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SALVO
01-07-2005, 07:36 PM
This thread is a lot better with random pictures, instead of people trying to act random by posting things 8 times in a row, or trying to sound weird.

In a radomism thread, randomness is expected, so it kind of defeats the purpose.

BeeOne234...
01-07-2005, 07:52 PM
salvo...I try my best to keep the flicks OG...

...all up in your hood...

SALVO
01-07-2005, 08:06 PM
I wouldn't mind rubbin up on your rusto either, I have a strange habbit of only comming up on flat black, flat white, gloss yellow(I doubt they make flat yellow), brown, and maybe a little harbor blue. Oh the combinations!

xylene hug
01-07-2005, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by sbEr+Jan 7 2005, 01:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sbEr @ Jan 7 2005, 01:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by xylene hug@Jan 6 2005, 08:51 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-calmlikeabomb@Jan 6 2005, 08:47 PM
hahaha, yeah... I'm sure that guy wished he knew kung-fu, he got his ass kicked...it was hella funny....
ahahhah
word up!!
i bet that dude plays d&d
and you dont play d&d? [/b][/quote]
im an 8th level wizzard!!

the_uniBOMBER
01-07-2005, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by xylene hug@Jan 7 2005, 09:21 PM
im an 8th level wizzard!!
8th level? Pfff n00b, i'm a 15th level warrior/thief.

xylene hug
01-07-2005, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by the_uniBOMBER@Jan 7 2005, 08:04 PM
http://img138.exs.cx/img138/7675/11047316321746mk.jpg
http://img138.exs.cx/img138/5493/11047320909253ec.jpg
http://img138.exs.cx/img138/8193/11047327018224pa.jpg
http://img138.exs.cx/img138/4554/11047371624239tp.jpg
http://img138.exs.cx/img138/4553/11048118791997tu.jpg
http://img138.exs.cx/img138/3358/11050620924397et.jpg
http://img138.exs.cx/img138/1429/11051436538788hf.gif
http://img138.exs.cx/img138/5854/11050620145804tv.jpg
hahahhahha uni,
those are some funny pics :lol:

Flow
01-07-2005, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by Whoa@Jan 7 2005, 05:23 PM


http://img105.exs.cx/img105/9223/euphrates3rl.jpg
Euphrates (R.I.P Nofy)

~R.I.P. Nofy~

pSYKAOz
01-08-2005, 01:50 AM
hahha some funny junk in here

_____JEKLROKS_____
01-08-2005, 02:00 AM
Originally posted by the_uniBOMBER+Jan 7 2005, 09:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (the_uniBOMBER @ Jan 7 2005, 09:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-xylene hug@Jan 7 2005, 09:21 PM
im an 8th level wizzard!!
8th level? Pfff n00b, i'm a 15th level warrior/thief. [/b][/quote]
Level 21 warrior.

BeeOne234...
01-08-2005, 04:34 AM
foe your so core...:-)...i eat clam- in essence, the words you choose for your screen name makes me smile, sip my tea and say good man good man...

woooo buzzy bee...kid tested motherfucker approved...


tonight was so fun

scary dreams
01-08-2005, 04:43 AM
Originally posted by BeeOne234...@Jan 7 2005, 05:08 PM
...got plans for the weekend?...weeeeee...
http://img108.exs.cx/img108/3972/39672733l9nc.jpg
Yeah, I've got plans. B)
http://img124.exs.cx/img124/7892/cansfordays6ss.jpg

i_eat_clam
01-08-2005, 05:09 AM
watch out.. i got bigger plans....
its not about the size.... :(
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/kaloe5/050108022236.jpg
* i would like to thank a special "G" for adding new can to my collection.... :wub:

Havoc411
01-08-2005, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by scary dreams@Jan 8 2005, 05:43 AM
http://img124.exs.cx/img124/7892/cansfordays6ss.jpg
damn, thats alot of fucking paint. GO USE IT!!!

the_uniBOMBER
01-08-2005, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by _____JEKLROKS_____+Jan 8 2005, 03:00 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (_____JEKLROKS_____ @ Jan 8 2005, 03:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by the_uniBOMBER@Jan 7 2005, 09:25 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-xylene hug@Jan 7 2005, 09:21 PM
im an 8th level wizzard!!
8th level? Pfff n00b, i'm a 15th level warrior/thief.
Level 21 warrior. [/b][/quote]
You may be higer in level, but I can take you out with my magic missle before you get anywhere near me.

FOEone
01-08-2005, 02:44 PM
i dont know if you guys are talking aboung dungeons and dragons, but you can't advance past level 20 :ph34r:

thats right. i played D and D in middle school. what, bitch, what?

the_uniBOMBER
01-08-2005, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by FOEone@Jan 8 2005, 03:44 PM
i dont know if you guys are talking aboung dungeons and dragons, but you can't advance past level 20 :ph34r:

thats right. i played D and D in middle school. what, bitch, what?
I was, but I was joking.

i_eat_clam
01-08-2005, 03:12 PM
are you immune to mase?

FOEone
01-08-2005, 03:13 PM
lmao

i_eat_clam
01-08-2005, 03:23 PM
http://img39.exs.cx/img39/5669/dancinghitler2fp.gifhttp://img39.exs.cx/img39/5669/dancinghitler2fp.gifhttp://img39.exs.cx/img39/5669/dancinghitler2fp.gif

geezpot
01-08-2005, 03:27 PM
HP chat anyone?

Whoa
01-08-2005, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by Flow+Jan 8 2005, 12:16 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Flow @ Jan 8 2005, 12:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Whoa@Jan 7 2005, 05:23 PM


http://img105.exs.cx/img105/9223/euphrates3rl.jpg
Euphrates (R.I.P Nofy)

~R.I.P. Nofy~ [/b][/quote]
word :(

if you dont have their cd (StereoTypes Incorportaed) I can drop it on my hard drive and send it to ya!
there was a touching article about Euphrates and the passing of Nofy in the Mirror!
lemme know if ya want the copy
crazypatou@hotmail.com

Here's The Article
Euphrates (http://www.montrealmirror.com/2005/010605/euphrates.html)

Whoa
01-08-2005, 04:36 PM
why dogs bark
http://img48.exs.cx/img48/2757/bark4fb.jpg


http://img48.exs.cx/img48/1214/dodge1yk.jpg
http://img48.exs.cx/img48/4091/gesus3xl.jpg
http://img48.exs.cx/img48/6704/marriage5kt.jpg
http://img48.exs.cx/img48/3277/sacrilegous1rk.jpg
http://img48.exs.cx/img48/9779/sucka2de.jpg

BeeOne234...
01-08-2005, 06:09 PM
[QUOTE=scary dreams,Jan 8 2005, 05:43 AM] [QUOTE=BeeOne234...,Jan 7 2005, 05:08 PM] ...got plans for the weekend?...weeeeee...

Yeah, I've got plans. B)

now that's what i like to see...wooooooooo graffitimastah...haha
heads up- one of my favorite colors is what i call my ballerina shoes...ballet slipper..soon to be extinct.
^I edited and placed the real name Ballet Slippers for salvo...
I bought a case...
One of my favorite all time favorite color combos is
tobacco brown and ballerina shoes...so pretty...
random random rambling...mourning the death of my beloved pink.

BeeOne234...
01-08-2005, 06:12 PM
had to take it down

Captin Incredible
01-08-2005, 06:14 PM
R.I.P Ballerina Shoes :(

meatgrinder
01-08-2005, 06:27 PM
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/6334/wow3wd.jpg

**MATEO**
01-08-2005, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by Whoa@Jan 8 2005, 05:36 PM
why dogs bark
http://img48.exs.cx/img48/2757/bark4fb.jpg


http://img48.exs.cx/img48/1214/dodge1yk.jpg
http://img48.exs.cx/img48/4091/gesus3xl.jpg
http://img48.exs.cx/img48/6704/marriage5kt.jpg
http://img48.exs.cx/img48/3277/sacrilegous1rk.jpg
http://img48.exs.cx/img48/9779/sucka2de.jpg
were do u people get these pics?

**MATEO**
01-08-2005, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by meatgrinder@Jan 8 2005, 07:27 PM
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/6334/wow3wd.jpg
that better be a girl

BeeOne234...
01-08-2005, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by SALVO@Jan 7 2005, 08:36 PM
This thread is a lot better with random pictures, instead of people trying to act random by posting things 8 times in a row, or trying to sound weird.


yeah i like this thread whenever peeps post the OG flicks...
real randomism that they see or do...haha those entertain me...
...all the surf the internet for random pictures is just not the quality i seek.


come to our show salvo... :-)

i_eat_clam
01-08-2005, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by meatgrinder@Jan 8 2005, 04:27 PM
http://img151.exs.cx/img151/6334/wow3wd.jpg
well thats not cool

SALVO
01-08-2005, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by BeeOne234...@Jan 8 2005, 07:12 PM
http://img5.exs.cx/img5/7972/24112085l9bw.jpg
During lunch the homies and I would role down to this parking lot along this line smoke a blunt, and watch the freights go by.

