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whOaHT
07-14-2004, 03:00 PM
Tony Danza is so fuckin ghetto
http://img28.exs.cx/img28/1020/analrape.jpg

DjTerrestrialConcept
07-14-2004, 03:32 PM
Poor Tony :(

zionpnk
07-14-2004, 04:02 PM
WHAT?!?! hahahahaahhahaahahahhahaaha tony danza was sadomised?!?! holy fucking shit that is fucking halarious!!!!!

IS THAT FOR REAL??


...taters...

Flow
07-15-2004, 11:16 PM
http://www.newcomicreviews.com/temp/spidey/spidey19.jpg

afterten
07-15-2004, 11:43 PM
whOaHT: we can all see that you blanked out the Consumption Junction logo. you've been caught...
:wub: tony danza

jade
07-16-2004, 04:51 AM
this is the bravest cat ive ever seen!!!! cat jumps from the top of a street pole and onto the sidewalk on the other side of the street!!!!!
*stolen from collegehumor*

JUMP (http://content.collegehumor.com/media/movies/the_flying_cat!__--_must_download.mpeg)

whOaHT
07-16-2004, 05:32 AM
Originally posted by afterten@Jul 15 2004, 10:43 PM
whOaHT: we can all see that you blanked out the Consumption Junction logo. you've been caught...
:wub: tony danza
yup, i dont like to spam, i always block out the sign from the site!
but still
danza is in ''deep'' trouble

BullshitTantrum
07-16-2004, 07:11 AM
http://www.2and2.net/Uploads/Images/spamgold.jpg


BLING BLING

GRAVITY
07-16-2004, 07:20 AM
http://img20.exs.cx/img20/4254/randomism.jpg

so averagely 10 views till someone posts something random

Flow
07-17-2004, 02:43 AM
More web randomness... YAH!! I said randomness.

Some stupid cutesy shit;
http://203.133.0.96:4719/photos/6/6/2/662571.jpg


Even more cute, AWWWWWWWWWWWW;
http://203.133.0.96:4719/photos/6/6/2/662570.jpg

Tony
07-17-2004, 02:49 AM
its the panda dog!

BeeOne234...
07-17-2004, 05:35 AM
http://img4.exs.cx/img4/3188/tweetybird.jpg


happy birfday adam bombthesystem
welcome home lotus n tank tour 04' wooooohooooooo!

panda-dawgs cute...

pSYKAOz
07-17-2004, 05:41 AM
that tweety birdy is awesome!


takin of some other forum lol... funny lil kid. i so gotta try the flaming board soon...

http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v54/plaidman/headonfire.gif

http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v54/plaidman/satanflip.gif

jade
07-18-2004, 03:00 AM
............................................where do the simpsons live..............................

zionpnk
07-18-2004, 03:07 AM
QWOZA!!!!









QWOZAAAAAA!!!!!







say it with me now...














QWOZAAAAAAA!!!!!

...if your saying it right it should be your new word of choice...

jade
07-18-2004, 03:10 AM
*edited*

fokusFH
07-18-2004, 03:17 AM
woah did you burn yourself dude the video just cuts off

Lazer
07-18-2004, 06:44 AM
that panda dog is soooo dope

Mister Elmo
07-18-2004, 03:50 PM
Those two GIFs are dope...

Tony
07-18-2004, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by jade@Jul 18 2004, 12:00 AM
............................................where do the simpsons live..............................
its somewere in the south east united states. not to far down. in one of the episodes they acctualy say what state they are in, but of course im to stupid to remeber it.

afterten
07-18-2004, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by Tony@Jul 18 2004, 03:19 PM
its somewere in the south east united states. not to far down. in one of the episodes they acctualy say what state they are in, but of course im to stupid to remeber it.
booo


they have never exactly said what state they live in. they have on occasion said things like ex.; "this was once the worst school in south carolina... and uh, thats why it was moved here". so they never really say which one. it is on the east coast, but its in the north. when they go to capital city, the Capital City Goofball points to the state flag and says "this confederate symbol is an embarassment, particularely as we are a northern state". so there ya go.

genome
07-18-2004, 11:25 PM
im going to montreal tomorrow for 23 days.
if i see anyone in an internet cafe on these forums i will be like "give me your fucking money"

FOEone
07-22-2004, 01:48 AM
The Simpsons live in Kentucky. Despite the fact that Abe Simpson has constantly made disparging remarks about the state, it was revealed in the Behind The Laughter episode. Ohhh yeah. Come on, I know absolutely everything about the Simpsons. Try me. Oh well. Here's my desktop. Yay randomism.
http://tsfcrew.250free.com/wallpaper.JPG

the_uniBOMBER
07-22-2004, 01:51 AM
holy shit that guy above the window to the forums has the biggest fucking mohawk i have ever seen :o

FOEone
07-22-2004, 01:54 AM
believe it or not, at some of the shows i've been to, i've seen bigger, they just taper as they go up. right now, mine is probably the size of the blue one right above him.

but yeah, i've seen mohawks so big i once actually had a nightmare about it the next day :D

jade
07-22-2004, 02:27 AM
simpsons cant live in kentucky.....................thats hillbilly town........

the_uniBOMBER
07-22-2004, 02:31 AM
i personally dont have a mohawk (nor am i that hardcore) but my friend has a mohawk roughly the same length as yours. hes gonna dye it pink :D

:edit: hey foe have you seen SLC punk? god that movie is fuckin funny



"You're not jesus? You're... Bob"

zionpnk
07-22-2004, 02:34 AM
WOWhoooo someone is a puuuuunk... some one is a puuuuuunk...


lol i want dreads. that would be sick-to-the-mutha-fucking-ness.

i also wanted a mohawk when i was 2wo to the time i was now. yup but im not sure if my heads the right shape for mohawks. please tell me if there is a possible bad shape for mohawks foe.

FOEone
07-22-2004, 03:15 AM
Funny? That movie was fucking disturbing, man.

Zion, if you're seriously considering getting a mohawk, there's a lot you need to know before hand. I wrote a text file on spiking hair and mohawks for all my friends in the scene who are considering earning their colors. If you want it, PM me and I'll send it to you. As for your head shape, I don't think you can have a wrong kind of head. I was really worried when I got mine about 8 months because I'd had long hair, like down my back, and it was real thick, so I was afraid my head would be all pale, but it all turned out peachy. And if it turns out your head is an odd shape, I would recommend growing the side hair (the hair NOT spiked up) a few miliimeters, or just the stubble so you're not bald on the sides. The hair will hide and strange bumbs or birthmarks you didn't know you had.

BTW, I considered pink, too. Right now it's red. Like RED red.

the_uniBOMBER
07-22-2004, 03:18 AM
well i've only seen 3/4 of it but that much was funny as hell

jade
07-22-2004, 03:19 AM
so do you put yer hair into a mohawk like every day foe?????
that must take up a lot of time and a lot of gel....

FOEone
07-22-2004, 03:22 AM
actually, just a finger full of gel and a little bit of Volumax freezing spray works great, takes about 5 to 10 minutes and will hold for days if you let it

jade
07-22-2004, 03:26 AM
dosnt it get fuckt up when you sleep????

FOEone
07-22-2004, 03:29 AM
i sleep on my side. though i know some people who've perfected methods of sleeping in their crossed arms, like you would sleep on your desk in class, but thats too much work and uncomfortable. i sleep on my side anyway. and after the first week, you subconciously learn how to lift your head when rolling over at night while you're still asleep

jade
07-22-2004, 03:32 AM
hmm, thats kind of how i sleep, its like my arms are crossed only one is ontop of my pillow and one is underneath, i cant fall asleep unless im in that position, its messed up.

Nikon
07-22-2004, 03:32 AM
http://img29.exs.cx/img29/818/ballswhoa.gif

FOEone
07-22-2004, 03:35 AM
Nikon, as a mod, I strongly suggest you remove that image from your sig.

the_uniBOMBER
07-22-2004, 03:37 AM
apparently if you use that knox pie gel stuff, to spike up the mohawk its flexible enough so that you can sleep on it and it'll still be pointy.

BEAS
07-22-2004, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by FOEone@Jul 22 2004, 02:35 AM
Nikon, as a mod, I strongly suggest you remove that image from your sig.
yes please :unsure:

whOaHT
07-22-2004, 08:52 PM
Blindfonded Mario Brother Pianist (http://gprime.net/video/blindfoldedmariopianist2.php)
The vid is 10min long but damn it worth it!
this guy is just maddddddddd!
check it out

and yes remove that from your sig
and FOE is it true some people use gelatine from cake mix for the mohawk <_< if i had hair id try that stuff for a day&#33;
but since im shaved its kinda hard&#33;

check out the vid peeps n peepetes

ViKn
07-22-2004, 08:54 PM
same guy as the blindfolded mario

http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/imaginebackwards.php




Oh and have fun with this site

http://www.e-thug.net

whOaHT
07-22-2004, 09:02 PM
WHOA :o
one of my fav songs&#33;&#33; Imagine by John Lennon

this chinese man is my new idol
make way william hung&#33; There a new Wong in town :lol:

whOaHT
07-22-2004, 09:08 PM
Id like to share the lyrics to that song, its indeed one of the most touching songs i know&#33;

Imagine there&#39;s no heaven,
It&#39;s easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...

