View Full Version : 5 word story...
·jaikone·
08-15-2007, 06:03 PM
Of My Pee Out Of...
dreddysocks
08-15-2007, 06:26 PM
my twelve inch long weiner
StAtiK1
08-15-2007, 08:28 PM
and then slap u with it
repsSDN
08-15-2007, 08:29 PM
causing your small neck to
ezeepb
08-15-2007, 09:44 PM
swell like a bitch and
Edward"Sezer"Hands
08-15-2007, 10:18 PM
this story to end now.
anti-anti-crime
08-15-2007, 10:20 PM
but lets keep it going
Desipher
08-16-2007, 12:50 AM
the other way because we're
anti-anti-crime
08-16-2007, 01:03 AM
so kool because were all
StAtiK1
08-16-2007, 10:36 AM
wearing fluoresent pink outfits
repsSDN
08-16-2007, 10:43 AM
and playing with our hairy
StAtiK1
08-16-2007, 03:22 PM
ball sacks
repsSDN
08-16-2007, 03:23 PM
together in a small room
·jaikone·
08-16-2007, 05:12 PM
cuz thats how we roll!
SKriBL*666
08-16-2007, 05:15 PM
wtf george cloone's here?!...
StAtiK1
08-16-2007, 10:53 PM
lets murder him and...
Desipher
08-17-2007, 05:11 AM
skull fuck his awkwardly lifeless
smooth_nuts
08-17-2007, 05:51 AM
knee caps until we cum
repsSDN
08-17-2007, 05:59 AM
onto his daughters face and
smooth_nuts
08-17-2007, 06:08 AM
then an evil bunnie burst
repsSDN
08-17-2007, 06:15 AM
into the room with his
StAtiK1
08-17-2007, 10:14 AM
giant butt plug
repsSDN
08-17-2007, 01:22 PM
dripping with anal cum and
xFatel.Onex
08-17-2007, 02:46 PM
krink which is beautiful because...
repsSDN
08-17-2007, 05:36 PM
its brown krink and looks
StAtiK1
08-18-2007, 10:11 AM
very tasty cause its my birthday
StAtiK1
08-20-2007, 10:22 AM
one day there was...
who is mike jones ?
08-20-2007, 05:40 PM
MIke JoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONESss *****AAAAAAAAAA JEA
glass
08-20-2007, 06:08 PM
then mike was shot because
0lick
08-20-2007, 07:57 PM
he fucks pickles and
SKriBL*666
08-20-2007, 08:04 PM
licks cheesecakes for the thrills and...
Rogue
08-20-2007, 08:07 PM
rogue gets a bottle of blood
SKriBL*666
08-20-2007, 08:08 PM
then passes it on to skribl...
0lick
08-20-2007, 08:16 PM
then cops show up
Atom1er
08-20-2007, 08:18 PM
and shove their giant nightsticks
Rogue
08-20-2007, 08:31 PM
on animal blood tags that
0lick
08-20-2007, 08:40 PM
doesnt make any fuckin sence?
Citizin
08-20-2007, 09:21 PM
then i smell your tittys.
0lick
08-20-2007, 09:24 PM
but then you find out
SKriBL*666
08-21-2007, 12:11 AM
that is was a penis
G-Fat
08-21-2007, 12:13 AM
that squirted a magical crisco
0lick
08-21-2007, 12:45 AM
that gave powers such as....
##sable##
08-21-2007, 12:53 AM
incredible sexual prowess and a...
0lick
08-21-2007, 01:51 AM
ability to use your penis
Pegasus
08-21-2007, 02:06 AM
for someone to sniff when
0lick
08-21-2007, 02:11 AM
u cry in your closet
StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 10:01 AM
which gives u privacy so u can..