Also, I thought it was called Ballet Slipper, not Ballerina shoes..are you talking about the light pink that krylon makes?

BeeOne234...
01-08-2005, 07:01 PM
yeah that's right...my ballerina shoes....ballet slippers...la la la
and this was and still is one of my favorite lines...

i_eat_clam
01-08-2005, 07:54 PM
more like fist rape

geezpot
01-08-2005, 07:56 PM
"gone fisting"

pSYKAOz
01-08-2005, 08:02 PM
hhhaahha

ninja turtle stylin'

speaking of ballerina slippers, i got two cans of that for cricri for xmas... i had been looking for a nice pink that was available in general stores n finally came across that in a big hardware store...

so its getting discontinued?

bruce
01-08-2005, 08:49 PM
http://images.usatoday.com/money/_photos/2004/03/09/wacky.jpg

pSYKAOz
01-08-2005, 08:50 PM
yummmmm...........

Whoa
01-08-2005, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by **MATEO**@Jan 8 2005, 08:02 PM
thats like...finger rape
yah its shows you are 13
on the net you find all sorts of these things!
Fisting Lessons 101 ***** :lol:

here have a wowipop
http://img74.exs.cx/img74/9974/lolli6hc.jpg

i_eat_clam
01-08-2005, 09:43 PM
lol haha wowipop. made me chuckle..

http://internet.ls-la.net/pictures/images/Computer/Mouse-Skeleton.jpg

FOEone
01-08-2005, 09:52 PM
im getting sick of mateo's sig

BAZE
01-08-2005, 09:54 PM
yah its a lil too big should atleast size it down.

GeSuS_KRiST
01-08-2005, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by BeeOne234...@Jan 7 2005, 03:18 PM
yep...you will be nonstop fucked with...flying is the worst...the last flight I took while I still had my dreads was the worst...They gave me a big orange sign that said HOMELAND SECURITY and called ahead in line for me to be escorted out and into a small intergation room that made me nearly miss my flight cause of all the "swab tests" they did on my stuff...It was a pain...I was living on Big Island Hawaii and my hair naturally made dreads...and I just let it go due to where I was and the banyon trees inspiration...I dunno if i would ever dread my hair on purpose...some people just stay dirty when they have them...as for me and knotty dreads...never again.
bee i feel that shit all the fuckin testing for bombs drugs ect shit was stright wack texas was SOOOO bad to go thought the austin airport people where dicks

the_uniBOMBER
01-08-2005, 11:00 PM
It looks like alot of reading but these jokes are all really funny. I took the time to type this all for you, atleast have the courtesy to read them.


A Texan walks into a bar in Alaska and sits down at the bar and starts to talk to the bar tender. Now he's sitting there bragging about how much money he makes off oil and how many head of cattle he has at his ranch back in Texas and how much of a big shot he is and how he's an honorary member of each state. So this goes on for hours and the bar tender is getting sick of hearing this guy talk so he says "Shut up and listen. Do you want to be an honorary Alaskan?" "Well sure" the guy responds "I'm an honory member of-" "Shut up, do you want to be an honorary Alaskan or not?" the bar tender interupts. "Yes" replies the texan. "Ok then here's what you have to do. First You have to drink a gallon of whiskey. Second you have to kill a polar bear. Thirdly you have to make love to an eskimo women. Not necessarily in that order and you have 24 hours to do this and come back here with some proof and we'll make you an honorary Alaskan. We'll give you a certificate and tell the mayor and everthing." So the texan accepts and says "Well since i'm in a bar I guess i'd best to the gallon of whiskey first." So the bar tender brings out a gallon of whiskey and the texan downs it as fast as he can. He then stands up and passes out . A few hours later he wakes up and walks out of the door. "I'll, I'll, I'll be r-right back" he slurs. 15 hours later he returns and he's torn to shit! He's covered in blood, his clothes are completely torn up, he's missing an arm and he's limping. The bartender is staring at him in disbelief when the Texan speaks up and asks "Where's that eskimo women you wanted me to kill?"



Two men are sitting in a bar talking and one asks the other "So how'd that date of yours go, ya know the one you had the other day?". " Oh just horrible" the second guy responds" Just awful". "Well why, what happened?" inquires the first guy "You've always said you've had great dates with this girl in the past?". "Well the food was good, the movie was good, and the dancing was good but when we got back to her place we started to fool around and just as we were getting ready to hit the sack she says to me "The only way you'll be able to have me is if you give me 9 inches and make me bleed"" he says. " Well that's awful. What did you do?". "Well I fucked her three times and broke her nose".


A Scotsman, an Irishman, and a Newfie are exploring the new world of Canada. So they're having a good time when one night while they're asleep they are ambushed and captured by a group of natives. So they're taken back to their village and presented infront of the chief. "You have tresspassed on our sacred land and for this we are going to kill you. You will first suffer greatly then die a horrible death. Take them away" says the chief. "Wait!" yells the shaman suddenly " Chief, it's our holy season. Should we atleast give them some dignity?" So the cheif considers it and says " You're right. We'll allow you to either take your own life or we will skin you alive and use your skin to make canoes." Well needless to say, the three guys are scared. "Well..." the Scotsman speaks up " I sure as hell don't want to be skined alive so i'll take my own life. Give me a knife". So one of the natives hands him his hunting knife and the Scotsman takes it. "For Scotland, in all its glory!" he yells and plunges the knife into his heart. So they drag his dead body off. "I won't be quite as enthusiastic as he was, but i'll also take my own life. Give me a knife." says the Irishman. So once again he's handed a knife. "For Ireland!" then he says something in gaelic and plunges the knife into his heart and he is also dragged off to have his flesh made into a canoe. The natives then round on the Newfie who says " Well I really don't want to be skinned alive. That would hurt like a damn. So I will take my life but I want a fork". Taken aback the natives all look at each other then hand him a fork. "I'll take my own life but you're not making a fucking canoe out of me!" and he just starts stabbing himself all over with the fork.

Out in the middle of the desert in an old west town there's a bar reserved only for the toughest coyboys of the old west. So one day in walks a cowboy who is a little smaller than the others and dresses a little differently. So he sits down at the bar. "What'll it be?" asks the bar tender in his most menacing voice. "Hmmm.... Well.... I don't know... Do you have a fuzzy navel?" asks the little cowboy. "What?!" yells the bartender. " Well then maybe a rum and coke? I don't know something sweet." cowers the little cowboy. "You queer?" the bartender asks "Cause we don't serve queers here". "Look" the little cowboy says timidly "I've been out in the hot sun for days and i'm very thirsty. I don't want any trouble, I just want my drink. I'll pay whatever you want." "Whatever I want? Fine. But i'm charging you $25 for this drink and you have to sit at the far end of the bar and I don't want to hear a thing out of you. You just sit, drink your drink, and then leave. Got it?" . "Yeah yeah that's fine" the little cowboy says so he takes his drink, pays the bartender and goes and sits at the far end of the bar. Not long after a gigantic cowboy bursts through the doors of the bar. 7 feet tall and 3 feet wide, all muscle. He slams his bull whip down at the bar, pulls the bartender over and says "I've been out in the middle of no where, in the cow shit, in the dust, and the heat for three days. I'm so thirsty. Give me the biggest mug of beer you've got. Actually just put a hose in the keg and pour it down my throat! I'm so thirsty I could suck the balls off a bull right through his mouth!" "Well moo moo bucaroo" pipes the little cowboy.

What's the difference between pimples and a catholic priest?
The pimples wait till you're thirteen before they come on your face.

I've got more but right now I have to treat my newly acquired Carpal tunnel syndrome.

Adamo
01-08-2005, 11:11 PM
Thanks for that uni...much appreciated.

the_uniBOMBER
01-08-2005, 11:14 PM
Just for you adamo. Just because you gave me links to those torrent sites.

Who's that DJ in your sig?





My wrist hurts :(

Adamo
01-08-2005, 11:24 PM
Its DJ Tiesto.

Oh and www.torrentbytes.net is the new sick hookup. I think its at its user max for now but they raise it every so often...1 week old and 20,000 members.

the_uniBOMBER
01-08-2005, 11:31 PM
I quite enjoy Tiesto.

