Randomism

[xylene hug]

Originally posted by scrabble@May 8 2005, 05:22 PM
ahaha ive been planning this day, the day i would just say im in v-unit and spoil it for everyone.
lol :lol:

[xylene hug]

Originally posted by Danny Tanner@May 8 2005, 04:04 AM
i may havesome desperate need for attention,
your parents dont love you lol!! :lol:

[GeSuS_KRiST]

http://img173.echo.cx/img173/8375/00000174wr.jpg
fire works where going off at work so i took a flick

man i ate some mushrooms last night hardest i ever triped it was fuckin amazing

[mad]

dont fall for v-units trickery all they want is for stoop ass kids to say how gay they are
VUNIT IS A CANCER AND THE CANCER GROWS ON HATE


LIKE THE MOTHER FUCKIN BLOB






ye all be warned

[GeSuS_KRiST]

we may hate but atleast were real!

[xylene hug]

Originally posted by mad@May 8 2005, 08:34 PM
dont fall for v-units trickery all they want is for stoop ass kids to say how gay they are
VUNIT IS A CANCER AND THE CANCER GROWS ON HATE


LIKE THE MOTHER FUCKIN BLOB






ye all be warned
we have a wiener!!!!
finally, some one who gets it lol

[xylene hug]

hey name1 want to be in v-unit??
just kidding die in a fire! :lol:

[xylene hug]

http://img150.echo.cx/img150/839/safarizebras6lh.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
from african lion safarri
i named him alan :wub:

[mad]

i really need to pee

[skateparadise]

thanks for telling every one

[STONES ONES]

Originally posted by Whoa@May 8 2005, 05:09 PM
Danny Tanner's Reaction

''mom these guys on the net are making fun of me''
''get away from the computer, i dont want any trouble, give them what they want''
''but mom''
''no but's, eat your supper and go right to your room, im sick of you always on that site filled with WHAT YOU CALL ART''
''IT IS ART, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME''
*runs to his room and slams the door
hahaha! that was hella funny

[STONES ONES]

Originally posted by KAY-lo_use_RUST-o@May 7 2005, 11:43 PM

i fixed my futon...
it was broken since december... it was in a V shape. i used ducktape and books..
bob vila stilo
http://img113.echo.cx/img113/7092/micama8po.jpg
nice dictionary dude. B)

[SALVO]

That would make for a sweet fort, you need some pillows and a blanket for a moat!

[STONES ONES]

Originally posted by Danny Tanner+May 8 2005, 04:04 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Danny Tanner @ May 8 2005, 04:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by GeSuS_KRiST@May 7 2005, 12:14 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-name1@May 6 2005, 09:52 AM
fuck V unit. is it an actual crew? that bombs together?
or is is some internet affiliated lame shit that has no real ups anywhere?*
is it like a highschool photoshop project or something?
i know you wouldnt name a real crew* something like that


whats up with the vadg unit.??
first off where most the decent kidson this site that actually do graffiti

second off i rep V unit in the streets, in stickers i send to people, in other peoples blackbooks, ect.... i rep it was i use it to stand for victims unit its a fresh name fresh letters and name one shut up you fuckin biting ass toy and battle me im tried of all these kids running there yap and not doing shit about it you lil wanna me new york foggot toy fronting writer
yo gesus.

<--name1


first off, fuck you.

second off. i said i would love to battle you in some type of real situation. like in a dak alley, with my tire buddy, or infont of my building, with a baseball bat. or whatever. i told u before. come to NY and fucking try to get up like me. you said you were comming to NY. i asked u WHERE and u never answered. let me know. ill kill whatever neighbohood you great auntie helen lives in. if i havent killed it already. i dont sweat that shit tho cause im not tryina battle your ego maniac ass
over the internet with some drawing bullshit, i told u before i dont really draw. you seen my flicks. you are obviously confident you would beat me in a "battle"(over bombing science). i have even gone as far as to say you would likly win a battle.
learn to take a compliment befoe u take a fucking beating you fuckin tool.

you aer like some kinda terrible mtv2 charactor or something. you make me sick.

its now 5;04am on the east coast, i just got back , i left to queens with 5 or 6 cans and a streaker and came home with nothing but cheese doodles and a 40 . if thats not writing i dont know what the fuck is.

2 boros tonite. you know whatever . it a slow day. satuday night u know. gota say low.



fuck you gesus. i may havesome desperate need for attention, but you have an issue with trying to promote your lame ass self image over the internet. djing brreak dancing, image studios beat making dread wearing drumn bass dancing faggot. i got no problems with anything you do. just you. i like car2nists work, and i think he would prolly burn you.

i see kids like you all day. sittin on the train in your pumas or new balances or some shit, listening to your ipod and some shit. thinking so highly of yourself.
well i still listen to tapes. i got holes in my clothes, scars, my dog has the shits, i live in a shithole. i eat ramen noodles and hotdogs, i have had an std or 2. i have slept on the train, and in the stations. i have slept in my car. i have been homeless. i need a haicut. i dont have a good job and i dont have any prospects.
i just strive to one day, maybe one day.... be like gesus. a break dancing drum n bassin, graf writing, b ball playin, dice shootin,computer geekin, beat makin, bass fishin writer like yourself.

untill then. i can only strive and work with what i got.


reality.















































douche [/b][/quote]
AINT THAT THE TRUTH!!





geses do you really rep v unit on the streets? i thought it was soposed to be a joke....no offence but its a joke to me......i mean G unit is really gay.....and to imitate an already gay crew with a internet forum crew that starts with a ''V''...........sorry thats just really wak to me........but don't trip that's just me.....no need to reply.

[GeSuS_KRiST]

yes i do really write it in the streets who fucking cares if u thikn its gay it look tight and ima fuckin rock it, as for Danny Tanner i dont have dreads, i dont break anymore, i dont fish, i have also been homeless, i also have been broke and hungry, i have slepts on roofs of buildings, i have slept and lived out of my car, i have been addicited to drugs, i dont have a ipod,... who cares if your poor that shit has nothing to do with skill or bombing besides the fact when your homeless u get up alot more when your a filty street kid who beggs for changes and plays his guitar... and i could give a shitless if u think car2n could burn me... our beef ISNT over skill its over lack of respect to someone who was always there when he needed to talk about life who gavehim advice who helped him with his graff style who was there to try to talk him out of killing himself, so dont speak on shit u dont know.... dont hate on me because i have things u wish u could have... i have a problem with self promotion? yea i know so does every other REAL bomber out there, so the fact i do graffiti an produce music makes me promote twice as hard you dont like me fuck off i could careless

[GeSuS_KRiST]

oh i just noticed u were name1 not talkin to name1... and i answered you clearly about the whole NY thing i said i will be ALL OVER ny to all the major citys....ill be gladly to cap everything of your i see if i even see anything you think your so hard yo your nothing but a poor peice of new york trash, someone who has to hype themselfs up cas no one else will....

[Tony]

http://img222.echo.cx/img222/5761/mrtcnn6me.jpg

[STONES ONES]

Originally posted by GeSuS_KRiST@May 8 2005, 09:50 PM
oh i just noticed u were name1 not talkin to name1...
i dont understand....

[Danny Tanner]

i just wanted to know where specifically so i could bomb the fuck out of it. whateva. im sick of this forum. ths shit is so wack i feel ashamed forr participating init to the extent i did. i got shit to do.
gesus- fuck you.
peace

[Dr. Coffee]

Gesus burns you son

[Nikon]

http://img204.echo.cx/img204/3817/ohhhhsnap2yc.gif

[ASEN]

tony's old sig/avatar.

[DNA]

BS is dieing a slow, painful, ugly death today....

[STONES ONES]

Originally posted by Danny Tanner@May 8 2005, 09:58 PM
i just wanted to know where specifically so i could bomb the fuck out of it. whateva. im sick of this forum. ths shit is so wack i feel ashamed forr participating init to the extent i did. i got shit to do.
gesus- fuck you.
peace
i feel the same exact way.

and i have a lot of friends and a life, so i dont have a real excuse to be on here like every one else.

im just a fuckin graff head so if im not doing anything i gotta be thinking about graffiti.

[FOEone]

Originally posted by Tony@May 8 2005, 09:53 PM
http://img222.echo.cx/img222/5761/mrtcnn6me.jpg
TV Funhouse?

[STONES ONES]

Originally posted by DNA@May 8 2005, 10:56 PM
BS is dieing a slow, painful, ugly death today....
well maybe it will help.........a lot of the peole that left might have been post whore sluts that remarked useless shit that they thought might be funny to say.

im not talking about any one spacificly who left.........but maybe bs needs to be flushed out a little......out with the old in with the new

people on here call people that post whore and are obnocious and immature ''toys''.

the term ''toy'' is thrown around here like the meaning of the word ''faggit''.

so when i say out with the old in with the new....even if the new are just toys at graffiti....maybe they arent obnocious little shits......and thats all good.

[xylene hug]

bye!!

[the_uniBOMBER]

Originally posted by xylene hug@May 8 2005, 06:41 PM
http://img150.echo.cx/img150/839/safarizebras6lh.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
from african lion safarri
i named him alan :wub:
This was incredibley funny for some reason.

[GeSuS_KRiST]

Originally posted by STONES ONES+May 8 2005, 11:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (STONES ONES @ May 8 2005, 11:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DNA@May 8 2005, 10:56 PM
BS is dieing a slow, painful, ugly death today....
well maybe it will help.........a lot of the peole that left might have been post whore sluts that remarked useless shit that they thought might be funny to say.

im not talking about any one spacificly who left.........but maybe bs needs to be flushed out a little......out with the old in with the new

people on here call people that post whore and are obnocious and immature ''toys''.

the term ''toy'' is thrown around here like the meaning of the word ''faggit''.

so when i say out with the old in with the new....even if the new are just toys at graffiti....maybe they arent obnocious little shits......and thats all good. [/b][/quote]
yea but the wrong people are getting flushed out if the fuckin shit talked (who ARE toys and kids who suck) left it would be alto better theres been alot of tatlent on this site just everyone leaves cas there no toy section and all they see is toy shit and intermidate shit ive sudjested this a few times to the mods but whatever... why do you think all the other fourms have toy sections... so the real writers dont leave because of massive wackness out there...

and if there post whores who the fuck cares ima post who but i post massive amounts of flicks drop alot of knowlege help alot of people post whoreing isnt that bad it just means your bored and have nothing better to do at the moment

and the word toy is thrown around alot here cas alot of people on here are TOYS the front liek they know whats up they dont paint there skills are wack there not sick people on this site the closet i seen to illness that still post are people like AK, Evak, Shutdown, and a few others everyone else was here for a few months till they relised all these kids have no clue whats up with graffiti....

[jape-the-nape]

Originally posted by xylene hug@May 8 2005, 08:40 PM
hey name1 want to be in v-unit??
just kidding die in a fire! :lol:
that cracked me up harcore

[Wastedfrog]

http://img121.echo.cx/img121/8659/whoa43gq.jpg

[ares]

Word em up Tony..

http://www.catschwartz.com/archives/I-Love%20_MrT.jpg

http://www.djbob.com/images/mr-t.jpg

http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads/photoshop/mr-t.jpg

http://www.hgd.com/goofy/mr/mr_t.jpg

http://bfcgroup.com/helluvatough/cgi-bin/t_ok.jpg

http://www.sas.upenn.edu/~rivera2/Mr.%20T%20CNN.jpg

http://home.dobbelaere.com:7080/tim/pictures/various/drakkar_noir_mr_t.jpg

http://www.graffiti.org/kem21/kem_21mr_t.jpg

http://www.louisferrara.com/images/Mr.T_0010.jpg

http://www.amazingben.com/mr-t.jpg

T for president.

Before I die I will own a 1982 black gmc with red trim.

[meatgrinder]

http://img243.echo.cx/img243/2138/conquer0eq.jpg

After mother Russia conquered berlin....took down the facist Nazi flag and put up the hammer and sickle (sp)

[skateparadise]

my god..
























haha

[Wastedfrog]

Seriously, the russians was worst than the nazi and the ss And staline killed more poeple than hitler.

[cricket]

Yeah, so Stalin killed a lot of people and Russia wasn't the niecst place to live, we know that.


