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theoneandonly
06-19-2004, 12:39 AM
JEEEEEEZ MIND YOU HYPOCRITE WHY DIDNT YOU SEARCH!!!!!!!! haha j/k flow got that hot link...how much do those triple x cans or whatever cost? and how big are they compared to industrial sized rusto...or how many oz in em?

the_uniBOMBER
06-19-2004, 12:42 AM
triple X (http://www.montana-paint.com/productinformation/montana-black/xxxl/index.php) Cans cost $7 US

Tony
06-19-2004, 12:46 AM
its 750 ml, a regular can is 400.

mindo
06-19-2004, 12:59 AM
Originally posted by Flow+Jun 19 2004, 01:37 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Flow &#064; Jun 19 2004, 01:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Voila&#33; your inventory? (http://bombingscience.com/graffitiforum/index.php?showtopic=83) [/b]
thank you funk master flow

<!--QuoteBegin-theoneandonly@Jun 19 2004, 01:39 AM
JEEEEEEZ MIND YOU HYPOCRITE WHY DIDNT YOU SEARCH&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; haha j/k flow got that hot link...how much do those triple x cans or whatever cost? and how big are they compared to industrial sized rusto...or how many oz in em? [/quote]
too tired and lazy...the can cost me like &#036;14 or 16..i don&#39;t know....i&#39;m not going to use it..i just wanted it for my shelf...it looks sexy.

ViKn
06-19-2004, 01:01 AM
The Triple X is actually a good deal its 93 Cents per ml and the 400ml is abou 1.13 per ml according to the online store

I HAVE SUPERIOR MATH SKILLS :D

CR4CK4 SM4CK4
06-19-2004, 01:06 AM
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9028/425443.jpg

random

CR4CK4 SM4CK4
06-19-2004, 01:10 AM
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/2418/tanks-fucking-thumb.jpg

random #2

Good night.

fae
06-19-2004, 01:50 AM
http://www.electricbugaloo.com/humor/kitties.jpg

CaliforniaSkan
06-19-2004, 02:27 AM
I found a half a can of flat white on the floor on my way home right now. Goodnight.

ares
06-19-2004, 03:00 AM
I drank too much, and I bought two hotdogs from 711 on the way hoime tonight.

It&#39;s 4:00Am; Good mornign.

CR4CK4 SM4CK4
06-19-2004, 03:02 AM
ahh yes

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/8254/chien.gif

Good morning to you too.

ares
06-19-2004, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by ares@Jun 19 2004, 03:00 AM
I drank too much, and I bought two hotdogs from 711 on the way hoime tonight.

It&#39;s 4:00Am; Good mornign.
Bump for spelling mistakes, and not having a bad hangover.


Posting some funk this weekend, stay locked.

odd_laws_broke
06-19-2004, 05:20 PM
Where the FUCK can you still get 99 cent cans in mtl? I&#39;ll settle for a buck 50. Not no two bucks at walmart for shit black and white.

Flow
06-19-2004, 10:33 PM
Pop, pop, pop&#33; It&#39;s a&#39;splode&#33;

http://www.frontierfireworks.com/products/blockbus.jpg
http://www.frontierfireworks.com/products/blackcat.jpg
http://www.frontierfireworks.com/products/wow.jpg
http://www.frontierfireworks.com/products/dirtydancing.gif
http://www.frontierfireworks.com/products/boogie.gif

OK, this no splode but y&#39;all know what it is.
http://www.frontierfireworks.com/products/snakes.gif

genome
06-19-2004, 10:37 PM
god damn i wish i lived in the us for halloween. fireworks suck. except compact humaroos GATGAT

afterten
06-19-2004, 10:55 PM
if someone can find me a good host, i&#39;ll gladly drop video footage of me with fireworks taped to my head running around getting burned.

Tony
06-19-2004, 11:00 PM
^^ that video is awesome

ViKn
06-20-2004, 12:33 AM
Put on your favorite music then sit back for the Fun time party hour (http://members.lycos.co.uk/kcowboy/Photoshop/a.swf)


I made this a LOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago

ares
06-22-2004, 08:51 PM
Lets keep it bumped..

http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v171/iregrettommorow/IM001510.jpg
http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v171/iregrettommorow/IM001522.jpg
http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v171/iregrettommorow/IM001488.jpg
http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v171/iregrettommorow/connector1.jpg
http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v171/iregrettommorow/connector3.jpg
http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v171/iregrettommorow/connector2.jpg

ViKn
06-22-2004, 08:58 PM
Hot pictures


nice pussy

afterten
06-22-2004, 09:01 PM
autoracks never stop here. :angry:

the_uniBOMBER
06-22-2004, 09:05 PM
http://www.willbone.com/Random/tribalhunt1lfr1qn_medium.jpg
http://www.disparatedan.com/bday/images/random%20lezza%20in%20a%20viking%20hat.jpg
^^^ bump for vikings
http://www.bu.edu/bike/main/random/comix.gif
http://www.olegvolk.net/olegv/newsite/knoxville/tam-random_s.jpg

ViKn
06-22-2004, 09:14 PM
loving all this pussy,

http://people.cs.uchicago.edu/~levow/images/cats.jpg
http://www.turbid.com/images/photos/cats.jpg
http://cns-web.bu.edu/~cindy/cats.jpg
mmm black pussy
http://www.mbinde.com/quilts/cats/cats-480.jpg
http://www.polkonline.com/images/091900/cats-galore.jpg
Sad story (http://www.polkonline.com/stories/091900/sta_cats-galore.shtml)

afterten
06-22-2004, 10:41 PM
cats huh?

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/creepy%20eyes%20cat.jpg
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/cripple%20cat.jpg
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/fatty%20cat.jpg
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/fight%20cat.jpg
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/glass_cat.jpg
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/hahahah%20cat.jpg
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/kitty%20bite.jpg
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/kittylaunch.gif
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/mutant%20cat.jpg
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/rape%20cat.jpg

meow

the_uniBOMBER
06-22-2004, 10:45 PM
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/mutant%20cat.jpg



^^^ holy shit that is one funny cat&#33; i&#39;ve been laughing at it for a while now

afterten
06-22-2004, 10:45 PM
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/shaved.jpg
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/satan.jpg
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/underbite%20cat.jpg
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/bugcat.jpg
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/catitude.jpg
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/cutekitten.jpg
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/fisheyecat.jpg
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/lazycat.jpg
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/passedoutcat.jpg
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/sumocat.jpg

af&#39;s got &#39;em

ViKn
06-22-2004, 10:55 PM
2 sites devoted to animals that will make you say wtf, first the most amazing dog ever: Panda dog (http://www.angelfire.com/anime4/pandadog/Enter/PandaDog.htm) and then the craziest bunnies ever (http://home.pacbell.net/bettychu/2003allbreedbisris/BIS.html)

the_uniBOMBER
06-22-2004, 11:00 PM
http://www.nenc.net/images/CAT_0060a.JPG
http://xernet.xj.cninfo.net/TUKU/CATS/cat_0010.jpg
http://www.setupray.com/Entertainment/animal/cat/Cat_02.jpg
http://www.setupray.com/Entertainment/animal/cat/cat5.jpg
http://www.madry.ru/stories/cats4_files/33.jpg
http://www.madry.ru/stories/cats_files/post-13-1045479207.jpg
http://www.madry.ru/stories/cats_files/post-13-1045478808.jpg
http://www.madry.ru/stories/cats_files/post-13-1045478680.jpg
^^ bump for huge pussy

ViKn
06-22-2004, 11:01 PM
and now back to your regular schedualed pussy


http://www.madry.ru/stories/cats_files/post-13-1045479207.jpg
http://www.madry.ru/stories/cats_files/post-13-1045478808.jpg
http://www.madry.ru/stories/cats_files/post-13-1045478680.jpg
http://www.madry.ru/stories/cats_files/post-13-1045480447.jpg
http://www.madry.ru/stories/cats1_files/72000000.jpg
http://www.madry.ru/stories/cats4_files/33.jpg

ares
06-22-2004, 11:12 PM
http://www.madry.ru/stories/cats_files/post-13-1045479207.jpg

Bump for those eyes.

http://tpb.locals.ca/images/tpb_05d_bike_small.gifhttp://tpb.locals.ca/images/tpb_05d_bike_small.gifhttp://tpb.locals.ca/images/tpb_05d_bike_small.gifhttp://tpb.locals.ca/images/tpb_05d_bike_small.gif

secto
06-23-2004, 06:54 AM
Originally posted by ares@Jun 18 2004, 04:57 PM
I have another small Vadim story. It happened in the same time period as the first three. So one day, me, a few girls, Vadim, and some guy were all chilling, having a few drinks when Vadim randomly gets up, and tells us he&#39;s leaving. Buddy left the liquor(which he paid for), and the second he hit the door, we all had a few rounds of shots. So a couple hours, and a 26er of vodka later, Vadim phones one of the girls cell. He tells her he&#39;s at some park, but he&#39;s about to head home, and get his half ounce, and come over and smoke us(out the the worst bong I&#39;d ever seen. It was leaky, had a plastic bowl, with a tin foil screen. Luckily I had a bong on me, so we used that, and he proceeded to jock me because of how well I make bongs, but thats because he&#39;s dump.). So were all hyped, because we pretty much planned to get him to smoke us all of his weed. Well, an hour or so later, he stops by(He never knocked, he&#39;d just walk in.). No one says hi to him, the first thing mentioned was weed. He gives us the "I&#39;m so fucking stupid look", and throws this little peice of ceran(?) wrap on the table. I goto unwrap it, and what do you know, it&#39;s a little peice of weed. Actually, little is an understatement. I swear, there couldn&#39;t have been more than 0.1g. One of the girls asks where the rest of it is, and he freaks out, and punches the wall. We started hitting the bottle rather early that day, so at this point its only early evening. Me and the girls pitch a few bucks, and ask Vadim to pick us up some more Vodka(We only had about &#036;10, so the rest came out of his pocket), and he said that was cool. Another 26er, and a couple packs of coolers later, we decide to call it a night(at 6am), and we all pass out.