I also quite like www.torrentspy.com and www.torrentreactor.com

GeSuS_KRiST
01-08-2005, 11:32 PM
yea thanks for the info adamo...


by the way tiesto is sick live i seen him 3 times in his prime of 99-2002

infer one
01-08-2005, 11:36 PM
yea tiesto, i heard he was sick

i_eat_clam
01-08-2005, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by FOEone@Jan 8 2005, 07:52 PM
im getting sick of mateo's sig
ya thats y i turned off viewin sigs....... shes hot dont get me wrong..

my future ex.wife :wub:

Adamo
01-08-2005, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by GeSuS_KRiST@Jan 9 2005, 01:32 AM
yea thanks for the info adamo...


by the way tiesto is sick live i seen him 3 times in his prime of 99-2002
i saw him here in Toronto 2 months ago for his first ever 6 hour set in North America...it actually went on for about 7 and a half hours. Undoubtably the best time i've ever had my life. Just the right mixture of drugs and alcohol with Tiesto pumping in my face....i think my soul left me for a while.

GeSuS_KRiST
01-08-2005, 11:49 PM
man thats how paul van dyk and paul oakenfold left me back in 99 when they were still good but onw its all about the jungle BOH BOH BOH

SALVO
01-09-2005, 12:08 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/bigpest/before_after_spiritlake.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/bigpest/natural-snack-mascot.jpg

Havoc411
01-09-2005, 12:23 AM
OH SHIT! I remember those finger puppet things!

SALVO
01-09-2005, 12:24 AM
I always got mine from the dentist
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/bigpest/PBF077BCDealwiththeDevil.jpg

pSYKAOz
01-09-2005, 12:36 AM
ahah hsome good jokes

Havoc411
01-09-2005, 12:36 AM
i dont remember where i got mine........ i prolly still have them somewhere

Whoa
01-09-2005, 07:47 AM
http://img84.exs.cx/img84/5800/6218dm.jpg
Kobe Bryant's High School Jersey

sika_2002
01-09-2005, 09:30 AM
i got a finger puppet, it sits on my pen on my desk

Asshat
01-09-2005, 11:31 AM
I have a shark finger puppet. It's pretty hardcore.

Whoa
01-09-2005, 12:38 PM
http://img9.exs.cx/img9/166/keyboardpic8sx.jpg
http://img9.exs.cx/img9/8404/pa1500364rv.jpg
http://img9.exs.cx/img9/1466/steamloco0yi.gif

ň_Ó ^_^.:.H3@5.:.
01-09-2005, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by Whoa@Jan 9 2005, 01:38 PM
http://img9.exs.cx/img9/166/keyboardpic8sx.jpg

I have the same keyboard...
hehe

sika_2002
01-09-2005, 01:42 PM
i want a bbq but tis 7.45pm and raining

Whoa
01-09-2005, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by sika_2002@Jan 9 2005, 02:42 PM
i want a bbq but tis 7.45pm and raining
where the fuck do you live?

Its 2h45 pm and its snowing here :lol:


are you like in russia?

FOEone
01-09-2005, 01:56 PM
why are you worried about WHERE he lives? im wondering WHEN. the motherfucker said "tis"!

pSYKAOz
01-09-2005, 01:59 PM
hahaha tis the time to be jolly falalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Whoa
01-09-2005, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by FOEone@Jan 9 2005, 02:56 PM
why are you worried about WHERE he lives? im wondering WHEN. the motherfucker said "tis"!
:lol: i just noticed that

pouhahaha

tis not ye who shall be hung :lol:
why did i say that :rolleyes:

AmnioticOne
01-09-2005, 02:13 PM
Down hurrr We getz all ta fungy shick'n rublin owt are stumacks. (hick accent.)

12:15. THE STROKES. AIM. HUGS. PROVE.

sika_2002
01-09-2005, 02:16 PM
hahahah, i meant "its". and im from england.

FOEone
01-09-2005, 02:18 PM
lol i know, we're just fucking with you.

im american, and i sometimes find myself saying "aye" for yes and "fag" for cigarette. it must be that irish blood.




...or whiskey. whichever.

sika_2002
01-09-2005, 02:22 PM
lol, i always say "aye" just because its a nice words. its most probably a combination of the irish blood and whiskey

DNA
01-09-2005, 02:26 PM
like my new sig on this conversation? lol

sika_2002
01-09-2005, 02:30 PM
haha, i like it, u gota mention who its about.....ME :D

DNA
01-09-2005, 02:36 PM
yep, you're the star of the show.

sika_2002
01-09-2005, 02:43 PM
lol, i was joking.

sika_2002
01-09-2005, 02:47 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/sika_2002/squirell.jpg

DNA
01-09-2005, 02:47 PM
so was i.


do you honestly think I would put YOUR name in MY sig?!

































j/k

DNA
01-09-2005, 02:48 PM
that squirrel is CRAZY!!!

sika_2002
01-09-2005, 02:48 PM
:angry: :angry: :angry:

the_uniBOMBER
01-09-2005, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by the_uniBOMBER@Jan 9 2005, 12:00 AM
It looks like alot of reading but these jokes are all really funny. I took the time to type this all for you, atleast have the courtesy to read them.


A Texan walks into a bar in Alaska and sits down at the bar and starts to talk to the bar tender. Now he's sitting there bragging about how much money he makes off oil and how many head of cattle he has at his ranch back in Texas and how much of a big shot he is and how he's an honorary member of each state. So this goes on for hours and the bar tender is getting sick of hearing this guy talk so he says "Shut up and listen. Do you want to be an honorary Alaskan?" "Well sure" the guy responds "I'm an honory member of-" "Shut up, do you want to be an honorary Alaskan or not?" the bar tender interupts. "Yes" replies the texan. "Ok then here's what you have to do. First You have to drink a gallon of whiskey. Second you have to kill a polar bear. Thirdly you have to make love to an eskimo women. Not necessarily in that order and you have 24 hours to do this and come back here with some proof and we'll make you an honorary Alaskan. We'll give you a certificate and tell the mayor and everthing." So the texan accepts and says "Well since i'm in a bar I guess i'd best to the gallon of whiskey first." So the bar tender brings out a gallon of whiskey and the texan downs it as fast as he can. He then stands up and passes out . A few hours later he wakes up and walks out of the door. "I'll, I'll, I'll be r-right back" he slurs. 15 hours later he returns and he's torn to shit! He's covered in blood, his clothes are completely torn up, he's missing an arm and he's limping. The bartender is staring at him in disbelief when the Texan speaks up and asks "Where's that eskimo women you wanted me to kill?"



Two men are sitting in a bar talking and one asks the other "So how'd that date of yours go, ya know the one you had the other day?". " Oh just horrible" the second guy responds" Just awful". "Well why, what happened?" inquires the first guy "You've always said you've had great dates with this girl in the past?". "Well the food was good, the movie was good, and the dancing was good but when we got back to her place we started to fool around and just as we were getting ready to hit the sack she says to me "The only way you'll be able to have me is if you give me 9 inches and make me bleed"" he says. " Well that's awful. What did you do?". "Well I fucked her three times and broke her nose".


A Scotsman, an Irishman, and a Newfie are exploring the new world of Canada. So they're having a good time when one night while they're asleep they are ambushed and captured by a group of natives. So they're taken back to their village and presented infront of the chief. "You have tresspassed on our sacred land and for this we are going to kill you. You will first suffer greatly then die a horrible death. Take them away" says the chief. "Wait!" yells the shaman suddenly " Chief, it's our holy season. Should we atleast give them some dignity?" So the cheif considers it and says " You're right. We'll allow you to either take your own life or we will skin you alive and use your skin to make canoes." Well needless to say, the three guys are scared. "Well..." the Scotsman speaks up " I sure as hell don't want to be skined alive so i'll take my own life. Give me a knife". So one of the natives hands him his hunting knife and the Scotsman takes it. "For Scotland, in all its glory!" he yells and plunges the knife into his heart. So they drag his dead body off. "I won't be quite as enthusiastic as he was, but i'll also take my own life. Give me a knife." says the Irishman. So once again he's handed a knife. "For Ireland!" then he says something in gaelic and plunges the knife into his heart and he is also dragged off to have his flesh made into a canoe. The natives then round on the Newfie who says " Well I really don't want to be skinned alive. That would hurt like a damn. So I will take my life but I want a fork". Taken aback the natives all look at each other then hand him a fork. "I'll take my own life but you're not making a fucking canoe out of me!" and he just starts stabbing himself all over with the fork.

