5 word story...

[i BE LETHAL]

institution for masturbating bloody nipples

[NoHero13]

and have funny mustaches that

[DRONE_905]

tickled my ass when i..

[IlikePie]

...ate organic rice patties, and

[DRONE_905]

sat on a table in..

[Thread-Locks]

a dark cellar that my...

[anti-anti-crime]

penis

[Shoook]

insisted we went and sat

[anti-anti-crime]

near the coroners office during

[21¢]

the educational graffiti show called

[rebostorm19]

dude, where's my can? It was shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit but

[Batman_Onest]

this story sucks without batman

[zues1]

but batman sucks major buttholes

[Batman_Onest]

yea you know thats a lie

[explosivo_420]

you had six - ONLY FIVE!

[Batman_Onest]

im not telling storys without batman

[Thread-Locks]

Joker raped batman's many assholes

[Mandella?]

Batman later ate my ass

[RezOner..]

first post faggot is gay

[sketch3]

niggggas be crazy,dissin batman

[Batman_Onest]

I'm gonna punch you all in the kindey, so hard that it wraps around your fucking spine.

[+Hoodwigga]

chaotic evil

[Batman_Onest]

I can't feel bullets, but I know pain. And sometimes I like to share it with people like simple zen.

[atlok7]

i like boobies. yes please

[RetroLikeWhoa13]

sit in my lap, honey.

[RezOner..]

Suck my cock, you fagget.

[Dose_321]

My Story Beats All Others

[Thread-Locks]

Shout out to my brothas

[RezOner..]

Shout outs are for ******s

[Thread-Locks]

Yeah but I'm way bigger

[Sadistic.Child]

she said that to you

[BigBlueViolence]

Shout outs are for ******s

He's probably a *****, then.

[Thread-Locks]

damn right im a ******

[Slushi]

wtf is this gay shit?

[LASE]

I cummed in my eye.


shit.

[Proper]

Fuck my mother-fucking life.

[-sense-]

Time is just a moment.

[IllegalArt757]

I Nutted in her mouth!

[unreal180]

i was fingerd at school

[Scheme*119]

i fingered him, your welcome

[wrekstyle]

I Love Bombing The System

[luster]

was that really your sister?

[explosivo_420]

didnt mean to kick her

[BigBlueViolence]

I Love Bombing The System
That's pretty fucking lame, man

[explosivo_420]

better comebacks from brokeback mountain.

[BigBlueViolence]

What? I don't get it.

[smooth_nuts]

you weren't supposed to,duh.

[Fazed]

you guys are so funny.

[remos]

your mom charges too much

[sketch_three]

unlike eazy e's style of shadez

[pixystix]

i shit my pants again

[mmmburgers]

This story doesnt make sence....

[Dose.onek]

because i fucked a whore...

(i was areound when this thread started in like 2001.. LOL )

[goonzatwork]

it burns when i pee...

[triple6inthemix]

Triple six in the mix

[Scheme*119]

ruger likes black ayus, word

[LeaksOne]

once upon a time the end (a, of etc. not considered words)

[Kimo13]

"Not", "Considered",and "Words" are!

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

i once fucked a rabbit

(plese start up a story)

[DoctorOfCrime]

Because you are a sicko

[DoctorOfCrime]

I Love Bombing The System

You always say lame shit

[Basic954]

Because you are a sicko

And I watch blood trickle.

[COBALT]

I ran, Dog chased me.

[TURD BURGALAH!!!]

i slipped on french toast...

[dustin_thewind]

i have a robot vagina..

[RAWHEADSAREFACELESS]

i just creamed my pants...

[..romero..]

i rock all your socks.

[DENO.ONE!]

i just creamed my pants...

LOL'd when i read that

[THAT BOY DOWN THE BLOCK]

yo yo yo yo wassup

[joker954]

I Love Eating Pop Tarts

[CHILLEN905]

after a good day of

[..romero..]

strangling hobos with shoe laces....





im sick in the head.

[CHILLEN905]

hey some people get off

[RhodeIsland]

by laughing at retarded midgets

[..romero..]

and beating them with textbooks

[..romero..]

and socks filled with poolballs(One word i swear it)..

[BigBlueViolence]

you should have said padlocks.

[..romero..]

i should have said padlocks...