Those were some blurry times, and I know there was more Vadim stories, so if I remember any more, I&#39;ll post up.

And for those who might be wondering, I did not make Vadim or any of these stories up. This kid exists, and is fucked up, and Secto can vouch.
HAHAHAHAHAHA, oh man, i completely forgot about that kid and those stories. he was by far, one of the most fucked up kid ive ever met.

pSYKAOz
06-23-2004, 07:18 AM
never seen so much weird pussy in my life. i feel humbled.

glue
06-23-2004, 07:48 AM
pussy is good, but this is the best pussy ever
http://img73.photobucket.com/albums/v221/scottfoo/kittylaunch.gif

diss co
06-23-2004, 09:55 AM
12oz bitta

pSYKAOz
06-23-2004, 10:04 AM
speaking of cheap cans... i used to get 1.50&#036; cans at C.tire but seems like they dont sell em nemore... well now its abit different and 2&#036; sometihng

odd_laws_broke
06-23-2004, 12:13 PM
The non brand-name c. tire cans aren&#39;t too bad for filler, but they suck shit on many levels, being that I don&#39;t think they compatible with any caps except the stock lined ones. Walmart champion brand is just horrid, not compatible with anything either and they cover like urine. Don&#39;t buy that shit.

glue
06-23-2004, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by diss co@Jun 23 2004, 09:55 AM
12oz bitta
i stole it from afterten

the home depot cans for 2.97 are pretty good(quick colur i think). canadian tire has krylon, but there cheep paint sucks.

CaliforniaSkan
06-23-2004, 01:57 PM
I hate cats.

Msfyt
06-23-2004, 02:06 PM
booo i hate you&#33;&#33;&#33; :P
jokes

ps how do i know if my pussy (cat) is pregnant?

odd_laws_broke
06-23-2004, 02:19 PM
y&#39;all know i always be puffin on the random ism.

CaliforniaSkan
06-23-2004, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by Msfyt@Jun 23 2004, 02:06 PM
ps how do i know if my pussy (cat) is pregnant?
Your pussy (cat) stops bleeding every month.

odd_laws_broke
06-23-2004, 02:23 PM
If your pussy starts fiending for Ben and Jerry&#39;s Half-Baked ice cream at 3 o&#39;clock in the morning.

Wait a second...

Msfyt
06-23-2004, 02:27 PM
mm b&j half baked

no really though, i think my cat is preggy, how do i know?

the_uniBOMBER
06-23-2004, 02:28 PM
take her to a vet.... or just wait. maybe your cats just fat




well im off to get some ice cream

odd_laws_broke
06-23-2004, 02:44 PM
You definitely don&#39;t want your cat to start droppin babies on the persian rug, the smell and stain never fades. Constant reminder of the beauty of birth.

cbc
06-23-2004, 02:49 PM
i wish i had a persian rug that smelled like that^ id sell it on ebay and be claim that it was liek new and had a nice eroma

odd_laws_broke
06-23-2004, 02:51 PM
Word@selling misleading products on e-bay then vanishing when the complaints start rolling in. Or you can just call it a scratch&#39;n&#39;sniff carpet.

Tony
06-23-2004, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by Msfyt@Jun 23 2004, 12:27 PM
mm b&j half baked

no really though, i think my cat is preggy, how do i know?
*pulls out big book of cats*



The first unmistakable signs of pregnancy occur about three weeks after a femal cat has mated: her nipples become quite pink and the surrounding hair recedes slightly. in this same time the cat will have grown about 2-3 pounds heavyer.




if you need more info PM me, i&#39;ll be happy to type it out :)

afterten
06-23-2004, 03:33 PM
Dear Dr. Tony,

My nipples have gotten pinker and I&#39;ve begun to gain weight. Do you think there could be a "bun in the oven"?

love always and forever,
-af

Tony
06-23-2004, 04:45 PM
Af, you most definately have a bun in the oven.


someone got lucky.



- Dr. Tony

Super Keen
06-23-2004, 05:24 PM
I have ninja turtles action figure
whu, whu?

ballo¢ks
06-23-2004, 06:24 PM
http://www.ninjaturtles.com/toys/1991/rapmike.jpg
http://www.ninjaturtles.com/toys/1988/krang.jpg

odd_laws_broke
06-23-2004, 07:10 PM
Imagine you started a graffiti removal company and you bombed the shit outta your best client`s establishments. I SMELL MONEY.

Who`s down?

glue
06-23-2004, 07:11 PM
im down what do i hit up?

odd_laws_broke
06-23-2004, 07:22 PM
Gotta start a company first and build a list of clientele. :lol:

glue
06-23-2004, 07:23 PM
well ill start bombing anyways, youl catch up sooner or later.

Super Keen
06-23-2004, 07:23 PM
Oh man, those ninja turltes where mad dope, I have the rockin leonardo, among others, to bad my F&#39;n scanner is a piece of shit
farty poo poo fuck

CR4CK4 SM4CK4
06-23-2004, 07:36 PM
My favorites the person with the nunchakus, DUAH DUAH DUAH&#33;&#33;&#33;

boo-yaka
06-23-2004, 08:17 PM
http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v240/yoguyyoguy/chase.jpg
Just another photo for the cat lovers.

pSYKAOz
06-23-2004, 08:20 PM
yo i love their 1.50&#036; cans while they had em... sure uts glass and all... but they take germ outties, nythings and rusto fats.

and they tag so nice with nythins... good pressure and if u fill with the stocks its quick as hell and does a very opaque fill...

glue
06-24-2004, 11:06 AM
http://img73.photobucket.com/albums/v221/scottfoo/kgkl.jpg hair
http://img73.photobucket.com/albums/v221/scottfoo/lk.jpg this guy is a turtle&#33;

square
06-24-2004, 11:22 AM
trolls were the best. that hair is badass.

whOaHT
06-24-2004, 11:24 AM
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/9953/cats1.jpg
i love this pic
ah ha :)

odd_laws_broke
06-24-2004, 12:11 PM
Smoke smoke smoke the random ism.

Super Keen
06-24-2004, 12:19 PM
looks like its time to remove my pantalooms and go running through times square screaming like ahowler monkey
poo poo
pee pee

glue
06-24-2004, 12:28 PM
http://img73.photobucket.com/albums/v221/scottfoo/poo.jpg
poo

Super Keen
06-24-2004, 12:32 PM
You missed the Power Dump, and the Hersey Squirts, not to mention the weird green shit from outer space

jade
06-24-2004, 01:02 PM
well i know ya&#39;ll like kitty cats so........

kitty cats (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/kittyplay.mpeg)

whOaHT
06-24-2004, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by Super Keen@Jun 24 2004, 12:32 PM
You missed the Power Dump, and the Hersey Squirts, not to mention the weird green shit from outer space
ah ha
green apple splatters my friend&#33;

glue
06-24-2004, 01:09 PM
whaaaaaa... you fucking nasty&#33; please nobody... post dogs givin themselves...

afterten
06-24-2004, 02:28 PM
haha, classic video. that music gets me in the mood too.

Super Keen
06-24-2004, 02:41 PM
if i sold my gitch collection on ebay would anybody bid?

Tony
06-24-2004, 02:41 PM
that cat has atleast an inch on af.

Tony
06-24-2004, 03:05 PM
sorry to double post but...




Movie and TV Stars:
Robert Mitchum - Famous actor and one of the first celebrity victims of marijuana prohibition. Mitchum was arrested in a 1948 stakeout in Laurel Canyon, CA.
Source: High Times

Bob Denver - Played lovable character &#39;Gilligan&#39; on popular 60&#39;s television show Gilligan&#39;s Island. Arrested in 1998 after a package containing two ounces of marijuana was delivered to his West Virginia house.
Source: Associated Press, Princeton, WV

Oliver Stone - Filmmaker of renowned movies JFK, Platoon and Born on the Fourth of July, pulled over by police officers for driving erratically and subsequently arrested when hash and painkillers were found in his car.
Source: San Francisco Chronicle, August 25, 1999

Matthew McConaughey - Actor in such popular movies as Dazed and Confused and Amistad busted in his Texas home after numerous noise complaints from neighbors. Officers saw him dancing naked and playing bongos. He was arrested and booked on suspicion of possession of marijuana and paraphernalia.
Source: Houston Chronicle, October 26, 1999

Brad Renfro - Actor in 1994 movie The Client arrested on marijuana (and cocaine charges).
Source: The Associated Press, April 6, 1999

Musicians, Singers and Performers:
Whitney Houston - Grammy winning pop diva was busted boarding an airplane in Hawaii. Officers found 15.2 grams in her bag.
Source: Boston Globe, January 17, 2000

Ray Price - 73 year old country music singer was arrested in his Texas home for possession of marijuana.
Source: San Francisco Chronicle, March 26, 1999

Snoop Doggy Dog - Famous rapper and protégé of Dr. Dre arrested at a Los Angeles comedy club for possession of less than an ounce of marijuana.
Source: San Francisco Examiner, May 3, 1998

Savion Glover - Tony-winning tap dancer was charged with disorderly conduct after police pulled his car over in New York City. He was smoking a "blunt" in his car and police charged him with possession of marijuana.
Source: Washington Post, June 12, 1996

James Brown - Godfather of Soul busted on marijuana and other charges.
Source: Reuters, Aiken, SC, January 29, 1998

The Rolling Stones - Band members were busted several times in 1967.
Source: High Times

Willie Nelson - Busted in Texas in 1995 with pot in his car. Charges were dropped later when search was determined to be illegal.
Source: High Times

David Lee Roth - Former Van Halen front man busted in 1993 in New York City after buying a "dime" bag from an informant.