Out in the middle of the desert in an old west town there's a bar reserved only for the toughest coyboys of the old west. So one day in walks a cowboy who is a little smaller than the others and dresses a little differently. So he sits down at the bar. "What'll it be?" asks the bar tender in his most menacing voice. "Hmmm.... Well.... I don't know... Do you have a fuzzy navel?" asks the little cowboy. "What?!" yells the bartender. " Well then maybe a rum and coke? I don't know something sweet." cowers the little cowboy. "You queer?" the bartender asks "Cause we don't serve queers here". "Look" the little cowboy says timidly "I've been out in the hot sun for days and i'm very thirsty. I don't want any trouble, I just want my drink. I'll pay whatever you want." "Whatever I want? Fine. But i'm charging you $25 for this drink and you have to sit at the far end of the bar and I don't want to hear a thing out of you. You just sit, drink your drink, and then leave. Got it?" . "Yeah yeah that's fine" the little cowboy says so he takes his drink, pays the bartender and goes and sits at the far end of the bar. Not long after a gigantic cowboy bursts through the doors of the bar. 7 feet tall and 3 feet wide, all muscle. He slams his bull whip down at the bar, pulls the bartender over and says "I've been out in the middle of no where, in the cow shit, in the dust, and the heat for three days. I'm so thirsty. Give me the biggest mug of beer you've got. Actually just put a hose in the keg and pour it down my throat! I'm so thirsty I could suck the balls off a bull right through his mouth!" "Well moo moo bucaroo" pipes the little cowboy.

What's the difference between pimples and a catholic priest?
The pimples wait till you're thirteen before they come on your face.

I've got more but right now I have to treat my newly acquired Carpal tunnel syndrome.
Bump for good jokes no one read.

DNA
01-09-2005, 03:35 PM
funny.

sika_2002
01-09-2005, 03:52 PM
lol, the one in the bar is funny

FOEone
01-09-2005, 04:35 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v312/foeone/photoshoot/11.jpg

nathan, stoned out of his mind

**MATEO**
01-09-2005, 04:36 PM
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Nikon
01-09-2005, 04:46 PM
mateo you're an idiot


http://the-light.com/mens/5/full/members.jpg

DNA
01-09-2005, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by FOEone@Jan 9 2005, 05:35 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v312/foeone/photoshoot/11.jpg

nathan, stoned out of his mind
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahh :lol:

Slob
01-09-2005, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by GeSuS_KRiST@Jan 6 2005, 10:31 PM
dont hate on dose one he the sickest abstract artist

anticon for life SUCKAH
yea dude dose is so sick. the shit he did on urban renewal program blew my fuckin mind.

Whoa
01-09-2005, 05:39 PM
http://img30.exs.cx/img30/3792/shirt6kk.jpg

GeSuS_KRiST
01-09-2005, 06:30 PM
FUCK YEA whitezombie

---
and slob your right that secret track with themselves is SOOOO sick

glue
01-09-2005, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by FOEone@Jan 9 2005, 03:18 PM
lol i know, we're just fucking with you.

im american, and i sometimes find myself saying "aye" for yes and "fag" for cigarette. it must be that irish blood.




...or whiskey. whichever.
wow i rememebr calling some kid a fag and the teacher asked why i called him a cgarrete.... that pretty gay.

Havoc411
01-09-2005, 07:16 PM
my friends mom is gay and i said faggot at his house one time and she heard me and gave me the worst look ever. lol, her life partner looks like a taller Gary Coleman

infer one
01-09-2005, 07:23 PM
lol, you should fuck with her and say im feeling so GAY today....and shit like that

calmlikeabomb
01-09-2005, 07:27 PM
gary colamn shoulda been CA govener instead of that fucking retard arnold....hahahaha.....in my history book there is the picture of one of those pins that they give out before elections that said "I like Ike" but some one wrote a d in front and an s on the back so it said "I like DikeS"
and on top was a picture of the Ike and someone wrote a buble that said "Gotta love the muffdivers" hahahaha I almost pisssed my pants I was laughing so hard....hahaha.

Havoc411
01-09-2005, 07:51 PM
hahahahahahahaha

BeeOne234...
01-09-2005, 08:26 PM
hahaha you should change all media as much as possible...

calmlikeabomb
01-09-2005, 08:43 PM
hahahah yeah....me book is full of funny shit.....

random warning.....

"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.

K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles
01-09-2005, 09:09 PM
http://img122.exs.cx/img122/7109/pills2qm.jpg

K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles
01-09-2005, 09:12 PM
http://img53.exs.cx/img53/6351/buried7ji.jpg

cricket
01-09-2005, 09:15 PM
It goes from "Oh tight" to "Oh shit" really quickly

K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles
01-09-2005, 09:31 PM
http://img90.exs.cx/img90/4638/img0073biccameratoilet5ex.jpg

DNA
01-09-2005, 10:10 PM
that would be cool??

SALVO
01-09-2005, 10:32 PM
It cleans your ass with water, I don't know how to spell it but you say it like (ba-day)

DNA
01-09-2005, 10:33 PM
hello
hello
hello
hello
hello
hello
hello
hello
hello
hello

Nikon
01-09-2005, 11:13 PM
http://www.zombiejuice.com/zomblike/graphics/z7.jpg
ROB OWNS YOU ALL









AND HATES DNA!

pSYKAOz
01-09-2005, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by cricket@Jan 9 2005, 10:15 PM
It goes from "Oh tight" to "Oh shit" really quickly
ya... oh well ima go sleep with that image in mind :(

life blows...

BeeOne234...
01-09-2005, 11:19 PM
life is so fun...get out of that damn house!
sweet dreams

DNA
01-09-2005, 11:29 PM
bee, you definatly should write a book! just a book about life.

calmlikeabomb
01-10-2005, 12:10 AM
why do so many people not like you dna?

BeeOne234...
01-10-2005, 12:15 AM
i like you dna, and i'll put that in my book....but haha that was a random comment for sure...

SALVO
01-10-2005, 12:29 AM
"Don't you hate it when your ice pick sticks right in the skull and you gotta pull it out with two hands?

Don't you hate it when your chainsaw is out of gasoline and you gotta use a butcher knife on a man?"

BeeOne234...
01-10-2005, 01:29 AM
http://img87.exs.cx/img87/2706/canvas16mk.jpg
http://img87.exs.cx/img87/9200/canvas20mn.jpg
http://img87.exs.cx/img87/1041/canvas36mf.jpg

LOSTxTHExFAITH
01-10-2005, 01:45 AM
http://img87.exs.cx/img87/2706/canvas16mk.jpg
http://img87.exs.cx/img87/9200/canvas20mn.jpg
http://img87.exs.cx/img87/1041/canvas36mf.jpg
Bee used me to post these.. She promised they would be comprised of midget pornagraphy... Let's have a look see shall we..........




















:angry: You mother fucker....

BeeOne234...
01-10-2005, 02:11 AM
i think i fucked this kids computer up...been loading up too many flicks or something...whoops...
umm it says low system memory...uhh






::cracks whip:: thanks bebustizo

i_eat_clam
01-10-2005, 04:03 AM
http://img84.exs.cx/img84/2336/blazer2yz.jpg

Purple cobras...Psssssssssss

GeSuS_KRiST
01-10-2005, 04:18 AM
HAHAHaHHAHA we are the purple cobra and we will *clap clap* SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ROCK U

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/dodgeball__a_true_underdog_story/_group_photos/ben_stiller1.jpg

Bee Gesus Kaylo

Ume
01-10-2005, 04:26 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/Teemo/blingbling.jpg

Bling Bling homie

GeSuS_KRiST
01-10-2005, 04:34 AM
HOW DID U GET A FLICK OF ME?!?!?!?!

Whoa
01-10-2005, 06:43 AM
Originally posted by GeSuS_KRiST@Jan 10 2005, 05:34 AM
HOW DID U GET A FLICK OF ME?!?!?!?!
i sent it to him

pSYKAOz
01-10-2005, 08:15 AM
well im outta the house. at skool. n life still kinda sucks hahaha

was fun coming back t othis hood after vacation... looking for all my tags... feels like i havent benn here in a year or 2 n i was expecting everything to be buffed... its only been like what? 2 weeks? haha

sika_2002
01-10-2005, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles@Jan 9 2005, 10:09 PM
http://img122.exs.cx/img122/7109/pills2qm.jpg
yes please

Whoa
01-10-2005, 10:15 AM
funny, i got that for halloween by a nice man in a trenchcoat :)

sbEr
01-10-2005, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by FOEone@Jan 8 2005, 03:44 PM
i dont know if you guys are talking aboung dungeons and dragons, but you can't advance past level 20 :ph34r:

thats right. i played D and D in middle school. what, bitch, what?
things have sure changed since you went to middleschool
version 3.5 is out now
time to hit the books.
http://www.wizards.com/global/images/products_dndacc_881690000_lgpic.jpg
when you hit level 20 you become epic.
http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=produ...ndacc/881690000 (http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=products/dndacc/881690000)


i'm playing 2 parties right now, ones at level 4/Druid, the other is at level 8/Bard.
each party has nine members and theyre all splitting experience.
the dungeonmaster is thinning the crowd though...

i also paint minis when im not here.

