Randomism

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

78 high-level bug scientists, who (coincidentally) are capable of developing antidotes to new bio-weapons that can cause chaos with the push of a button, have been slaughtered around the world, All within the last 24 months.

List Of Deceased (http://www.stevequayle.com/dead_scientists/UpdatedDeadScientists.html)

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

*
*

[toxus]

annoying.....not random

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

One of the worst Soccer riots ever has made it to DVD!
The infamous match-up between
Feyenoord v Ajax (17-april-2005)

Trailer (http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=Feyenoord---Ajax-17-april-2005-The-Movie)

crazy stuff

[Mr. Popularity]

Dipset

[mad]

juelllz

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

fuck i hate Diplomats


DIPSET DIPSET DIPSET


the fuck

[vegimite on toast]

I put my head down on my desk
To help me get through all this mess
I fell asleep and before i was done
I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb
I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb
I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb

I woke up in shock ¨c

I fell asleep on my arm!
And now it's totally numb!
I fell asleep on my arm!
My shoulder's just a big limp stump!
I fell asleep on my arm!
My arm's like a big limp stump!

The bell rang, class dismissed
I'm sitting here a little bit dissed
I stepped to the door,
But i can't leave
I can't feel the doorknob, my arm's asleep
I can't feel the doorknob, my arm's asleep
Who's gonna carry my books?
I'm so embarrassed
What if i have to pee?
I can't bear it!
What if i have to pee?
I can't bear it!

I fell asleep on my arm!
And now it's totally numb!
I fell asleep on my arm!
My arm's like a big limp stump!
I fell asleep on my arm!


And now it's totally numb!
I fell asleep on my arm!
My arm's like a big limp stump!

Corporate america makes pencils
For the man with the left hand
They make pencils for the man with the right hand
But what about the man with the numb hand?
Four hundred grand to see the rage
From back here i can't see the stage
It's time to start my own parade
So lift up your arm and wave

I fell asleep on my arm!
And now it's totally numb!
I fell asleep on my arm!
My shoulder's just a big limp stump!
I fell asleep on my arm!
My arm's like a big limp stump!


I feel no pain
In my arm
I feel no pain
In my arm
When's it gonna change?
It feels so strange
It's just one of those days
In my arm
I'm gonna slam it in the door
I'm gonna wiggle it around
because i feel no pain
In my arm
It feels so strange
It's just one of those days¡Â*

Boom da bop da boom ba diggy diggy¡

[Highfiver]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/payasita_l0ca/DianteNTassia.jpg ME &DIANTE!! MAH WATERMELON HOMIE!

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

is that you?
if it is you need therapy and a reality check :lol:

























A/S/L :lol:

[Highfiver]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/payasita_l0ca/Picture001.jpg


MY REALITY CHECK!!! A/S/L!?!?!?! :ph34r:

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

is that a bottle of Henessey?
the pic is kinda blurry

my reality check
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/7458/x4ql.jpg

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

a lot of long O names on the board
Flow, Foe, Tony, Whoa

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

fo sho hoe :lol:

[Ume]

62/dunno/kanada


:ph34r:

[Highfiver]

742/halfsharkalligatorhalfman/AssLand :ph34r:

[Kayone707]

Originally posted by Highfiver@Jul 26 2005, 09:04 PM
742/halfsharkalligatorhalfman/AssLand :ph34r:
:mellow:

[Ume]

:ph34r:











































































































:ph34r:

[$NAKE$]

first ones stoldenhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v680/ben_clock/deam_zool_pilastro_04.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v680/ben_clock/bc87bfd2.jpg

[Myner]

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/3480/osamamatriculas9uy.gif

[Kayone707]

^?

whats wrong with mexicans

[Myner]

wat u know bout my avitar kay.Gigg'n

[Flow]

Originally posted by Highfiver@Jul 27 2005, 12:04 AM
742/halfsharkalligatorhalfman/AssLand :ph34r:
Security will escort you from the building.

[Ume]

whaaaaaaaaaaaa?










































































:ph34r:

[xylene hug]

Originally posted by Flow+Jul 27 2005, 12:49 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Flow @ Jul 27 2005, 12:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Highfiver@Jul 27 2005, 12:04 AM
742/halfsharkalligatorhalfman/AssLand :ph34r:
Security will escort you from the building. [/b][/quote]
ahhaha!!!










on another topic...
http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/6020/coolshit9lg6ij.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/1518/164054542l1hg.gif (http://imageshack.us)
http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/2760/girl20beautiful0kx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
v-unit! :wub:^^^

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/7767/animatronic20cyborg7qv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/7296/p66xi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/8540/tat0zf.png (http://imageshack.us)
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/3456/lookbothways2pw1es.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

getting escorted out for a Doctor Octagon reference?
Kool Keith for life
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/8669/2142638bl.jpg



p.s. dope shit Xylene, that star wars one is hilarious. peep vader's ghetto blaster B)

[vegimite on toast]

I saw this and thought of thugs.

http://dwoo.comeuppance.org/Hosted/panama3.jpg

[toxus]

deleted: shouldent of said that :ph34r:

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

Found this fun game
Catch 33 (http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/catch33.html)

try to beat my high score
(the original high score was 41, i hit 34)
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/4283/highscore1vs.jpg

[Highfiver]

Dr.Octagon is the cleanest.
If you ain't slappin` Blue Flowers you aint shit.
My friend just made me hit my head in the door.
I FEEL SLOW NOW :ph34r:

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

if i ever get to see you
i ll shake your hand and state the following

please to meet you















what am i saying
i ll rip panties and say
MEAT TO PLEASE YOU
yup
:unsure:

its all about the 1st sentence

[Highfiver]

No. :ph34r:

[vegimite on toast]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/8809/somuchbetterthanwhoa2jd.png

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

you were talkin to me vege
thats why

BLAST

:lol:

29 is like hard as fuck

i ll try


highfiver wants my hot body
she wants whoa's baby batter

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

http://img287.imageshack.us/img287/4319/highscore4cb.jpg

There ya go vege ;)

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

look at how my numbers diffrent from yours vege

are you cheating?
:lol:
that's pathetic

[LeetleMun]

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3852/iwin9fb.jpg

hahaha whos pathetic now :D

lol i actually got 40 and then i quit

[maoc]

whats up wif blind people thinkin they own the sidewalk

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

"and when you run out of fingers, move on to vegetables. the appropriate size and shape of course. and in no time we'll have you up to summer squash!"

