5 word story...

[Asshat]

Licked a King-Size bar of...

[MoNkEy]

resin that weighed about 9oz............

[the infamous one]

then inserted it slowly into........

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

her massivaly huge vagina and...

[mad]

robbers came in and robbed....

[Car2nist]

the cowboy whos pants were

[Kayone707]

really tight / gripped his ass :o

[Car2nist]

and then he went fishing..

[Asshat]

For frogs with giant genitalia...

[TheAmazingMaze]

to use in perverted experiments

[gilt]

of teabagging an obesse(sp) woman

[rohan]

and obese down sydrome students

[Kayone707]

what is teabagging? dont laugh..

[rohan]

genitals on some ones face

[MoNkEy]

slapping some1 wid ur balls

[Asshat]

Everyone has to go there...

[MoNkEy]

yep we allways do so.........

[-tk06-]

what it's the only way.....

[Car2nist]

to say "THIS THREAD-IS-FOR PERVS"

[CHILLEN905]

thats why we are here

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

of course, we are all....

[CHILLEN905]

addicted to ink and paint

[atxbomber666]

and adreniline filled nights

[SL!P]

with cops on chasin ya...

[Asshat]

Lamb Of God is gay...

[CHILLEN905]

like 50 cent in may

[Car2nist]

or wearing coats in august

[Asshat]

Or wearing spandex in January...

[Car2nist]

or fucking your cousin in-the-south

[Asshat]

A large bucket of sticky...

[SL!P]

Scuzz on Asshats face with...

[seckzoner]

i dont know, and then everyone died, and then i ruined the story.
:)

[seckzoner]

oh.. umm..i forgot


"..."

[SL!P]

Originally posted by seckzoner@Nov 10 2004, 12:56 AM
i dont know, and then everyone died, and then i ruined the story.
:)
Well done, well done... THEN...

[LongQuan]

burt renolds' hat was taken...

[LongQuan]

back to the cuthouse where

[LongQuan]

his sister worked as a

[LongQuan]

graffiti removal sub con tractor!

[LongQuan]

longquan been on too long...

[ILL]

so he went out side...

[ILL]

and whisled for a cab

[ILL]

and when it came near

[ILL]

the licence plate said fresh....

[Car2nist]

you're a fucking moron... thanks...

[ILL]

^^ lick all over my dick

[glue]

to lub it up for...

[ILL]

having sex with hot girls....

[I AM RED MEAT]

Is not your lifestyle choice.

[Nikon]

instead you go and fuck...

[MoNkEy]

a montana hardcore can up

[sika_2002]

the bum like a whore

[sika_2002]

cus im hooked on speed

[sika_2002]

cus im hooked on speed

[Car2nist]

i can tell... double clicker...

[MODGrafix]

so we changed the page.....

[Shrink]

And ate food, then we...

[MoNkEy]

err 5 words not 6...................

[sika_2002]

but what about 25 words

[MoNkEy]

yes that is very cool i mean 25 words is better tha 6 at least 25 has a five in it, so post 25 words

[DNA]

i want that fucking thing...

[Asshat]

Ring ding sing ping ching...

[LordQuas]

Fuck you...Your life sucks

[ZONE]

yes, yes it does LordQuas

[twistedsol831]

drugs booze sex and graffiti

[MoNkEy]

and raping elton john and..........

[the infamous one]

sticking glasses up his ass

[sika_2002]

with nothing better to do

[DEMO]

hey... WHY?... Kuz Paint Sprays

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

^shit, what are you on?

[CHILLEN905]

you drink spray paint when

[MeZkO]

you go cow tipping in......

[jade]

your hot pink man thong

[pSYKAOz]

always revolving around gay sex....

[IFrontAsDanielDuffey!!&#]

that okes77 is not into ...

[jurass finish first]

despite his homosexual hot flashes

[Car2nist]

and stupid wigger look... yea :X

[Asshat]

Cunt a mah holic onimous.

[MODGrafix]

and all his gay toyness

[^FinDING NeNo^]

...that makes him MODgraffix's superhero... :o

[ASEN]

^^^Thats the funiest thing i've evr seen, period.

boobies.