Imagine there&#39;s no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...

Imagine no possesions,
I wonder if you can,
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man,
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you&#39;ll join us,
And the world will live as one

R.I.P John Lennon

ares
07-22-2004, 10:02 PM
John Lennon deffintly knew whats up. Rest in peace.


I just caught a good episode of south park. The boys were choosing a friend to replace Kenny, and they were narrowing it down, like a reality show. During the talent show, Towelie tried to play Stairway to Heaven on his guitar.

http://mryamamoto.topcities.com/pictmissionindex/towelie.jpg

afterten
07-22-2004, 10:12 PM
^just saw that episode too. never really liked south park though.

pen_thief
07-22-2004, 10:12 PM
haha yeah just saw that

whOaHT
07-22-2004, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by afterten@Jul 22 2004, 09:12 PM
^just saw that episode too. never really liked south park though.
same here, never really liked south park&#33;
i prefer Family Guy :lol:

I Found it pretty fucked up though when i found out one (or both not to sure) creators of South Park came from Littleton,Colorado where the Columbine shootings happened&#33;
that made me freak when i watched Moore&#39;s movie&#33;

Another thing i dont like, Reality Show, too many, soooooooooo stupid&#33;
Like the ozbourne&#39;s though and the Gotti Family looks funny (cant wait to see that 2)

off to bed i go

nighty night peeps

zionpnk
07-22-2004, 11:22 PM
i tried the marker... it was good.

FOEone
07-23-2004, 01:26 AM
Originally posted by whOaHT@Jul 22 2004, 07:52 PM
Blindfonded Mario Brother Pianist (http://gprime.net/video/blindfoldedmariopianist2.php)
The vid is 10min long but damn it worth it&#33;
this guy is just maddddddddd&#33;
check it out

and yes remove that from your sig
and FOE is it true some people use gelatine from cake mix for the mohawk <_< if i had hair id try that stuff for a day&#33;
but since im shaved its kinda hard&#33;

check out the vid peeps n peepetes
as well as egg whites or elmer&#39;s glue

stuntman
07-23-2004, 02:42 AM
k, i just got the old craig mack cd (project: funk the world /94)

what ever happend to him, like where did he end up?

whOaHT
07-23-2004, 03:44 PM
egg whites? :unsure:
thats fucked up&#33; I didnt even know that stuff could stick in somebodies hair&#33;

IntegraTypeR231
07-23-2004, 03:55 PM
since it got closed.....here it is in randomism.... :o :lol: ;)
http://img22.exs.cx/img22/962/cowboyst.jpg

zionpnk
07-23-2004, 04:59 PM
http://cocaine.org/rocks.jpg

whOaHT
07-23-2004, 05:08 PM
have a hot steamy bowl of soup
http://img48.exs.cx/img48/6725/foodeat7.jpg

zionpnk
07-23-2004, 07:05 PM
*I SMOKE ROCKS*

alt47
07-23-2004, 08:52 PM
this is a store in a town near mine

http://img12.exs.cx/img12/8792/peabody.gif

ViKn
07-23-2004, 11:27 PM
http://cockeyed.com/naughty/bigerectus-01.jpg
http://cockeyed.com/naughty/eatme-01.jpg
http://cockeyed.com/naughty/bimbo-01.jpg
http://cockeyed.com/naughty/cocksoupbig-01.jpg
http://cockeyed.com/naughty/supertiti33-01.jpg
http://cockeyed.com/naughty/spotdick-01.jpg
http://cockeyed.com/naughty/tangytitbig-01.jpg
http://cockeyed.com/naughty/dickman-01.jpg
http://cockeyed.com/naughty/donkeyballs-01.jpg

Flow
07-24-2004, 02:19 AM
More interweb randomness;

Who&#39;s Johnny?
http://sa.nextwish.org/Unsorted/Johnny5.jpg

http://sa.nextwish.org/Unsorted/bangolsen2.jpg

http://sa.nextwish.org/Unsorted/carebear2.jpg

http://sa.nextwish.org/Unsorted/deathstar.jpg

zionpnk
07-24-2004, 02:25 AM
LMFAO&#33;&#33;&#33;

FOEone
07-24-2004, 02:32 AM
http://sa.nextwish.org/Unsorted/bangolsen2.jpg
i love how his hands are two different colors

zionpnk
07-24-2004, 02:37 AM
oh shit i never noticed that... altho i did notice how they are cropped weird.

jade
07-24-2004, 02:39 AM
http://sa.nextwish.org/Unsorted/Johnny5.jpg


im watching that movie on family channel right now

zionpnk
07-24-2004, 02:40 AM
do you have direct tv??

jade
07-24-2004, 02:44 AM
.....i have cable tv.......goes up to 59........im too poor for all those fancy channels :(

FOEone
07-24-2004, 02:46 AM
Rockin the cable :D Cable here goes up to 75, but Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, and ESPN is all I need.

retsam
07-24-2004, 02:57 AM
http://img6.exs.cx/img6/5671/peter-throat.gif best family guy episode ever

jade
07-24-2004, 03:10 AM
nickle back sucks......heres proof that even portugal hates em.

lewsers (http://content.collegehumor.com/media/movies/canadian_looser.wmv)

Flow
07-24-2004, 03:42 AM
Awww crap.
http://terryrichardson.com/images/650/found_objects/Cat1.jpg

Tony
07-24-2004, 04:09 AM
Originally posted by jade@Jul 23 2004, 11:39 PM

http://sa.nextwish.org/Unsorted/Johnny5.jpg


im watching that movie on family channel right now
"no dis-assemble&#33;"

kaotik_is_back
07-24-2004, 04:23 AM
Originally posted by FOEone@Jul 24 2004, 01:46 AM
Rockin the cable :D Cable here goes up to 75, but Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, and ESPN is all I need.
2-62.. then i got my 300 to 305 and the dmx channels..

boo-yaka
07-24-2004, 04:25 AM
[to Tony+other Short Ciruit Enthusiasts]^ha ah hah. I was just talking about that movie today. Wierd, considering it propbably hasn&#39;t even crossed my mind in years. The discussion led to other 80&#39;s flicks and one of my friend&#39;s owns the first Ghostbuster&#39;s movie on DVD, so we got some beer and hooked that up. Which reminds me, I never realised, but former dude around here zuel probably got his name from the villian in ghostbusters. Shit, listen to the stuff I&#39;m talking about, it&#39;s time for sleep.

SLY
07-24-2004, 04:28 AM
wtf city tv is showin the same porno they had on at 1 now at 4... its suppsoe to be blind date or the 5th wheel

SLY
07-24-2004, 04:30 AM
http://sa.nextwish.org/Unsorted/bangolsen2.jpg
but u can clearly see where they cut his hands, its to smooth... and yah the skin colours are all wrong... and i wish i could ride that ride

jade
07-24-2004, 04:38 AM
isnt she anerexic????????????

Tony
07-24-2004, 04:56 AM
Originally posted by boo&#045;yaka@Jul 24 2004, 01:25 AM
[to Tony+other Short Ciruit Enthusiasts]^ha ah hah. I was just talking about that movie today. Wierd, considering it propbably hasn&#39;t even crossed my mind in years. The discussion led to other 80&#39;s flicks and one of my friend&#39;s owns the first Ghostbuster&#39;s movie on DVD, so we got some beer and hooked that up. Which reminds me, I never realised, but former dude around here zuel probably got his name from the villian in ghostbusters. Shit, listen to the stuff I&#39;m talking about, it&#39;s time for sleep.
thats fuckin weird, i was thinking about it when i went out for dinner today. i was lookign for the movie in my "big cabinate of records movies and tapes" and i foudn another one of my faveorite movies


ZOOLANDER&#33;





:wub:

retsam
07-24-2004, 03:02 PM
worst suped up car everrrrr
http://img11.exs.cx/img11/1551/bestcarever.jpg

retsam
07-24-2004, 03:04 PM
me and this guy roll hes fuckin crazy hell cut anyone
http://img20.exs.cx/img20/1762/Dball6.jpg

kosmo1ne
07-24-2004, 06:39 PM
went to mcdonalds last night and ordered a bag full of fries...they gave it to us
http://img71.photobucket.com/albums/v215/kosmo1ne/P1010007.jpg

Flow
07-24-2004, 11:10 PM
http://www.morbocornudos.com/varios/imagenes/07.jpg


http://saturn5.com/olivia/images/misc/nothing.gif

ViKn
07-24-2004, 11:47 PM
wow poor guys on the cargo ship who have to clean that up