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

did ANYONE actually get lower then 28 dammit

i actually played the game
you guys are bitches

thats why i love yall :lol:

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

i just started and i can't get below the forties
damn i wish i knew about this game in high school
maybe it wasn't around then though

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

i dont know
but it sure kills time at work :lol:


not that i work hard

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

what does whoa do for a living?

[Tony]

he sells homes to migrant fami.....i mean containers.



http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/ahubs/waffle.gif
http://img302.imageshack.us/img302/4968/image3vw.gif

[exploderhead]

eat the murder frost flying submarine

[Tony]

http://content.ytmnd.com//91000/91997/image.gif

[xylene hug]

^^ gif master T



i love the running car

[xylene hug]

Originally posted by vegimite on toast@Jul 27 2005, 07:13 AM
I saw this and thought of thugs.

http://dwoo.comeuppance.org/Hosted/panama3.jpg
thats cuz that my little brother chad!
stop posting his pic, I TRUSTED YOU!!!! :angry:

[cess!]

how do you guys take pics of the screen ? i got 31

[vegimite on toast]

Let me just post your brother! :lol:

http://www.humorbug.com/fpics/f_humorbug_1da43275ea.jpg

[snow2skate]

You bin beat by me
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y165/deam_oner/Catch33.jpg

[snow2skate]

Knowone can beat that..^

[Tony]

yes, knowone

[Kayone707]

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/9846/shitwhole1dm.jpg

[vegimite on toast]

Bigger. Better. Tony.
The Tony way of life.
Tony? You bet.
Share moments, share Tony.
Call a friend, call Tony.
Everything is simple with Tony.
Get me my Tony.
Feel good with Tony.
Tony on the outside, tasty on the inside.

[cess!]

http://www.gbpflag.org/support/congregations/quaker/_photos/Quakers%20support%20gay%20marriage.jpg
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/j/o/jos115/images/funny%20stuff/gay_asians.jpg
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/j/o/jos115/images/funny%20stuff/unitedway.jpg
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/j/o/jos115/images/funny%20stuff/STFU.jpg
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/j/o/jos115/images/funny%20stuff/214.jpg
http://images.myphotoalbum.com/a/an/ang/angi/angie/angie3001/albums/album01/IMGP0812.sized.jpg
http://img222.exs.cx/img222/7459/graffiti11og.jpg

im tired

[Tony]

hey, its easyer then thinking of a new sig



get someone else to automaticaly do it for me B)

[vegimite on toast]

I want more, I want Cock.
Cock is better than chocolate.
Cock, the secret of women.
Cock, i want it all.
Cock for your health.
Nothing is faster than Cock.
Cock for your kids!
Tony's cock keeps going, and going, and going...
Tony's cock, like heaven.
Tony's cock, for everyone.
Don't forget your Tony's cock.
Tony's cock, after a long day.

[xylene hug]

oooohh!!
http://img289.imageshack.us/img289/8310/catch336nv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
looks like i win hahahha

[Tony]

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9145/catch336nv8wv.jpg


B)

[xylene hug]

damn you tony!!!!!

[vegimite on toast]

Xylene Hug, the smart choice.
Xylene Hug is my world.
Don't play with fire, play with Xylene Hug.
The president buys Xylene Hug.
Xylene Hug inside you.
Xylene Hug, whiter than the whitest!
^^
Haha you'll love that one!

[xylene hug]

vegimite on toast, its what the guy nextdoor's eating.......smugg bastard.
coming soon, vegimite on toast.
now on sale vegimite on toast.
swingers choose vegimite on toast
vegimite on toast, its what old people eat.
vegimite on toast is my friend and i like him alot :)

[Ume]

yeah so anyways i was fucking this chick in the ass and i was like omg like i so tottaly gay now, and the chicks like, but you still wanna be friends right? and i'm like fuck you hoe, you turned me gay....bitch.


i haven't talked to my sister since.

[Tony]

And on the eighth day, god created Uni Bomber
Make yourself at home with Uni Bomber
I want more, I want Uni Bomber.
Uni Bomber, it's as simple as that!
You better get your Uni Bomber out.
Nonstop Uni Bomber.
My Uni Bomber, your Uni Bomber, Uni Bomber for all!
One goal, one passion - Uni Bomber.
I wish i was a Uni Bomber.
Heal the world with Uni Bomber

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

i wish someone would write a poem about me

[vegimite on toast]

Kotton makes me hot.
Can you feel it? Kotton.
Kotton, pure lust.
Kotton after a long day.
Let your Kotton flow.
Praise Kotton.
The secret of Kotton.
You know when it's Kotton.
Kotton for president.
Have a break, have a Kotton.

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

when i get home this evening i will make a poem for all of you
oh yes i will



MENTAL NOTE - MAKE POEMS FOR PEOPLE



this will remind me when i get home :lol:

see what beer does to your tiny little sensitive brain cells my friends

[skateparadise]

im eating hashbrowns. they are soo good.

[vegimite on toast]

I can't afford hashbrowns, stickly plain potatoes for me.

[skateparadise]

i got the Great value Hashbrowns that u cook in a convectional oven. (a little toaster)

[GeSuS_KRiST]

^ those are dope

[skateparadise]

hell yeah. ima bout to go get some more. they come in like 10 packs... i eat them in a day or 2.

