5 word story...

[peng.2]

masturbated to the whole thing.

[La Coka Nostra]

And when he nutted he...

[ekin]

got it all over his...

[toke_wdc]

Last dime bag he had

[sketch3]

'SHIZA, my herb' said hittler

[La Coka Nostra]

but he smoked it anyway

[Sumoe]

and got sooooo high he...

[_Dust_]

had an orgasm in his..

[cancer patients and crack pipes]

coffee he'd bought from starbucks...

[sketch3]

because nazis and coffee go...

[cancer patients and crack pipes]

hand in hand while trying

[sketch3]

to take over the world

[Sumoe]

with a fucked up mustache...

[ekin]

and his fucken mecedes benz

[La Coka Nostra]

That dude was pretty ballin...

[sketch3]

word, him and stallin gangsters

[bojangles]

were fuckin up the streets

[Copieright]

with there mums and dads

[bojangles]

who were shaggin like rabbits

[explosivo_420]

producin the finest fuckin hoes

[La Coka Nostra]

That Europe has ever seen.

[GEE-DOT-ONE]

...for plus sized, retarded, hookers....

[ODonthesetrees]

and fat polish jews alike

[chucky]

who would end up being

[top5ive]

tied up and shot twice....

[skateparadise]

layin in a dicth worthless.

[peng.2]

"YOUR FAT"said mike to...

[explosivo_420]

i will kill you all!

(im a fat polish jew)

seriously.

[AnteUp]

"hmmm isn't that sweet" said

[ekin]

a big fat hoe eatin

[AnteUp]

a peice of huge monkey

[14nick]

thats is seriously infected with

[AnteUp]

the horrible purple penis disease

[bluntsthatarefat]

sitting to the left of ...

[spetzZz]

the horrible purple balls disease

[bluntsthatarefat]

later that day the woman

[La Coka Nostra]

gave birth to richard simmons

[Jack'o]

wich wasnt really waiting for

[bojangles]

a kick in the face

[Jack'o]

after she left the bigboob

[explosivo_420]

bounce house strip club area

[jape-the-nape]

she then proceeded to crawl

[GEE-DOT-ONE]

in to my tight asshole

[xFatel.Onex]

and made a home inside...

[bobo9827]

so she can hide from.

[ODonthesetrees]

the fact that you put a period in the middle of a sentence...

anyways

"so she can hide from"

...lepperchaun stoners blazed and horny

[-GEKS-]

his giant slimey gross penis




:D

[Desipher]

slowly inserted in her mouth

[bobo9827]

she yelled for help because

[[breakout]-azer]

she thaught it was a

[[breakout]-azer]

she thaught it was a

[ekin]

a chicken lolipop covered in

[bobo9827]

lots and lots of poo

[ODonthesetrees]

then she realise you're all fuckin insane

[C-money fresh!]

Fucking Shit Im Stoned Period

[cast LI]

me too bro, sweet sensei

[bojangles]

then the master sensei said..

[Asshat]

the quick brown fox..

[sketch3]

will aim for the balls

[Asshat]

on the fuckin roof ****

[revolt92]

asshat already answered the question

[sketch3]

cuss hes fuckin ballin yall

[bobo9827]

so he went and bragged

[SBOMBS]

that he skull-fucked your...

[bobo9827]

mom before she had you

[..:------>SIC<------:..]

thats why your freaking retarded

[top5ive]

after this was all realized...

[bobo9827]

your mom grounded you for

[ODonthesetrees]

asshat being to much of a

[ODonthesetrees]

pussy who sucks at halo :lol:

he knows what im tlaking about

[anarchy]

but he happens to be

[sketch3]

fucking ballin yall. again

[bobo9827]

this boy began to do

[VICEone]

break sum ankles when the..

[SpLiTbomber]

the hoes dont pay up

[bobo9827]

so their pimp slaps them

[bojangles]

and gives them a good

[revolt92]

seeing to when suddenly a

[unknownbomber]

giant clam came out and

[revolt92]

Licked them out furiously until...

