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anti-anti-crime
06-22-2007, 09:15 AM
because im a horney german...

Tagger101
06-22-2007, 10:45 AM
who plays with clit everyday

anti-anti-crime
06-22-2007, 11:12 AM
after smoking a bowl with (im high as shit, haha)

AVID1
06-22-2007, 08:22 PM
michael jackson because he's so rich..

Tagger101
06-22-2007, 09:41 PM
but then hell try to

jared530
06-22-2007, 10:19 PM
bend sadam over and rail

AVID1
06-22-2007, 10:56 PM
grind all over his ass..

Make•
06-22-2007, 11:22 PM
because he is really

AVID1
06-22-2007, 11:23 PM
a emo skate punk dickface...

Aska.
06-22-2007, 11:30 PM
because he is really

thats four words dumb fuck

AVID1
06-22-2007, 11:36 PM
he must be realy stupid..

revolt92
06-23-2007, 06:26 AM
or just plain old retarted

Lucas
07-18-2007, 01:04 AM
and eats herpes sores off....

sketch3
07-18-2007, 01:22 AM
a slice of toasted bread

ScNk
07-18-2007, 05:22 AM
which he finds delicious because

sketch3
07-18-2007, 05:25 AM
its also covered in nuttela

GHOST 2-5-2
07-18-2007, 06:54 AM
and slathered with racoon semen

Lucas
07-18-2007, 03:40 PM
which is his favorite dish...

BoWnS4
07-18-2007, 06:21 PM
after kentucky fried panda and......

Derogatory9o5
07-18-2007, 06:23 PM
Weiner covered klondike bars that..

Lucas
07-18-2007, 08:33 PM
he kill for in vietnam......

GHOST 2-5-2
07-18-2007, 08:37 PM
after fucking a shit filled...

AnteUp
07-18-2007, 08:46 PM
condom...that had the taste.

pyroguy
07-18-2007, 08:51 PM
his mother told him that

anti-anti-crime
07-18-2007, 09:15 PM
she had him when the

GHOST 2-5-2
07-18-2007, 09:20 PM
mail man was beating her

anti-anti-crime
07-18-2007, 09:41 PM
in the alley where i

Lucas
07-18-2007, 09:50 PM
was masterbating to pictures of

anti-anti-crime
07-18-2007, 10:01 PM
gurls from my skool who

graff=life
07-18-2007, 10:03 PM
have real tig ol' bitties!

anti-anti-crime
07-18-2007, 10:08 PM
that r real and hot

graff=life
07-18-2007, 10:14 PM
also,she likes my penis

anti-anti-crime
07-18-2007, 10:15 PM
in her butthole when i

GHOST 2-5-2
07-18-2007, 10:19 PM
have a half limp dick

anti-anti-crime
07-18-2007, 10:45 PM
while shooting up some h

toke_wdc
07-18-2007, 10:50 PM
while getting it up my

GHOST 2-5-2
07-18-2007, 10:58 PM
gaint ear while i was

anti-anti-crime
07-18-2007, 11:09 PM
fucking my art teacher in

GHOST 2-5-2
07-18-2007, 11:20 PM
the room where that bitch

anti-anti-crime
07-18-2007, 11:26 PM
chopped my finger off because

Asshat
07-18-2007, 11:58 PM
It was gangrene like amothafucka

GHOST 2-5-2
07-19-2007, 12:10 AM
and now i have mega aids

Lucas
07-19-2007, 12:21 AM
which I'm gonna give to

GHOST 2-5-2
07-19-2007, 12:26 AM
the next person to post

AnteUp
07-19-2007, 12:31 AM
sumthin after ante up posts

*MNR*
07-19-2007, 12:40 AM
who then gives it to..