[exploderhead]

hashbrowns they are good
hashbrowns on toast
the hashbrowns i love them most.
hashbrowns for the world
the hashbrowns they make me chortle
chortle and world ryhmes
when your eating hashbrowns

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

oh god work is FUCKIN boring

here, i got another high score
http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/106/highscore9wb.jpg
at least its a REAL high score
eh vege n xy

ya filthy bums :lol:

[exploderhead]

ya wel my poem rocked you know

[xylene hug]

watermellon
hickery smoked BBQ chips
oysters
apples

tacos
orange juice
nachos
yams

veal
eggs
grilled steak
instant chickin noodle soup

kraft dinner
oatmeal
trout
tuna
omlete
nestly quik

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

there was once a boy named tony
he visited australia on the back of his pony
along came vege and gave em a hug
then out of the shadow came that XY thug
whoa was jealous so he shed a tear
then he felt a finger poke em in the ear
turn around to see kottonkandy
oh this summer will be sweet n dandy

:lol:

[Mr. Popularity]

http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/overgrown-cat-2.JPG

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

thanks, Vegimite!
yeah, whoa, i remember that day when i gave you the wet willy. good times.......

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

i still have the scent of kotton candy when i clean my ears :wub:

[vegimite on toast]

How now,
Brown bureaucrats.

It's one of those deap, beatnick poems.

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

afrodiziak tabarnak
this is gonna be a fuckin boring weekend
friends are all gone away, girlfriend is at her country house
FUCK
i guess i ll just settle in with a 24 and hope that the TV will be good to me

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

somebody's girlfriend is rich.
why aren't you up there with her?
was it a fam only event?

[xylene hug]

floorwax
latex
oil
windex

[Tony]

X-ray
Yogurt
Land-o-lakes butter
Entrance
Noodles
Exit

Honey
Urine
Gum


:wub:

[GeSuS_KRiST]

good
evedence
syphilis
uses
syringes

[xylene hug]

germs
eels
snakes
unholy
satan

[xylene hug]

squid
crab
algae
blowfish
blue whale
leaches
eels

[skateparadise]

Lions
tigers
elephans
horses
ant eaters
zebras
monkeys
gorrillas
cheetas

[GeSuS_KRiST]

theres meaning to what were doing not just random words figure the puzzle out

[CHILLEN905]

CHILDERN
HATE
ILEAGL
LAZY
LIVING
END
NOW

[Ume]

:o the first letters make your names!!!!






:lol:

[Tails0nE]

i just caught on to that....

let me give it a try....


Testicles
Abnormal
Ilogical
Lesbian
Suckers

Online
Nigeria
Elastic


i dunno...

[maoc]

im about to get deep like the ocean,
medium
an
oblivious
child

[GeSuS_KRiST]

GROUPIES

viccoden

under
nebulas
interact
turtles

[vegimite on toast]

Racid milk,
stains,
on my left arm.
Green eggs,
ham,
to give stomach harm.


:rolleyes:

[BeMo]

I like grapes.
MAC N CHEESE
toast...
AND of course, what everyone else here agrees with me on.....ninjas... :ph34r:

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

Originally posted by xylene hug@Jul 28 2005, 04:04 PM
kraft dinner
oatmeal
trout
tuna
omlete
nestly quik
:o :D
i just had kraft dinner for breakfast.

pussy
itching
lilly-
livered
scoundrels



(thanks xylene)


mysteriously
rigid

hungry
under
ground

[vegimite on toast]

Igloo

Level
Ogle
Volumtuous
Egg

Terror
Obvious
Name
Yogurt

[vegimite on toast]

Orgy
Hard

Anal
Nimph
Dick

Kum
Ogle
Testicles
Transexual
OHHHHHHH
Nads

[GeSuS_KRiST]

ok page 700 i need to drop a random post get this shit back on track VIVA la random

http://www.damndjs.com/gallery/data/507/WEMF2005-100.jpg
Wemf was killer this year BOH BOH
http://www.harleyrace.com/wlw/wrestlerpic1204/tyler.jpg
http://unblinkingeye.com/Photographs/Fine/03_Demon/Demonic.jpg
http://www.anticon.com/images/p_themselves35.jpg
http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/tiepolo/i/river-god.jpg
http://www.owensvalleyhistory.com/mary_austin/desert_train_tracks.jpg
http://amol.org.au/recollections/img/photos/a2/h1-1374.jpg
http://www.animalpeoplenews.org/gifs/harp_seal_dead.jpg
http://vision.york.ac.uk/articles/133/music/images/aphex.jpeg

[vegimite on toast]

http://www.scottishsocialistparty.info/03candidates/images/Charlie%20McCarthy.jpg

http://www.response-o-matic.com/wizard.jpg

http://www.q7.com/~aoneil/huge.jpg

http://www.sydneystormcity.com/020109he%20huge%20prom.jpg

http://www.sydneystormcity.com/020109he%20huge%20prom.jpg

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/1740594479.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
^^ I eats thems for breakfast.

http://www.timhunkin.com/page_pictures/a105_nasa_simulators.jpg

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/images/piercings.jpg

http://www.hiddenforest.co.nz/fungi/class/images/image04.jpg

http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/5710/000010-sm2.jpg

[skateparadise]

Its time to go get more Great Value Hashbrowns. :lol:

[xylene hug]

buns
oatmeal
milk
brisk iced tea
intant soup
nuttlea
ginger
soup
canned meat
ice cream
eggs
necterines
coffee
eggplant

[xylene hug]

Originally posted by GeSuS_KRiST@Jul 29 2005, 09:11 AM


http://www.anticon.com/images/p_themselves35.jpg

its them!!!!!!!

