Whats The Worst Job Uve Ever Had

[base/digital]

post up the worst job uve ever had....or where u work...or storys about gettin in shit and storys about dumbass customers...or how u quit...anything man!

[SLY]

subway, mc donalds both suck

[base/digital]

man...try workin at thre fuckin dollar store omg! peopel are fuckin retards man...ude be surprised how may people come up and ask...hey how much is this...its the dollar store bitch!lmao

[SLY]

that isnt hard u say a buck, and some dolalr stores do seel shti for 2 bucks or 1.50 or w.e even thought it says dollar store outside

[base/digital]

but cant they see the huge ass signs that say everything for a dollr...inside and out! lol

[loki]

i used to sell crack to your mom but i gave it up cause that bitch cant suck a dick

[whOaHT]

some dollar stores in Montreal sell shit for 19,99, like shitty ass paintings or vases!
Worst job i ever had was at this fast food joint, i was a asst manager at a A&W for 17months, but i quit to go for another fast food joint, dammit it was so fuckin boring, and the boss, a bitch with a capital B! i told her i was goin to take my break, never went back!
My break lasted like 3weeks till i went to get my pay :lol:

Now i work as a Asst Manager in a fruits n vegtables department, i like what i do!

I Got refused at McDonalds cause i didnt wanna shave my pinch (bastards)
anyways, good topic by the way, hope nobody closes it (hint hint mysfyt, ya close freak :P i wuv ya)

[base/digital]

lol...im thinkin of quitin...they book me on all the days i ask off...

[whOaHT]

Originally posted by loki@Oct 8 2004, 10:02 PM
i used to sell crack to your mom but i gave it up cause that bitch cant suck a dick
if you were tryin to be funny well, ya didnt accomplish anything, except for making yourself look like a Grade A ass!

You sell crack or you sniff crack?
cause your dad begs to differ

:lol:
i can use lame ass insults aswell

[SLY]

Editededededededed.......................

[base/digital]

dont make fun of his parents...there not all that bad...his mom can swalow like a fat kid...

[loki]

yea but seeing how i dont know how to suck a dick you can tell how bad she was it was tind of like putting vasaline on a piece of corn and slappin your dick with it

[base/digital]

woah...loki that video is so damn trippy

[terdone]

dude i had to work in the back of a meat shop cleaning up cow blood in a big ass freezer id go home everynight smelling like a hamburger it was weak

[SLY]

ive seen trippier

[ASEN]

my worst job was at a restaurant in st. lambert called le St. sebastien. i washed the dishes n busboyed but that got old real quick cause of the management. stuck up assholes. now i work at jean coutu, which is almost worse.

[Avos]

You guys got nothin on me... I used to be one of those animals that skate around at the rollerrinks and shit. Oh yeah lets see someone beat that one.

[lethalone]

worst job that i ever had...

being a cop and having to come on graffiti forums so that i can catch one of you taggers so my family can eat!










;)

[base/digital]

i think the rollar rink guy has it the worst...thats blows...hope the pay was good lol

[das1]

:( ya the worst job i ever had was washin dishes at a resturant ,your hands get all clamy and shit all wet ,it sucks! :rolleyes:

[expo]

my worst job was my current job, i do political surveys on the phone. the only good thing is i interviewed a person with one of those voice box things, you know the ones you get from smoking to much. funny they loved bush too.

[froj]

and i hate bush i hope anyone who likes him if he gets elected gets drafted
and my worst job was at canadian tire putting fishing loors away it was such a bitch cause theres so many and there so small FUCK!@

[shyone]

being a gigalo

[vegimite on toast]

Dressing as a chicken handing out second hand car fliers.

[rohan]

for what buisness and where?

[vegimite on toast]

/\/\

Twas a joke.

