5 word story...

[MeZkO]

who ate all my food.......

[calmlikeabomb]

now shes fat like albert...

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

and farts a lot because

[snub]

shes got some disease, probally...

[calmlikeabomb]

and man does she stank...

[DEVILEFK]

its shank or be shanked

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

when you wake up pissed

[Havoc411]

and you wanna hit somebody...

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

cuz they don't look right

[SHift]

cuz this topic is gay

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

yet you just replied, hhhmmm

[BeeOne234...]

...you are the future writers???? <_<

[Havoc411]

aparently they are just that

[**MATEO**]

Originally posted by Havoc411@Jan 22 2005, 09:19 PM
aparently they are just that
rolling on the floor laughing

[Whoa]

mateo looks like a chipmunk

[Havoc411]

a gay chipmunk at that

[**MATEO**]

Originally posted by Whoa@Jan 22 2005, 09:22 PM
mateo looks like a chipmunk
LOL..... havoc i thought we was cool.... guess not

[**MATEO**]

sry only 5 word....fergot

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

fuckin idiot...............i hate condesencion

[tre'tre']

scrape your lungs for resin

[tre'tre']

5 words right?

[**MATEO**]

Originally posted by tre&#39;tre&#39;@Jan 22 2005, 10:29 PM
5 words right?
yea its only 5 words

[cricket]

WAIT WAIT AWIT IS THIS THE FUCKING SIX WORD STORY?


POMG OMG OMG THE WORLD WIDE WEBS IS SO CONFUSING OMG

[sour_sst]

mest it great you asshole

[Havoc411]

the band or the writer?

[Whoa]

i am so FUCKIN DRUNK

[cricket]

you know how we do

[**MATEO**]

....THIS IS HOW WE DOO.....

[sour_sst]

story tell&#39;n ok be atch

[Havoc411]

i shot your mom in....

[Havoc411]

i edited this post, yeah...

[Whoa]

me love you for longtime

[Ume]

sucky sucky is five dolla

[Ume]

who doesnt party these days?

[Ume]

haha your grandma kicks ass :lol:

[Yeast Infection]

Originally posted by Ume@Jan 23 2005, 08:02 PM
who doesnt party these days?
Far, Money, Rib, Eggs, Oral.....

[Yeast Infection]

Those kids are fucking awesome

[seap!]

they broke your grandma&#39;s heart

[sbEr]

and did her doggy style

[tasor_tbc]

eeeew man that is gross

[hashy]

said a pirate walking by
http://research.amnh.org/users/leighty/pirate.jpg

[snore]

who tripped in a pile

[Ume]

of super dirty rusty nails

[Silvar]

... nailing his arse cheeks together...

[Havoc411]

so he exclaimed "mutherfucker my.....
http://research.amnh.org/users/leighty/pirate.jpg

[sbEr]

this page was back afew

[CHILLEN905]

days while walkin into dark...

[GeSuS_KRiST]

following the horrible sounds of

[3rdworld]

a horny cat while it...

[sbEr]

http://img52.exs.cx/img52/2425/domino12rt.gif

played dominoes with the rain

[atxbomber666]

and masterbated to your mom

[Yeast Infection]

and then smoked a joint

[snore]

which made him sick,so

[sika_2002]

he went and bought the

[cricket]

big dildo in the policestation

[Havoc411]

cause San Andreas is lifelike

[swich]

then he used it to...

[Havoc411]

fuck grandma&#39;s dry crusty hole....

[THEPOSTWHORE5000]

and bang her in the..

[Havoc411]

stink hole, all the sudden....

[tasor_tbc]

G-Unit walks in and sais...

[Havoc411]

yo muthafucka, lemme hit dat

[cricket]

so they busted a train

[MeZkO]

and ended up with bad......

[Havoc411]

case of calmidia cause grandma.......

[MeZkO]

decided to be a whore......

[cricket]

and sell her floppy puss

[SHift]

shut the fuck up bitches

[_____JEKLROKS_____]

No you, punk ass bitch.

[Havoc411]

who loves the big dick...

[shyone]

a bit like lil havok

[Havoc411]

Havok aint me, i&#39;m HavoC<---

[fuckgraffFLIX]

and iam GOD U Fools

[Havoc411]

exclaimed bob the wonder hamster

[fuckgraffFLIX]

then he colapsed and died

[Havoc411]

grandma rushed to Bob and....

