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anti-anti-crime
06-22-2007, 09:15 AM
because im a horney german...
Tagger101
06-22-2007, 10:45 AM
who plays with clit everyday
anti-anti-crime
06-22-2007, 11:12 AM
after smoking a bowl with (im high as shit, haha)
AVID1
06-22-2007, 08:22 PM
michael jackson because he's so rich..
Tagger101
06-22-2007, 09:41 PM
but then hell try to
jared530
06-22-2007, 10:19 PM
bend sadam over and rail
AVID1
06-22-2007, 10:56 PM
grind all over his ass..
Make•
06-22-2007, 11:22 PM
because he is really
AVID1
06-22-2007, 11:23 PM
a emo skate punk dickface...
Aska.
06-22-2007, 11:30 PM
because he is really
thats four words dumb fuck
AVID1
06-22-2007, 11:36 PM
he must be realy stupid..
revolt92
06-23-2007, 06:26 AM
or just plain old retarted
Lucas
07-18-2007, 01:04 AM
and eats herpes sores off....
sketch3
07-18-2007, 01:22 AM
a slice of toasted bread
which he finds delicious because
sketch3
07-18-2007, 05:25 AM
its also covered in nuttela
GHOST 2-5-2
07-18-2007, 06:54 AM
and slathered with racoon semen
Lucas
07-18-2007, 03:40 PM
which is his favorite dish...
BoWnS4
07-18-2007, 06:21 PM
after kentucky fried panda and......
Derogatory9o5
07-18-2007, 06:23 PM
Weiner covered klondike bars that..
Lucas
07-18-2007, 08:33 PM
he kill for in vietnam......
GHOST 2-5-2
07-18-2007, 08:37 PM
after fucking a shit filled...
AnteUp
07-18-2007, 08:46 PM
condom...that had the taste.
pyroguy
07-18-2007, 08:51 PM
his mother told him that
anti-anti-crime
07-18-2007, 09:15 PM
she had him when the
GHOST 2-5-2
07-18-2007, 09:20 PM
mail man was beating her
anti-anti-crime
07-18-2007, 09:41 PM
in the alley where i
Lucas
07-18-2007, 09:50 PM
was masterbating to pictures of
anti-anti-crime
07-18-2007, 10:01 PM
gurls from my skool who
graff=life
07-18-2007, 10:03 PM
have real tig ol' bitties!
anti-anti-crime
07-18-2007, 10:08 PM
that r real and hot
graff=life
07-18-2007, 10:14 PM
also,she likes my penis
anti-anti-crime
07-18-2007, 10:15 PM
in her butthole when i
GHOST 2-5-2
07-18-2007, 10:19 PM
have a half limp dick
anti-anti-crime
07-18-2007, 10:45 PM
while shooting up some h
toke_wdc
07-18-2007, 10:50 PM
while getting it up my
GHOST 2-5-2
07-18-2007, 10:58 PM
gaint ear while i was
anti-anti-crime
07-18-2007, 11:09 PM
fucking my art teacher in
GHOST 2-5-2
07-18-2007, 11:20 PM
the room where that bitch
anti-anti-crime
07-18-2007, 11:26 PM
chopped my finger off because
Asshat
07-18-2007, 11:58 PM
It was gangrene like amothafucka
GHOST 2-5-2
07-19-2007, 12:10 AM
and now i have mega aids
Lucas
07-19-2007, 12:21 AM
which I'm gonna give to
GHOST 2-5-2
07-19-2007, 12:26 AM
the next person to post
AnteUp
07-19-2007, 12:31 AM
sumthin after ante up posts
*MNR*
07-19-2007, 12:40 AM
who then gives it to..