[Flow]

http://gemgreyhounds.org/images/DOGS/GEM_Dogs/photosoon_WT-BK.gif


http://gemgreyhounds.org/images/DOGS/GEM_Dogs/F_sapphire_A.jpg
http://gemgreyhounds.org/images/DOGS/GEM_Dogs/F_sapphire_running.jpg
http://www.mpsomaha.org/montclair/curr/hal/images/Bully.jpeg
http://www.yorton.com/PICTURE/bully.jpg

[xylene hug]

Originally posted by Flow@Jul 29 2005, 01:21 PM

http://www.mpsomaha.org/montclair/curr/hal/images/Bully.jpeg
http://www.yorton.com/PICTURE/bully.jpg
are you trying to tell us something flow?


:(


http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/5305/mdi18ru.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
nwooooo! my milk money!!

[Kayone707]

^ haha classic!

[LeetleMun]

does anyone know where i can get the synthetic orchid duvals for $60 or under?

[xylene hug]

http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/522/xylenetom5oj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
^xylene tom

[vegimite on toast]

http://www.childline.org.uk/images%5Chelpandadvice-bullying.jpg

http://www.gizmodo.com/archives/images/Bullying.jpg
^^Hahahaha, beat the cripple!

http://www.yesnet.yk.ca/schools/wes/webquests_themes/media_sofie/media_images/bullying/images/bullying%202_jpg.jpg

http://www.yesnet.yk.ca/schools/wes/webquests_themes/media_sofie/media_images/bullying/images/bully3_jpg.jpg

http://www.yesnet.yk.ca/schools/wes/webquests_themes/media_sofie/media_images/bullying/images/teasingart_q7_gif.jpg

http://ceinfo.unh.edu/News/graphics/bully1.jpg

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

so page 700 is dedicated to the school bully
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/900/ralphwiggum8kg.jpg

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

Woman
Hoes
Ovaries
Ass

Open
Nipples
Erection



Some Cool Clips

OH YEAH (http://www.fungod.com/coppermine/displayimage.php?album=15&pos=44)
Talking Bird (http://www.fungod.com/coppermine/displayimage.php?album=15&pos=42)
Bye Bye Birdy (http://www.fungod.com/coppermine/displayimage.php?album=15&pos=41)
Bush Salutes Crowd (http://flisp.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1122609651&archive=&start_from=&ucat=3&pg=movies)







































O'DOYLE RULES :lol:

[cyras1]

hey i only spent a dollar and 15 cents on school supplies. haha i only bought two things.

[skateparadise]

thats crazy. why only a dollar?

[Myner]

99cent store plus tax

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/5752/untitled4wv.jpghttp://img246.imageshack.us/img246/3201/images9sh.jpghttp://img269.imageshack.us/img269/5752/untitled4wv.jpghttp://img246.imageshack.us/img246/3201/images9sh.jpghttp://img269.imageshack.us/img269/5752/untitled4wv.jpghttp://img246.imageshack.us/img246/3201/images9sh.jpg

[cyras1]

Originally posted by skateparadise@Jul 29 2005, 10:24 PM
thats crazy. why only a dollar?
caue i went to walmart and got a pack of loose leaf paper for 50 cents and a 10 pack of ballpoint pens for another 50 cents. thats all i really need.

[Ume]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/Teemo/040906-dressedandmessed.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/Teemo/IMG_8870655.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/Teemo/kitkash.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/Teemo/more-fucked-up-shit-from-Sa.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/Teemo/niemasfuckedupface.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/Teemo/santa-fucked-up.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/Teemo/SonefuckedupSanta.jpg

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

Originally posted by Ume@Jul 30 2005, 05:52 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/Teemo/IMG_8870655.jpg
Cher and America's Next American Idol

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

I Know there's gotta be some soccer fans on this site
(i've been playing since the age of 9, played for my high school, won 2 regional championships and had a try for the Montreal Impact training camp, but i was cut 7th outta 13 cuts!)

anyways, even if you're NOT a soccer fan, this is a MUST SEE video


The Best Soccer Goals from 2001@Present

Soccer (http://www.fungod.com/coppermine/displayimage.php?album=15&pos=33)

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

ume, i submit to you, oh wizard of randomism

[deathorglory]

http://www.foody.org/atomic/images/atomic-cover-400.jpg

[SEROKID]

http://img335.imageshack.us/img335/7422/sero20berry8ya.jpghmm....

[ehobo]

Originally posted by **MATEO**@Jul 16 2005, 08:18 AM
im gonna be in panama for 3 weeks visiting family, im gonna miss you guys :( , exceot $nake$ lol.... my plane leaves at 2:15, so heres a picture of panama
http://img328.imageshack.us/img328/7789/panamaciudadbendejo5kx.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
dammit feels like uve been gon for like a year now

[xENDOx]

haha ok seriously what do you do for fun besides painting/sketching cuz i`m bored and its awful so awful i cry

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

ride a bike, fly a kite, make friends with a homeless person, hitch up your pants, air wittle, sing a song, dance a dance, play solitaire (on the computer or the old-fashioned way), defecate, use the cards from playing solitaire to build a house of cards (but superglue it together as you go, then leave it somewhere), swing on a swing at a playground, get a cheap disposable and flick the graff in your area (if there is any, if not flick other stuff), go to wal mart and fill up a shopping cart with random stuff like tampons and adult diapers then leave it somewhere in the store

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

today i went to pick up a book that i had ordered downtown, and there was this street critter that came up to me and asked for a smoke, so i gave em 1, talked to em for a bit
then he asked me for some change to take the bus, so i gave em a bus ticket
then he got all pissed and walked away

cant drink a bus ticket now could ya

[Tony]

Originally posted by InvisblSkratchPiklz@Jul 30 2005, 05:37 PM
cant drink a bus ticket now could ya
you could sure as hell try

[wreckone.]

My mom is in Paris right now and she got pick-pocketed on thursday by some guy and he took her wallet. How fast must you be to be capable of pick-pocketing?