[fuckgraffFLIX]

sucked his little penis Thoroughly

[Rik JamEs]

until he jizzed on her

[Havoc411]

even though he was dead

[cricket]

why it allways sex?

[Havoc411]

thats not five words, IDIOT&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;11&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;1122334758919&#33;&#33;

[fuckgraffFLIX]

screamed loudly the crazy hamster

[tasor_tbc]

then grandpa threw the hampster....

[CHILLEN905]

into the pink bucket paint

[STRIFE]

its a krink hamster now

[Asshat]

Although the crunk hampster said...

[sbEr]

"well, let us do that"

[Asshat]

And so they began doing...

[**MATEO**]

a very bad criminal act....

[Asshat]

I really hate dumbass Mateo...

[fuckgraffFLIX]

I don&#39;t know him but ....

[Havoc411]

you should still hate him

[CHILLEN905]

thats why his mama should...

[tre'tre']

lick her dogs big balls

[Havoc411]

and get kicked in the....

[tre'tre']

asshole really really really really hard

[tre'tre']

wait thats six words, dammit&#33;

[Havoc411]

theres an edit button, dick

[Havoc411]

dick was added to elongate

[tre'tre']

oh i didnt know, dick

[tre'tre']

oh yeah same here, man

[Havoc411]

haha, now you do, dick

[tre'tre']

quit caling me dick, ass

[Havoc411]

im not, i keep falling

[Havoc411]

short of 5 words, yeah

[tre'tre']

ha ha ha ha ha

[Havoc411]

now back with the story&#33;

[CHILLEN905]

u should eat streaks beacuse....

[tre'tre']

they make you shit colors

[MeZkO]

which can create an awsome.........

[tre'tre']

new ink for your markers

[CHILLEN905]

TO TAG ON THA TITS........

[tre'tre']

of your therapists retarted assistant

[CHILLEN905]

AS SHE SUCKS THA PAINT....

[tre'tre']

out of her own asshole

[CHILLEN905]

SPITING IT IN THE EYE....

[calmlikeabomb]

and moaning in pleasure and

[CHILLEN905]

and forcing tha can deeper

[SALVO]

I suddenly realized that you

[sbEr]

was gay. more than that

[dxtreme]

What fuck is going on?

[Havoc411]

guess what, youre the secretary

[SALVO]

of homeland security and you

[Havoc411]

traffic iraqi prostitutes with explosive...

[dxtreme]

now i miss my office

[tre'tre']

now i miss my office

what?? ok wait, this calls for a time out...

[tre'tre']

you completely ruined the story

[Havoc411]

he obviously dosent get the point of this thread. back to the story&#33;&#33;&#33;

vaginas, lazer guided heat seaking.....

[SALVO]

sand dollars and plastic bottles

[CHILLEN905]

mixed with lead bounce to...

[SALVO]

A man in shell sandals

[Havoc411]

that controlls the sand dollars...

[SALVO]

with a flick of his

[CHILLEN905]

of his dangalling left nut

[Havoc411]

after that the sand dollars....

[SALVO]

flew into a mans neck

[CHILLEN905]

killed them selves from painting...

[Havoc411]

and exploded into a thousand...

[SALVO]

shards of plastic syringes five

[Havoc411]

that exploded into 100 unicorns...

[atxbomber666]

that likes to eat shit....

[SALVO]

and drink coffee with cigarettes

[Havoc411]

while getting sucked of on.....

[CHILLEN905]

ended up in a mans...

[SALVO]

endoplasmic reticulum and then the

[sKope]

dog was grabed and sent

[CHILLEN905]

FLYIN INTO THA CENTER OF

[MitNGEK]

this is really fucken gay

[scared-lil-boy]

a fat girl&#39;s hairy uterus

[peicebypeice]

which contained a little man

[seap!]

but the dog ate him

[Shyd...]

but he climbed out and

[SALVO]

the dog ate him again

[codeone]

SO HE KILLED THE DOG.

[skateparadise]

By cutting its head off

[scarface]

and shitting down its neck

[skateparadise]

taking the fat girls mouth...

[codeone]

...TO THE PROCESSING PLANT, SO....

[Rik JamEs]

it could get processed into...

[Shyd...]

a new vagina that she

[i eat pringles]

can shove up her other vagina...