##sable##
08-21-2007, 10:47 AM
make magical space jelly and...
killtheugly
08-21-2007, 11:28 AM
mold into a new fleshlight
b-boy
08-21-2007, 12:16 PM
To bomb the shit out
DZINE
08-21-2007, 12:27 PM
of iranian meth labs on
b-boy
08-21-2007, 01:00 PM
the 5th of september 2007
glass
08-21-2007, 01:24 PM
(the year of the wombat)
anti-anti-crime
08-21-2007, 04:14 PM
when george bush got fucked
aunt jemima
08-21-2007, 04:21 PM
by his youngest daughter who
0lick
08-21-2007, 05:56 PM
a transvestite
souper-soker
08-21-2007, 05:59 PM
is only two words you...
Rogue
08-21-2007, 06:01 PM
donkey raping shit eater so
StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 06:22 PM
lick my ass and balls
##sable##
08-21-2007, 06:34 PM
said the magical fairy who...
xFatel.Onex
08-21-2007, 07:51 PM
jerked off to grown men...
(is it just me or does that sable and that stAtik dude post to much in here?)
StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 08:05 PM
jerked off to grown men...
(is it just me or does that sable and that stAtik dude post to much in here?)
its not just you. lmao
##sable##
08-21-2007, 08:33 PM
sable told fatel.one to stfu...
StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 08:33 PM
and statik agreed
##sable##
08-21-2007, 08:36 PM
sable thanked statek for support
(and now sable is posting over and over cuz fatel.ones bein a jackass)
StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 08:47 PM
so is statik, and he also made sable aware that he put an e in statik's name instead of an i:P lmao
##sable##
08-21-2007, 08:49 PM
sable said oops. then fatel.one...
0lick
08-21-2007, 08:54 PM
gave inner species erotica to....
B3astsh!t1
08-21-2007, 08:54 PM
his mom then she said
StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 08:59 PM
"oooo that feels nice!"
##sable##
08-21-2007, 09:07 PM
fatel.one was fucking dogs when...
StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 09:08 PM
his mother walked in the room and...
0lick
08-21-2007, 09:09 PM
filmed Back Door Sluts 9
##sable##
08-21-2007, 09:22 PM
ooooooo sable said. thats funny.
0lick
08-21-2007, 09:22 PM
0lick thanks sable and gives...
##sable##
08-21-2007, 09:25 PM
5 shiny new nickels to...
StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 09:26 PM
statik because hes a cool guy
0lick
08-21-2007, 09:27 PM
but then he finds out....
StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 09:28 PM
that the nickels are actually chocolate with foil over them. lmao
0lick
08-21-2007, 09:33 PM
hahahhahahah
but they were magical chocolates
StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 09:33 PM
and when he ate them...
##sable##
08-21-2007, 09:35 PM
he turned into a magical...
0lick
08-21-2007, 09:35 PM
they be stealin my luckycharms
##sable##
08-21-2007, 09:49 PM
where the fuck did yeu come from with that? it dosnt even fucking fit. im puzzled.
somebody start it again.
0lick
08-21-2007, 09:50 PM
then thier was 0lick who...
##sable##
08-21-2007, 09:52 PM
is not sexy like sable...
0lick
08-21-2007, 09:53 PM
but gets more women because..
StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 09:55 PM
lmfao i was thinking the same thing sable
StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 09:55 PM
gets more women because the women he gets are transvestites
##sable##
08-21-2007, 09:57 PM
but sable gets the real ladies.
0lick
08-21-2007, 09:58 PM
and olick gets the smokin hot blones with nice asses
"fuck u 5 word rule"
From the Ground Up
08-21-2007, 10:02 PM
but olick should obey rules....
lol *tisk tisk*
0lick
08-21-2007, 10:04 PM
ill go cry in my......
StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 10:10 PM
play pen and
0lick
08-21-2007, 10:11 PM
invite some hot girls to
StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 10:11 PM
suck my small penis. lmao(meaning 0licks)
0lick
08-21-2007, 10:12 PM
Olickyourpussy
StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 10:13 PM
said the midget who..
0lick
08-21-2007, 10:14 PM
did graffit and..
##sable##
08-21-2007, 10:15 PM
is not seckzy like sable.
0lick
08-21-2007, 10:18 PM
nowhere near sexy like 0lick
##sable##
08-21-2007, 10:20 PM
wait wait wait. we all know im teh seckzyest.
StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 10:30 PM
ya 0lick u dont know who ur up against lmao... i have been known to be quite seckzy myself
##sable##
08-21-2007, 10:32 PM
yea i heard about yeur seckzyness on google. yeu gotz aim?
0lick
08-21-2007, 10:33 PM
ive won the "most sexy award" eight times already... sucka
StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 10:33 PM
ya told u guys see, im on teh fuckin g00gle
StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 10:34 PM
ive won the "most sexy award" eight times already... sucka
but u aint on g00gle fool
##sable##
08-21-2007, 10:35 PM
oh im on google, yahoo, even ebay. people try to even sell my seckzy ass.
0lick
08-21-2007, 10:36 PM
id tap dat o.O
StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 10:38 PM
haha ya i think sables got one up on all us seckzy's
##sable##
08-21-2007, 10:40 PM
dats true. hes hott.
0lick
08-21-2007, 10:42 PM
reminds me of inner species erotica
##sable##
08-21-2007, 10:44 PM
lol. yeah i like to indulge every once ina while
0lick
08-21-2007, 10:53 PM
i have chestnut sundays
StAtiK1
08-21-2007, 10:56 PM
lmfao... one day there was a...
0lick
08-21-2007, 10:57 PM
a dead bunny,
##sable##
08-21-2007, 11:00 PM
with a ghonoria diseased...
0lick
08-21-2007, 11:01 PM
intestines that jeffry dahmer liked.......
"google search jefry dohmer. i dunno how to spell his name''
##sable##
08-21-2007, 11:04 PM
its jeffree dahmer. i know...
0lick
08-21-2007, 11:09 PM
hes sexy
##sable##
08-21-2007, 11:11 PM
hes also dead.
0lick
08-21-2007, 11:13 PM
im a necropheliac......
##sable##
08-21-2007, 11:15 PM
for real? sable is too...
0lick
08-21-2007, 11:19 PM
thats whack yo, maby we....
##sable##
08-21-2007, 11:21 PM
are some fucked up kids
0lick
08-21-2007, 11:27 PM
lets make a movie called
EDIT
sable have u gotten pics of the ink yet? im waiting*wink wink*
##sable##
08-21-2007, 11:45 PM
seckzy and dead 4.
yea im workin on that
0lick
08-21-2007, 11:52 PM
the true necro storys lol
igt thanks
ODonthesetrees
08-22-2007, 12:00 AM
this shit is wack truly
0lick
08-22-2007, 12:02 AM
hes just jelious of our....
StAtiK1
08-22-2007, 12:40 AM
seckzy bodies
##sable##
08-22-2007, 12:49 AM
and sable was like. day um we ruined this shit for real.
##sable##
08-22-2007, 12:49 AM
but we still seckzy
xFatel.Onex
08-22-2007, 03:55 AM
im a fan of sable...
xFatel.Onex
08-22-2007, 03:56 AM
because hes posting lots cuz...
xFatel.Onex
08-22-2007, 03:56 AM
I only dissed him once!...
##sable##
08-22-2007, 04:16 AM
sarcasm? cuz i definatly love sable.
nero122
08-22-2007, 04:45 AM
sable went over 5 words :(
##sable##
08-22-2007, 05:35 AM
oops he did. then bush...
nero122
08-22-2007, 06:58 AM
cut off the bush jokes n
nero122
08-22-2007, 07:08 AM
said be more imaganitive dudette
##sable##
08-22-2007, 01:06 PM
was 6 words yeu big...
0lick
08-22-2007, 06:55 PM
dick............you still wanna trade?
ezeepb
08-22-2007, 07:21 PM
i do want to trade
##sable##
08-22-2007, 08:14 PM
Hell Yea I Do Wanna Trade! Pm Me
StAtiK1
08-22-2007, 08:21 PM
this thread has hit an all time low lmao
0lick
08-22-2007, 08:43 PM
YOU SPEAK LIES......*looks at three words**.........DAM LIER!!!
xFatel.Onex
08-24-2007, 01:29 AM
thats a beautiful sight because....
this fucking thread is beat =_=
StAtiK1
08-24-2007, 04:39 PM
said micheal jackson
DZINE
08-24-2007, 04:56 PM
as he raped elton john
StAtiK1
08-24-2007, 09:40 PM
with a butt plug
##sable##
08-24-2007, 10:27 PM
and then sable came back....