Tony
07-24-2004, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by Flow@Jul 24 2004, 08:10 PM
http://saturn5.com/olivia/images/misc/nothing.gif
:lol:








just wait till you mess up, i&#39;ll have your personal info and picture all over the internet&#33;

ViKn
07-24-2004, 11:53 PM
then i shall take that information and sell it telemarketers to fund international TERRORISM against terrorists

Flow
07-25-2004, 12:59 AM
Truth is, vato, I&#39;m in a latina gang, yo.
http://www.lowandslow.net/hyna7.jpg
http://www.lowandslow.net/hyna9.jpg
http://www.lowandslow.net/baby_20blue_20rag.gif
http://www.lowandslow.net/DSC03732.JPG
http://www.lowandslow.net/DSC0387911.JPG
http://www.lowandslow.net/bonita1.jpg



Ahahahaha&#33;&#33;&#33; WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE GIRLS?&#33;?
Did they just graduate BCC? Bitch Clown College?
http://www.lowandslow.net/chola1.jpg


This girl would look great, if she eased up on the lip liner a bit.
http://www.lowandslow.net/latina7.jpg


ESE&#33;&#33;

ViKn
07-25-2004, 01:01 AM
wow....just wow

and beanut butter and sardine sanwiches are bad

not like i&#39;d know...

TheAmazingMaze
07-25-2004, 01:08 AM
Originally posted by retsam@Jul 24 2004, 02:57 AM
http://img6.exs.cx/img6/5671/peter-throat.gif best family guy episode ever
"Sir, you can&#39;t park your van on the diving board"

"It&#39;s just a fat kid&#33;"

Pherz1er
07-25-2004, 01:10 AM
This is the way we roll&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
http://img45.exs.cx/img45/6213/3533.jpg

CaSoNe
07-25-2004, 01:19 AM
wow those are some scary pics of latina grls...all of them need to lay off all that make up damn...

Tony
07-25-2004, 01:25 AM
you want scary???




http://img48.exs.cx/img48/9864/DSCF41.jpg


:lol:

mad
07-25-2004, 01:28 AM
http://vanilla.gif


theres some randomism for ya
n i bet you if you punched those latin jubbies in the face there make up would absorb your hand like the blob

mad
07-25-2004, 01:30 AM
sorry i dunno how to get a picture on
but it was suposed to be the one n only
VaNnIlLa IcE

ICE ICE BABY

Tony
07-25-2004, 01:30 AM
http://www.lowandslow.net/DSC0387911.JPG


is that middle one a shemale???

mad
07-25-2004, 01:40 AM
i think they all are tiger

CaSoNe
07-25-2004, 01:42 AM
that one on the right dont look too bad

mad
07-25-2004, 01:47 AM
nothin a paper bag wont fix

retsam
07-25-2004, 02:18 AM
hahahah good ol paper bag what cant it do

SLY
07-25-2004, 04:53 AM
if u want a good transvestite look up the korean song called History by this group called turbo... trust me i asked like 25 ppl on msn list if they thought she was uglyt they all sai dno id fuck shes so hot... and then i told them ha ha ha but trust me so few of u would realize... i cant find a pic but i do have the music video

SLY
07-25-2004, 05:01 AM
i smack crackers, dick smack that is,theme song to my new hit tv show or feature film " dick smack i wont take ur crap, dick smack&#33; Sly is a complicated man and he wont take ur crap u stoppid cracker slacker&#33; so he&#39;ll bust out his penis and slap u in the face" now thats random... if thats not random i dont know what is...

Tony
07-25-2004, 05:51 AM
http://www.alanjohns.fsnet.co.uk/goldmember/dr-evil-1.jpg

THE WORLD IS MINE&#33;


***** BACK UP&#33;

CHILLEN905
07-25-2004, 02:23 PM
http://img2.imgspot.com/u/04/206/19/quackwhore1.jpg

retsam
07-25-2004, 02:28 PM
hahahah that ducks hilarious fuckin duck prostitutes

CHILLEN905
07-25-2004, 02:44 PM
http://img2.imgspot.com/u/04/206/19/boobbite1.jpg
boobbite&#33;:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

zionpnk
07-25-2004, 03:29 PM
Did anyone else notice that mini me&#39;s hands are way too far out and big to be his....
<_<
http://www.alanjohns.fsnet.co.uk/goldmember/dr-evil-1.jpg

FOEone
07-25-2004, 03:34 PM
or that the guy on the far left bears a striking resemblence to Ben Affleck?

Logik
07-25-2004, 03:40 PM
No.

Tony
07-25-2004, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by zionpnk@Jul 25 2004, 12:29 PM
Did anyone else notice that mini me&#39;s hands are way too far out and big to be his....
<_<
i think thats the point.

IntegraTypeR231
07-25-2004, 09:17 PM
im jw what a montana can silencer looks like.....anybody got a pic of one (if so post it up)...or a website that shows one?

Kayone707
07-25-2004, 10:03 PM
http://img2.imgspot.com/u/04/207/03/takethis.JPG

CHILLEN905
07-25-2004, 10:20 PM
http://synystavr6.vwmafia.net/Junk/Course_Velo%5b1%5d.gif

Ravek
07-25-2004, 10:34 PM
AWESOME PICTURE&#33;

Logik
07-25-2004, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by IntegraTypeR231@Jul 25 2004, 08:17 PM
im jw what a montana can silencer looks like.....anybody got a pic of one (if so post it up)...or a website that shows one?
http://www.airsplat.com/media/image/P_LG166.jpg :ph34r:

ViKn
07-25-2004, 10:57 PM
ooo half naked chicks on what i think are GT bikes

whOaHT
07-27-2004, 05:58 PM
http://img57.exs.cx/img57/8914/duckfall.jpg
:lol:

FOEone
07-27-2004, 06:07 PM
http://tsfcrew.250free.com/owned.jpg

jurass finish first
07-27-2004, 06:10 PM
Originally posted by SLY@Jul 25 2004, 04:01 AM
i smack crackers, dick smack that is,theme song to my new hit tv show or feature film " dick smack i wont take ur crap, dick smack&#33; Sly is a complicated man and he wont take ur crap u stoppid cracker slacker&#33; so he&#39;ll bust out his penis and slap u in the face" now thats random... if thats not random i dont know what is...
speakin of smackin crackas....
what happened to that cr4ck4 sm4ck4 kid

the_uniBOMBER
07-27-2004, 06:24 PM
that picture would be amazing if it werent for the crappy animation of ass jiggling



and hopefully cr4ck4 sm4ck4 got hit by a car.

SCORE
07-27-2004, 06:35 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v218/score819/funky.jpg

whOaHT
07-27-2004, 06:44 PM
ah ha that caddy pimped out school bus is perfect for bringin all my mac&#39;s n hoes to school, nahmean :lol:

whOaHT
07-27-2004, 06:47 PM
This is my dog, he wants to clean my clothes&#33;
he&#39;s so funny
http://img61.exs.cx/img61/2312/pogojug.jpg

mad
07-27-2004, 07:52 PM
ok to every one on this forum, i need some goddamn help
i cant get my pictures to go onto the thingy so every one else can see what ever they might be

i no u click the image button but then where do you go from there?
who knows? i dont :blink:
so please help me or i just might expload :angry:

Kayone707
07-27-2004, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by whOaHT@Jul 27 2004, 04:58 PM
http://img57.exs.cx/img57/8914/duckfall.jpg
:lol:
awwww man this is wrong&#33;&#33;&#33; hahaha

mad
07-27-2004, 08:07 PM
[IMG]http://www.strangecosmos.com.101028.html[IMG]

whOaHT
07-27-2004, 08:08 PM
i know its wrong....... but damn i fuckin laughed so hard i had to share it with y&#39;all&#33;

@MAD try this site&#33;
ImageShack (http://www.imageshack.us/index.php)
it uploads from your pc and its fast n easier then a drunk bitch
yes i said it :rolleyes:

FOEone
07-27-2004, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by whOaHT@Jul 27 2004, 05:47 PM
This is my dog, he wants to clean my clothes&#33;
he&#39;s so funny
http://img61.exs.cx/img61/2312/pogojug.jpg
Hahaha I wish my bitch would wash my clothes


lol, get it? :lol:

mad
07-27-2004, 08:09 PM
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/101028.gif

whOaHT
07-27-2004, 08:10 PM
Originally posted by FOEone+Jul 27 2004, 07:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FOEone @ Jul 27 2004, 07:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-whOaHT@Jul 27 2004, 05:47 PM
This is my dog, he wants to clean my clothes&#33;
he&#39;s so funny
http://img61.exs.cx/img61/2312/pogojug.jpg
Hahaha I wish my bitch would wash my clothes


lol, get it? :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol:
that made me laugh so much, make way quacky ducks, the bitch is back

