5 word story...

[walkdatline]

some hot sauce with some

[anti-anti-crime]

acid mixed in with it

[JETPACK!!]

shit, semen, blood, and pickles

[JETPACK!!]

was also on that sandwich

[Duploticus]

he ate the sandwich and

[JETPACK!!]

was diagnosed with crohnes disease

[FunLife]

which caused strange bowel movements

[g3zt]

Then discovered he had Herpes.

[JETPACK!!]

soon he regretted sleeping with..

[g3zt]

His own fat step sister.

[JETPACK!!]

thats fucking gross i thought

[g3zt]

Yeah I know... He Vomites

[anti-anti-crime]

in her mouth like 2girls1cup (never watched but heard about it)

[sketch3]

And Beats Guilt Out Of

[anti-anti-crime]

donald trump because hes a

[sketch3]

Mormon Thats Also Half Cactus

[anti-anti-crime]

and a quorter bull shit

[BLTZ]

like his lame ass religion

no offense

[JETPACK!!]

which south park descibes greatly

[thats me]

as a giant load of

[JETPACK!!]

religous bullshit, which can blow

[sago905]

that has elephantitis in the

["Riot"]

fat ass of your mothers.

[sago905]

then her pickle smelling cunt..

[Kaze]

was all like icky sticky

[sago905]

because of some green slime

[JETPACK!!]

that the doctor couldnt remove

[sago905]

but she removed it and

[JETPACK!!]

she thought it was gone

[sago905]

and made a super staining

[JETPACK!!]

ink shooting dildo that causes

[sago905]

it to be really fluorescent

[Grape1]

...lepracy and tooth loss too...

[JETPACK!!]

she fucked an octupus that

[sago905]

squirted mystical ink all over

[JETPACK!!]

her face, she screamed BUKKAKE!!!

[sago905]

and went home and grabbed

[JETPACK!!]

some more cocks for her

[sago905]

wide ass motha fuckin ears

[thats me]

that had way too much

[Brazy 770]

shit in her ears to...

[BLTZ]

hear the roaches creap around

[Lucas]

and bit into her sore

[DRONE_905]

haggard cunt crust and then

[sago905]

grabbed her the the eye

[broski]

and made her eat shit

[Grape1]

that had vaginal fluid spilled

[g3zt]

All over on, she opens

[JETPACK!!]

her shithole to shit shit

[anti-anti-crime]

on her chest after she

[broski]

gave some hobo a rimjob

[anti-anti-crime]

in the back of a

[broski]

broken down mini van then

[StAtiK1]

stuck a donut up her

[Brazy 770]

nose and said bitch dont...

[sketch3]

take tone with me

[broski]

or dont raise your left

[djibouti]

nut on me please

[broski]

so i can rip your

[Grape1]

appendix out through your anus.

[broski]

and make some appendix soup

[JETPACK!!]

dick suck anal fuck pig

[a maze]

, and the other fags were...

[broski]

jerking off to gay midgit

[a maze]

pr0n. They then decided to

[ekimboi1]

rape a food processor, but

[a maze]

they found out that it

[ekimboi1]

did not like penis, so

[broski]

it ripped it off and

[a maze]

threw it down his gaping

[anti-anti-crime]

throat and he liked it

[two point two]

slithering down his virgin mouth

[broski]

the esophagus closed up and

[a maze]

he started to run around

[broski]

because he couldnt breath and

[jawsy]

he loved it but

[MonoR]

i fucked your mom lol

[CHILLEN905]

only to find out that

[NEKEL1]

he only has one nut

[g3zt]

which was infected with aids

[broski]

and has 3 different cancers

[jawsy]

wiich will explode at any

[walkdatline]

time, if he doesnt get

[jawsy]

laid within the next

[plz]

two trips to mcdonalds because

[Steel!]

muther fuckin piece of..