anti-anti-crime
07-19-2007, 12:50 AM
me when you guys are
GHOST 2-5-2
07-19-2007, 01:17 AM
train banging you to hell
Tagger101
07-19-2007, 01:18 AM
because of the aids that
GHOST 2-5-2
07-19-2007, 01:27 AM
made us crazy as a
anti-anti-crime
07-19-2007, 01:32 AM
freestyle featuring jedi mind tricks
GHOST 2-5-2
07-19-2007, 05:27 PM
while he was masturbateing to
bombin4alivin
07-19-2007, 05:30 PM
his favorite boy band song
GHOST 2-5-2
07-19-2007, 05:32 PM
who are gayer than a
'lacsittinlow
07-19-2007, 07:55 PM
n s y n c
GHOST 2-5-2
07-19-2007, 07:57 PM
banging a dildo stuffed monkey
anti-anti-crime
07-19-2007, 08:34 PM
when the monkey shot it
Lucas
07-19-2007, 11:14 PM
right up his ass and
Snuff
07-19-2007, 11:25 PM
an explosion happened that shocked
anti-anti-crime
07-19-2007, 11:41 PM
not iraq because they all
GHOST 2-5-2
07-19-2007, 11:48 PM
have a cure for aids
GHOST 2-5-2
07-19-2007, 11:49 PM
and thats the real reason
anti-anti-crime
07-19-2007, 11:51 PM
i find that bs because
anti-anti-crime
07-19-2007, 11:53 PM
we are fighting for oil
GHOST 2-5-2
07-19-2007, 11:55 PM
i was just joking anti
anti-anti-crime
07-19-2007, 11:58 PM
i no, i had to set it straight though, haha
ps. i no u were, but
GHOST 2-5-2
07-19-2007, 11:59 PM
im slightly retarded because i
GHOST 2-5-2
07-20-2007, 12:00 AM
aint afraid of no ghost
anti-anti-crime
07-20-2007, 12:02 AM
because hes double posting and
GHOST 2-5-2
07-20-2007, 12:03 AM
im going to make everyone
anti-anti-crime
07-20-2007, 12:08 AM
love me and him because
GHOST 2-5-2
07-20-2007, 12:09 AM
we aint afraid of no
anti-anti-crime
07-20-2007, 12:38 AM
punk bitches actin tough cause
GHOST 2-5-2
07-20-2007, 12:39 AM
we know we can just
anti-anti-crime
07-20-2007, 01:22 AM
kick there asses so hard
GHOST 2-5-2
07-20-2007, 01:50 AM
that they will shit out
Captain
07-20-2007, 02:00 AM
ten buckets of red worms
GHOST 2-5-2
07-20-2007, 02:03 AM
Which Is A Sign Of
Really bad diarrhea. Get some
anti-anti-crime
07-20-2007, 12:34 PM
poopp in your mouth and
bobo9827
07-20-2007, 01:24 PM
go crank that soulja boy
JackJill
07-20-2007, 01:34 PM
because that fire is for
anti-anti-crime
07-20-2007, 01:35 PM
cavemen when they find out
SiCFuC
07-20-2007, 01:47 PM
all their moms are dead
anti-anti-crime
07-20-2007, 01:48 PM
because i killed them when
Snuff
07-20-2007, 02:02 PM
i did a double backflip
enjoys_art
07-20-2007, 08:31 PM
Which i landed easily dude
anti-anti-crime
07-20-2007, 08:41 PM
into a vagina which was
Atom1er
07-20-2007, 08:45 PM
moist like a sweaty armpit
-ShAmEE-
07-20-2007, 08:48 PM
which make your mum/mom a
'lacsittinlow
07-20-2007, 09:21 PM
a very slutty, but tastfull
ODonthesetrees
07-20-2007, 09:34 PM
fat bitch with a cream-cheese-vagina(yeah thats ones word) :D
bobo9827
07-20-2007, 09:38 PM
so then she cried because
INDEPENDENT
07-20-2007, 09:39 PM
and she ate some beans...
