5 word story...

[its all good till the cops come]

girl after a shit bath

[anti-anti-crime]

with a fat guy posing

[Vice]

nude for a camera during...

[anti-anti-crime]

a sex scene with grandma

[mattFOO]

gone bad with old mayo

[AnteUp]

all over mattfoo's naked pictures

[mattFOO]

the butthole money shot ruined

[[breakout]-azer]

some crazy eyed sheep with

[[breakout]-azer]

...

[Rogue]

a glass of orange juice

[AnteUp]

with large amounts of pulp (for you rogue) :P

[Rogue]

When AnteUp fucked 16 women (thanks Ante)

[Brian Peppers]

...he was happy. The END.

[Rogue]

Then a new story started

[anti-anti-crime]

about a man who is

[sketch3]

leading a ninja clan that

[Welsh_Graffer]

likes to watch animals while

[SpLiTbomber]

they touch themselves, covered in

[Brian Peppers]

thick ketchup, grade A ketchup...

[[breakout]-azer]

which was the weird green

[Rogue]

kind made of dead baby

[anti-anti-crime]

because mr trump likes to

[AteskOne]

recycle all waste products because

[anti-anti-crime]

he needs the 5 cents

[Tagger101]

to get his dick sucked

[anti-anti-crime]

by a Vietnamese prostitute with

[Tagger101]

clamitia, goneria, scyfalis, aids, herpes,

[anti-anti-crime]

which r std's that can

[SBOMBS]

make u a biological weapon

[souper-soker]

kinda like the kind tht

[anti-anti-crime]

america made but lied that

[AVID1]

it was really the prostitute..

[anti-anti-crime]

who got the aids from...

[Tagger101]

me because i fucked mothers

[anti-anti-crime]

in the ass at the...

[Asshat]

local mother sodomizing super store...

[anti-anti-crime]

in the center of a

[[breakout]-azer]

large shopping center with millions

[unify260]

of people i went to

[[breakout]-azer]

buy or rack sausage rolls

[anti-anti-crime]

because im a horney german...

[Tagger101]

who plays with clit everyday

[anti-anti-crime]

after smoking a bowl with (im high as shit, haha)

[AVID1]

michael jackson because he's so rich..

[Tagger101]

but then hell try to

[jared530]

bend sadam over and rail

[AVID1]

grind all over his ass..

[Make•]

because he is really

[AVID1]

a emo skate punk dickface...

[Aska.]

because he is really

thats four words dumb fuck

[AVID1]

he must be realy stupid..

[revolt92]

or just plain old retarted

[Lucas]

and eats herpes sores off....

[sketch3]

a slice of toasted bread

[ScNk]

which he finds delicious because

[sketch3]

its also covered in nuttela

[GHOST 2-5-2]

and slathered with racoon semen

[Lucas]

which is his favorite dish...

[BoWnS4]

after kentucky fried panda and......

[Derogatory9o5]

Weiner covered klondike bars that..

[Lucas]

he kill for in vietnam......

[GHOST 2-5-2]

after fucking a shit filled...

[AnteUp]

condom...that had the taste.

[pyroguy]

his mother told him that

[anti-anti-crime]

she had him when the

[GHOST 2-5-2]

mail man was beating her

[anti-anti-crime]

in the alley where i

[Lucas]

was masterbating to pictures of

[anti-anti-crime]

gurls from my skool who

[graff=life]

have real tig ol' bitties!

[anti-anti-crime]

that r real and hot

[graff=life]

also,she likes my penis

[anti-anti-crime]

in her butthole when i

[GHOST 2-5-2]

have a half limp dick

[anti-anti-crime]

while shooting up some h

[toke_wdc]

while getting it up my

[GHOST 2-5-2]

gaint ear while i was

[anti-anti-crime]

fucking my art teacher in

[GHOST 2-5-2]

the room where that bitch

[anti-anti-crime]

chopped my finger off because

[Asshat]

It was gangrene like amothafucka

[GHOST 2-5-2]

and now i have mega aids

[Lucas]

which I'm gonna give to

[GHOST 2-5-2]

the next person to post

[AnteUp]

sumthin after ante up posts

[*MNR*]

who then gives it to..