NoWorries
08-24-2007, 10:54 PM
And Slit Micheal Jackson's throat.
-GEKS-
08-24-2007, 11:07 PM
with a piece of broken glass
NoWorries
08-24-2007, 11:09 PM
he ran for the door.
G-Fat
08-24-2007, 11:29 PM
when he was blocked by
geritto
08-24-2007, 11:35 PM
zombie Barney And Elmo!!
tense
08-24-2007, 11:35 PM
and his faithful compannion
geritto
08-24-2007, 11:40 PM
pooty tang!
tense
08-24-2007, 11:42 PM
michael jackson was engulfed by
geritto
08-24-2007, 11:43 PM
ape penises and cow jizz
NoWorries
08-24-2007, 11:50 PM
Together, (zombie Barney, Elmo and pooty tang) they ran Outside
Devise
08-24-2007, 11:53 PM
to meat a fierce beast
tense
08-24-2007, 11:54 PM
named Slowly MclovinU
Devise
08-25-2007, 12:01 AM
who raped them all with...
NoWorries
08-25-2007, 12:17 AM
A really huge Jack-in-the-Box
Devise
08-25-2007, 12:25 AM
then they (zombie Barney, Elmo and pooty tang) got into it
##sable##
08-25-2007, 12:57 AM
/\/\/\ what happened to sable?
Devise
08-25-2007, 03:09 AM
but in the heat of
NoWorries
08-25-2007, 09:26 AM
The Fight, Sable ran over
StAtiK1
08-25-2007, 11:53 AM
fabel's mother
##sable##
08-25-2007, 12:31 PM
OH NOOOOOZ! said sable. devise.....
NoWorries
08-25-2007, 05:06 PM
tried to help fabels's mother
Devise
08-25-2007, 05:41 PM
and with a gallant push...
0lick
08-25-2007, 05:42 PM
gained 8 different STD's, but
##sable##
08-25-2007, 10:52 PM
none of them were fatal....
Devise
08-26-2007, 12:31 AM
exept one... that has a
0lick
08-26-2007, 01:13 AM
magicol fairy that gave him..
smooth_nuts
08-26-2007, 01:15 AM
some yummy dead baby bbq
##sable##
08-26-2007, 01:52 AM
that sable stole. yummy. sudenly...
Roolete
08-26-2007, 02:06 AM
smooth nuts grew ball hair
smooth_nuts
08-26-2007, 02:18 AM
which he later shaved off
##sable##
08-26-2007, 02:20 AM
cuz hes a slippery bastard...
0lick
08-26-2007, 02:23 AM
balls are smooth as eggs.
smooth_nuts
08-26-2007, 02:28 AM
and now completely fucking hairless
intaout
08-26-2007, 02:32 AM
like a shiny bald head :shifty:
0lick
08-26-2007, 02:33 AM
but one day. his mother....
Roolete
08-26-2007, 02:44 AM
found evidence of his graffitizorz
0lick
08-26-2007, 02:46 AM
and olick is now sleepy
smooth_nuts
08-26-2007, 02:48 AM
and will soon be ass-rizzaped
MUhahahahaha
toke_wdc
08-26-2007, 03:45 AM
those five words were gay^^^
Roolete
08-26-2007, 03:49 AM
toke was alone at night...
smooth_nuts
08-26-2007, 03:58 AM
masturbating in his bed room when
Roolete
08-26-2007, 04:02 AM
jesus came down and said
Rogue
08-26-2007, 04:15 AM
" I am Jesus hear me...."
smooth_nuts
08-26-2007, 04:43 AM
"and prepare yourself for some"
##sable##
08-26-2007, 10:04 AM
then the arch diasis said...
Roolete
08-26-2007, 01:17 PM
why duh fuck i here?
