5 word story...

[Asshat]

yo man is that girl in ur icon gettin smashed?

are you fucking 11??

[Lucas]

inchs is what she said

[knaders]

and shattered the windshield of

[Lucas]

david hasselhorf jeep and he

[DRONE_905]

jumped out and then he

[THEfreerideKID]

sucked a dick, no homo

[WoeInfinite]

no, its very homo...anyway,

[DeDo1]

i fell down the big...........

[STR-WHO]

Your Mom Has A TightPussy

[DeDo1]

was so tight i.......

[STR-WHO]

shot a massive hulk load

[mr.housearrest]

your mom loves my dick

[Chump]

to be shoved in her ...

[ESKiMO2]

ear, first covered in green...

[regos]

giant's large load of jizz

[STR-WHO]

that drphill gobbled up quickly...

[DRONE_905]

so he forgot to wipe

[Mr.Treez]

the cum off his socks

[STR-WHO]

never seen socks so sticky...

[Mr.Treez]

and put 'tide to go'

[STR-WHO]

cuz hes just so g...

[Mr.Treez]

that his names Gary Gurderson

[STR-WHO]

Gary Gurderson who raped dogs

[Mr.Treez]

but never ever purple kangaroos

[STR-WHO]

because purple kangaroos are ill

[Mr.Treez]

and hes just a cunt

[STR-WHO]

just like fucking mrs darling

[Mr.Treez]

Gary Gurderson's brother in law...

[sketch3]

was a shy man,who

[Mr.Treez]

had a chrome toaster with..

[STR-WHO]

sticky dildos overflowing from it

[Mr.Treez]

and the toast got infected

[DeDo1]

so my brother ate it

[Cozmo]

and then got infected himself

[Auspicious]

he died later that day.

[sketch3]

of a canceres pussy, however

[Mr.Treez]

the toaster made it unharmed

[DeDo1]

and got sold at the

[STR-WHO]

international gathering of deformed dykes

[jawsy]

for $64 which was then

[MontanaPainter]

dismantled and thrown in a

[getsometowels]

bath full of acid when

[JETPACK!!]

dedo fell in after it

[Baias]

as did an obese midget

[JETPACK!!]

whats your name? mine's dedo

[STR-WHO]

now to get back fag

[JETPACK!!]

but the homosexual didn't listen

[STR-WHO]

so i beat the gay out

[DeDo1]

of jetpack and now he's

[SBOMBS]

beating dedo with a shovel

[DeDo1]

then sbombs sucked a dick

[Cozmo]

and he thoroughly enjoyed it.

[JETPACK!!]

as much as cozmo did

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

when he sucked off jetpackk

[Cozmo]

which wasn't all that good

[DeDo1]

then everyone goes and party

[anti-anti-crime]

then dedo killed the sentence

[Olick]

and EVERYONE HAS AIDS! AIDS..



*aids aids aids aids aids*

[anti-anti-crime]

then anti killed Olick

[-GEKS-]

that was not five words

[DeDo1]

and as i was watching

[anti-anti-crime]

geroge bush get tortured when

[Jase]

tupac jumped on stage badass

[+Hoodwigga]

and tripped on muh cock

[sketch3]

bustin vietcong ninjitsu tactics, on

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

this old broadway prostitute

[cds_dogg665544]

with penis stuck in vagina

[anti-anti-crime]

and its cds's vagina and

[DeDo1]

suddenly the vagina morphed into

[anti-anti-crime]

dedos small penis while the

[LittleWeapon]

earthquake was shaking the ground

[DeDo1]

black cock was hitting anti

[cds_dogg665544]

black persons meeting kkk

[+Hoodwigga]

and the kkk hung em

[cds_dogg665544]

from hoodwiggas long penis

[+Hoodwigga]

which was sore from masturbating

[WoeInfinite]

excessively to gay male porn...

[+Hoodwigga]

actually your momma deepthroated it

[cipherxgcx]

and then your pops sucked

[lordloss]

on a cherry loli pop

[STR-WHO]

that doug buys legally inCali

[+Hoodwigga]

well, legal in his eyes

[ESKiMO2]

So while he's in Cali...
(has anyone noticed this whole story is just a run on sentence?)

[WoeInfinite]

the fucking gay kottonmouth kings

[ESKiMO2]

Ass fuck him while they...

[+Hoodwigga]

smoke mad weed of course.

