5 word story...

[ASEN]

Once upon a time, a...

[10-103m]

...street preformer was...

[FOEone]

told to use FIVE words...

[KEDARONER]

to write a story about....

[ASEN]

some dude who liked to

[KEDARONER]

write 5 words story...

[pSYKAOz]

cream his twinkie in your

darn....

about creaming his twinkie in

[ASEN]

a pool full of etch...

[pSYKAOz]

wich he finally used for

[KEDARONER]

etchinp up the window at..

[ASEN]

the closest burger joint when...

[Asshat]

A guy named Bob said...

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

that shit is hot but...

[KEDARONER]

you aight got da style..

[Base502]

you look like an elephant...

[Tony]

an ugly elephant at that



page 2 :D

[Base502]

With an ass chin that...

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

is bigger than your moms...

[MisterSpeak]

Purse, her purse is nice...

[ades]

but i smells like a

[FakeOne-ER!]

hairy pussy with lice...

[``stab*]

then, on a different note...

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

i also heard that soda...

[MisterSpeak]

Pop rots your teeth mom...

[Tony]

shut up, make me some

[ASEN]

that didnt make sense, so...

[MisterSpeak]

Flash cards, I must study...

[-Last-]

and smoke while I study.....

[Tony]

history, did you know that

[Base502]

It is sunny outside today...

[crac]

but somtimes it rains hard

[Base502]

Down on the city streets...

[crac]

and you where soccer cleats

[Base502]

to run through the mud...

[pico]

so you dont step in

[crac]

the sickly city crud or..

[Base502]

the puddle of yellow water...

[MisterSpeak]

Yellow is code for awesome...

[Base502]

in some small redneck towns...

[crac]

they attach gun racks to..

[gundanwingrx2]

where they all go and...

[Base502]

shoot their guns at minorities...

[crac]

like us urban artists and.

[gundanwingrx2]

who try to graff on

[Fact=One]

their 4X4 shitty-ass trucks and

[weave_HWC]

c laid ca !!!

[MisterSpeak]

Real writers tell them stop...

[crac]

and then stomp them for...

[Base502]

Being so homosexual it hurts....

[method]

wich condensated into a muhfugga

[-Last-]

with four or five meters...

[Base502]

who smells like a gorrilla...

[method]

who surgically removed his ribs

[-Last-]

with a plastic knife from...

[Base]

The store around the corner...

[Clevaness]

his ass. Bombing science finally

[Base]

got the forums back up...

[MisterSpeak]

And then I came and...

[Base]

wrote words in them today...

[ESNED]

jerked off to the forums....

[Base]

while looking at a bomb...



new page! :D

[Ravek]

17 foot poop monsters attacked

[Mister Elmo]

While I ate a sandwich...

[Base]

that was pastrami on rye...

[MisterSpeak]

Which is accualy pretty bad...

[Base]

depending on your tounge's shape...

[NOVEONE_TRUCKER]

truckstop food will taste good

[loki]

so we smoked some dust

[Base]

and ate some brown dirt...

[NOVEONE_TRUCKER]

when we saw the popo

[FOEone]

It was about that time...

[NOVEONE_TRUCKER]

when i noticed my brother

[Base]

Looking at porn magazines in....

[MisterSpeak]

A no porno area, which...

[NOVEONE_TRUCKER]

... is a seven dollar fine

[FOEone]

When I confronted him, he...

[Base]

cried like a little kid...

[KAN PHIZIKZ]

hmm yah... isnt that like spamming??? ?

[ACE512]

on the fourth of july

[MisterSpeak]

I think we should kill this thread...

[Tony]

Originally posted by MisterSpeak@May 3 2004, 04:21 PM
I think we should kill this thread...
agree'd

[FOEone]

i dont see any harm in this thread, so i'm not gonna close it. if you guys just wanna kill it off by not posting in it, that's fine with me.

[Base]

they lit off firecrackers quickly...

[Mister Elmo]

If you don't like this thread simply don't go to it.

Back to the 5 words...

To kill by-standing bears watching...

[pSYKAOz]

too much porn on a

[Base]

flat screen plasma television which...

