5 word story...

[cbc]

forget... but he does because

[ViKn]

he gets hypnotised into thinking...

[cbc]

that he was in a

[cbc]

porn movie, where he was

[cbc]

getting gang banged, and got

[cbc]

10 mushroom tatoos, and then...

(mushroom tatoo is when u get slapped in the face so hard with a circumsized penis that you get a bruise that looks like mushroom)

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

damn it cbc stop it...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

must u post about anal...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

(how the hell can sumone get slapped soo hard with a circumsidzed penis they actually leave a mark)

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

perverted crap? didnt your mommy..

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

tell you not to talk...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

to strangers like that huh?????????????????????????????

*insert sarcasm remark here*

[Sier]

cuz you will get gang-banged ...

[crac]

by old ladies because you...

[crac]

are what they call a..

[crac]

punk ass over posting bitch

[pSYKAOz]

yet crac multiple posts mlike

[Sier]

so i'm gonna put more...

[BeMo]

posts to be annoying like......

[Adamo]

cbc's homo ass, which is

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

preety homo, judging how can..

[cbc]

CR4CK4SM4CK4 judge others about their

[cbc]

sexual tendencies, when he cant

[cbc]

get any love from any1

[cbc]

who is a human, because

[cbc]

of people like him, beastiality

[cbc]

exsists, yet some animals reject

[cbc]

him and his wonderful sense

[cbc]

of humor, all the sudden

( 8 posts in a row... im gunna stop now... for a while)

[Mister Elmo]

CBC ate a piece of...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

chicken that came from (his) prosterior-enatimy

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

because he is (what you call) a shithead

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

like my sexy blonde girl?

[cbc]

she is my cousin, and

(no because you can't see her tits and she's to skinny)

[cbc]

I rape her every night

[cbc]

and shes tied down to

[Sier]

my trailer that i like...

[cbc]

to make my low budget

[cbc]

incest porn in, because I

[Msfyt]

way to fuck up the thread crack and cbc. what acting like a fucking adult is beyong your grasp. stop being post whores, and stay on topic. if you continue with this, i will start deleting all of your posts in all of the threads.

[mano]

my grandma walked in and...

[ViKn]

...joined in, so i ran





I ran so far away





I just ran, i ran




all night and day, i




couldent get away, so then...

[DEMO]

paint and dont be bait !!!! 5 words ahahahahaha

[.44magnum]

just wait and check out

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

msfyts apartment centre by the

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

*bump*

[retsam]

touch each other

[dcite]

havent seen this thread in a while..

[crac]

i thought this was dead

[-> DUMB ONE <-]

i remeber this thread from the old forum, i completely fucked it up and ruined it and everyone got mad... haha those were the days.

[the_uniBOMBER]

Originally posted by &#045;> DUMB ONE <&#045;@Jun 29 2004, 05:42 PM
i completely fucked it up and ruined it and everyone got mad
kind of like cracka smacka and cbc?

[-> DUMB ONE <-]

this thread was really annoying back then because it was like the only thread anyone posted in so i decided to be an ass hole and i completely ruined it. no one ever posted in it again. haha people tried making new ones but they never succeeded. a month or 2 later the forums crashed.

[-> DUMB ONE <-]

Originally posted by the_uniBOMBER+Jun 29 2004, 05:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (the_uniBOMBER @ Jun 29 2004, 05:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-&#045;> DUMB ONE <&#045;@Jun 29 2004, 05:42 PM
i completely fucked it up and ruined it and everyone got mad
kind of like cracka smacka and cbc? [/b][/quote]
kind of except i did it alot better. i posted about 5 pages of random bullshit alot longer then 5 words. more like 5 paragraphs

[dcite]

i feel stupid asking this, but is this forum better than the old one? i mean like the layout and all.

[AXIS]

is there a link to the old one?

[dcite]

the old one died man, this is what is is now..

[pSYKAOz]

hahahahahhaha hshaha ahhaaha hahahaha hahahhahahaha

5 words?

my right ball is itching

[the_uniBOMBER]

what is it with you and your nuts psykaoz? why do you keep telling us how itchy your balls are? mine are itchy too but you dont see me posting about it.....wait i just did.... oh well

[odd_laws_broke]

happy cats scratching flappy nads

[dcite]

ran around on top of

[HeTaK-cac]

she suck my dick today

[BEAS]

with help of a straw

[glue]

which came out of your

[odd_laws_broke]

inebriated rectums pushin weight like...

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

an overweight hooker with fifty

[glue]

vagina hairs on her chinS

[HeTaK-cac]

you can`t fuck a duck ?

[HeTaK-cac]

il etait un fois un .......