Ume
01-10-2005, 12:20 PM
what the?.....

sika_2002
01-10-2005, 12:35 PM
wow, i loved that thing

xylene hug
01-10-2005, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles@Jan 9 2005, 10:31 PM
http://img90.exs.cx/img90/4638/img0073biccameratoilet5ex.jpg
i bet this model is the one that shoots a jet of water up your ass :(

sika_2002
01-10-2005, 01:23 PM
u guessed correct

xylene hug
01-10-2005, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by sbEr+Jan 10 2005, 01:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sbEr @ Jan 10 2005, 01:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-FOEone@Jan 8 2005, 03:44 PM
i dont know if you guys are talking aboung dungeons and dragons, but you can't advance past level 20 :ph34r:

thats right. i played D and D in middle school. what, bitch, what?
things have sure changed since you went to middleschool
version 3.5 is out now
time to hit the books.
http://www.wizards.com/global/images/products_dndacc_881690000_lgpic.jpg
when you hit level 20 you become epic.
http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=produ...ndacc/881690000 (http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=products/dndacc/881690000)


i'm playing 2 parties right now, ones at level 4/Druid, the other is at level 8/Bard.
each party has nine members and theyre all splitting experience.
the dungeonmaster is thinning the crowd though...

i also paint minis when im not here. [/b][/quote]
..oooohhhh....back on the d&d tip again lol
:lol:


any one for an online game of risk?



































im joking

Whoa
01-10-2005, 01:57 PM
http://img106.exs.cx/img106/2209/barker2pt.jpghttp://img106.exs.cx/img106/912/city4bp.jpg

Bob Barker Quote ''And You And A Friend Can Enjoy A 4 Day 3 Night Vacation Here''

sika_2002
01-10-2005, 01:58 PM
im guna make a stencil of that

bruce
01-10-2005, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by Whoa@Jan 10 2005, 11:15 AM
funny, i got that for halloween by a nice man in a trenchcoat :)
haha funny shit.

GeSuS_KRiST
01-10-2005, 03:02 PM
lol fingeringhoe

Havoc411
01-10-2005, 03:08 PM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/signs.html

the sign on page 2 that says satan's kingdom, ive been there. its on the farmington river, you can go tubing on the river and you start there

Captin Incredible
01-10-2005, 03:23 PM
thats sort of fucked up

Havoc411
01-10-2005, 03:26 PM
hey, im mad hungry. does anyone know how to cook a jamacian beef patty? can i just toss that shit in the microwave or what? its alerady cook, but its been in the fridge

sbEr
01-10-2005, 03:39 PM
if its allready been cooked, toss that shit into the microwave :P

if your talkin bout one of those meat pies mmmmm those things r good.

meatgrinder
01-10-2005, 03:41 PM
http://img90.exs.cx/img90/6532/768798755467qr.jpg

Whoa
01-10-2005, 03:46 PM
I Gathered some interesting facts about the Olympic Stadium In Montreal
They are talking about destroying it, it will cost about 581million dollars!
http://img159.exs.cx/img159/2658/olympi010ca.jpg
Tenant: Montreal Expos (NL; 1977-2004); Montreal Alouettes (CFL; 1976-1997)
Opened: Summer 1976
First Expos game: April 15, 1977
Last Expos game: September 29, 2004
Current status: Still in use
Style: Retractable roof (inoperable)
Surface: Artificial (1977); Astroturf (1989); AstroGrass (2002); FieldTurf (2004).
Capacity: 43,739 (baseball); 56,245 (football)

Architect: Roger Taillibert (Paris, France)
Construction: Lavalin Inc. (Montreal, Quebec; 1988 retractable membrane roof); Birdair, Inc. (Amherst, New York; 1998 non-retractable membrane roof)
Owner: Régie des Installations Olympiques (Government of Quebec)
Cost: Over $1 billion (Canadian; includes $170 million for original 1988 retractable roof system, and $37 million for 1998 replacement roof)

Location: Left field (NW), Rue Sherbrooke; third base (SW), Boulevard Pie IX; first base (SE), Avenue Pierre-de-Coubertin; right field (NE), Boulevard Viau.

Dimensions: Foul lines: 325 (1977), 330 (1981), 325 (1983); power alleys: 375; center field: 404 (1977), 405 (1979), 404 (1980), 400 (1981), 404 (1983); apex of dome: 180; backstop: 62 (1977), 65 (1983), 53 (1989); foul territory: large.

Fences: 12 (wood, 1977), 12 (foam, 1989).

Designed for the 1976 Olympic Games, Olympic Stadium was not completed on time due to a strike by construction workers. The (556-foot-high) leaning tower used to retract the roof stood half finished until 1987 when the roof was finally completed. It took another 2 years before the roof, made from 60,696 square feet of Kevlar weighing 50 tons, became retractable.

The Stadium was remodeled in 1991, with 12,000 seats being removed for Expos games. In September of that year, one of the stadium's 55-ton concrete beams fell, forcing the Expos to play a handful of home games on the road. Problems with opening and closing the roof led to its permanent closure in 1992. The roof was removed in May of 1998, turning the park into an outdoor stadium for the season. In the spring of 1998, the orange Kevlar roof was removed and a $26 million opaque blue roof replaced it later in the year. The new roof does not open. The stadium’s total cost has exceeded $1 billion.

The Expos played some of their home games during the 2003 and 2004 seasons at Hiram Bithorn Stadium in San Juan, Puerto Rico. The team announced they were moving to Washington, DC on September 29, 2004. A move had been in the works since the team was bought by the other 29 Major League Baseball team owners in 2002.

GeSuS_KRiST
01-10-2005, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by meatgrinder@Jan 10 2005, 04:41 PM
http://img90.exs.cx/img90/6532/768798755467qr.jpg
BOOT HEAD

**MATEO**
01-10-2005, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by Whoa@Jan 10 2005, 04:46 PM
I Gathered some interesting facts about the Olympic Stadium In Montreal
They are talking about destroying it, it will cost about 581million dollars!
http://img159.exs.cx/img159/2658/olympi010ca.jpg
Tenant: Montreal Expos (NL; 1977-2004); Montreal Alouettes (CFL; 1976-1997)
Opened: Summer 1976
First Expos game: April 15, 1977
Last Expos game: September 29, 2004
Current status: Still in use
Style: Retractable roof (inoperable)
Surface: Artificial (1977); Astroturf (1989); AstroGrass (2002); FieldTurf (2004).
Capacity: 43,739 (baseball); 56,245 (football)

Architect: Roger Taillibert (Paris, France)
Construction: Lavalin Inc. (Montreal, Quebec; 1988 retractable membrane roof); Birdair, Inc. (Amherst, New York; 1998 non-retractable membrane roof)
Owner: Régie des Installations Olympiques (Government of Quebec)
Cost: Over $1 billion (Canadian; includes $170 million for original 1988 retractable roof system, and $37 million for 1998 replacement roof)

Location: Left field (NW), Rue Sherbrooke; third base (SW), Boulevard Pie IX; first base (SE), Avenue Pierre-de-Coubertin; right field (NE), Boulevard Viau.

Dimensions: Foul lines: 325 (1977), 330 (1981), 325 (1983); power alleys: 375; center field: 404 (1977), 405 (1979), 404 (1980), 400 (1981), 404 (1983); apex of dome: 180; backstop: 62 (1977), 65 (1983), 53 (1989); foul territory: large.

Fences: 12 (wood, 1977), 12 (foam, 1989).

Designed for the 1976 Olympic Games, Olympic Stadium was not completed on time due to a strike by construction workers. The (556-foot-high) leaning tower used to retract the roof stood half finished until 1987 when the roof was finally completed. It took another 2 years before the roof, made from 60,696 square feet of Kevlar weighing 50 tons, became retractable.