[pSYKAOz]

morphed into the mom of

[Base]

hitler who hated many people...

[crac]

including the president of usa

[ASEN]

and vice president al gore

[Base]

who's name rhymes with Boar...

[*Baozone*]

picked up a ugly whore....

[Msfyt]

otherwise known as flows mom

[pSYKAOz]

who is also mysfits cuz

[crac]

and he fucked her hard

[pSYKAOz]

with a magnum44 and a

[ESNED]

12 inch big red dildo....

[crac]

witch made the bitch screem..

[pSYKAOz]

and redeem herself in the

[ESNED]

bathroom where she was again....

[KEDARONER]

looking at the birds by....

[pSYKAOz]

the little hole in th

[Adamo]

freight train sitting by the

[pSYKAOz]

police station where pigs where

[.44magnum]

eating donuts watching underaged porn

[Adamo]

and smoking pounds of illegal

[.44magnum]

substances they were supposed to

[ASEN]

snort, but smoked instead, and

[.44magnum]

they got high as kites

[ASEN]

and hit up a plane

[.44magnum]

but writers got the blame...

[crac]

they got away on a..

[James Lipton]

I can't even fathom why people still make these sorry ass threads. They were gay befor, and not much has changed kids.

[pSYKAOz]

bit of liptons ugly pussy

[ASEN]

so he said fuck lipton

[crac]

and with that he left

[Base]

so they will be warm....

[pSYKAOz]

when rebus mom comes for

[crac]

her crac rock she will

[PES]

that guy smells like poo

[pSYKAOz]

,god wish he could undo

[crac]

i actualy pitty the foo

[pSYKAOz]

as long as it aint

[PES]

now lets all go paint!

[crac]

things like rebus is gay

[Base]

and they smell bad too...

[crac]

and his mother's a slue

[Base]

Hey Rebus what the fuck is up your ass??

Is this thread accually doing you any harm or do you just bitch and whine to make yourself feel important...?

Just dont look at the thread if its causing so much drama in your life..... And keep your PMS fueled attitude somewhere else...

[Base]

Who smells like super glue....

[stak]

wackity - wack wack - wack wack (5 words?)

- what a useless waste of space. if these were my forums this thread would be closed and whoever started it... shot.

peace.

[crac]

that she makes from cum

[pSYKAOz]

base: keep the beef in the beef thread... or say it in 5 words haha

stak is wacking the monkey

[ESNED]

and sucking off each other

[crac]

rebus is a fucking chump

[ESNED]

hes a cock sucker at

[crac]

best, he also likes cock

[ESNED]

nipple with whip cream and

[Base]

Originally posted by pSYKAOz@May 4 2004, 06:14 PM
base: keep the beef in the beef thread... or say it in 5 words haha
my apologies...

[Base]

a piece of moldy cheese...

[ESNED]

in his mouth rubbing against

[viz83]

his mums dirty grilled cheese

[ESNED]

cock in the pink pussy

[pSYKAOz]

and give blow to psykaoz

[Base]

who called him bitch and...

[pSYKAOz]

even blows more than mr.rebuff

[Msfyt]

so the two simease monkeys

[ESNED]

walked up to tony and....

[pSYKAOz]

one stuck a big piece

[ESNED]

of sausage up his white

[pSYKAOz]

very loose yet quite juicy

[.44magnum]

asshole and he said that

[crac]

he would take his turn

[pSYKAOz]

to let his dick burn

[ESNED]

but the doctor said that....

[pSYKAOz]

his shit was just to



(who we talking about @__@???)

[ESNED]

stinky and tony had to

[pSYKAOz]

make hot sticky luv with

[ESNED]

a fat guy named pinky...

[.44magnum]

who loved to eat twinkies

[ESNED]

and he sucked 100 cockies


lol

[L-D-R]

just talk about your (fans) lol i ( veux dire) girls fans

[canaru]

that been under bed for

[ESNED]

being a bad boy from

[MoNkEy]

spanking his mum to hard

[.44magnum]

then sending a post card

[panic]

stained with cum and shit

[mano]

look we have to talk.

the sound of a girl going to brake up with you

[crac]

hey this thred is bumped....

