5 word story...

[ESNED]

(til) he blew his load all...

[FaultO]

over the hello kitty calendar.

[ESNED]

that was in psykaoz room...

[the_uniBOMBER]

right by the trigun poster....

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

and his fuzzy pink slippers,

[mr. she77]

where there was a pile...

[miklo]

Originally posted by mr. she77@May 21 2004, 09:59 PM
where there was a pile...
of dirty, stinky, and stained...

[Adamo]

socks from extensive use as...

[pSYKAOz]

condom with a big hippopotamus

[miklo]

dildo under his bed, waiting....

[crac]

for his sister to use..

[BeMo]

and him to watch through.........

[miklo]

the whole next to the...

[Mister Elmo]

Giant dildo glowstick cookie...

[pSYKAOz]

wich makes you hungry for

[miklo]

snow cones in a flabby...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

cock that wiggles till you're

[crac]

throwing up from the sight..

[Msfyt]

rice infested with bleeding lice

[BeMo]

got there becuz u've lived.........

[crac]

without being able to spell

[miklo]

or crap without a diper...

[ESNED]

so u had to go...

[miklo]

downtoewn to report some nasty...

[ESNED]

case of crabs in your...

[miklo]

neighbors nasty ass, loose cuchie

[BeMo]

after he fucked to many......

[ESNED]

loose ass milfs that sleep...

[Etch]

on thoughts tasting of sunsets

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

^^^^ what????

New one


When George Bush had puberty....

[ESNED]

Originally posted by Etch@May 22 2004, 10:34 AM
on thoughts tasting of sunsets



(shut up crack for smack just cause u dont understand)


on thoughts tasting of sunsets....

as if they were vanilla....

[Etch]

blurble blub --- eegads massah!

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

Fuck you Esned,

When George Bush had puberty....

At the age of 31....

[oblong]

wow i enjoyed most of these posts until cracka smacka tried to take it over and do something new. please go to home depot, buy 25 feet of braided rope, find a bridge and last of all hang yourself :)

[Etch]

When George Bush had puberty....
at the age of 31....
he found he had a trillion cocks
and fucked us one by one...

[ESNED]

no deal no deal, deal

[Etch]

what is your deal?

[pSYKAOz]

have no deal that deals

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

Originally posted by oblong@May 22 2004, 01:22 PM
wow i enjoyed most of these posts until cracka smacka tried to take it over and do something new. please go to home depot, buy 25 feet of braided rope, find a bridge and last of all hang yourself :)
http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/Draconis1239/misc16.jpg

[pSYKAOz]

and he was owned by

[ViKn]

oblong, who said "i like....

[pSYKAOz]

to shave off heads with

[kamikaze]

butter knives, which he used...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

to rape the youth of...

[BeMo]

the schools and all the.........

[ViKn]

ducks in the pond, So...

(anyone ever thought about compiling the whole story together)

[crac]

when he came home he..

[ViKn]

Wacked off into a sock

[BeMo]

he had named the sock.....

[crac]

and the socks name was..

[Mister Elmo]

Cracka Smacka, which is really...

[Mister Elmo]

Originally posted by CR4CK4 SM4CK4@May 22 2004, 02:36 PM

http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/Draconis1239/misc16.jpg
Don't make it so obvious that you took this flick off Ebaums World, then opened it in paint, then blacked out their site at the bottom, then hosted it yourself.

In my eyes, this is still Ebaums material.

[BullshitTantrum]

Originally posted by Mister Elmo@May 23 2004, 07:20 PM
Cracka Smacka, which is really...
a little cunt bitch

[Adamo]

who really enjoys giving wet.......

[BeMo]

big, sweaty, juicy, heavy cocks........

[BullshitTantrum]

said gay horney bemo

[ESNED]

then cracka sucked off some...

[stuntman]

...old man, whos name was...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

Sir-Fuck-the-little-fuckers

[crac]

and he blew on his....

[mano]

pot can lead to.....um..... :huh:

[mano]

past out on side walk...


(true story) :wacko:

[pSYKAOz]

and humped by a cop

[BullshitTantrum]

who stuck it in his bucket


6 words to bad!

[crac]

because bullshitantrum was not there.

[kamikaze]

to provide his slow wonderful...

[BeMo]

,old delicous,country hick ass.......