But its fucking hitler.

No one is worse the Hitler
Try and argue, and your fuckign stupid


Its fucking Adolf Hitler and the Nazis, no one was worse.

[skateparadise]

they liked to roast the jews in fires and shit.

[cricket]

I'm glad your on my side
:rolleyes:

[skateparadise]

go throw another jew on the fire. feed the fire. its about to burn out.

[skateparadise]

i was just kidding

[LUCKY LUCIANO]

first this pics its tha end of tha stalingrad war after the russien take back the satilngrad city and second viva hitler , 6 million its not enought man

[Rik JamEs]

Everyone one that was in foenersim !!!!

we should make a new cool dude gang but make a cooler name ! and make it more gangsta yo fo shizz. anyone down ?!?!?

[bigbomba']

http://teachpol.tcnj.edu/amer_pol_hist/fi/0000018e.jpg


jews... kill them all let god sort them out....


wow im going to get alot of shit 4 htis but what the hell im all ready going to hell

[SALVO]

You're a dumb ass.

[Dr. Coffee]

I second that motion

[Wastedfrog]

But its fucking hitler.

No one is worse the Hitler
Try and argue, and your fuckign stupid


Its fucking Adolf Hitler and the Nazis, no one was worse.

dude ur wrong, ok hitler was a bad person and ss 2 but not **THE** worst
,get some reading done u mother fucker, im not an idiot and im gonna argue.

What about Caligula =1
But staline was the way worst than hitler, he was more smart and patient, how many country statine got after the war? What did he do with the germans civilians and the other...

the *2* balls is in ur mouth motha fucka,
TEA Bag this mother fucka

[ares]

I find it funny how people can sit here and try and argue about Hitler and Stalin, and who was a worse person. Actually, I find it sad. Who fucking cares who was the more evil of the two? Bottom line is that they both killed a great deal of people, who weren't deserving of death therefore they're both dicks. End of story.

On a serious note, what the fuck happened to randomism...

http://www.orlandoscooterrentals.com/used-images/used-12.jpg

http://www.ozonline.tv/Georgia/Oz/Oz9-4/Cyrus.gif

http://www.divinequest.net//images/avatars/lust.jpg

http://www.derooij-design.com/image/paintings/7lust400.jpg

http://hemsidor.torget.se/users/w/wookiee/images/wailers-burnin.jpg

http://www.suallen.com/abstract/tn_OIL20X30.jpg

http://www.absolutearts.com/portfolio3/o/olgacuesta/The_City_Market-1067023929l.jpg

http://www.absolutearts.com/portfolio3/o/olgacuesta/Cathedral_in_Leon-1075723540l.jpg

Study this as you study your first born
My first song was pain personified in song
The longest sequence is looped for days long
Where bass kicks are fierce and snares are
Known to drop a lot quicker than a child's tears
And drown out the drama that I didn't want to share
The load I wouldn't wish upon my enemies to bear
The times I used to tell myself you didn't want to hear
Until the reason in my rhyme become clear
Now what I write makes the load a lot lighter
The story of my life epitomizes imperfection
As a musical where every scene seems to lack direction
And I stand center stage stunned by what's happening
Blinded by the lights, cameras action
Although I never asked for this lead role
It seems that God decided it a long time ago
I was chosen for this
Given the gift to gain and maintain the crowd's cheers
I break bread over beats with like-minded peers
And share the story of my last trip into the atmosphere
On the ninth cloud, Insanity in style
Arms outstretched and Hell in God's breath
I saw the stairway to heaven
And counted one-hundred and forty-four thousand steps
I wanted to climb but it wasn't my turn yet
So I returned to earth just before the sun set
And I could stare, waiting for this golden opportunity to share

Now I share this with you
I'll share this with you
With all of you
I'll share this with you
I'll share this with
Each and every
One of you

Now in my younger days that quickly passed
I fell asleep in history class
Not enchanted my past misery
I'd rather chase down the present with a glass of heinousy
And tilted my flower-like childhood wilted when my innocence was secluded
Plus the water we gave to it stayed polluted like the veins of cocaine users
My blood stream's still a little murky from flash-backs of murder scenes
Medical emergencies that fell upon deaf ears
Over 8 million stories in a city that nobody wants to hear
But as bad as it appears, I am happy that I'm here

To share this with you
To share this with you
To share this with
All of you
To share this with you
Share this with you
Share this with
Each and every one of you

Heh, and share I will
I'll share the nights where fist fights left somebody's body lying still
The ice grills, the cold of wire(?) night's chill
I'll even share the blood spill
The memory of all my loved ones killed
The unpaid bills
The pain of a terminally ill
My ill will towards my rivals
My approach towards hip-hop survival
The circumstance that made some suicidal
The same circumstance that made others homicidal
The signs of the vital
The ways of the trial
The dope fiends that walk around my block in denial
The short life cycles
The minds that lie idle
My people that got out of court on a missed trial
My hunger to become more grounded in the Bible
Is smiled on behalf of my last day's arrival

[Dr. Coffee]

word up ares, ^^ is that yours?

[Myner]

my nefu and his hard core graffiti
http://img83.echo.cx/img83/2263/image0055iv.jpg

http://img83.echo.cx/img83/6963/image0063mk.jpg

[Myner]

gangster
http://img83.echo.cx/img83/9121/image0041eo.jpg

[ViKn]

http://www.leidenuniv.nl/interfac/cml/sem/staff/snoo.jpg
http://www.eiwamm.co.jp/item/IMG/snoo/snoo_body.gif
uni will remember these ^
http://www.marion.ohio-state.edu/fac/schul/drp/dazzle.jpg
http://cletrac.org/media/pictures/barbour/DGH2.jpg
http://www.ocsoaring.org/images/People/tony_t.jpg
http://www.ci.pompano-beach.fl.us/fire/cert/Margy%20and%20Charles%20Robinson%20extinguish%20a% 20fire..JPG
http://www.northernsun.com/images/thumb/5014JesusShaves.jpg
http://www.scotstamps.co.uk/images/Commonwealth_Images_3/Soviet_Russia.jpg

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

here's a random story, a couple weeks ago my friend's tire developed a bubble, so he used my jack to change it. yesterday when he was driving on the highway, he blew out another tire and had to get picked up. today i drove him back to the van and he replaced the blown out tire with the one with the bubble on it. now he has to get 2 new tires, one to replace the blowout and one to replace the one with the bubble. after he changed it, he wanted me to follow him home in case it fucked up again but he couldn't get his car started because it was out of gas. so i drove him to the gas station and he filled his gas can and got the van started with that. then i followed him to the gas station to put more gas in the van. then we drove back home. on the way, we passed through some country kinda suburb where in a car wash parking lot, there was a kid riding one of these, pictured below, and he was pulling another kid on a skateboard. they were laughing and went right into traffic. i swerved around them and slowed down and the dude behind me got all pissed and honked and shit. the end.
http://img76.echo.cx/img76/8079/scooter1ij.jpg

[Myner]

sry bout that, it only seats one and my boy wanted a ride

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

that's ok, just look both ways next time. i wasn't so pissed as that old guy behind me.

[ILL]

this thread is nothing without Whoa :(

http://www.quixotica.com/pics/2000pics/misc1/whoa.jpg

http://biomesblog.typepad.com/the_biomes_blog/images/whoa.jpg

http://www.gunsmoke.com/scot/vacations/utah_2002/images/whoa.jpg

http://www.lpl.arizona.edu/~jmoores/whoa.jpg

http://web.media.mit.edu/~hongma/whoa/thumbs/whoa_med.jpg

http://www.ccma.csic.es/dpts/suelos/hidro/glocoph/whoa.jpg

[mad]

sluuuuuuuuurp sluuuuuuurp


man ill sounds like u suck good dick

[ILL]

Originally posted by mad@May 9 2005, 10:00 PM
sluuuuuuuuurp sluuuuuuurp


man ill sounds like u suck good dick
stfu bitch *pimp smacks "mad"*

[ares]

This ones for Whoa..

http://www.deepthroat-archive.com/huge-deepthroat-g3.jpg

B)

[mad]

bitch who you think you are

*slap slap slap


thats the sound of my balls hitting ur chin
i was rite, you do suck good dick


^ that flick above is ill on my jock
:lol:

[Wastedfrog]

pimp smacks "mad"*

talking about my bitch?

http://img165.echo.cx/img165/6217/a001w301f18mw.jpg

[ILL]

meh, what ever. it's just the inter net so i'm not gonna start beefin with you

[mad]

http://img118.echo.cx/img118/4632/bakedb134da.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
"thats rite! I'm somebody's bitch!"






This is the randomism thread
there is no beef its stupid random banter

[STONES ONES]

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/128/22/tomgreenfreddygotfinger.jpg

''daddy-would -you-like-some-saus-sa-ge's''

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/128/22/tomgreenfreddygotfing2.jpg

''i'm the backwards man, the backwards man, i can walk backwards faster than u can, i can walk backwards faster than u can''

[xylene hug]

what happend to buddys head??

[ares]

Randomism Revival

http://www.shopdrivingambition.com/images_A/RD28.jpg

http://www.getty.edu/artsednet/images/Ecology/revival-l.jpeg

http://www.trailerparkboys.org/gallery/albums/season4/Image099.sized.jpg

http://www.swoyersart.com/bollinger/revival.JPG

http://sd71.bc.ca/Sd71/Edulinks/elesplan/grandpa/website/crowsnest/www.crowsnest.bc.ca/images/revival04.jpg

http://www.icstars.com/HTML/icstars/graphics/hb/hb3_26_97-RRcaboose1.JPG

http://www.davidterry.com/landscapes/RR_crossing-lg.jpg

http://www.trailerparkboys.org/gallery/albums/misc/P19.jpg

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2003/11/29/nyregion/air.xlarge.jpg

http://www.bodygraphics.ca/series1/Aries101.jpg

[KAY-lo_use_RUST-o]

Finally a college for you fuckin hoes

http://www.bayswan.org/swfest2005/whorecollege.html

[xylene hug]

^^
the hoes got that and kanye's work out plan :lol:

[GeSuS_KRiST]

fo sho VUNIT gets that hoes
from whore college we drop knowlege
ugh wheres my snare?

http://bextruthfinder.blogs.com/mental_equilibrium/files/vomit-67.jpg
on my
http://www.beijing-snowlotus.com/images/sweater/cashmere-sweaters-CT-22199.jpg already
moms http://www.thegutsygourmet.net/spaghetti.gif

[cricket]

http://www.moceyphotography.com/123smile/stella.jpg

http://www.moceyphotography.com/123smile/stellawithbloodyhandone.jpg

http://www.moceyphotography.com/123smile/juliaone.jpg

http://www.moceyphotography.com/123smile/movingunitsseven.jpg


http://www.moceyphotography.com/123smile/nicktwo.jpg

http://www.moceyphotography.com/123smile/nickone.jpg

http://www.moceyphotography.com/123smile/myfeetone.jpg

http://www.moceyphotography.com/123smile/myhandone.jpg

http://www.moceyphotography.com/123smile/myeyesone.jpg

http://www.moceyphotography.com/familyguy1.gif

[GeSuS_KRiST]

that photograph ones hot

[cricket]

Originally posted by ares@May 10 2005, 12:06 AM

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2003/11/29/nyregion/air.xlarge.jpg

[Cherubic Meekus]

http://http://www.director-file.com/cunningham/rubber2s.jpg

[xylene hug]

http://img214.echo.cx/img214/6290/lsd27qb.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[ILL]

this is me, M.D.T, Mac Daddy T

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305680493.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
*pimp smacks BS and tells it to go make his mutha fuckin money*

[KAY-lo_use_RUST-o]

http://images.allposters.com/images/GB/MP1003.jpg

[FOEone]

cricket, everything about those pictures SCREAMS "emo kid" lol

[sika_2002]

those are some hot photos, did u take them

[ares]

Nice flicks Cricket, really feeling #'s 1, 6 and 8. You take them yourself or what?

[bigbomba']

http://weather.ou.edu/~ouscams/Merchandise/images/SCAMS%20Weather%20Weenie%20Tshirt.jpg

[FOEone]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/1064/78.jpg

i hate cars, but i saw this beautiful little girl at a show and took a pic for a friend

[dotone]

they closed my thread so heres a funny I saw some somethingawful.com

A girl in a gaming shop




"Can I get three Mage Knight boosters, please?"

