What Are You Drinking?

[Coo]

fresh florida water straight from the lake. right next to where i jus pee'd

[Cherubic Meekus]

Im drinking spearm.....that right, dick juice.It tastes like flour.

[STRIFE]

dump truck of fried chicken and a kiddie pool of kool aid.........

nah hotdog and mountain dew pitch black

[rent519]

canadian club...an some purple haze

[Havoc411]

Ghetto Krink

[cricket]

Trader Joe's DRAFT rootbeer.

Its ok, its got a lot of bite, and not enough smoove creamy flavor..

Meh.

[curve]

lipton tea, nice and warm...with tons of sugar and some milk. so good. we drink tons of it, crazy pollocks

[Tails0nE]

some chocolate milk with some thick ass syrup....


i got gyped... the shits super thick and ive been sturring it for about
5 minutes and i still got shit on the bottom of it.. and its not even that
chocoalaty....

wish i had a cookie or sumthin....

[Mlle]

Cold milk and Chunks Ahoy triple chocolate

["LIMIT"]

Water, juice, milk and soda.

[Tails0nE]

now im drinking some hot chocolate...


hey yo Mlle lemmie get some cookies yo....

[Mlle]

Originally posted by Tails0nE@Feb 5 2005, 12:55 AM

hey yo Mlle lemmie get some cookies yo....
... only with cold milk.

[FOEone]

The blood of a thousand virgins

[calmlikeabomb]

orange juice?

[d.repper]

vodka,chocolate milk,beer,pop,hot chocolate..

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

dr. pepper *****s!

[d.repper]

Originally posted by Alchohlics_Anonymous@Feb 5 2005, 06:36 PM
dr. pepper *****s!
what's up.. .. dr.pepper wit cherry the best yo.. :)

[atxbomber666]

milk

[FaultO]

soymilk.....

and i'm all about amaretto and coke.... basically an alcoholic cherry coke

[tre'tre']

why is there a thread on drinks?

[d.repper]

Originally posted by tre'tre'@Feb 5 2005, 07:52 PM
why is there a thread on drinks?
when u don't have anything to do.. u say something here lol :lol:

[skateparadise]

Jack Daniels and coke

[the walking std]

i just got home from a very very short night i saw a movie called HIDE AND SEEK it sucked hardcore cock. its the worst movie ive ever seen Robert DiNero in DONT WATCH IT! but i went to a party for after and drank some WOLFSCHMIDT VODKA. tastes like shit but hits the spot im still a little buzzed.

STRAWBERRY PRIME TIMES KICK ALL TOBACCO PRODUCTS IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!

[ando_preparado]

frucked up on yuengling, bacardi gold an coke...

[_____JEKLROKS_____]

Jesus juice, Paul Masson and Bacardi Hurricane.

[scared-lil-boy]

not really into the whole alcohol thing, just lots of sobe drinks :D

[Ume]

why the fuck are you bumping threads for this?

[xylene hug]

Originally posted by _____JEKLROKS_____@Feb 7 2005, 03:31 AM
Jesus juice
:lol:

[FOEone]

lmao

[Cherubic Meekus]

Absinthe,.......slur.
Oh andbg..baggie

[vegimite on toast]

Originally posted by Cherubic Meekus@Mar 12 2005, 10:44 PM
Absinthe
Isan't that illegal?

[Cherubic Meekus]

yes; but you can obtain it from various suppliers.I get it form my mate Jack Jenkins.

[runci]

irn-bru... the drink of scotland :D

[anarchyshok]

the best shit ever russian vodka

[Whoa]

im all about
Heineken,Dab,Newcastle,Guinness,Bass and McEwans

Not to fussy bout the hard liquour

[DROZDHCRUE]

a 40 of OE... fa sho

[skateparadise]

Originally posted by DROZDHCRUE@Mar 12 2005, 01:01 PM
a 40 of OE... fa sho
they dont sell 40's in FLA. cause there are alot of drunks and they cause ALOT of car crashes. so my friend lives up in new york and he bought 4 OE's and 4 big bares ( all of them were 40's) and he bougth them in his bag on the air plane and the security didnt say anything.

[badboysgraf]

COKE

[MrCzar]

http://picserver.org/view_image.php/WNMWH7YYY694/p.jpeg

Monster *****s!

[->toNE*]

12 of lucky chyaaa son..

[taste]

I just had two double shots of everclear not drinking any more

[skateparadise]

Originally posted by taste@Mar 12 2005, 09:23 PM
I just had two double shots of everclear not drinking any more
Oh man i got some stories about Everclear.

im drinkin coke and jack daniels.