The Stadium was remodeled in 1991, with 12,000 seats being removed for Expos games. In September of that year, one of the stadium's 55-ton concrete beams fell, forcing the Expos to play a handful of home games on the road. Problems with opening and closing the roof led to its permanent closure in 1992. The roof was removed in May of 1998, turning the park into an outdoor stadium for the season. In the spring of 1998, the orange Kevlar roof was removed and a $26 million opaque blue roof replaced it later in the year. The new roof does not open. The stadium’s total cost has exceeded $1 billion.

The Expos played some of their home games during the 2003 and 2004 seasons at Hiram Bithorn Stadium in San Juan, Puerto Rico. The team announced they were moving to Washington, DC on September 29, 2004. A move had been in the works since the team was bought by the other 29 Major League Baseball team owners in 2002.
who gives a flying fuck...... o and im not gay i was feelin up a girl today sumthin u have never done

GeSuS_KRiST
01-10-2005, 04:24 PM
HAHAAH adding more to the sig as we speek..... why u such a homophobe dude

Havoc411
01-10-2005, 04:25 PM
not to imply anything but, elton john had a wife for a while

infer one
01-10-2005, 04:25 PM
I Gathered some interesting facts about the Olympic Stadium In Montreal
They are talking about destroying it, it will cost about 581million dollars!
that design is hot i would leave it be

i_eat_clam
01-10-2005, 04:26 PM
**MATEO**,Jan 10 2005, 02:22 PM]
who gives a flying fuck...... o and im not gay i was feelin up a girl today sumthin u have never done
i fuckin think your a gay ass bitch... who u foolin with that Sig?
eat a dick you fool

scary dreams
01-10-2005, 04:26 PM
I wanna go smoke crack with JA.

infer one
01-10-2005, 04:27 PM
HAHAAH adding more to the sig as we speek..... why u such a homophobe dude

one of the plans for g-unit soldier was to put every hate insult in his sig...it would have ben 2 pages long, lol

**MATEO**
01-10-2005, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by GeSuS_KRiST@Jan 10 2005, 05:24 PM
HAHAAH adding more to the sig as we speek..... why u such a homophobe dude
cuz whoa is always hatin on me sayin im gay and shit just cuz im 13

ares
01-10-2005, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by **MATEO**@Jan 10 2005, 05:22 PM
who gives a flying fuck...... o and im not gay i was feelin up a girl today sumthin u have never done
I do. On another note, how old are you, thirteen?

:rolleyes:

Edit: thats weird, you answered my question before I even asked it.

i_eat_clam
01-10-2005, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by **MATEO**+Jan 10 2005, 02:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (**MATEO** @ Jan 10 2005, 02:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-GeSuS_KRiST@Jan 10 2005, 05:24 PM
HAHAAH adding more to the sig as we speek..... why u such a homophobe dude
cuz whoa is always hatin on me sayin im gay and shit just cuz im 13 [/b][/quote]
its cuz everything u say is fuckin retarted....
o. i fingered a gir.
o. i felt a girl
wow, u aint the only one u fool

GeSuS_KRiST
01-10-2005, 04:31 PM
yea but u should just ignore that shit man and not diss other people with it... dont get me wrong im not gay at all its just no one stickers up got gay people on this site besides a select few and most gay guy are actually really fuckin cool

**MATEO**
01-10-2005, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by ares+Jan 10 2005, 05:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ares @ Jan 10 2005, 05:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-**MATEO**@Jan 10 2005, 05:22 PM
who gives a flying fuck...... o and im not gay i was feelin up a girl today sumthin u have never done
I do. On another note, how old are you, thirteen?

:rolleyes:

Edit: thats weird, you answered my question before I even asked it. [/b][/quote]
yep

**MATEO**
01-10-2005, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by GeSuS_KRiST@Jan 10 2005, 05:31 PM
yea but u should just ignore that shit man and not diss other people with it... dont get me wrong im not gay at all its just no one stickers up got gay people on this site besides a select few and most gay guy are actually really fuckin cool
yea ur right im gonna stop dissing these cats im gonna respect them as graff artists and i hope they do the same to me

**MATEO**
01-10-2005, 04:35 PM
sry whoa and clam

Whoa
01-10-2005, 04:35 PM
Your mother doesnt count little man
some random for yall to choke on
i ATE pussy today
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/2183/babykitkat4zz.jpg

here we go
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/6379/candystory5xz.jpg
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/9168/copcar1zq.jpg
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/1843/engineering2ch.jpg
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/8672/head2dq.jpg
FOR TONY THIS NEXT ONE
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/4403/kitten8gz.jpg
:wub:
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/8426/monica8lw.jpg
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/5623/monkey1xc.jpg

infer one
01-10-2005, 04:36 PM
gesus is a peace keeper...jesus christ, how does he do it?

i_eat_clam
01-10-2005, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by **MATEO**+Jan 10 2005, 02:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (**MATEO** @ Jan 10 2005, 02:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-GeSuS_KRiST@Jan 10 2005, 05:31 PM
yea but u should just ignore that shit man and not diss other people with it... dont get me wrong im not gay at all its just no one stickers up got gay people on this site besides a select few and most gay guy are actually really fuckin cool
yea ur right im gonna stop dissing these cats im gonna respect them as graff artists and i hope they do the same to me [/b][/quote]
i jus look'd at 13 pages of all your bull shit posts.. and not one pix of your work..

i have no respect for you

**MATEO**
01-10-2005, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by Whoa@Jan 10 2005, 05:35 PM
Your mother doesnt count little man
some random for yall to choke on
i ATE pussy today
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/2183/babykitkat4zz.jpg

here we go
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/6379/candystory5xz.jpg
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/9168/copcar1zq.jpg
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/1843/engineering2ch.jpg
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/8672/head2dq.jpg
FOR TONY THIS NEXT ONE
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/4403/kitten8gz.jpg
:wub:
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/8426/monica8lw.jpg
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/5623/monkey1xc.jpg
you fu...... nope i said i wasnt gonna say shit

Whoa
01-10-2005, 04:45 PM
OH
dont start the canadian jokes :P

as Whoa would say



*****Z IS WHILIN

**MATEO**
01-10-2005, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by Whoa@Jan 10 2005, 05:45 PM
OH
dont start the canadian jokes :P

as Whoa would say



*****Z IS WHILIN
but really wat does it mean

**MATEO**
01-10-2005, 04:49 PM
ive heard people use it and im like say what is that owned or sumthin but a typo

GeSuS_KRiST
01-10-2005, 04:49 PM
LOL kay thats not a candian thing its an online nerd thing...

mateo pwned is a online term for gamers for such things as"you got served" or when they shut some one up so show them whos boss or simply get a kill on someone in counterstrike that was talking shit

and infer i try to keep the peace on this fourm cas i ddont like looking at beef i like bookin at graff and i was a mod on plenty of fourms so i try to keep shit on lock and people seem to respect my opinion on here

**MATEO**
01-10-2005, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by GeSuS_KRiST@Jan 10 2005, 05:49 PM
LOL kay thats not a candian thing its an online nerd thing...

mateo pwned is a online term for gamers for such things as"you got served" or when they shut some one up so show them whos boss or simply get a kill on someone in counterstrike that was talking shit

and infer i try to keep the peace on this fourm cas i ddont like looking at beef i like bookin at graff and i was a mod on plenty of fourms so i try to keep shit on lock and people seem to respect my opinion on here
OHH!.... thanks gesus

GeSuS_KRiST
01-10-2005, 04:53 PM
Y3a That 5h1t P15535 m3 0FF

:eidt: no problem now that the 3 oages of beef are over on with the flicks

Adamo
01-10-2005, 04:53 PM
man its fat geeky pimpled out american counter strike nerds who invented all that word and all that other stupid shit that comes with it

**MATEO**
01-10-2005, 04:56 PM
does n e one kno wher i can get a cheap digital cam... i wanna post sum flix so people dont make funs of me :(

GeSuS_KRiST
01-10-2005, 04:57 PM
yea ebay man thats where i got mine

**MATEO**
01-10-2005, 04:59 PM
yea but last time i orderd sumthin there it was a scam the thing didnt even work

meatgrinder
01-10-2005, 05:01 PM
SHUT UP.. THERE IS NOT ENUFF REFERENCE TO THIS GUY IN YOUR INTERBEEF
http://img35.exs.cx/img35/4686/eurjfdjd5jj.jpg

**MATEO**
01-10-2005, 05:02 PM
what the hell is that dude wearin

**MATEO**
01-10-2005, 05:06 PM
just to let evryone no i started graff last april or so when i was 12 but i didnt go out bombing untill early september so i might be a toy in ur eyes but my throw upps and taggs are much better than they were a couple months ago...... thats the downlo on me so yeah