It was a bright, sunny and unbearably hot Saturday in mid-June and, as usual, I was trapped behind the counter in the gaming store I worked at part-time. The skinny nerd in front of me requesting Mage Knight boosters was covered in acne and wore a stained Punisher tee-shirt, his sweaty, eager palm clutching a slightly damp 20 dollar bill. His name was Billy and he was in here all the damn time. Half-lidded, I grabbed three boxes of that accursed clicking-figures game and tossed them on the counter. He picked one of them up.

"No, dude, hand me the box of them. I need to test the weight, I'm looking for a rare." said Billy.

Somebody fucking shoot me. It's not that I hated gaming nerds; hell, a sizable percentage of them were surprisingly friendly and decent people who had an incurable obsession, like lovable alcoholics. Unfortunately the latest craze was a game called Mage Knight, which is a game where Wizards of the Coast takes money from teenagers in exchange for a box of poorly painted little action figures where you incessantly click the numbers around on the base and pretend the toys are killing eachother. I thought it was retarded, mostly because it attracted the worst kind of gamer: the obsessive collector. The kid in front of me was clearly one of these.

The bells we'd attached to the door rang and in stepped a slender redhead wearing nude lipstick and a babydoll tee-shirt with Edward Scissorhands on it. Her name was Nicole, and she was surprisingly attractive, which meant she probably wasn't here to pretend she was a dwarf or click little figures and shout obscure rules at a fat bearded guy in suspenders.

"Someone's girlfriend is here to pick them up," I thought to myself. We had girls come in to the store but nine times out of ten they were someone's mother or fiancee or wife, an enabler that couldn't break their beloved's crippling nerd habit. If they were there to game then they either already had a boyfriend or were 500 pounds and balding.

So when this girl came up to the counter and asked if we had the latest Magic: The Gathering booster set, you can imagine my confusion. If it were in my power to have summoned a question mark to stand boldly over my head, I surely would have.

"Sure, we've got it." I took the box down from the shelf and set it in front of her, finishing up the other nerd's transaction.

"Whoa, a girl who plays magic!" said Billy, a sort of derisive sneer crossing his scarred-up adolescent face.

Nicole rolled her eyes and rooted through the booster box. Billy stood there staring at her a while.

"Did you need something else, man?" I said, sitting back on my stool and picking up my newspaper.

"Oh.. uh, no.." he stammered, still staring at Nicole, who was rifling through the box like a coke addict scrounging in his couch cushions for change. Billy scuttled off back to the Gulag, which was the big free-gaming area we had in the rear of the store.

Nicole selectred three packs of cards and pulled out her wallet just as Tom came swaggering from out of the Gulag.



Tom was a regular, but he was the kind of regular nobody really wanted around. He was short, around 5 foot 6 or so, with a skinny build and an absolutely tragic haircut, parted at the side and neatly combed over the dome of his skull, with occasional stray hairs sticking out. He had beady little eyes and a moustache we all referred to as "chomo", which is short for something very unpleasant. Tom worked as a tech support guy at America Online, which had a big plant just east of where we were at. Routinely he'd come in to the store dressed in his work clothes, which was an ugly white polo shirt, khaki slacks and his dorky little employee badge hanging from his belt. This was the kind of guy who actually wore his celphone in a stupid little belt clip, like some kind of techie wannabe cowboy, fastest nerd in the west. He liked Warhammer and Battletech and every time a girl came into the store his "creepy scuzzbag" alarm went off and he arrived on the scene, ready to flirt. Frequently he's chased female customers off, to the point where we weren't sure if we should even allow him to come into the store anymore; unfortunately, Tom spent so much on games that if we kicked him out, the slow trickle of returning females wouldn't spend enough to make up what we'd lose by giving Tom the boot.

It was no surprise to me that Billy must have reported to him that there was a cute girl in the store. As he came strutting up to the counter, I was just finishing up Nicole's transaction, and I rolled my eyes.

"Hey Swami, can I get some Magic cards, man?"

"Tom, you don't play Magic." Oh christ. He's trying to pick up on this girl by buying Magic cards? Time to throw up the cockblock shield.

"I want to learn man! Are you denying me a sale?" I rolled my eyes again and pushed the booster box over near Tom. Nicole lit up a little and smiled at him.

"Oh, you wanna learn how to play?" she said.

If you've ever seen the Chuck Jones version of How The Grinch Stole Christmas, then you can envision the disgusting, villainous smile that creeped its way across Tom's wormy little mouth.

"Yeah! Hey, I've never seen you in here before." Tom said, turning to rest his elbow against the counter.

"Oh, the one store near my house closed so now I have to drive over here to get cards." Nicole said.

"Thank god for that. No competition is good competition." I said. Nicole laughed.

Tom faked a laugh. "So, do you wanna teach me how to play?"

"Sure! I hardly know anyone around here, I need someone to play with!" Nicole said. No, Tom, don't. Don't, please. Nicole, you know not of what you speak.

"Oh yeah, me too." He said, his voice clearly hinting at a stomach-turning innuendo. What a shitheel.

The two tottered off back to the Gulag and I sighed heavily. I expected her come running out screaming within an hour. A few hours later they walked back through the front of the store and stood near the entrance. Tom touched Nicole on the shoulder and smiled.

"Thanks for the lesson! Hey, what are you doing tonight?" he said. He moves quick.

"Uh, I think my mom wants me to be home for dinner." she said, moving for the door. Oh good, she's caught the foul stench of Tom's true intentions.

"Oh, okay. I'm having a party, is all. Hey so, are you gonna come back and teach me some more?"

"Sure!" Nicole smiled. "See you around!"

Nicole left and Tom swaggered on up to the counter.

"And THAT" he said, pointing at me, "Is how you pick up a hot chick! Learn from the MASTER, son!"

"Hey Tom, how old is she?" Tom shrugged.

"Sixteen."

"And you're how old?"

"Twenty three."

"You realize that makes you a creepy fuck, right?" I said, turning down my newspaper. "Pft, you're just jealous because you have no skills with the ladies."

"I have a girlfriend, Tom, and she's my age and I didn't have to buy fucking Magic cards to flirt with her."

"Whatever man." Tom scuttled back to the Gulag to return to his Warhammer match.



The next weekend Nicole came back, and I was happy to see her, because Justin was in the store. Justin was a really nice little somewhat-emo kid who was 16, played Magic and had a good head on his shoulders. I'd hoped Nicole would take a liking to him and put a stop to Tom's ridiculous cradle-robbing antics. Lucky for me, Justin was sitting at the demo table we kept in the front of the store, sorting his cards, when Nicole stepped in.

"Hey Swami!" Nicole said, cheerfully.

"Sup." I said. "Hey, Justin, this is Nicole, she's looking for someone to play Magic with." Justin lifted his head and smiled a little.

"Oh yeah? Cool." Ah, the wheels were turning. Nicole went over to the demo table and started commenting on Justin's cards.

My work here was done. Or so I thought.

The bells on the front door rang and in came Tom, holding a big card box, wearing his terminally dorky work clothes.

"Hey Nicole!" he practically shouted. "I brought some cards, are you ready to play?" Nicole lifted her head.

"Oh, yeah, maybe a little later, this guy here has some amazing decks." Nicole said, sitting down next to Justin. Atta girl.

"Well hey, maybe we can have a three-way! A little, you know, meh-nayge-ah-troys!" Tom said. It was all I could do to not leap over the counter and strangle him until his eyes popped out of his worthless little skull. I wasn't sure what offended me more; his slaughtering of the french language or the fact that he was so aggressively pursuing a sixteen year old. Justin fortunately had more sense than I'd thought.

"Dude, there's like, a Battletech tournament in the back. You're like, third on the list." Justin said.

"Oh, you're right. Shit, I forgot. Hey, I'll come out after I'm done and we'll all play together, okay?" Tom said, moving back towards the Gulag.

"Sure!" Nicole said, and gave him a little wave. Tom gave her a thumbs-up. Christ, what a faggot.

"That guy's kind of a creep." Justin said.

"Yeah, but he's nice anyway and I need people to play Magic with." Nicole pursed her lips.

"He's probably just like... trying to hit on you. Anyway did you want to play?" and the two kids started sorting out their cards.

About an hour later Nicole got up and went to the bathroom, so Justin sat back and put his feet on the chair in front of him. Tom came out, sweating like a pig.

"Hey, where's Nicole?" he asked.

"She's off reporting you to the police for being a pederast." I said. Justin laughed.

"Eight-year-olds, dude!" Justin snapped. This kid was alright.

"Very funny, you little fucker." Tom barked to Justin. "I saw her first." he sneered.

"Go fuck yourself, Tom. She isn't interested in you." Justin just sat back, shuffling his cards.

"Tom, she's way too young for you and if you scare off another female customer I'm going to ban you from the store." I said, crossing my arms. It was an empty threat, because the five to six hundred bucks Tom spent in the store every month was worth far more to me than Nicole's business, but I wanted to scare him. Just then Nicole came out. Tom turned to regard her.

"Hey Nicole, ready to play?"

"Actually Justin and I were going to get some lunch." she said, avoiding eye contact with him.

"Oh! Well hey, I'm starving, can I come along?" Tom begged.

"No." Justin said. I laughed. So did Nicole. Tom got all huffy and turned, stomping back to the Gulag. Nicole and Justin sauntered out of the store. I liked where this was going.



20 minutes later Tom comes walking out of the Gulag, clearly pissed off, his beady little eyes straining to express anger.

"Swami, that was FUCKED UP dude." He said, slamming is hand on the counter.

"What? Tom, get a fucking grip. She's not interested in you and you are WAY TOO FUCKING OLD FOR HER."

"Oh yeah? Well there's a spark there. She likes me. You can't deny that she has a thing for me!

Did you see the way she waved at me?"

"Did you hear the way she laughed when Justin completely shut your ass down? Stop being such a shithead, Tom, and give it up. Enough, this is over."

"It's not up to you!"

"You're right, but I can still do something about it. Leave her alone, man. She's a customer and you're harassing her."

"It's not harassment!" Just as Tom said this, Justin and Nicole came in. They were holding hands. Justin works fast, I'll give him that.

"Hey kids." I said, standing up from my stool. Tom stomped up to Justin.

"This isn't over!" he said, fuming mad and storming out the door. Justin and Nicole rolled their eyes and went over to the table to start up another game.

The next day was a Sunday and the store was especially busy. Justin came in a little early, holding a stack of papers.

"Hey Justin, what's up?" I asked, surprised to see him in so early.

"Dude, you have to see what I found on the internet." He turned his stack of papers around.

What greeted me was a black and white photocopied image of Tom, completely nude, standing in front of his bed, his meaty little hand gripping a tiny appendage I could only assume was supposed to be his penis. His hair was sticking up all over and he had a big shit-eating grin on his face. I burst into an epic laugh that must have lasted 10 minutes long. I actually fell off my stool.

"Dude, that is fucking SICK! Oh my GOD!" I said. "Put that shit away!"

"Hell no man! Is Tom here?"

"Yeah, he's in the back, but..."

Nicole walked in and smiled upon seeing Justin.

"Hey!" she said, walking up to him and giving him a hug from behind.

"Hey Nicole, check this..." He didn't even finish his sentence before Nicole saw the photo and burst into laughter, covering her mouth with her hand. Justin grinned and sauntered on back to the Gulag. I didn't follow, and neither did Nicole. We sat and waited.

All I heard was "HEY GUYS, CHECK IT OUT!" followed by what appeared to be stunned silence, which was followed by the loudest laughter I've ever heard in my life. 30 nerds laughing at the top of their lungs, and then one anguished scream. Justin came bolting out of the Gulag.

"I better get the fuck out of here!" he said, grabbing Nicole's arm. Tom shot out from the back room and grabbed Justin by the back of the shirt, pushing Nicole to the floor.

