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##sable##
08-10-2007, 09:01 PM
from the dead skin on

Desipher
08-11-2007, 03:39 AM
foreskin shaft and on the

nero122
08-11-2007, 04:27 AM
lips of theyr vaginas

killtheugly
08-11-2007, 10:42 AM
freak incest fucks with issues

nero122
08-11-2007, 10:45 AM
went on dr phill to

StAtiK1
08-11-2007, 01:21 PM
discuss their issue with...

G-Fat
08-11-2007, 01:49 PM
how marc ecko loves little

nero122
08-11-2007, 03:05 PM
pens cos he thinks he can graff

MainEvent
08-11-2007, 03:17 PM
so fuck this gay thread

killtheugly
08-11-2007, 08:00 PM
in it's dirty brown eye

keenurkeenurkeenur
08-11-2007, 09:47 PM
while i microwave a baby

DZINE
08-11-2007, 09:50 PM
I'm doing your mom and

1-7
08-12-2007, 10:25 PM
i need to paint now.

G-Fat
08-12-2007, 11:02 PM
I'm doing your mom and
she's a filthy, juicey squirter

SOOF
08-12-2007, 11:07 PM
while shes thinking of a..

StAtiK1
08-13-2007, 10:22 AM
horse railing her asshole

AoAssis
08-13-2007, 10:42 AM
One , two, three, four, five.

sex without condoms
08-13-2007, 10:54 AM
while i microwave a baby

you stick it in her.

xFatel.Onex
08-13-2007, 11:39 PM
sorry too kill this thread...

eQust-tbk
08-14-2007, 12:11 AM
so i will kill you...

1nOnly Baze
08-14-2007, 12:44 AM
and eat your baby...dude.

xFatel.Onex
08-14-2007, 02:08 AM
because gorge bush likes cock...

StAtiK1
08-14-2007, 05:42 PM
in his throat and asshole

mas$
08-14-2007, 06:12 PM
because gorge bush likes cock...
and, dude u cant spell

StAtiK1
08-14-2007, 09:17 PM
so go back to grade school

From the Ground Up
08-14-2007, 09:46 PM
and stare at the boys'

##sable##
08-14-2007, 11:21 PM
dicks. and go out bombing

SKriBL*666
08-14-2007, 11:31 PM
while poppin struddle in the toaster...

dcite
08-14-2007, 11:40 PM
waitin till its nicely burnt

killtheugly
08-14-2007, 11:44 PM
then stick dick on toaster

G-Fat
08-15-2007, 12:14 AM
to get an even burn

KASE2
08-15-2007, 12:34 AM
nd scream very very loud

SKriBL*666
08-15-2007, 01:35 AM
so ur mom can

StAtiK1
08-15-2007, 08:55 AM
put special cream on it

G-Fat
08-15-2007, 11:40 AM
to insure its well cooked

From the Ground Up
08-15-2007, 12:21 PM
. And Whats the Deal With

Cham
08-15-2007, 12:38 PM
*****s jockin my cock hard?

SKriBL*666
08-15-2007, 03:08 PM
All i fuckin wanted was!.....

StAtiK1
08-15-2007, 03:26 PM
my dick in your moms ass

repsSDN
08-15-2007, 04:52 PM
so i cud piss all

·jaikone·
08-15-2007, 05:03 PM
Of My Pee Out Of...

dreddysocks
08-15-2007, 05:26 PM
my twelve inch long weiner

StAtiK1
08-15-2007, 07:28 PM
and then slap u with it

repsSDN
08-15-2007, 07:29 PM
causing your small neck to

ezeepb
08-15-2007, 08:44 PM
swell like a bitch and

Edward"Sezer"Hands
08-15-2007, 09:18 PM
this story to end now.

anti-anti-crime
08-15-2007, 09:20 PM
but lets keep it going

Desipher
08-15-2007, 11:50 PM
the other way because we're

anti-anti-crime
08-16-2007, 12:03 AM
so kool because were all

StAtiK1
08-16-2007, 09:36 AM
wearing fluoresent pink outfits

repsSDN
08-16-2007, 09:43 AM
and playing with our hairy

StAtiK1
08-16-2007, 02:22 PM
ball sacks

repsSDN
08-16-2007, 02:23 PM
together in a small room

·jaikone·
08-16-2007, 04:12 PM
cuz thats how we roll!