[BLTZ]

shit hamgurgers contain grade(B) meat(aka meat that had cancer on it)

[Lucas]

shit car transformed into a.......

[jawsy]

purple dishwasher

[NEKEL1]

therefore if he didnt sell...

[Mr Tasty]

...his foreskin, the russians would...

[g3zt]

Shove rods up his anal

[broski]

and rip his ass hole

[NEKEL1]

then analy abuse that shit

[jawsy]

but if he doesnt...

[NEKEL1]

get away quick enough he'll

[DRONE_905]

..surely be raped thouroughly by....

[jawsy]

a horse which is..

[Slushi]

a fucking accountant at scotiabank

[sketch3]

who was a bitch niggga

[Slushi]

OMG U SAY NGR YOU NOT BLAKK

[jawsy]

sketch you ruined this thread
nobody knows where to start again

[x{parkour}x]

^(just start over)
you look like a retard

[h!de7]

[[starting it over.]]





there once was a horse...

[x{parkour}x]

who enjoyed raping other whorses
LOL

[h!de7]

and after he splurged he

[JETPACK!!]

wiped his mouth and died

[jawsy]

in heaven he luuurrrved to..

[sketch3]

OMG U SAY NGR YOU NOT BLAKK

lamo, slushi ftw,

a lil racsim never hurt no one, ask the jews

[broski]

lmao

beat and rape all the

[jawsy]

washing machines until they were

[overdue]

forced to leave and go....

[Bazer]

to camp lick a dildo

[broski]

but when he got there

[rave905]

no dildos, just pill hoes

[SeapNSR]

and lexington steeles black ass

[rave905]

armed with sledgehammer and gatoraide

[broski]

all over his face with

[syeroner -416-]

a nice big juicy...

[x{parkour}x]

titty filled with Hawaiian Punch

[broski]

that bursted all over the

[emkmontreal]

herpes infected fart knocker and

[BALDheadSLICK]

your mom my nuts...swallow

[h!de7]

flying through the sky with

[broski]

a video tape of two

[j-f]

boomshakas with volupstuous jiggle titties

[h!de7]

and then they snorted some

[x{parkour}x]

shit out of their nose

[broski]

which ended up to be

[§KrEapIn§]

coke they bought from some

[miz]

one, who was really me

[Disec1]

and then they toked with

[Special_K]

a nasty hobo with tuberculosis

[anie 1]

they were triping mad balls

[x{parkour}x]

over their own double chin

[Jesta]

and licking red trombones with

[broski]

toothpaste all over their chest.

[##sable##]

sable came in with hoes

[STR-WHO]

rich white folks love cock

[##sable##]

but im poor and mexican

[broski]

and i only have a can

[StAtiK1]

to use as my pillow

[Animal]

as well as a toilet.

[_Slur_]

then there were some pancakes...

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

when my can shakes

[anti-anti-crime]

the cops find my paint...

[MarOne...]

and the shit in it

[SAID]

so they start cuffing me

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

and they find my shank

[SAID]

so they start acting suspicious

[MarOne...]

because its in my ass

[SAID]

and starts taking it out

[MarOne...]

but it wont even budge

[SAID]

cause it was really deep

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

this knife i wanted to keep


ps..lol thats why he stuck it so deep ...

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

soryy for the fuckin double

but sum 1 has to respond to this..its gettin preety funny...l;ol

[MarOne...]

so I closed my eyes

[anti-anti-crime]

and imagined that i was...

[SAID]

getting buttfucked by an officer

[anti-anti-crime]

in the back of a...

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

weed smokin hippies van

[SAID]

with scoobydoo and his gang

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

while fred was smashin daphine

[anti-anti-crime]

and scooby jerked off while

[SAID]

while police were searching me

[JSBiggz]

i pissed on his shoes......

[SAID]

i pissed on his shoes......
way to ruin it..
-_-

[anti-anti-crime]

and shit onto my own...