[Shyd...]

so the midget inside it

[scarface]

did a huge burnin fart

[codeone]

HE TYPED ON HIS COMPUTER.

[Shyd...]

Thats in his ass and

[XYLENE THUG]

its all about gangsta rap&#33;&#33;&#33;
http://img105.exs.cx/img105/8449/moneyforbeer4246of.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Havoc411]

screamed the gaping vagina, and....

[skateparadise]

put vasaline on her lips....

[i eat pringles]

than thumbed her brown and..

[Havoc411]

all of the sudden, E.T. .......

[skateparadise]

says he loves the taste.....

[infer one]

oh no infers on....run

[skateparadise]

because he smells like shit..

[scarface]

of the vertical bacon sandwitch

[Havoc411]

the shit thats under your....

[infer one]

penis thats hard cuz infer...

[infer one]

is post whoreing, and that

[infer one]

turns havoc on, plus dildos...

[skateparadise]

cant make any sence and

[Whoa]

ITS ALL ABOUT V-UNIT

[infer one]

in wasters bum, lubed n&#39;fun

[**MATEO**]

im 14 on may 12.

[infer one]

dont end with period, stupid...

[scarface]

infer will buy a 12".............

[i eat pringles]

foot dildo and ram it up...

[scarface]

dildo cz he a P/H

[scarface]

mrshe&#39;s bum hole he gay

[skateparadise]

cause this shit is way

[scarface]

goin down hill to fast.............

[infer one]

infers to cool for BS...

[infer one]

but it is his life...

[skateparadise]

stop bragging about yourself because...

[infer one]

im making you feel bad...

[scarface]

cz he in a wheelchair........

[infer one]

your not cool like infer

[skateparadise]

... no one is as cool as....

[infer one]

i take it up the

[infer one]

inferone, so bounce....V-UNIT nikka&#33;...

[skateparadise]

v-unit for life *****;s in..

[infer one]

dildos are my thing, bitch&#39;z...

[infer one]

fat girls are fun too...

[skateparadise]

Infer likes&#39;em WAY to much...

[scarface]

i can sense sexual tension.................

[Havoc411]

Originally posted by infer one@Mar 22 2005, 04:08 PM
i take it up the
urethra, cause youre weird and...

[skateparadise]

between george bush and saddam....

[infer one]

id pick saddam, hes hot

[cricket]

grizzled beards tickle your rectumn

[infer one]

ha ha ha ha ha

[skateparadise]

he he he he he

[Idealeyez]

there once was a stripper.....

[SALVO]

and there still is foo

[skateparadise]

that thought she was the ...

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

hottest stripper alive, but she......

[cricket]

actually looked just like foe

[codeone]

cricket deserves to die slowly.

[cricket]

Get off the nut sack

[seap!]

..The stripper had bum nipples..

[bigbomba']

...and a bowling pin in her pussy...

[Havoc411]

thats seven words you cumdumpster

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

then she yelled "havocs gay&#33;"

[bigbomba']

and then rape&#39;d him analy

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

havoc liked it and said....

[bigbomba']

i want the bowlingpin next

[MitNGEK]

then shot a ugly monkey

[bigbomba']

ugly monkey aka his cock

[Alio]

im so lost in the story....

[ehobo]

thats 6 words lala lala

[runci]

and then sexsi runci said

[i eat pringles]

I bum boys all the time....

[runci]

with that dude i eat-pringles

[bigbomba']

wow guys can we all count to 5? for the 5 word story?

[runci]

thats why i put a hyphen between eat and pringles to join it into a compound word... so ha

[bigbomba']

Member
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I bum boys all the time....

1 2 3 4 5 6

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

wtf happened to this thread?
^ haha still 5 words&#33;

[laz'e]

the man walked down the...

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

street leading to the strip...

[bigbomba']

aids infested strip club to

[snore]

see his wife working there

[jape-the-nape]

only to find out that...

[jape-the-nape]

shes a filthy cock-sucking puta

[runci]

who actualy had a penis

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

bigger than his own&#33; so...

[runci]

he asked his transexual wife

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

"how is your penis so..."

[runci]

large can AA suck it :lol:

[Havoc411]

AA was choked by the..

[Diabolic]

rabies infected monkey with two

[Havoc411]

fat cocks that spew acid-filled.......

[bigbomba']

jizz all over his face

[runci]

but then he called his