anti-anti-crime
07-19-2007, 12:50 AM
me when you guys are

GHOST 2-5-2
07-19-2007, 01:17 AM
train banging you to hell

Tagger101
07-19-2007, 01:18 AM
because of the aids that

GHOST 2-5-2
07-19-2007, 01:27 AM
made us crazy as a

anti-anti-crime
07-19-2007, 01:32 AM
freestyle featuring jedi mind tricks

GHOST 2-5-2
07-19-2007, 05:27 PM
while he was masturbateing to

bombin4alivin
07-19-2007, 05:30 PM
his favorite boy band song

GHOST 2-5-2
07-19-2007, 05:32 PM
who are gayer than a

'lacsittinlow
07-19-2007, 07:55 PM
n s y n c

GHOST 2-5-2
07-19-2007, 07:57 PM
banging a dildo stuffed monkey

anti-anti-crime
07-19-2007, 08:34 PM
when the monkey shot it

Lucas
07-19-2007, 11:14 PM
right up his ass and

Snuff
07-19-2007, 11:25 PM
an explosion happened that shocked

anti-anti-crime
07-19-2007, 11:41 PM
not iraq because they all

GHOST 2-5-2
07-19-2007, 11:48 PM
have a cure for aids

GHOST 2-5-2
07-19-2007, 11:49 PM
and thats the real reason

anti-anti-crime
07-19-2007, 11:51 PM
i find that bs because

anti-anti-crime
07-19-2007, 11:53 PM
we are fighting for oil

GHOST 2-5-2
07-19-2007, 11:55 PM
i was just joking anti

anti-anti-crime
07-19-2007, 11:58 PM
i no, i had to set it straight though, haha

ps. i no u were, but

GHOST 2-5-2
07-19-2007, 11:59 PM
im slightly retarded because i

GHOST 2-5-2
07-20-2007, 12:00 AM
aint afraid of no ghost

anti-anti-crime
07-20-2007, 12:02 AM
because hes double posting and

GHOST 2-5-2
07-20-2007, 12:03 AM
im going to make everyone

anti-anti-crime
07-20-2007, 12:08 AM
love me and him because

GHOST 2-5-2
07-20-2007, 12:09 AM
we aint afraid of no

anti-anti-crime
07-20-2007, 12:38 AM
punk bitches actin tough cause

GHOST 2-5-2
07-20-2007, 12:39 AM
we know we can just

anti-anti-crime
07-20-2007, 01:22 AM
kick there asses so hard

GHOST 2-5-2
07-20-2007, 01:50 AM
that they will shit out

Captain
07-20-2007, 02:00 AM
ten buckets of red worms

GHOST 2-5-2
07-20-2007, 02:03 AM
Which Is A Sign Of

ScNk
07-20-2007, 05:58 AM
Really bad diarrhea. Get some

anti-anti-crime
07-20-2007, 12:34 PM
poopp in your mouth and

bobo9827
07-20-2007, 01:24 PM
go crank that soulja boy

JackJill
07-20-2007, 01:34 PM
because that fire is for

anti-anti-crime
07-20-2007, 01:35 PM
cavemen when they find out

SiCFuC
07-20-2007, 01:47 PM
all their moms are dead

anti-anti-crime
07-20-2007, 01:48 PM
because i killed them when

Snuff
07-20-2007, 02:02 PM
i did a double backflip

enjoys_art
07-20-2007, 08:31 PM
Which i landed easily dude

anti-anti-crime
07-20-2007, 08:41 PM
into a vagina which was

Atom1er
07-20-2007, 08:45 PM
moist like a sweaty armpit

-ShAmEE-
07-20-2007, 08:48 PM
which make your mum/mom a

'lacsittinlow
07-20-2007, 09:21 PM
a very slutty, but tastfull

ODonthesetrees
07-20-2007, 09:34 PM
fat bitch with a cream-cheese-vagina(yeah thats ones word) :D

bobo9827
07-20-2007, 09:38 PM
so then she cried because

INDEPENDENT
07-20-2007, 09:39 PM
and she ate some beans...