[whOaHT]

i always laugh when i see people dressed like chickens around Easter time doing some publicity on the corner of a busy street!
dammit those cats get egged so many times :lol:

I sometimes get fucked up snobby ass clients, that are all rude n impolite, i give it back to them but in a polite yet sarcastic in your face way, like they give me shit and tell me off, then i just say ''ok,ok,ok, have yourself a good day''
then they walk away so pissed off :lol:

@ASEN my friend got fired from Jean Coutu cause he knocked out another employee, the guy kept on being a bitch and tellin em what to do, he wasnt his boss or anything, then one day he said FUCK IT, bang!
guy never saw it coming

[Avos]

Originally posted by base/digital@Oct 9 2004, 12:18 AM
i think the rollar rink guy has it the worst...thats blows...hope the pay was good lol
No man. minimum wage... :(

[whOaHT]

:lol:

id rather be on welfare then do that shitty job

i feel for ya lol

[dayZee]

wow that does really suck :huh: , but what animal were you, cuz that can make all the difference ;)

[Avos]

hahaha we would always get to choose what animal we were. I was usually the dog or the kangaroo. And most of the time we would have to work 7 hour shifts without a break. I remember one time i went to the food place and i was so hungry and i was like hey i need a hotdog. The girl behind the counter just looked at me with this look and goes...animals dont get food. I was like well shit for 5.25 what the fuck do i get and left.

[-tk06-]

^^ haha thats funny


I've worked at mcdicks, pizza hut, wendys, and a silk screening company. I got fired from mcdonalds for spazzing and causing about 10 grand in damage. Hence the reason why I'm banned from the property.

[SLY]

spazzing?

[-tk06-]

yeah. I was trhe only one who knew anything this one time so i was doing EVERYTHING my self and there were about 4 managers there talking about fucking their husbands or somthing grosse and then i just yelled at them and when they told me to settle down i whipped a chair at them.

[dayZee]

haha you whipped a chair at them? how creative, sounds liek sumn id do

[Rik JamEs]

it wasnt a job but once i had to sharpin pencils at sum church for 2 hours for community service

[meatgrinder]

cum dumpster at local bath house

[afterten]

what about the guy who collects semen samples at the zoo? does he get gloves... or at least some chewing gum afterwards?

[the_uniBOMBER]

My job right now isn't great. I'm a cashier at a safeway. The job itself is ok, but i usually get a bunch of old ladies with sand in their vagina's coming through my till. And today a new supervisor came in, and i haven't seen her before. If she's permanent i'll quit right there. She's such a fucking uptight whore. She has to follow every rule EXACTLY.

[SLY]

i know i made my managers cry b4, women are so stoopid they take shit so seriously. i was like stfu ur a manager big deal you still work at mc donalds and ur 30. they got so upset one cried right there and the other one went home 3 hours early it was great

[Avos]

http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00429965f00000027.jpg
Thats the kangaroo i used to have to be. that job made me hate kids

[Kayone707]

Originally posted by Avos@Oct 9 2004, 10:28 PM
http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00429965f00000027.jpg
Thats the kangaroo i used to have to be. that job made me hate kids
least u get the lil girls :ph34r:

[shyone]

......

[sika_2002]

worst job ever was paper round, it sucked, i had to wake up at 6

[crac]

probobly the one i have now.. im working for this asian guy and he wants me to paint the boarder around the top of his hotel but he has no ladders so i have to hang over the side of the roof scrape,sand, prime and paint this whole fucking thing....

[glue]

Originally posted by sika_2002@Oct 10 2004, 09:08 AM
worst job ever was paper round, it sucked, i had to wake up at 6
ahh my buddy used to deliver papers back in the day, once i helped him and he was lazy so he just burried the papers in the snow, and he said that sometimes he delievers mail and if its for birthdays and shit he would open them and take the money.lol

[SLY]

wow hes so smart, its not like stealing mail and tampering with it is a federal offense. and also if its a check he'd b fucked. also with the burrieing the papers in the snow if u do it enough times (not deliver the papers) they sue you.

[SLY]

Originally posted by crac@Oct 10 2004, 10:22 AM
probobly the one i have now.. im working for this asian guy and he wants me to paint the boarder around the top of his hotel but he has no ladders so i have to hang over the side of the roof scrape,sand, prime and paint this whole fucking thing....
you getting paid by the hour or did he jsut say ill give you 500 to do it or what?