GHOST 2-5-2
07-20-2007, 09:44 PM
and a bunch of babys
sketch3
07-20-2007, 09:51 PM
those last posts didnt mesh..
anti-anti-crime
07-20-2007, 10:21 PM
i agree with sketch here
sketch3
07-20-2007, 10:23 PM
we cant just type random
anti-anti-crime
07-20-2007, 10:29 PM
things so bak on topic
*MNR*
07-20-2007, 11:43 PM
i like doin graffiti and
ODonthesetrees
07-20-2007, 11:47 PM
fucking mnr's mothers sweet cunt
anti-anti-crime
07-20-2007, 11:53 PM
untill i come and jump
Rogue
07-21-2007, 01:28 AM
up a whales ass and
sir.one
07-21-2007, 02:05 AM
rub my dick on its
Sumoe
07-21-2007, 02:09 AM
big, bumpy, ass, tongue and...
sir.one
07-21-2007, 02:11 AM
sploged on its tonsils while
Sumoe
07-21-2007, 02:11 AM
Reading a magazine that contained...
sir.one
07-21-2007, 02:13 AM
kiddy porn, is that still
Sumoe
07-21-2007, 02:15 AM
bad to look at because...
sir.one
07-21-2007, 02:17 AM
for some reason, stoks sister
Sumoe
07-21-2007, 02:18 AM
was on the cover, and...
sir.one
07-21-2007, 02:20 AM
i got a halfy when
Sumoe
07-21-2007, 02:21 AM
I saw saw her little...
sir.one
07-21-2007, 02:26 AM
titties bouncing around with stoks
Snuff
07-21-2007, 08:48 PM
vibrating dildo in her ass
repsSDN
08-02-2007, 12:40 PM
which caused her to have
StAtiK1
08-02-2007, 12:42 PM
an intense orgasm
repsSDN
08-02-2007, 12:44 PM
covering the whales insides with
StAtiK1
08-02-2007, 12:45 PM
vaginal fluids
repsSDN
08-02-2007, 12:49 PM
which made the whale sneeze
StAtiK1
08-02-2007, 12:51 PM
all over...
repsSDN
08-02-2007, 12:52 PM
a very small old lady
PROMO
08-02-2007, 01:47 PM
who enjoyed it
StAtiK1
08-02-2007, 01:53 PM
so much that..
repsSDN
08-02-2007, 01:54 PM
she orgasmed in her pants
everyone including her boss noticed
then the phone started ringing
moze.2
08-03-2007, 01:36 AM
$3 and a fat hermaphrodite
Snuff
08-03-2007, 10:24 PM
and dog wearing a cape
rayseone
08-03-2007, 11:00 PM
flew and bit her in
Kruxos
08-03-2007, 11:09 PM
left nut, wich no one
FIN one
08-03-2007, 11:10 PM
has ever seen but thought..
the.P03RK.ster.KF
08-03-2007, 11:29 PM
what the fuck is she
Kruxos
08-04-2007, 02:13 AM
said the sheriff hugh g. rection
FIN one
08-04-2007, 02:51 AM
who then put it in
xFatel.Onex
08-04-2007, 03:07 AM
his vagina which he loved...
anti-anti-crime
08-04-2007, 07:49 AM
very very much but he
smooth_nuts
08-04-2007, 08:26 AM
loved smacking that way more
Derogatory9o5
08-04-2007, 08:32 AM
then his boy friends gigantic..
repsSDN
08-04-2007, 10:11 AM
remote controlled boat that had
Snuff
08-04-2007, 01:08 PM
a banana anchor and black
smooth_nuts
08-04-2007, 02:01 PM
dildos painted all over it
StAtiK1
08-04-2007, 02:38 PM
which he occasionally..