SKriBL*666
08-16-2007, 04:15 PM
wtf george cloone's here?!...

StAtiK1
08-16-2007, 09:53 PM
lets murder him and...

Desipher
08-17-2007, 04:11 AM
skull fuck his awkwardly lifeless

smooth_nuts
08-17-2007, 04:51 AM
knee caps until we cum

repsSDN
08-17-2007, 04:59 AM
onto his daughters face and

smooth_nuts
08-17-2007, 05:08 AM
then an evil bunnie burst

repsSDN
08-17-2007, 05:15 AM
into the room with his

StAtiK1
08-17-2007, 09:14 AM
giant butt plug

repsSDN
08-17-2007, 12:22 PM
dripping with anal cum and

xFatel.Onex
08-17-2007, 01:46 PM
krink which is beautiful because...

repsSDN
08-17-2007, 04:36 PM
its brown krink and looks

StAtiK1
08-18-2007, 09:11 AM
very tasty cause its my birthday

StAtiK1
08-20-2007, 09:22 AM
one day there was...

who is mike jones ?
08-20-2007, 04:40 PM
MIke JoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONESss *****AAAAAAAAAA JEA

glass
08-20-2007, 05:08 PM
then mike was shot because

0lick
08-20-2007, 06:57 PM
he fucks pickles and

SKriBL*666
08-20-2007, 07:04 PM
licks cheesecakes for the thrills and...

Rogue
08-20-2007, 07:07 PM
rogue gets a bottle of blood

SKriBL*666
08-20-2007, 07:08 PM
then passes it on to skribl...

0lick
08-20-2007, 07:16 PM
then cops show up

Atom1er
08-20-2007, 07:18 PM
and shove their giant nightsticks

Rogue
08-20-2007, 07:31 PM
on animal blood tags that

0lick
08-20-2007, 07:40 PM
doesnt make any fuckin sence?

Citizin
08-20-2007, 08:21 PM
then i smell your tittys.

0lick
08-20-2007, 08:24 PM
but then you find out

SKriBL*666
08-20-2007, 11:11 PM
that is was a penis

G-Fat
08-20-2007, 11:13 PM
that squirted a magical crisco

0lick
08-20-2007, 11:45 PM
that gave powers such as....

##sable##
08-20-2007, 11:53 PM
incredible sexual prowess and a...

0lick
08-21-2007, 12:51 AM
ability to use your penis

Pegasus
08-21-2007, 01:06 AM
for someone to sniff when

0lick
08-21-2007, 01:11 AM
u cry in your closet

StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 09:01 AM
which gives u privacy so u can..

##sable##
08-21-2007, 09:47 AM
make magical space jelly and...

killtheugly
08-21-2007, 10:28 AM
mold into a new fleshlight

b-boy
08-21-2007, 11:16 AM
To bomb the shit out

DZINE
08-21-2007, 11:27 AM
of iranian meth labs on

b-boy
08-21-2007, 12:00 PM
the 5th of september 2007

glass
08-21-2007, 12:24 PM
(the year of the wombat)

anti-anti-crime
08-21-2007, 03:14 PM
when george bush got fucked

aunt jemima
08-21-2007, 03:21 PM
by his youngest daughter who

0lick
08-21-2007, 04:56 PM
a transvestite

souper-soker
08-21-2007, 04:59 PM
is only two words you...

Rogue
08-21-2007, 05:01 PM
donkey raping shit eater so

StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 05:22 PM
lick my ass and balls

##sable##
08-21-2007, 05:34 PM
said the magical fairy who...

xFatel.Onex
08-21-2007, 06:51 PM
jerked off to grown men...

(is it just me or does that sable and that stAtik dude post to much in here?)

StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 07:05 PM
jerked off to grown men...