[RhodeIsland]

he should have said padlocks

[BigBlueViolence]

I fucking told you guys

[CHILLEN905]

not to stick your finger...

[..romero..]

all inside of chillens ears.

[RhodeIsland]

or you might catch aids

[..romero..]

and also some demons will...

[CHILLEN905]

eat you first born daughters....

[RhodeIsland]

To Late.. I did that

[..romero..]

jokes on you.its yours...

[rave316]

and deep fried them fast

[RhodeIsland]

what you said was dumb

[CHILLEN905]

so fast that they started

[RhodeIsland]

to rape dead people uncontrolably

[CHILLEN905]

while twisting the nipples of

[..romero..]

rhodeisland who was chained up...


(6 words but i dont give a fuck)

[cesspool]

he was also gangraped profusely

[..romero..]

by an army of giraffes...

[cesspool]

causing a goretastic bloody rectum

[THAT BOY DOWN THE BLOCK]

i got it in Ohio

[cesspool]

it was from me silly

[sallybsk]

cess replied, while sucking dick.

[ASTAR.DWSP]

Sike had to take pics,

[..romero..]

because hes a totally homofag.

[§KrEapIn§]

only true fags say totally

[Pickton's Pigpen]

except when you are serious.

[BigBlueViolence]

I think Kreapin is serious.

[sallybsk]

actually, i think he's cerealz.

[iller.than.AIDS]

like cinnamon-toast crunch cerealz?!

[cesspool]

like this joke sucks cerealz?

[RhodeIsland]

no because you suck cerealz

[cesspool]

aw you hurt me cerealz

[RhodeIsland]

Im so sorry.. Super Cerealz

[cesspool]

now let's make a story..

[RhodeIsland]

okay.. Once apon a time...

[cesspool]

you were having sex with

[RhodeIsland]

Noone because you a virgin

[cesspool]

(so let me get this straight, you were having sex with nobody because i'm a virgin, i see...)
while multiple negroes bummfucked rhodeisland

[RhodeIsland]

hehe idk

while cesspool ate dead babies?

[Pickton's Pigpen]

they were a delightful snack

[liquid swords]

meanwhile, pickton watched rhodeislands bumfucking

[Pickton's Pigpen]

i was like "gay shit...."

[liquid swords]

and he pulled out his

[Pickton's Pigpen]

.22 and shot a puppy

[liquid swords]

the puppy splattered on rhodeisland

[Pickton's Pigpen]

quickly, liquid swords danced away.

[cesspool]

and pickton commenced raping asians

[Pickton's Pigpen]

then after, offered free candy

[cesspool]

and jizzed on their faces

[Pickton's Pigpen]

exactly, im just a blackman

[cesspool]

who enjoys impaling vaginas daily

[THAT BOY DOWN THE BLOCK]

rather not, he likes cock

[*MNR*]

from that boy down the

=]

[Lunchbox]

street, cuz rhyming is unneeded

[KidReny!]

cause ni99as cant rhyme because

[jawsy]

you fail at life because..

[Queezy]

your an african american male?

[Lunchbox]

No, a shemale greyback turtle

[sketch_three]

Like a bawse

[AnteUp]

my bawse's have fallen off

[sketch_three]

like a bawse

[..romero..]

your in the wrong thread

[sketch_three]

like a bawse.

[Lunchbox]

Like a 5 word story.....

[jawsy]

one day lunchbox was walking

[jawsy]

in the woods when suddenly

[Lunchbox]

proper slapped me on my

[jawsy]

nose, which lead to violent

[Lunchbox]

sex on sabers river peice

[..romero..]

and lots of cum swapping

[Lunchbox]

then bs police found us

[KidReny!]

they wanted to join and

[Graff J up]

suddenly graff-up put his dick

[jawsy]

in his own mouth then

[Graff J up]

screams its to big so

[jawsy]

puts it up his own

[jawsy]

extremely loose anus and loves

[BigBlueViolence]

You can't double post, homie.


(it's cheating.)

[joker954]

my back hurts really bad

[PeeInTheShower]

so take some fuckin advil

[proNYNJA]

Get off my fucking sack.

[jawsy]

no, suck my dick faggot

[Graff J up]

no go suck my dick!!