Dr. Kazer
08-04-2007, 04:18 PM
stuck up his rear end
-Saiko-
08-04-2007, 05:41 PM
and shit on a pole.....
anti-anti-crime
08-04-2007, 06:45 PM
when he busted a nut
repsSDN
08-05-2007, 06:05 AM
using his feet instead of
Kruxos
08-05-2007, 06:48 AM
his technologically advanced robotarms
nero122
08-05-2007, 07:02 AM
until they broke so he
Desipher
08-05-2007, 08:00 AM
took out his ribs
anti-anti-crime
08-05-2007, 08:34 AM
and put them on the
nero122
08-05-2007, 10:21 AM
crackhead fat herpes infected .................................... finger
StAtiK1
08-05-2007, 10:36 AM
which he used to pleasure himself
anti-anti-crime
08-05-2007, 12:07 PM
after watching a special on...
nero122
08-05-2007, 12:24 PM
transexuals so he became one
anti-anti-crime
08-05-2007, 12:26 PM
and then met his boyfriends...
nero122
08-05-2007, 12:36 PM
neonazi sister n got beaten like
Derogatory9o5
08-05-2007, 12:39 PM
A giant peice of meat
soul_731
08-05-2007, 01:54 PM
with rabies, and then he
Snuff
08-05-2007, 02:39 PM
was distrurbed by his sister
nero122
08-05-2007, 04:32 PM
who masterbated a horse and
StAtiK1
08-05-2007, 08:50 PM
took the load in his mouth
anti-anti-crime
08-05-2007, 10:07 PM
and it went right down...
sketch3
08-06-2007, 04:17 PM
to his inflamed prostate gland
moze.2
08-06-2007, 05:49 PM
And diarreah went all over
sketch3
08-06-2007, 05:50 PM
in his open flesh wound
StAtiK1
08-06-2007, 08:29 PM
he screamed louder than a...
sketch3
08-06-2007, 08:48 PM
opera-singer with a split coche
killtheugly
08-06-2007, 08:59 PM
he went to disneyland to
sketch3
08-06-2007, 09:05 PM
violate micky mouses poop shoot
killtheugly
08-07-2007, 12:20 AM
colon popped, gushing blood / bile
StAtiK1
08-07-2007, 10:48 AM
which he licked up
killtheugly
08-07-2007, 11:27 AM
then dried to make cake
sketch3
08-07-2007, 12:07 PM
for the old folks home
repsSDN
08-07-2007, 12:53 PM
in alaska where small animals
killtheugly
08-07-2007, 01:27 PM
are made into dick mitts
G-Fat
08-07-2007, 05:09 PM
afterwards they're lit on fire
anti-anti-crime
08-07-2007, 06:58 PM
because they owed the mafia
sketch3
08-07-2007, 07:00 PM
one free blow job token
G-Fat
08-07-2007, 07:20 PM
because the retarded chicken molester
anti-anti-crime
08-07-2007, 07:47 PM
broke his promise to the
Snuff
08-07-2007, 08:34 PM
subscription of girls gone wild
*OsBaGoSh@
08-07-2007, 09:38 PM
My mom ate my acid
G-Fat
08-07-2007, 09:52 PM
subscription of girls gone wild
which mean no more masturbating
From the Ground Up
08-07-2007, 09:56 PM
My mom ate my acid
and she's trippin like she's
anti-anti-crime
08-07-2007, 10:19 PM
having sex with a million
G-Fat
08-07-2007, 11:03 PM
rusty car mufflers, covered in
killtheugly
08-07-2007, 11:56 PM
blood, dried cum, needle leftovers
anti-anti-crime
08-08-2007, 01:31 AM
and shit stains and because...
Dr. Kazer
08-08-2007, 01:44 AM
someone paid her twenty dollars...
Desipher
08-08-2007, 02:43 AM
to caress the open wound
repsSDN
08-08-2007, 06:13 AM
she can now buy a
killtheugly
08-08-2007, 09:36 AM
meal worm infested happy meal
repsSDN
08-08-2007, 09:42 AM
with extra tomato sauce and
StAtiK1
08-08-2007, 03:47 PM
earwigs on the side
AoAssis
08-08-2007, 09:05 PM
of a fat donkey dick
repsSDN
08-09-2007, 05:26 AM
tht is circumsised and is
StAtiK1
08-09-2007, 10:41 PM
splitting down the middle cause...
