5 word story...

[Bombsquad13]

i want a guy too but,....

[0lick]

a transvestite will do just..

[killtheugly]

fine for you scum bags

[Rogue]

that love to eat lots

[smooth_nuts]

of mad rotten zombie pussy

[0lick]

clit that bleeds for 394

[NoWorries]

The Other Day, I Saw..

[Rogue]

a dead jewish baby named

[smooth_nuts]

smooth nuts who had a

[McLovin]

inverted penis and no balls

[CRN-one]

yet they call him tripod.

[Rogue]

which is ued to hold cameras

[Ray of Today]

suddenly he farted blood and

[killtheugly]

pissed tapeworms, shit and clots

[repsSDN]

into a small babys cot

[CRN-one]

all while screaming "tis bumbleclot!"

[FuGu]

and drinking 40's of semen

[seez1seez1]

he died from eating that

[smooth_nuts]

dead baby he found at

[Mommywonthugme]

wal mart in west philly.

[seez1seez1]

fuckin donkeys like too suck

[StAtiK1]

big black penis

[##sable##]

thats only three words dude.

[StAtiK1]

isnt it 5 or less?

[MontanaPainter]

once upon a time

[StAtiK1]

there was a wall

[Buck Naked]

with nuts on it that

[StAtiK1]

were blue

[0lick]

because they were swollen

[rekon]

dog had shit in it

[StAtiK1]

that made no sense

[##sable##]

but sable is really seckzy.

[AnteUp]

cuz sables from texas :O!!!

(hit me up on pm sable)

[Slushi]

^^ Your signature makes me wanna stab you.

[sketch3]

cosinged

[Slushi]

Im willing to bet that t shirt only comes in 4XL.

[StAtiK1]

said the hippo but he was happy cause it might fit him:)

[Lucas]

then molested three young chimps

[Pharoah]

but they had siphilis so

[dubdezimoh]

he skinned and ate them

[SKriBL*666]

alive while drinking Green Tea.

[moze.2]

Once the tea was gone

[dubdezimoh]

he fuckin made some more

[mas$]

and gave it to his whore

[moze.2]

realizing what he did rhymed,

[h!de7]

so he did it again

[StAtiK1]

until he had an allergic reaction to the tea

[MuramZA]

and began to vomit quick

[mmmburgers]

when he was done, he...

[smooth_nuts]

busted a mad nut on.....

[MuramZA]

the empty tea bottle, then...

[smooth_nuts]

a magical man named MC-HAMMER

[MARVY]

magically zapped off his pink..

[Atom1er]

panties and raped him after

[StAtiK1]

he knocked him out with a

[MARVY]

pussy pink flashlight, then he

[T O K E]

realized he was broke so

[Derogatory9o5]

he sucky suckied five dolla

[T O K E]

and spent it on pants

[killtheugly]

that came with aids galore

[G-Fat]

due to having a low

[T O K E]

cash flow cause hes a

[MARVY]

everlasting whore on planet claire

[sketch3]

similer to marvys retarded girl

[SEZ]

who used to wear twirls

[mista10akey]

and had sex last night

[StAtiK1]

with a dead

[SEIZE [reppin yo hood]]

that wasn't five words dumbass

[MARVY]

with a dead elephant after her twenty boyfriends
(dumped that whore)

[Set17]

monkey that stole my pants

[Hidden Teknique]

Continuing from the one above.

so i punched his face.

[Animal]

and made him watch cupchicks

[C-SONE]

and pee'd in his but

[m125x]

but then he turned around

[Nem]

and shit his guts out

[Hidden Teknique]

and i laughed at him

[kosher]

because he was a guido

[mmmburgers]

he also had a very

[kosher]

sleek tuxedo, though he lacked

[C-SONE]

a bowl of pasta with

[nuke0063]

sweet and sour sauce, and

[C-SONE]

three large testicles covered in

[mmmburgers]

plum sauch and ketchup, but

[C-SONE]

Then suddenly from the bushes

[Animal]

came a fat naked biker

[C-SONE]

Wearing assless chaps and holding

[Animal]

two soaking wet dildos and

[C-SONE]

A jumbo bottle of lube

[Animal]

he began to rub his

[C-SONE]

Hard member and ease it

[Animal]

into his own poo hole

[C-SONE]

While a child stares horrified.

