5 word story...

[gilt]

.. like pencils, who uses them ...

[SLY]

to write thousands of words

[gilt]

boring enough to make me ...

[xianx]

skull fuck you till you...

[Kayone707]

why did you say skull?

[xianx]

i love to fuck deceased...

[Kayone707]

because all the living girls deny you?

[halo]

or is it because theres no flesh?

[Kayone707]

use five words.....dumb ass

[Avos]

Meeting of styles was here

[halo]

thats nice.....plus another word........

[Avos]

check the flicks out...guys.

[FSH]

nice avatar avos

[Avos]

Thank you very much FSH

[gilt]

. Purple is my favorite color ...

[Avos]

Watch out for Big Brother

[rohan]

he's out for man ass

[halo]

omg here he comes to

[SMOKONE - WSB]

butt rape your monkey ass

[halo]

with his 9 millimeter peter

[danks]

and then at band camp

[halo]

A bear came and ate

[spraycanstories]

an extremely obese kid named..

[spraycanstories]

Originally posted by xianx@Sep 19 2004, 07:44 PM
i love to fuck deceased...
T.S.O.L rocks my word biotch! (5 words)

[Kayone707]

Originally posted by spraycanstories@Sep 20 2004, 11:15 PM
an extremely obese kid named..
an obese kid named spraycanstories :lol:

[rohan]

who ate chocolate oreos, then....

[halo]

got eaten by a bear

[stuntman]

, whilest inside the bear he........

[Mister Elmo]

Replied, "Page 69 bitches!" And...

[Car2nist]

then said more meaningless bullshit

[mad]

like, "im a raging homosexual"...

[Car2nist]

and my cock is HUGE

[Kayone707]

when compared to an ant

[gilt]

it was much smaller. Then ...

[Car2nist]

2 hookers fighter over pie...

[Mister Elmo]

And sheep like to dance...

[PhoNeBooks]

like irish blades of grass

[Car2nist]

why is this still on?

[Steez]

complained the dope cartoonist( :D ),until....

[Kayone707]

beause u have small "wee-wee"

[Malis One]

until the docter amputated it :blink:

[glue]

and ate it as a

[Kayone707]

then he had no "Wee-wee" :(

[Car2nist]

and then it grew back!

[Car2nist]

and then stared in monstercock.com

[ZONE]

that was soon cancelled because

[Car2nist]

my cock was too big

[Car2nist]

because it broke womens backs

[Kayone707]

then u finally woke up

[it-cant-rain-all-the-timelalala]

in your bed fliyng to

[pSYKAOz]

nowehere. still open this thread? @_@

[jade]

as i thought to myself

[halo]

Irish blades of grass? wtfwasIthinking?<----------see, all one word-------->

[MeZkO]

said the leprachauns while running.......

[Avos]

to the subway on sunday

[MeZkO]

to see meeting of styles...

[Kayone707]

_________________________

a wise man once said

[Avos]

he who is one with

[MeZkO]

them self's will succeed in

[froj]

the art of femail penetration

[sbEr]

with an icey baseball bat

[Kayone707]

cough..cough.....ICE ICE BABY

[GeSuS_KRiST]

ok now stop celebrate (sp) and

[Kayone707]

listin ice is back with

[Coo]

yes, a brand new edition

[MadBomber]

of the world's biggest expandable...

[Car2nist]

CLOSING OF THREADS.... CLOSE IT

[Kayone707]

shut ur pie hole Yoko

[gilt]

. I hate fat chicks that ...

[Car2nist]

dont suck dick like-they eat.

[MoNkEy]

jamacan chickens when WANKIN










































































































































































BOOOOOMMMWIKIDSHA

[GeSuS_KRiST]

said lil jon befor he

[Car2nist]

smoked a fat crack rock

[MoNkEy]

and quikly rode a cock

[gilt]

for almost a whole block ! ....

[Car2nist]

until he shot a load...

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

of crack out his nose...

[gilt]

i dove for the crack ...

[Avos]

and threw out your back

[pocket_change]

on some fat, dirty, grimey...

[Clyde]

prostitute from arizona who likes

[Kayone707]

to sit on cactus and

[Clyde]

smoke weed while dreaming about

[Avos]

spray paint and porn stars

[MoNkEy]

who are licking her out

[GeSuS_KRiST]

said the pirate who was

[pie face]

ross's mum cos hes fat

[Idealeyez]

she had only two teeth

[Idealeyez]

the ladies chihuahua wore g-strings. LMAO

[MoNkEy]

but the pirate was me (lol pie face)

[Msfyt]

waiting for her enima, she

[mad]

picked her nose furiously then...

[gilt]

she started bleeding so prefusly (sp) ...