G-Fat
08-10-2007, 01:30 AM
the paper boy was molested
Desipher
08-10-2007, 05:10 AM
just shortly after the 1st
repsSDN
08-10-2007, 06:47 AM
visit to the gay association
Snuff
08-10-2007, 10:10 AM
with his new rainbow bookbag
killtheugly
08-10-2007, 11:50 AM
i molested the paperboy, me!
repsSDN
08-10-2007, 11:55 AM
explained george bush to his
G-Fat
08-10-2007, 01:05 PM
two daughters, who were yelling
Desipher
08-10-2007, 03:47 PM
and fighting and struggling to
From the Ground Up
08-10-2007, 03:52 PM
compose their laughter at George's
repsSDN
08-10-2007, 05:00 PM
small circumsised penis with only
G-Fat
08-10-2007, 09:50 PM
one testicle and ghonerhea falling
##sable##
08-10-2007, 10:01 PM
from the dead skin on
Desipher
08-11-2007, 04:39 AM
foreskin shaft and on the
nero122
08-11-2007, 05:27 AM
lips of theyr vaginas
killtheugly
08-11-2007, 11:42 AM
freak incest fucks with issues
nero122
08-11-2007, 11:45 AM
went on dr phill to
StAtiK1
08-11-2007, 02:21 PM
discuss their issue with...
G-Fat
08-11-2007, 02:49 PM
how marc ecko loves little
nero122
08-11-2007, 04:05 PM
pens cos he thinks he can graff
MainEvent
08-11-2007, 04:17 PM
so fuck this gay thread
killtheugly
08-11-2007, 09:00 PM
in it's dirty brown eye
keenurkeenurkeenur
08-11-2007, 10:47 PM
while i microwave a baby
DZINE
08-11-2007, 10:50 PM
I'm doing your mom and
G-Fat
08-13-2007, 12:02 AM
I'm doing your mom and
she's a filthy, juicey squirter
while shes thinking of a..
StAtiK1
08-13-2007, 11:22 AM
horse railing her asshole
AoAssis
08-13-2007, 11:42 AM
One , two, three, four, five.
sex without condoms
08-13-2007, 11:54 AM
while i microwave a baby
you stick it in her.
xFatel.Onex
08-14-2007, 12:39 AM
sorry too kill this thread...
eQust-tbk
08-14-2007, 01:11 AM
so i will kill you...
Bazer
08-14-2007, 01:44 AM
and eat your baby...dude.
xFatel.Onex
08-14-2007, 03:08 AM
because gorge bush likes cock...
StAtiK1
08-14-2007, 06:42 PM
in his throat and asshole
because gorge bush likes cock...
and, dude u cant spell
StAtiK1
08-14-2007, 10:17 PM
so go back to grade school
From the Ground Up
08-14-2007, 10:46 PM
and stare at the boys'
##sable##
08-15-2007, 12:21 AM
dicks. and go out bombing
SKriBL*666
08-15-2007, 12:31 AM
while poppin struddle in the toaster...
dcite
08-15-2007, 12:40 AM
waitin till its nicely burnt
killtheugly
08-15-2007, 12:44 AM
then stick dick on toaster
G-Fat
08-15-2007, 01:14 AM
to get an even burn
KASE2
08-15-2007, 01:34 AM
nd scream very very loud
SKriBL*666
08-15-2007, 02:35 AM
so ur mom can
StAtiK1
08-15-2007, 09:55 AM
put special cream on it
G-Fat
08-15-2007, 12:40 PM
to insure its well cooked
From the Ground Up
08-15-2007, 01:21 PM
. And Whats the Deal With
*****s jockin my cock hard?
SKriBL*666
08-15-2007, 04:08 PM
All i fuckin wanted was!.....
StAtiK1
08-15-2007, 04:26 PM
my dick in your moms ass
repsSDN
08-15-2007, 05:52 PM
so i cud piss all
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