[anti-anti-crime]

me when you guys are

[GHOST 2-5-2]

train banging you to hell

[Tagger101]

because of the aids that

[GHOST 2-5-2]

made us crazy as a

[anti-anti-crime]

freestyle featuring jedi mind tricks

[GHOST 2-5-2]

while he was masturbateing to

[bombin4alivin]

his favorite boy band song

[GHOST 2-5-2]

who are gayer than a

['lacsittinlow]

n s y n c

[GHOST 2-5-2]

banging a dildo stuffed monkey

[anti-anti-crime]

when the monkey shot it

[Lucas]

right up his ass and

[Snuff]

an explosion happened that shocked

[anti-anti-crime]

not iraq because they all

[GHOST 2-5-2]

have a cure for aids

[GHOST 2-5-2]

and thats the real reason

[anti-anti-crime]

i find that bs because

[anti-anti-crime]

we are fighting for oil

[GHOST 2-5-2]

i was just joking anti

[anti-anti-crime]

i no, i had to set it straight though, haha

ps. i no u were, but

[GHOST 2-5-2]

im slightly retarded because i

[GHOST 2-5-2]

aint afraid of no ghost

[anti-anti-crime]

because hes double posting and

[GHOST 2-5-2]

im going to make everyone

[anti-anti-crime]

love me and him because

[GHOST 2-5-2]

we aint afraid of no

[anti-anti-crime]

punk bitches actin tough cause

[GHOST 2-5-2]

we know we can just

[anti-anti-crime]

kick there asses so hard

[GHOST 2-5-2]

that they will shit out

[Captain]

ten buckets of red worms

[GHOST 2-5-2]

Which Is A Sign Of

[ScNk]

Really bad diarrhea. Get some

[anti-anti-crime]

poopp in your mouth and

[bobo9827]

go crank that soulja boy

[JackJill]

because that fire is for

[anti-anti-crime]

cavemen when they find out

[SiCFuC]

all their moms are dead

[anti-anti-crime]

because i killed them when

[Snuff]

i did a double backflip

[enjoys_art]

Which i landed easily dude

[anti-anti-crime]

into a vagina which was

[Atom1er]

moist like a sweaty armpit

[-ShAmEE-]

which make your mum/mom a

['lacsittinlow]

a very slutty, but tastfull

[ODonthesetrees]

fat bitch with a cream-cheese-vagina(yeah thats ones word) :D

[bobo9827]

so then she cried because

[INDEPENDENT]

and she ate some beans...

[GHOST 2-5-2]

and a bunch of babys

[sketch3]

those last posts didnt mesh..

[anti-anti-crime]

i agree with sketch here

[sketch3]

we cant just type random

[anti-anti-crime]

things so bak on topic

[*MNR*]

i like doin graffiti and

[ODonthesetrees]

fucking mnr's mothers sweet cunt

[anti-anti-crime]

untill i come and jump

[Rogue]

up a whales ass and

[sir.one]

rub my dick on its

[Sumoe]

big, bumpy, ass, tongue and...

[sir.one]

sploged on its tonsils while

[Sumoe]

Reading a magazine that contained...

[sir.one]

kiddy porn, is that still

[Sumoe]

bad to look at because...

[sir.one]

for some reason, stoks sister

[Sumoe]

was on the cover, and...

[sir.one]

i got a halfy when

[Sumoe]

I saw saw her little...

[sir.one]

titties bouncing around with stoks

[Snuff]

vibrating dildo in her ass

[repsSDN]

which caused her to have

[StAtiK1]

an intense orgasm

[repsSDN]

covering the whales insides with

[StAtiK1]

vaginal fluids

[repsSDN]

which made the whale sneeze

[StAtiK1]

all over...

[repsSDN]

a very small old lady

[PROMO]

who enjoyed it

[StAtiK1]

so much that..