Louis Armstrong - Legendary trumpeter busted in 1931 outside of an LA jazz club.
Source: High Times

The Grateful Dead - Their infamous house at 710 Ashbury was raided in 1967. Band members Bob Weir and Pigpen were arrested. Amazingly the police didn&#39;t find the pot hidden in a kitchen pantry.
Source: High Times

Gene Krupa - Jazz drummer arrested in 1943 in San Francisco after LA narcotic officers followed him. They seized the pot and he spent 84 days in jail.
Source: High Times

Carlos Santana - Legendary Grammy award winning guitar player busted at Houston Airport in 1991 for transporting five grams of marijuana from Mexico.
Source: High Times

Freddy Fender - Tex-Mex pop star busted in Louisiana in 1960 for less than six grams of pot.
Source: High Times

Flavor Flav - Sidekick to Chuck D. in Public Enemy busted in 1996 while riding his bike in the Bronx. New York Police officers noticed a bulge in his jacket and stopped him. They found a kilo-sized brick of marijuana on him.
Source: High Times

A.) The Beatles
John Lennon - Famed front man of The Beatles busted for hash in London in 1968. 5 years later almost deported from America because of the charges.
Source: High Times

Paul McCartney - Beatle and long time pro-pot advocate was busted several times throughout the 70&#39;s and 80&#39;s.
Source: High Times

George Harrison - Beatle arrested in London in 1969 after they raided his home and found 570 "grains" of pot.
Source: High Times

OTHER NOTABLES: Ray Charles 1961, Bunny Wailer 1967, David Bowie & Iggy Pop 1976, Neil Diamond 1976, Notorious BIG 1996, and Queen Latifah 1996.
Source: Wire service, news articles and High Times

Athletes:
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar - Former Lakers star busted at Pearson International Airport in Toronto Canada with six grams of marijuana by U.S. Customs officials. Paid &#036;500 fine. Jabbar claims to have used marijuana for years to successfully treat severe migraine headaches.
Source: Associated Press Toronto March 20, 1998

Robert Parish - Boston Celtics star arrested in 1991 when police intercepted two ounces of pot being shipped Federal Express to his Massachusetts house. He paid a &#036;37 fine.
Source: High Times

Ferguson Jenkins - Pitcher and Cy Young award winner busted in 1980 for possessing hash.
Source: High Times

Orlando Cepeda - Former San Francisco Giant and MVP award winner in 1967, charged with smuggling 160 pounds of marijuana from Puerto Rico to Miami in 1976.
Source: High Times

Vernon Maxwell - Former Houston Rocket busted in Texas in 1995 after running a red light. Police found a gram of pot in a baggie on the floor of his car.
Source: High Times

Ross Rebagliati - 1998 gold-medalist snow boarder from Canada who almost had his medal taken away when traces of THC were found in his system.
Source: High Times

Isiah Rider - Former Portland Trail Blazer&#39;s guard arrested in 1996 when officers observed him in a car attempting to smoke marijuana from a soda can. He was charged with possession of less than one ounce of marijuana.
Source: The Register-Guard, December 10, 1998

Allen Iverson - 76ers franchise player busted in 1997 on marijuana charges.
Source: Wire reports and High Times

Mookie Blaylock - Atlanta Hawks star busted in 1997 when drug sniffing dogs uncovered marijuana on him in a Vancouver Canada airport.
Source: Wire reports

Marcus Camby - New York Knick busted for marijuana in 1997, performed community service and the charges were eventually dropped.
Source: Wire reports

Chris Webber - Sacramento Kings player charged with marijuana possession and assaulting a police officer in 1998. He was pulled over and he resisted the police officer. The vehicle was impounded and traces of marijuana were found inside.
Source: CannabisNews.com

Khalid El-Amin - Point guard for University of Connecticut during their championship season, busted a month after championship game against Duke. During a stop for a traffic violation a small amount of marijuana was found on him.
Source: Middletown Press, April 16, 1999

Todd Marinovich - Former USC and Raiders quarterback arrested for growing one pot plant in his house in 1996.
Source: High Times

Cultural Icons:
Timothy Leary, MD - LSD guru arrested after a small amount of marijuana was planted on him in 1968. He received a 10-year sentence but would escape and be re-captured in Afghanistan. He was in jail until 1976.
Source: High Times

Ken Kesey - Author of One Flew Over the Cuckoo&#39;s Nest and chief Merry Prankster arrested twice for marijuana in 1966. He fled to Mexico, turned himself in, and spent 5 months in jail.
Source: High Times

Neal Cassady - Famous &#39;Beat&#39; and road partner of Jack Kerouac arrested in 1958 after selling two joints to undercover agents.
Source: High Times

John Sinclair - Founder of White Panther Party and manager of rock band MC5 busted after being set up by undercover agents in 1967. He served two years of a ten-year sentence for possessing two joints.
Source: High Times

Super Keen
06-24-2004, 03:10 PM
That was a gooooooooooooooood read

willie nelson is so awesome

odd_laws_broke
06-24-2004, 07:52 PM
HAHAHAHAHAH :lol: FKN Furcadia. I used to know a girl that played that game. What a freak. I understand your reasons for wanting to own a gun, Ares. I bet you have one hot aunt.

odd_laws_broke
06-24-2004, 07:56 PM
:lol: I mistook the first page for the last, oh well.

whOaHT
06-25-2004, 09:40 AM
funny pics to start your day off good :P

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/6394/11th20Commandment.jpg
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/4171/cj_36017.jpg
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/8705/cj_36048.jpg
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/2875/cj_36053.jpg
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/6034/Marching20To20Adulthood.jpg
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/6200/mnm.jpg

CR4CK4 SM4CK4
06-25-2004, 11:27 AM
HAHAHAhA RAY CHARELS&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

funny stuff woaht

jade
06-25-2004, 01:50 PM
funny article i read the other day




ST. PAUL. Minn.-- A goodnight kiss turned into a man&#39;s nightmare when his girlfriend bit off part of his tongue.
The 43-year-old woman told police she became frightened Wednesday morning when her boyfriend squeezed her too tightly while they kissed -- and her reflex was to bite down.

"I guess I bit down too hard," the woman told officers, adding that she has been victimized by men in the past.

The woman was arrested and could be charged Thursday in Ramsey County, investigators said.

Her 47-year-old boyfriend walked with the woman from her home to a restaurant, where they called police around 3:10 a.m. He was treated at a hospital.

Officers went to the woman&#39;s home to look for the tongue, but they couldn&#39;t find it.

The woman, who had been drinking with her boyfriend, told police she doesn&#39;t remember what happened to the end of his tongue. Police estimate that it measured about 1.5 inches.

She might have swallowed it, the woman said.

Super Keen
06-25-2004, 03:16 PM
Is the dude being treated at the John Bobbit hospital?
John Bobbit go his wang chopped off

square
06-25-2004, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by Tony@Jun 24 2004, 03:05 PM
He was arrested and booked on suspicion of possession of marijuana and paraphernalia.
Source: Houston Chronicle, October 26, 1999

hahaha, this one right here perfectly demonstrates exactly how wack the united states are. suspicion...hahahaha.

cant believe these archaic pot laws are still going on, people are so stupid.

a possible sentence of 10 years in jail for 2 joints? your potheads are getting fucked over as if they were rapists.

jade
06-26-2004, 12:34 AM
LOOK WHA I CAN DO



http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00440979f00000024.jpg

genome
06-26-2004, 02:21 AM
i heard one of the olson twins checked herself in for anorexihoweverthefuck you spell it

jade
06-26-2004, 02:37 AM
i got apic of them anerexic chicks
it shall be posted in few minutes

Tony
06-26-2004, 03:04 AM
http://www.devilsgun.com/misc/1.jpg

mindo
06-26-2004, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by Tony@Jun 26 2004, 04:04 AM
http://www.devilsgun.com/misc/1.jpg
should have posted the rest tony.

http://www.devilsgun.com/misc/2.jpg
http://www.devilsgun.com/misc/3.jpg
http://www.devilsgun.com/misc/4.jpg
http://www.devilsgun.com/misc/5.jpg
http://www.devilsgun.com/misc/6.jpg

and then there&#39;s always this one for a good time.

http://www.devilsgun.com/illusion.html

square
06-26-2004, 04:00 PM
ocb slims are nice...only other kingsize i found that are as thin as rizla silver kingsize, except they were out years earlier.

love the backwards roll, smokin as little paper aspossible :D

the half tobacco sucks though. playmobile guys dont know shit

Tony
06-26-2004, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by mindo@Jun 26 2004, 01:27 PM
should have posted the rest tony.
i only wanted to post that one. otherwise, i would have posted them all.

whOaHT
06-26-2004, 05:16 PM
ah ha fuckin classic lollll
and yah one of the olsen girls is in a clinic cause she rather throw up then eat&#33;

dcite
06-26-2004, 08:51 PM
thats just craze

Tony
06-26-2004, 11:22 PM
http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v292/glewone/DSCF0747.jpg




for ares:

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v292/glewone/DSCF0754.jpg

genome
06-27-2004, 02:20 AM
&#39;some people are staying with us for the next few days&#39;
great

&#39;they bought a hosue in newbrunswick and they have to stay here until their plane leaves&#39;
alright

&#39;a man and a woman&#39;
fine

&#39;and two little babies&#39;
fuck

&#39;and there loud fucking babies to&#39;
god damn it

&#39;and oh yea there taking your fat bed into the guest room so they have 2 beds and you have none, therefore no bitches for a week&#39;
are you kidding me

&#39;heres a sleeping bag&#39;
mother cunt dink anus fuck

mindo
06-27-2004, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by genome@Jun 27 2004, 03:20 AM
&#39;some people are staying with us for the next few days&#39;
great

&#39;they bought a hosue in newbrunswick and they have to stay here until their plane leaves&#39;
alright

&#39;a man and a woman&#39;
fine

&#39;and two little babies&#39;
fuck

&#39;and there loud fucking babies to&#39;
god damn it

&#39;and oh yea there taking your fat bed into the guest room so they have 2 beds and you have none, therefore no bitches for a week&#39;
are you kidding me

&#39;heres a sleeping bag&#39;
mother cunt dink anus fuck
brutal...go fuck the dudes wife.