AoAssis
08-26-2007, 02:17 PM
You suck at english, word.
sketch3
08-26-2007, 02:32 PM
word is bond like james
0lick
08-26-2007, 11:58 PM
...like rick james...but jesus.
(i have no idea wtf is goin on)
ezeepb
08-27-2007, 11:03 AM
... was attacked by the wolf...
-Sinn-
08-27-2007, 02:34 PM
then sinn tagged his face
0lick
08-27-2007, 06:00 PM
and had severe anal trauma
Disec1
08-28-2007, 11:34 PM
that bled for seven days
Desipher
08-29-2007, 01:21 AM
because the tampon didnt stop
fucking around with my old..
McLovin
08-30-2007, 02:53 PM
^^^???then two lesbian twins said.....
toxus
08-30-2007, 04:31 PM
(That made no sense, but ya)
.... Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh oooh babbby.........
Bombsquad13
08-30-2007, 04:52 PM
i want a guy too but,....
0lick
08-30-2007, 07:52 PM
a transvestite will do just..
killtheugly
08-30-2007, 10:06 PM
fine for you scum bags
Rogue
08-30-2007, 10:16 PM
that love to eat lots
smooth_nuts
08-30-2007, 10:23 PM
of mad rotten zombie pussy
0lick
08-30-2007, 11:09 PM
clit that bleeds for 394
NoWorries
08-30-2007, 11:19 PM
The Other Day, I Saw..
Rogue
08-30-2007, 11:53 PM
a dead jewish baby named
smooth_nuts
08-30-2007, 11:54 PM
smooth nuts who had a
McLovin
08-31-2007, 12:36 AM
inverted penis and no balls
CRN-one
08-31-2007, 01:17 AM
yet they call him tripod.
Rogue
08-31-2007, 08:33 AM
which is ued to hold cameras
Ray of Today
08-31-2007, 12:53 PM
suddenly he farted blood and
killtheugly
08-31-2007, 02:12 PM
pissed tapeworms, shit and clots
repsSDN
08-31-2007, 06:10 PM
into a small babys cot
CRN-one
08-31-2007, 06:19 PM
all while screaming "tis bumbleclot!"
and drinking 40's of semen
seez1seez1
09-01-2007, 01:32 AM
he died from eating that
smooth_nuts
09-01-2007, 01:34 AM
dead baby he found at
Mommywonthugme
09-01-2007, 02:37 AM
wal mart in west philly.
seez1seez1
09-01-2007, 03:34 AM
fuckin donkeys like too suck
StAtiK1
09-01-2007, 07:52 PM
big black penis
##sable##
09-01-2007, 10:33 PM
thats only three words dude.
StAtiK1
09-02-2007, 12:10 PM
isnt it 5 or less?
MontanaPainter
09-02-2007, 01:40 PM
once upon a time
StAtiK1
09-11-2007, 03:24 PM
there was a wall
Buck Naked
09-11-2007, 09:11 PM
with nuts on it that
StAtiK1
09-14-2007, 07:05 PM
were blue
0lick
09-14-2007, 07:16 PM
because they were swollen
rekon
09-14-2007, 11:17 PM
dog had shit in it
StAtiK1
09-16-2007, 09:11 PM
that made no sense
##sable##
09-16-2007, 09:52 PM
but sable is really seckzy.
AnteUp
09-16-2007, 10:12 PM
cuz sables from texas :O!!!
(hit me up on pm sable)
Slushi
09-17-2007, 04:48 PM
^^ Your signature makes me wanna stab you.
sketch3
09-17-2007, 04:53 PM
cosinged
Slushi
09-17-2007, 05:03 PM
Im willing to bet that t shirt only comes in 4XL.
StAtiK1
09-17-2007, 05:45 PM
said the hippo but he was happy cause it might fit him:)
Lucas
11-02-2007, 12:55 AM
then molested three young chimps
Pharoah
11-02-2007, 02:43 AM
but they had siphilis so
dubdezimoh
11-02-2007, 03:02 AM
he skinned and ate them
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