[SAID]

while that kid ruined it

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

i was smashin his mom

[anti-anti-crime]

in her loose squish mitten

[remos]

then her husband walked in

[SAID]

and pistolwhipped my naked ass

[anti-anti-crime]

and then he joined in

[SAID]

and had an awkward 3sum

[anti-anti-crime]

but then his daughter

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

his ass was really hairy

[MarOne...]

and discovered she was male

[SAID]

so i beat that ho

[MarOne...]

until he wanted to cry

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

with my penis of coarse

[anti-anti-crime]

but he had problems getting

[MarOne...]

it up, so he decided

[SAID]

to start putting his mouth

[MarOne...]

on his dads dick, when

[SAID]

i cockslapped his eyes out

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

then it rained out

[WoeInfinite]

so i couldnt go bombing

[merm1sf]

but i forgot my caps

[Doctor Lucifer]

So I used my blood

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

for my **** mops

[WoeInfinite]

so my balls got covered

[DRONE_905]

with sexy maple syrup ,then

[WoeInfinite]

Teh Canadians Licked Em Good

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

so i said..BLAME CANADA !!!

lol from south park if u dicks didnt know :-p

[WoeInfinite]

And terrance and phillip came

[MarOne...]

and then farted like always

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

and one of em blewup

[harry]

bombed there dead faces with..

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

all there smelly shit

[harry]

then i went and had...

(a wank)

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

A look at rots' penis

[harry]

...wow that was really gay...

[dullerium7]

and it was somehow gone.

(supposing there was one to start with? :P)

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

becuz i chopped it off

[Doctor Lucifer]

and I sewed it on




(with my teeth)

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

And It still worked fine


THE, END.

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

yo man is that girl in ur icon gettin smashed?

[Juicee]

And It still worked fine


THE, END.

SEQUEL

Then we had a cock-battle <NOTICE THE HYPHEN

[Doctor Lucifer]

No, It ENDED. IT FINALLY ENDED. Why, man? WHY?

[Asshat]

yo man is that girl in ur icon gettin smashed?

are you fucking 11??

[Lucas]

inchs is what she said

[knaders]

and shattered the windshield of

[Lucas]

david hasselhorf jeep and he

[DRONE_905]

jumped out and then he

[THEfreerideKID]

sucked a dick, no homo

[WoeInfinite]

no, its very homo...anyway,

[DeDo1]

i fell down the big...........

[STR-WHO]

Your Mom Has A TightPussy

[DeDo1]

was so tight i.......

[STR-WHO]

shot a massive hulk load

[mr.housearrest]

your mom loves my dick

[Chump]

to be shoved in her ...

[ESKiMO2]

ear, first covered in green...

[regos]

giant's large load of jizz

[STR-WHO]

that drphill gobbled up quickly...

[DRONE_905]

so he forgot to wipe

[Mr.Treez]

the cum off his socks

[STR-WHO]

never seen socks so sticky...

[Mr.Treez]

and put 'tide to go'

[STR-WHO]

cuz hes just so g...

[Mr.Treez]

that his names Gary Gurderson

[STR-WHO]

Gary Gurderson who raped dogs

[Mr.Treez]

but never ever purple kangaroos

[STR-WHO]

because purple kangaroos are ill

[Mr.Treez]

and hes just a cunt

[STR-WHO]

just like fucking mrs darling

[Mr.Treez]

Gary Gurderson's brother in law...

[sketch3]

was a shy man,who

[Mr.Treez]

had a chrome toaster with..

[STR-WHO]

sticky dildos overflowing from it

[Mr.Treez]

and the toast got infected

[DeDo1]

so my brother ate it

[Cozmo]

and then got infected himself

[Auspicious]

he died later that day.

[sketch3]

of a canceres pussy, however

[Mr.Treez]

the toaster made it unharmed

[DeDo1]

and got sold at the

[STR-WHO]

international gathering of deformed dykes

[jawsy]

for $64 which was then