5 word story...

[Idealeyez]

he was obese-500 pounds...........

[Idealeyez]

but he was a streetballer..........

[pane in prov]

could do backflip slam dunks

[Phiner]

edit:some1 beat me to it

[pane in prov]

edit
this was a response to phiners post

[Idealeyez]

happen to be Ao's cousin....

[pane in prov]

and gets handjobs from trannies

[Idealeyez]

he smelled like shit.(LMAOOOOO)

[pane in prov]

but he always took showers

[scarface]

and ronald macdonalds half brother......

[scarface]

who was a crack dealer.....

[pane in prov]

got robbed for his "bling"

[Idealeyez]

he wore overalls, (Shit man i cant think of anything else)

[pane in prov]

he had a crackwhore wife........

[pane in prov]

named acid pussy anne, she.....

[scarface]

had a crack baby

[scarface]

and sold it on EBAY........

[pane in prov]

some omish people bought it

[pane in prov]

they used thier wooden computer

[Car2nist]

with their water ran electricity

[Ahcronym]

to power their massive television

[pane in prov]

the children rode wooden bikes

[Phiner]

edit:im way to slow at this thing, fuck this

[CHILLEN905]

that turned blue out side

[pane in prov]

and the townspeople were amazed

[CHILLEN905]

as they stroked their sacks

[pane in prov]

they danced and played flutes

[infer one]

and shit their pants when...

[CHILLEN905]

when the wind screamed loud

[pane in prov]

cus they didnt like it

[Car2nist]

all up in their grills

[CHILLEN905]

they try to breath air

[pane in prov]

but its to modern so......

[infer one]

their population was wiped out...

[CHILLEN905]

by broken pink legs twice

[infer one]

amish no longer exist but...

[Car2nist]

your a moron, they do

[infer one]

in certain parts, pennsulvania and...

[CHILLEN905]

in the lowlands of canada

[Car2nist]

where the little niggies play

[Nikon]

by giant mounds of hay

[Car2nist]

and snortin lots of yay

[CHILLEN905]

while sining 50cent is gay

[Adamo]

listenen to jam masta jay

[Car2nist]

screaming out meekus is gay

[pane in prov]

and playing hopskotch all day

[CHILLEN905]

painting tags bi the bay

[Car2nist]

gay pride's what they say

[Avos]

while paintin rainbows every day

[Car2nist]

ali g makes my day

[MoNkEy]

he makes me laugh yey

[the infamous one]

but his hat is gay

[rohan]

Beacuse hes a brit, gay!

[the infamous one]

man im a brit, hey!

[MoNkEy]

so am i, rohan's gay


(nah jus jking)

[pie face]

and takes it up da......

[MoNkEy]

anerexic ladys tight small pussy.....................

[pie face]

using an old green carrot..

[scarface]

and butter for lube........

[MoNkEy]

that infamous-one at in camden.......

[pie face]

wer all da afganhistanis live

[scarface]

making bombs and fucking kids........

[pie face]

but osama binladen is........

[the infamous one]

i dont fuck kids......scarface :blink:

[the infamous one]

osama is a retarded fuck

[pie face]

sos your mum infamous one

[MoNkEy]

nah she aint hes my

[pie face]

bumchum so dnt talk bout

[the infamous one]

paintin buddy, now pieface dies........

[pie face]

when he is old and....

[MoNkEy]

still paintin we will live

[pie face]

until ross marries a woman

[the infamous one]

who is your skanky mum

[MoNkEy]

lol i got jen so

[scarface]

who used to be male.....

[the infamous one]

thats not very nice evillllllll

[MoNkEy]

innit u fukin gay cunt ( to scarface)

[the infamous one]

scarface takes it balls deep

[MoNkEy]

up the anal passage from............

[scarface]

ahahahah it a story its not true..

