5 word story...

[Atom]

friend to smoke some chronic

[bigbomba']

gay cosion over from the...

[Atom]

massive blood rush to his...

[Havoc411]

small pathetic weiner, then he....

[bigbomba']

noticed his wang POPPEd like

[laz'e]

a fat man blown up

[bigbomba']

doll that taste like burnt...

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

cheese that is all moldy....

[atxbomber666]

with herpies it got from...

[snore]

a fungus infested pinky toe

[Havoc411]

that they found in batman's......

[westcoastbomber]

ass that hasent been washed...

[Havoc411]

in 9 years. later in.....

[westcoastbomber]

the bat mobile batman was....

[Havoc411]

self-sodimizng when robin walk by.......

[westcoastbomber]

wearing nothing but his cape...

[MitNGEK]

it has a dirty shitstain

[Havoc411]

a shitstain of doom and.....

[CL3ver1]

ooga booga

[skateparadise]

thats what your mom said....

[jape-the-nape]

when her fat-roll triped her

[skateparadise]

her neck snaped in half....

[MitNGEK]

and her pussy got wet

[skateparadise]

then you ate her pussy

[CL3ver1]

then i ran an cried

[skateparadise]

over there in the corner

[CL3ver1]

an skeeted on your moms face

[skateparadise]

took out a banna and

[CL3ver1]

shoved it up gesus ass

[skateparadise]

and he yelled OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOOOY

[-->MaNiK1<--]

Because tha cops came by..

[CL3ver1]

n stuck a night stick

[crac]

and when he awoke there...

[-->MaNiK1<--]

he killed all the cops..

[skateparadise]

yup his ass and said

[CL3ver1]

HE HAD A 20&#036; TAPED TO HIS CHEST

[jape-the-nape]

boy,what a crazy night

[skateparadise]

for fuckin the cop in

[-->MaNiK1<--]

and he used it too...

[-->MaNiK1<--]

Join the marines, quit graff

[CL3ver1]

he met a big black dude named RICK the GRIP

[skateparadise]

say stickka battery up my-ass

[-->MaNiK1<--]

clever used over 5 words..

[-->MaNiK1<--]

because he is a retard..

[jape-the-nape]

said rick the grip

[-->MaNiK1<--]

this thread is really dying..

[skateparadise]

the 11 year old said

[-->MaNiK1<--]

manik is 14 not 11

[skateparadise]

still to young to drink

[CL3ver1]

hahahah youngins-under 5 words

[skateparadise]

lets rape youre mom tonight

[-->MaNiK1<--]

Clever got knocked out bad...

[skateparadise]

shut the fuck up pussy

[-->MaNiK1<--]

hellz no, bish face, DIE&#33;

[-->MaNiK1<--]

im cool and you arent

[skateparadise]

you die mother fuckin cunt

[-->MaNiK1<--]

oo OO OO Oo oo&#33;

[CL3ver1]

maniks a gay arse bish

[skateparadise]

this shit is all beef&#33;&#33;&#33;

[CL3ver1]

got beef make a taco

[-->MaNiK1<--]

etaks die go up now&#33;

[-->MaNiK1<--]

blest kcus up die you&#33;

[skateparadise]

i am so fucking hungry

[-->MaNiK1<--]

kcuf fag gats yallz eb&#33;

[-->MaNiK1<--]

now me dyslexic beef start

[skateparadise]

i think youre fucking crazy

[CL3ver1]

HE IS FUCKIN CRAZY

[CL3ver1]

we totally killed dis thread

[skateparadise]

you only used 4 words

[CL3ver1]

DUDE&#33;&#33;&#33;...HE IS FUCKIN CRAZY

[laz'e]

once apon a time a...

[Crack Killz]

Taco witout beef is gay

[Rik JamEs]

if you shove it up....

[skateparadise]

you mother fuckin ass and.........

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

start sayin "OOOOOHHH&#33;&#33; MORE AA&#33;"

[bigbomba']

what the fuck is going-on

[MitNGEK]

its a five word story

[Rik JamEs]

and you have a big....

[ksan-isreal]

problem with how this thread

[ksan-isreal]

made it 142 damn pages

[bigbomba']

with out any kind of...