"HEY! KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF!" I yelled, standing up and moving to walk around the counter and stop Tom from wailing on Justin. It was too late; Tom's fist came down on Justin's face and he cracked him in the jaw. Justin had apparently made big plans for that photo, because the big stack of copies he'd made went flying everywhere, Tom's grinning, naked mug covering the floor. I moved to grab Tom's shoulders, but Justin wasn't having any of it. He kicked up and nailed Tom right in his tiny little testicles, which sent Tom to the floor in agony. Justin dropped to his knees and started wailing on Tom's face, battering his nose up and breaking out one of his teeth, surrounded by the photo.

"Wait, stop, dude, no." I said plainly, crossing my arms and standing there. By now a huge crowd had gathered and someone was frantically calling the police on his celphone, but nobody was moving to pull Justin off of Tom, who at this point had become a crumpled little bloody ball on the floor. Justin stood up and spat on him, turning back to help Nicole up off the floor. Tom started crying, curling into a fetal position. Everyone just stood there, watching him bleed all over the tile.

He deserved every blow. What an asshole.

THE END

[bigbomba']

thats jsut peachy but i dindt read that novel

[ILL]

yarr me matey
http://home.flash.net/~dadis/pirate/Pirate.jpg

http://shiftingbaselines.org/blog/images/pirate.jpg

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2002/BUSINESS/asia/10/03/us.martha.biz/story2.martha.stewart.jpg

http://www.blackbeard.co.uk/pirate%20weekend%202%20003%20PF.jpg

http://pirateshold.buccaneersoft.com/hold/pirate.jpg

http://www.piratehaus.com/images/woman%20pirate.jpg

[GeSuS_KRiST]

hahahaha all pirates and one of martha stewert.... the orginal pirate hooker... that bitch from whore island.... i like her pillows tho and she makes quality roller sleeves

[xylene hug]

Originally posted by GeSuS_KRiST@May 10 2005, 09:48 PM
hahahaha all pirates and one of martha stewert.... the orginal pirate hooker... that bitch from whore island.... i like her pillows tho and she makes quality roller sleeves
v-unit would have been kick ass pirates back in the day,
right first make uni?? :lol:

[SALVO]

Originally posted by ILL@May 10 2005, 06:44 PM
http://www.piratehaus.com/images/woman%20pirate.jpg
WHAT NEGRO!?!?!

I'mma do it like this to yo punk ass mark ass steppin ass shankin foos gets em stuck up

[seap!]

see the Roman Polanski pirate movie.

[xylene hug]

http://img55.echo.cx/img55/3797/1vunit9gu.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
http://img55.echo.cx/img55/1261/2vunit5bs.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
^whoa^
http://img55.echo.cx/img55/5302/3vunit7bo.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
http://img55.echo.cx/img55/5302/3vunit7bo.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
http://img55.echo.cx/img55/1402/5vunit6qe.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)





yarrrr!!!

[Rik JamEs]

Originally posted by dotone@May 10 2005, 05:07 PM
they closed my thread so heres a funny I saw some somethingawful.com

A girl in a gaming shop




"Can I get three Mage Knight boosters, please?"

It was a bright, sunny and unbearably hot Saturday in mid-June and, as usual, I was trapped behind the counter in the gaming store I worked at part-time. The skinny nerd in front of me requesting Mage Knight boosters was covered in acne and wore a stained Punisher tee-shirt, his sweaty, eager palm clutching a slightly damp 20 dollar bill. His name was Billy and he was in here all the damn time. Half-lidded, I grabbed three boxes of that accursed clicking-figures game and tossed them on the counter. He picked one of them up.

"No, dude, hand me the box of them. I need to test the weight, I'm looking for a rare." said Billy.

Somebody fucking shoot me. It's not that I hated gaming nerds; hell, a sizable percentage of them were surprisingly friendly and decent people who had an incurable obsession, like lovable alcoholics. Unfortunately the latest craze was a game called Mage Knight, which is a game where Wizards of the Coast takes money from teenagers in exchange for a box of poorly painted little action figures where you incessantly click the numbers around on the base and pretend the toys are killing eachother. I thought it was retarded, mostly because it attracted the worst kind of gamer: the obsessive collector. The kid in front of me was clearly one of these.

The bells we'd attached to the door rang and in stepped a slender redhead wearing nude lipstick and a babydoll tee-shirt with Edward Scissorhands on it. Her name was Nicole, and she was surprisingly attractive, which meant she probably wasn't here to pretend she was a dwarf or click little figures and shout obscure rules at a fat bearded guy in suspenders.

"Someone's girlfriend is here to pick them up," I thought to myself. We had girls come in to the store but nine times out of ten they were someone's mother or fiancee or wife, an enabler that couldn't break their beloved's crippling nerd habit. If they were there to game then they either already had a boyfriend or were 500 pounds and balding.

So when this girl came up to the counter and asked if we had the latest Magic: The Gathering booster set, you can imagine my confusion. If it were in my power to have summoned a question mark to stand boldly over my head, I surely would have.

"Sure, we've got it." I took the box down from the shelf and set it in front of her, finishing up the other nerd's transaction.

"Whoa, a girl who plays magic!" said Billy, a sort of derisive sneer crossing his scarred-up adolescent face.

Nicole rolled her eyes and rooted through the booster box. Billy stood there staring at her a while.

"Did you need something else, man?" I said, sitting back on my stool and picking up my newspaper.

"Oh.. uh, no.." he stammered, still staring at Nicole, who was rifling through the box like a coke addict scrounging in his couch cushions for change. Billy scuttled off back to the Gulag, which was the big free-gaming area we had in the rear of the store.

Nicole selectred three packs of cards and pulled out her wallet just as Tom came swaggering from out of the Gulag.



Tom was a regular, but he was the kind of regular nobody really wanted around. He was short, around 5 foot 6 or so, with a skinny build and an absolutely tragic haircut, parted at the side and neatly combed over the dome of his skull, with occasional stray hairs sticking out. He had beady little eyes and a moustache we all referred to as "chomo", which is short for something very unpleasant. Tom worked as a tech support guy at America Online, which had a big plant just east of where we were at. Routinely he'd come in to the store dressed in his work clothes, which was an ugly white polo shirt, khaki slacks and his dorky little employee badge hanging from his belt. This was the kind of guy who actually wore his celphone in a stupid little belt clip, like some kind of techie wannabe cowboy, fastest nerd in the west. He liked Warhammer and Battletech and every time a girl came into the store his "creepy scuzzbag" alarm went off and he arrived on the scene, ready to flirt. Frequently he's chased female customers off, to the point where we weren't sure if we should even allow him to come into the store anymore; unfortunately, Tom spent so much on games that if we kicked him out, the slow trickle of returning females wouldn't spend enough to make up what we'd lose by giving Tom the boot.

It was no surprise to me that Billy must have reported to him that there was a cute girl in the store. As he came strutting up to the counter, I was just finishing up Nicole's transaction, and I rolled my eyes.

"Hey Swami, can I get some Magic cards, man?"

"Tom, you don't play Magic." Oh christ. He's trying to pick up on this girl by buying Magic cards? Time to throw up the cockblock shield.

"I want to learn man! Are you denying me a sale?" I rolled my eyes again and pushed the booster box over near Tom. Nicole lit up a little and smiled at him.

"Oh, you wanna learn how to play?" she said.

If you've ever seen the Chuck Jones version of How The Grinch Stole Christmas, then you can envision the disgusting, villainous smile that creeped its way across Tom's wormy little mouth.

"Yeah! Hey, I've never seen you in here before." Tom said, turning to rest his elbow against the counter.

"Oh, the one store near my house closed so now I have to drive over here to get cards." Nicole said.

"Thank god for that. No competition is good competition." I said. Nicole laughed.

Tom faked a laugh. "So, do you wanna teach me how to play?"

"Sure! I hardly know anyone around here, I need someone to play with!" Nicole said. No, Tom, don't. Don't, please. Nicole, you know not of what you speak.

"Oh yeah, me too." He said, his voice clearly hinting at a stomach-turning innuendo. What a shitheel.

The two tottered off back to the Gulag and I sighed heavily. I expected her come running out screaming within an hour. A few hours later they walked back through the front of the store and stood near the entrance. Tom touched Nicole on the shoulder and smiled.

"Thanks for the lesson! Hey, what are you doing tonight?" he said. He moves quick.

"Uh, I think my mom wants me to be home for dinner." she said, moving for the door. Oh good, she's caught the foul stench of Tom's true intentions.

"Oh, okay. I'm having a party, is all. Hey so, are you gonna come back and teach me some more?"

"Sure!" Nicole smiled. "See you around!"

Nicole left and Tom swaggered on up to the counter.

"And THAT" he said, pointing at me, "Is how you pick up a hot chick! Learn from the MASTER, son!"

"Hey Tom, how old is she?" Tom shrugged.

"Sixteen."

"And you're how old?"

"Twenty three."

"You realize that makes you a creepy fuck, right?" I said, turning down my newspaper. "Pft, you're just jealous because you have no skills with the ladies."

"I have a girlfriend, Tom, and she's my age and I didn't have to buy fucking Magic cards to flirt with her."

"Whatever man." Tom scuttled back to the Gulag to return to his Warhammer match.



The next weekend Nicole came back, and I was happy to see her, because Justin was in the store. Justin was a really nice little somewhat-emo kid who was 16, played Magic and had a good head on his shoulders. I'd hoped Nicole would take a liking to him and put a stop to Tom's ridiculous cradle-robbing antics. Lucky for me, Justin was sitting at the demo table we kept in the front of the store, sorting his cards, when Nicole stepped in.

"Hey Swami!" Nicole said, cheerfully.

"Sup." I said. "Hey, Justin, this is Nicole, she's looking for someone to play Magic with." Justin lifted his head and smiled a little.

"Oh yeah? Cool." Ah, the wheels were turning. Nicole went over to the demo table and started commenting on Justin's cards.

My work here was done. Or so I thought.

The bells on the front door rang and in came Tom, holding a big card box, wearing his terminally dorky work clothes.

"Hey Nicole!" he practically shouted. "I brought some cards, are you ready to play?" Nicole lifted her head.

"Oh, yeah, maybe a little later, this guy here has some amazing decks." Nicole said, sitting down next to Justin. Atta girl.

"Well hey, maybe we can have a three-way! A little, you know, meh-nayge-ah-troys!" Tom said. It was all I could do to not leap over the counter and strangle him until his eyes popped out of his worthless little skull. I wasn't sure what offended me more; his slaughtering of the french language or the fact that he was so aggressively pursuing a sixteen year old. Justin fortunately had more sense than I'd thought.

"Dude, there's like, a Battletech tournament in the back. You're like, third on the list." Justin said.

"Oh, you're right. Shit, I forgot. Hey, I'll come out after I'm done and we'll all play together, okay?" Tom said, moving back towards the Gulag.

"Sure!" Nicole said, and gave him a little wave. Tom gave her a thumbs-up. Christ, what a faggot.

"That guy's kind of a creep." Justin said.

"Yeah, but he's nice anyway and I need people to play Magic with." Nicole pursed her lips.

"He's probably just like... trying to hit on you. Anyway did you want to play?" and the two kids started sorting out their cards.

About an hour later Nicole got up and went to the bathroom, so Justin sat back and put his feet on the chair in front of him. Tom came out, sweating like a pig.

"Hey, where's Nicole?" he asked.

"She's off reporting you to the police for being a pederast." I said. Justin laughed.

"Eight-year-olds, dude!" Justin snapped. This kid was alright.

"Very funny, you little fucker." Tom barked to Justin. "I saw her first." he sneered.

"Go fuck yourself, Tom. She isn't interested in you." Justin just sat back, shuffling his cards.

"Tom, she's way too young for you and if you scare off another female customer I'm going to ban you from the store." I said, crossing my arms. It was an empty threat, because the five to six hundred bucks Tom spent in the store every month was worth far more to me than Nicole's business, but I wanted to scare him. Just then Nicole came out. Tom turned to regard her.

"Hey Nicole, ready to play?"

"Actually Justin and I were going to get some lunch." she said, avoiding eye contact with him.

"Oh! Well hey, I'm starving, can I come along?" Tom begged.

"No." Justin said. I laughed. So did Nicole. Tom got all huffy and turned, stomping back to the Gulag. Nicole and Justin sauntered out of the store. I liked where this was going.



20 minutes later Tom comes walking out of the Gulag, clearly pissed off, his beady little eyes straining to express anger.