GHOST 2-5-2
07-20-2007, 09:44 PM
and a bunch of babys

sketch3
07-20-2007, 09:51 PM
those last posts didnt mesh..

anti-anti-crime
07-20-2007, 10:21 PM
i agree with sketch here

sketch3
07-20-2007, 10:23 PM
we cant just type random

anti-anti-crime
07-20-2007, 10:29 PM
things so bak on topic

*MNR*
07-20-2007, 11:43 PM
i like doin graffiti and

ODonthesetrees
07-20-2007, 11:47 PM
fucking mnr's mothers sweet cunt

anti-anti-crime
07-20-2007, 11:53 PM
untill i come and jump

Rogue
07-21-2007, 01:28 AM
up a whales ass and

sir.one
07-21-2007, 02:05 AM
rub my dick on its

Sumoe
07-21-2007, 02:09 AM
big, bumpy, ass, tongue and...

sir.one
07-21-2007, 02:11 AM
sploged on its tonsils while

Sumoe
07-21-2007, 02:11 AM
Reading a magazine that contained...

sir.one
07-21-2007, 02:13 AM
kiddy porn, is that still

Sumoe
07-21-2007, 02:15 AM
bad to look at because...

sir.one
07-21-2007, 02:17 AM
for some reason, stoks sister

Sumoe
07-21-2007, 02:18 AM
was on the cover, and...

sir.one
07-21-2007, 02:20 AM
i got a halfy when

Sumoe
07-21-2007, 02:21 AM
I saw saw her little...

sir.one
07-21-2007, 02:26 AM
titties bouncing around with stoks

Snuff
07-21-2007, 08:48 PM
vibrating dildo in her ass

repsSDN
08-02-2007, 12:40 PM
which caused her to have

StAtiK1
08-02-2007, 12:42 PM
an intense orgasm

repsSDN
08-02-2007, 12:44 PM
covering the whales insides with

StAtiK1
08-02-2007, 12:45 PM
vaginal fluids

repsSDN
08-02-2007, 12:49 PM
which made the whale sneeze

StAtiK1
08-02-2007, 12:51 PM
all over...

repsSDN
08-02-2007, 12:52 PM
a very small old lady

PROMO
08-02-2007, 01:47 PM
who enjoyed it

StAtiK1
08-02-2007, 01:53 PM
so much that..

repsSDN
08-02-2007, 01:54 PM
she orgasmed in her pants

plz
08-02-2007, 09:39 PM
everyone including her boss noticed

SOOF
08-02-2007, 10:51 PM
then the phone started ringing

plz
08-03-2007, 01:32 AM
it was the strippers for

moze.2
08-03-2007, 01:36 AM
$3 and a fat hermaphrodite

Snuff
08-03-2007, 10:24 PM
and dog wearing a cape

rayseone
08-03-2007, 11:00 PM
flew and bit her in

Kruxos
08-03-2007, 11:09 PM
left nut, wich no one

FIN one
08-03-2007, 11:10 PM
has ever seen but thought..

the.P03RK.ster.KF
08-03-2007, 11:29 PM
what the fuck is she

Kruxos
08-04-2007, 02:13 AM
said the sheriff hugh g. rection

FIN one
08-04-2007, 02:51 AM
who then put it in

xFatel.Onex
08-04-2007, 03:07 AM
his vagina which he loved...

anti-anti-crime
08-04-2007, 07:49 AM
very very much but he

smooth_nuts
08-04-2007, 08:26 AM
loved smacking that way more

Derogatory9o5
08-04-2007, 08:32 AM
then his boy friends gigantic..

repsSDN
08-04-2007, 10:11 AM
remote controlled boat that had

Snuff
08-04-2007, 01:08 PM
a banana anchor and black

smooth_nuts
08-04-2007, 02:01 PM
dildos painted all over it

StAtiK1
08-04-2007, 02:38 PM
which he occasionally..

