two tickets last night

[[breakout]-azer]

to a gay parade party

[Aven]

where they will butt fuck

[bobo9827]

and your parents will see

[C-money fresh!]

c-money fresh high as hell

[bobo9827]

so he is tweakin hard

[sheistbugzNY]

and then you notice that

[ScapeGoat]

your legs have gone missing...

[Cham]

so you go on a

[bobo9827]

mission to kill bitches who

[Cham]

talk back and steal legs.

[14nick]

Because this on time in

[[breakout]-azer]

was onli there because it

[bobo9827]

lame and garbage like so

[AteskOne]

everyone was speaking incoherently so...

completely skippin the last 3 posts cause they make absolutely no sense.

[schnitz]

he sucked on his dick

[bobo9827]

yeah that one dude fucked it up, but i still tried adding stuff. but anyways..

until he was gonna skeet

[peng.2]

all over his face until

[Aven]

he could no longer see

[bobo9827]

the tv which he was

[Aven]

watching porn on while nude

[alive]

damn yall are mad gay

[Aven]

Originally posted by alive@Apr 15 2007, 10:30 PM
damn yall are mad gay
DAMN YALL ARE MAD INSECURE

[neuk]

DON'T SWEAT WEED'S A CURE!

new song..


heres a story about a lady

[MaNiaK]

she named her dildo betty

[C-money fresh!]

cuz she was high like c-money

[ODonthesetrees]

who cant count to five

[bobo9827]

so bobo gave him bud

[C-money fresh!]

who says FUCK YALL *****S

[bobo9827]

and bitch slaps a whore

[C-money fresh!]

"get back in the kitchen!!!.....

[illin]

parking lot rubberless skeet what.

[bobo9827]

this shit always get fucked up, so ill restart.

there once was this girl

[sobeit]

that had a loose vagina

[Pegasus]

and hated all graff writers

[RemoZ]

Cause *****s killed her Family

[bobo9827]

so she got revenge by

[RemoZ]

Hiring a Ninja Buff Squad

[EsKoNeR!!]

to eliminate any threat to

[[breakout]-azer]

her loose vagina and her

[RemoZ]

Being Harmed by the Bombers

[anie 1]

In and out they thrusted

[bobo9827]

as she screams for help

[EsKoNeR!!]

from the ridiculously shaped people

[bobo9827]

who tried to assult her

[*MNR*]

to hear the gang rape

[bobo9827]

but no one is near

[*MNR*]

because everyone is out paintin

[EsKoNeR!!]

or are they really doing

[bobo9827]

drugs because its 420 or

[dripz]

They could be slanging it

[*MNR*]

to make that cash money

[bobo9827]

so she can buy her

[*MNR*]

a vibrator so he can..

[EsKoNeR!!]

tickle her pinky toes like

[*MNR*]

a weirdo that wants to

[EsKoNeR!!]

take a hottub filled with

[*MNR*]

strawberries and whipped cream to

[dripz]

To get cha freak on

[*MNR*]

with a girl who just....

[explosivo_420]

loves my presence right now

[EsKoNeR!!]

and love my fork in

[levans]

her earholes because she gets...

[bobo9827]

mad horny after doing all

[Sier]

wont shut up and is

[ekin]

tired and wants a smoke

[EsKoNeR!!]

WHat the fuck? do you

[GEE-DOT-ONE]

think i freebase my coke?

[*MNR*]

While i go out and..

[sobeit]

... fuck anything that has legs...

[bobo9827]

"fuck this shit" she said

[*MNR*]

as i cock slap her

[GEE-DOT-ONE]

and cum in her eye

[xXSARSXx]

then i painted a fat

[bobo9827]

big ass throw up

[SBOMBS]

on the tramps kitchen wall

[flclnaruto1213]

like a Penis puddin sailor

[bobo9827]

so later that day she

[*MNR*]

killed herself cuz i said...

[Cham]

she was a worthless whore.

[*MNR*]

So at the funeral i...

[Wutchoogonnadoo?]

got out my vagina lips but

[*MNR*]

no one was there to

[Wutchoogonnadoo?]

insert there tounge inside untill

[*MNR*]

the dead girls mom came...

[GEE-DOT-ONE]

and thats when i came

[*MNR*]

and beat her pussy raw

[GEE-DOT-ONE]

then i took a dump...

[bobo9827]

on her chest while her

[*MNR*]

husband enjoyed watching it because..

[AteskOne]

he had a foot fetish...

[*MNR*]

and likes watching his wife..

[sketch13]

ram her feet in another....

[AteskOne]

eggplant like the one they

[*MNR*]

grew next to their weed..

[sketch13]

which they cross bread with...

[*MNR*]

an opium plant which they

[sketch13]

made into some kickass weed

[peng.2]

and the next day they

[EsKoNeR!!]

went to the dollar store

[bobo9827]

and bought some tic tacs

[GEE-DOT-ONE]

because dog sperm smells funky

[*MNR*]

and looks like a crazy

[GEE-DOT-ONE]

asian hooker giving hand jobs.....

[AIP]

that only charged you if

[GEE-DOT-ONE]

you had a tatoo of.....

[addict0n3]

a cock on your ass...

[14nick]

beacuse this one time she

[bobo9827]

had this client who had

[sobeit]

... a cock in his ass...

[*MNR*]

and she made him go....

