5 word story...

[·jaikone·]

Of My Pee Out Of...

[dreddysocks]

my twelve inch long weiner

[StAtiK1]

and then slap u with it

[repsSDN]

causing your small neck to

[ezeepb]

swell like a bitch and

[Edward"Sezer"Hands]

this story to end now.

[anti-anti-crime]

but lets keep it going

[Desipher]

the other way because we're

[anti-anti-crime]

so kool because were all

[StAtiK1]

wearing fluoresent pink outfits

[repsSDN]

and playing with our hairy

[StAtiK1]

ball sacks

[repsSDN]

together in a small room

[·jaikone·]

cuz thats how we roll!

[SKriBL*666]

wtf george cloone's here?!...

[StAtiK1]

lets murder him and...

[Desipher]

skull fuck his awkwardly lifeless

[smooth_nuts]

knee caps until we cum

[repsSDN]

onto his daughters face and

[smooth_nuts]

then an evil bunnie burst

[repsSDN]

into the room with his

[StAtiK1]

giant butt plug

[repsSDN]

dripping with anal cum and

[xFatel.Onex]

krink which is beautiful because...

[repsSDN]

its brown krink and looks

[StAtiK1]

very tasty cause its my birthday

[StAtiK1]

one day there was...

[who is mike jones ?]

MIke JoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONESss *****AAAAAAAAAA JEA

[glass]

then mike was shot because

[0lick]

he fucks pickles and

[SKriBL*666]

licks cheesecakes for the thrills and...

[Rogue]

rogue gets a bottle of blood

[SKriBL*666]

then passes it on to skribl...

[0lick]

then cops show up

[Atom1er]

and shove their giant nightsticks

[Rogue]

on animal blood tags that

[0lick]

doesnt make any fuckin sence?

[Citizin]

then i smell your tittys.

[0lick]

but then you find out

[SKriBL*666]

that is was a penis

[G-Fat]

that squirted a magical crisco

[0lick]

that gave powers such as....

[##sable##]

incredible sexual prowess and a...

[0lick]

ability to use your penis

[Pegasus]

for someone to sniff when

[0lick]

u cry in your closet

[StAtiK1]

which gives u privacy so u can..

[##sable##]

make magical space jelly and...

[killtheugly]

mold into a new fleshlight

[b-boy]

To bomb the shit out

[DZINE]

of iranian meth labs on

[b-boy]

the 5th of september 2007

[glass]

(the year of the wombat)

[anti-anti-crime]

when george bush got fucked

[aunt jemima]

by his youngest daughter who

[0lick]

a transvestite

[souper-soker]

is only two words you...

[Rogue]

donkey raping shit eater so

[StAtiK1]

lick my ass and balls

[##sable##]

said the magical fairy who...

[xFatel.Onex]

jerked off to grown men...

(is it just me or does that sable and that stAtik dude post to much in here?)

[StAtiK1]

jerked off to grown men...

(is it just me or does that sable and that stAtik dude post to much in here?)

its not just you. lmao

[##sable##]

sable told fatel.one to stfu...

[StAtiK1]

and statik agreed

[##sable##]

sable thanked statek for support

(and now sable is posting over and over cuz fatel.ones bein a jackass)

[StAtiK1]

so is statik, and he also made sable aware that he put an e in statik's name instead of an i:P lmao

[##sable##]

sable said oops. then fatel.one...

[0lick]

gave inner species erotica to....

[B3astsh!t1]

his mom then she said

[StAtiK1]

"oooo that feels nice!"

[##sable##]

fatel.one was fucking dogs when...

[StAtiK1]

his mother walked in the room and...

[0lick]

filmed Back Door Sluts 9

[##sable##]

ooooooo sable said. thats funny.

[0lick]

0lick thanks sable and gives...

[##sable##]

5 shiny new nickels to...

[StAtiK1]

statik because hes a cool guy

[0lick]

but then he finds out....

[StAtiK1]

that the nickels are actually chocolate with foil over them. lmao

[0lick]

hahahhahahah

but they were magical chocolates

[StAtiK1]

and when he ate them...

[##sable##]

he turned into a magical...

[0lick]

they be stealin my luckycharms

[##sable##]

where the fuck did yeu come from with that? it dosnt even fucking fit. im puzzled.

somebody start it again.