:lol:

whOaHT
07-27-2004, 08:21 PM
http://img54.exs.cx/img54/3148/backwardsmic.jpg
DOMO KUN
http://img54.exs.cx/img54/5667/domodrink.jpg
http://img54.exs.cx/img54/7049/negative23.jpg
http://img54.exs.cx/img54/2786/nothavephoto.jpg

http://img54.exs.cx/img54/7831/whalewanker.jpg :unsure:

mad
07-27-2004, 09:40 PM
^^ HOLY SHIT

THATS THE SIZE OF MY LEG

mad
07-27-2004, 09:42 PM
http://img56.exs.cx/img56/6964/goddamnmidgets.jpg

Tony
07-27-2004, 09:43 PM
its gotta be that big when the women you hump are the size of a small truck :lol:

Ravek
07-27-2004, 09:45 PM
if i had whale dick i wud get a friend to drive me around while i stick it out the window and slap other drivers

mad
07-27-2004, 09:49 PM
thanks wHOaT
it is easier then a drunk bitch

heres some more random shit

http://img56.exs.cx/img56/8016/fatkidlunchbox.jpg
http://img66.exs.cx/img66/5564/230poundbaby.jpg
http://img56.exs.cx/img56/5609/ron.jpg
http://img51.exs.cx/img51/9592/vanilla.gif
http://img66.exs.cx/img66/2070/shark1.jpg


haha take that for random

Tony
07-27-2004, 10:16 PM
http://img66.exs.cx/img66/5564/230poundbaby.jpg



saw that episode. couldnt stop laughing

mad
07-27-2004, 10:26 PM
man those kids were fat

afterten
07-27-2004, 11:45 PM
http://www.winthrop.edu/dacus/About/Archives/Sesquipics/TrainDerailment1903.JPG
http://www.brain-mind.com/BAimages/human8sect6.jpg
http://www.sesameworkshop.org/uploaded-images/109100/ppa_printme_image-1.gif

-> DUMB ONE <-
07-27-2004, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by whOaHT@Jul 27 2004, 05:47 PM
This is my dog, he wants to clean my clothes&#33;
he&#39;s so funny
http://img61.exs.cx/img61/2312/pogojug.jpg
pugs are awesome

Kayone707
07-27-2004, 11:52 PM
5 years old ald 230 LBS?&#33;?&#33; FAWWWWWK&#33;&#33;&#33; thats a fuckin whole lot..more than me and im not skinny.....im like 213 lbs 6&#39;2 thats kinda sad that a 5 year old weighs more than me.........who ever saw it, why did she get so big? do her parents like never stop giving her cookies?

Flow
07-28-2004, 01:14 AM
http://users2.ev1.net/~belpowerslave/images/zoloft.jpghttp://www.callalillie.com/archives/0703/0803/ovoid.jpg
http://users.bestweb.net/~aisle9/zoloft/100x050-01.jpghttp://users.bestweb.net/~aisle9/zoloft/100x050-02.jpg
http://www.zoloft.com/images/headers/header_26.gif
http://www.zoloft.com/images/headers/header_9.gif
http://www.zoloft.com/images/about_this_site_flowerimage.gif
http://www.zoloft.com/images/privacy_statement_ladybug.gif

Sicko
07-28-2004, 01:16 AM
i dont get it

Logik
07-28-2004, 01:20 AM
Zoloft = Teh WIN&#33;

SLY
07-28-2004, 01:25 AM
Originally posted by &#045;> DUMB ONE <&#045;+Jul 27 2004, 10:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (-> DUMB ONE <- @ Jul 27 2004, 10:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-whOaHT@Jul 27 2004, 05:47 PM
This is my dog, he wants to clean my clothes&#33;
he&#39;s so funny
http://img61.exs.cx/img61/2312/pogojug.jpg
pugs are awesome [/b][/quote]
pugs r ugly they look liek they ran into a wall i wonder if they&#39;re from an asian country (c&#39;mon ppl i know sum1 of u think im being rcist so let it go)

SLY
07-28-2004, 01:38 AM
http://img66.exs.cx/img66/5564/230poundbaby.jpg
Wai until shes of legal age... becuz u know what every1 says more cushion for the pushin&#33; all the guy will want her...

Tony
07-28-2004, 02:12 AM
Originally posted by SLY+Jul 27 2004, 10:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SLY @ Jul 27 2004, 10:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by &#045;> DUMB ONE <&#045;@Jul 27 2004, 10:49 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-whOaHT@Jul 27 2004, 05:47 PM
This is my dog, he wants to clean my clothes&#33;
he&#39;s so funny
http://img61.exs.cx/img61/2312/pogojug.jpg
pugs are awesome
pugs r ugly they look liek they ran into a wall i wonder if they&#39;re from an asian country (c&#39;mon ppl i know sum1 of u think im being rcist so let it go) [/b][/quote]
you think pogo(thast right, i remeber his name) is ugly?





bitch please you must have a mental disease&#33; thats like the cute cutest friggin thing ive ever seen. still not as cute as a beagle puppy with a red scarf named rupert.


:lol:

SLY
07-28-2004, 02:25 AM
u no whats an ugly dog, YOUR MOTHER&#33; GET IT BECUZ SHES A BITCH&#33;( no im just joking i figured sum1 wud say it eventually) but ive started to see quite a few golden poodles or w.e theyre golden retrive poodle mix...

the_uniBOMBER
07-28-2004, 02:37 AM
how the fuck does a 5 year old get to 230 lbs?&#33; too many twinkies?

:edit: oh and i do think pugs look weird cause of their flat face BUT they are itensely cool

pSYKAOz
07-28-2004, 02:50 AM
that fat 5yr old is probably cuz of a deisease... or when hella slow digestive system&#33;

its insae haha.... but u shouldnt laugh... u never know how youre gonna finish&#33;

but man... that kid weighs like 80 lbs more then me @__@

SLY
07-28-2004, 02:50 AM
Nah man its all about the rottweiler now they&#39;re an ill dog and cool... i jsut dont like how big their paws are when they&#39;re small but i hate all small dogs i wanna fucking cut em up and feed em to my cats... but its funny my cats beat the shit out of my neighbours dog so easily the dog is always barkign at them and tryign to bite them ( my catslie right infron of him for hours and he cant do anything to them... and i hate how they bark so much but anyways heres that gangsta pup u all wanna see (not my dog, i got mine when it was liek 4 months old)
http://www.arca.net/%20rottweiler/baby3b.jpg

Lazer
07-28-2004, 05:42 AM
fat people are nice

ares
07-28-2004, 08:38 AM
Bump for 900.

mad
07-28-2004, 10:53 AM
fat ppl have to be nice or else theyd get made fun of even more

somtimes i wish i was fat, i could roll around. or a wheel chair

man i take to many things for granted

mad
07-28-2004, 10:54 AM
fat ppl have to be nice or else theyd get made fun of even more

somtimes i wish i was fat, i could roll around. or a wheel chair

man i take to many things for granted

whOaHT
07-28-2004, 02:35 PM
there is a diffrence between being fat and obesed&#33;
that 5yr old is obesesd&#33;
its not normal, i watched that show to and i recall the mother letting her eat anything she wants&#33;
Bitch is 5 and eats 4 Big Mac&#39;s&#33;
I Have trouble eating 4 McNuggets <_<
That aint right, she wont live to see 7&#33;

pSYKAOz
07-28-2004, 02:42 PM
um... i can eat 4 bic macs.... its water filled burgers.... <_<

afterten
07-28-2004, 03:28 PM
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloads/cj_36972.jpg

stuntman
07-28-2004, 04:33 PM
hahahaha, one of those tits is bigger than my face, shit i dont think id be any taller than her waist

whOaHT
07-28-2004, 05:06 PM
good old Consumption Junction :)

That tall hoe looks like she got that 18L bottle of water up her ass :lol:

the_uniBOMBER
07-28-2004, 05:13 PM
http://www.iquack.com/assets/images/db_images/db_disco_duck_album_cover1.jpg

http://www.obsn.com/galleries/body/images/moni-bacardi_jpg.jpg

http://kirbybox.zophar.net/pics/kdl3_kirby.jpg

(>^-^)>

Tony
07-28-2004, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by the_uniBOMBER@Jul 28 2004, 02:13 PM
http://www.obsn.com/galleries/body/images/moni-bacardi_jpg.jpg
wow she sure looks happy

whOaHT
07-28-2004, 05:15 PM
:lol:
reminds me of disco stu&#33;

Disco Stu Likes Disco Music

the_uniBOMBER
07-28-2004, 05:15 PM
well would you if you had the bacardi logo airbrushed across your chest?