[kosher]

mayjer photographed it and sold

[C-SONE]

a packet of chips to

[kosher]

the child to cheer him

[C-SONE]

and pay for damages caused

[kosher]

suddenly a wild mongoose lept

[C-SONE]

and maimed the child leaving

[G-Fat]

which led to molestation of

[C-SONE]

magic mushrooms in the forest

[Vagrant]

of extremely large broccoli trees

[C-SONE]

which was so damn awesome

[Pharoah]

cause everyone was high on

[C-SONE]

Blades of grass and magical

[Pharoah]

hippy crack that was laced

[Vagrant]

with speed, lsd, and ecstacy

[sham->]

light puff drop oops FIRE!!

[Pharoah]

and everybody burned to death

[NEKEL1]

then u woke up and...

[explosivo_420]

smelled dog shit smeared everywhere

[G-Fat]

and began to eat it

[ForOhWun]

Puked and ate it again...

[nuke0063]

Swishing it around your mouth

[Hidden Teknique]

and puked one more time

[G-Fat]

than decided to masturbate on

[Slushi]

Two girls and one cup.

[anie 1]

and then started puking again

[ForOhWun]

All over your New keyboard

[G-Fat]

i took my pants off to

[C-SONE]

masturbate at a better angle

[ekimboi1]

with my left hand, but

[G-Fat]

i couldn't quite get the

[Pharoah]

cat to pose just right

[G-Fat]

inorder to ejaculate properly without

[sago905]

getting it all over him

[Pharoah]

he was just feindin for

[Hidden Teknique]

some hot sex that night

[sago905]

so he jerked to midgits

[Hidden Teknique]

but little did he know

[sago905]

his mom was behind him

[G-Fat]

doing the same thing as

[Pharoah]

he was! and his father

[imported_big_boss]

was like lets go for

[Pharoah]

it baby then the midgets

[einsamkeit]

bustled over to the train

[G-Fat]

and began participating in cannabalism

[Pharoah]

with the stupid fuckin cat

[C-SONE]

which got quite disgruntled and

[imported_big_boss]

wanted to eat a cheezburger

[C-SONE]

But the shop was shut

[NEKEL1]

so he killed a cow.....

[Special_K]

and ate its milk utters

[imported_big_boss]

that were still squirting out

[ForOhWun]

Curdled milk and Cow Shit

[sketch3]

directly into the eyes of

[sago905]

the pope and his servants

[Hidden Teknique]

then jumped some random guy

[ekimboi1]

for a condom and lube

[sketch3]

to cover the shitty udders

[sago905]

so he could preserve them

[sketch3]

for his personal time



















eww

[sago905]

and then lick them daily

[sketch3]

Thats 4 Werds Retard.
Anyway....

[sago905]

fixed, forgot a word.

[rave905]

for his personal time





















eww


ruined by bitches estrogenic trechery

[sketch3]

dem bitches b playa ha8in

[rave905]

so we feed our pigs

[ForOhWun]

Dead MArkers, and clogged caps+++++++

[NEKEL1]

then we decided to go

[G-Fat]

finish watching the cosby show

[sago905]

while eating a chicken burger

[rave905]

topped with juicy testicles galore

[nero122]

with pineapple ,cheese, mayo n ketchup...

[ekimboi1]

i think rave may be..