[MeZkO]

they are so nice and.....

[TIONZ_ER!]

make my penis very hard eh?

[sika_2002]

cus a hard penis is

[shyone]

what i have ;) :lol:

[TIONZ_ER!]

rip boner.... you rocked man...

[sika_2002]

ham taste funny when green

[Atom]

shrooms enter the blood after....

[toazt]

I smoked crack last night.

[toazt]

Crack rocks for breakfast too.

[^FinDING NeNo^]

...no more crack for yall... :huh:

[Silvar]

...a smack upside the head...

[^FinDING NeNo^]

...smackings' for wimps, you should... :huh:

[scarface]

spank him with ur belt

[sika_2002]

or whip him with your

[cyras1]

pistol str8 across his face

[mad]

then break his arm in...

[Asshat]

A fit of rage and...

[Sicko]

cut his hair with box-cutters.....

[^FinDING NeNo^]

...then steel his watch, look-out... :huh:

[scarface]

he iz gettin an erection

[ZONE]

because he likes it rough

[Sicko]

and hates you guys because

[SLY]

i feel that your penis

[Coffee]

i have a boner

[SLY]

that is only four words...

[JAN1]

should be chopped off violently :o

[MeZkO]

while using icy grape krylon........

[mad]

and a spoon used for...

[-tk06-]

stirring his mothers chocolate pudding.......

[ASEN]

while beating off to ween...

[atxbomber666]

and staring at gay porn....

[sika_2002]

eating 5 week old apples

[MeZkO]

because they cant afford food....

[Avos]

to feed themselves with so...

[^FinDING NeNo^]

...my flow is most badest.. :ph34r:

[ez-one]

...when you ruined this thread....

[Asshat]

With your über gay antics...

[sika_2002]

not knowing what to say

[_____JEKLROKS_____]

Is like having a big

[cyras1]

fucking dildo slapped across your

[MAST]

ear when you eat your

[Juggalo]

moms pussy like a monkey

[MeZkO]

eating the bugs of your........

[NFeKTo Gadget]

stinky ass juice dripping out......

[sika_2002]

onto the new carpet floor

[KawL]

licked up by a whore

[DOUK or DIE]

whos boy friend writes GloRE

[Coffee]

and Douk is stupid or

[DOUK or DIE]

coffee's momma's a fat whore

[Coffee]

Douk is a tampon face

[DOUK or DIE]

ill battle you any place

[_____JEKLROKS_____]

Bump this shit punk bitch

[MoNkEy]

who sucks people dicks for..........

[-resq-love-obk-]

hair gel and body lotion

[^FinDING NeNo^]

...don't you just hate it... :ph34r:

[sika_2002]

wen the rain falls down

[bigbomba']

On your white t shirt

[sika_2002]

and make it go colourless

[Avos]

when you close your eyes

[cricket]

you see naked little boys

[infer one]

just kidding, you really see...

[cricket]

the infer one ruining christmas

[infer one]

and santa molesting kids for...

[cricket]

cricket, who mind controls santa

[infer one]

and forgets about christmas because

[Avos]

his crotch is on fire

[infer one]

and he cant stop it...

[cricket]

because you cant stop fuego!!!!!!!!!

[Avos]

hahahahaha
no senior you can not

[infer one]

nor can you stop gunit...
(lmfao)

[calmlikeabomb]

one time at band camp....

[cricket]

calmlikeabomb ruined 5 word story

[infer one]

cuz that is gay, so...

[calmlikeabomb]

I didn't ruin shit bitch....

[infer one]

so get off topic and...

[cricket]

click the add reply button

[calmlikeabomb]

and write some stupid shit...

[cricket]

this thread is ruined again

[calmlikeabomb]

by your stupid ass line

[cricket]

i have to go cry

[calmlikeabomb]

you are a fucking pussy

[^FinDING NeNo^]

...whats the problem here weines??... :D :blink:

[infer one]

no prob, just beef and...

[cricket]

CHEESE makes all sandwichs good

[yuki]

...Also small amounts of wood...