[Bombs Away]

this VVVVVV

[Bombs Away]

old granddad whiskey...bangin :P

[cricket]

40's or tall cans of MICKEYS


JD is what i drink for hard liqour, but BEER BEER BEEER BEER

[Atom]

water.

[anchovybreath]

coffee all goddamn day

[Rik JamEs]

PEE ! :o














not really but one time my little cousin was trying to take a piss in the woods and he had wind pants on and his hands lost grip of the elastic stuff at the top of the pants and got his wang pointing up to his head and it got all on his face and in his mouth and stuff it was some funny shit

[Putamadre]

colt45,redbull gives you wiiiiiiiiiiingsss.

[skateparadise]

Originally posted by Putamadre@Mar 14 2005, 03:33 AM
colt45,redbull gives you wiiiiiiiiiiingsss.
Redbull is the shit. oh redbull and greygoose is good.


right now im drinking orange juice.

[ehobo]

Originally posted by sp4i6@Oct 11 2004, 12:45 AM
i drink piss on a regular basis
very very nice

[seap!]

anyone ever have to piss into a bottle?

the best is when you can refill your forty.

the worst is when have to quickly alternate
smaller bottles.

[bigbomba']

^lol


i drink nothing but pure moon shine...... i wish

[MitNGEK]

a fucken big ass 2 liter

[xylene hug]

green beer

[shyone]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/bobandjimmys/animated.gif

[LOST]

Heineken, just like last night, happy late st. patty's

["daze!"]

still 211 and some of dat xo & Hennie

[Alio]

Malibu Rum and Red bull yummy but it hurts my tummy :(

[seap!]

start with a hi dry and work yourself up to the mad colt 45.
two forties a night or else your pussy... or poor.

[LOST]

what happened to cherry 7up??

[Cleo]

water, yum

[meatgrinder]

http://www.pomwonderful.com/img/Web-Burst-3.jpg

[Cleo]

haha! shit, I'm drinking that too! Check out the vegan pudding and the hindu temple incense.

http://img195.exs.cx/img195/7659/pom1hj.jpg

[Adamo]

shake i made for myself consisting of:

2 eggs
milk
a banana
some strawberries
peanut butter
ice cubes

pretty damn good but next time i'll leave out the peanut butter

[716DropsBombs]

kool aide

[meks]

mo fukin lamonade! :lol:

[codeone]

budweiser, made with the finest ingredients and chioce hops.

[LOST]

Dr. P! ....with some peanuts!

[SoldAsFreedom]

Diet Pepsi..with a lemon twist

[skateparadise]

cocoa cola

[bigbomba']

do you even need to ask what i drink?













http://www.cirrusbonsai.com/pics/random/jackdaniels.jpg

[skateparadise]

oh man i love jack and coke. i just drank the last of my bottle... about to get another big bottle tomorrow. :)

[bigbomba']

mine are free

[jeff aka das,jw,dna]

gotta go imports guys.... warstiener, dab, grolsh, guiness, kilkenny....you know the good stuff

[FOEone]

Originally posted by jeff aka das,jw,dna@Mar 24 2005, 08:13 PM
guiness
now yer speakin my language

[skateparadise]

car bombs are good.

[bigbomba']

what the fuck is a car bomb?

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

dr. pepper *****z!

[element503]

a Dr.smoothy.

ingredients:

drpepper 3/4 can

3 scoops of ice cream

banana

blend it up for a well minute and drink up :)

if you decide to use coke put a lil bit of rum in it.

[ehobo]

mug root beer

[infer one]

budlight, im hurtin over here i fucking hate budlight

[skateparadise]

Originally posted by bigbomba'@Mar 24 2005, 08:26 PM
what the fuck is a car bomb?
You take Ginness and pour it in a glass... then you get a shot glass and there is this cream stuff called "Bailey's Irish Cream" you take the Baileys and put it in the shot glass. then you drop the shot glass full of Baileys into the glass of ginness and you chug the whole glass of giness. and at the end it taste liek choclate milk...

1. yes, you do drop the whole shot glass in the cup of giness.

2. there is another type of cream you can use for a car bomb but it cost like $60 for a pint of it...

[infer one]

baileys is where its at

[skateparadise]

its really sick when its warm.... we had a bunch of it during the hurricanes.. and well... i drank it anyways...

right now im drinking coke.

we should start an Alcohol Thread .... were you put your fav. kind of alcohol drink. and we can try it out..