[wreckone.]

EDIT: Double post.

[Flow]

^...Faster than people who double post.

[Tony]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/pickpocket-1.jpg
http://www.delafont.com/magicians/Magician_Images/gxturne1.jpg
http://www.rotteneggs.com/r3/cache_images/0/2879.jpg


http://travel.howstuffworks.com/pickpocket.htm

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

i aint standin next to Tony anymore!

[wreckone.]

I was looking forward to getting stuff from Paris, but we had to cancle all the creditcards/debitcards cause my mom had them in her wallet.. But whatever, the last time my mom bought me somehting from another place, she bought me raver pants :(...

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

More Clips


Boobie Crash (http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?id=47313&Type=1&Page=1)

Bait Car (http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?id=47296&Type=1&Page=1)

Cops Disapear (http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?id=47304&Type=1&Page=1)

Water In Space (http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?id=47293&Type=1&Page=1)

Grove Street (http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?id=47251&Type=1&Page=1)

[Myner]

404 error (http://search.msn.com/images/details.aspx?q=retard&color=both&size=1p&ht=466&wd=315&tht=128&twd=86&su=http%3a%2f%2fwww.explodingpanda.com%2fia%2fimag epages%2fimage58.php&iu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.explodingpanda.com%2fia%2fimag es%2fretard.jpg&tu=http%3a%2f%2fimages.picsearch.com%2fis%3f822781 989126&sz=28)

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

Originally posted by Myner@Jul 31 2005, 02:19 PM
404 error (http://search.msn.com/images/details.aspx?q=retard&color=both&size=1p&ht=466&wd=315&tht=128&twd=86&su=http%3a%2f%2fwww.explodingpanda.com%2fia%2fimag epages%2fimage58.php&iu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.explodingpanda.com%2fia%2fimag es%2fretard.jpg&tu=http%3a%2f%2fimages.picsearch.com%2fis%3f822781 989126&sz=28)
:lol:

there's nothing here, so fuck off



the guy reminds me of fred durst

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

> 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your
> house faster than an ambulance.
>
> 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking
> places in front of a skating rink.
>
> 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick
> walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while
> healthy people can buy cigarettes and candy up front.
>
> 4. Only in America......do people order double
> cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
>
> 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors
> open and then chain the pens to the counters.
>
> 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth
> thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
>
> 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines
> to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from
> someone we didn't want to
> talk to in the first place.
>
> 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in
> packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
>
> 9. Only in America......do we use the word
> 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
> meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
>
> 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM
> machines with Braillelettering.












FOOD FOR YOUR BRAIN

> EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but
> darkens our skin?
>
> Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth
> closed? Why don't you ever
>
> see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is
> "abbreviated" such a long word?
>
> Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

> Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
>
> Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
> dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
>
> Why is the man who invests all your money called a
> broker?
>
> Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
> called rush hour?
>
> Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
>
> When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests
> it?
>
> Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
>
> Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal
> injections?
>
> You know that indestructible black box that is used
> on airplanes?
>
> .. Why don't they make the whole plane out of that
> stuff?!
>
> Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
>
> Why are they called apartments when they are all
> stuck together?
>
> If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the
> opposite of progress?
>
> If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport
> the terminal?

[Highfiver]

My boyfriend just beat me &left me. iM QUITTING GRAFFITI FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ph34r:

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

honey, don't ever let a man raise a hand to you and get away with it.
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/9461/karika3olegdergatchovukraynauk.jpg
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/3493/p10101850jn.jpg
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5265/ps737311kt.jpg
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/9817/russiaukraineps254b50karbovane.jpg
http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/6917/ukraine4wh.jpg
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/9396/ukraine2a1qz.jpg
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/9356/ukrainerepublic0240wo.jpg
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/8673/vodka20fg.jpg
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/7268/windmill7qv.jpg

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

word

the #1 rule, NEVER no matter WHAT the situation is raise your hand to hit a girl!

And my g/f just left me
that's alot of time gone down the drain
but like they say
ya lose 1 ya win 3

right?
























right :(

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

i sure hope so. whoa, my man. i just ended it too. almost 2 years down the drain for me, how long for you?
(gain 3, ::fingers crossed:: )

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

it was gonna be 9months on the 18th

but i knew shit was brewing, i dont know how to explain it, but its almost has if i have somekind of intuition of things to come
i knew she was gonna break up with me, but i just didnt know when
she waited till she got back from her cottage up north and told me over the net
Bitch doesnt have the heart to break up in person
virtual break-up
anyways, im gonna concentrate on my work and possibly returning to school for applied science (not the hip hop group :wub: even though they're dope as fuck)
but yah
pure n applied science is what i wanna do

sorry to hear bout your situation kotton
if it helps, she probably wasnt good in the sack

but whoa loves you :wub:

[Highfiver]

awww breakups suck. he keeps calling me to make up.
that ass. im making him go thru hell.
he don't deserve me.
ima go bombing on his house and car.
whaaaaaa.. :ph34r:

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

we should hook up and make babies






















you know how we do :lol:

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

that sucks whoa, mine was kinda finalized over the internet as well, so cheers to that.
what's applied science?
i'm working this summer, and i got a thing in the mail about registering for the fall, and i tell ya, i really don't feel like it. working is much more managable than school. you don't gotta do shit when you go home, unlike school.
what were you up to other than school? by the looks of your stuff that you post, it looks like your not doing too badly.
and your right homie, she wasn't that great in the sack :lol:
love right back atcha :wub:

as for you, hi-fiva, you just keep this in mind, your damn right about him not deserving you. in fact, any male who hits a girl deserves no better than to get fucked in the ass with a knife. don't you dare take him back.
and peace to everybody who got their heart messed up this month

[Highfiver]

Hahahahah Bombing Science is hecka like a family or what.
What if we all had a metting & went bombing.
Cleaness.