[bobo9827]

some random bitch said wtf

[souper-soker]

and a magical leprocon kicked..

[unknownbomber]

a little kid in the

[bobo9827]

balls and ran away to

[ekin]

crenshaw blvd and got shot

[rambler]

but not before he got

[ekin]

2 dime sacks and a

[bobo9827]

blow up doll which he

[souper-soker]

smothers with ketchup and pretends..

[scoot]

to juggle bananas with...

[souper-soker]

his crusty monkey schlong on

[ekin]

a hermafrodites pussy and dick

[unknownbomber]

finally he stoped and did

[bobo9827]

a fifty foot roller on

[Nervone]

the side of his mums

[unknownbomber]

breastisis. when he was done...

[top5ive]

he rolled a nice fatty....

[bobo9827]

and smoked a couple bowls

[[breakout]-azer]

who had no arms because

[revolt92]

He had a fight with...

[HOLMES]

A stinkin old crack whoare

[[breakout]-azer]

and a fucked up pimp

[revolt92]

because he would not pay...

[[breakout]-azer]

for fucking up a small

[HOLMES]

ethiopian orphan who ate his

[bobo9827]

flaming hot cheetos which he

[revolt92]

bought from co-op because he

[[breakout]-azer]

that was the closeist shop

[revolt92]

that wasnt being robbed by...

[[breakout]-azer]

a random irish mafia who

[TAGurIT]

a two-faced 5 legged bear...

[revolt92]

seddenly raped a group of

[[breakout]-azer]

of gay little ducks who

[revolt92]

had disrespected his gay family

[bobo9827]

so he got mad and

[sketch3]

took a hit of crack

[Sumoe]

and a smoked a couple ounces...

edit: PS, has anyone read the entire story?

[bobo9827]

until he smoke himself stupid

[revolt92]

nevermind

[Sumoe]

after he was done smoking...

[bobo9827]

he went to the mall

[Sumoe]

and bought some big fat...

[revolt92]

jusus christ sume!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bobo9827]

haha, this story is getting fucked. thre peopleposting at the same time. anyways, ill start it over.

there once was this guy

[Sumoe]

who had 12 fingers and...

[revolt92]

8 of them were thumbs

[bobo9827]

and 4 were pinkies, so

[Sumoe]

he had a hard time...

[TAGurIT]

watching comedy central when he...

[bobo9827]

saw people with regular fingers

[revolt92]

so he decided to get

[bobo9827]

surgery, but he had doubts

[revolt92]

because the surgen was drunk

[Sumoe]

high, and only 1 hand...

[bobo9827]

and was saying "you know

[revolt92]

this is my first time...

[bobo9827]

so dont worry about me

[revolt92]

worry about the giant needle

[Fube]

where is my heroin?, I

[sketch3]

ordered it two weeks ago

[bobo9827]

im fricken pissed yo, I

[Sumoe]

am gonna kill you and...

[bobo9827]

rip all your demented fingers

[Sumoe]

off of your ugly hand.

[bobo9827]

so the man with the fingers

[Synaesthesia]

could jam them up his

[unknownbomber]

nose and contiuned to inject

[bobo9827]

heroin up his veins until

[TAGurIT]

a cat shot him in...

[bojangles]

the mcdonald's toilets...blood everywhere

[TTO.TC]

and then he relized that...

[bobo9827]

the cat was fake and

[SBOMBS]

this new forum sucks asssss

[bobo9827]

said the man, and he

[bojangles]

masturbated over the little cat

[TAGurIT]

turning it white with his...

[souper-soker]

black power to turn things...

[ODonthesetrees]

white? So the cat got

[TTO.TC]

shit all over the guy

[Slomoe]

who puked on the cat

[souper-soker]

creating an all over hoodie..

[TTO.TC]

OMG!.... then suddenly a magic

[bobo9827]

elf popped up and gave

[souper-soker]

cmoney a hand job at...

[TTO.TC]

Kfc.. but it was a

[EsKoNeR!!]

shame because a magnifying glass

[anarchy]

cant cook chicken to that

[TAGurIT]

degree, then he screwed a...