[Mister Elmo]

It bled like a girl's...

[MANiAkONe]

juicy and wet pussy clit

[inker]

rek says fuck mister elmo

[GeSuS_KRiST]

with a chainsaw and a

[Kayone707]

you guys are too horny.............


____________________________

[pie face]

to be chasin rustafarians while

[MoNkEy]

wanking off to craigs nipples

[MANiAkONe]

you all have little penises..

[Car2nist]

that you jerk in SHORT-STROKES

[glue]

and spit in you eyes....

[mad]

you completly fucked this up

[Car2nist]

like i fucked your mom-through-her-pantie-elastics

[mad]

BANG BANG BANG went the...

[Cobbler]

kid with the giant bazooka

[GeSuS_KRiST]

which killed about 20 thousand

[inker]

toy kings including mister elmo

[mad]

dinosars, aliens,dogs, and other...

[inker]

gay ass fucking stupid animals

[MoNkEy]

gay reptiles that like cleaning

[GeSuS_KRiST]

edit

[MoNkEy]

fuk we posted at the

[MoNkEy]

same time inker so it

[mad]

same time who cares? not...

[mad]

adn it ahppend again because.......

[MoNkEy]

me becos im a rusta

[GeSuS_KRiST]

right neer the beach boyyyyyyyyyyyyieeeeeeeeeeeee

[MoNkEy]

man beach boys are kool

[inker]

beach boys were blasted by....

[mad]

sand and water and surfer

[inker]

wath the fuck r u....

[GeSuS_KRiST]

on pcp? lsd? thc? xtc?

[Kayone707]

none, drugs are bad....said.....

[glue]

mr.mackey the teacher that does

[GeSuS_KRiST]

midget prostitutes who shoot up...

[glue]

nobody is on here tonight...

[froj]

edit,edit,edit,edit,edit

[GeSuS_KRiST]

its the 10 crack commandments

[inker]

rule # 1 never let anyone know how much dough you hold

[inker]

never let them know your next move

[Scaf.]

Originally posted by glue@Oct 2 2004, 07:03 PM
nobody is on here tonight...
the're either having sex or...

[kildaillest]

racking paint and painting bums

[inker]

rule #3 never trust nobody

rule #4 never get high on your own supply

[inker]

rule #5 never sell no crack were u rest at i dont care if he wants an ounce tell him to bounce

[kildaillest]

hey! inker! this isnt the 10 crack commandments thread..but thank you for telling me now...cuz i just got high on my own supply...

[inker]

rule # 6 that credit shit man forget it
rule #7 this rule is so underated keep family and buiseness totally seperated
rule# 8 never keep no weight on you
rule #9 and 10 im not sure wath they are do u

[MANiAkONe]

lets all hug each other

[inker]

lets all hug each other
rek says no fucking way

[rohan]

i shall kill you now

[shyone]

crak commandments:

#9 dont smoke or kill yourself... :lol: :D

[MoNkEy]

i smoked some fukin hevy.....

[mad]

cock and balls you homosexual

[SLY]

WHAT UP MOTHA FUCK IM...

[MoNkEy]

sly and i smoked some

[MoNkEy]

sly and i smoked some

[pocket_change]

rockstar ball sweat wich was

[MoNkEy]

fat and resiny it cost

[Msfyt]

my bebe sister her life

[Idealeyez]

there once was a boy

[Kayone707]

who just did the un-thinkable........

[infer one]

he took in in the... :o

[infer one]

he took in in the...
he took IT in the... :o

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

ass, and returned the favor....

[Car2nist]

by giving him a reach-around

[Kayone707]

*does everything have to be sexually related*

[MoNkEy]

and felt something very wrong

[rohan]

hobos are raping your ass...........

[MoNkEy]

whilst sucking marcs furry carrot

[the infamous one]

and tickled his furry plums

[pie face]

with a shitty bog brush

[the infamous one]

and inserting an anal probe................

[rohan]

in your big hairy anus

[rohan]

anally inserted sex toys are..............

[MoNkEy]

bad for rectum and anus.........

[the infamous one]

how about a colonic irrigation??

[Kayone707]

haha damn....you guys go back to your "dirty" talk.....this is funny

[glue]

five words, did you not....

[Kayone707]

that yoda voice is bad <_<

[rohan]

While your granny is out.....

[Avos]

you run out and paint...

[MoNkEy]

but use the can for

[infer one]

a dildo, but you forgot...

[Avos]

you are a dude without

[Car2nist]

a vagina, stop this thread

[infer one]

its getting old so we...

[Kayone707]

dont close....it raises Posts

[rohan]

again, there are hobos raping....................