SLY
07-28-2004, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by whOaHT@Jul 28 2004, 01:35 PM
there is a diffrence between being fat and obesed&#33;
that 5yr old is obesesd&#33;
its not normal, i watched that show to and i recall the mother letting her eat anything she wants&#33;
Bitch is 5 and eats 4 Big Mac&#39;s&#33;
I Have trouble eating 4 McNuggets <_<
That aint right, she wont live to see 7&#33;
i ate 6 big macs in 10 mins and i was still hungry, and also ur an idiot obease is a made up term... and also there isnt anythign wrong with being fat, its shit that can happen becuz why ur fat... if u eat like 4 big macs a day or eat like 2 or 3 toonie tuesdays from kfc/pfk then ur pancrisu will get fucked and ull get type 2 diabetes... lol im watchign the simpons right now about sugar... and sugar does rape u if u eat a lot of it... but shit liek that is just nasty that fat girl... and also these fat asses r retards they get lyposuction and other shit they think it will make them healthy it wont... just becuz they get fat sucked out of them doesnt mean their arteries wont be unclogged... also normal weigh ppl have some of the same problems liek heart attacks my grandfather was like 6&#39;0 and weighed 180ish and he got a major one... oh well w.e peace

Tony
07-28-2004, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by the_uniBOMBER@Jul 28 2004, 02:15 PM
well would you if you had the bacardi logo airbrushed across your chest?
why would i even do it in the first place? :blink:

the_uniBOMBER
07-28-2004, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by Tony+Jul 28 2004, 04:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tony @ Jul 28 2004, 04:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-the_uniBOMBER@Jul 28 2004, 02:15 PM
well would you if you had the bacardi logo airbrushed across your chest?
why would i even do it in the first place? :blink: [/b][/quote]
money?

SLY
07-28-2004, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by afterten@Jul 28 2004, 02:28 PM
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloads/cj_36972.jpg
in the second pic look how big she is... if u were behind her a lot of u would have to get a stool or go on ur toes to eat her out

ares
07-28-2004, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by the_uniBOMBER@Jul 28 2004, 04:15 PM
well would you if you had the bacardi logo airbrushed across your chest?
I wouldn&#39;t be happy having an inferior brand of rum airbrushed on my chest. We all know Captain Morgan&#39;s is where its at(With the exception of 151).


Whats up with that tall bitch. I mean, if your that tall, do you really need six inch heels?

(*eKLeK*)
07-28-2004, 06:44 PM
man thats so fake u can see the lines dont match where they blew the pic up look @ the shadow behind them in the road right by her legs in the first one :lol:

whOaHT
07-28-2004, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by SLY+Jul 28 2004, 04:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SLY @ Jul 28 2004, 04:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-whOaHT@Jul 28 2004, 01:35 PM
there is a diffrence between being fat and obesed&#33;
that 5yr old is obesesd&#33;
its not normal, i watched that show to and i recall the mother letting her eat anything she wants&#33;
Bitch is 5 and eats 4 Big Mac&#39;s&#33;
I Have trouble eating 4 McNuggets <_<
That aint right, she wont live to see 7&#33;
i ate 6 big macs in 10 mins and i was still hungry, and also ur an idiot obease is a made up term... and also there isnt anythign wrong with being fat, its shit that can happen becuz why ur fat... if u eat like 4 big macs a day or eat like 2 or 3 toonie tuesdays from kfc/pfk then ur pancrisu will get fucked and ull get type 2 diabetes... lol im watchign the simpons right now about sugar... and sugar does rape u if u eat a lot of it... but shit liek that is just nasty that fat girl... and also these fat asses r retards they get lyposuction and other shit they think it will make them healthy it wont... just becuz they get fat sucked out of them doesnt mean their arteries wont be unclogged... also normal weigh ppl have some of the same problems liek heart attacks my grandfather was like 6&#39;0 and weighed 180ish and he got a major one... oh well w.e peace [/b][/quote]
i see said the blind man B)

but why did you have to go n call me idiot? <_<
That&#39;s how e-beef starts :lol:
j/kn&#39;, i used to like starting shit on the net, then i turned 7&#33;

SLY
07-28-2004, 10:23 PM
well i mighty be 17 but i have the mind set of a 6 y.o

jade
07-28-2004, 10:59 PM
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloads/cj_36972.jpg
in the second pic look how big she is... if u were behind her a lot of u would have to get a stool or go on ur toes to eat her out


just hug her and you&#39;d be able to eat her out.

ares
07-28-2004, 11:22 PM
Quote Die?


Fire hydrants were left open by the city workers who were working on them earlier, and they were pumping out water.



beer.

Kayone707
07-29-2004, 02:03 AM
heres something random about me that you dident know.....i sometimes buy GERBER baby food...banana flavor....i think its good...i really do

SLY
07-29-2004, 02:13 AM
i know baby food is good... i jsut dont liek that carrot shit

BullshitTantrum
07-29-2004, 02:18 AM
sly obese is a made up term but whats one term that wasn&#39;t "made up"?

MinimalSyM
07-29-2004, 02:21 AM
random.....All bottled waters are not the same, aquafinas state of the art hydro-7 purfication system consistently removes substances most other bottled waters leav in.....

SLY
07-29-2004, 02:23 AM
u dont get it... nvm

FOEone
07-29-2004, 03:25 AM
Face down in the guttah won&#39;t admit defeat, though his clothes are soiled and black...

ATeS
07-29-2004, 03:27 AM
yea. that GERBER baby food is good especially the banana flavor its hittin&#39;

SLY
07-29-2004, 03:42 AM
Originally posted by FOEone@Jul 29 2004, 02:25 AM
Face down in the guttah won&#39;t admit defeat, though his clothes are soiled and black...
was that comment directed to me?

FOEone
07-29-2004, 03:43 AM
lol no man its from a song by dropkick murphys


paranoid, much?

SLY
07-29-2004, 03:57 AM
it jsut every1 always gotta be like whoat whoat sly u think ur sly and all n im liek no gui dont front i bow down, then they shank me and im liek ahhh my face u bitch and im like lets take this to the streets and then they wanted to fight and i was liek whaot i dndt mena fight, so they thot i was going to battle them in writing but i was liek hell no gui and i then i busted out all the beats and sogns and i was like oh shit b-boy poppin for u... and it was over anyways heres some more ranodmism http://koti.mbnet.fi/dronir/pimp.jpg
http://anna-neko.nu/katsu2k3/plushie-pimp.jpg
http://sup.crawleytech.com/SitePics/pimp.jpg
http://cede.psu.edu/~nrl119/Halloween03/PIMP.jpg

whOaHT
07-29-2004, 05:28 AM
SLY has a sweetspot for pimp&#39;s :lol:

Lazer
07-29-2004, 07:39 AM
PIMPs make the world go around

KEDARONER
07-29-2004, 10:33 AM
http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00449844f00000008.jpg

mindo
07-29-2004, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by FOEone@Jul 29 2004, 03:25 AM
Face down in the guttah won&#39;t admit defeat, though his clothes are soiled and black...
he&#39;s a big strong man with a child&#39;s mind don&#39;t you take his booze awayyyyyyyyyyy. HEY&#33;

Flow
07-29-2004, 12:58 PM
http://www.heavy.com/viral/mcd/banners/nuggets.JPG

http://www.heavy.com/viral/mcd/banners/mcrap3.jpg

http://www.heavy.com/viral/mcd/banners/mccat.jpg

http://www.heavy.com/viral/mcd/banners/mcdonalds.JPG

http://www.heavy.com/viral/mcd/banners/toilet.jpg

http://www.heavy.com/viral/mcd/banners/mcd-banner02.jpg

http://www.heavy.com/viral/mcd/banners/Mcd1.gif

crac
07-29-2004, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by SLY@Jul 28 2004, 12:38 AM
http://img66.exs.cx/img66/5564/230poundbaby.jpg
Wai until shes of legal age... becuz u know what every1 says more cushion for the pushin&#33; all the guy will want her...
at that rate i dont think shes gonna live to be 10 let alone legal age.

Freddy Fresh 137
07-29-2004, 02:13 PM
someone can give me the phone number of the bombshelter of TO ?

SLY
07-29-2004, 09:14 PM
They have a phone number?&#33; WOW&#33; i knew they had hours they were suppose to be open... but a phone... geez

SLY
07-29-2004, 09:22 PM
http://home.san.rr.com/coreyh/mafia.jpg
http://vortxweb.net/cards/gangs.jpg
http://collectingpez.com/pics/pinkpanther.jpg
http://trinitywholesale.com/prints/religious/images/a9554.jpg

Tony
07-29-2004, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by SLY@Jul 29 2004, 06:22 PM
http://collectingpez.com/pics/pinkpanther.jpg
bit of trivia, does anyone know what the "Pink Panther" originaly was?

whOaHT
07-29-2004, 10:14 PM
Look at the pellican

Go pellican,pellican



:lol: Scarface is so fuckin amazin&#39;

afterten
07-29-2004, 10:37 PM
http://ubersoldat.no-ip.com:8081/retard.jpg
http://www.sandylevel.org/nicaraguateam/img_photos_sept_02/diarrhea.jpg
http://www.ause.org/ezine/0002/006/images/Michael-Jackson-Hand-in-the-Lap-AUSE-org.jpg
http://makmilling.com/dumb_sign.jpg

Flow
07-29-2004, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by Tony@Jul 29 2004, 09:36 PM
bit of trivia, does anyone know what the "Pink Panther" originaly was?
A diamond.
A pinkly hued diamond.