[jeff aka das,jw,dna]

lol cant forget the broiler makers whiskey +beer = good

[infer one]

sperm *****

[LOST]

coffee. two tp sugar. lots of creamer

[jape-the-nape]

warm coke,no gas

[cricket]

gin and cranbery juice


Tastes like medicinal poison

[_____JEKLROKS_____]

Originally posted by element503@Mar 24 2005, 11:54 PM
a Dr.smoothy.

ingredients:

drpepper 3/4 can

3 scoops of ice cream

banana

blend it up for a well minute and drink up :)

if you decide to use coke put a lil bit of rum in it.
That made my blender explode asshole.

1 bottle cherry Robutusshit or Nyquil
1 2 Litre Cherry Coke
3 shots Bacardi Razz

[skateparadise]

crandburry juice and vodka!

[tkS`]

jack&coke

[tkS`]

next jack&coke

2nd post woooo

[oblong]

http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1743/dsc048453nk.jpg
tallboysssssssss

[LOST]

40 ounce-Busch Light

[aCId II nz]

beer and pizza!!(lion red)

[the_uniBOMBER]

Fresca and Captain Morgans white rum.

[LOST]

pepsi-straight outta the bottle!!

[SALVO]

Jamaican rum and coke.

[CHIRP1]

WAWA ICED TEA. i love the eastcoast...

[....::The Kid Called Zion::....]

hmmm starwberry iced tea...shit is dope

[_____JEKLROKS_____]

Seagrams Gin and some dry Merlot... The fuckin' rooms spinning and the panning on this song don't help...

[scary dreams]

Orange Juice.

With Crack.

[_____JEKLROKS_____]

Hahahahaha!

[_____JEKLROKS_____]

I just threw up the most horrible shit I wish I had a camera it had visible Fruit Loops.

[Slob]

crown royal + 7-up + a lime wedge

[xylene hug]

breastmilk from a cambodian lady

[Crack Killz]

Heiniken...really...

[skateparadise]

Propel

[Rik JamEs]

air

[curve]

canada dry ginger ale

[**MATEO**]

Originally posted by curve@Apr 6 2005, 02:53 PM
canada dry ginger ale
me 2 lol

[Dr. Coffee]

kaluha and milk mah fuckas

[theyrecominafterme]

i really hope its pepsi im drinking......

[SoldAsFreedom]

Diet Pepsi Twist..again

[Slob]

Originally posted by theyrecominafterme@Apr 6 2005, 04:32 PM
i really hope its pepsi im drinking......
:lol:

[Rik JamEs]

you put the lime in the coke you nut

has anyone tried that ?

[skateparadise]

no, have you tried it?

[sky1]

ive tired it, its pretty good

[pogopope]

a cold bottle of mountain dew for me, hot coffee sucks on hot days <_<

[skateparadise]

anything got on hot days suck... its good if its a cold day. but in florida we dont have cold days that often.

im drinkin gatoraid

[Alchohlics_Anonymous]

dr. pepper! woo hoo!

i love this shit. :)

[Haste]

chocolate milk. i'm a chocolate milk fiend.

[LOST]

Dr. Pepper

[sNype]

Beer

[Havoc411]

mountain dew

[snag]

has anyone tried that bud select? shits tasty

[seap!]

moet.

[greenvelvet34643]

jolt cola straight outta japan mothafucka

[LOST]

A hot cup of green tea.

[FOEone]

black coffee

[skateparadise]

water.

[Hpnotiq]

hey snaq im making ur sig into a sticker ill post it in acouple of minutes

[Hpnotiq]

well last night i was drinking my ho`z pussy juice,man we fucked for like 3 hours straight................
i cant wait till next saturday

[MrCzar]

http://picserver.org/view_image.php/S4U33WCH1YYS/p.jpeg

This is just how the Czar rolls.

[Havoc411]

the blood of the innocent

[Heretic]

Ice-cold water, it's fucking hot here.

[SpLiTbomber]

well of course im not shooting cherry brandy, malibu rum, pantera mix, n amarreto cuz im too young............... :ph34r:

[Rik JamEs]

why do you fags drink booze while your by yourself and on the computer

[pane in prov]

Originally posted by Havoc411@Apr 23 2005, 11:53 AM
the blood of the innocent
:lol:

[MitNGEK]

gatorade

[Ume]

Originally posted by Rik JamEs@Apr 23 2005, 08:23 PM
why do you fags drink booze while your by yourself and on the computer
its called an alchohalic, and i do the same, i have a alchohal cupboard in my room which i drink every now an then.....i dont drink to get drunk though, just stuff to wake me up, or something, but not on the computer.