[0lick]

then thier was 0lick who...

[##sable##]

is not sexy like sable...

[0lick]

but gets more women because..

[StAtiK1]

lmfao i was thinking the same thing sable

[StAtiK1]

gets more women because the women he gets are transvestites

[##sable##]

but sable gets the real ladies.

[0lick]

and olick gets the smokin hot blones with nice asses

"fuck u 5 word rule"

[From the Ground Up]

but olick should obey rules....


lol *tisk tisk*

[0lick]

ill go cry in my......

[StAtiK1]

play pen and

[0lick]

invite some hot girls to

[StAtiK1]

suck my small penis. lmao(meaning 0licks)

[0lick]

Olickyourpussy

[StAtiK1]

said the midget who..

[0lick]

did graffit and..

[##sable##]

is not seckzy like sable.

[0lick]

nowhere near sexy like 0lick

[##sable##]

wait wait wait. we all know im teh seckzyest.

[StAtiK1]

ya 0lick u dont know who ur up against lmao... i have been known to be quite seckzy myself

[##sable##]

yea i heard about yeur seckzyness on google. yeu gotz aim?

[0lick]

ive won the "most sexy award" eight times already... sucka

[StAtiK1]

ya told u guys see, im on teh fuckin g00gle

[StAtiK1]

ive won the "most sexy award" eight times already... sucka

but u aint on g00gle fool

[##sable##]

oh im on google, yahoo, even ebay. people try to even sell my seckzy ass.

[0lick]

id tap dat o.O

[StAtiK1]

haha ya i think sables got one up on all us seckzy's

[##sable##]

dats true. hes hott.

[0lick]

reminds me of inner species erotica

[##sable##]

lol. yeah i like to indulge every once ina while

[0lick]

i have chestnut sundays

[StAtiK1]

lmfao... one day there was a...

[0lick]

a dead bunny,

[##sable##]

with a ghonoria diseased...

[0lick]

intestines that jeffry dahmer liked.......

"google search jefry dohmer. i dunno how to spell his name''

[##sable##]

its jeffree dahmer. i know...

[0lick]

hes sexy

[##sable##]

hes also dead.

[0lick]

im a necropheliac......

[##sable##]

for real? sable is too...

[0lick]

thats whack yo, maby we....

[##sable##]

are some fucked up kids

[0lick]

lets make a movie called

EDIT

sable have u gotten pics of the ink yet? im waiting*wink wink*

[##sable##]

seckzy and dead 4.

yea im workin on that

[0lick]

the true necro storys lol

igt thanks

[ODonthesetrees]

this shit is wack truly

[0lick]

hes just jelious of our....

[StAtiK1]

seckzy bodies

[##sable##]

and sable was like. day um we ruined this shit for real.

[##sable##]

but we still seckzy

[xFatel.Onex]

im a fan of sable...

[xFatel.Onex]

because hes posting lots cuz...

[xFatel.Onex]

I only dissed him once!...

[##sable##]

sarcasm? cuz i definatly love sable.

[nero122]

sable went over 5 words :(

[##sable##]

oops he did. then bush...

[nero122]

cut off the bush jokes n

[nero122]

said be more imaganitive dudette

[##sable##]

was 6 words yeu big...

[0lick]

dick............you still wanna trade?

[ezeepb]

i do want to trade

[##sable##]

Hell Yea I Do Wanna Trade! Pm Me

[StAtiK1]

this thread has hit an all time low lmao

[0lick]

YOU SPEAK LIES......*looks at three words**.........DAM LIER!!!

[xFatel.Onex]

thats a beautiful sight because....

[SOOF]

this fucking thread is beat =_=

[StAtiK1]

said micheal jackson

[DZINE]

as he raped elton john

[StAtiK1]

with a butt plug

[##sable##]

and then sable came back....

[NoWorries]

And Slit Micheal Jackson's throat.

[-GEKS-]

with a piece of broken glass

[NoWorries]

he ran for the door.

[G-Fat]

when he was blocked by

[geritto]

zombie Barney And Elmo!!

[tense]

and his faithful compannion

[geritto]

pooty tang!