GeSuS_KRiST
01-10-2005, 05:12 PM
hes into latex loks like shits really popular over seas in the fetis world.....

gesus is a porn star, but mateo thats why u got to READ what it says about the camera and only buy new items

Havoc411
01-10-2005, 05:19 PM
im posting from robotics. i build robots on thursday afternoons, but i got it all this week. im sitting next to a robot as a matter of fact. were making him pick up a PVC triangle. :ph34r:

meatgrinder
01-10-2005, 05:22 PM
http://www.rexdale.net/junk/mangled.JPG

Me around this time last year....

i_eat_clam
01-10-2005, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by **MATEO**+Jan 10 2005, 02:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (**MATEO** @ Jan 10 2005, 02:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-GeSuS_KRiST@Jan 10 2005, 05:49 PM
LOL kay thats not a candian thing its an online nerd thing...

mateo pwned is a online term for gamers for such things as"you got served" or when they shut some one up so show them whos boss or simply get a kill on someone in counterstrike that was talking shit

and infer i try to keep the peace on this fourm cas i ddont like looking at beef i like bookin at graff and i was a mod on plenty of fourms so i try to keep shit on lock and people seem to respect my opinion on here
OHH!.... thanks gesus [/b][/quote]
bla bla suck his dick.. u kno the deal

meatgrinder
01-10-2005, 05:34 PM
http://www.rexdale.net/junk/hunted.jpg

shut up..

i_eat_clam
01-10-2005, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by meatgrinder@Jan 10 2005, 03:34 PM
http://www.rexdale.net/junk/hunted.jpg

shut up..
id tax both they asses

Whoa
01-10-2005, 05:47 PM
get off his nuts
and change that damn signature its too big
bloody kids these days

bruce
01-10-2005, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by **MATEO**@Jan 10 2005, 06:44 PM
yo dont make fun of gesus hes like the coolest cat i kno and i look up tp him to as one of my fav artists
ahh great another fuckin christian convert...just what the world needs.

GeSuS_KRiST
01-10-2005, 05:50 PM
lol that not what yo momma said last night i eat calm ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;)

**MATEO**
01-10-2005, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by bruce+Jan 10 2005, 06:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bruce @ Jan 10 2005, 06:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-**MATEO**@Jan 10 2005, 06:44 PM
yo dont make fun of gesus hes like the coolest cat i kno and i look up tp him to as one of my fav artists
ahh great another fuckin christian convert...just what the world needs. [/b][/quote]
its true hes got sum ill shit.... i dont go to chuch

Whoa
01-10-2005, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by GeSuS_KRiST@Jan 10 2005, 06:50 PM
lol that not what yo momma said last night i eat calm ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;)
lol re read what ya just typed

it sounds like ya said


you told off his mom then had to mention you eat clams

ah ha ***** you be straight whilin'
dont go to chuch hey? looks like you dont go to school either :rolleyes:

i gots to take a shizit
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/379/dogfood0be.jpg

**MATEO**
01-10-2005, 06:01 PM
oh im ssry................. CHURCH!

i_eat_clam
01-10-2005, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by **MATEO**+Jan 10 2005, 03:53 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (**MATEO** @ Jan 10 2005, 03:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by bruce@Jan 10 2005, 06:48 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-**MATEO**@Jan 10 2005, 06:44 PM
yo dont make fun of gesus hes like the coolest cat i kno and i look up tp him to as one of my fav artists
ahh great another fuckin christian convert...just what the world needs.
its true hes got sum ill shit.... i dont go to chuch [/b][/quote]
Gesus has nothing ill on me... look at my skill..
ask anyone.. this burns gesus.. OooOoooooOoOOO pawnd!!1!1!!!!1
http://img52.exs.cx/img52/1664/fgdggdgf8zd.jpg

Whoa
01-10-2005, 06:11 PM
someone slept during sarcasm class

**MATEO**
01-10-2005, 06:12 PM
i kno i did whoa

**MATEO**
01-10-2005, 06:14 PM
i sleep through most classed actually

i_eat_clam
01-10-2005, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by **MATEO**@Jan 10 2005, 04:14 PM
i sleep through most classed actually
explains alot....

SALVO
01-10-2005, 06:53 PM
Beeonerism me thinks I observed a sticker of yours on broadway today, monday the 10th of January year 2005

GeSuS_KRiST
01-10-2005, 06:57 PM
lol oh and mateo if u havn't notice me and fable are homies...

mad
01-10-2005, 06:57 PM
^^what time?

there was a mateo in my class, he was croqasion or however you spell it
he was a real dork and had a unibrow i used make fun of him i never
see him anymore


lol one time everyone was making fun of his facial features then hes like stop making fun of my eyebrows then im like u mean brow u clown

it was funny but i think u had to be there

sbEr
01-10-2005, 06:58 PM
man mateo that girl in your sig is so fuckin hot. its distracting.

**MATEO**
01-10-2005, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by mad@Jan 10 2005, 07:57 PM
^^what time?

there was a mateo in my class, he was croqasion or however you spell it
he was a real dork and had a unibrow i used make fun of him i never
see him anymore


lol one time everyone was making fun of his facial features then hes like stop making fun of my eyebrows then im like u mean brow u clown

it was funny but i think u had to be there
well the word MATEO is spanish for matt so i was named this because im from the spanish speaking country of panama were most of my family resides and no i dont got a uni brown and shit and no im not a dork ..... wow im smart lol

mad
01-10-2005, 07:03 PM
every mateo perfectly fits my description so just stfu

**MATEO**
01-10-2005, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by mad@Jan 10 2005, 08:03 PM
every mateo perfectly fits my description so just stfu
well aparently not

**MATEO**
01-10-2005, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by GeSuS_KRiST@Jan 10 2005, 07:57 PM
lol oh and mateo if u havn't notice me and fable are homies...
whos fable lol

SALVO
01-10-2005, 07:08 PM
mateo, fucking get a smaller picture

**MATEO**
01-10-2005, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by Whoa@Jan 10 2005, 06:47 PM
get off his nuts
and change that damn signature its too big
bloody kids these days
i dont kno how my boi put it up for me cuz i didnt kno how to put it up

**MATEO**
01-10-2005, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by SALVO@Jan 10 2005, 08:08 PM
mateo, fucking get a smaller picture
i dont kno how to man

SALVO
01-10-2005, 07:16 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/bigpest/pic19uf.jpg

thats more like it

GeSuS_KRiST
01-10-2005, 07:18 PM
fabel is I_eat_calm..


im suprised the mods aint said nothing or anyone else for u posting after every post in this thread

**MATEO**
01-10-2005, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by SALVO@Jan 10 2005, 08:16 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/bigpest/pic19uf.jpg

thats more like it
thanks but how do i change it

**MATEO**
01-10-2005, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by GeSuS_KRiST@Jan 10 2005, 08:18 PM
fabel is I_eat_calm..


im suprised the mods aint said nothing or anyone else for u posting after every post in this thread
wait wat did u do

infer one
01-10-2005, 07:32 PM
and infer i try to keep the peace on this fourm cas i ddont like looking at beef i like bookin at graff and i was a mod on plenty of fourms so i try to keep shit on lock and people seem to respect my opinion on here

sorry gesus i just got this now...

calmlikeabomb
01-10-2005, 07:56 PM
dam mateo that chick has a nice round boody......whats her name?

Car2nist
01-10-2005, 07:58 PM
her name is car2nist

Havoc411
01-10-2005, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by **MATEO**+Jan 10 2005, 08:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (**MATEO** @ Jan 10 2005, 08:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-mad@Jan 10 2005, 07:57 PM
^^what time?

there was a mateo in my class, he was croqasion or however you spell it
he was a real dork and had a unibrow i used make fun of him i never
see him anymore


lol one time everyone was making fun of his facial features then hes like stop making fun of my eyebrows then im like u mean brow u clown

it was funny but i think u had to be there
well the word MATEO is spanish for matt so i was named this because im from the spanish speaking country of panama were most of my family resides and no i dont got a uni brown and shit and no im not a dork ..... wow im smart lol [/b][/quote]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU SAID UNI BROWN!!!!

the_uniBOMBER
01-10-2005, 08:09 PM
http://img31.exs.cx/img31/1073/pic19uf0sh.jpg

Here! The same image but half the size.

:edit: Mateo go into "My Controls" up at the top, left of the screen. Then go to "Edit Signature" in the bottom right. Then put http://img31.exs.cx/img31/1073/pic19uf0sh.jpg in the "IMG" button.