[Thief]

to get up n bomb

[pocket_change]

poo on his neighbours lawn

[Sier]

for not giving him paint...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

While giving head to A

[mr. she77]

motherfucking striped god damn horse.

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

...called a zebra, the zebra...

[Mister Elmo]

Walked along the riverside while...

[crac]

being stenceled on by bansky

[Mister Elmo]

^That was really, really fuckin' lame.

The zebra ate Swiss cheese...

[BeMo]

while he seisured from mister's....

[pSYKAOz]

elmos very dope siggy from

(wasnt expecting that one where ya? LOL!)

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

Originally posted by crac@May 28 2004, 10:17 PM
being stenceled on by bansky
^^^^ thought that was hilarious


...From that gay snuggle commercial...

[ViKn]

which is realy made by...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

the devil himself, the devil...

[crac]

cast an evil spell and..

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

the cows stopped saying moo...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

the cows stopped saying moo...

[stuntman]

from then on the cows...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

started to mumble, black power...

[PHADELIK]

and they slowly started to...

[ViKn]

Crap out Krylon cans, which...

[mr. she77]

redneck toy cowboy bitches took...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

instad of taking the walmart...

[pocket_change]

and thomas ate taco bell

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

when he just got laid...

[Mister Elmo]

By Cracka Smacka, who then...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

started having epilepsy while looking at...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

mister elmos wacky sig. from...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

then on, cows are my...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

Originally posted by CR4CK4 SM4CK4@May 31 2004, 12:15 AM
'cmon you guys this thread is dying.
a.

[jade]

newest grass munchin friends in

[Sier]

stoney hill started to fight...

[pSYKAOz]

the all mighty god with

[orange]

spaghetti en la sticka ...

[pSYKAOz]

what didnt get that so

[orange]

he simply took a sponge

[pSYKAOz]

and tried to remove the

[orange]

a squirrel that was climbing

[pSYKAOz]

that was grammaticly incorrect :| hahaha

neways....

up a very hard and

[orange]

whoops ... i`ll take my non-englishness for an excuse :P


sticky,red-glowing fence

[pSYKAOz]

hahah well at least do 5 words lol....

that was somehow floating up

[orange]

sum weird lookin tower,where

[pSYKAOz]

girls with 3 boobs and

[KEDARONER]

all there fabulous books about...

[pSYKAOz]

retards and pervies such as

[KEDARONER]

scream, whoaht, lesh and all...

[Msfyt]

jumping from the pages to

[NOVEONE_TRUCKER]

my girlfriend's aunts country house

[KEDARONER]

while looking by the window...

[NOVEONE_TRUCKER]

and adding crunchy campbell soup

[Sier]

to their poop tarts so...

[mano]

stuck her with my wang. :lol:

[orange]

gets his fuckin ass kicked :lol:

[ASEN]

by ten midgets packin heat

[zionpnk]

oats and post toastie cerial

[zionpnk]

did someone delete psykoaz's posts??

hahaha.. 5 words bitch!!!

[cbc]

Well im not sure about

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

how psYCAOz got his posts...

[cbc]

deleted. why did this stop?

[dcite]

what? it did not stop

[ViKn]

because you cant stop it...

[cbc]

but it is so slow

[cbc]

no one is into this

[cbc]

except for me and the

[cbc]

following people, who I don't

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

know why cbc is a

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

post whore but he sure

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

is one. Bunnys make me

[whOaHT]

horny and sometimes very happy

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

because they are nothing compared...

[whOaHT]

to a females tender nipples

[jade]

which i like to pinch

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

Because she squeals like a

[Adamo]

dirty whore from east L.A. .....

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

That would smack Adamo because...

[whOaHT]

his avatar is pretty annoying

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

because it blinds people out..

[whOaHT]

and the cookie monster rules

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

Because chapelle said he did.

[whOaHT]

ellen degeneres is not very

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

Sexy lesbian because she must...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

make crack addicts feel bad...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

about snorting white powdery shaving

[cbc]

I cant belive she actually

[cbc]

has a day-time talk show

[cbc]

everything she touches turns too

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

Some very very very very

[cbc]

utter shit, I hope her

[cbc]

show gets canceled, and IM

[whOaHT]

bladder fails and she dies

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

from being spanked while strapped

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

to a hot dog strapped

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

to a hot dog strapped...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

to a thong which makes...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

blind men notice the disturbance

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

she cause while making retarded...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

jokes. Cr4ck4 Sm4ck4 is #1

[Adamo]

at sucking big black cock

[cbc]

as she raped them anally

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

at posting five word stories

[cbc]

with a huge strap on

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

all by himself. Hey you

[cbc]

damn it i screwed this

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

Yeah you, Im talking to...