[cds_dogg665544]

while watching bugs bunny

[ESKiMO2]

Then they run around with...

[+Hoodwigga]

while watching bugs bunny

are you stupid that was a fuckin period. eskimo gets it.

cotton mouth searching for beer

[cds_dogg665544]

road runner be stealing beer

[DeDo1]

from the coyotes moms house.

[+Hoodwigga]

this story makes-no sense anymore

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

so lets change it up

[sacwacko]

six bowls walk steal fun

[miner-va]

edward norton was sun tanning..

[cds_dogg665544]

in his pants has afro

[DeDo1]

in his afro he had

[cds_dogg665544]

plenty waffles with what on..

[STR-WHO]

strawberries and cherries best combination

[LittleWeapon]

i fuckin hate waffles but

[cds_dogg665544]

your gay cus you hate...

[anti-anti-crime]

mexicans with funny looking hats

[cds_dogg665544]

waffles cus your a terroist

(oops double post heheh)

[anti-anti-crime]

who bombs assholes when he

[cds_dogg665544]

eats peoples daghters is

[steyr]

the most dangerous suburban agent

[MontanaPainter]

is that they have babies

[regos]

I Shit All Over Myself

[sacwacko]

How did it taste, good?

[+Hoodwigga]

No. it was like rots's...

[MontanaPainter]

did you guys hear about...

[Mr.Treez]

the coast guards finding nemo?

[DRONE_905]

they raped him all night

[DeDo1]

when they were finished with

[TheMuffinMan]

him, they had sloppy seconds.

[snielsgreen]

Nemo pulled out a gun!


O_O


we shoild be allowed to use more words....it would be a bit more interesting

[Abeone]

and they stepped on his fish ass. END OF STORY

[TheMuffinMan]

Then Satan said to nemo

[acereborn]

damn, you dont have knees

[snielsgreen]

give me ur soul and...

[luster]

i will rape u twice...

[anti-anti-crime]

then lick your vagina once

[DeDo1]

but couldnt cuz he doesnt

[Animal]

wanna get his tounge dirty

[DeDo1]

so instead he goes and

[Fish2]

analy rapes that stupid bitch

[Case-One]

guts him, fucks his ineards

[snielsgreen]

nemo's dad comes to rescue..

[DeDo1]

but FAILS and dies at

[TheMuffinMan]

halo. He then tries to

[cds_dogg665544]

have sex with a bagel

[MontanaPainter]

because cds_dogg equals epic fail

[cds_dogg665544]

that wasnt nice to say

[Animal]

and nobody gives a shit

[DRONE_905]

so lets go to the

[cds_dogg665544]

Lobby lets all go to

[MontanaPainter]

you repeated the same thing dumbfuck

beat that kid cds_doggs ass

[Case-One]

i once pulled my thing

[thatkidyouknew]

i boned your girlfriend mang

[MontanaPainter]

when did i pull out

[thatkidyouknew]

last night some time ago

[intaout]

and then cds DAWGs sunset....

[DeDo1]

9 months later i called

[xDesTx]

And said where my cheetos

[Case-One]

so i decapitated and fucked

[sketch3]

this shit dosnt resemble anything close to a coherent narative...

[DeDo1]

that was not 5 words

[sketch3]

no fucking shit, it says 5 word story but you guys arnt teling a story so im gunna use as man words as i see fit

[DeDo1]

5 horses flew over florida..
ok let me try this again

[intaout]

with cds dogggs sunset in the background...

[DeDo1]

ok i understand wat sketch3 is saying this is suppose be a 5 WORD STORY...
not an on going story where the other starts where u left off

[sketch3]

no u fool it is an ongoing storie, as in you need to make sense and incoroprate the person above..trust a female to fuck up a simple thread.
wat storys have you herd that last only 5 words?

i broke my arm at....

[DeDo1]

my bad you keep say its a 5 word story and ppl arnt doing it write so make up ur dam mind

[sketch3]

NOT an on going story where the other starts where u left off
its really not wat u were saying its the complete oposite infact...just continue from

i broke my arm at....

[cds_dogg665544]

the lobby where i ate

[acereborn]

a pound of fat free

[DeDo1]

milk with a side of

[acereborn]

high caloric french fries from

[swich]

jacks... then i went to......

[jawsy]

the dingey alley to get some

[Case-One]

head from homless cokeheads feenin

[snielsgreen]

one bit my sick so....