(is it just me or does that sable and that stAtik dude post to much in here?)

its not just you. lmao

##sable##
08-21-2007, 07:33 PM
sable told fatel.one to stfu...

StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 07:33 PM
and statik agreed

##sable##
08-21-2007, 07:36 PM
sable thanked statek for support

(and now sable is posting over and over cuz fatel.ones bein a jackass)

StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 07:47 PM
so is statik, and he also made sable aware that he put an e in statik's name instead of an i:P lmao

##sable##
08-21-2007, 07:49 PM
sable said oops. then fatel.one...

0lick
08-21-2007, 07:54 PM
gave inner species erotica to....

B3astsh!t1
08-21-2007, 07:54 PM
his mom then she said

StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 07:59 PM
"oooo that feels nice!"

##sable##
08-21-2007, 08:07 PM
fatel.one was fucking dogs when...

StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 08:08 PM
his mother walked in the room and...

0lick
08-21-2007, 08:09 PM
filmed Back Door Sluts 9

##sable##
08-21-2007, 08:22 PM
ooooooo sable said. thats funny.

0lick
08-21-2007, 08:22 PM
0lick thanks sable and gives...

##sable##
08-21-2007, 08:25 PM
5 shiny new nickels to...

StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 08:26 PM
statik because hes a cool guy

0lick
08-21-2007, 08:27 PM
but then he finds out....

StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 08:28 PM
that the nickels are actually chocolate with foil over them. lmao

0lick
08-21-2007, 08:33 PM
hahahhahahah

but they were magical chocolates

StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 08:33 PM
and when he ate them...

##sable##
08-21-2007, 08:35 PM
he turned into a magical...

0lick
08-21-2007, 08:35 PM
they be stealin my luckycharms

##sable##
08-21-2007, 08:49 PM
where the fuck did yeu come from with that? it dosnt even fucking fit. im puzzled.

somebody start it again.

0lick
08-21-2007, 08:50 PM
then thier was 0lick who...

##sable##
08-21-2007, 08:52 PM
is not sexy like sable...

0lick
08-21-2007, 08:53 PM
but gets more women because..

StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 08:55 PM
lmfao i was thinking the same thing sable

StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 08:55 PM
gets more women because the women he gets are transvestites

##sable##
08-21-2007, 08:57 PM
but sable gets the real ladies.

0lick
08-21-2007, 08:58 PM
and olick gets the smokin hot blones with nice asses

"fuck u 5 word rule"

From the Ground Up
08-21-2007, 09:02 PM
but olick should obey rules....


lol *tisk tisk*

0lick
08-21-2007, 09:04 PM
ill go cry in my......

StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 09:10 PM
play pen and

0lick
08-21-2007, 09:11 PM
invite some hot girls to

StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 09:11 PM
suck my small penis. lmao(meaning 0licks)

0lick
08-21-2007, 09:12 PM
Olickyourpussy

StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 09:13 PM
said the midget who..

0lick
08-21-2007, 09:14 PM
did graffit and..

##sable##
08-21-2007, 09:15 PM
is not seckzy like sable.

0lick
08-21-2007, 09:18 PM
nowhere near sexy like 0lick

##sable##
08-21-2007, 09:20 PM
wait wait wait. we all know im teh seckzyest.

StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 09:30 PM
ya 0lick u dont know who ur up against lmao... i have been known to be quite seckzy myself

##sable##
08-21-2007, 09:32 PM
yea i heard about yeur seckzyness on google. yeu gotz aim?

0lick
08-21-2007, 09:33 PM
ive won the "most sexy award" eight times already... sucka

StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 09:33 PM
ya told u guys see, im on teh fuckin g00gle

StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 09:34 PM
ive won the "most sexy award" eight times already... sucka

but u aint on g00gle fool

##sable##
08-21-2007, 09:35 PM
oh im on google, yahoo, even ebay. people try to even sell my seckzy ass.

0lick
08-21-2007, 09:36 PM
id tap dat o.O

StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 09:38 PM
haha ya i think sables got one up on all us seckzy's

##sable##
08-21-2007, 09:40 PM
dats true. hes hott.