[cbc]

up, why cant i ever

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

you cbc, edit your posts...

[WRITES-one]

she placed it in a

[Adamo]

you fucking post whores ruined....

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

so I can make five...

[cbc]

winged chickens for kfc and

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

dildo to suck so I

[Adamo]

this game and must die.

[cbc]

when i was walking down

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

can make five word stories....About making five word stories...About how Adamo fucked up.... The five word story thread... Of course I fucked it... Up too because this thread...

[cbc]

sum1 restart right here

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

Is becoming old and BS

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

Is falling apart because of...

[cbc]

then i saw the office

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

Cbc and me...Like Method

[cbc]

place on tv and i

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

Man and Red Man. So

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

cbc I meant fucked up

[cbc]

ok i quit this shit cuz im screwing it up

[WRITES-one]

fuck the hoes

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

Ok CBC STOP POSTING FOR ONE FUCKIN SECOND!!!!

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

if you didnt notice... the last three pages were bullshit because of me.. and adamo.... and cbc.... Of couse cbc was a buncha bullshit.

[ViKn]

Clean up on aisle Three...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

the old lady said, she

[Adamo]

Originally posted by CR4CK4 SM4CK4@Jun 5 2004, 04:59 PM
if you didnt notice... the last three pages were bullshit because of me.. and adamo.... and cbc.... Of couse cbc was a buncha bullshit.
ummm...i had no part in your idiocy....in the last 3 pages i posted maybe 3-4 times and each time they were in line with the 5 word story....unlike your postwhore-ish bullshit. so fuck you buddy.

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

Well who said you had a say n it? you suck, ands thats that....Buddy

[cbc]

Originally posted by CR4CK4 SM4CK4@Jun 5 2004, 05:02 PM
the old lady said, she
was not feeling well because
( i appologize for fucking everything up earlier, and cant we all just get along)

[ViKn]

she had 12 cans of....

[crac]

krylon, so she busted a...

[whOaHT]

lung throwin that shit up

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

up all in here nose...

[crac]

like coke to a junkie

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

on a hot rainy snowy

[crac]

day in june, cr4ck4sm4ck4 walked..

[whOaHT]

into a wall and fell

[cbc]

on a large metal spike

[cbc]

that went into his ass

[cbc]

he thought it felt painful

[Adamo]

and ripped apart his intestines

[cbc]

he thought it was over

[cbc]

but it was just the

[ViKn]

begining of his journey to...

[cbc]

cbc's exotic sex fun house

[ViKn]

of DOOOOOOOOOOOM, he thought he....

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

was in trouble so I

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

sm4cked cbc for posting soo much

[ViKn]

your one to talk Cr4ck4sm4ck4

(hypocrite)

[zionpnk]

oh boy here goes beef...

[zionpnk]

between you two, just lick

[ViKn]

a popsicle because its almost...

[zionpnk]

waaaaay to hot to be

[ViKn]

winter, unless your in australlia,

[zionpnk]

where wemon suck the kangaroo

[Msfyt]

itsy bitsy tweeny weeny yellow

[ViKn]

polka dot BUMBHOLES, bet you....

[zionpnk]

cant eat pussy as well

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

as vikn can because he

[ViKn]

has a 12 Inch tounge


(i dont realy)

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

that Red Bull gave him...

[cbc]

CR4CK4SM4CK4 started jerking off beside

[cbc]

a popo's car, when all

[cbc]

the sudden, he saw his

[KEDARONER]

mommy, just the other of..

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

them all... cbc has an...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

obsession with posting soo much...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

because he must be obnoxious

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

about posting sooo much. so...

[jade]

cracker smacker got jealous and

[jade]

posted 4 times ina row

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

so that jade will follow

[jade]

by posting twice, unlinke sumone

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

*cough cough cough* cr4ck4 sm4ck4

[whaart_53]

cr4ak killz da brainyou,,,

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

know? well i still sniff

[my-SaC-hurts]

*twitch twicht* overdoses on ritalin

[cbc]

then the cops get out

[cbc]

and take out their batons

[cbc]

and gives that crack monkey

[cbc]

a beating he'll never ever