[crac]

Originally posted by glue+Oct 10 2004, 10:29 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (glue @ Oct 10 2004, 10:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-sika_2002@Oct 10 2004, 09:08 AM
worst job ever was paper round, it sucked, i had to wake up at 6
ahh my buddy used to deliver papers back in the day, once i helped him and he was lazy so he just burried the papers in the snow, and he said that sometimes he delievers mail and if its for birthdays and shit he would open them and take the money.lol [/b][/quote]
thats an awsome idea man because like fuck.... they send out a card with money in it you jack the money and throw the card and shit away like there was never anything in the mail for the person in the first place..... canadian postal service here i come.

[SLY]

they will eventually find out and if you get fired or what ever no will hire you if you'll be in possession of valuebles. also a lot of people pay the extra 50 cents to get confirmation it arrived in the mail, or they send money through paypal or a online bank for security reasons and its faster

[LOST]

I worked at a day-care for a while. The kids were terrible but all the free food and getting stoned before work made it fun. ;)

[horus]

fu<king your mom,....definately the worst job I ever had. that bitch smelt like rotten salami.

[jade]

worst job - data input for cf parcel xpress

best job - a garbage man

[coma]

a hardware store - the other workers were fuckin assholes, but i stole a shit load of supplies when i quit - and lots of paint

[joust]

i worked as a car boy for a local garden center 16 hours a weekend it sucked so much balls. Now i work full time for the recreation department in my town, work at a the youth center in the school year and art dirrector for the camp in the summer. yay

[ASEN]

Originally posted by whOaHT@Oct 9 2004, 07:45 AM
i always laugh when i see people dressed like chickens around Easter time doing some publicity on the corner of a busy street!
dammit those cats get egged so many times :lol:

I sometimes get fucked up snobby ass clients, that are all rude n impolite, i give it back to them but in a polite yet sarcastic in your face way, like they give me shit and tell me off, then i just say ''ok,ok,ok, have yourself a good day''
then they walk away so pissed off :lol:

@ASEN my friend got fired from Jean Coutu cause he knocked out another employee, the guy kept on being a bitch and tellin em what to do, he wasnt his boss or anything, then one day he said FUCK IT, bang!
guy never saw it coming
Hahaha good shit, fortunately i dont have to deal with. My boss is mad chill, he even lets me smoke when i gotta take the cardboard out. Jean Coutu is good though, they give me good hours for school and don't bitch on me if i'm in a bad mood. Whoa, where do you work?

[cyras1]

i work with my dad putting up drywall man thats pretty fun cause it builds muscle, and i also do plumming and electricion all of them are fun too me.i also do tattos thats fun. oh and my other job on the side you know if you live in the ghetto.

[cyras1]

but i really havent had a worst job yet.

[Asshat]

Originally posted by cyras1@Nov 4 2004, 08:05 PM
fun fun fun.

Yeah.

[MBTA]

Originally posted by LOST@Oct 16 2004, 01:20 PM
I worked at a day-care for a while. The kids were terrible but all the free food and getting stoned before work made it fun. ;)
amazing.

[rohan]

I work at the fish market in footscary, this is true. I begin tommorow.
This is my first job i got 12 dollars an hour and work for 3 hours every saturday and if i decide ill work sundays its 13 dollars a 60 cents an hour. :ph34r: I probaly wont have the power

[rohan]

Originally posted by Avos@Oct 9 2004, 12:07 AM
You guys got nothin on me... I used to be one of those animals that skate around at the rollerrinks and shit. Oh yeah lets see someone beat that one.
my cousin used to be a a nany for hire in the paper and he was male, he then got a job as a council street sweeper guy lol

[sokor]

i've worked at a summer school teachin' 7 yr olds.

made 900 dollars in 4 weeks for 6 hours a day mon-fri

other teachers made 1500 for teaching older kids.

i made 900 cause i'm younger, what the hell. i taught little kids.

haven't had too many jobs, but i just got pissed off i didn't receive as much for being a younger teacher.

they even made me clean up the other teacher's rooms.

damn 12 year olds were messier than my students.

[LIL.RED.RIDE.WOOD]

a while ago my male friends paid me for sex so i could buy coke but im clean now i dont know if its a job but i was at it for 6 months not really prostituition because they were my friends with rich familys.............

prolly my worst job......