My mom is giving me her old socks.
Oh holy joy :ph34r:

[SALVO]

Represent what? MY NUTS!

[Highfiver]

OUUU KOOL KEITH!!!! KEEP IT REAL REPRESENT MY NUTS!! :ph34r:

[deathorglory]

For KOOL KEITH
http://www.epa.gov/region8/ej/Images/truckers.jpg
http://www.senecaonestopstores.com/images/trucks.jpg
http://www.suomenkivivalmiste.fi/Kivimateriaalit%20iso/Korpi-black%20hiottu.jpg
http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/RANCHO/POLITICS/COINTELPRO/CELEB/elvis-nixon.gif

[GeSuS_KRiST]

Originally posted by K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles@Jul 31 2005, 06:23 PM
i sure hope so. whoa, my man. i just ended it too. almost 2 years down the drain for me, how long for you?
(gain 3, ::fingers crossed:: )
sorry to hear that homie, but everything comes to a end but in the end man youll feel better trust me on that at least the fightin everynight, all the drama and everything else is over... and look at it this way now you can spend all your money on just up ;) :unsure:


ps. i posted some tracks for ya in the hip hop thread

[GeSuS_KRiST]

Originally posted by Highfiver@Aug 1 2005, 12:25 AM
OUUU KOOL KEITH!!!! KEEP IT REAL REPRESENT MY NUTS!! :ph34r:
8,000 bugs crawling on your skin, im back again my friend
sinister 6000, 5 11 seven thousand
black monsters in the house
who wanna step to the invisible man
as i chamber, lock you in command


:wub:

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

word up Gesus, your damn right, big chunks of paychecks are getting dropped in 3 liter bottles for that shit...when is up?
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/7922/5276372ad.jpg
G-A-M-E spells GAME!


well, i'm about to bounce to the hip hop thread, thanks in advance Gesus my homie!

[Adamo]

http://www.sundz.dk/images/Balls.jpg

[GeSuS_KRiST]

adamo u seen any of my ups at wemf?

[Zee Mooski]

pure and applied science sucks.
ask teh majority of kids who go into it straight from highschool..then switch out after a semester...

[Highfiver]

GRAFFITI :ph34r:

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

Originally posted by Zee Mooski@Aug 1 2005, 03:46 PM
pure and applied science sucks.
ask teh majority of kids who go into it straight from highschool..then switch out after a semester...
I Really need to check things out before going and making a decision
i dont wanna quit half way through

Pure n Applied science or something to do with photography

im all confused now

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

i have no fuckin idea what i'm doing. i'm taking the general education required classes, after that, who the fuck knows.
oh and i don't qualify for financial aid this year, this is because there was a transfer of funds to pay the bills which made it look on paper like we came into some money, when in reality it was gone the second it was resituated. so the government think's we're richer than we are. when in reality it's the same, maybe even less money.
oh well, fuck it.



yo Gesus, i just found that thread that Jesus Saves guy made

QUOTE (jesussaves @ Aug 1 2005, 02:38 AM)
any question you guys have or any counsolation or advice ya need just e-mail me at jesussavesspain@yahoo.com i just wanna let ya know that god is real.jesus resurected me from almost dying in a coma.what happend was that i almost died of a mariguana acid overdose that contained also clorox amonia bombfluid ajax and acid.i i also have more testimony 2 wish 2 share with you guys but my time is almost up cause im in a library.yo guys jesus christ is real man and only through him you will be saved bro 4 real im not crazy cause if this was,nt true trust me i wouldnt waiste time writting jesussaves everywhere going 2 church praying and reading the bible.god made a big transformation in my life.


yo whats up is this posta be a diss to me grow up u fuckin kids fuck yall



that's that dude that writes Jesus Saves, i don't think he meant it to have anything against you personally, i think he was just trying to do what he thinks is right. he's apparently on some kinda mission, or believes he is. i don't think what he wrote was meant to diss anyone or was meant maliciously. i think he was being sincere.

i could be wrong though

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

me chinese me no dumb me dont pipi on my bum
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/1119/peepee6om.jpg

future bukkake star

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

oh shit, i just figured out why i think you took offence when you seen that thread, Gesus. i think that shit happened to that dude that writes Jesus Saves. i don't think it was some kid making fun of you. i just realized that it might seem like someone referring to what happened to you at Bonarroo.


and whoa, that shit is one hilarious flick

[FaMoU$ NaMo$]

aww shit son what happned at bonaroo G-sus?
gimmy the dirt homeboy
mwaahah

[Adamo]

I MUST HAVE THIS FOR MY BASEMENT....

http://www.lightspacecorp.com/videos/Inter...urfaces_mov.htm (http://www.lightspacecorp.com/videos/Interactive_Surfaces_mov.htm)

[Tony]

http://www.steakandcheese.com/downloads/The_Mighty_Worm.gif

[ASEN]

funny shit

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/8421/untitled2lr.jpg

[GeSuS_KRiST]

Originally posted by K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles@Aug 1 2005, 07:21 PM
oh shit, i just figured out why i think you took offence when you seen that thread, Gesus. i think that shit happened to that dude that writes Jesus Saves. i don't think it was some kid making fun of you. i just realized that it might seem like someone referring to what happened to you at Bonarroo.


and whoa, that shit is one hilarious flick
yea well its also the fact that someone was useing that shit to diss me that day also but i did write that guy a pm sayin sorry after that post if it really was him and explained that shit happened to me also

[Craze]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/waldo.htm

go here and find waldo its so hard

[skateparadise]

haha. i was watching Viva la bam and bam and everyone wa son the roof. and vito was down in time square and he was dressed as Waldo. and bam spotted him. it was great.