[anie 1]

stick a cock up her ass

[Game905]

and she yells real crazy

[bobo9827]

cause shes in mad pain

[DeproOne]

becuuse of cock in ass

[bobo9827]

so she tells him to

[JackJill]

Go bring her cotton candy

[AIP]

when he next comes to..

[JackJill]

A wizard that wisely advises

[bobo9827]

him not to see the

[AIP]

the lady again or else

[DeproOne]

his balls will disappear and

[bountyhunter113]

dick cheney will bone them

[bobo9827]

up the butt until they

[unify260]

turn black and swell up

[*MNR*]

then come out your mouth

[AIP]

when u are least expecting..

[BariS]

to be agressively violated suddenly

[bobo9827]

george bush pops out of

[*MNR*]

your asshole and says he's..

[unify260]

gunna smoke meth and rape

[sobeit]

... a monkey aka condoleeza rice...

[bobo9827]

so the next day some

[*MNR*]

bitch came over and slapped

[G-Fat]

a kid with down syndrome...

[Citizin]

was sittin on a rainbow

[Mr.Feenie]

While sucking on some penis

[bobo9827]

so then some guy yelled

[Citizin]

"There's some midgets after me"!

[EsKoNeR!!]

Then a large piece of

[inert]

dog shit fell on him

[unify260]

and fuked up his 59/50

[bobo9827]

so he went home and

[Sumoe]

smoked mad weed and then...

[inert]

he fucked a fat chick

[AIP]

until his mom walked in

[bobo9827]

as the fat chick left

[unify260]

the mom snacthed her up

[bobo9827]

and said "you fat hoe"

[deads]

..."give me mah money betch"

[Degausserr x]

... and so the fat chick ...

[top5ive]

dropped to her knees and...

[MooMooTheMoose]

got huge bruises on her...

[G-Fat]

vaginal area, suddenly a tranny

[La Coka Nostra]

got butt ass naked and...

[SBOMBS]

rapped that lil faggot up

[cast LI]

like that one christmas when...

[top5ive]

grandpa got drunk and.....

[bobo9827]

pulled his pants down and

[La Coka Nostra]

ran a train on granny

[explosivo_420]

yeah take this cope 2

[toke_wdc]

I smoked a fat doobie.

[ESKE one]

then took a fat doodie

[explosivo_420]

from your fucking weak hands

[ODonthesetrees]

casue he was holding poop

[EKE]

with a giant rubber shovel

[EsKoNeR!!]

that he found buried under

[toke_wdc]

Your moms fucking fat ass.

[La Coka Nostra]

Damn that bitch was fat.

[///disko.]

kinda looked alittle like esk

[anon df-mb]

I RAN AND GOT AWAY...

[ODonthesetrees]

id love to know how "i ran and got away" makes any sense with what ///disko said...so ill just follow up on his

"kinda looked alittle like esk"
without the sloppy black cock

[AteskOne]

and nostrils the size of

[whahappen?]

i just ate some meatballs..andtherewereallygewd

[bobo9827]

im gonna restart this shit cause it doesnt make sense anymore.


once upon a time there

[cast LI]

you're a fucking retard. asshole.

[EKE]

said an iranian hooker who

[Ha Ha Ha]

put bombs in your cock.

[///disko.]

(lulz @ people effin up the flow)
boom, went the lil guy.

[top5ive]

while this went down i....

[La Coka Nostra]

took a big ass dump.

[Ha Ha Ha]

then i called up Hitler.

[cast LI]

to arrange a pick up

[spetzZz]

of the hooker's entire family

[bobo9827]

but hitler got mad so

[ekin]

he killed more jews and

[peng.2]

masturbated to the whole thing.

[La Coka Nostra]

And when he nutted he...

[ekin]

got it all over his...

[toke_wdc]

Last dime bag he had

[sketch3]

'SHIZA, my herb' said hittler

[La Coka Nostra]

but he smoked it anyway

[Sumoe]

and got sooooo high he...

[_Dust_]

had an orgasm in his..

[cancer patients and crack pipes]

coffee he'd bought from starbucks...

[sketch3]

because nazis and coffee go...

[cancer patients and crack pipes]

hand in hand while trying

[sketch3]

to take over the world

[Sumoe]

with a fucked up mustache...

[ekin]

and his fucken mecedes benz

[La Coka Nostra]

That dude was pretty ballin...

[sketch3]

word, him and stallin gangsters

[bojangles]

were fuckin up the streets

[Copieright]

with there mums and dads

[bojangles]

who were shaggin like rabbits

[explosivo_420]

producin the finest fuckin hoes

[La Coka Nostra]

That Europe has ever seen.

[GEE-DOT-ONE]

...for plus sized, retarded, hookers....

[ODonthesetrees]

and fat polish jews alike

[chucky]

who would end up being

[top5ive]

tied up and shot twice....

[skateparadise]

layin in a dicth worthless.

[peng.2]

"YOUR FAT"said mike to...

[explosivo_420]

i will kill you all!

(im a fat polish jew)

seriously.

[AnteUp]

"hmmm isn't that sweet" said

[ekin]

a big fat hoe eatin

[AnteUp]

a peice of huge monkey

[14nick]

thats is seriously infected with

[AnteUp]

the horrible purple penis disease

[bluntsthatarefat]

sitting to the left of ...

[spetzZz]

the horrible purple balls disease

[bluntsthatarefat]

later that day the woman

[La Coka Nostra]

gave birth to richard simmons

[Jack'o]

wich wasnt really waiting for

[bojangles]

a kick in the face

[Jack'o]

after she left the bigboob