[rohan]

I get paid tommorow
I worked this morning, 6-8 got 36 dollars

[garbear]

i work at at a gas station right now this is probably the strangest job ive ever had but the worst job ive had was when i ahd a job at wal mart for 3 days they used alot of brain washing techniques in their training videos everyone was really militant about everything i was late for work one day becuase i was skateboarding and they called me about it so i told them that i was to busy doing tricks doing tricks to come to work

[Lazer]

the only and worst job i've had is for a moving company (two guys with a truck), anyways we had to move for some super rich guy with a 6.8 million dollar house and he kept bitching at us the whole time.....worst day ever cause i cut my hand up pretty good too

[masen_one]

one and only job i had, telemarketing - everyone does it


i worked for 2 and a half days, it stressed me out so much it was just calling old americans and trying to sell them some stupid "medical benefit" card

it was a total scam, and it was hard cuz i was makin friends with the old people when i knew they were about to get fucked over

[joust]

Cart boy at a local garden center. Sucked so hard i figured out how far i walked every day and it was something like 9 miles. worked there for 4 weeks becfore i was layed off.

[thereasn]

I work for this big phone company they outsource to Canada when it's for basically Cingular and At&T. I have to deal with ignorant people all day thinking they deserve free phones or bitch at you when they break them or they go over there minutes. it's the worst job ever but i get paid pretty well for it. hoping to switch over to something else pretty soon. because even though it gives me tons of time to sketch i hate it with a passion.

[TIONZ_ER!]

my friends dad cleans septik tanks.. Most of the time they have to lower them selves into it and scrub it...
Gross if u ask me.. smells like a walking shitter after work!

[cricket]

I made below minimum wage picking up dog shit at a dog park, that sucked a lot.

[_____JEKLROKS_____]

Pretty much janitor at some place on Ashland and Ogden my grandma worked at. I used to have to unclog toilets and sinks, paint rooms stapel up curtains move appliances and take garbage, in a 5 story apartmant building just crawling with crackheads and a $150 a month rent, I got $40 a week, and crack contact.

[sika_2002]

i need job

[KawL]

daycare center.. minium wage 8 1/2 hours 5 days a week my only break was nap time, even then i had to watch them and i couldnt even leave the room my boss was a fat bastard in ever sence of the word
good thread to dump thanks

[BeeOne234...]

retired...what bitches!

I love my job if you can call it that...i should say I love the way energy moves in my life and the way it is materialized into the things I need to take care of mydamnself.
I work down in AZ every Feb and make enough to support myself through the year, if anything should come up, i can call one of the mineral dealers I work for and they will send me whatever i need to get up again...It's perfect for me...leaves freedom of travel as well as good income.
mainly I don't won't and never will rock the 9-5 bullshit ever again.
I am going to be a NP Master Herbalist with understudys in Homeopathic remedies and Ayurvedic medicene in about 2 more years....and I am combining all of my passions in a shop....records...graff...gems and minerals and I will practice out of the studio inside..
Big plans this girl has... big ones...

Worst job. That's easy- BIG DADDY'S New Orleans LA...
I was bartending at this spot the Loose Caboose and someone convinced me to go to this stripperhoe club with promises of much loot....and a "goodguy" boss...hahahhaa yeah right!! EWWWWWWWWWWWW that was the gnarliest place I have ever stepped in and quickly out of.
Literally every tip with blood, sweat, tears and well you know....
Worst job ever oh man...and well that, and once I was a cashier...i threw one uppity bitch's purchases back at her....that didn't last long...I wasn't down for that yusum and yes master bullshit I have a problem kissing anyone at all's ass ...and hahahha when i was about ohh 16 I worked at this pizza place but I got fired for tossing a hot pizza at this creep that wouldn't stop singing a country song, he was singing all the time aside from bugging me and one day, mean and agro i was, singing and being a dumbass he was, i heard my own voice singing the words to his fucked up ass tear in the beer chattahoochie song and I was out that bitch soon after the cheese and dead meat pizza left the oven...and smacked his big aloof country head.
What a weirdo. Craig...I called him K-reg it pissed him off. He wrote me a love letter once and left it on my windshield then would NOT talk to me when I asked him if he put it there, he clammed up and starting scrubbing the grill... I heard last time I was home that same weirdo country bumpkin was in prison for killing a girl.
Fuck man I can ramble on when I type...read it or don't uhhh yeah...I'm off to the ocean...keep forgetting to leave this house...