Dr. Kazer
08-04-2007, 04:18 PM
stuck up his rear end

-Saiko-
08-04-2007, 05:41 PM
and shit on a pole.....

anti-anti-crime
08-04-2007, 06:45 PM
when he busted a nut

repsSDN
08-05-2007, 06:05 AM
using his feet instead of

Kruxos
08-05-2007, 06:48 AM
his technologically advanced robotarms

nero122
08-05-2007, 07:02 AM
until they broke so he

Desipher
08-05-2007, 08:00 AM
took out his ribs

anti-anti-crime
08-05-2007, 08:34 AM
and put them on the

nero122
08-05-2007, 10:21 AM
crackhead fat herpes infected .................................... finger

StAtiK1
08-05-2007, 10:36 AM
which he used to pleasure himself

anti-anti-crime
08-05-2007, 12:07 PM
after watching a special on...

nero122
08-05-2007, 12:24 PM
transexuals so he became one

anti-anti-crime
08-05-2007, 12:26 PM
and then met his boyfriends...

nero122
08-05-2007, 12:36 PM
neonazi sister n got beaten like

Derogatory9o5
08-05-2007, 12:39 PM
A giant peice of meat

soul_731
08-05-2007, 01:54 PM
with rabies, and then he

Snuff
08-05-2007, 02:39 PM
was distrurbed by his sister

nero122
08-05-2007, 04:32 PM
who masterbated a horse and

StAtiK1
08-05-2007, 08:50 PM
took the load in his mouth

anti-anti-crime
08-05-2007, 10:07 PM
and it went right down...

sketch3
08-06-2007, 04:17 PM
to his inflamed prostate gland

moze.2
08-06-2007, 05:49 PM
And diarreah went all over

sketch3
08-06-2007, 05:50 PM
in his open flesh wound

StAtiK1
08-06-2007, 08:29 PM
he screamed louder than a...

sketch3
08-06-2007, 08:48 PM
opera-singer with a split coche

killtheugly
08-06-2007, 08:59 PM
he went to disneyland to

sketch3
08-06-2007, 09:05 PM
violate micky mouses poop shoot

killtheugly
08-07-2007, 12:20 AM
colon popped, gushing blood / bile

StAtiK1
08-07-2007, 10:48 AM
which he licked up

killtheugly
08-07-2007, 11:27 AM
then dried to make cake

sketch3
08-07-2007, 12:07 PM
for the old folks home

repsSDN
08-07-2007, 12:53 PM
in alaska where small animals

killtheugly
08-07-2007, 01:27 PM
are made into dick mitts

G-Fat
08-07-2007, 05:09 PM
afterwards they're lit on fire

anti-anti-crime
08-07-2007, 06:58 PM
because they owed the mafia

sketch3
08-07-2007, 07:00 PM
one free blow job token

G-Fat
08-07-2007, 07:20 PM
because the retarded chicken molester

anti-anti-crime
08-07-2007, 07:47 PM
broke his promise to the

Snuff
08-07-2007, 08:34 PM
subscription of girls gone wild

*OsBaGoSh@
08-07-2007, 09:38 PM
My mom ate my acid

G-Fat
08-07-2007, 09:52 PM
subscription of girls gone wild
which mean no more masturbating

From the Ground Up
08-07-2007, 09:56 PM
My mom ate my acid

and she's trippin like she's

anti-anti-crime
08-07-2007, 10:19 PM
having sex with a million

G-Fat
08-07-2007, 11:03 PM
rusty car mufflers, covered in

killtheugly
08-07-2007, 11:56 PM
blood, dried cum, needle leftovers

anti-anti-crime
08-08-2007, 01:31 AM
and shit stains and because...

Dr. Kazer
08-08-2007, 01:44 AM
someone paid her twenty dollars...

Desipher
08-08-2007, 02:43 AM
to caress the open wound

repsSDN
08-08-2007, 06:13 AM
she can now buy a

killtheugly
08-08-2007, 09:36 AM
meal worm infested happy meal

repsSDN
08-08-2007, 09:42 AM
with extra tomato sauce and

StAtiK1
08-08-2007, 03:47 PM
earwigs on the side

AoAssis
08-08-2007, 09:05 PM
of a fat donkey dick

repsSDN
08-09-2007, 05:26 AM
tht is circumsised and is

StAtiK1
08-09-2007, 10:41 PM
splitting down the middle cause...