[TTO.TC]

hot fudge sundae with cherries..

[TAGurIT]

(mmmm, hot fudge sundae)
and a heaping pile of...

[TTO.TC]

chronic.. but the window broke....!!!

[illin]

and in jumped a long, hard...

[TTO.TC]

stick.. which did some crazy!!

[souper-soker]

ninja chops on oprahs left...

[mada focka]

testicale , which mad her do

[Asshat]

the macarena macarena heeeyyyyyy macarena

[[breakout]-azer]

and she also did a

[Cham]

no testicles dance causes shes

[[breakout]-azer]

had no testicles but also

[TAGurIT]

did a ninja flip on the...

[souper-soker]

front porch of drphils house...

[[breakout]-azer]

because she could, but she

[TAGurIT]

kill dr. phil and stopped...

[TTO.TC]

James Fannas who was doing

[bobo9827]

nothing but rolling fat blunts

[TTO.TC]

until he dropped his weed ...!!!!!

[xFatel.Onex]

and licked his dick becuase...

[TTO.TC]

he is just that cool

[xFatel.Onex]

also toys love testicles because....

[TTO.TC]

God mad it that way...

[[breakout]-azer]

and because donkeys like to

[TAGurIT]

tag the presidents face because

[joker00]

hes a racist sheep fucker

[TTO.TC]

But he loves his pie

[TAGurIT]

and a pile of sheep...

[TTO.TC]

which are actually furry goats

[bobo9827]

which eat everything in sight

[[breakout]-azer]

and they defently like to

[TTO.TC]

do the crzy.. moon walk

[EsKoNeR!!]

like micheal jackson going to

[TTO.TC]

burger king for a whopper

[TAGurIT]

but tripped on a mini...

[EsKoNeR!!]

person with an extra large

[1nOnly Baze]

bag of pirate shit corn.

[TAGurIT]

the mini-dude got up and...

[EsKoNeR!!]

ran as fast as he

[miz]

can with his boed legs

[JetBlack]

This story fuckin sucks ass....

[[breakout]-azer]

because no1 is fucking posting

[TTO.TC]

why is no1 posting!

[[breakout]-azer]

because the story need 2 be started again. ( yeah more then 5 words owell)

[miz]

And the story is over

[TTO.TC]

Never once ther was a

[dripisnew]

Midget with a giant wang....

[explosivo_420]

who could bone bitchs twice

[bobo9827]

in a day without skeeting

[top5ive]

while he wasnt bangin bitches

[TTO.TC]

he made some roast chicken ..

[Vice]

while petting his cotton swab...

[bobo9827]

after taking a shower during

[Vice]

a tropical storm named jean...

[bobo9827]

claud van damn j.r aka

[top5ive]

the bitch made mix master

[_Dust_]

and while he ate his

[bobo9827]

poptart he burnt his tongue

[TTO.TC]

so he cant eat chicken

[Vice]

and be emo in afghanistan...

[ekin]

cus he enjoys chicken in

[_Dust_]

beer, he grew tired of

[TTO.TC]

roast beef in a bun

[_Dust_]

so he went to

[TTO.TC]

James Fanna's House and then

[_Dust_]

smoked a pipe until bob

[TTO.TC]

cam out wit a big blunt! (not of the 5 words... o yeh!)

[bobo9827]

and smoked twelve bowls when

[TTO.TC]

a giant purple dot came....

[Vice]

up and raped him in...

[TTO.TC]

strange dot ways but then~

[souper-soker]

he some how survived his..

[Vice]

sodomization with a knife by...

[1nOnly Baze]

michael jacksons pet monkey who

[Jroc1993]

likes to eat micheals shit

[-GEKS-]

which smells of little children

[Rogue]

and dead babies blood. He

[Vice]

touches children while he is...

[top5ive]

touching himself and getting blunted

[bobo9827]

by random stuff in the

[Rogue]

one year old hookers cunt's

[Vice]

lips of flames and fury...

[EKE]

that stanks like a lebanese