[ssypark89]

안 녕 하 새 요

[pSYKAOz]

to the crazy beats off

[panic]

and cums yet again to

[FOEone]

im lazy. someone go ahead and compile all that shit into one post so i dont have to read twelve pages of five-word posts

[pSYKAOz]

i thought about it... then im like id rather work on my post count or go pchat

[ASEN]

yo panic go jack off or something.

[crac]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
thats more than 5 words

[pSYKAOz]

so it doesnt count as

[Juggalo]

some crazy wild booty sex

[NISE136]

...and shit like that yo...

[Juggalo]

cuz thats how its donw

[pSYKAOz]

and im really tired so

[Juggalo]

im gonna win third place

[.44magnum]

and then take a nap

[.44magnum]

yeah, i love her too...a real cutie, isn't it?:D

[Msfyt]

enjoying every moment slumber and

[pSYKAOz]

waking up after 5 hours

[canaru]

i dont know what about

[L-D-R]

this bif ass girl

[canaru]

you forgot one word and

[L-D-R]

lol i know

[Juggalo]

yo dont double post let some respond after you post 5 words otherwise its gay

if you forget again you'll

[Mister Elmo]

Eat a piece of cheese...

[NISE136]

that is moldy as fuck...

[Juggalo]

which nise shat out yesterday

[NISE136]

then fed it to juggalo...

[Juggalo]

before that his mouth closed

[Zes.1]

but he said "yo momma"

[jade]

while masturbating to gay porn

[ESNED]

and playing with his little...

[Juggalo]

car, cuz his cocks huge

[pSYKAOz]

sisters 12 inch big cock

***edit***

jugallo too fast haaha

[Juggalo]

wait is this still about me?

[pSYKAOz]

now its about his little

[Juggalo]

finger fuckin sister-in-law(one word) who sucks

[indigo]

while he shat on turtles

[ESNED]

his itty bitty cock that...

[pSYKAOz]

mad pig cock all day

[Juggalo]

and all night until someone

[ESNED]

rapes his lil tight ass...

[pSYKAOz]

from the goverment pops out

[Juggalo]

of nowhere and shoots him

[NISE136]

and fucks the whole world...

[Juggalo]

with one hand before he

[pSYKAOz]

upp its nice pink tigh

[Juggalo]

ass fishnet shirt on her

[pSYKAOz]

piece of strangely formed

[Juggalo]

vagina wafers which she wore

[pSYKAOz]

to conceal her many multi

[ESNED]

thats a bitch she says

[Juggalo]

dude that dosent fit in

[ESNED]

lets restart...

bombing science is the best...

[panic]

fuck around and waist time

[kamikaze]

on the computer while you

[halo]

make some meatloaf and do..

[FOEone]

nothing for the rest of

[kamikaze]

the night while you look

[Paul Pfeiffer]

ahhhhhhhh forgot what I was gonna say.

[kamikaze]

~~~~~NEW~~~~~

When I went bombing at...

[jade]

the mall i found a

[FOEone]

dime and a penny and

[Juggalo]

a quarter and a sexdoll

[FOEone]

I want to use them all

[the_uniBOMBER]

the fucking time but i.....

[FOEone]

have to babysit this damn

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

Monkey that had to have...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

Gay homo sex with FOEone...

[FOEone]

a barium enema every three

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

seconds to launch a nuclear...

[halo]

attack on some place in...

[dcite]

japan, where there are only

[halo]

old crazy people and bikes...

[CR4CK4 SM4CK4]

Filled with jelly peanut butter...

[the_uniBOMBER]

and some heroin monkeys too...

[Scuba]

who enjoyed butt sex with...

[the_uniBOMBER]

artist formerly known as prince....

[Juggalo]

until he gized in his

[the_uniBOMBER]

twelve year old sex slave....

[FOEone]

he bought from FOE ONE

[the_uniBOMBER]

who is the biggest pedophile....

:P

[Juggalo]

next to unibomber then comes

[the_uniBOMBER]

juggalo who touches little boys....

:)