[CL3ver1]

good complements jus beef bihotch

[jesus]

shux guy, yalls got juxed

[Diabolic]

i am a post whore

[skateparadise]

a whore with 6 posts

[CL3ver1]

thats like mustard without heinz

[skateparadise]

or a reporter with out

[CraYon]

skillz...So anyways, last night

[CL3ver1]

we totally wrecked this bitch

[skateparadise]

and screamed fuck the world

[CraYon]

into a dollar megaphone. Actually....

[CL3ver1]

it was more of a whisper

[skateparadise]

if i yelled it, it.....

[CraYon]

would sound like a girl....

[CL3ver1]

cuz crayon dont have balls

[skateparadise]

no balls a matter afact

[CraYon]

You guys are gay. Fuck

[skateparadise]

crayon in the ass with...

[CL3ver1]

bigbomba&#39;s right leg and gave koma

[CraYon]

cuz everyone knows he loves

[skateparadise]

big horse cock in the

[CL3ver1]

ass and right nostril

[CL3ver1]

i rule page 144

[CraYon]

so now his nostril drags

[skateparadise]

to the motherfucking ground with

[CL3ver1]

cumsnot droolin so he almost drown

[aCId II nz]

in this fucked up forum

[skateparadise]

up in your mother fuckin

[aCId II nz]

he was a toy so

[CL3ver1]

nose raped him

[sian]

but then I posted something

[d0ns]

Attack
With
RED
and
BLACK

[ksan-isreal]

and now the tale dies

[ksan-isreal]

because d0ns is a jacktard

[bigbomba']

I LOVE BS LIKE A

[runci]

green donkey wearin a big

[CL3ver1]

bannana flavored condom and a

[CL3ver1]

i rule 145 pwn these newbz

[choke]

woh more random convo.... lol
jokaz man

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

cocanut that looks like a....

[runci]

crocodiles bald head painted in

[CL3ver1]

harbour blue paint and some

[bigbomba']

glitter thats was such on

[runci]

a tranvestites ass who also

[Idealeyez]

was infected with hepatitis-c

[bigbomba']

and was his mom favorite....

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

penis lickin friend from africa....

[bigbomba']

that had a aids infested....

[Idealeyez]

by the name of....

[Idealeyez]

shit i fuck up(scratch what i posted previously)

dog had rabies and looked

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

^theres a fuckin edit button.....use it&#33;

.....like an elephant on crack.....

[-resq-love-obk-]

eating a snack with 20

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

asians humpin it with every.....

[Rik JamEs]

bit of energy they still...

[bigbomba']

arnt the energizer bunny&#39;s are...

[skateparadise]

shootin cops in thier SUV.

[skateparadise]

shootin cops in thier SUV.

[CL3ver1]

ridin 27&#39;s like G&#39;s golf and...

[skateparadise]

got a flat tire so...

[CL3ver1]

they hitched a ride with....

[bigbomba']

a gay santa impersonator that....

[Rik JamEs]

fucked them up the ass....

[bigbomba']

with a 3 foot long....

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

rake with an end like...

[seap!]

edward scissorhands and freddy&#39;s handshake

[MitNGEK]

it will kill ur ass

[sbEr]

..tell it to the pope.

[QuEeNz-StyLe]

he said it felt like....

[moneyone]

EATING A BAGEL IN THE

[KASP]

darkest corner of his sister&#39;s....

[snore]

hairy smelly sandy vaginal passages

[Shyd...]

That stink like a penis

[westcoastbomber]

and when you walked you

[Shyd...]

let your dick hang loose

[seap!]

..but you step on it..

[toxus]

and the dick falls off..

[seap!]

..and you say &#39;fuck it&#39;...

[snore]

toxus is a silly buster

[skateparadise]

and tells on every one

[Idealeyez]

it as if he&#39;s like.....

[skateparadise]

the coolest kid in town...

[l33t.b0mb3r.hax0r.ntr]

smoking a fat splif alone.......

[**MATEO**]

and then starts to choke...

[Havoc411]

fish fish i like fish

[westcoastbomber]

havoc411 ate so much fish.....

[Asshat]

Pussy he was in heaven...

[infer one]

asshat is back from dead...

[**MATEO**]

dug from under 6 feet...

[Asshat]

ICFM will live forever, bitches...

(I need the old members to PM me so I can get a roll call...)