[WoeInfinite]

i gave her a golden shower
[yeah whatever its six, suck it up]

[DeDo1]

and she bit down on

[maybemasai]

on the gag as i

[DeDo1]

stuck it in her ass

[snielsgreen]

finished, then hit the store....



How come these stories always end up like some really really really really fucked up porn story.....i've tryed like six time to un-pervert the story and take it in another direction but it always ends up back in someones or somethings ass or mouth wtf?

O_O

[DeDo1]

and got some new pairs.....

[toxus]

of jeans when a fucking

[DRONE_905]

chuck noris look-a-like...
(look-a-like, meh 3 words)

[DeDo1]

ran up and stole my

[cds_dogg665544]

penis and broke it then

[Cliff]

i fucked the local chipmunk

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

then used my dalo to

[harley.]

knock him the fuck out

[DRONE_905]

but then he started to...

[ReppingSkimMilk]

pull his cock out and

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

firmly grasp it and

[·jaikone·]

started to beat his eggs

[squidone]

for the batter of his

[·jaikone·]

spacecake he was baking

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

it tasted so delicious that

[·jaikone·]

i blew my load

[DrunkenMes]

and made a egg sandwich

[squidone]

with moldy bread and rotten

[DrunkenMes]

clams that smell like ass.

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

then went to a brothel

[DeDo1]

and saw my uncle doing

[MarOne...]

dedo's mom, which was hot

[DeDo1]

till marone started to watch

(my mom is hot and funny as fuck to talk to)

[sketch3]

to bad your ugly and suck to talk to

[Olick]

Colt 45 N Two Zigzags.

[sketch3]

baby thats all we need

[VaNdAL xBA!x]

firmly grasp it and

ha ha ha ha ha

[DrunkenMes]

before we rock some shit

[anti-anti-crime]

baby thats all we needwe can go to the

[sketch3]

park after dark smoke that

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

Dank ass piff

[sketch3]

if you didnt know the words to the song you didnt have to post

[peng.2]

Dank ass piff...
...while fuckin two fat midgets

[Proper]

I d'no how to play :(

[jerm_haf]

tumbleweed as the marijuanna burns

[SAID]

we can take our turn

[sketch3]

singin them dirty rap songs

[SAID]

stop and hit the bong

[sketch3]

like cheech an chong,sell

[SAID]

tapes from here to HongKong

[sketch3]

So roll roll roll my

[cast LI]

joint, take out the seeds

[SAID]

and stems feeling high as

[sketch3]

hell flyin through Palmdale skatin

[SAID]

on ragged rims so roll

[cast LI]

rioll roll my joint take

[sketch3]

on ragged rims so roll
roll the '83 Cadillac Coup

[SAID]

DeVille if my tapes and

[sketch3]

my cds just don't sell

[SAID]

i bet my caddy will

[Cham]

. so I pulled up quick

[DRONE_905]

and shot that bitch to..

[illadelph]

http://www.illadelstylez.comfor a good story

[ColdBlooded]

You can't finish this Exam.

[freka]

so i cock slapped her...

[LAN3RTWO]

fucked her in the ass

[lilbmxking]

and came in her hair

[anti-anti-crime]

then fucked her ass again

[(SoS) Flu]

then i took her by

[2NASTY2]

her throat and cut off..

[LostYouth]

her fat titties which fell

[THEfreerideKID]

into a parallel universe of

[intaout]

an eternal void, daringly explored

[CreetchaFeetcha22]

which opened the temporal cavity

[DRONE_905]

which turned the whole world...

[King Skeem]

into a giant spray can

[Snuff]

that was left floating around

[Subconcious]

...the central government of Montana...

[anti-anti-crime]

where conspiracy rules over everything

[sketch3]

and a kneegrow cant even

[anti-anti-crime]

be smoked because its so

[sketch3]

highly illegal. kermet the frog

[anti-anti-crime]

has a different voice because

[sketch3]

my penis hurts voice boxes

[EgoZen]

so they melt cause of

[anti-anti-crime]

the very high temperature of

[sketch3]

my dick wen i pee

[anti-anti-crime]

sicne sketch has 3rd degree

[sketch3]

burn on my leg. tequila

[x GET SNUFFED x]

is also used to clean...

[anti-anti-crime]

out infected wounds because it

[RezOner..]

was made by magical mexicans.

[DRONE_905]

who used to go to