[the infamous one]

but this story is true

[MoNkEy]

yes it is u twat

[the infamous one]

sunshine happyness and raindrops duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[scarface]

fuk all you its supposed to be a story not a fukin battle

[whOaHT]

the train goes chooo chooo




(@pie face that lady in your signature :lol: i feel like kickin one of her legs and crackin' that shit like a wet toothpick)

:lol: damn that shit is funny yet very disturbing, with all that sun on her i think her lungs will get a sun tan

[MoNkEy]

lol everything is aimed at

[the infamous one]

being sadistic as fuck.....whoalt

[MoNkEy]

scareface and it is a

[MoNkEy]

a battle not a story

[scarface]

Sad sad bastard just fukin shut up 4 a change

[MoNkEy]

u used more than 5

[MoNkEy]

words in your post mate

[MoNkEy]

so you loose the battle

[scarface]

wow he can count FucKinhell

[MoNkEy]

my mummy says im special

[froj]

damn this is so weak

[MoNkEy]

but its so fun tho

[the infamous one]

fun for all the family

[MoNkEy]

fun is all we need

[Idealeyez]

in a land far away.....

[MoNkEy]

were little men bend over............

[Avos]

for just about any one

[pane in prov]

they liked it raw and....

[infer one]

ended up with a disease...

[Kayone707]

then coughed(sp) out his lung

[CHILLEN905]

into pink painted blue bags

[mad]

while they were watching other...

[CHILLEN905]

childern play wit big guns

[rohan]

singin, said colt 45 and....

[M3KA SITY]

two blunt wraps, chilled with..

[rohan]

te lo tronco nel culo

[rohan]

(ill fill your ass (italian))

[Loddi]

_________
how can i post pictures

[MoNkEy]

use the img button above^^^^

[rohan]

and shut the hell up

[pie face]

then shove a dirty old.....

[the infamous one]

green carrot into piefaces ass

[pie face]

then suck it bk out (the infamous one)

[MoNkEy]

ur both at it again

[scarface]

like 2 horny rabbits

[MoNkEy]

in a corn feild doing.............

[the infamous one]

im not gay like...........................MONKEY :P

[MoNkEy]

no im not cough cough

[the infamous one]

pieface is the gay king.....

[the infamous one]

who loves it balls deep

[the infamous one]

while having a reach around

[MoNkEy]

and finds some tasty furry

[the infamous one]

turnips to eat like dick....................

[MoNkEy]

that squirt out moldy old.........

[scarface]

whilst fingerin his bum hole...................................

[MoNkEy]

man u dont keep the

[MoNkEy]

story going, he smells like...............

[the infamous one]

piefaces mums' nasty lubricated pussy

[MoNkEy]

nah man its was mine !!!!!

[416]

iddy biddy shity titty comity

[ViKn]

comity, is that a word?

[mad]

i comity to suicide because

[mano]

think god damn it think

[Kayone707]

__________
Rollin in my Six Four

[MoNkEy]

i will make a door

[Kayone707]

and i will make a.......

[MoNkEy]

a whore wid a fat

[MoNkEy]

......belly that can hold loadsa

[nybomber]

weeeed and hamburgers

[Kayone707]

that is not five words

[gunitsoldier4life]

i am so gangsta and.........

[Avos]

and wanna marry 50 cent

[gunitsoldier4life]

cus hes the greatest rapper.....

[xylene hug]

Originally posted by gunitsoldier4life@Oct 15 2004, 08:12 PM
cus hes the greatest rapper.....
LOL yo dunnie!!
can we be friends?

[ViKn]

except hitler who dropped mad...

[glue]

bombs like hero shema cas

[MoNkEy]

he liked bombing cities so..........

[MoNkEy]

he got a king to.......

[scarface]

shave his big hairy balls.......

[416]

...till the white meat shows...

[mad]

he washes them with soapmadeoutofjewishfat

[Car2nist]

while screamin... DIG THE SIG!!!!!!

[halo]

and CAR2NIST IS A TOOL!

[LongQuan]

WHICH DOESN'T MAKE SENSE CAUSE...

[Sier]

he doesn't know anything and...

[LongQuan]

gets on peoples tit's alot...

[-> DUMB ONE <-]

holy shit when did this thread come back? man i remeber this thread, i ruined it on the old forums, it ended up getting closed because of me :)

[-Basement139-]

like a baby breast feeding...

[Avos]

dumb, learn to count man

[-Basement139-]

like everyone did in preschool...

[Metafor]

and forgot when they got...

[yoitsdavid]

I love them big titties

[Rik JamEs]

crabs from a prostitute who.....