0lick
08-21-2007, 09:42 PM
reminds me of inner species erotica

##sable##
08-21-2007, 09:44 PM
lol. yeah i like to indulge every once ina while

0lick
08-21-2007, 09:53 PM
i have chestnut sundays

StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 09:56 PM
lmfao... one day there was a...

0lick
08-21-2007, 09:57 PM
a dead bunny,

##sable##
08-21-2007, 10:00 PM
with a ghonoria diseased...

0lick
08-21-2007, 10:01 PM
intestines that jeffry dahmer liked.......

"google search jefry dohmer. i dunno how to spell his name''

##sable##
08-21-2007, 10:04 PM
its jeffree dahmer. i know...

0lick
08-21-2007, 10:09 PM
hes sexy

##sable##
08-21-2007, 10:11 PM
hes also dead.

0lick
08-21-2007, 10:13 PM
im a necropheliac......

##sable##
08-21-2007, 10:15 PM
for real? sable is too...

0lick
08-21-2007, 10:19 PM
thats whack yo, maby we....

##sable##
08-21-2007, 10:21 PM
are some fucked up kids

0lick
08-21-2007, 10:27 PM
lets make a movie called

EDIT

sable have u gotten pics of the ink yet? im waiting*wink wink*

##sable##
08-21-2007, 10:45 PM
seckzy and dead 4.

yea im workin on that

0lick
08-21-2007, 10:52 PM
the true necro storys lol

igt thanks

ODonthesetrees
08-21-2007, 11:00 PM
this shit is wack truly

0lick
08-21-2007, 11:02 PM
hes just jelious of our....

StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 11:40 PM
seckzy bodies

##sable##
08-21-2007, 11:49 PM
and sable was like. day um we ruined this shit for real.

##sable##
08-21-2007, 11:49 PM
but we still seckzy

xFatel.Onex
08-22-2007, 02:55 AM
im a fan of sable...

xFatel.Onex
08-22-2007, 02:56 AM
because hes posting lots cuz...

xFatel.Onex
08-22-2007, 02:56 AM
I only dissed him once!...

##sable##
08-22-2007, 03:16 AM
sarcasm? cuz i definatly love sable.

nero122
08-22-2007, 03:45 AM
sable went over 5 words :(

##sable##
08-22-2007, 04:35 AM
oops he did. then bush...

nero122
08-22-2007, 05:58 AM
cut off the bush jokes n

nero122
08-22-2007, 06:08 AM
said be more imaganitive dudette

##sable##
08-22-2007, 12:06 PM
was 6 words yeu big...

0lick
08-22-2007, 05:55 PM
dick............you still wanna trade?

ezeepb
08-22-2007, 06:21 PM
i do want to trade

##sable##
08-22-2007, 07:14 PM
Hell Yea I Do Wanna Trade! Pm Me

StAtiK1
08-22-2007, 07:21 PM
this thread has hit an all time low lmao

0lick
08-22-2007, 07:43 PM
YOU SPEAK LIES......*looks at three words**.........DAM LIER!!!

xFatel.Onex
08-24-2007, 12:29 AM
thats a beautiful sight because....

SOOF
08-24-2007, 01:24 AM
this fucking thread is beat =_=

StAtiK1
08-24-2007, 03:39 PM
said micheal jackson

DZINE
08-24-2007, 03:56 PM
as he raped elton john

StAtiK1
08-24-2007, 08:40 PM
with a butt plug

##sable##
08-24-2007, 09:27 PM
and then sable came back....

NoWorries
08-24-2007, 09:54 PM
And Slit Micheal Jackson's throat.

-GEKS-
08-24-2007, 10:07 PM
with a piece of broken glass

NoWorries
08-24-2007, 10:09 PM
he ran for the door.