Tony
07-29-2004, 10:58 PM
DING DING DING&#33;


i knew someone had to know.



on another note i found something that my dad left after he and my mom split. its a case that inside has 50 smal(1 cm high, 2 cm wide) peices of sterling silver. on these are locamotives that have been stamped, the detail is mind boggling, and on the back they have a write up, its got everything from "locamotion" to "big boy". also found one that has the same peices, but sailing ships. had a fun time straining my eyes reading the little write ups on the back.

retsam
07-30-2004, 02:26 AM
i opened a box of pop tarts and got this crap inside
http://img52.exs.cx/img52/4475/poptarts.jpg

jade
07-30-2004, 02:56 AM
wut a fuckin rip off......

thats a cute cat tho.

BullshitTantrum
07-30-2004, 03:07 AM
In Guinea some dude found a diamond 4 times the size of the hope diamond. Why is there an a in diamond? why would you know? whatever. Anyways the givernment took it.

jade
07-30-2004, 03:12 AM
how can the government just take it from him, he found it, it was nobodys, its probably worth quite a bit and the government just took it away???????

Tony
07-30-2004, 04:10 AM
In Guinea


^^ there&#39;s your answer

jade
07-30-2004, 04:23 AM
wheres guinea?

Tony
07-30-2004, 04:27 AM
west coast of africa, right next to sierra leone

SLY
07-30-2004, 09:05 AM
in sierra leonne they have so many kid soldiers who r liek 8 n got ak 47&#39;s and so much civil war...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/SLY/mrs_jingles_01.jpg
now thats random from childwarfare to an ugly rat my cat gets to eat for a special treat
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/SLY/camgirl1.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/SLY/camgirl1.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/SLY/camgirl1.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/SLY/camgirl1.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/SLY/camgirl1.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/SLY/camgirl1.gif
and from an ugly white rat to some ugly white girl who loooks like a rat whos a cam whore... well shes not that ugly just odnt liek the nose or eye brows or eyes.. and her fingers are nasty too,a nd i dotn like her tits that much they&#39;re to big

SLY
07-30-2004, 10:39 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/SLY/slysly.jpg

mad
07-30-2004, 01:18 PM
PIMP

KEDARONER
07-30-2004, 01:28 PM
partof da stash&#33;11>>>>> ;)
http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00449844f00000014.jpg

drshottest718
07-30-2004, 04:21 PM
http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00431036f00000002.jpg

http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00431036f00000001.jpg

my old phone :(

FOEone
07-30-2004, 04:29 PM
http://barnt.org:81/images/random_family_guy/chris_004.gif
ARE YOU THE MATRIX???

drshottest718
07-30-2004, 04:36 PM
no im the rabbit that you must follow....

http://www.infinitefreedom.com/storybook-pictures/white-rabbit-full.jpg

muhhhhaaamuhhhhhhamuahhhhhaahhhahha*



*see evil laugh.

whOaHT
07-30-2004, 04:38 PM
(Quebec Police Codes Apply Only,But im pretty sure they use the same codes elsewhere........enjoy :lol:)



Police Frequency

Frequency CTCSS USER Notes
141.9150 88.5 Provice of Quebec Prisoner Transport
150.8600 UKN Bristol Que Dispatch
152.1650 127.3 MRC PD F1 (Input)
153.5300 154.4 MRC PD F1
153.6350 131.8 MRC PD F2
153.7550 141.3 MRC PD F3
414.4625 203.5 MRC PD UHF Link
154.9800 110.9 Gatineau PD F1
154.0400 110.9 Gatineau PD F2
166.6800 141.3 Surete de Quebec Main Dispatch
166.8300 141.3 Surete de Quebec Main Dispatch
171.1800 141.3 Surete de Quebec Simplex
412.1125 118.8 Aylmer PD F1
412.0125 118.8 Hull PD F1
412.3125 None MRC PD Mobile Extender
412.3375 118.8 Hull PD F2
412.5875 118.8 Hull PD F3
413.0375 118.8 Hull PD F4 (Simplex)

Police Montreal

Channel
Canal Frequency
Fréquence Use or Station
Usage ou Poste
1 410.1125R 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 21, 22, 23 (west / ouest)
2 410.2625R (south / sud)
3 410.3625R 25, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35 (center / centre)
4 410.4875R 1, 43 (north / nord)
5 410.6125R 45, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55 (east / est)
6 410.7875R Station to HQ for report numbers

Station a QG pour numero du dossier
7 410.9125R "General"
8 410.6625S Traffic and tactical (Urgences Santé, Fire also have this freq)

Channel 1 is sometimes split, with the 21, 22, 23 going to channel 2.


Police Code Breaker

10-0 Use Caution
10-1 You are being received Poorly
10-2 You are being received Clearly
10-3 Stop Transmitting
10-4 O.K.
10-5 Relay Message
10-6 Busy with Call
10-7 Out of service, (completely)
10-7b Out of service (personal)
10-7c Out of service (court)
10-7od Out of service (off duty)
10-8 In service
10-8ot In service (over time)
10-9 Repeat last message
10-10 Out of service, Radio on
10-11 Give F.C.C. Call Sign/Dispatching too fast
10-12 Visitors or officials present
10-13 Advise weather and road conditions
10-14 Convoy or escort detail
10-15 Prisoner in custody
10-15m Prisoner in custody (mental case)
10-16 Pick up prisoner
10-17 Pick up papers
10-18 Complete present asignment ASAP/Get there quick/ASAP
10-19 Return to office
10-20 Your location
10-21 Call by telephone
10-21A Phone home, my ETA is _____
10-21B Call your home
10-22 Cancel last message/Take no further action
10-23 Stand by until channel clears
10-24 Emergency at station/all units return
10-25 Do you have contact with ___________
10-26 Driver&#39;s license check by number or name
10-27 Check for wants or warrants
10-28 Check registration on vehicle
10-29 Check for stolen for
10-29A Check wants, subject (PIN)
10-29R Check wants and record, subject (PIN, CJIC)
10-29C Check complete, subject (NCIC)
10-30 Does not conform to rules or regulations
10-31 Is lie detector available?
10-32 Is Intoxilizer available?
10-33 Emergency traffic/don&#39;t transmit unless necessary
10-33 Alarm (type: Audible, silent)
10-34 Clear for local dispatch or open door
10-35 Confidential information or open window
10-36 Correct time
10-37 Give me name of Operator on duty
10-38 Your destination
10-39 Your message is delivered/Requested unit enroute
10-40 Advise if officer _______ available for phone call
10-41 Call the station on alternate frequency
10-42 Officer ..... now at his home
10-43 Have _________ call his/her residence
10-44 Station _________ is calling your residence
10-45 Give name of Officer in Charge or Injured person
10-46 Advise if ________ available at phone
10-47 Officer ______ is available at _________
10-48 Not available for assignment/out for coffee or whatever
10-49 Pick up passenger at ___________
10-50 No traffic for you/resume patrol
10-51 Message for delivery by telephone
10-52 Message for delivery in writing
10-53 Do you have traffic for this station?
10-54 Unit and officer have left the Parish
10-54d Possible dead body
10-55 Unit and officer have returned to Parish
10-55d Send coroner
10-56 Teletype busy
10-57 Teletype broken or Firearms discharged
10-58 Teletype in service
10-59 Tape for repeat message
10-60 What is next for message # _____
10-61 Stand by for teletype message
10-62 Unable to copy radio, use teletype or meet in person
10-63 Net in use, stand by, will advise when clear
10-64 Net clear, go ahead with traffic
10-65 Clear for assignment
10-66 Clear for cancellation
10-67 All stations retransmit following
10-68 Repeat dispatch
10-69 Have you dispatched _______?
10-70 Net message for all stations
10-71 Proceed with traffic
10-72 Stand by for Civil Defense Test
10-73 Stand by for Civil Defense Traffic
10-74 Civil Defense Clear
10-75 Severe weather statement
10-76 Give daily traffic
10-77 Give mileage your unit
10-78 Send ambulance
10-79 Send wrecker
10-80 Tower lights out/Explosion/Lightening
10-80a Assist radio dispatcher
10-81 Officer ______ will be at your station
10-82 Reserve room for officer
10-83 Have _______ call station by phone
10-84 Advise ____ officer will return this date
10-85 Officer _____ on special detail or Meet with agent
10-86 Advise phone number your location
10-87 Give call letters of your station
10-88 Advise phone number of officer
10-89 Request radio servicemen be sent
10-90 Request teletype servicemen
10-91 Prepare for inspection of ______ by ________
10-91B Noisy animal (Barking)
10-91D Dead animal
10-91H Stray Horse
10-92 Your quality is poor
10-93 Your quality is good
10-94 Call station by teletype
10-95 Advise telephone call this station
10-96 Give test count
10-97 Arrived at scence
10-98 Last detail completed
10-99 Unable to receive your message
10-100 Out using restroom
10-102 Cruelty to animals
10-103 Disturbance
10-103f Disturbance by fight
10-103m Disturbance by mental person
10-106 Obscenity
10-107 Suspicious person
10-108 Officer down or Officer needs assistance
10-112 Impersonating an officer
11-6 Illegal discharge of firearms
11-7 Prowler
11-8 Person down
11-10 Take a report
11-12 Dead animal
11-13 Injured animal
11-14 Animal bite
11-15 Ball game in street
11-17 Wires down
11-24 Abandoned Vehicle
11-25 Vehicle - Traffic hazzard
11-25X Female motorist need assistance
11-26 Abandoned bicycle
11-27 Subject has felony record, but is not wanted
11-28 Rush vehicle registration information
11-29 Subject has no record
11-30 Incomplete telephone call
11-31 Person calling for help
11-40 Advise station if ambulance is needed
11-41 Request Ambulance
11-42 Ambulance not required
11-43 Doctor required
11-44 Coroner required
11-45 Attempted suicide
11-46 Death report
11-47 Injured Person
11-48 Provide Transportation
11-54 Suspicious vehicle
11-65 Traffic Signal light out
11-66 Traffic Signal Out-of-order
11-70 Fire Alarm
11-71 Fire Report
11-79 Traffic Accident - Ambulance dispatched
11-80 Traffic Accident - Serious Injury
11-81 Traffic Accident - Minor Injury
11-82 Traffic Accident - No Injury
11-83 Traffic Accident - No Details
11-84 Direct Traffic
11-85 Dispatched Tow Truck
11-86 Special Detail
11-87 Assist Other Unit
11-95 Out of vehicle, car stop (location/license)
11-96 Out of vehicle, car stop, send backup(location/license)
11-98 Meet Officer
11-99 Officer needs Help/Emergency