[cricket]

bomb delis have wood spread

[infer one]

and we are post whores...

[cricket]

I prefer post skank, bitch.

[infer one]

well i really ment slut...

[cricket]

I call the bitches; slits

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

^very cool cricket, i didnt...

[infer one]

know that you used slang...

[cricket]

such as ka ka dookey

[DNA]

they should make the movie

[DNA]

post whores and skanks 2005

[Kayone707]

194

[DNA]

kay is a post whore

[Kayone707]

188

[^FinDING NeNo^]

...where do you get rainbowcaps!??... :huh: :blink:

[TIONZ_ER!]

from your mom! eh lad?

[sika_2002]

just like where u get

[Msfyt]

crabs and diseases that crawl

[cricket]

From Crotches Like Mine. Yar!

[infer one]

mine too! jp, any way

[cricket]

One day I smoked a....

[calmlikeabomb]

..fatty and got real high...

[cricket]

and suffered from lacking origninality

[calmlikeabomb]

and cricket got stomped out...

[NFeKTo Gadget]

cuz i lost my principality

[calmlikeabomb]

because cricket keeps starting shit

[cricket]

you know how i do

[calmlikeabomb]

you do dirty farm animals

[infer one]

are all post whore...600!

[calmlikeabomb]

I am a post pimp

[Avos]

with your hat and cane

[calmlikeabomb]

and bitches on my brain

[infer one]

but they make me insane!...

[sbEr]

run run its the battledolphin!
http://seiryuu.org/~etoile/art/battledolphin.jpg

[Cherubic Meekus]

with its drippy, floppy member.

[infer one]

god meekus, you and your...

[Cherubic Meekus]

sexual innuendos, there a trait of a rapist... (sorry, that was 8)

[infer one]

its ok, as long as...

[Cherubic Meekus]

we watch prison sex together...

[sbEr]

you used words like a and of
(they dont count)

[infer one]

aaaaaaa, and and and and and, of of of of,
they do not count so....

[sbEr]

..........................ahem.................


...large groups count, sir...

[infer one]

but small groups dont, sir?

[atxbomber666]

thats when i droped the..

[infer one]

soap, and g-unit rammed me... :o
(LMAO)

[atxbomber666]

with his small white chode

[sbEr]

listen to Alec Empire or-else

[sbEr]

listen to Alec Empire or-else

[infer one]

then 50-cent came and said...

[atxbomber666]

im gonna drop yo ass

[infer one]

then said "GGGGGGGGGGG G-UNIT", away he goes...
(qoutes dont count bitches!!!)

[atxbomber666]

to finger himself to sleep...

[infer one]

and suck young buck till...

[atxbomber666]

the police arrest his ass....

[calmlikeabomb]

for murdering the rap scene

[cyras1]

and while in jail he....

[cricket]

cavorted with the white power

[calmlikeabomb]

and got his ass lynched

[^FinDING NeNo^]

...be cool yall, we know... :D

[infer one]

and wow im post whoreing...

[-klep-]

because post whores like to....

[cricket]

take it in the warm...

[sika_2002]

rooms of a whore house

[cricket]

where they are promptly placed

[sika_2002]

before being given a customer

[^FinDING NeNo^]

...who plays the double bass... :D B)

[sika_2002]

and trombone with his large

[infer one]

mouth and he puts something...

[**MATEO**]

wats the 5 word story?

[infer one]

its for post whores and..

[infer one]

jesus i love that sig..

[**MATEO**]

oh, yea my sig performs miracles homes

[calmlikeabomb]

hahaha you fucked up **mateo**

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

five words later i stabbed....

[calmlikeabomb]

a stupid neo nazi fuckhead

[infer one]

and pissed in his mouth...

[cricket]

like cricket does every day

[calmlikeabomb]

beacuse that is sorta gay

[cricket]

And I am a gay

[sika_2002]

and like things in my

[cricket]

GULLIVER! where be's the pains

[Asshat]

In in in in in...

[infer one]

a big bubble, so i...

[Asshat]

Had had had had had...

[infer one]

you guys wana get to bunnin?

[Asshat]

That's six words you moron...