[tense]

michael jackson was engulfed by

[geritto]

ape penises and cow jizz

[NoWorries]

Together, (zombie Barney, Elmo and pooty tang) they ran Outside

[Devise]

to meat a fierce beast

[tense]

named Slowly MclovinU

[Devise]

who raped them all with...

[NoWorries]

A really huge Jack-in-the-Box

[Devise]

then they (zombie Barney, Elmo and pooty tang) got into it

[##sable##]

/\/\/\ what happened to sable?

[Devise]

but in the heat of

[NoWorries]

The Fight, Sable ran over

[StAtiK1]

fabel's mother

[##sable##]

OH NOOOOOZ! said sable. devise.....

[NoWorries]

tried to help fabels's mother

[Devise]

and with a gallant push...

[0lick]

gained 8 different STD's, but

[##sable##]

none of them were fatal....

[Devise]

exept one... that has a

[0lick]

magicol fairy that gave him..

[smooth_nuts]

some yummy dead baby bbq

[##sable##]

that sable stole. yummy. sudenly...

[Roolete]

smooth nuts grew ball hair

[smooth_nuts]

which he later shaved off

[##sable##]

cuz hes a slippery bastard...

[0lick]

balls are smooth as eggs.

[smooth_nuts]

and now completely fucking hairless

[intaout]

like a shiny bald head :shifty:

[0lick]

but one day. his mother....

[Roolete]

found evidence of his graffitizorz

[0lick]

and olick is now sleepy

[smooth_nuts]

and will soon be ass-rizzaped



MUhahahahaha

[toke_wdc]

those five words were gay^^^

[Roolete]

toke was alone at night...

[smooth_nuts]

masturbating in his bed room when

[Roolete]

jesus came down and said

[Rogue]

" I am Jesus hear me...."

[smooth_nuts]

"and prepare yourself for some"

[##sable##]

then the arch diasis said...

[Roolete]

why duh fuck i here?

[AoAssis]

You suck at english, word.

[sketch3]

word is bond like james

[0lick]

...like rick james...but jesus.

(i have no idea wtf is goin on)

[ezeepb]

... was attacked by the wolf...

[-Sinn-]

then sinn tagged his face

[0lick]

and had severe anal trauma

[Disec1]

that bled for seven days

[Desipher]

because the tampon didnt stop

[SOOF]

fucking around with my old..

[McLovin]

^^^???then two lesbian twins said.....

[toxus]

(That made no sense, but ya)

.... Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh oooh babbby.........

[Bombsquad13]

i want a guy too but,....

[0lick]

a transvestite will do just..

[killtheugly]

fine for you scum bags

[Rogue]

that love to eat lots

[smooth_nuts]

of mad rotten zombie pussy

[0lick]

clit that bleeds for 394

[NoWorries]

The Other Day, I Saw..

[Rogue]

a dead jewish baby named

[smooth_nuts]

smooth nuts who had a

[McLovin]

inverted penis and no balls

[CRN-one]

yet they call him tripod.

[Rogue]

which is ued to hold cameras

[Ray of Today]

suddenly he farted blood and

[killtheugly]

pissed tapeworms, shit and clots

[repsSDN]

into a small babys cot

[CRN-one]

all while screaming "tis bumbleclot!"

[FuGu]

and drinking 40's of semen

[seez1seez1]

he died from eating that

[smooth_nuts]

dead baby he found at

[Mommywonthugme]

wal mart in west philly.

[seez1seez1]

fuckin donkeys like too suck

[StAtiK1]

big black penis

[##sable##]

thats only three words dude.

[StAtiK1]

isnt it 5 or less?

[MontanaPainter]

once upon a time

[StAtiK1]

there was a wall

[Buck Naked]

with nuts on it that

[StAtiK1]

were blue

[0lick]

because they were swollen

[rekon]

dog had shit in it

[StAtiK1]

that made no sense

[##sable##]

but sable is really seckzy.

[AnteUp]

cuz sables from texas :O!!!

(hit me up on pm sable)

[Slushi]

^^ Your signature makes me wanna stab you.

[sketch3]

cosinged

[Slushi]

Im willing to bet that t shirt only comes in 4XL.

[StAtiK1]

said the hippo but he was happy cause it might fit him:)

[Lucas]

then molested three young chimps

[Pharoah]

but they had siphilis so

[dubdezimoh]

he skinned and ate them