"Swami, that was FUCKED UP dude." He said, slamming is hand on the counter.

"What? Tom, get a fucking grip. She's not interested in you and you are WAY TOO FUCKING OLD FOR HER."

"Oh yeah? Well there's a spark there. She likes me. You can't deny that she has a thing for me!

Did you see the way she waved at me?"

"Did you hear the way she laughed when Justin completely shut your ass down? Stop being such a shithead, Tom, and give it up. Enough, this is over."

"It's not up to you!"

"You're right, but I can still do something about it. Leave her alone, man. She's a customer and you're harassing her."

"It's not harassment!" Just as Tom said this, Justin and Nicole came in. They were holding hands. Justin works fast, I'll give him that.

"Hey kids." I said, standing up from my stool. Tom stomped up to Justin.

"This isn't over!" he said, fuming mad and storming out the door. Justin and Nicole rolled their eyes and went over to the table to start up another game.

The next day was a Sunday and the store was especially busy. Justin came in a little early, holding a stack of papers.

"Hey Justin, what's up?" I asked, surprised to see him in so early.

"Dude, you have to see what I found on the internet." He turned his stack of papers around.

What greeted me was a black and white photocopied image of Tom, completely nude, standing in front of his bed, his meaty little hand gripping a tiny appendage I could only assume was supposed to be his penis. His hair was sticking up all over and he had a big shit-eating grin on his face. I burst into an epic laugh that must have lasted 10 minutes long. I actually fell off my stool.

"Dude, that is fucking SICK! Oh my GOD!" I said. "Put that shit away!"

"Hell no man! Is Tom here?"

"Yeah, he's in the back, but..."

Nicole walked in and smiled upon seeing Justin.

"Hey!" she said, walking up to him and giving him a hug from behind.

"Hey Nicole, check this..." He didn't even finish his sentence before Nicole saw the photo and burst into laughter, covering her mouth with her hand. Justin grinned and sauntered on back to the Gulag. I didn't follow, and neither did Nicole. We sat and waited.

All I heard was "HEY GUYS, CHECK IT OUT!" followed by what appeared to be stunned silence, which was followed by the loudest laughter I've ever heard in my life. 30 nerds laughing at the top of their lungs, and then one anguished scream. Justin came bolting out of the Gulag.

"I better get the fuck out of here!" he said, grabbing Nicole's arm. Tom shot out from the back room and grabbed Justin by the back of the shirt, pushing Nicole to the floor.

"HEY! KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF!" I yelled, standing up and moving to walk around the counter and stop Tom from wailing on Justin. It was too late; Tom's fist came down on Justin's face and he cracked him in the jaw. Justin had apparently made big plans for that photo, because the big stack of copies he'd made went flying everywhere, Tom's grinning, naked mug covering the floor. I moved to grab Tom's shoulders, but Justin wasn't having any of it. He kicked up and nailed Tom right in his tiny little testicles, which sent Tom to the floor in agony. Justin dropped to his knees and started wailing on Tom's face, battering his nose up and breaking out one of his teeth, surrounded by the photo.

"Wait, stop, dude, no." I said plainly, crossing my arms and standing there. By now a huge crowd had gathered and someone was frantically calling the police on his celphone, but nobody was moving to pull Justin off of Tom, who at this point had become a crumpled little bloody ball on the floor. Justin stood up and spat on him, turning back to help Nicole up off the floor. Tom started crying, curling into a fetal position. Everyone just stood there, watching him bleed all over the tile.

He deserved every blow. What an asshole.

THE END
do u really expect any one to read that ?

just tell what happened w/ out every little detail

[xylene hug]

http://img181.echo.cx/img181/2576/derpturk1ym.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)


i found this on google but wish i would have thought this up

[KAY-lo_use_RUST-o]

Originally posted by xylene hug@May 11 2005, 11:03 AM
http://img55.echo.cx/img55/3797/1vunit9gu.jpg
http://img55.echo.cx/img55/1402/5vunit6qe.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)





:lol: :lol:

[Rik JamEs]

Originally posted by STONES ONES+May 7 2005, 06:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (STONES ONES @ May 7 2005, 06:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Rik JamEs@May 7 2005, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by **MATEO**@May 7 2005, 03:44 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-scrabble@May 7 2005, 03:37 PM
its too bad that NH is run by RI writers
and RI is run by CT writers
HA haha HA HA HA HA HA HA HHAAHAHAHaH that had to be one of the funniest things I've heard all day. :lol:

there arent even any CT cities near RI all the Cities in CT are basically on the west.
if your gonna say shit like that atleast no what your talkin about
rick james why do u always sound like a little bitch. u dont sound cool acting like a cocky little know it all internet junky [/b][/quote]
o my god i didnt know you could here people talking online thats crazy that you can here my sounding like a bitch

[seap!]

I like that turkey.

[Myner]

i know i aint v but this fool is st8 up G
http://img232.echo.cx/img232/4773/wigger7te.jpg

[SALVO]

Gee Double You, yea you know hes underground.

[bigbomba']

http://penguinppc.org/~olaf/blond.jpg

[Rik JamEs]

^ sag n' rags :lol:

[skateparadise]

bigbomba' is that your girl friend?

[Tony]

Originally posted by Wastedfrog@May 9 2005, 06:09 PM
pimp smacks "mad"*

talking about my bitch?

http://img165.echo.cx/img165/6217/a001w301f18mw.jpg
she lookes exactly like some girl at my school







and im not jokeing

[ASEN]

we need proof.

[Tony]

i'll see what i can do when the year book comes out, shouldnt be long

[->ChAoSone]

Originally posted by Myner@May 11 2005, 03:42 PM
i know i aint v but this fool is st8 up G
http://img232.echo.cx/img232/4773/wigger7te.jpg
hahaaha thats funny :D

[Rik JamEs]

why does everyone suck v-units cocks ?

[oblong]

http://img253.echo.cx/img253/6753/dsc050338hy.jpg

enclsure i have been building
2 15's and a 10
pushed 3000 watts

[drugaddict]

u should try 2 12's and a 15 ...
now that shti puuuuumps :)

[SpLiTbomber]

fuck fuck bitch cock asshole pussy, and above all , tities

[SoldAsFreedom]

600 pages of pure bullshit..

[bigbomba']

only on BS can we have 600 pages of 100% pure bull shit

[Tony]

DONT YOU EVER SPEAK OF RANDOMISM THAT WAY.






:wub: randomism :wub:

[SALVO]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/bigpest/179_crap.gif

[SALVO]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/bigpest/pulp_fiction0.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/bigpest/hst_typewritter.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/bigpest/Lil20Jon.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/bigpest/T001-025.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/bigpest/NSRG_launch_01.jpg

[SALVO]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/bigpest/T001-018.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/bigpest/R001-004.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/bigpest/T001-021.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/bigpest/T001-019.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/bigpest/T001-024.jpg
WOOOOO PARIS

[SALVO]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/bigpest/T001-014.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/bigpest/T001-007.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/bigpest/T001-005.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/bigpest/T001-010.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/bigpest/T001-004.jpg

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

this song's in bedtime stories and it's stuck in my head




I hear the train a comin'; it's rollin' 'round the bend,
And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when.
I'm stuck at Folsom Prison and time keeps draggin' on.
But that train keeps rollin' on down to San Antone.

When I was just a baby, my mama told me, "Son,
Always be a good boy; don't ever play with guns."
But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
When I hear that whistle blowin' I hang my head and cry.

I bet there's rich folk eatin' in a fancy dining car.
They're prob'ly drinkin' coffee and smokin' big cigars,
But I know I had it comin', I know I can't be free,
But those people keep a movin', and that's what tortures me.

Well, if they freed me from this prison, if that railroad train was mine,
I bet I'd move on over a little farther down the line,
Far from Folsom Prison, that's where I want to stay,
And I'd let that lonesome whistle blow my blues away

[meatgrinder]

Originally posted by Wastedfrog@May 9 2005, 11:22 AM
Seriously, the russians was worst than the nazi and the ss And staline killed more poeple than hitler.
If it wasnt for the soviets there most of russia would have been goose stepping

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

http://img138.echo.cx/img138/3299/idisagree3rz.jpg
http://img142.echo.cx/img142/1859/kangaroo4xj.jpg
http://img93.echo.cx/img93/4655/talkinbout4cq.jpg
http://img74.echo.cx/img74/8205/uck2ty.jpg
http://img192.echo.cx/img192/2453/watermelon7pm.jpg

[Tony]

"ohhhhhh reginald.....









I DISSAGREE"

[Rik JamEs]

back to the old school randomism
http://homepages.gac.edu/~wolfe/pics/house/orig/03-woods.jpg
http://www.sunsetwaste.com/dumpster.jpg
http://www.albinotricolors.com/images/sn%20x%20sn%20two%20babies%20sm.jpg
http://www.renewal.org.au/object/front.jpg
http://www.rockabillyhall.com/ElVez.01.jpg
http://seis.natsci.csulb.edu/bperry/metaconglhandsample2.JPG
http://www.zoobojnice.sk/noviny_ZOO/2002/15_09_50_biela%20gorila.jpg
http://www.esys.org/news/ship%20on%20the%20rocks.jpg
http://digilander.libero.it/cuoccimix/hippies.jpg

[mad]

wow this is a proper randomism page

if only our black book thread was as dizzope as this one

[ILL]

http://www.thebeerstore.ca/chill/Issue1/bubbles2.jpg

http://www.supercars.net/garages/MR2T/titlegraphic.jpg

http://www.exclaim.ca/images/up-trailer_park_boys.jpg

http://i19.ebayimg.com/03/i/03/1c/f0/2b_1_b.JPG

http://www.sceneandheard.ca/images/trailer2.jpg

http://www.sceneandheard.ca/images/V4/TPBs4b.jpg

http://www.viewerplus.com/ImagesPro/tpb3dvd.gif

http://www.mala.bc.ca/~soules/mTheory/vol3/brown/boys.jpg

http://www.trailerparkboys.com/images/splash(forREAL)_06.jpg

stragit outta Nova Scotia

[Tony]

who's got your belly?

[ILL]

lol i was just wachin that

[ares]

Things are supposed to go down next episode. Its not like Lahey's foolin anyone, hes still a drunk. By far the best scene was infront of the strip club. Trevor knows all about the male dancers... I wonder if corey and trevor are finally going to jail this season.

I'll fuckin crank any one of ya's Mr. T and Fidel Castro

Also, right at the end ray says, you lied to the guy in the fucking chair, as he gets up and walks into his sleeper.

[Art Vandilay]

http://www.passedoutwookies.com/albums/Passed-Out-Wookies-Submissions%21/wook18f.jpg


i dont know if this pic works. go to

www.passedoutwookies.com

for funny pictuers of passed out hippies

[ILL]

stfu (http://stfu.logout.us/)

and about trailer park boys, there supposed to be shooting a movie some time soon, i think they were supposed to do it last summer but somethin got fucked up and they couldn't do it

[ILL]

Triple Threat from Halifax, heres the trailer to the dvd thats gonna be comein out with there mixtape an May 19, 40 some songs and a dvd, gonna be dope as fuck but you can only get it in Nova Scotia

Triple Threat (http://s12.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3N9BY1L52YLKR144WAYZHB7I1X)

[xylene hug]

http://img252.echo.cx/img252/1738/cartman2ew.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
http://img233.echo.cx/img233/2724/kidguns24vy.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
http://img8.echo.cx/img8/4838/resize4xg.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
http://img233.echo.cx/img233/8969/lsd21mo.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
http://img70.echo.cx/img70/1954/2vunit1hq.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
http://img233.echo.cx/img233/4213/froggun1hk.gif (http://www.imageshack.us)
kill your self toy!
v-unit hit squad

[ehobo]

hhaha that last 1 is so funny

[bigbomba']

i get dizzy when i look at this pic




http://home.student.uu.se/chmi6633/drunk.jpg

[xylene hug]

DAAAHHH!!!
that soo got me dizzy

[ASEN]

Shit, that chinese girl had me starin fo 5 minutes.

Red wine, drum n' bass, and a black panther. So far, so good.