Flow
06-27-2004, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by Tony@Jun 27 2004, 12:22 AM
for ares:

Awww... The sky looks so pretty with the annual B.C. fires reflecting off the clouds.

bbbbbbbbbbbbb
06-27-2004, 02:05 PM
Me and my friend opened the door from the outside into one of those emergency exit things in the subway. It was fun.

http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00399917f00000094.jpg
http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00399917f00000095.jpg

dcite
06-27-2004, 02:41 PM
yo that looks scary, man ,like some kind of abandoned building.

you know in the first place you come to when you get to the bs forums, it says

12 guests 28 members 0 anonomys members or whatever,

whats anonymous members?

Tony
06-27-2004, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by Flow+Jun 27 2004, 11:32 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Flow @ Jun 27 2004, 11:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Tony@Jun 27 2004, 12:22 AM
for ares:

Awww... The sky looks so pretty with the annual B.C. fires reflecting off the clouds. [/b][/quote]
:lol:



apperantly we have like 7 times more fires at this time then we did last year.



http://www.graysage.com/cg/fire/okfire6.jpg
http://www.graysage.com/cg/fire/forest_fire_July_16_03_197.jpg

geezpot
06-27-2004, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by Flow+Jun 27 2004, 11:32 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Flow @ Jun 27 2004, 11:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Tony@Jun 27 2004, 12:22 AM
for ares:

Awww... The sky looks so pretty with the annual B.C. fires reflecting off the clouds. [/b][/quote]
haha
Totally true, it almost looks like a close up of a nuclear mushroom cloud


sidenote-does anybody know where I can find gif files of a-bomb footage?

FOEone
06-27-2004, 06:23 PM
http://tsfcrew.250free.com/SICpm.jpg

hahahahaha anyone remember this?

Tony
06-27-2004, 06:27 PM
its ruuioh&#33;

FOEone
06-27-2004, 06:28 PM
what? what are you talking about? it&#39;s pusion, that toy from like a year ago.

ares
06-27-2004, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by square@Jun 26 2004, 04:00 PM
the half tobacco sucks though. playmobile guys dont know shit
Those aren&#39;t playmobile, their Lego.

Nice flick Tony.

http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v171/iregrettommorow/randomism/IM001552.jpg

http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v171/iregrettommorow/randomism/IM001560.jpg

http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v171/iregrettommorow/randomism/IM001575.jpg

http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v171/iregrettommorow/randomism/IM001569.jpg
Fuck haters.

dcite
06-27-2004, 06:47 PM
IS THERE A STENCIL THREAD?? i want to make one..

dcite
06-27-2004, 07:56 PM
man, i thought a stencil flick thread was a good idea.

FOEone
06-27-2004, 07:57 PM
ten flick minimum to start a new picture thread.

dcite
06-27-2004, 08:34 PM
ahh, i see. allright, ill gather some, and give it a try another day

ViKn
06-27-2004, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by FOEone@Jun 27 2004, 06:28 PM
what? what are you talking about? it&#39;s pusion, that toy from like a year ago.
wassent it Fusion, i wassent even active and i remember that guy

FOEone
06-27-2004, 08:46 PM
yeah, but everyone gave him a hard time because his F&#39;s looked like P&#39;s

lmao we gave him so much shit for that "Yo, Sic, PM me&#33;"

Lazer
06-27-2004, 08:47 PM
those loops pics are nuts

dcite
06-27-2004, 08:49 PM
allright&#33; i made the BS top 3 posters of today&#33;

dcite
06-27-2004, 09:01 PM
wow, theres at least like 400 people who are members of this forum who have 0 posts. thats whack

Tony
06-27-2004, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by FOEone@Jun 27 2004, 04:28 PM
what? what are you talking about? it&#39;s pusion, that toy from like a year ago.
i know who it is foe, it was a joke, that throw looks like "ruuioh"

ViKn
06-27-2004, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by FOEone@Jun 27 2004, 08:46 PM
yeah, but everyone gave him a hard time because his F&#39;s looked like P&#39;s

lmao we gave him so much shit for that "Yo, Sic, PM me&#33;"
i remember seeing one of his pictures, and he wrote Bombingscience.com by one of his bombs

Edit: 300 posts...WORD B)

dcite
06-27-2004, 09:52 PM
are you serious? thats so craze. thats like false advertising

Mister Elmo
06-27-2004, 10:39 PM
http://img74.photobucket.com/albums/v226/MisterElmo/Flicks/Picture_083edit.jpg
My bass and my board.

Mister Elmo
06-27-2004, 10:40 PM
*Sorry about the size.

Lazer
06-27-2004, 10:55 PM
chocolate boards are nuts, pretty light too

ZONE
06-27-2004, 11:50 PM
http://www.uploadimages.net/images/628634upload.JPG
http://www.uploadimages.net/images/343311upload1.JPG
http://www.uploadimages.net/images/442393upload2.JPG
http://www.uploadimages.net/images/036641upload3.JPG

-ZONE-

ViKn
06-28-2004, 12:00 AM
woah...Since when is there another Zone on here

secto
06-28-2004, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by Mister Elmo@Jun 27 2004, 10:39 PM
http://img74.photobucket.com/albums/v226/MisterElmo/Flicks/Picture_083edit.jpg

AMEN&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; fuck yeah, such a great band.

dcite
06-28-2004, 10:07 AM
yo, number one poster of the day at 10:00, right here.

Logik
06-28-2004, 11:12 AM
http://lw-fin.org/totoro.jpg
Totoro IS AWESOME.

dcite
06-28-2004, 11:17 AM
^^ hahaha

mr. she77
06-28-2004, 12:57 PM
ok so here is my first post of pictures in the randomism thread...

http://img4.imgspot.com/u/04/179/17/hospital1copy.jpg
this was this winter at the hospital from when i fuekced up my wrist/hand in the park... the doctor was like touching me and shit the whole time and thats the reason im on he edge of the bed thing haha
http://img4.imgspot.com/u/04/179/17/IMG0864.JPG
http://img4.imgspot.com/u/04/179/17/IMG0042.jpg
http://img4.imgspot.com/u/04/179/17/petecopy.jpg
my math teacher who fucks around as much as we do, the best part of the picture is his facial expression but whatever...
http://img4.imgspot.com/u/04/179/17/dabomb.JPG
watch out BS
http://img4.imgspot.com/u/04/179/17/1haha.JPG
none of my friends could do anything one day so i dedicated myself and the whole 24 hours i had infront of me to beat psykaoz&#39;s daily post count...

ill post more pictures later maybe

here somthing thats ok to read when your bored though
left books in car. said i was going to the library. didnt do homework. quit lacrosse. quit school. got someone to cover shift. called in sick. quit without notice. told my girlfriend i had work. snuck outta the house. no-showed for my dentist appointment. skipped sunday school. forgot to brush my teeth. ignored friends. ignored new friends. made stupid lists. smoked a ciggy. quit smoking. smoked another one.
moved away from home.-said id never return. moved away from home again-said id never be back. will probally never move again
bought ibuprofin and bandages before i was hurt. skated while i was hurt. skated when i was hurt. skated hurt. ritualized ice therapy. stretched. got through. lost temper in car driving to a spot. lost temper skating the spot. lost temper driving home from the spot. still cant find temper.
only wore skateboard company t-shirts. only wore blank t-shirts. only wore running shoes. only played in cleats. only walked in sandals. only wore thrift store shoes. only skated in skate shoes. got stuck breaking own rules.
skated desk with fingers. made a small skateboard out of a hotwheels car. stared in disbelief at entire target aisle filled wiht teckdeck fingerboards. drew what smith grinds felt like. drew tricks that havnt been done. drew tricks id never do. still cant draw a decent skateboard. introduced myself to other skateboarders. had other skateboarders introduce themselves to me. talk to skaters who didnt speak my language. sat and watched from afar while skaters skated a ledge. saw a waxed ledge. waxed a ledge. yelled at kids for waxing a ledge. Washed, rinsed and repeated.
horded shoe laces. retaped old boards. romoved sheilds from bearings, oiled them, pressed them into hand-me-down wheels, and loved it. set up two different boards. set up two identicle boards. smashed deck into peices and put trucks and wheels into my bag for later. called the shop every day for the new mag. complained out loud that the mag sucked when it finally arrived. skated for an hour in my hallway. skatted all night in the rain. drove eight hours to ride a mini ramp. skated two minutes at a perfect park. didnt skate for six months. spent a week building a box, skated it once.
gave the wrong name to an adult. gave the wrong name to a kid. gave the cop the name off his own badge as my own. ran from cops. didnt run from cops. crumpled up ticket. talked my way out of ticket. talked my way into getting my board impounded. talked myself into believing it didnt matter. had trouble sleeping that night. borrowed money. soent money. spent money i didnt have. activated credit card. got new setupd and skated right back to the scene of the crime.
gave a shit. give a shit. will give a shit.
maybe two

geezpot
06-28-2004, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by mr. she77@Jun 28 2004, 10:57 AM
http://img4.imgspot.com/u/04/179/17/IMG0864.JPG


Got to love the distraction technique with the shoe laces.

Opponents are like what the fuck?? As you steal the ball.
:P

mr. she77
06-28-2004, 01:50 PM
yeah, i am the captain and my team is a joke except for myself and a few other people, so the otehr captain and i just put wack showlaces on our cleats to make fools out of ourselves, so then itd be even better when we cross the toerh team etc...

pSYKAOz
06-28-2004, 01:54 PM
muhahaha word up...

beat my daily post count lmfao...

beat my tops... 250 lil buggers in one day.... good times.

geezpot
06-28-2004, 01:56 PM
I used to have 2 different colored laces on my soccer cleats.

pSYKAOz
06-28-2004, 01:57 PM
lol never played soccers xcept like with friends... i suck at all sports specially team sports

square
06-28-2004, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by geezpot@Jun 28 2004, 01:45 PM

Got to love the distraction technique with the shoe laces.