[MitNGEK]

now im drinkin soem kool aid

[KAY-lo_use_RUST-o]

i dont know what this is called.. but my dad taught me how to make it a while back

Cup with some ice in it
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v446/kaloe4/IMAG0003.jpg

some Quality imported Mexican tequila *no jose cuervo crap
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v446/kaloe4/IMAG0004.jpg

add some Squirt soda
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v446/kaloe4/IMAG0005.jpg

squeze some lemon in it *about 1/4 slice of one then add the squeezed meat and skin in the cup.. also add about 3 dashes of salt
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v446/kaloe4/IMAG0006.jpg

then add about 20% tequila *or to flavor
*then enjoy
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v446/kaloe4/IMAG0007.jpg

[LOST]

China white tea. the buds for this tea can only be picked two days out of the year.

[CanControl]

faygo orange

[LOST]

cheap wine

[Crack Killz]

Vodka. It's going to help me kill her... Check out the What are you listening to thread too see what I mean.

[HAZE-38]

dont know bout u guys but str8 good shit...

GREY GOOSE

BE ON ONE WHEN U AT THE CRAZY ASS EAST OAKLAND SIDESHOW

[HAZE-38]

STAY ON ONE BEYAAATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!

[Aero]

is havoc gothic or some shit like it...neways....right now im drinkin coffe cuz i did drink to much wine tonight....wordddddd

[HAZE-38]

BUT YA GOTTA WATCH DAT LIQA INTAKE THO... WANT TO WAKE UP TOO FUCKED UP TO REMEMBER BEARLY ANY OF WHAT U DID



P.S.

FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO........COMIN UP THAT IS

[HAZE-38]

WINE IS SOOOO FUCKIN WEAK TO ME .......NO OFENCE OR NUTHIN

DRINK STR8 FROM THE BOTTLE

[HAZE-38]

MAKIN INCREDIBLE HULK (ALCHOLIC BEVERAGE)

INGREDIENTS:

1-HYPNOTIQ

2-REMMY MARTIN or HENNESSY...WICH EVER U PREFER
(SOME SAY ITS WIT HENNY OTHERS SAY ITS WITH REMMY..i LIKE BOTH)




DIRECTIONS


MIX TO YOUR TASTE!!!!!!! :D


note to user...I am not responsible for any misfortune including alcohol poisoning and may exeed and are not limited to those who may have a ball

[qualitative]

http://www.geo.lsa.umich.edu/classes/geo222/H2O%20molecule.jpg

[FOEone]

ahhh PBR on a school nite...during exam week...

[-resq-love-obk-]

coffee

[scaro_ugc]

colt 45 or hi dry in brown paper bags !!!!!wordddd

[REALvmd]

7-up

[mano]

rum or beer but mostly rum.... rum is yum

[Myner]

im off that x o Henny

[Idealeyez]

pineapple juice

[drugaddict]

diet pepsi. with some date rape.

[MaNiaK]

water, with 2 perks....mmmm mmmm mmmmm bitches

[LOST]

Red Bull

[Krylon bomber]

try "the real liquor thread" before making a pointless new one.

[scOpeOne]

im drinking llama blood out of my tortus shell flask

[LaXMAsA]

jizz and cola, but no really black label strait

[daloner]

i just get the most out of wat i can, i squeeze my shit, so i drrink like shit juice, when i have diarea its better cause it comes ready.

dalon er<--- :o

[sicka than aidz]

paint thinner

[southgate]

Anything with bud in it, Budweiser, Budweiser Select, Bud Ice, I smoke anything with bud in it too (that Detroit chronic)

[vegimite on toast]

Water. You fucking drunks.

[scOpeOne]

im tired of my usualy llama blood so ive upgraded to rare zebra blood, its harder to find but its worth it for the amazing dead animal flavour it has

[screw_loose]

mudslide. rum and chocolate milk. on the rocks. *drools*

[burned_out_Burner]

pepsi this is kind of a fucked up thread

[liquidvenom]

Dr Pepper in a glass with ice cubes.. ohhh soo goood!!

[skateparadise]

i wish i had just straight jack daniels. i'mma get a bottle tomorrow.

[ASEN]

Originally posted by Krylon bomber@Sep 28 2005, 07:51 PM
try "the real liquor thread" before making a pointless new one.
This thread was created 7 months before the ''real'' liquor thread, sherlock

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/1245/negative199qs.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I drink orange juice

[bruce]

labatt 8 percent forties..

or if im feelin classy

a six pack of fin du monde.