[rave905]

dipped in ink krink n-da-pink

[ekimboi1]

.. using more than five words

[StAtiK1]

is ok if its not to long

[xtitansx0]

i raped a goat twice

[LostYouth]

then i decided to cuddle

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

with a sexy fucking lezbo

[xtitansx0]

and a can of paint

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

that said krylon on it

[xtitansx0]

then i bombed the city

[sago905]

and found a hundred dollars

[thats me]

they lived happily after

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

thats me once ate poo

[ekimboi1]

with titans in an alleyway!(i cant spell)

[LostYouth]

(you guys are not making sense)
when all of a sudden

[mmmburgers]

a big black man came

[sago905]

and let the soap slip

[C-SONE]

and a cock went up

[SKriBL*666]

and boy was i happy

[kase121]

expecially happy when the giant

[C-SONE]

penis came from the ground

[SKriBL*666]

Screaking "Who wants some?!"

[C-SONE]

But no one wanted any

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

so it went back home

[C-SONE]

and had a tug fiercely

[C-SONE]

then double posted from boredom

[mmmburgers]

Then all of a sudden

[C-SONE]

My penis got really hard

[mmmburgers]

and it also got very

[C-SONE]

Veiny and throbbing which was

[mmmburgers]

then we all decided to

[xtitansx0]

bomb 201 new jersey.

new sentance

[C-SONE]

Fuck jersey bomb Melbourne cus

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

it needs more fucking graffiti

[mmmburgers]

and it also lacks in

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

anal hoes that love rimjobs

[C-SONE]

nothing Melbourne's got it all

Edit:Ninja'd

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

i said anal hoes fucktard!

[sago905]

and mother fucking rim jobs

[ScNk]

so go to melbourne if

[nero122]

u wnna visit steve irwin....

[sketch3]

Who Was Violated By Aquatic..

[nero122]

stingrays stingers , by it being

[thats me]

attached to someones very large...

[nero122]

penis but not as big as neros which is small and makes him insecure

[mmmburgers]

Meanwhile a guy named Tom...

[sketch3]

chased a guy named jerry

[its all good till the cops come]

did 5 g's of coke

[sketch3]

then jerry over dosed and

[mmmburgers]

died, but came back to

[sketch3]

preach his jewish zombie values


(oops that was jesus)

[mmmburgers]

He continued to preach but,

[sketch3]

relised being crucified sucked balls

[mmmburgers]

so he decided to go

[sketch3]

to the dark side. were

[mmmburgers]

darth vader was waiting for

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

him to come and suck

[nero122]

a cough sweet as his

[nero122]

throat was sore from singin

[nero122]

death metal all night with

[sketch3]

a tripple posting lil whore
(only jkin)

[ForOhWun]

Named Nero One Twenty Two

[h!de7]

and then asked sketch3 to...

[nero122]

could own every one with
his magical powers and hold
on the ginger nation making
it his own army ...... ghay

[ForOhWun]

So 20 word Stories Now?

[sketch3]

not steal his girlfriend, cuss

[nero122]

he will kill you even ...

[nero122]

though theyr broken up owell..

[thats me]

the guy works as a...

[nero122]

male stripper in atlanta for...

[Dondii]

some writers that desperately needs...

(can someone please put the whole story together? :P )

[nero122]

to kill him so they did (end new story starts now....

[Dondii]

Back in 1984 the writer..

[nero122]

whos name is your username was very good and now this wil get boring ...







































new story ....
there once was an old

[Dondii]

graff writer in 1984 that...

[nero122]

got stabbed down an ally when he was 45 because he had beef with a kid there end

[Dondii]

and then, in 1984 writers

[nero122]

said nero despises you.

[mmmburgers]

k well... uhh, new new new story

Once apon a time a

(and no 1984 crap, thats gay)

[§KrEapIn§]

guy tripped and fell on

[intaout]

a fat heaping pile of strippers

[ekimboi1]

and found museone's mom there

[Bombsquad13]

and did the nasty nasty...

[thats me]

thing that was doing the...

[Monky]

cha cha slide with steve...

[sketch3]

steve is a rampent homosexual

[StAtiK1]

who likes dildos shoved