Opponents are like what the fuck?? As you steal the ball.
:P
or as you get crunched for playing lacrosse when you have spaghetti arms :blink:



joking of course, not insulting. i hope you realizethat where fractures/breaks are concerned, doctors are SUPPOSED to be touching you as if they&#39;re feeling you up. unless they&#39;re "examining" the wrong appendage ;)

genome
07-01-2004, 03:33 PM
yeaster day i went to a going away party fomr this chick, EAST VAN WHUT, and i got these two hott sisters to do body shots of tequila off each other. god damn that was fucking hot. one of them ended u p taking of her pants,, wack.

ares
07-01-2004, 03:51 PM
Next time take flicks&#33;

B)

jade
07-02-2004, 04:24 PM
i saw this pic and i found it amusing that the guys getting a face of nuts and theres nothing he can do about it :lol:

http://www.bangedup.com/new_site/posts/maintimetogiveup.jpg

odd_laws_broke
07-02-2004, 05:02 PM
Whoa. You can see it in his eyes, that boy has the fear of God in him.

stuntman
07-02-2004, 07:33 PM
ha ha, he is getting teabagged, thru the clothes, and hes lovin every minute of it

odd_laws_broke
07-02-2004, 07:36 PM
who has old STP flicks?

AXIS
07-02-2004, 07:52 PM
I think he is getting teabagged by himself :S :S :S

Tony
07-02-2004, 08:21 PM
accept he&#39;s in black and those nuts are in red

Alchohlics_Anonymous
07-02-2004, 08:33 PM
where the hell do you guys find these pix??? im serious do ppl just roam the internet all day looking for weird shit like that??

ares
07-02-2004, 08:51 PM
Randomism on Alcohol Horoscopes:


ARIES

Drinking style
Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don&#39;t know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They&#39;re sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven&#39;t gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.

Trademark cocktails
Aries, born under the hot-stuff planet Mars, is the ruler of spicy food and red things -- and for balance, astrologers recommend they eat tomatoes, onions, olives and greens. That&#39;s right, Aries, you were born under the sign of the bloody Mary. Aries also rules grapefruit, and they&#39;ve been known to kick back a salty dog and a sea Breeze or two. For extreme hotcha, try a concoction with cinnamon liqueur in it.

Drinking buddies
Marlon Brando, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Al Gore, Thomas Jefferson, Elton John, Eric McCormack, Rosie O&#39;Donnell, Sarah Jessica Parker, Reese Witherspoon

TAURUS

Drinking style
Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a teetotaller -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.

Trademark cocktails
Early-to-bed Taureans need a picker-upper -- try a Red Bull and vodka. They also have a leviathan sweet tooth and are fond of drinks with names that sound like dessert (50-50 bar, mudslide). Sweetly caffeinated drinks, like Irish coffee or white Russians, are ideal. More macho Taureans will go for something unpretentious, like a Jack Daniels and Coke or whiskey sour.

Drinking buddies
Cate Blanchett, Tony Blair, Pierce Brosnan, Cher, Penelope Cruz, William Randolph Hearst, Jerry Seinfeld, Barbara Striesand, Uma Thurman, Renee Zellweger

GEMINI

Drinking style
Geminis can drink without changing their behaviour much -- they&#39;re so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it&#39;s just hard to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusion, then doing something to belie an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Geminis possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several people at once. They like to order different cocktails every round -- repetition is boring -- and may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own amusement.

Trademark cocktails
Easily bored Geminis need some stimulation in their drinks -- those with two parts, like a black and tan (or just a double), are particularly appealing. Otherwise, they&#39;ll drink all over the map, ordering frou-frou drinks to add to their collection of cocktail monkeys or going for whiskey rocks because they&#39;re feeling rather noir. Gemini rules the herb anise -- make some home-infused anise vodka as a gift.

Drinking buddies
George Bush Sr., Johnny Depp, Rupert Everett, Boy George, Allen Ginsberg, Angelina Jolie, John Kennedy, Ian McKellen, Kylie Minogue, Morrissey

CANCER

Drinking style
Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can&#39;t it, Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated). But there&#39;s nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favourite Cancer. Even your second-favourite Cancer will do.

Trademark cocktails
Ruled by the moon, Cancers are intrigued by the idea of moonshine -- any brown booze, from a bourbon press to a whiskey and soda to grandpappy&#39;s special brew in a mason jar, will do. They also like comfortingly warm and sweet drinks, like hot toddies and hot buttered rums. The sign also rules the flavour vanilla, and you&#39;d be adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and soda.

Drinking buddies
Pamela Anderson, George W. Bush, Bill Cosby, Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Sean Hayes, Lil&#39; Kim, George Michael, Princess Diana, Prince William

LEO

Drinking style
Leo likes to drink and dance -- they&#39;re often fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they&#39;re quite aware they&#39;re darling -- Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue -- and perhaps not with the one what brung them. But Leo&#39;s not the type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the next day.

Trademark cocktails
Leos like flashy drinks, be they complicated tropical concoctions festooned with umbrellas, like a Bahama mama or the more common strawberry daiquiri or mai tai. Indeed, they often have a taste for the fruity -- try a screwdriver, or add an extra cherry to the next Manhattan. Their sense of drama ends itself to a kir royale, of course.

Drinking buddies
Ben Affleck, Gillian Anderson, Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Jennifer Lopez, Madonna, Debra Messing, Kevin Spacey, Martha Stewart, Andy Warhol

VIRGO

Drinking style
Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs, sure -- but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get fully shellacked -- but, oh, when they do&#33; Virgo&#39;s controlled by the intellect, but there&#39;s an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It&#39;s dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare, "I&#39;m going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight." A toast to the subgenius IQ&#33;

Trademark cocktails
Many Virgos prefer clear, simple, untreacly drinks like vodka tonic or a real margarita, though you&#39;ll find &#39;em drinking anything – from unflinchingly downing Cuervo straight to smirkingly ordering a dirty virgin. They also tend to like bitter, low-alk guzzles like Campari and soda. They rarely change their drink once they&#39;ve found it, however.

Drinking buddies
Cameron Diaz, Hugh Grant, Christopher Isherwood, Michael Jackson, Freddie Mercury, Carrie-Anne Moss, Dorothy Parker, Ryan Philippe, Keanu Reeves, Lily Tomlin

LIBRA

Drinking style
"I&#39;m jusht a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it&#39;s jusht that I&#39;m so damn social?" Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favour of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with their best friend&#39;s beau or even blacking out the night&#39;s events entirely. Oops&#33;

Trademark cocktails
Aesthetic Libras like pretty, pouffy drinks like a pink lady or a brandy Alexander. That&#39;s the influence of Venus, their ruling planet, which also gives them a horror of crudely named potions like Sex on the Beach. They&#39;re fine with "normal" guzzles like apple martinis, but every Libra secretly just wants Champagne, and lots of it.

Drinking buddies
Jimmy Carter, Simon Cowell, Ani DiFranco, Janeane Garofalo, Hugh Jackman, Martina Navratilova, Gwyneth Paltrow, Sting, Oscar Wilde, Catherine Zeta-Jones

SCORPIO

Drinking style
Don&#39;t ever tell Scorpios they&#39;ve had enough, for they&#39;ll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they&#39;re hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savour in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool -- though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they&#39;re fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.

Trademark cocktails
Just as a Scorpio can look you in the eye and smile while secretly plotting your demise, so does the brandy-laced stinger&#39;s sweet taste hide a potent amount of alcohol. If you want to get literal, serve them a scorpion -- they may not love tropical drinks, but it shows you&#39;re paying attention. Scorpio rules watermelon, so break out the blender and fix a pitcher of watermelon margaritas to seduce &#39;em -- though red wine will do the trick just as well.

Drinking buddies
Truman Capote, Hillary Clinton, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jodie Foster, Bill Gates, k.d. lang, Megan Mullally, Demi Moore, Sylvia Plath, RuPaul

SAGITTARIUS

Drinking Style
In vino veritas -- and, for Sagittarius, in booze blurtiness: When buttered, they&#39;ll spill all your secrets and many of their own. Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from the sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole Smith?). They&#39;re the people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun. Good-natured hijinks are sure to ensue (including a high possibility of loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call).

Trademark cocktails
A travel-loving sign, Sagittarius might be intrigued by drinks like Moscow mules, Singapore slings -- perhaps even a Long Island iced tea (not a bad option, given how much Sag can put away and still stay vertical). Party monsters that they are, they&#39;re attracted to shots, like the ever-popular lemon drop. Sag rules pears, and could use a nice pear cider right about now, come to think of it.
Drinking buddies
The Bush twins, Margaret Cho, Noel Coward, Betty Ford, Lucy Liu, Brad Pitt, Keith Richards, Frank Sinatra, Anna Nicole Smith, Britney Spears

CAPRICORN

Drinking style
Capricorn is usually described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder they get left off the astrological cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock star: independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, not too eager to please. And if they make money being themselves, who are you to quibble? But just like most rock stars, they&#39;re either totally on or totally off, and they generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the after party, especially if they can hook up with a cute groupie.

Trademark cocktails
Old-fashioned Cap would probably like an old-fashioned just fine -- or a dry martini, or a gin and tonic, or a gimlet -- or any other no-nonsense quaff. They prefer drinks that taste like alcohol and generally hate drinks with more than three ingredients. However, they like the flavour of cranberry and will order a cosmo if they can handle the wait for it to get mixed.

Drinking buddies
Orlando Bloom, David Bowie, James Dean, Marlene Dietrich, Martin Luther King Jr., Jude Law, Annie Lennox, Marilyn Manson, Richard Nixon, Elvis Presley

AQUARIUS

Drinking style
Aquarius and drinking don&#39;t go together that well (except for water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if they get an idea while sizzled, they&#39;re more stubborn than a stain or a stone. If they&#39;re throwing a party or organising an outing, however, they&#39;re too preoccupied with their duties to get combative -- and they make perfectly charming drunks in that case. fortunately, they&#39;re usually capital drink-nursers. They also make the best designated drivers (if you can get them before they start raising their wrist): Aquarius is fascinated by drunk people and capable of holding interesting conversations with soused strangers while sober.