[ILL]

http://www.google.com/googleblog/halloween9.jpg

[ILL]

http://www.olegvolk.net/olegv/wisconsin/seal.JPG

http://www.re-run.com/gallery/albums/opp/dscf0025.jpg

http://www.bastish.net/gallery/albums/album131/Baby_Shower_006.jpg

http://www.sanrio.com/main/games/downloads/desktops/ktballet1024.gif

http://ada.sics.se/demo/images/2003/05/mmsblog_820596749_798.jpg

http://www.nataliedee.com/021304/hello.jpg

[ares]

This girl just threw up all over the sheet on my couch.

Drink your face offf friday..7 deep and still not quiting.

http://www.40ouncebeer.com/pics400/luckylagerbeerbottle.jpg

http://rlux.com/corona_beer_sunset.jpg

http://www.40ouncebeer.com/pics400/labattbluebottle.jpg





Just nod if you can hear me, is there anyone home?

?.

*9

[Art Vandilay]

lucky lager makes 40s????/ fuck yes.

shouldnt they be like 37s... since their beers are 11s??


do hey have little riddles on the cap?


yeahhhhh

[bigbomba']

http://www.w3design.it/immagini/bg_grafica.jpg
http://people.whitman.edu/~yancey/rattail2.JPG
http://eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/drunkkangaroo.jpg
http://7art-screensavers.com/screenshots/wild-animals/kangaroo.jpg
http://www.crock14.cz/foto/novo_003q.JPG
http://www.facethewind.com/chase98/sept7/boat.jpg
http://tractortestlab.unl.edu/oldsite/cat/Cat95E.JPG

[bigbomba']

http://hometown.aol.com/sagephoenix/images/yellow%20submarine.jpg
http://www.cia.gov/csi/studies/97unclass/p69.gif
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/38/1337/1024/New%20Mt%20Rushmore.jpg
http://thadk.net/photos/pisa/mjohnson%20and%20leaning%20tower.jpg
http://south-will-rise-again.com/us_rebel_flag3.jpg
http://www.anythingxtreme.com/pimages/g/Gun-WG-ACVF04-Rd.jpg
http://www.tropicalisland.de/komodo/images/BMU%20Komodo%20Island%20wild%20pig%203008x2000.jpg
PIGGY^^
http://www.rcminvitational.com/images/official_tooth_paste.jpg

[bigbomba']

http://www.markflowers.com/publications___projects/ukraine/birthdefect2/ukrainian_orphan_with_birth_defect2web.jpg
http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/f-16-eglin1.jpg
http://penut.net/images/links/donkey.jpg
http://www.pauleau.net/archives/drowning.jpg
http://interwaryears.8m.net/Hitler.jpg
http://www.courttv.com/graphics/ctv/casefiles/mcveigh/mcveigh_head.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/nl/thumb/5/53/200px-Oklahoma_city_bombing.jpg
http://www.realsculpt.com/gallery/jerseydevil.jpg
http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/vinci/joconde/joconde.jpg

[vegimite on toast]

I would have said "good random post" except you said "stupid arabs".

[LUCKY LUCIANO]

its stupid pakistanian

[bigbomba']

i said nothing of the sort

[bigbomba']

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38393000/jpg/_38393241_merrick150.jpg
http://www.wikimusic.de/files/article/news/1089789893/400x600/notbig_83.jpg
http://www.undercover.com.au/pics/2pac.jpg
http://members.aol.com/puppetfx/hillbilly.JPG

http://www.northernbrewer.com/pics/fullsize/rb-soda-pop.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39505000/jpg/_39505760_031120matansospec.jpg
http://www.sixtiescity.com/Events/Images/castro.jpg

http://www.transsib.com/moscow/Basilius.jpg
http://i.timeinc.net/time/daily/special/photo/demday1/zombie.jpg
http://www.creativecakes.com/images/jumping_the_broom.jpg

[ASEN]

http://img154.echo.cx/img154/2594/alinazi3ve.th.jpg (http://img154.echo.cx/my.php?image=alinazi3ve.jpg)

''Please, do not lock up the daughter. Want to have fun time, party fun, ja?''

[Wastedfrog]

MY previous post was deleted by moderetor?????FukcingNazyAssHoles!

http://img213.echo.cx/img213/3893/ear20to20the20forum4u9ze.jpg

[ASEN]

I thought those pics were funny, cept for the flags-in-ass mutilation. That guy had ''RACIST'' tatooed on his forehead,pretty hardcore

[Wastedfrog]

kk, u right. But when i saw this pic, i said to myself OMFG what a real motherfuckerwhowouldlike2killanybody nazi. Im was just sharing this with you

[DismGraffiti]

you know whats stupid?

graffiti is one of the most hated things in society yet when ever you turn on the tv its on. its in comercials and movies and shows.

and it is one of the things peers respect you of.

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

http://memewatch.com/art/hippies.jpg

[bigbomba']

http://www.2violent.com/Charles-Manson1.jpg
http://www.photographyblog.com/gallery/data/3041/1318Hells_angels_.jpg
http://www.t-n-t.us/profiles/pmes/images/contortionist.jpg
i wonder what else she can do
http://www.bakbakan.com/images/reyg.gif
http://www.a-wild-boar-hog-hunting-florida-guide-service.com/boar-dog%20fight%203-18-00.jpg
http://steelcofence.com/Specialty%20Fence/Razor%20Wire.jpg
http://www.web.apc.org/~ara/Art/nazi_scu.gif
http://pbskids.kids.us/images/sub-square-barney.gif
http://www.cs.utah.edu/~riloff/pictures/Barney.gif

[FOEone]

Originally posted by bigbomba'@May 14 2005, 07:13 PM
http://www.web.apc.org/~ara/Art/nazi_scu.gif
i have that patch

[scrabble]

dont front nazi boy


jjk jk in boston they were having the remembrance thing for the holocaust victims and some nazis came all the way from arkansas to protest it.

i guess they take being a nazi real seriously.

[bigbomba']

http://www.arches.uga.edu/~newell/images/Rattlesnake%20Sapelo.jpg
http://www.lacensura.com/principal/fotos/fotos_camisetas/cami_noremorse.JPG
http://www.pa-aware.org/assets/images/what/B-20.jpg
http://www.africawithin.com/malcolmx/mx1.gif
malcom X
http://www.landscaper.net/images/155Noble2.jpg
Vietnam 1962^

VS
http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t040/T040808A.jpg
Gulf War 1990
VS
http://www.geog.nau.edu/courses/twp/ggr480/G480may2003/hawkins48.JPG
Iraqi Freedom 2005....

what has changed other than the size of gunes we have?

[scrabble]

the last one isnt artillery its anti air craft/aint missle aka patriot missles

id say the artillery is that same thing as the gulf war maybe a few upgrades.

[bigbomba']

i no the last one is a patriot i couldnt find another pic.... and arnt patroit missles used to shot SCUDS out of the sky?

[DismGraffiti]

well yaeh and any other hostile aircraft.




hence the name "anti-aircract"

[ILL]

http://www.b-boys.com/images/oldschool/nwa.jpg

http://www.posterworx.co.nz/images/music/P721NWA_MostDangerous_M.jpg

http://www.webm8.co.uk/riddler/mp3rap/nwa-straight_outta_compton.jpg

http://www.transatlanticpub.com/cat/music/nwa.jpg

http://www.the411online.com/nwa.jpg

http://www.dustygroove.com/images/products/n/nwa~~~~~~~~_*****z4li_101b.jpg

http://www.sachsreport.com/NWA%20100%20miles%20and%20runnin%20copyright%20sam pling%20de%20minimis%20section%2017%20usc%20101%20 102%20clinton%20hip%20hop%20rap.jpg

http://www.ministryofsound.com.au/cms_files/ministry/images/free/pics_music_artists/nwa/nwa_group.150x150.jpg

http://www.metropolia.net/grafika/nwa.jpg

BEST RAP GROUP EVER!!!!

[skateparadise]

a friend of mine is an anti-tank sniper in the Marines and he was up in a tower with 2 other snipers. and he was the only one up. and he saw 2 Iraqies with AK's in there hands and he called someone too see if it was alright to take fire and the guy said alright take them out if they are comming twords you. well these 2 iraq people were hundreds of feet away from the tower, they couldent shoot the tower if there life depended on it. well my friend with his anti tank sniper lined up with the dude on the left (the iraqie on the left) and let me tell you these bullets are HUGE they explode on contact, and he aims and shoots.... the iraq guy blew up nothing but his boots were left, and the guy on his right slowly put his gun down and started to back away and then walk away really slowly. and then my friend called the guy bacj up and was liek ehy what should i do the guy droped his gun and is leaving? and the commander in charge said ... well if you think you can shoot him... shoot him.... and so my friend lines up and he was like.... damn i cant shoot someone in there back... but more then likely the iraq guy went back to there hide out and got another gun...

[Flow]

http://www.merit.edu/~jrussell/jobbienooner2/steph-jason-dog-tuell.jpg
http://davidfriedmanart.com/IMAGES/Cantweall36072.jpg
http://www.pulgaritrap.com/globalcontent/gallery/helmetswitch_kiss.jpg
http://www.ridiculopathy.com/stock/condit1.jpg
http://www.wyrde.com/pictures/Stuff2003/Image29.jpg
http://www.crimsonpirates.com/pics-tcp-campweequahic7.jpg
http://www.popculturemadness.com/Pics/Yvonne-Craig-08d.jpg
http://www.notduck.com/images/wt-snowfields.jpg
http://www.tampatantrum.com/images/freudsnow.jpg
http://www.twyman-whitney.com/issues/laraza.jpg

[bruce]

Originally posted by skateparadise@May 14 2005, 11:29 PM
a friend of mine is an anti-tank sniper in the Marines and he was up in a tower with 2 other snipers. and he was the only one up. and he saw 2 Iraqies with AK's in there hands and he called someone too see if it was alright to take fire and the guy said alright take them out if they are comming twords you. well these 2 iraq people were hundreds of feet away from the tower, they couldent shoot the tower if there life depended on it. well my friend with his anti tank sniper lined up with the dude on the left (the iraqie on the left) and let me tell you these bullets are HUGE they explode on contact, and he aims and shoots.... the iraq guy blew up nothing but his boots were left, and the guy on his right slowly put his gun down and started to back away and then walk away really slowly. and then my friend called the guy bacj up and was liek ehy what should i do the guy droped his gun and is leaving? and the commander in charge said ... well if you think you can shoot him... shoot him.... and so my friend lines up and he was like.... damn i cant shoot someone in there back... but more then likely the iraq guy went back to there hide out and got another gun...
im from america...i cant spell for shit but thats why the army paid for my university education...yeah yeah...so now i kill people who try and defend theyre homes...yeah thats it...so i can get an education paid for a governement who wont support my elementary level teachings...

yeah yeah...

*shoots gun off in the air*

lets hear it for big buisiness...

adam smith is my heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerooooooooooooooooooo!

[cricket]

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/153/2884/640/image002.jpg

A head shot from a Barette 50 cal.

Your full of shit redneck

[DOUK or DIE]

whats with the confederate flag you hicK

[DOUK or DIE]

Flow, you are the master of randomism

[skateparadise]

Originally posted by cricket@May 15 2005, 01:20 PM
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/153/2884/640/image002.jpg

A head shot from a Barette 50 cal.

Your full of shit redneck
it happend, you just dont belive me cause of the flag in my sig. you have soemhting agenst me.... WOW i dont care its the internet. if you think my story is a lie then dont read it. but it happend, ok REDNECK? you fuckin piece of shit.

[ILL]

http://www.cfap.org/photo/small_farm.jpg

http://www.bartronsupply.com/Eckel%20Farms%201.jpg

http://www.dba-oracle.com/images/redneck_mentor.jpg

http://www.teresco.org/pics/signs/20030827/alabama.jpg

http://www.menintools.com/images/avalanche3.jpg

http://www.ridethewilderness.com/ATV%20Tours%20near%20Algonquin%20Park.jpg

c'mon to ah

[skateparadise]

Originally posted by cricket@May 15 2005, 01:20 PM
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/153/2884/640/image002.jpg

A head shot from a Barette 50 cal.

Your full of shit redneck
it was a Anti-tank sniper. i think it has liquid urathaine in the bullet. and explodes on contact. im not talkign about a Barette.