[sika_2002]

man, looks like u had some fucked up jobs, thats y i dont wana get one

[BeeOne234...]

hahaha well...that was 2 examples...my only 2 examples of worst jobs didn't last long wooohooo
and yeah they were fucked.

me and Msfyt have both had the same job that was, for lack of a better word, a pain.
hahahahahahahaha...sending her some love on that one.....<3

[Msfyt]

lol...pain!!! literally

[Our World]

Worst job I ever had : repair car pumper, with a shit load of retard pot head

[Idealeyez]

welllllllll....i have to say the worst job i ever had is the one job i have..... im a barber and there this guy michael his name. let me tell u, dude breath is like exhaust. and whenever he gets in my chair he wants to talk...sometimes i position the chair so he could face the mirror so i wont have smell shit-breath. i think i gonna started wearing a face mask whenevr i cut his shit. DAMN

[Tails0nE]

one time i was at kfc chillin with my homie while he was on break n
our buddy was workin cashier... n this one white guy
comes chargin in and is yellin about how his order was wrong
n blah blah blah... n me and my homie are just sittin there chillin laughin
at the guy.. n our homie at the register is like "yes sir... ill fix it..."
"no you wont fix it cause this shit happenes all the time and blah blah..."
so he got pissed n is like "yo shut the fuck up! dont be comin in here with
that shit!" n the guy is like "what??!!" all shocked n he was about to start
yellin n he was like "wheres your manager at?!" and hes like "im the
manager what the prolem is?" n the guy started yellin more n shit then
hes like "hey! dont start nuthin wont be nuthin!" then the white guy was like
"huh??" so he said it again slower like "Dont start nuthin...... Wont be nuthin..."
so the guy got pissed and stormed out the resturaunt... then me
n my homie were just laughing our asses off....

[Idealeyez]

ROFL............funny shit

[skateparadise]

i work at sears right now.

but im on a waiting list right now to go to texas for basic training for the air force. and i will be a B2 Bomber michanic for 4 years then i will be going to school for thoes 4 years and for the next 4 years i will be a B2 Bomber piolet.

[skaterbomber]

the worst u have ever had was
working on a farm shoveling horse shit all day
ya it sucked balls

[MitNGEK]

im only 15 but im abot uto get a job this summer

[bigbomba']

i had to sell drugs that was pretty bad..... wait i still do and its still sweet

[Crack Killz]

Bustin dishes...



bustin = cleaning

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

i just deal. :lol:

[laz'e]

i only had 1 job which was a paper round but i got fired

[ACE512]

kinkos - going on 1 year in june.... i remember when i got the job i was in here bragging lol saying how i could get free stickers and stencils and t shirts made .... lol well guess what ... i still can bitches hahahahaha...

[tkS`]

lol last summer at 8 bones an hour i worked in a grimey, hot, sticky warehouse from 8-4:30 6 days a week. sri lankans like no other, all they knew was how to cut open boxes wtv i lasted 3 weeks until i got fired for running one of them with the forklift

[ACE512]

hahahaha ^^^^

[Bombs Away]

changing diapers at an old folks home.

[Rik JamEs]

^ i just got a job at a nursing home but i dont have to do that my official job title is a Dietary Aid but its pretty chill

[southgate]

I had a job at a drycleaning business delivering clothes. The owners were Asian so I could not understand what they were saying. I had to walk through buildings with all these clothes on hangers.. it was worse in the winter

[Vulture]

oh damn i had a job at a Dominoes Pizza, fuckin sucked, i wasnt worked enough and when i did work i spent all day makin pizza and there was about 12 people crowded together in this 1 tiny ass kitchen and people were sweatin and it stunk like ass. And people wanted the stupid shit on there pizza, this one bitch kept yellin at me cause i didnt cook it exactly how she liked it, i ended up cookin the same type a pizza like 12 times till i could get it right and get her ta shut the fuck up. And the dominoes was like 6 miles from my house, this was b4 i had my license i had ta walk back and forth ta work and i had ta be there at about 6am so i had ta get up pretty fuckin early. But what really sucked were then days i worked then had ta work the very next day, i got home at about 1am and had ta get up at about 5am and go again. Job fuckin blew

[IPOE]

I worked at a stand in the mall selling hot nuts. They had like sugar and cinnamon on them. and everytime i took a new batch out of the mixer i had to yell "Hot Nuuuts" :ph34r:

[lance uppercut]

bombing science moderator

[Ume]

^ HA HA!