G-Fat
08-10-2007, 01:30 AM
the paper boy was molested

Desipher
08-10-2007, 05:10 AM
just shortly after the 1st

repsSDN
08-10-2007, 06:47 AM
visit to the gay association

Snuff
08-10-2007, 10:10 AM
with his new rainbow bookbag

killtheugly
08-10-2007, 11:50 AM
i molested the paperboy, me!

repsSDN
08-10-2007, 11:55 AM
explained george bush to his

G-Fat
08-10-2007, 01:05 PM
two daughters, who were yelling

Desipher
08-10-2007, 03:47 PM
and fighting and struggling to

From the Ground Up
08-10-2007, 03:52 PM
compose their laughter at George's

repsSDN
08-10-2007, 05:00 PM
small circumsised penis with only

G-Fat
08-10-2007, 09:50 PM
one testicle and ghonerhea falling

##sable##
08-10-2007, 10:01 PM
from the dead skin on

Desipher
08-11-2007, 04:39 AM
foreskin shaft and on the

nero122
08-11-2007, 05:27 AM
lips of theyr vaginas

killtheugly
08-11-2007, 11:42 AM
freak incest fucks with issues

nero122
08-11-2007, 11:45 AM
went on dr phill to

StAtiK1
08-11-2007, 02:21 PM
discuss their issue with...

G-Fat
08-11-2007, 02:49 PM
how marc ecko loves little

nero122
08-11-2007, 04:05 PM
pens cos he thinks he can graff

MainEvent
08-11-2007, 04:17 PM
so fuck this gay thread

killtheugly
08-11-2007, 09:00 PM
in it's dirty brown eye

keenurkeenurkeenur
08-11-2007, 10:47 PM
while i microwave a baby

DZINE
08-11-2007, 10:50 PM
I'm doing your mom and

1-7
08-12-2007, 11:25 PM
i need to paint now.

G-Fat
08-13-2007, 12:02 AM
I'm doing your mom and
she's a filthy, juicey squirter

SOOF
08-13-2007, 12:07 AM
while shes thinking of a..

StAtiK1
08-13-2007, 11:22 AM
horse railing her asshole

AoAssis
08-13-2007, 11:42 AM
One , two, three, four, five.

sex without condoms
08-13-2007, 11:54 AM
while i microwave a baby

you stick it in her.

xFatel.Onex
08-14-2007, 12:39 AM
sorry too kill this thread...

eQust-tbk
08-14-2007, 01:11 AM
so i will kill you...

Bazer
08-14-2007, 01:44 AM
and eat your baby...dude.

xFatel.Onex
08-14-2007, 03:08 AM
because gorge bush likes cock...

StAtiK1
08-14-2007, 06:42 PM
in his throat and asshole

mas$
08-14-2007, 07:12 PM
because gorge bush likes cock...
and, dude u cant spell

StAtiK1
08-14-2007, 10:17 PM
so go back to grade school

From the Ground Up
08-14-2007, 10:46 PM
and stare at the boys'

##sable##
08-15-2007, 12:21 AM
dicks. and go out bombing

SKriBL*666
08-15-2007, 12:31 AM
while poppin struddle in the toaster...

dcite
08-15-2007, 12:40 AM
waitin till its nicely burnt

killtheugly
08-15-2007, 12:44 AM
then stick dick on toaster

G-Fat
08-15-2007, 01:14 AM
to get an even burn

KASE2
08-15-2007, 01:34 AM
nd scream very very loud

SKriBL*666
08-15-2007, 02:35 AM
so ur mom can

StAtiK1
08-15-2007, 09:55 AM
put special cream on it

G-Fat
08-15-2007, 12:40 PM
to insure its well cooked

From the Ground Up
08-15-2007, 01:21 PM
. And Whats the Deal With

Cham
08-15-2007, 01:38 PM
*****s jockin my cock hard?

SKriBL*666
08-15-2007, 04:08 PM
All i fuckin wanted was!.....

StAtiK1
08-15-2007, 04:26 PM
my dick in your moms ass

repsSDN
08-15-2007, 05:52 PM
so i cud piss all