Trademark cocktails
Aquarius is likely to order stuff most people have never heard of: a capirinha, Satan&#39;s whiskers, a negroni, an Arthur Tompkins. They like to stump the bartender. This sign rules the colour electric blue and would be pleased by any tipple featuring blue curacao. They also rule the olive tree, so pour the juice into that dirty martini.

Drinking buddies
Jennifer Aniston, Ellen DeGeneres, Dr. Dre, Matt Groening, Ashton Kutcher, Ronald Reagan, Christina Ricci, Justin Timberlake, Oprah Winfrey, Elijah Wood

PISCES

Drinking styleIf you&#39;re a Pisces, you&#39;ve probably already heard that you share a sign -- and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty tolerance fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other hand, they&#39;re fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime. With the right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed together for days. The phrase "addictive personality" can be read two ways, you know.

Trademark Cocktails
Pisces rules fresh mint, and they do love a mojito or three – though a julep will do just as well. They also like punches, like sangria or the oh-so-aptly named fish house punch. (Pretty much anything will satisfy a Pisces in a pinch, though -- "drinking like a fish" is an idiom pulled out of the zodiac, not the deep blue sea.) Pisces is a chocoholic and loves creme de cacao (and spiked cocoa).

Drinking buddies
Drew Barrymore, Chastity Bono, Chelsea Clinton, Kurt Cobain, Edward Gorey, Queen Latifah, Liza Minelli, Anais Nin, Sharon Stone, Liz Taylor

I thought that was pretty interesting. Mine is pretty on point too. Although, I don&#39;t drink competitively, and there was no mention of rum...

stuntman
07-02-2004, 09:09 PM
sweet, im goin to get wasted with pamela anderson, george bush, and bill cosby....

we can listen to jazz all night long

ares
07-02-2004, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by ares@Jul 2 2004, 08:51 PM
Drinking buddies
Marlon Brando
Rest in peace.

:(

Adamo
07-02-2004, 10:16 PM
honey dipped blunts are superb

Alchohlics_Anonymous
07-02-2004, 10:19 PM
woohoo Sting&#33;

ViKn
07-06-2004, 07:51 PM
Anddddddddddddd WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE

my-SaC-hurts
07-06-2004, 08:23 PM
R.I.P. MAX

-> DUMB ONE <-
07-06-2004, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by FOEone@Jun 27 2004, 06:23 PM
http://tsfcrew.250free.com/SICpm.jpg

hahahahaha anyone remember this?
note the YO SIC PM ME on the far left.

Tony
07-06-2004, 08:43 PM
ive never got why people ask other people to PM them, are they to retarded to click the "pm" button themselfs?

whOaHT
07-06-2004, 09:19 PM
ah ha that pic is retard as fuck&#33;

R.I.P Brando
You&#39;ll Be Missed

geezpot
07-06-2004, 09:36 PM
I&#39;m just moving these over here.....



Originally posted by whOaHT@Jul 6 2004, 05:49 PM
Lemme get it started, hope people will follow, add some fun to these forums (maybe this thread wont have any beef :o wouldnt that be cool)

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/7850/armpit.jpg

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/4409/better.jpg

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/3009/books1.jpg

Fucked Up Illusion (My Wallpaper)
http://img29.exs.cx/img29/5579/Behold.jpg

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/4835/cats.jpg

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/4171/cj_36017.jpg

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/7749/Cooperation.jpg

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/2681/crack.jpg

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/6135/Snoop.jpg

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/1987/truth.jpg

Post Away

zionpnk
07-07-2004, 01:26 AM
mike check, mike check, one, two, where the fuck is mike?&#33;?&#33;

Flow
07-07-2004, 02:12 AM
"The shoes?" "The shoes." "It&#39;s gotta be the shoes&#33;"
http://pfflyers.com/img/i_tip_1003_graphic.gif
http://pfflyers.com/img/i_tip_1002c_graphic.gif
http://pfflyers.com/img/i_tip_1002a_graphic.gif
http://pfflyers.com/img/i_tip_1001_graphic.gif



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http://pfflyers.com/img/weather_imgs/pt_sunny.gif Wear your suede shoes.

http://pfflyers.com/img/weather_imgs/overcast.gif You can wear your suedes but mind the evening forecast.

http://pfflyers.com/img/weather_imgs/windy.gif If it&#39;s cool out, go with the high-tops.

http://pfflyers.com/img/weather_imgs/cloudy.gif Rock the leathers with the suede accents.

http://pfflyers.com/img/weather_imgs/rain.gif Strictly leathers.

http://pfflyers.com/img/weather_imgs/thunder.gif Straight leather, not even your freshest ones.

Lazer
07-07-2004, 02:28 AM
random

jade
07-07-2004, 02:31 AM
yeah i dun understand the first set of pics with the shoes in the pie and they guy crawling under the mexicans, buts its funny cause i have no idea whats going on

Tony
07-07-2004, 04:00 AM
http://img3.exs.cx/img3/9278/DSCF0878.jpg

Logik
07-07-2004, 12:53 PM
http://www.airtoons.com/toons/race.jpg

http://www.airtoons.com/toons/suck.jpg

http://www.airtoons.com/toons/condoms.jpg

http://www.airtoons.com/toons/toys.jpg

odd_laws_broke
07-07-2004, 05:53 PM
I went to santropol yesterday for some chili and to peep the tight productions. Now I have the flaming shits. Damn you chili.

ares
07-07-2004, 06:08 PM
I just played 50 rounds of Duckhunt.

ViKn
07-07-2004, 06:12 PM
Doesnt that dog just make you wanna kill the innocent?

ares
07-07-2004, 10:43 PM
Yeah, deffintly. That game would have been so much better if you could have shot the dog.

For your daily dose of randomism, you know those got milk adds? Well, apparently the Olsen twins did some, and they&#39;re being taken down. I&#39;m not sure which of the twins it was, but one of them was being treated for an eating disorder. Well, now rumors are going around that its actually a cocaine addiction.


Any one else check the surreal life 2? Ron Jeremy, Vinala Ice, Erik Estrada, and more. Its pretty funny.

Logik
07-07-2004, 10:46 PM
I read in the enquirer that mary kate is hooked on coke.

mr. she77
07-07-2004, 10:56 PM
mary kate is the hott-er one

:rolleyes:

-> DUMB ONE <-
07-07-2004, 11:45 PM
id have a trio with them.

Flow
07-08-2004, 01:46 AM
At McDonald&#39;s? One of them is anorexic though.

whOaHT
07-08-2004, 01:51 AM
that would be marie-kate&#33;
she likes to throw up what she eats so she looks pretty :rolleyes:

genome
07-08-2004, 01:57 AM
tabloids are so dope. they informed me that shes not actually annorexic she actually has an alien baby that uses up her nutrients faster than a human baby.
i cant belive i never thought of that

whOaHT
07-08-2004, 04:49 AM
ah ha
thats some crazy shit

Tony
07-08-2004, 05:11 AM
Originally posted by ares@Jul 7 2004, 08:43 PM
Any one else check the surreal life 2? Ron Jeremy, Vinala Ice, Erik Estrada, and more. Its pretty funny.
you fuckin know it

whOaHT
07-08-2004, 01:53 PM
i got my tooth taken out, look at the size of this motherfucker
http://img47.exs.cx/img47/8963/tooth.jpg
damn its huge :unsure:

jade
07-09-2004, 03:36 AM
1) thats a fucking sick tooth.........thats disgusting hahhaahha

2) miss camel toe canada&#33;&#33; (stolen)

http://collegehumor.com/img/m/misscameltoe.w492.jpg

the_uniBOMBER
07-09-2004, 03:39 AM
the one thats anorexic is dead inside......


seriously have you ever looked at them? i mean take a good hard look? one is all pretty and normal looking the other is scrawny and has bags around her eyes. she creeps me the fuck out.

EVAK_GBCKrew
07-09-2004, 03:52 AM
MILK AND COOKIES FUCKIN&#39; ROCK&#33;

my-SaC-hurts
07-09-2004, 12:31 PM
i just made a bagel and the butter was rotten ewwww :(


so i made another with new butter and creme cheese (Y)







bong

my-SaC-hurts
07-09-2004, 12:32 PM
[FONT=Impact][COLOR=orange]WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS SSSSSSUPPPPPPPPP?
[COLOR=orange][FONT=Impact]

whOaHT
07-09-2004, 02:28 PM
i wanna eat a bagel with cheese n bacon, but i cant cause im stuck on creamy/liquid food cause of my tooth that i got pulled (see page 45)
nasty ass fuckin liquid diet :(

Tony
07-09-2004, 02:57 PM
i feel for you whoa. a few years ago i got 11 teeth pulled and 3 fillings. the anisthetic made me extreamly sick so when i got home i puked up blood. i got to miss a week of school but my diet consisted of alphaghettio&#39;s and chocolate milk. and if your wondering how i got 11 teeth out and didnt look like a hill billy, when my permanent teeth same in the baby teeth just moved to the side somewhat.

whOaHT
07-09-2004, 03:02 PM
damn 11 :( that is harsh
i dont know if ya took a look at my pic with the tooth
http://img48.exs.cx/img48/8963/tooth.jpg
thats the lil annoying fuck that caused 4months of pain, so bad i stayed up for 5days straight.... it hurts now, but time will heal and it&#39;ll get better&#33;
plus i work 2morrow, so pain or none, i cant miss any workday&#39;s

GRAVITY
07-09-2004, 03:08 PM
Eminem used to breakdance

CaSoNe
07-09-2004, 03:09 PM
good for him

mr. she77
07-09-2004, 03:46 PM
My old history teacher used to breakdance

ares
07-09-2004, 03:57 PM
Fuck a bagel. I just made two one pound burgers, with three layers of cheese, and two strips of bacon each, and I&#39;ve got Bob Marley as loud as possible. I love friday&#39;s after work.