[MoNkEy]

banned martin from cpm radio.......

[MadBomber]

im got played tommorow night...

[-resq-love-obk-]

sending my brain into flight

[MoNkEy]

but inspite of the light....

[MadBomber]

im liked to flyed kites

[Car2nist]

them boobs are just right

[MoNkEy]

not saggy but big and

[CHILLEN905]

like chillens fat ass cheek

[MoNkEy]

that i wish i could......

[the infamous one]

get far far away from

[MoNkEy]

chillens fat arse cheek so....

[kosmo1ne]

he cant poop on you

[MoNkEy]

and i can poop on ...........

[mesONE]

your mums face and also...

[MoNkEy]

give mesONE some e-beef jkes

[Asshat]

He managed to eat the...

[element503]

hole cheese and bean pizza..

[MoNkEy]

that was cooked by my.................

[mesONE]

great great great granny, who...

[MoNkEy]

is older then my montana........

[CHILLEN905]

marker that i sleep with

[-tk06-]

and stroke violently every night......

[CHILLEN905]

while taggin his eye lids

[Car2nist]

and fondling his balls... alot

[pane in prov]

bustin a nut prematurely and..

[Rik JamEs]

making his cat lick it.....

[Car2nist]

with its sand paper tongue

[rohan]

with an ouch there and

[mad]

and another one in the

[CHILLEN905]

left side of his toe

[SL!P]

eating a tuna-fish sandwich with...

P.S.: Is tuna-fish one word?

[Kayone707]

no its not one word....

[ESNED]

no paint allowed on me...

[MoNkEy]

cos ur mummy says that.......

[the infamous one]

dumb1 looks like shirley bassey

*just a joke chill people

[MoNkEy]

thats an insult to her........

[Cherubic Meekus]

physical appearance and tasty biff.....
(as we all know Shirley Bsssey has a crooked fanny)

[AntiHero]

cause i skated to work.

[MoNkEy]

kool i kick-flipped ur mum.........

[Scaf.]

that died because she did...

[MoNkEy]

a huge shit and that..............

(i was only jking anithero)

[AntiHero]

yeah, i figured that out.


-laughs-

[MoNkEy]

gd-gd so any1 want my...........

[AntiHero]

empty cans to add to....

[Cherubic Meekus]

my religious mural of Car2nist......

[Car2nist]

and meekus's wide asshole add

[MoNkEy]

ur wide asshole equals a........

[Car2nist]

i guess wide asshole fest

[MoNkEy]

no the same size as..............

[Cherubic Meekus]

which I enjoy very much.....

[MoNkEy]

damn we posted at the............

[SL!P]

wrong place and wrong time...

[Avos]

wow...i am fucking hungry

[Frost]

Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike Kike

that is more than five words, but i dont give a shit

[Avos]

wow youre a dumbass...congratulations

[LooseAsAGoose]

i can count to five
:)

[SLY]

on being the biggest tiny

[mad]

do geese really have teeth?

[SLY]

They don't, but thats not

[MeZkO]

the point so shut the...

[rohan]

this forum, page 100 hopefully???????????

[rohan]

is it page 100 yet?

[Enzo]

then you went to http://www.w0ne.com

[MeZkO]

but didnt find what you.....

[GeSuS_KRiST]

did with that fucking chainsaw

[w0ne.com]

so you went to masturbate

[MoNkEy]

im doing it right now...........

[Rik JamEs]

and your mom walked in ......

[MoNkEy]

and got white liguid squirted .............

[Car2nist]

all over her wrinkled face

[MoNkEy]

that was permantly stained wid.............

[mad]

wid? wtf does that mean?

[MadBomber]

he most likely meant with

[whaart_53]

and got squirted again dam,,

[rohan]

this time in her clit

[GeSuS_KRiST]

dont u kids every think about anything else anyways its reached 100 pages now the story it posta be made by someone and a new thread started

[MoNkEy]

lol i dont care thets keep it goin

[Kayone707]

100 pages and on each page someone talks about their sexual fantasies...... sick ass'es

[Cherubic Meekus]

and the mum screamed ''Jehovas Winess!,''

[cyras1]

you ran from your mom,

[joust]

and she hip checked you....

[cyras1]

then smacked you around abit