[sketch_three]

like a bawse

[THAT BOY DOWN THE BLOCK]

wasnt five words you douchebag

[sketch_three]

like a bawse

[El Chupacabre]

Like a mother fucking BAWSE


tell em sketch

[sketch_three]

like the don-da da ceo bawse

[jawsy]

who is currently making special

[luster]

k for african crack babies

[sketch_three]

like a BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSE

[BigBlueViolence]

http://videos.brokencurve.com/ff1bc61520434f5885f2e0a30b259607.jpg

[KireOne]

k for african crack babies
who drink krink ink milkshakes

[Ewok93]

Who also enjoy Marble Cake

[luster]

and shoot up heroin er'day

[ESKids]

thats when I had my ninth puppy...

[sketch_three]

Like a bawse

[Scheme*119]

like a bawse

[BigBlueViolence]

Like Rick Rawse

[BBQ812]

cause its just another day

[BBQ812]

in the life of a

[BBQ812]

god damn bawse word up

[BigBlueViolence]

*****, that's fifteen fuckin' words.

[DoctorOfCrime]

Smoke Bongs Like A Bawse

[mtown]

spoken out the mouth of a dick

[Scheme*119]

my bird flu got swagga

[sketch_three]

LiKe A bAwSe

[Lunchbox]

^ while in the wrong thread

[sketch_three]

like a bawse

[Scheme*119]

like a bawse

[BigBlueViolence]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/29/128855331168073413.jpg

[DoctorOfCrime]

spoken out the mouth of a dick

E Thugin

[jawsy]

i flawse like a motherfuckin

[THAT BOY DOWN THE BLOCK]

wow this thread is failure

[BigBlueViolence]

NOT like a bawse

[THAT BOY DOWN THE BLOCK]

Example number 1. NOBODY follows the 5 word concept but whatever. Pikachu and Neo are fucking on the Sears tower and about to do flamethrower balls and hitup theyre outlaw/ninja/astronaut/fireman and everything thats awsum on the two way and tell him to get down wit the get down and if he dont the he gonna get beat down unless he gets down and form the awsum triplets and tag everywhere and get tredocious head from some bums and smoke jillys until 4am or until they get Aids and fuckin die dig wat im sayin

[sketch_three]

like a bawse

[Clown705]

Restart.
a men walked down to

[Lunchbox]

a thread about some bawses

[sketch_three]

like a baawse

[BigBlueViolence]

bawse bawse bawse bawse bawse

[sketch_three]

similer to a bawse

[Clown705]

who sounded like a bawse

[Lunchbox]

While looking similarly to bawses

[sketch_three]

like THE bawse

[Lunchbox]

As he gets very frustrated >:[

[sketch_three]

like a bawse





















whos employees dont respect him

[Clown705]

bawse's are always respected

[KJay]

she plays hard to get

[KidReny!]

and you smack that ho

[SilverEra]

then i did her mom.

[KJay]

her mom is pretty fit

[DECO ONE]

so i fucked her intensly

[KidReny!]

and smacked her grandmama for

[SilverEra]

Giving Deco One sloppy 7,210's.

[El Chupacabre]

And then I got 7,211's.

[TheMurderousMisterMero_]

then i bumped this thread.

[Juicee]

After that i jacked off

[TheMurderousMisterMero_]

and accidently ruined his shirt

[TheMurderousMisterMero_]

excuse me, his moms shirt...



my bad juice

[Vagrant]

which had Obama on it

[Baszma]

because obama is totes hottttt

[TheMurderousMisterMero_]

yeah,if you into guys..





oh wait...

[Mr yarbles]

haha
that was pretty epic mero

[TheMurderousMisterMero_]

yeah im pretty fucking awesome

[dior]

once apon a time i...

[TheMurderousMisterMero_]

"accidently" ran over your dog

[-Empty-Can-]

now im back for more

[dior]

lulz

i was walking in the...

[TheMurderousMisterMero_]

vagina of a pregnant whale

[Bombing With Insurance]

when I heard your voice

[(SoS)Viruz]

now Im scared for life

[goonzatwork]

because you got the CLAP...

[Loki X Sho]

patiently, she waits for revenge.

[TrandomnesstwO]

My momma says not to...

[drOping]

Jack off in public places