Bump for getting a raise, Bob Marley, and Friday&#39;s.


Beer.

Logik
07-09-2004, 04:22 PM
I pierced my eyebrow last night, but then i took it out today cause it hurt like hell.

jade
07-09-2004, 11:43 PM
when i was in school there was a guy who pierced his tounge with a fish hook&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


heres a random story thats true,.......as i was there to witness it.
so my friends leaning on a car talking thru the window to his friend and he had his right arm on the door and his left arm on the roof of the car, anyways when he was done talking he closed the door and it somehow clipped his nipple ring (he wasnt wearing a shirt) and ripped his nipple in half, he went to the hospital with his hand over his chest with a bit of blood running down his chest and a doctor walks by and starts screaming thinkin he got shot...its a funny story, i got a pic of his nipple with stitches in it, ill post it later.

_neverminder
07-10-2004, 12:27 AM
eyebrow piercings are the stupidest piercings ever

Flow
07-10-2004, 01:03 AM
http://worldfootbag.com/catalog/newest-photos/180.jpg
http://www.sneakerfreaker.com/b2/images/Shelltoe.jpg

ViKn
07-10-2004, 01:05 AM
Hurray for star wars and addidas

-> DUMB ONE <-
07-10-2004, 02:11 PM
the funniest person alive made this. its him on the far right. hes 17 and hes funny as fuck his name is joel



http://img43.exs.cx/img43/4333/joel.jpg

GRAVITY
07-10-2004, 02:46 PM
Which writer has its name spelt backwards from the word : [another name for a housekeeper]

HINT *** HINT


http://img43.exs.cx/img43/8005/maid.jpg

atxbomber666
07-10-2004, 02:55 PM
http://img47.exs.cx/img47/3779/drift.gif
http://img47.exs.cx/img47/589/Flyover_jpg.jpg
http://img47.exs.cx/img47/6043/monkey.jpg

GRAVITY
07-10-2004, 03:00 PM
hey i got that kid drifter video/pic... hehee

whOaHT
07-10-2004, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by GRAVITY@Jul 10 2004, 02:46 PM
Which writer has its name spelt backwards from the word : [another name for a housekeeper]

HINT *** HINT


DAIM :rolleyes:
its written in the piece lol btw the word for housekeeper would be MAID (spelt backwards is DIAM not DAIM ;)

Mensa
07-10-2004, 06:11 PM
last time i check MIAD was not another word for housekeeper....

maaybe maid, though

AXIS
07-10-2004, 08:01 PM
Daim is soo fucking dope&#33;

whOaHT
07-10-2004, 09:19 PM
yah, he&#39;s got mad talent&#33; :)

EVAK_GBCKrew
07-10-2004, 09:35 PM
I hate daim, die.

jade
07-11-2004, 12:06 AM
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~tz4t-nkmr/takara/huh.jpg

GRAVITY
07-11-2004, 02:11 AM
im sorry guys....

yea i realized daim is not maid backwards while i was brainstormin before sleeping :lol:

Flow
07-11-2004, 10:11 PM
"Goodbye"
http://www.strangerthanfiction.de/strange/0017.gif

crac
07-11-2004, 10:13 PM
its a face and an eskimo&#33;

Adamo
07-11-2004, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by jade@Jul 11 2004, 01:06 AM
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~tz4t-nkmr/takara/huh.jpg
a bunny AND an anime girl ? psykaoz is gonna bust a nut

BullshitTantrum
07-11-2004, 10:20 PM
ahahahahahahahahaha

Kayone707
07-12-2004, 02:10 AM
http://www.cnskillz.com/scienclore/index_1.html

SLY
07-12-2004, 02:55 AM
nvm i was going to post a link to gay porn and claim it wasnt but then i relaized i could get in trouble for nudity and crap

genome
07-12-2004, 02:57 AM
Originally posted by SLY@Jul 11 2004, 11:55 PM
nvm i was going to post a link to gay porn and claim it wasnt but then i relaized i could get in trouble for nudity and crap
dont you hate it when shit goes wrong and you end up looking like a fucking dork

SLY
07-12-2004, 03:03 AM
yeo my whole life is like that^ im suprised no1 has put me out of my mysery and shot me... they shot lacey and they loved her... im hated and ive only been shot at not shot...

SLY
07-12-2004, 03:09 AM
im watching cops and im suprised they dont make it illegal to carry needles and use needsle drugs if u got std&#39;s cuz a bunch of cops almsot got cut when patting this guy down... shit i use to wanna be a cop get paid good moeny aand work so little but i dont want to be spit on, or get cut, or jump fences, or fill out 20 page reports, i jsut wanna be the guy who sits in a car and gives tickets...

ares
07-12-2004, 05:59 PM
http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v171/iregrettommorow/randomism/IM001629.jpg
Keep it fake.

ViKn
07-12-2004, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by ares@Jul 12 2004, 05:59 PM
http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v171/iregrettommorow/randomism/IM001629.jpg
Keep it fake.
Hot :D

genome
07-12-2004, 06:32 PM
i really hope your not the ares from van

Tony
07-12-2004, 06:34 PM
^^ he&#39;s from ontario

ares
07-12-2004, 06:38 PM
Nope, I&#39;m not from Van. Whats up with Ares in Van?

http://www.8legsempire.com/empire/images/doorsnewmvc-002f.jpg

geezpot
07-12-2004, 07:07 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^

There&#39;s the 4 HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE

Mister Elmo
07-12-2004, 07:17 PM
And only 1 will survive.

ares
07-12-2004, 07:22 PM
http://candelroro.free.fr/thedoors/pochettes/waiting%20for%20the%20sun.jpg
http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v171/iregrettommorow/randomism/IM001633.jpg
<_<

genome
07-12-2004, 10:35 PM
dont let your zigzags go theough the dryer.

jade
07-12-2004, 10:55 PM
im watching cops and im suprised they dont make it illegal to carry needles and use needsle drugs if u got std&#39;s cuz a bunch of cops almsot got cut when patting this guy down... shit i use to wanna be a cop get paid good moeny aand work so little but i dont want to be spit on, or get cut, or jump fences, or fill out 20 page reports, i jsut wanna be the guy who sits in a car and gives tickets...

dosnt that guy have to write a report also???

crac
07-13-2004, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by ares@Jul 12 2004, 06:38 PM

http://www.8legsempire.com/empire/images/doorsnewmvc-002f.jpg
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA ooooh man thats good.

i have the real picture as a poster on my wall.. come to think of it i have like 6 doors posters on my walls.

mano
07-13-2004, 01:18 PM
wicky wooo&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

by: HOMELESS PETE

genome
07-13-2004, 01:31 PM
downtown there was this old black bum and if you gave him a dollar he would freestyle.
i believe it went like this: "fuck the police they can suck my cock / fuck the police they can suck my cock / ughhhh *falls*"

EVAK_GBCKrew
07-13-2004, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by ares@Jul 12 2004, 05:59 PM
http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v171/iregrettommorow/randomism/IM001629.jpg
Keep it fake.
Very Nice. What are the dimensions on that poster?

moehONE
07-13-2004, 03:08 PM
http://img30.exs.cx/img30/5215/PIC00024.jpghttp://img30.exs.cx/img30/176/sb3.jpghttp://img30.exs.cx/img30/5422/sb6.jpg

ViKn
07-13-2004, 03:22 PM
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech
http://www.avantilimoltd.com/images/limo.gif

whOaHT
07-13-2004, 03:50 PM
http://img44.exs.cx/img44/5305/jrexterior.jpg

jade
07-13-2004, 04:16 PM
http://www.bangedup.com/new_site/news/images/article2858.jpg

sorry for small pic, but this is apparently an actual homeless shelter.

jade
07-13-2004, 04:25 PM
its long but heres the article that goes with the picutre above




WASHINGTON, DC—- In a grand opening Monday, Washington became home to the first Homeless Depot, one link in a nationwide chain of warehouse-style stores that will supply the nation&#39;s estimated 350,000 homeless people with all of their street-lifestyle essentials.
"There are 14,000 homeless people in D.C. alone, but there&#39;s never been a retail business that catered to their unique needs," store manager Geoff Alberts said. "Homeless Depot is a one-stop spot for cardboard building supplies, used carpet scraps, filthy woolen blankets, and flattened garbage-can lids. We also sell coffee cups, cigarette butts, soiled clothing, expired coupons, June 2001 People magazines, and half-empty containers of Dippity-Do hairstyling gel. Best of all, we have really nice, big, sturdy shopping carts."

"Wide selection and low cost are the benefits of a store this size," he added, as he led reporters through the 90,000-square-foot Homeless Depot&#39;s neatly organized rows of inventory.

"The liquor department features more than 40 types of fortified wine, 30 different malt beverages, and a full selection of budget-priced liquors, including Old Thompson Whiskey and McCormick Vodka," Alberts said, gesturing to racks stretching up to the store&#39;s two-story ceiling. "We&#39;re able to offer alcoholics their favorite brands at prices up to 15 percent lower than those at convenience stores."

"Volume buying allows for low prices on the essentials," he continued. "Whereas the corner bodega charges &#036;2 for a butane cigarette lighter, we can offer them for half that, and our clerks provide service without a sneer."

Alberts led the group past a Homeless Depot employee conducting an in-store "Know How" customer clinic titled "Installing A Temporary Garden Bed." As several dozen onlookers watched the employee fasten a length of plastic sheeting to an artificial bush, Alberts explained that, in addition to selling materials for building and decorating temporary homes, the store will also feature weekly entrepreneurial how-to demonstrations.

"This week, we&#39;ve got UB40 cassette tapes, still in their original packaging," Alberts said. "Come on in, and we&#39;ll show you how any ambitious do-it-yourselfer with a dirty blanket can turn cassette tapes into big cash."

Though the cavernous store also offers many useful services and filthy odds and ends, Homeless Depot specializes in home-building materials.