[MoNkEy]

Burnt face man (http://www.burntfaceman.com)

[ILL]

my hat

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/TOBpimp/DSCF0730.jpg

[Steez]

http://img79.echo.cx/img79/8871/shirt5bp.jpg
http://www.celebritywonder.com/mp/2001_Pootie_Tang/lance_crouther_chris_rock_pootie_tang_001.jpg

[Tony]

http://amor.cms.hu-berlin.de/~h0444yfq/Vancouver.jpg

page 604

[Art Vandilay]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y11/name1name1name1/cops-takin-a-break.jpg

new yorks finest at work. a canine unit also u can see the leash but not the dog. i wonder if dogs eat dunkin donuts

[Tony]

http://www.sptimes.com/News/072901/photos/drug-bust.jpg
http://www.mda.ca/news/pr/photos/police_car.jpg
http://policecanada.ca/Canada/BritishColumbia/VancouverBC21_MorleyLymburner.jpg

[ehobo]

hahah thats funny

[ASEN]

Originally posted by Tony@May 15 2005, 05:13 PM
http://policecanada.ca/Canada/BritishColumbia/VancouverBC21_MorleyLymburner.jpg


Smarts are all over France and europe in general, and they're starting to pop up quite a bit over here in Quebec. I personally hate those fucking cars.

[ehobo]

i no they look so stupid

[ares]

Im going to put my spacesuit on boys, then we'll get this dirty cocksucker in the air.

I can't believe cops are driving those smart cars..

Shit snares Randy, shit snares

[ViKn]

http://members.lycos.co.uk/eightsix/Smart.jpg

i realy dont like them, but i thought this was a good shot

[SALVO]

There were lots of "smarts" in Paris when I was there...I wouldn't mind seeing those over here in the US instead of all the gas guzzlers. But we all know the shit the government has to keep on the DL just to keep profits up.

[ASEN]

http://img175.echo.cx/img175/5139/autosmart2oj.th.jpg (http://img175.echo.cx/my.php?image=autosmart2oj.jpg)
http://img175.echo.cx/img175/7281/smart38wk.th.jpg (http://img175.echo.cx/my.php?image=smart38wk.jpg)
http://img175.echo.cx/img175/605/smartcrossblade20025iu.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
http://img175.echo.cx/img175/4391/smartroodwit2vy.th.gif (http://img175.echo.cx/my.php?image=smartroodwit2vy.gif)

[Art Vandilay]

yeah, seriously.

how can u hate on smart cars and hybrid cars. if u want to indulge your gluttony and you wallet spending 45 bones to fill up your 89 bronco go ahead. if people want to be economical and globaly concious you shouldnt tell them they look like fags driving in those little cars... (thought i agree they do)

one day some independence day type of shit is gonna go down and yall are gonna with you had been driving hybrids for years and years

[Ume]

so......why they called "smart" cars anyways? just cause they're economical?

[Tony]

anyone seen the smart "roadster"??

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/broadband/images/smart_roadster.jpg
http://www.bakgrundsbilder.se/car/images/gallery-car-0030.jpg

[KAY-lo_use_RUST-o]

whats so smart about it

[Ume]

Originally posted by KAY-lo_use_RUST-o+May 16 2005, 01:25 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (KAY-lo_use_RUST-o @ May 16 2005, 01:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> whats so smart about it [/b]
<!--QuoteBegin-Ume@May 15 2005, 11:55 PM
so......why they called "smart" cars anyways? just cause they're economical?[/quote]

[vegimite on toast]

The smart car is just a car with advanced electronics. Microprocessors have been used in their car engines since the late 1960s and have steadily increased in usage throughout the engine and drivetrain to improve stability, braking and general comfort. The 1990s models have added information-oriented enhancements such as GPS navigation, reverse sensing systems and night vision (able to visualize animals and people beyond normal human range). The 2000's plus series models are adding Web and e-mail access, voice control, smart card activation instead of keys and systems that keep the vehicle a safe distance from cars and objects in its path.

[KAY-lo_use_RUST-o]

Originally posted by Ume+May 15 2005, 11:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ume @ May 15 2005, 11:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by KAY-lo_use_RUST-o@May 16 2005, 01:25 AM
whats so smart about it
<!--QuoteBegin-Ume@May 15 2005, 11:55 PM
so......why they called "smart" cars anyways? just cause they're economical? [/b][/quote]
look at me.. i can use the Quote button too

[Ume]

Originally posted by KAY-lo_use_RUST-o+May 16 2005, 01:56 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (KAY-lo_use_RUST-o @ May 16 2005, 01:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Ume@May 15 2005, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by KAY-lo_use_RUST-o@May 16 2005, 01:25 AM
whats so smart about it
<!--QuoteBegin-Ume@May 15 2005, 11:55 PM
so......why they called "smart" cars anyways? just cause they're economical?
look at me.. i can use the Quote button too [/b][/quote]
oooooooooooo amazing, i just wanted to know what it was kay, don't have to be soo rude. :( , im gonna go and cry in a dark corner and slit stuff. :lol:

[vegimite on toast]

Originally posted by vegimite on toast@May 16 2005, 04:33 PM
The smart car is just a car with advanced electronics. Microprocessors have been used in their car engines since the late 1960s and have steadily increased in usage throughout the engine and drivetrain to improve stability, braking and general comfort. The 1990s models have added information-oriented enhancements such as GPS navigation, reverse sensing systems and night vision (able to visualize animals and people beyond normal human range). The 2000's plus series models are adding Web and e-mail access, voice control, smart card activation instead of keys and systems that keep the vehicle a safe distance from cars and objects in its path.
Fuck the both of you, i answsered you and all you can do is bitch about quoting stuff.

[ASEN]

That answer was on point, vegi. Props.

Better?

[bigbomba']

http://www.funshop.com/images/fs_f41023_l.jpg
http://www.hartfordpl.lib.ct.us/pumpkins1/images/pumpkins2000/Jacques_Lamarre_-_Fruit_Cake_-_Matrix_147-550.jpg
http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/blogs/static/knicholls/20040629a.jpg
http://images.chron.com/content/news/photos/03/05/16/arrest.jpg
http://www.tmcrew.org/border0/img/evian_2003/anarchist.jpg

Is that montana^?????
http://newswire.indymedia.org/newswire/images/2005/01/817635.jpg
http://www.neiu.edu/~ncaftori/care/prom/beautiful-girls.JPG
http://www.seacoastonline.com/2001news/images/tc_09.jpg
http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~wwu/images/psychology/hazing.jpg

[SALVO]

Yes thats montana paint.

[bigbomba']

http://www.mjpolice.ca/images/assault%20black%20eye.jpg
http://home.comcast.net/~spratke/Brian3/images/Black_Eye/Brian_Black_Eye5.jpg
*edit* no gore

[Ume]

Originally posted by vegimite on toast@May 16 2005, 02:27 AM
Fuck the both of you, i answsered you and all you can do is bitch about quoting stuff.
we weren't bitching about quotes my dear vegi, we were discussing on how fasinating the description was and how wonderfully you put it, thank you my good sir, i salute you. :)

[ares]

Individually wrapped, placed in neat little rows
Becoming A piece, of everything that grows
Some numbers, A name, to indicate you played the game
Came empty handed and left the same
A soul is A soul and A shell is A shell
The border in between is full of everything you felt
Some cling to A cross because they're tired and lost
They leave it up to the weather to measure the cost
And everytime I look within I recognize the darkness
Familiar to the image of the artist
Staring at the bathroom mirror in A strangers apartment
Can't remember her name, don't remember how I got here
But here I am, thinking about death again
Humbles out the stress, helps the breath get in
I need to check my friends as well as my next of kin
To let them know I love them all to the end
And when the soul begins to reap, I think she'll know me from
the sleep
I keep caught in the corner of my bloodshot eyes
And if she has the nerve, to let me dump a few last words
I'm gonna turn to the earth and scream 'Love your life!'
Love your life, quite cliche but I guess thats me
A ball of pop culture with some arms and feet
As discrete as I've tried to keep the drama and cancer
It's no secret I hunger for someone to feed the answers
I never expected a bowl of cherries
I'm just a virgo trying to find my own version of the virgin
mary
And when I let them carry me to a cemetary

I wanna be buried with a pocket full of clarity

Now, how many times must you prove you're an angel
How many more demons do you have to strangle
How much longer must you remain in this dream
Before I finally figure out if you're insane or a genius

How many times must you prove you're an angel
How many more demons do you have to strangle
How much longer must you remain in this dream
Before I finally figure out if you're insane or a genius

Let no tears to fall from none of y'all
Just remember it all, the beauty as well as the flaws
L-O-V-E L-I-F-E
Here lies Sean, finally free
And as I look across the sea I smile at the sun
While it feeds the weeds the nutrition they need
The people still breathe, the city still bleeds
I'm going to love it to death and keep planting my seeds
I'm going to love it to death and keep an eye on the seeds
I'll be in love till im dead, I keep reaching the seeds
I'll give all I got left just to teach you to read
Love life to the death and keep planting my seeds
And when the soul begins to reap, I think she'll know me from
the sleep
I keep caught in the corner of my bloodshot eyes
And if she has the nerve, to let me dump a couple last words
I'm gonna turn to the earth and scream love your life

Fuck mondays.

[Ume]

City's breaking down on a camel’s back.
They just have to go 'cos they dont hold back
So all you fill the streets it’s appealing to see
You wont get out the county, 'cos you're bad and free
You've got a new horizon It's ephermal style.
A melancholy town where we never smile.
And all I wanna hear is the message beep.
My dreams, they've got to kiss, because I dont get sleep, no..

Windmill, Windmill for the land.
Learn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is sticking, falling down
Love forever love is free
Let’s turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?

Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats,
Lining them up-a like ass cracks,
Ladies, homies, at the track
its my chocolate attack.
Shit, I'm stepping in the heart of this here
Care bear bumping in the heart of this here
watch me as I gravitate
hahahahahahaa.
Yo, we gonna go ghost town,
this motown,
with yo sound
you're in the place
you gonna bite the dust
Cant fight with us
With yo sound
you kill the INC.
so dont stop, get it, get it
until you're cheddar header.
Yo, watch the way I navigate

Windmill, Windmill for the land.
Learn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is sticking, falling down
Love forever love is free
Let’s turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?

Dont stop, get it, get it
we are your captains in it
steady,
watch me navigate,
ahahahahahhaa.
Dont stop, get it, get it
we are your captains in it
steady, watch me navigate

woohoo saturdays

[genome]

can somone in montreal let me borrow a windowsxp install cd. for seriously like 10 minnutes.

psyk im looking at you

[glue]

:o

[Ume]

^the hell?

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

http://img143.echo.cx/img143/466/prom5pl.jpg
SMOKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://img157.echo.cx/img157/746/theme4mh.jpg

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

http://img132.echo.cx/img132/6841/untitled2cu.jpg
http://img63.echo.cx/img63/9530/untitled24ty.jpg
http://img137.echo.cx/img137/4127/untitled41rz.jpg
http://img52.echo.cx/img52/1605/toy9bt.jpg
http://img224.echo.cx/img224/9733/untitled59ib.jpg
http://img234.echo.cx/img234/6025/untitled65oj.jpg
i love that one^
http://img240.echo.cx/img240/4194/untitled73uk.jpg
http://img83.echo.cx/img83/5536/untitled96ed.jpg
http://img153.echo.cx/img153/3094/untitled105qb.jpg
http://img31.echo.cx/img31/9381/untitled115su.jpg

[-resq-love-obk-]

i went to prom
.tried to swing dance
. i can't
. .i made zero destructive decisions..............wait actually i didnt buckle up, for like 3 miles.

[Art Vandilay]

why the fuck would u waste your time quoting atmosphere songs. seriouslly
and wastign mine fo that matter.

[FOEone]

http://www.oxbloodoi.com/Gallpunk7/photos/b1%20(298).jpg
http://www.oxbloodoi.com/MadeGermany2/dec15.jpg
http://www.oxbloodoi.com/Gallpunk2/casback.jpg
http://www.oxbloodoi.com/MadeGermany3/f15.jpg

up the punks and skins

[ares]

http://trailerparkboys.org/wallpaper/raywallpaper.jpg

The guy in the chair.