G-Fat
08-24-2007, 10:29 PM
when he was blocked by

geritto
08-24-2007, 10:35 PM
zombie Barney And Elmo!!

tense
08-24-2007, 10:35 PM
and his faithful compannion

geritto
08-24-2007, 10:40 PM
pooty tang!

tense
08-24-2007, 10:42 PM
michael jackson was engulfed by

geritto
08-24-2007, 10:43 PM
ape penises and cow jizz

NoWorries
08-24-2007, 10:50 PM
Together, (zombie Barney, Elmo and pooty tang) they ran Outside

Devise
08-24-2007, 10:53 PM
to meat a fierce beast

tense
08-24-2007, 10:54 PM
named Slowly MclovinU

Devise
08-24-2007, 11:01 PM
who raped them all with...

NoWorries
08-24-2007, 11:17 PM
A really huge Jack-in-the-Box

Devise
08-24-2007, 11:25 PM
then they (zombie Barney, Elmo and pooty tang) got into it

##sable##
08-24-2007, 11:57 PM
/\/\/\ what happened to sable?

Devise
08-25-2007, 02:09 AM
but in the heat of

NoWorries
08-25-2007, 08:26 AM
The Fight, Sable ran over

StAtiK1
08-25-2007, 10:53 AM
fabel's mother

##sable##
08-25-2007, 11:31 AM
OH NOOOOOZ! said sable. devise.....

NoWorries
08-25-2007, 04:06 PM
tried to help fabels's mother

Devise
08-25-2007, 04:41 PM
and with a gallant push...

0lick
08-25-2007, 04:42 PM
gained 8 different STD's, but

##sable##
08-25-2007, 09:52 PM
none of them were fatal....

Devise
08-25-2007, 11:31 PM
exept one... that has a

0lick
08-26-2007, 12:13 AM
magicol fairy that gave him..

smooth_nuts
08-26-2007, 12:15 AM
some yummy dead baby bbq

##sable##
08-26-2007, 12:52 AM
that sable stole. yummy. sudenly...

Roolete
08-26-2007, 01:06 AM
smooth nuts grew ball hair

smooth_nuts
08-26-2007, 01:18 AM
which he later shaved off

##sable##
08-26-2007, 01:20 AM
cuz hes a slippery bastard...

0lick
08-26-2007, 01:23 AM
balls are smooth as eggs.

smooth_nuts
08-26-2007, 01:28 AM
and now completely fucking hairless

intaout
08-26-2007, 01:32 AM
like a shiny bald head :shifty:

0lick
08-26-2007, 01:33 AM
but one day. his mother....

Roolete
08-26-2007, 01:44 AM
found evidence of his graffitizorz

0lick
08-26-2007, 01:46 AM
and olick is now sleepy

smooth_nuts
08-26-2007, 01:48 AM
and will soon be ass-rizzaped



MUhahahahaha

toke_wdc
08-26-2007, 02:45 AM
those five words were gay^^^

Roolete
08-26-2007, 02:49 AM
toke was alone at night...

smooth_nuts
08-26-2007, 02:58 AM
masturbating in his bed room when

Roolete
08-26-2007, 03:02 AM
jesus came down and said

Rogue
08-26-2007, 03:15 AM
" I am Jesus hear me...."

smooth_nuts
08-26-2007, 03:43 AM
"and prepare yourself for some"

##sable##
08-26-2007, 09:04 AM
then the arch diasis said...

Roolete
08-26-2007, 12:17 PM
why duh fuck i here?

AoAssis
08-26-2007, 01:17 PM
You suck at english, word.

sketch3
08-26-2007, 01:32 PM
word is bond like james

0lick
08-26-2007, 10:58 PM
...like rick james...but jesus.

(i have no idea wtf is goin on)

ezeepb
08-27-2007, 10:03 AM
... was attacked by the wolf...

-Sinn-
08-27-2007, 01:34 PM
then sinn tagged his face

0lick
08-27-2007, 05:00 PM
and had severe anal trauma

Disec1
08-28-2007, 10:34 PM
that bled for seven days

Desipher
08-29-2007, 12:21 AM
because the tampon didnt stop

SOOF
08-29-2007, 01:32 AM
fucking around with my old..

McLovin
08-30-2007, 01:53 PM
^^^???then two lesbian twins said.....

toxus
08-30-2007, 03:31 PM
(That made no sense, but ya)

.... Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh oooh babbby.........