:D

[RAIN_TRB88]

CARTON OF MILK

[! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.]

Sprite to go along with that sub.

[slacker]

jim beam

woodstock cola

all liqures- stright

>>mainly get high

[ACTION NEWS...]

Coca-cola and organic milk.

[VAbomber]

lol

[ASEN]

Becks 0,5% beer with cereal

[kean!]

snapple lemon iced tea mmmm

[JadedSketches]

Watered down cranberry juice.
My mom thinks im too young to drink normal cranberry juice.

[Select_One]

keystone light

[vungoh]

hot chocolate.with whipped cream.

[minesweep]

rolling rock...not my favorite

[Cccp.aeroC]

good ol' old millwauki or the captains is where its at..

fuck vodka

[neaksta]

its all about 0.5 coolers u can buy at safeway ahaha

[FaultO]

amaretto and coke..... i'm also digging the upper canada wheat beer.

[snow2skate]

Polar ice mixed with smuther ice cream caramel syrup. Goes down smooth and with a great taste. But still gets you fucked with 40%

[sicka than aidz]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/jameztwo/sickawildturky.jpg

[VirginiaSlim]

211...nuff said

[sicka than aidz]

211 an VaginaSlimes, your fuckin grimy

[Mse]

im drinking tea and i got a coke hidden here somewhere

i like whiskey though

[GLEW1_LUV]

MY second 5th of BACARDI 151....straight out the bottle....I'm soo fuked up.... :D :P

[afriendofafriend]

had three rolling rocks. im feelin it

[ASEL1DBL]

generik cola

[Scene*]

im drinking death

[drugaddict]

colt 45. haha. broke as a joke.

[Alyte]

there was some disoronno watered down to last longer in the ol' flask. but now its empty....

[fannypack uprock]

smirnoff vanilla. ::shudders::

and some maw fuck kin champagne of beers...

'cause im a nasty knicca...'

[ze jickerz]

Originally posted by fannypack uprock@Nov 29 2005, 08:23 PM
smirnoff vanilla. ::shudders::

and some maw fuck kin champagne of beers...

'cause im a nasty knicca...'
that high life is where its at dirty

[sincere]

right now... tecate. but my favorite is hennessy or remy, cognac is the shit

[LOST]

Coffee

[VirginiaSlim]

211

[Kayone707]

HG hurricane High Gravity..

some new shit i seen in my local corner liquor store... 8.1% an its only .99 CENTS! ha.. does the job.. taste like almost plastic'y when u get to the middle tho

[Scene*]

bong water..
a mikeys 40 oz
arizona greent tea

those are the current items on my desk.

[inimical critic]

haha
you beaners and yo cheap ass beer
haha, kay knows how real mac's roll with that Henny
no im joking im broke right now, im drinking my pops
coors light, hey but its still gettn me

[Kayone707]

Originally posted by inimical critic@Dec 10 2005, 10:36 PM
haha
you beaners and yo cheap ass beer
haha, kay knows how real mac's roll with that Henny
no im joking im broke right now, im drinking my pops
coors light, hey but its still gettn me
man if i had tha bread belive me. id get some real shit.! hah. im broke as fuck.. all i had was $2.50 in quarters n shit so i got me 2 of these.. :lol:

[inimical critic]

haha
i can see your ass at 7-11
dudes like "dat Would B Tu foday nine"
i got you homes here 75...
grabin nickles outa the penny despenser
haha
when i was back in cali 2 weeks ago
i was shoomin hella hard, and we waited till 5 30 to go
get 40s and 7 and the guy was like, your a real alcholic

[DARK1]

i had some parot bay and a blunt this weekend

[screw_loose]

bump.

[slick dick willy]

vodka with pepsi

[floppy16]

seegrams cranberry vodka with orange juice

[sincere]

highlife pints

[NiHiL]

nothing right now... ;) <_<

[calmlikeabomb]

juegar....

[Mute1]

GOLDSCHLAGER...fuckin ridiculous stuff...couldnt drink much of it tho that cinnamon shit is retarded...like fireball but 10% stronger and real gold flakes for some reason lol

[ANIK!]

a woodstock

[R3PTI7IAN]

urine, im out of everything else :( :( :(

[StoopKid]

chocolate milk.

[What Happened to the Letters?]

milk and vodka...great combo


no but really just milk need them strong bones and i got me some cookies so you need da milk with the cookies..