[repsSDN]

she orgasmed in her pants

[plz]

everyone including her boss noticed

[SOOF]

then the phone started ringing

[plz]

it was the strippers for

[moze.2]

$3 and a fat hermaphrodite

[Snuff]

and dog wearing a cape

[rayseone]

flew and bit her in

[Kruxos]

left nut, wich no one

[FIN one]

has ever seen but thought..

[the.P03RK.ster.KF]

what the fuck is she

[Kruxos]

said the sheriff hugh g. rection

[FIN one]

who then put it in

[xFatel.Onex]

his vagina which he loved...

[anti-anti-crime]

very very much but he

[smooth_nuts]

loved smacking that way more

[Derogatory9o5]

then his boy friends gigantic..

[repsSDN]

remote controlled boat that had

[Snuff]

a banana anchor and black

[smooth_nuts]

dildos painted all over it

[StAtiK1]

which he occasionally..

[Dr. Kazer]

stuck up his rear end

[-Saiko-]

and shit on a pole.....

[anti-anti-crime]

when he busted a nut

[repsSDN]

using his feet instead of

[Kruxos]

his technologically advanced robotarms

[nero122]

until they broke so he

[Desipher]

took out his ribs

[anti-anti-crime]

and put them on the

[nero122]

crackhead fat herpes infected .................................... finger

[StAtiK1]

which he used to pleasure himself

[anti-anti-crime]

after watching a special on...

[nero122]

transexuals so he became one

[anti-anti-crime]

and then met his boyfriends...

[nero122]

neonazi sister n got beaten like

[Derogatory9o5]

A giant peice of meat

[soul_731]

with rabies, and then he

[Snuff]

was distrurbed by his sister

[nero122]

who masterbated a horse and

[StAtiK1]

took the load in his mouth

[anti-anti-crime]

and it went right down...

[sketch3]

to his inflamed prostate gland

[moze.2]

And diarreah went all over

[sketch3]

in his open flesh wound

[StAtiK1]

he screamed louder than a...

[sketch3]

opera-singer with a split coche

[killtheugly]

he went to disneyland to

[sketch3]

violate micky mouses poop shoot

[killtheugly]

colon popped, gushing blood / bile

[StAtiK1]

which he licked up

[killtheugly]

then dried to make cake

[sketch3]

for the old folks home

[repsSDN]

in alaska where small animals

[killtheugly]

are made into dick mitts

[G-Fat]

afterwards they're lit on fire

[anti-anti-crime]

because they owed the mafia

[sketch3]

one free blow job token

[G-Fat]

because the retarded chicken molester

[anti-anti-crime]

broke his promise to the

[Snuff]

subscription of girls gone wild

[*OsBaGoSh@]

My mom ate my acid

[G-Fat]

subscription of girls gone wild
which mean no more masturbating

[From the Ground Up]

My mom ate my acid

and she's trippin like she's

[anti-anti-crime]

having sex with a million

[G-Fat]

rusty car mufflers, covered in

[killtheugly]

blood, dried cum, needle leftovers

[anti-anti-crime]

and shit stains and because...

[Dr. Kazer]

someone paid her twenty dollars...

[Desipher]

to caress the open wound

[repsSDN]

she can now buy a

[killtheugly]

meal worm infested happy meal

[repsSDN]

with extra tomato sauce and

[StAtiK1]

earwigs on the side

[AoAssis]

of a fat donkey dick

[repsSDN]

tht is circumsised and is

[StAtiK1]

splitting down the middle cause...

[G-Fat]

the paper boy was molested

[Desipher]

just shortly after the 1st

[repsSDN]

visit to the gay association

[Snuff]

with his new rainbow bookbag

[killtheugly]

i molested the paperboy, me!

[repsSDN]

explained george bush to his

[G-Fat]

two daughters, who were yelling

[Desipher]

and fighting and struggling to

[From the Ground Up]

compose their laughter at George's

[repsSDN]

small circumsised penis with only

[G-Fat]

one testicle and ghonerhea falling