[zionpnk]

on my dirty cancerous groin

[mushone]

but you can fuck a :lol:

[Wade2]

ho with your 1" dick

[mushone]

while santa clause watches in :o

[odd_laws_broke]

in crap-filled cubicles blazin

[zionpnk]

fat dog weiners covered in

[SLY]

loads of aids infected cum

[MuertO]

Smoking shooting up drinking dead

[SLY]

canadian cow infected with mad

[mushone]

kangaroo fetus in that there :lol:

[SLY]

but the fetus was joined

[glue]

to musone&#39;s penis which was

[OPRAH!]

also infected with herpes and

[stuntman]

is usually found in his

[odd_laws_broke]

refrigerator with tha frozen foods.

[HeTaK-cac]

dont talk to your television

[odd_laws_broke]

while puffin on fat sacks

[Msfyt]

bringing together rollercoasters and bikinis

[odd_laws_broke]

hard up like broken ladders

[pocket_change]

scattered across the grey matter

[sp4i6]

served on a silver platter

[SLY]

to your cump ass

[SLY]

did u try to rhyme

[SLY]

u should get jail time (u as in sp4i6 cuz u suck so much at rhyming)

[zionpnk]

im still listening to sublime

[SLY]

which is the thing that

[zionpnk]

i love best bitch ass&#33;&#33;&#33;

[zionpnk]

because they made a sick

[zionpnk]

song named "jail..." fucking "...time"

[BullshitTantrum]

I like oreos and milk.


Noreallypeople, whothefuckcareswhat the"story"isanymore, itsjustkidsgetting therepostcountup.



that was 5 words....biatch

[SLY]

do u twist ur oreos?

[glue]

me? i do, do you?

[coma]

get a clue baboon poon

[pocket_change]

empty glass is full soon

[glue]

of sperm i donated to

[Kayone707]

your moms sperm foundation

[glue]

which kayone707 loves to eat

[kosmo1ne]

cuz it is soo salty

[glue]

and sour like his moms

[joky]

finger, but you love to

[Mensa]

jump off of a building

[Beef its whats for dinner]

and shit your pants the

[Beef its whats for dinner]

entire lingth of the fall

[HeTaK-cac]

why drink and drive when

[HeTaK-cac]

you can sniff and fly

[crac]

some white gold on the..

[Msfyt]

if you book a ticket

[crac]

for the buss you can..

[MeZkO]

etch all of the windows...

[ineffable]

till the busdriver slaps you

[jade]

and shoves his weiner in

[CaSoNe]

the big green watermelon beside

[whOaHT]

the small yellow deformed dwarf

[kamikaze]

stood along side the tiny

[odd_laws_broke]

one
time
at
band
camp

[glue]

odd laws broke got melested

[odd_laws_broke]

in your limp dick fantasy

[jok]

that was interrupted by a

[nemi]

rainstorm of George Foreman grills

[Kayone707]

Originally posted by nemi@Jul 19 2004, 12:40 PM
rainstorm of George Foreman grills
it must suck to be this guy.....he killed this whole topic.....last post was on july 19..



oh yea.......
Kay
One
Says
Bump
This

[Avos]

damn
i
remember
this
shit

[Kayone707]

i
like
that
sig&#39;s
ass

[Kayone707]

**right
click
and
saves
it **

[the_uniBOMBER]

holy
shit
this
is
old

[Kayone707]

that
kid
never
stops
eatin&#39;

[xylene hug]

so
i
gave
him
apples

[xylene hug]

^^

that was kind of gay <_<

[Incite]

and fondled his nut sack

[ZONE]

which was really not fun

[PANIC!FUP_MORE...]

sliced it in 999 pieces

[Avos]

then he said oh shit

[Aero]

looks like it fuckin hurts

[Incite]

went and bought some tape

[glue]

to prevent anal seapage and

[HeTaK-cac]

we gonna bomb this wall

[Incite]

so Incite gets the explosives

[ViKn]

and blows up a cow

[SLY]

but hetak wanted to paint

[mad]

while fondeling its uters then...

[Incite]

graffiti turned mainstream cause of

[*Baozone*]

...these dynamic pages not allowed...

[mad]

flying pigs and chicken tits

[MeZkO]

while we go cow tipping....

[glue]

in arizona and fuck our

[xylene hug]

atractive cusins really really hard.

[SMOKONE - WSB]

After that we will eat...........

[Incite]

that give me diarrhea because

[Bone2]

this shit is really old

[Aero]

and smells like dog&#39;s ass

[penceldik]

i will cockslap your beartrap of a pussy

[penceldik]

or not

[Avos]

then we finally painted on...

[Alyte]

my neighbors big, new, shiny...

[Avos]

camo green tank complete with...

[Ravek]

multiple rapid machine gun utters

[mad]

a big gun and paint

[CANADIANA]

i hope you all die..