"We&#39;ve got some very interesting offerings in the cardboard division," Alberts said, gesturing toward a 200-foot-long aisle of appliance boxes. "Now, it used to be that, in order to get a refrigerator box, you had to search high and low, with no guarantee you&#39;d ever strike gold. No longer. We sell our top-of-the-line, Kenmore 25.5 cubic foot double-door refrigerator boxes right here, only &#036;4.79 each."

Alberts added that, while much of the store&#39;s inventory is available curbside at no cost, customers should be willing to pay for quality and availability.

"Our sheets of corrugated cardboard are coated with a polymer that will withstand intense rain and snow," Alberts said. "It may cost more than something you&#39;d find on the curb, but we guarantee that a temporary shelter built from our products will provide you with several months&#39; protection from the elements. That&#39;s the Homeless Depot promise."

According to Street Voices, the Homeless Depot advertising circular written by and for homeless people, the items carried in the cardboard section—excluding television boxes, microwave boxes, and air-conditioner boxes—come with a 60-day aluminum-cans-back guarantee.

Convenience represents another benefit Homeless Depot holds over scavenging, Alberts said.

"Our five-pound sack of cigarette butts represents hours, if not days, of labor saved," Alberts said. "As so many of our customers are self-employed, that&#39;s time that could be spent writing a manifesto, praising Jesus, or crafting a list of one&#39;s military-service credentials to aid in the acquisition of spare change."

whOaHT
07-13-2004, 04:29 PM
http://img44.exs.cx/img44/5166/peace3.jpg

BOMBING FOR PEACE
IS LIKE FUCKIN FOR VIRGINITY

genome
07-13-2004, 04:48 PM
thats a fucking gay terrain park with some really gay rails.
MOUNT SEYMOURE WHUT

Tony
07-13-2004, 04:51 PM
seymoure?


bahahahaha. go to cypress, its way better.

EVAK_GBCKrew
07-13-2004, 04:55 PM
Im guessing the dimensions one Ares&#39; poster are 59.5 inch X 55 inch. So what&#39;s the dimensions ares?

Tony
07-13-2004, 04:58 PM
^^ not hard to figure out considering its printed on computer paper, which is 8.5 x 11. times by the number of sheets high and wide and you have your answer...why even ask when its that simple?

genome
07-13-2004, 05:00 PM
id never suspecct tony would be down with cy-priss

ares
07-13-2004, 05:05 PM
My calculations may be a bit off, but I believe the poster is 57.75 by 53.75.

The white lines are actually overlap, so I subtracted 0.25 from the paper width and height.

Stretch Hummers can fit up to 20 people.

Bump for that Homeless depot. Nice find.

genome
07-13-2004, 05:35 PM
http://cserver.mii.instacontent.net/fastclick/cid10586/media36899.gif

Tony
07-13-2004, 06:39 PM
taken off pure graffiti


an open letter to a crackhead:

Yes, you. You sick fucker. On Wednesday morning I
emerged from my girlfriend&#39;s building by U.N. Plaza to
find that you had sawed the tops off both the
sparkplugs on my motorcycle. At the time, I had no
idea why anyone would do that. Other than the
sparkplugs, the bike was untouched. Some kind of
bizarre vandalism? A fraternity prank gone awry? I had
no idea. All I knew is that I looked like a huge
douchebag riding the Muni to work in a padded
motorcycle jacket and helmet.

Because the bike was immobilized I got a &#036;35 street
sweeping ticket that night. Thursday I had it towed to
the shop (&#036;45) where they replaced the sparkplugs and
the boots (&#036;50 including labor). They explained to me
that "people" - I use the term loosely here - like you
break off the tops of spark plugs and use the
porcelain tubes to smoke crack. As an engineer and
former MacGyver fan, in a way I think this is kind of
cool. But then I remember that I just paid &#036;100 for
YOUR crackpipes, and I get angry again.

Crackhead, it was really good to have my bike back
though. I rode home from the shop with a couple of
spare sparkplugs and a smile on my face. I figured the
next time I parked at my girlfriend&#39;s place overnight
I would have to buy some crackpipes and tape them to
my bike as a peace offering. Overall, I wasn&#39;t that
upset. Despite having to ride the bus for three days
and dropping a hundred bones at the shop, I had gained
some fascinating knowledge, a new set of sparkplugs,
and a pretty funny anecdote about how fucked up you
are, and how our paths once crossed briefly in the
night.



But you couldn&#39;t just let sleeping dogs lie, could you
Crackhead. You couldn&#39;t just stay in on Friday, watch
Letterman through the window of a home electronics
store and then call it a night. You couldn&#39;t rest on
your laurels. Two porcelain sparkplug crackpipes just
wasn&#39;t enough for you, was it Crackhead? You just had
to come back for more.

This morning, a scant fifteen hours after I rode it
out of the shop, I found my motorcycle violated once
again. This time you only took the right one - maybe
you were having an off night. At least this time I had
a spare sparkplug and the tools to fix it - or so I
thought - having ordered a 73-piece toolset from
SEARS.com last week. But no, the sparkplug socket in
my new toolset was for American sparkplugs. So I had
to go down to the neighborhood Ace hardware. They had
an 18mm socket that would fit over my sparkplug, but
it was for a 1/2" drive ratchet. My toolkit only has
1/4" and 3/8" ratchets. So I had to buy a 1/2" ratchet
along with the socket. Even though the clerk took pity
on me and gave me the senior citizen discount (I&#39;m 25)
it still cost me &#036;22 all told. Now, you might say that
I should have just gotten a 3/8"-to-1/2" drive adaptor
instead of springing for the whole ratchet. And to
that I say "Shut the hell up, Crackhead, I&#39;m not
finished. And besides, I was eventually going to buy a
1/2" ratchet anyway so it&#39;s probably not worth it to
take it back now."

OK, now I&#39;m rambling. But the point is, Crackhead,
that you have done me wrong. Now, I get that you love
crack. That is totally understandable. I&#39;ve heard it
is really fun, at first, and quite addictive. What I
don&#39;t understand is,

YOU ARE A CRACKHEAD. WHY DON&#39;T YOU OWN A CRACKPIPE?

I am an engineer. Do you ever see me shaking down bums
in the Loin for a calculator and sliderule? No, you
don&#39;t. Because engineering is the main thing I do, I
went and bought myself a calculator. The main thing
you do is crack. How do you get by without a
crackpipe? The other crackheads must clown on you
non-stop. I mean, the fucking saw you used to saw off
my sparkplugs is probably worth five or ten bucks. Why
not sell or trade it for a crackpipe? You really
haven&#39;t put much thought into this, have you?

Please, Crackhead, please don&#39;t tell me you sold your
crackpipe to buy crack. Even a stupid crackhead such
as yourself couldn&#39;t possibly be that stupid.

I&#39;ve decided that taping crackpipes to my motorcycle
would be tantamount to appeasement. You have crossed a
line, Crackhead - specifically California Street. You
have come onto my own street and you have desecrated
that which I hold dear. You have stolen from me, and
you have caused me to spend the last half hour writing
this post instead of engineering shit, and it is
concievable, if not likely, that my boss could find
out about this and fire me. I am hella pissed at you
dude.

Here are my options as I see them:

1. Write a note saying that I have coated both of my
sparkplugs in rat poison and tape it to my bike at
night. You can thank Tim for that one, it was his
idea.

2. Don&#39;t write a note, but just coat both sparkplugs
in rat poison. This is probably closer to a punishment
that would fit your despicable crime. I&#39;m sure this is
super illegal and shit, but it&#39;s not like anyone is
going to miss you, Crackhead. Don&#39;t fool yourself.

3. Wait in an alley near my bike armed with my new
stainless steel mirror-finish Ace Professional brand
1/2" drive socket wrench, my 18mm sparkplug socket,
and my searing rage. It&#39;s pretty heavy and well
balanced. I am not a large man, but I am angry.

In conclusion, Crackhead, why don&#39;t you just do both
of us a favor and buy yourself a crackpipe? It will
both enhance your crack smoking experience and save me
a lot of time and felony assault charges. Think about
it.

Sincerely,
Matt

AXIS
07-13-2004, 06:47 PM
HAHA, omg, thats a funny story... :lol:
i just don&#39;t understand crackheads.

CaSoNe
07-13-2004, 06:49 PM
hahahaha

ViKn
07-13-2004, 06:51 PM
i love letters directed to no one in particular, or a broad group of people

STRIFE
07-13-2004, 08:58 PM
this is as random as it gets B)
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http://www.atmclick.com/ron.gif

stuntman
07-13-2004, 09:16 PM
that is an incredibly funny story, i laughed out loud more than once, more than twice, and so forth, that is good shit

zionpnk
07-13-2004, 09:47 PM
a man walked into a bar... ouch.

genome
07-13-2004, 10:02 PM
i just saw the hammer time music video. what a fucking original gangster

jade
07-13-2004, 10:17 PM
u watchin 1 hit wonders? cuz its on right now again

genome
07-13-2004, 10:31 PM
hah yea.
but on my sat i get all the eastern canada chennels as well so i can watch the sunday simpsons at 5

im nuts


"advanced member" nuts

ares
07-14-2004, 01:34 AM
I just messed up the oppurtunity to get with a hot chick from France.

While I was walking home, the zipper on my bag broke.

I should be up in three and a half hours.

Not looking forward to tommmorow.

I wonder whats on tv.

Enough rum.

Food.

MisterSpeak
07-14-2004, 10:07 AM
Nerds...

Mister Elmo
07-14-2004, 10:46 AM
Shutup.

whOaHT
07-14-2004, 11:07 AM
Originally posted by MisterSpeak@Jul 14 2004, 10:07 AM
Nerds...
That was random&#33;


crazy crackhead story

anyone ever see Necro&#39;s video (I Need Drugs) with uncle howie doin some heroin n nose candy?
crazy video

Zhero
07-14-2004, 01:40 PM
he was running fast
http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v342/jakez321/fire.jpg

genome
07-14-2004, 01:45 PM
the guy who made this is such a gangster
http://www.tesol.ca/art/poo%20grounds.JPG