[Craze]

saw that shit 2 funny stuff

[GeSuS_KRiST]

http://www.wowmuseum.com/images/Exhibits/Dancing%20duo.jpg
http://www.midway.org/atf/cf/%7BF2639556-5527-41A0-B327-5DAF8D139628%7D/Dancing%20Boy.jpg
(dont let water get on him or feed him after midnight)
http://www.comfort.navy.mil/Baltic/images/images/Dancing%205_jpg.jpg
http://www.comcen.com.au/~butlers/liquid/dancing-frog-2.gif
http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper245/stills/p044f7l5.jpg
http://www.knpb.org/programming/Festival_2005/images/riverdance.jpg
http://www.ttvnol.com/uploaded/haquay/10.jpg
http://www.gogeek.org/~monthenor/images/reddye_line_dance.jpg
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005YXV2.01-A3LTAW8FHJ63G2.LZZZZZZZ.jpg








We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
Danc¨¦e!

[calmlikeabomb]

Originally posted by K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles@Aug 2 2005, 06:18 AM
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/8421/untitled2lr.jpg
heiro yall

[xylene hug]

men without hats

[Dr. Coffee]

its the safety dance!

[GeSuS_KRiST]

Originally posted by calmlikeabomb+Aug 2 2005, 11:57 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (calmlikeabomb @ Aug 2 2005, 11:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles@Aug 2 2005, 06:18 AM
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/8421/untitled2lr.jpg
heiro yall [/b][/quote]
its not a wrong thing or a right thing to be addicted to the mic liek a har-ron fiend


ps


HUG LIFE NICKAH

[pornstar]

taken from 12oz.com

CYBER SEX

I.F.: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
jap_gurli: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
I.F.: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
jap_gurli: haha, ok lets go.
jap_gurli: : i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
I.F.: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
jap_gurli: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
jap_gurli: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
I.F.: : Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
jap_gurli: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
I.F.: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
jap_gurli: stop, cmon be serious.
I.F.: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
I.F.: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
jap_gurli: thats it.
I.F.: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
I.F.: Goddam am I hard now.

-she signed off...-

I.F.: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Jenny20fny: mmmm, okay.
I.F.: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Jenny20fny: Yeah I like it rough.
I.F.: I smack you thick booty.
Jenny20fny: Oh yeah, that feels good.
I.F.: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
I.F.: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Jenny20fny: you like that?
I.F.: I peel some bananas.
Jenny20fny: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
I.F.: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Jenny20fny: Peanuts?
I.F.: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Jenny20fny: What are you talking about?
I.F.: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Jenny20fny: This is stupid.
I.F.: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
I.F.: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
I.F.: Yeeaahhhh.
Jenny20fny: /ignore
I.F.: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
I.F.: We get on tricycles and ride into the sunset

-She blocked me...-

[pornstar]

I.F.: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears17: Aight.
I.F.: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears17: I slip out of my pants, just for you, I.F.
I.F.: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my cloak and wizard hat.
BritneySpears17: Oh, I like to play dress up.
I.F.: Me too baby.
BritneySpears17: I kiss you softly on your chest.
I.F.: I cast Lvl. 4 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears17: Hey...
I.F.: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears17: Funny I still don't see it.
I.F.: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Abyss.
BritneySpears17: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
I.F.: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
I.F.: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 10,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears17: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts a counter attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
I.F.: King Arthur and the knights of the round table congratulate me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
I.F.: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
I.F.: Baby?

-Signed off -

[pornstar]

BritneySpears17: Ok, are you ready?
eminemAllstar: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears17: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemAllstar: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears17: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears17: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemAllstar: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears17: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemAllstar: Oh shit
BritneySpears17: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fucking pedophile.
eminemAllstar: Oh fuck
eminemAllstar: damn I gotta write down your names or something...

more here (http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=38453&hl=)

[Cherubic Meekus]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/52/untitledhhhhhhhhhh3jg.png
wouldn't it be nice to get on with your neighbour.

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

those cybers are mad funny
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/8757/untitled7ks.jpghttp://img35.imageshack.us/img35/8757/untitled7ks.jpghttp://img35.imageshack.us/img35/8757/untitled7ks.jpghttp://img35.imageshack.us/img35/8757/untitled7ks.jpghttp://img35.imageshack.us/img35/8757/untitled7ks.jpghttp://img35.imageshack.us/img35/8757/untitled7ks.jpghttp://img35.imageshack.us/img35/8757/untitled7ks.jpg

[Cherubic Meekus]

lol

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

:lol:

that cartoon is weird

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
"First, you must wear a diaphragm."

Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"

"You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."

Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and **very** satisfied.

"Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago"

"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."

"I know of no prince with that kind of power. Tell me his name"

"I can't remember, exactly ...Peter Peter, something or other...."

[Ume]

yeah those cybers are awesome, i was crying when i read them. :lol:

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

oh ume

when will you stop :rolleyes:

[Ume]

stop what? loving you so much?

[Tony]

Originally posted by K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles@Aug 2 2005, 02:23 PM
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
"First, you must wear a diaphragm."

Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"

"You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."

Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and **very** satisfied.

"Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago"

"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."

"I know of no prince with that kind of power. Tell me his name"

"I can't remember, exactly ...Peter Peter, something or other...."
my sister told me that joke when i was in grade 4 :lol:

[pornstar]

^ha aha aha i didnt know what a diaphragm was i had to look it up on google

[Tony]

yet you call yourself "pornstar"

[pornstar]

lol were low buget we use coffee filters
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a57/shadow217/filters.jpg

[Tony]

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[Tony]

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[Tony]

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[Tony]

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[Tony]

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[GeSuS_KRiST]

YO THATS THE FUNNYEST SHIT IVE FUCKIN READ IN A HOT MIN!!!!!!!!
HAAHAHAHAHAH :lol: CLASSIC

[vegimite on toast]

I read that through and through, very helpful.

[skateparadise]

tony i cant stop laughing. ahhahaha great.