1 point tony, bs none.

:lol:

[gyro487]

I had a job at a local museum digging holes for concrete slabs to be laid then they fiered me because i didnt get the job done the day i needed it to be done

[AMW]

NoT hAvInG 1 :P

[MENG!]

Originally posted by AMW@May 10 2006, 08:20 PM
NoT hAvInG 1 :P
I hate you so much.

lawl.

Its a throwup between Subway, Dominos, or Wendys. All Suck. Im still at Wendys, and I know how to do everything there, so basically I do what everone else doesnt do, which is everything. Im quiting for this badass pizza shop soon. Best pizza there ever.

Lesson : Never work at a fast food joint.

[Asshat]

I run pockets.

[Kao.Ali]

ummm i worked helpin my cuz build decks, as far as the worst its prolly deejayin because i dont make shit and the partys i gotta do are lame and no one dances, but it has its moments thats why i do it, and i sell :o when the chips are down,
i dont have a "real" job but i tryed to apply for tacobell but i couldnt understand the manager so i just had lunch instead

[The OnE aND OnLY NeS]

janitor...it fuckin sucked!

[explosivo_420]

wel chickfil a wasnt that bad, i pimped every hoe there.

shoneys had me washing dishes till early morning, but i was servin more than the waiters out of there.

promotions aint bad at all, see some interesting shit, people, but fuck im there all night.

[elcs]

Originally posted by The OnE aND OnLY NeS@Apr 1 2007, 09:20 PM
janitor...it fuckin sucked!
im a janitor and it fucking rules. i just got home from work. i nail and mat drug a bunch of ball fields today. love it.

[Cear]

i work at macy's currently it fucking sucks... i just got a new manager and shes a cunt, before she came i was working part time about 30 hours a week, now im lucky if i get one shift a week the next time i work is in 13 days i prolly wont show up... on top of that the only days i ever work are friday nights and saturday nights

[bigtakeover]

hardwood flooring, absolute worst.

[Cham]

under the table job working at a lemonade stand at nascar....

I fucking hate hicks.... 60 hours in 4 days....10 an hour plus what ever tips didn't get stolen from some inbred, chaw spittin, bud light chugging red neck piece of shit I came out with alot of money. was it worth it....no

[BRAINE]

Originally posted by Cham@Apr 2 2007, 01:57 PM
under the table job working at a lemonade stand at nascar....

I fucking hate hicks.... 60 hours in 4 days....10 an hour plus what ever tips didn't get stolen from some inbred, chaw spittin, bud light chugging red neck piece of shit I came out with alot of money. was it worth it....no
when i was younger i helped my sister's friend do this as a volunteer thing (at a drag track not nascar) to raise money for something highschool related.
it was kind of fun, but i wasnt doing much actual work whereas she was.
forgot who, i think my sister was doing some other less fun job there as well.

there were definitely some hicks there but with where i lived at the time it was like going to the zoo cause i didnt see that many inbred rednecks in my everyday life.

i bet i was like 11 or 12 then. memories.....

[MYND1]

my worst and current job is a fuckin buggy boy!

[~$dead presidents$~]

workin at no frills..pretty gay lol(N)

[TAGurIT]

folding pizza boxes at a resturant to get money for paint
child labor sux... :) jkjk

i did do the job tho

[Kayone707]

under the table job working at a lemonade stand at nascar....

I fucking hate hicks.... 60 hours in 4 days....10 an hour plus what ever tips didn't get stolen from some inbred, chaw spittin, bud light chugging red neck piece of shit I came out with alot of money. was it worth it....no

did this by anychance happen to be at Sears point up in sonoma?