[sika_2002]

glass of coke.

[calmlikeabomb]

my dreams....

[@!Ck$]

Originally posted by What Happened to the Letters?@Mar 23 2006, 04:23 PM
milk and vodka...great combo


no but really just milk need them strong bones and i got me some cookies so you need da milk with the cookies..
^ u mean a white russian?..

..gotta luv that purp ;P lean wit it

[Jades]

two cans of coke so far

[**MATEO**]

jugo de naranja

[\(SIN)/]

a one liter mountain dew

[Jades]

third coke..

[AoAssis]

raspery cranbery juice

[theoldguardisdead]

mickeys.. hands down. mickeys takes it.

[calmlikeabomb]

mickey's is good...211 is better ;)

[theoldguardisdead]

211? never had it. similar to mickeys? is it in the states?

[calmlikeabomb]

Originally posted by theoldguardisdead@Mar 23 2006, 11:24 PM
211? never had it. similar to mickeys? is it in the states?
oh...211 steel reserve....

where you from?

[NiHiL]

coke zero, mmmmm gota love that taste max taste and now sugar ooohhh yeeehhhh

[calmlikeabomb]

http://40ouncebeer.com/extrapicts/steel.jpg

[SpLiTbomber]

dude i just had like 10 mgms n sum jack danials wiht ma friend whohad about the same much... we just left from ma friends bakyard wher we wer havin a bondfire thing... shit we are both drunk n we r walkin home and a fukin cop car pulls outa nowhere while we are on a 2 way intersection.... frinds on the fone and we see the cop, throw our beers and sprint... we try 2 hide behind a bushh n a fence in sumones yard... the cop screechs to a stop and turn into the driveway so we fukin bolt towards a fence, jump it, run, jump another, run, and come to a fukin 8 foot wooden fence and just fukin hurdle it... we r both standin ther n we hear 'they jumped the fence, drive around' we fukin bolt into sum woods and we see a cop on foot opening the gate to the fence and lookin around, we r behind a big ass tree and a rock peekin out, and we see the cop car pull up a min later n turns on the spotlite... we are like fuk n just lay there.... like after 5 minutes my dumbass friend turns over and snaps a twig... 1 of the cops hears it n points the lite rite at the rock and we just see the fukin light on all sides of us, scared shitless amidst our drunkeness... then a fukin miracle happns n a raccon fukin comes down a tree... we are like wtf and we hear the cop 'it was only a coon, lets go down this road... n he faded off cuz he got in the car n pulled away

as soon as they leave we just dash back to ma crib... the end

[\(SIN)/]

ha, better be nice to raccons now

im drinking mountain dew, again!

[freka]

ribena mmmm yummy

[Sluts_r_us]

CHOCOLATE MILK!!!11!

[stocker]

J.Wray

[FWBMeth]

a couple of vodka coolers

[MacDreRIP11104]

Jager and Red Bull

[MacDreRIP11104]

Originally posted by SpLiTbomber@Mar 26 2006, 04:39 AM
dude i just had like 10 mgms n sum jack danials wiht ma friend whohad about the same much... we just left from ma friends bakyard wher we wer havin a bondfire thing... shit we are both drunk n we r walkin home and a fukin cop car pulls outa nowhere while we are on a 2 way intersection.... frinds on the fone and we see the cop, throw our beers and sprint... we try 2 hide behind a bushh n a fence in sumones yard... the cop screechs to a stop and turn into the driveway so we fukin bolt towards a fence, jump it, run, jump another, run, and come to a fukin 8 foot wooden fence and just fukin hurdle it... we r both standin ther n we hear 'they jumped the fence, drive around' we fukin bolt into sum woods and we see a cop on foot opening the gate to the fence and lookin around, we r behind a big ass tree and a rock peekin out, and we see the cop car pull up a min later n turns on the spotlite... we are like fuk n just lay there.... like after 5 minutes my dumbass friend turns over and snaps a twig... 1 of the cops hears it n points the lite rite at the rock and we just see the fukin light on all sides of us, scared shitless amidst our drunkeness... then a fukin miracle happns n a raccon fukin comes down a tree... we are like wtf and we hear the cop 'it was only a coon, lets go down this road... n he faded off cuz he got in the car n pulled away

as soon as they leave we just dash back to ma crib... the end
I knew racoons came in handy.

[Stewe]

ima ruin the whole liquor thing and tell the truth here im drinkin a damn vault..good ish i drink like 5 a day