[DismGraffiti]

then the members PMed Asshat....

[infer one]

infer asked for sloppy special

[scrabble]

and got crabs pinchin nuts...

[CityWide]

Then he stcratched till he turned black

[moneyone]

AND HIS PENIS FELL OFF

[serone]

But than came the fat ......

[seap!]

..lifestyle of the eunich writer..

[bigbomba']

who love to touch pretty...

[toxus]

realy realy big fat penis&#39;s

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

with both hands at the....

[l33t.b0mb3r.hax0r.ntr]

bottom of a deep dark.....

[seap!]

..recess of shameful self loathing..

[CHIRP1]

i have contracted many std&#39;s...

[scrabble]

and AA is fuck gay

[Rik JamEs]

becuase he takes it in....

[CHIRP1]

in the ear rather hard

[moneyone]

N SWALLOWS LIKE HIS MOM,



( MY BAD IONO EVEN KNO WHO WERE TALKING ABOUT HAA)

[Vincenzo]

...on a sunday afternoon, we...

[moneyone]

WAKE UP EARLY JUST TO

[moneyone]

BE EXTRA LOUD SO EVERYONE

[seap!]

..knows what time it is..

[Live4TheWall]

cause if they dont they&#39;d .......

[Kronone]

run around the corner to...

[CHIRP1]

be raped by michael jackson

[campingbearformulatiedyeninja]

and enjoy it very much

[Kronone]

while eating cholcotate icecream with...

[CHIRP1]

the corpse of big pun

[campingbearformulatiedyeninja]

and fagboys SoS and TAR

[Kronone]

who voted Maddona for presedent...

[CHIRP1]

then executed by issac hays

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

who was shooting from the...

[CHIRP1]

chinese mans super long fat

[campingbearformulatiedyeninja]

penis, emerging from TAR&#39;s ass.

[420writer]

witch scared him shitless and...

[Kronone]

he drew naked pictures of ...

[sbEr]

Originally posted by Kronone@Apr 18 2005, 11:00 PM
he drew naked pictures of ...
napoleon dynamite in haiku form

[seap!]

..his baby&#39;s moma&#39;s best friend..

[420writer]

sticking gerbals up her ass

[sbEr]

thats terrible bro, fucking sick.

[420writer]

ha ha ha ha ha

[seap!]

..act like you know, bitch..

[sbEr]

i do, but choose not to show

[imported_jape_the_nape]

coz my boy-friend is foe

[graff4lyfe]

but you would not know

[westcoastbomber]

there was once a toy.........

[Kronone]

and he lives under the...

[westcoastbomber]

old bridge where all the

[Alio]

Bums raid and Pillege on..

[MAST]

and eat dicks all day

[seap!]

..enough with the penis talk..

[Kronone]

...and more about graffiti that...

[420writer]

THAT HAS FUCKIN GNAR CHARACTERS&#33;&#33;

[sbEr]

Pikadourei vomits on their fans

[Sier]

and then the fans react...

[skateparadise]

...explodes into a thousand pieces....

[Rik JamEs]

that get eaten by rats...

[MitNGEK]

with big 10 inch tails

[Havoc411]

that look like your mom

[escap]

who has sex with them

[seap!]

..with musical blowjobs as well..

[DismGraffiti]

and sticks them up her...

[Havoc411]

ass like trumpets and flutes

[tkS`]

and plays the toot toot

[Spitz]

..like at my band camp....

[QuEeNz-StyLe]

where we like the penis

[toxus]

taken up the bum hole

[skateparadise]

when we are layin in

[skateparadise]

found this on page eight

[Car2nist]

it looked better there, stop

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

1 post away from veteran

[scrabble]

eating chicken and mashed potatoes


sidenote**stop bumping shitty battles

[skateparadise]

stop bumping shitty ass battles.....

[Car2nist]

and vote for me please.


:)

[scrabble]

of course i will baby

[skateparadise]

cause car2oon is the shit...

[scrabble]

i would not say that

[Car2nist]

kfc is the shit though

...

i just ate a big-sandwich


...

that i bought from kfc :D

[scrabble]

but then agian im wrong

[Car2nist]

i have 3851 posts now

[Car2nist]

well not anymore fuck&#33; ... 5.

[scOpeOne]

My mother is very ugly