A Adult
A No rain expected
AC Aircraft crash
AC Animal control
ADW Assalt with a Deadly Weapon
APB All points bulletin
ASAP As soon as possible
AID Accident Investigation Detail
AV Abandoned vehicle
B Rain Expected
BLK Block
BKG Booking
BO Out of Order
BOL Be On the Lookout
CP Complaining Party
CPD City or County Property Damage
CT Court
DB Dead Body
DMV Department of Motor Vehicles Information requested
E-B Eastbound
ETA Estimated Time of Arrival
EXP Expired
FTA Failure to Appear
GOA Gone on Arrival
GTA Grand Theft Auto
INJ Injury
I/S Intersection
J Juvenile involved
LIC License
LT/T Left turn
M/C Motorcycle
NCIC National Criminal Information Center
NIA Non-Injury Accident
OBS Observed
OD Off Duty
OP LIC Operator&#39;s License
OT Over Time
PAB Policy Administration Building
PI Personal Injury
POSS Possession
QT Secrecy required
RES DIST Residential District
ROF Report on File
RP Reporting Party
SPD Speed
UL Unable to Locate
UTL Unable to Locate
VEH Vehicle
VIN Vehicle Identification Number
WIT Witness
X Female involved
45/25 MPH clocked speed in zone

Code 1 Acknowledge this Call
Code 2 Proceed Immediately with lights/without Siren
Code 3 Proceed Immediately with lights and Siren
Code 4 No further assistance required
Code 5 Stakeout - Uniformed Officers stay away
Code 6 Out of Vehicle for Investigation
Code 7 Out of Service to eat
Code 8 Fire Alarm
Code 9 Answering ring-down
Code 10 Bomb Threat
Code 12 Patrol your District and report extent of damage
Code 13 Major Disaster Activation
Code 14 Resume normal Operation
Code 20 Notify News Media to respond
Code 22 Restricted Radio Traffic
Code 30 Officer needs assistance - Emergency
Code 33 Emergency Traffic on Air - All units stand by
Code 43 TAC forces committed
Code 100 In position to intercept Suspect

14 Ambulance in route
15 Citizens holding suspect
17f Fugitive attachment
17m Municipal court attachment
17t Traffic attachment
18 Traffic incident
19 Drunk
20 Auto accident
20a Airplane crash
20f Fatal accident
20i Injury accident
21 Complaint
23 Traffic congestion
24 Medical emergency
25 Call dispatcher
26 Police officer
27 Attempted crime
28 Inciting a felony
29 Death
30 Homicide
30c Homicide by cutting
30s Homicide by shooting
34 Aggravated battery
34c Cutting

34s Shooting
35 Simple battery
37 Aggravated assault
38 Simple assault
39 Negligent injury
42 Aggravated rape
43 Simple rape
44 Aggravated kidnapping
45 Simple kidnapping
51 Aggravated arson
51b Bomb threat
52 Simple arson
52e Explosives
52f Fire
54 Combustible materials
56 Criminal damage
58 Contaminated water
59 Criminal Mischief
60 Aggravated burglary
62 Alarms
62b Simple burglary
62c Auto burglary
62r Residential burglary
62s Safe burglary
63 Criminal Trespass
63s Sit-in
64 Armed robbery
64g Armed robbery/gun
64k Armed robbery/knife
65 Simple robbery
65p Purse snatching
66 Extortion threats
68 Unauthorized use of movable
69 Possession of stolen goods
71 Issuing worthless checks
72 Forgery
80 Carnal knowledge of juvenile
81 Indecent behavior with juvenile
82 Prostitution
84 Pandering
87 Abortion
89 Crime against nature
90 Gambling
90c Gambling by cards
90d Gambling by dice
91 Unlawful sale to minor
93 Cruelty to juvenile
94 Illegal use of weapon
95 Illegal carrying of gun
95k Illegal carrying of knife
98 D.W.I.
99 Reckless operation
100 Hit and run
148 Resisting Arrest
187 Homicide
207 Kidnapping
211 Armed Robery
240 Assalt - Misdemeanor
242 Battery
243 Assault on Police Officer
245 Assault with a Deadly Weapon
261 Rape
273 Assault on Person
288 Lewd Conduct / Felony sex offense
314 Indecent exposure
330 Gambling
311 Loud and Obscene
314 Indecent Exposure
390 Drunk
390c Drunk in Vehicle
390d Drunk Unconcious
404 Riot
407 Unlawful Assembly
415 Disturbing the Peace
415b Investigate the Trouble
415c Disturbance - Children involved
415d Disturbance - Drunk involved
415e Loud Music or Party
415f Disturbance - Family
415g Disturbance - Gang
417 Brandishing / Man with Gun
447 Arson
459 Burglary
459a Burglar Alarm ringing
459s Burglar Alarm - Silent
464 Burglary with Explosives
477a Arson
480 Hit and Run - Felony
481 Hit and Run - Misdemeanor
484 Petty theft
484f Fraudulent use of Credit Card(s)
484ps Purse Snatch
487 Grand theft
487.2 Theft from Person or Purse snatch
488 Petty theft
496 Recieving stolen property
502 Drunk driving - Misdemeanor
503 Auto theft
505 Reckless driving
507 Public Nuisance
537 Defrauding Innkeeper
586 Illegal parking
586e Vehicle blocking Driveway
594 Malicious mischief
602 Trespassing
602.5 Entry without consent
603 Unlawful entry
647 Vagrant
647a Vagrant loitering in Public Place
647b Prostitution
647c Begging
647d Loitering in Restroom
647e Loitering Place to Place
647f Drunk
647ff Drunk - enroute to Detox
647g Prowler
647h Illegal Lodging
901 Ambulance Call
901a Ambulance Call - Attempted Suicide
901b Ambulance Call - Drowning
901c Ambulance Call - Cutting
901d Ambulance Call - Drunk
901g Ambulance Call - Gas
901h Ambulance Call - Dead Body
901k Ambulance has been dispatched
901n Ambulance requested
901s Ambulance Call - Shooting
901t Ambulance Call - Traffic Accident
901y Request Ambulance if needed
902 Accident
902h Enroute to Hospital
902m Medical Aid needed
902t Traffic Accident
903 Aircraft Crash
904 Fire
910 Can handle detail
952 Report on conditions
955 Detail under control
956 Detail incomplete, but available
957 Delayed response of __ minutes
966 DRUG DEAL
1000 Plane crash
3000 Road block
4532 Escape
5150 Mentally disturbed person
10851 Stolen vehicle
10852 Tampering with vehicle
11300 Narcotics
12020 Carrying Concealed Weapon
14601 Driving w/suspended DL
20001 Felony hit and run
20002a Misdemeanor hit and run
22350 Speeding (used to be 505)
22500 Illegal parking/impound
23152 Misdemeanor Drunk driving
23153 Reckless driving (use to be 510)
23109 Speed Contest