[Kayone707]

even
me
too?
ur
mean

[Alyte]

and dispirited, just like the

[Adamo]

bitch who gave birth to

[Incite]

if lovin you is wrong...

[Alyte]

then please shoot up my

[Mister Elmo]

Size 37 shoe, my marker...

[penceldik]

and jack off with razors that are so sharp

[MoNkEy]

theyll cut john stansfields nipple....

[SLY]

Fuck you&#33; you stoopid CHINK&#33;

[MeZkO]

said the cow tippers while....

[Mister Elmo]

Squeezing the nipples of a...

[Kayone707]

i said cow tipping first




*true story*

[glue]

ur all damn hicks, from

[mad]

hickville, other known as the...

[xianx]

best buttfuck you&#39;ve had while...

[MeZkO]

while bombing barnyard walls with...

[Kayone707]

ten
gallon
hat
and
boots

[benkser]

....
the freigh yard is safe

[odd_laws_broke]

Five word story shit...


*****.

[dcite]

hey whats your sig mean

[xianx]

means gobble up my penis...

[odd_laws_broke]

Yoshime, they don`t believe me.

[benkser]

who can we believe here

[Nikon]

the fat furry rabid rabbits

[Avos]

ran around giving writers montana

[Kayone707]

then after kicked their ballz

[Msfyt]

even the butterflies have nightmares

[mad]

i have a cold which...

[Avos]

means you cant stop sneezing

[Kayone707]

and your eyes are puffy

[Adamo]

and your nose is stuffy

[Kayone707]

Originally posted by Adamo@Sep 13 2004, 01:19 PM
and your nose is stuffy
i wanna see the roller

[glue]

Originally posted by Kayone707+Sep 13 2004, 03:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Kayone707 @ Sep 13 2004, 03:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Adamo@Sep 13 2004, 01:19 PM
and your nose is stuffy
i wanna see the roller [/b][/quote]
its been posted befor

[Cherubic Meekus]

glues mum is a whore

[mad]

and she bakes good cookies

[Cherubic Meekus]

shame the kids a rookie

[glue]

hahahahaha you stupid cunt starting thrteads about e beef and then starting it ?
as for you i think you should be banned.

[Cherubic Meekus]

well glue that decision isnt down to you...........tut tut as for the use of c&#39;word would you kiss ur mother with that mouth.????

[mad]

this is 5 word story

[mad]

talk shit with 5 words

[fame]

U FUCKING BITCH LOL HA................

[Incite]

do acronyms count as words?

[mad]

is WTF an achronym, incite?

[uno1]

holy shit whers uncle howie&#33;&#33;

[The Most Sadistic]

right here

http://img9.imgspot.com/u/04/257/00/howie.gif




*****s cant fuck wit howie

[mad]

who is this howie *****?

[The Most Sadistic]

necro and ill bill&#39;s uncle

www.unclehowie.com

[Kayone707]

..............
..............
how is it going people?

[Avos]

aight Kay how bout you

[Kayone707]

bad... my car isnt workin :(

[stuntman]

damn.... aint that some shit

[glue]

pooping on crows is bad&#33; :angry:

[Slob]

shitting in a wooden bucket

[Avos]

Ill be bringin this back

[SLY]

i stick my penis in

[glue]

a pupils anus, but till

[Avos]

the end of time i&#39;ll

[SLY]

suck cock for two dollars

[SMOKONE - WSB]

from a very gay guy

[SLY]

oh wait it was waste

[MeZkO]

that lives in a box...

[SMOKONE - WSB]

around the corner of the...

[SLY]

erectile dysfunction clinic, where psykaoz

[SMOKONE - WSB]

has got a psosthetic dick....

[GeSuS_KRiST]

because it got frostbiten in

[MeZkO]

due to an infection that....

[GeSuS_KRiST]

lead to tha breakdancing championship

[Lester Berns]

at the kielbasa eating contest

[GeSuS_KRiST]

where he faced the imfamous

[Sicko]

Drunk fatty from Ireland Mcfizzle

[GeSuS_KRiST]

whos best move was the

[SLY]

missionary position. he later learned

[Kayone707]

from a toothless old grandma

[SMOKONE - WSB]

that was a slut from.....

[SLY]

the gun loving dakotas. where

[Mister Elmo]

People like to in-breed male...

[Car2nist]

penises and female vaginas in

[MadBomber]

test-tubes filled with white...

[Car2nist]

creamy ice cream for the...

[gilt]

puppies. Masturbation is a very ...

[Car2nist]

spiritual experience in which indians

[gilt]

eat puppies because they&#39;re so ...

[GeSuS_KRiST]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat , i love killing innocent

[Car2nist]

puppies since its so overused...

[gilt]

.. like pencils, who uses them ...