[disposable_hero]

yeah man that should be a comic book or somthing =p soo funny

[toxus]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v688/admix/website_gif.gif
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[FaMoU$ NaMo$]

yar har har shiver me timbers that was mad funny.
poor car2n

yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

:lol:
funniest shit ever!

[toxus]

lol nice one tony

[Ume]

:lol:

[FOEone]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/1064/70.jpg
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all original pictures lol. those cigars are cuban, btw. 10 bucks a pop at the cheapest

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

50$ eh

thats about 64$ canadian



*looks around, slips bill into pants
runs away crying

[mad]

WHAT FOE
A GREEN 50
u wish u had a red one

[meatgrinder]

http://img317.imageshack.us/img317/4164/newikeawmmnrange1bt.jpg

[Ume]

i dont...understand....

[ASEN]

page 707... this is kays page... no one gets to post until he does.

[Ume]

BAM!

[Msfyt]

Originally posted by meatgrinder@Aug 3 2005, 04:46 PM
http://img317.imageshack.us/img317/4164/newikeawmmnrange1bt.jpg
you were in my house?!?!

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

that's good shit tony, i remember the first time i seen that on 12oz, i see they added to it, and car2n was included.
hi-larious

[Msfyt]

HAhahahahahaa tony that was to fucking funny
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny
...and who sleeps with a ball cap on?!!?

MAn!! Im hungy!!!
your not a champ, youre a beef-o-roni eating champ!!!
no one know what holding it down means, but it sounds tough!!
this is not a long haired asian boy!!!
i want to make love to you in my rocket power tent!!

HAHAHAha aaa

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

:lol:


yall crazy

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/3016/ass3ok.jpg

[**MATEO**]

Originally posted by K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles@Aug 3 2005, 07:51 PM
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/3016/ass3ok.jpg
hahahahahahaha

[GeSuS_KRiST]

that shit was hot pillz

[xylene hug]

Originally posted by **MATEO**+Aug 3 2005, 09:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (**MATEO** @ Aug 3 2005, 09:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles@Aug 3 2005, 07:51 PM
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hahahahahahaha [/b][/quote]
i saw a dude wearig that shirt lol!!!

[xylene hug]

i want a shirt that says, "ass, the gay man's vagina"
....for a friend lol :(

[GeSuS_KRiST]

Originally posted by xylene hug@Aug 4 2005, 04:32 AM
i want a shirt that says, "ass, the gay man's vagina"
....for a friend lol :(
http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/4911/kfkjk9bv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



Ps u can get um cumstom made

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

:D

[xylene hug]

LOL!!!!!

[Adamo]

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[Kronone]

hey im doing a peice right now in my book....the fill is red n pink....whats a good color that i could use that would work well with red n pink for the 3D color????

[ehobo]

white

[-resq-love-obk-]

http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/5485/killapainterboi1zq.png (http://img321.imageshack.us/my.php?image=killapainterboi1zq.png)
heres a rough draft use a white drop shadow. or maybe a darker red.;..like BLOOOODD. thatd be way hardcore!

[Kronone]

wow -resq-love-obk- ...your my hero.


I HAVE 2 MORE POSTS THAN YOU SUCKERRRRR!!! haha

.....this is my 666th post everyone!!!!!! :unsure:

[Tony]

Originally posted by Adamo@Aug 4 2005, 12:21 PM
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[bishop]

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[JadedSketches]

I google "hey" and found THIS!http://www.uwsp.edu/art-design/jmorin/portfolios/students/Hey-Jin_Nae2.gif

[-resq-love-obk-]

haha. kill the city maybe... or kill the freights. haha. nice.

[-resq-love-obk-]

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[-resq-love-obk-]

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i know your in there.

































and im determined to devour,
your delicousness in this before the hour.
before the clock strikes one,
your being will be none, your done.

[FaMoU$ NaMo$]

kron have u bombed anything since days ago when u tried to battle me? i want to see some flicks. u seem like a "bombing science writer".......(bad)

though you do try rreal hard to be nice to everyone on here. which is pobably better then me, instigating conflict on the regs.

[ILL]

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[GeSuS_KRiST]

some pictures i took today

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new montana crab cap... SUPER SUPER SUPER FAT
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dead chickens are funny in black town.... they looked at me as i hopped outta my car and said "thats one crazy *****h"
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this this was purely classic

[FaMoU$ NaMo$]

purely ass-ic

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[-resq-love-obk-]

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[Havoc411]

I'm back motherfuckers, not as much as i used to be though. leaving BS was a good thing for me. since then ive improved alot and met soo many more writers and painted with lots more cats. so leaving BS was like a breath of fresh air that was greatly needed. it looks like shits changed, alot, but what the fuck, i got nothing better to do besides watch tv durring the day when im not out and about so i though id give this place another go. shit, i got alot of flicks to update the CT thread with, i think ill get on that right now

[FaMoU$ NaMo$]

wait whats going on did havok come out the closet?

[FaMoU$ NaMo$]

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[Havoc411]

Originally posted by FaMoU$ NaMo$@Aug 4 2005, 10:55 PM
wait whats going on did havok come out the closet?
its havoC you fuck, learn english you dyslexic bag. and no im not comin out the closet, im making my triumphant return to BS, if you can call it that

[ILL]

omg hes back!, whats crackin havoc

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[ILL]

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[casperFT]

have yall seen this?

sunset.mov (http://www.90bpm.net/temp/boardpix/sunset.mov)

[Havoc411]

word son, im back with a vengance!





not really, im back cause im bored as fuck

[xylene hug]

KAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!1

kay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!1
kay.....
kay...
**pants**

heres a link for wonder showzen!!

http://www.myspleen.net/browse.php?search=...r+showzen&cat=0 (http://www.myspleen.net/browse.php?search=wonder+showzen&cat=0)