Units Adam: Morning shift
Baker: Swing shift
Charlie: Day shift
Officers Adam: Auxillary
Charlie: Captain
Denver: Detective
David: Detective
Frank: Felony Investigation
Henry: Homicide
John: Juvenile
Lincoln: Lieutenant
Nora: Narcotics
Paul: Patrol
Sam: Sergeant
X-Ray: Burglary
Victor: Vice/Narcotics
King: Helicopter

pSYKAOz
07-30-2004, 04:47 PM
whoa

whOaHT
07-30-2004, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by pSYKAOz@Jul 30 2004, 03:47 PM
whoa
my buddy hooked me up with these...... he street races n shit so they have scanners and they wait for police activity (fucked up stuff, like in The Fast n The Furious)
So they race and do whatever until they here on the scanner bout the racing, and they break up
these codes are indeed legite and are from SPVM Conference Annuel Mars 2oo4&#33;

FOEone
07-30-2004, 05:20 PM
I&#39;ve got a list of those for my area on my bedroom wall

ares
07-30-2004, 05:22 PM
Ok, Im really hoping someone can give me a hand here. So I was eating some chicken, and browsing the internet, I tried to go back a page using my keyboard, and all of a sudden, my desktop rotates 90 degrees. I&#39;ve tried troubleshooting on my computer, but it doesn&#39;t have anything and checked my desktop settigns, but again, nothing. Does anybody have any ideas?

FOEone
07-30-2004, 05:23 PM
You, my friend, have a trojan. Sounds like Sub7 or possibly Netdevil.

BullshitTantrum
07-30-2004, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by jade@Jul 30 2004, 02:12 AM
how can the government just take it from him, he found it, it was nobodys, its probably worth quite a bit and the government just took it away???????
Well from what I read the government was holding it for him. I mean if i found the biggest diamond in the world I&#39;m pretty sure I wouldn&#39;t keep it under my matress for safe keeping. I think I&#39;d have a mould of my teeth made and then i could have diamond teeth. Be able to bite into anything.

Alyte
07-30-2004, 05:44 PM
hmm, good idea foe, im printing those out right now

Alyte
07-30-2004, 05:46 PM
that would suck to have to memorize all that crap.

whOaHT
07-30-2004, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by ares@Jul 30 2004, 04:22 PM
Ok, Im really hoping someone can give me a hand here. So I was eating some chicken, and browsing the internet, I tried to go back a page using my keyboard, and all of a sudden, my desktop rotates 90 degrees. I&#39;ve tried troubleshooting on my computer, but it doesn&#39;t have anything and checked my desktop settigns, but again, nothing. Does anybody have any ideas?
you have transmitted E Coli from your chicken to your pc&#33;
tis a shame
tis a great shame :(

whOaHT
07-30-2004, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by Alyte@Jul 30 2004, 04:44 PM
hmm, good idea foe, im printing those out right now
I WROTE DOWN THE POLICE CODES
NOT FOE
I WANT PROPS AND ATTENTION
:(
I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
lollll
:lol:

FOEone
07-30-2004, 05:50 PM
as everyone knows, 10-64 in my area is vandalism, hence my crew name :D TSF










but you guys already knew that.

whOaHT
07-30-2004, 05:57 PM
the best 2 words ever
OFFICER DOWN

FOEone
07-30-2004, 06:00 PM
worst two words ever
URETHRAL SWAB

SkUNk
07-30-2004, 06:03 PM
i just put a fuckin construction staple through my foot, for fucks sake

jade
07-30-2004, 06:07 PM
say you cant work....say you need to go on compo for the next 8 years&#33;&#33;&#33;

whOaHT
07-30-2004, 06:10 PM
Originally posted by FOEone@Jul 30 2004, 05:00 PM
worst two words ever
URETHRAL SWAB
:blink: ouch

The thought alone makes me sick to my stomach

jade
07-30-2004, 06:12 PM
k i dun really know what a urethral swab is so sumone fill me in here.....is it like an alchoal swap only 10 times worse?

FOEone
07-30-2004, 06:13 PM
its when they check for prostate cancer by taking an alcohol-soaked q-tip and...


but now i hear they give you and aenesthetic (sp) before hand. A shot in the arm is definately better than a WHAT in a WHERE

jade
07-30-2004, 06:14 PM
oh dear lord......

SLY
07-30-2004, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by SkUNk@Jul 30 2004, 05:03 PM
i just put a fuckin construction staple through my foot, for fucks sake
u posted the same thing in the good afternoon thread...

Tony
07-30-2004, 06:25 PM
id rather die of cancer then get a needle and an alchohol soaked q-tip shoved in my urethra.

SLY
07-30-2004, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by FOEone@Jul 30 2004, 05:13 PM
its when they check for prostate cancer by taking an alcohol-soaked q-tip and...


but now i hear they give you and aenesthetic (sp) before hand. A shot in the arm is definately better than a WHAT in a WHERE
everybody knows you like it&#33; the feeling u have it just amazing, its like wow this must be liek what women go thru when giving birth but instead of coming out its going in... lol just kidding

Alyte
07-30-2004, 07:19 PM
..."my penis is giving un-birth&#33;"

SLY
07-30-2004, 07:38 PM
but then again it has to come out so maybe its un-birth then birth... or maybe thats what it woudl feel like if we were women...

Logik
07-30-2004, 08:00 PM
*switches forums to pirate mode*
HAR HAR HAR HAR&#33;

http://www.scrapntoday.com/165437__pirates_l.jpg
ARR&#33;

FOEone
07-30-2004, 08:04 PM
*switches forums to ninja mode*
http://granzeau.com/~gonzo/me/ninja/ninja5.jpg
FUCK PIRATES

SLY
07-30-2004, 08:08 PM
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL MATEY&#33;http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/SLY/realpirate.jpg

Alyte
07-30-2004, 08:25 PM
*switches forum to hampster mode*
http://img4.imgspot.com/u/04/212/00/hampton.gif
http://img4.imgspot.com/u/04/212/00/hampton.gif
http://img4.imgspot.com/u/04/212/00/hampton.gif
we&#39;ll take you all on&#33;

Tony
07-30-2004, 08:36 PM
^ :lol: those hamsters are funny

FOEone
07-30-2004, 08:45 PM
http://tsfcrew.250free.com/x.jpg
I win.

drop
07-30-2004, 08:46 PM
:huh:

SLY
07-30-2004, 08:46 PM
*switches to cam whore mode*
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/SLY/camgirl1.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/SLY/camgirl1.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/SLY/camgirl1.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/SLY/camgirl1.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/SLY/camgirl1.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/SLY/camgirl1.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/SLY/camgirl1.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/SLY/camgirl1.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/SLY/camgirl1.gif
oh and now *switching to lesbien mode* http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/SLY/britneymadonnachaude.jpg

Tony
07-30-2004, 08:49 PM
http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/deergrill.jpg

FOEone
07-30-2004, 09:03 PM
damn britney&#39;s tits look small in that picture

pen_thief
07-30-2004, 09:07 PM
http://www-scf.usc.edu/~mtrembly/NinjaJump.jpg

crac
07-30-2004, 09:10 PM
http://fp.culttv.plus.com/ukculttv/logos/krider.jpg

i cant belive there selling this and the car the guy drove in magnum p.i. on ebay fuck yeah man there mine i car that talks....fuck yeah.

crac
07-30-2004, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by FOEone@Jul 30 2004, 08:03 PM
damn britney&#39;s tits look small in that picture
i swear she doesnt even have tits anymore she just has a valve where her nipple should be and when shes feeling less or more slutty she pumps or defates them like thows camping air matresses

crac
07-30-2004, 09:15 PM
wasnt the pirate and ninja thing already brought up awile ago maybe on the old forums..

SLY
07-30-2004, 09:19 PM
its all about the toyota 86, now theres the best difter ever... in my opinion but then again no1 cares about my opinion

whOaHT
07-30-2004, 09:20 PM
yo FOE imagine the size of the Q-Tip when they test this schlong
http://img42.exs.cx/img42/7831/whalewanker.jpg
:lol: gives a WHOLE new meaning to the word Fisting

Logik
07-30-2004, 10:17 PM
You just switched the forums to gross mode.

BullshitTantrum
07-31-2004, 12:18 AM
Mikey: "ya know, everyone always gives me a problem about the grinder being face up. They all might think that my middle name is saftey, well its daaaaangeeeer. No I&#39;m just kidding. Its Joeseph."


Occ is the shit.