[Art Vandilay]

punks are such fags. why do u have to spnd so muchtim and effort on your apparance to be punk.

i walk into home depot with old shopping bags in my pockets and fill them up with spray paint and walk out and when th security guy at the door asks to see my reciept i tell him i dont hav one caus i stole them all. and i dont have any metal studs or spikes or faggy pink hair or uncomfortabl clothes.

i dine and dash when i go to a dinner and gett coffee.

im eating an apple that was smoked out of lik days ago. and i have no faggy leather jackt


fuck punk

i am punk

[Steez]

..*cough*....
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/makesyouthink.html

[Ume]

Originally posted by Steez@May 16 2005, 10:04 PM
..*cough*....
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/makesyouthink.html
thats crazy :o

[xylene hug]

Originally posted by FOEone@May 16 2005, 09:42 PM

http://www.oxbloodoi.com/MadeGermany3/f15.jpg

up the punks and skins
i think im the only ethnic minority that know the differnce
between good skins and the mean ones

[SALVO]

Those two bloody wankah's are straight outta romper stomper

[Cherubic Meekus]

im bored shitless of skinheads lately......
im attracting like flies just coz i shaved me locks off...
''u can walk the walk but can you bash a coons head in''

bash ur own fucking head in , cunts.

[ILL]

Originally posted by xylene hug+May 17 2005, 04:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (xylene hug @ May 17 2005, 04:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-FOEone@May 16 2005, 09:42 PM

http://www.oxbloodoi.com/MadeGermany3/f15.jpg

up the punks and skins
i think im the only ethnic minority that know the differnce
between good skins and the mean ones [/b][/quote]
i'm fuckin confused with what peoples talkin about "skins" cuz we don't have people like that here, like what, are they racist or not?:huh: . just like i never knew what an emo kid was until i came here lol :lol:

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

say Foe, if you see this post and feel like going to the trouble, would you mind schooling myself and some of the other fellows on the difference between the punks and skins? their origins etc. or perhaps the distinction between skins and skinheads, the racist type. just looking for some answers. thanks.

[Ume]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/Teemo/k1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/Teemo/k2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/Teemo/k3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/Teemo/k4.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/Teemo/k5.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/Teemo/k6.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/Teemo/k7.jpg

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

well done ume

[Ume]

yeah people were talking too much and i was getting confused.

[Alyte]

Originally posted by GeSuS_KRiST@May 10 2005, 03:37 AM



http://www.beijing-snowlotus.com/images/sweater/cashmere-sweaters-CT-22199.jpg
i would seriously wear that..awweesome

[bigbomba']

http://paranoia.lycaeum.org/marijuana/images/funky-dollar-bill.jpg
http://www.funkyfishclub.co.uk/images/funky.gif
http://www.ticketsconcertssports.com/wonderful-world.jpg
http://morbo.net/pics/bigimages/GordRiceRocket.jpg

They sure pimped this ride^^

http://dailyabuse.typepad.com/the_daily_drink/images/072004_rice_Rocket-thumb.jpg
http://www.amgmedia.com/freephotos/fire.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v479/Joe_wings/Cradle-Of-Filth-004.jpg
http://www.foebud.org/pd/images/gurkfischglas-gross.png

[FOEone]

no prob, kotton

First off, you have the racist skinheads (usually referred to by anti-racist skinheads has "boneheads"), and then you have the anti-racist skinheads, usually called "trad skins" (short for traditional) or "antifa" skins (short for antifacist). I wrote my senior thesis on the origins of the skinhead culture, so I'll try to explain it as concisely as I can.
In Britain, in the 60s, there were groups of working-class cockney youths who listened to reggae and rockabilly music. Due to their blue collar jobs, they were often forced to shave their heads and wear steel-toe boots (trademarks of the modern skinhead). All over England, these youths began forming bands that incorporated reggae with modern rock and roll, and later, early punk influences could be recognized. This type of music was called "Oi". There's a lot of speculation as to where the name came from. The most popular notion is that it is the southern, cockney version of the word "aye", which means "yes," or "yeah." You know how lots of rock bands say "yeah yeah yeah" as verbal filler in their songs? Same with oi.
There is no difference between a "skin" and a "skinhead." Skin is just an abbreviation.
Skinheads get a bad rap these days. As the oi! movement circulated through Britain, certain nationalists like Nicky Crane (the homosexual neo-nazi who later died of AIDS) formed racist bands. Naturally, the media began picking up on these violent groups, and the reputation soon came about that skinheads were a racist organization, when in reality, maybe 1 out of every 10 skinheads is a bigot. Groups like SHARP (skinheads against racial prejudice, of which i am a member) formed to violently rid the scene of the boneheads. However, movies like Romper Stomper and American History X perpetuate the negative and completely unjustified stereotype of skins as racists.

Punks are different from skinheads in almost every respect. While skins were modest and not as scene-focused, punks were about one thing: chaos. They dressed with the purpose of disgusting outside society, and their appearence reflected their "fuck-you" attitudes. The music spawned from artsy rock and roll bands like Richard Hell and the Voidoids, The Velvet Underground, MC5, and the Dead Boys. The songs were brief, amateurish, and juvenile which struck a chord with the disillusioned New York city youth of the 1970s.

As Oi! spread to the US, and punks and skinheads began noticing similar themes and sounds in each others music, and began attended each others shows. Unfortunately, tensions were always a problem as punks and skins both felt their scenes were being "invaded". Today, there is a HUGE concentration on punk and skin unity in both genres of music, with the attitude of "hey, we're gonna keep coming to each other's shows, so let's just chill out and be friends."

I could write more, but I won't. That's Punk and Oi! in a nutshell.

[who is mike jones ?]

Originally posted by Alyte+May 17 2005, 11:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Alyte @ May 17 2005, 11:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-GeSuS_KRiST@May 10 2005, 03:37 AM



http://www.beijing-snowlotus.com/images/sweater/cashmere-sweaters-CT-22199.jpg
i would seriously wear that..awweesome [/b][/quote]
baCk den' if i wore thaT thEy wouldN't be On mE bUt Now i'M hoTt so iF i wOrE thAt they'd stiLl be aLl on Me !

[Crack Killz]

Same as always here on bombingscience.

[bigbomba']

http://www.navy.forces.gc.ca/mspa_images/gallery/gallery_images/large/HS2002-10188-061.jpg
http://www.penguinhosting.net/~tnobody/comics/chasecomics/midget.jpg
http://rsb.info.nih.gov/ij/images/clown.jpg
http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2003/Jun-14-Sat-2003/photos/sports.jpg
http://www.peta.org/feat/parsons/page/cows.jpg
http://www.texaslonghorn.net/longhorn_info/steer/1577_38.jpg
http://vnexpress.net/Vietnam/Van-hoa/Am-nhac/2004/07/3B9D4F86/30_n.jpg
FAGS^
http://www.globalaircraft.org/photos/wallpaper/B-52_large.jpg
http://www.herald.ns.ca/2002/06/16/photos/1076.jpg
http://www.acquistosilver.com/Silverware.jpg

[bigbomba']

http://www.unishealth.nhs.uk/Images/SHC_Sunburn.gif
Some one fell asleep while tanning

http://max.grafika.cz/daril/spaceship.jpg
http://gungallery.euweb.cz/Pict/Colt%20Python.jpg
http://www.automotive-technology.com/projects/volvo/images/1_volvo_vhd.jpg
http://www.seawaypainting.com/ambassador_bridge1.jpg
http://www.miastoplusa.pl/m/papers/kilomuzy/2002/62/img/lupa3.jpg
http://www.de-kroon.info/Marilyngallerie-1/Marilyn-Monroe-85.jpg
http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-2004/2004-Rinspeed-Splash-Jet-Ski-1920x1440.jpg
http://www.gelighting.com/na/home_lighting/products/imgs/medium/bug_zapper.jpg
http://www.pyrouniverse.com/pictures/triangle2003.jpg

[**MATEO**]

ludacris

[segway]

http://img284.echo.cx/img284/4317/trenanddad25es.jpg
who the hell names their kid tren

[who is mike jones ?]

mIke JoooNes likes to eat Raisins

[ILL]

Originally posted by segway@May 21 2005, 09:29 PM
http://img284.echo.cx/img284/4317/trenanddad25es.jpg
who the hell names their kid tren
who the fuck dresses like that

[Tails0nE]

Originally posted by who is mike jones ?+May 18 2005, 07:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (who is mike jones ? @ May 18 2005, 07:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Alyte@May 17 2005, 11:36 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-GeSuS_KRiST@May 10 2005, 03:37 AM



http://www.beijing-snowlotus.com/images/sweater/cashmere-sweaters-CT-22199.jpg
i would seriously wear that..awweesome
baCk den' if i wore thaT thEy wouldN't be On mE bUt Now i'M hoTt so iF i wOrE thAt they'd stiLl be aLl on Me ! [/b][/quote]

mIke JoooNes likes to eat Raisins



god this guy pisses me off every post.....


oh and segway that host had some perky tits.....

but i didnt like her..... except her tetas....

(Tetas = spanish for tits)

[who is mike jones ?]

^ YoU jUst HAitIn CuZ ThEY alL on Be ,BuT back Den tHey DIdNt waNt ME

[Adamo]

fear my left eye

http://img151.echo.cx/img151/2479/picture187nm.jpg

[bruce]

yor left eye is fucked.

[Alyte]

wait..that issss your left eye...

[ILL]

i gotta take a piss

[l33t.b0mb3r.hax0r.ntr]

it's 5:12 am, I havn't slept tonight, there was no reason for this, but now im really pissed.

[sika_2002]

^^^^pure randomism^^^^

[EZY]

see that cunts pupil fucken hell ur eccied oot ur head face man!

[mad]

or maybe it was just dark

?

[EZY]

maybe...or hes eccied oot his puss

[who is mike jones ?]

LaSt nIGht Mike JonEs got A 20 pEice BuffaLo wiNg from SpiKe's After WoRk anD aTe thEm WHilE MikE joNes waTcHed The ConTenDer

[Adamo]

Originally posted by mad@May 23 2005, 10:22 AM
or maybe it was just dark

?
or not ? :lol:

[Dr.evil]

mike jones is my new hero...fuck superman

[who is mike jones ?]

miKe JonEs saW BowLing For ColOmbinE toDay in ScHooL and It MaDe Me RealIze ThAt AmEriCA suCks and CanaDa Is So mUch better. The MiKe MoRe Got TolD soMe Guy To TaKe hiM to A CanAdiAn SluM and It wAs prActiCallY LuxrY FuckIN ApArtmeNts ThEy WerEnt ghEttO at AlL. So Next Time MikE jONeS see's oNe of YOu caNaDianS bitchin aBout CanAda Bein meSsed uP im GonnA stOMp On YOuR shIT fa REel foO !

[das one]

i think we can complain about our lousy fucking government

[who is mike jones ?]

^ LoUSy GovErnMEnt ? Try HavIN GeoRge FuCkin BusH as YouR PresidEnt And Then you can talk about lousy governments


























and im done w/ those fuckin capital letters in the midle of words shit it gets annoying yo !

[seap!]

CapAPital
WooHoOhOo!!

From Ottawa to Cairo!

[the_uniBOMBER]

Firstly, I sometimes forget what I say after I've said it. Secondly, I sometimes forget what I say after I've said it. Secondly, I sometimes forget what I say after I've said it.

[seap!]

That's Okay.

[Whoa]

http://img147.echo.cx/img147/2595/peter7pc.jpg

[Tails0nE]

Originally posted by who is mike jones ?@May 23 2005, 08:06 PM
^ LoUSy GovErnMEnt ? Try HavIN GeoRge FuCkin BusH as YouR PresidEnt And Then you can talk about lousy governments


























and im done w/ those fuckin capital letters in the midle of words shit it gets annoying yo !



SEE!!! I TOLD YOU!!!!




:D :lol: :P

[ILL]

http://www.oprahwinfrey.de/index33.jpg

all up in ya mouth, bitch

[stickyou]

Originally posted by ILL@May 24 2005, 02:38 PM
http://www.oprahwinfrey.de/index33.jpg

all up in ya mouth, bitch
Hahaha

[ILL]

fresh vandalisim (http://freshvandalism.8.forumer.com/)