[MoNkEy]

little writers wid cans up...............

[Idealeyez]

there was a girl named....

[infer one]

Dan, and she had a... :o

[RestoNe]

eating disorder so she went

[Kayone707]

to stick finger down throat
http://www.bit4sale.com/user/BritneySpears/PhotoGallery/images/13_in_Britney_Throat.jpg

[Car2nist]

i'd stick more than my-finger-down-her-throat.

[Kayone707]

ohhh..more then five words

[Car2nist]

yes but with hyphens... mmmm

[infer one]

i agree with car2n, she...

[Car2nist]

must be-able to take mine

[Car2nist]

she also has a cavity

[infer one]

i will fill it with...

[Car2nist]

cum... then it'll be white

[MoNkEy]

like plaster in a wall

[rohan]

lick her clitoris and fallopians

[rohan]

cum her big arse shut

[rohan]

then lick her clitoris more

[rohan]

it was a one night stand

[rohan]

beta my five posts bitch

[rohan]

Oops Im pregnated by rohan

[froj]

you are really a sucker

[rohan]

whats that supposed to mean

[froj]

more then you know foo

[rohan]

i kill you now fucker!

[froj]

laugh my fucking ass off

[rohan]

*grabs his greek machete* die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

[froj]

at least i do graffiti

[rohan]

atleast i take a shower

[froj]

oh man i feel e-beef

[rohan]

Originally posted by rohan@Oct 9 2004, 06:25 AM
atleast i take a shower
zing zing zing check meat!

[froj]

Originally posted by rohan+Oct 9 2004, 06:26 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (rohan @ Oct 9 2004, 06:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-rohan@Oct 9 2004, 06:25 AM
atleast i take a shower
zing zing zing check meat! [/b][/quote]
my meat is more fresh

[rohan]

Originally posted by froj+Oct 9 2004, 06:27 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (froj @ Oct 9 2004, 06:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by rohan@Oct 9 2004, 06:26 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-rohan@Oct 9 2004, 06:25 AM
atleast i take a shower
zing zing zing check meat!
my meat is more fresh [/b][/quote]
i beat my meat biatch

[froj]

Originally posted by rohan+Oct 9 2004, 06:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (rohan @ Oct 9 2004, 06:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by froj@Oct 9 2004, 06:27 AM
Originally posted by rohan@Oct 9 2004, 06:26 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-rohan@Oct 9 2004, 06:25 AM
atleast i take a shower
zing zing zing check meat!
my meat is more fresh
i beat my meat biatch [/b][/quote]
i get my girl to

[rohan]

calls for a quote down

[froj]

i like to smoke cigarettes

[rohan]

youve been reported you bitch

[froj]

cause im a post whore

[froj]

at least i am tonight

[rohan]

cause your a crack whore

[froj]

you wish
i smoke weed

[froj]

keepin it to 5 words

[rohan]

post hello in evry thread

[rohan]

one...two....three...four.......hello

[froj]

naw just this one...HELLO!!!

[rohan]

me saw pic of logs in river

[vegimite on toast]

/\/\/\

That is more that five.

[Avos]

lets learn to count people

[mad]

lets not make this thread...

[dayZee]

i just saw shark tale B)

[MadBomber]

was it good or bad?

[dayZee]

it could have been funnier

[dayZee]

still super duper cute though :)

[gunitsoldier4life]

g-unit is so fucking dope

[Car2nist]

I <3 THIS GUY!... YEA!

[dayZee]

if u love gunit so much, why dont u just marry them? haha what a BAD line B)

[MadBomber]

ha ha ha ha ha

[MoNkEy]

wtf get back to the

[MoNkEy]

story mutha fuka start writing

[MoNkEy]

a 5 word story now

[MoNkEy]

im listening to drum'n'bass while............

[dayZee]

i just woke up...YEAH! :D

[SLY]

that makes no sense dayzee

[dayZee]

how doesnt it make sense

[SLY]

cuz ur a dumb fuck.




(real explanation, monkey just said "im listening to drum'n'bass while............" then you said " i just woke up...YEAH! " that doesnt make sense if u said whiel goign to bed or while waking up that'd amke sense but i just woke up doesnt...

[dayZee]

thanks, right back at ya

[SLY]

said the little fag boy

[dayZee]

talking about yourself again sly?

[SLY]

nope, talking to you dayzee. (now lets both shut the fuck up and let ppl start this story again, if you want topm me to tlak shit or we go ahead)

[MoNkEy]

lol man u killed the thread (not killed the jke)


anyway back to the story


on day a dirty old..................

[Idealeyez]

a guy named Cornelius.........

[pane in prov]

ate hotdogs for a liveing