Havoc411
01-10-2005, 08:15 PM
i got this bored at robotics.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/Havoc411/bored.jpg

Havoc411
01-10-2005, 08:17 PM
i took this too
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/Havoc411/balls.jpg

infer one
01-10-2005, 08:47 PM
do the balls go in that box...?
are you guys bunnin?...

Havoc411
01-10-2005, 08:50 PM
bunnin?

GeSuS_KRiST
01-10-2005, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by Havoc411@Jan 10 2005, 09:15 PM
i got this bored at robotics.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/Havoc411/bored.jpg
http://img55.exs.cx/img55/461/P1090014.jpg


were soooo cool

infer one
01-10-2005, 08:57 PM
havoc wanna bun?

Havoc411
01-10-2005, 08:59 PM
if youre referring to my hair, or the hat or something. idk. its not my hat. lol, i really dont know what youre trying to say! :lol:

infer one
01-10-2005, 09:01 PM
bunning is my dick in your ass....
lmao, im sorry but the word is funny spread it around bs!

Havoc411
01-10-2005, 09:04 PM
oh, hahahhahahahahahahahahaha. did you come up with that?

infer one
01-10-2005, 09:08 PM
idk...me and some friends were luaghing at it because it was a funny word and every time i say it i have to luagh...listen to it... bun...im a loser i know, but its funny to me. and bun i think is a very old word not used anymore, just say it to a someone youll have a good time

calmlikeabomb
01-10-2005, 09:14 PM
hahaha I got confused....I saw it the bun deiscusion on the goodafternoon thread and came her and saw the same thing so I thought I was on the same thread hahahahahaah man I'm tired......

pSYKAOz
01-10-2005, 09:19 PM
haha inker is gay now??

your hot gesus ;)

calmlikeabomb
01-10-2005, 09:49 PM
http://www.breastenlargementmagazine.com/gifs/male_brain.gif

GeSuS_KRiST
01-10-2005, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by pSYKAOz@Jan 10 2005, 10:19 PM
haha inker is gay now??

your hot gesus ;)
u damn right!!!!

http://img54.exs.cx/img54/6521/P1110024.jpg

lol u can still see some of the uv acitvated yellow

calmlikeabomb
01-11-2005, 12:08 AM
that picture made you look sorta like one of those shrunken heads thats awsome!

bruce
01-11-2005, 02:36 AM
ahaha shrunken head gesus.

sbEr
01-11-2005, 03:00 AM
suit up.
http://img149.exs.cx/img149/3322/dsc001197hj.jpg

its sleddin time, men.

./sber

GeSuS_KRiST
01-11-2005, 03:39 AM
http://img73.exs.cx/img73/7351/ME17.jpg

aCId II nz
01-11-2005, 03:56 AM
haha gesus ur white im black.............haha first thing i say after two wekks or so haha

ching ching

fuck brains i just rebult my comp and now its all lited up...........

**MATEO**
01-11-2005, 06:22 AM
Originally posted by the_uniBOMBER@Jan 10 2005, 09:09 PM
http://img31.exs.cx/img31/1073/pic19uf0sh.jpg

Here! The same image but half the size.

:edit: Mateo go into "My Controls" up at the top, left of the screen. Then go to "Edit Signature" in the bottom right. Then put http://img31.exs.cx/img31/1073/pic19uf0sh.jpg in the "IMG" button.
thanks dawg

**MATEO**
01-11-2005, 06:24 AM
Originally posted by sbEr@Jan 11 2005, 04:00 AM
suit up.
http://img149.exs.cx/img149/3322/dsc001197hj.jpg

its sleddin time, men.

./sber
wow i thought i was the only one that wore bandanas over my face when bombing................ cant afford a respirator

aCId II nz
01-11-2005, 06:30 AM
haha word.........nah i got one dont use it tho.......its a poor world

ppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps sss

vegimite on toast
01-11-2005, 06:44 AM
Has any one in toronto ever heard of iish.

i_eat_clam
01-11-2005, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by **MATEO**@Jan 11 2005, 04:24 AM




wow i thought i was the only one that wore bandanas over my face when bombing
read that 5 times......


u sound like a dumb ass

GeSuS_KRiST
01-11-2005, 01:16 PM
... thats for hiding our identity not for resp issuses

infer one
01-11-2005, 01:17 PM
lmao that brain is awsome...lol...my brain is bunnin, sup guys

bruce
01-11-2005, 02:10 PM
http://www.porschefoto.nl/Smileys/1447.gif

mouhahaha. i thank flow for droppin this site...

bruce
01-11-2005, 02:38 PM
http://img118.exs.cx/img118/3639/untitled34hi.jpg

theres just no fuckin accountability these days...
i swears. mother nature is on some crazy ass medication....

Havoc411
01-11-2005, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by GeSuS_KRiST@Jan 11 2005, 02:16 PM
... thats for hiding our identity not for resp issuses
i wear my turquoise eye bar when im bombing tho

mad
01-11-2005, 02:48 PM
i got a red one and a black one to match with my shoes

Adamo
01-11-2005, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by vegimite on toast@Jan 11 2005, 08:44 AM
Has any one in toronto ever heard of iish.
apparently their e-train kings on vandalsquad.com....but i haven't seen shit by them on the street...unless their using another name

infer one
01-11-2005, 03:07 PM
I WEAR A BLUE RAG ON MY BACK SIDE....THATS THE CRIP SIDE! i guess snoop dog is a real crip! but i would rather be in g-unit then the crips...but its hard cuz im already in like latin kings and bloods but i would just go in g-unit...o yeah im straight up gangsta!....if i go bomb i wear nothing but if i was gonna wear a ski mask...its all black and gangsta.

infer one
01-11-2005, 03:09 PM
I WEAR A BLUE RAG ON MY BACK SIDE....THATS THE CRIP SIDE! i guess snoop dog is a real crip! but i would rather be in g-unit then the crips...but its hard cuz im already in like latin kings and bloods but i would just go in g-unit...o yeah im straight up gangsta!....if i go bomb i wear nothing but if i was gonna wear a ski mask...its all black and gangsta. :ph34r:

Havoc411
01-11-2005, 03:31 PM
sometimes i go bombing in this
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/Havoc411/mask.jpg

infer one
01-11-2005, 03:57 PM
thats gangsta

Havoc411
01-11-2005, 03:59 PM
soo gangsta it event says FUCK YOU

sika_2002
01-11-2005, 04:02 PM
HAHAHA, so it does

sbEr
01-11-2005, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by **MATEO**@Jan 11 2005, 07:24 AM
wow i thought i was the only one that wore bandanas over my face when bombing................ cant afford a respirator
i wear a respirator when i can

but

its winter, so the only thing i'm gonna be bombing is sledding hills.
bandanna keeps the ice-spray outta the face.

infer one
01-11-2005, 04:56 PM
i should be getting a FREE respirator soon!!!

**MATEO**
01-11-2005, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by sbEr+Jan 11 2005, 05:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sbEr @ Jan 11 2005, 05:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-**MATEO**@Jan 11 2005, 07:24 AM
wow i thought i was the only one that wore bandanas over my face when bombing................ cant afford a respirator
i wear a respirator when i can

but

its winter, so the only thing i'm gonna be bombing is sledding hills.
bandanna keeps the ice-spray outta the face. [/b][/quote]
that is so tru speacially here in NH!

sbEr
01-11-2005, 05:10 PM
make em say unghhh
i dont have a cam so i cant take more pics. and i dont have fotoshop so i cant get cool ass lookin bandanas :P
but...
http://img92.exs.cx/img92/6673/dsc001167xb.jpg
who's got the coolest glasses?

**MATEO**
01-11-2005, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by infer one@Jan 11 2005, 04:07 PM
I WEAR A BLUE RAG ON MY BACK SIDE....THATS THE CRIP SIDE! i guess snoop dog is a real crip! but i would rather be in g-unit then the crips...but its hard cuz im already in like latin kings and bloods but i would just go in g-unit...o yeah im straight up gangsta!....if i go bomb i wear nothing but if i was gonna wear a ski mask...its all black and gangsta.
my boi ryan does the same exact thang lol

**MATEO**
01-11-2005, 05:17 PM
i got 2 bandanas a green one and a black one that says GRAND THEFT AUTO SANANDREAS :P

sbEr
01-11-2005, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by **MATEO**@Jan 11 2005, 06:17 PM
i got 2 bandanas a green one and a black one that says GRAND THEFT AUTO SANANDREAS :P
oh shit, you got a san andy bandy?

whered you pilfer that sweet loot?