4 Words After Sex

[peng.2]

This could be a fun thing...Have a sense of humor and make up any 4 words you can say after sex try not to use what someone else says..

[PaintThaStreets P.T.S]

hope you like aids.....

[Pico Hollywood]

Make a Sandwhich Bitch

[mas$]

get the fuck out

[silentchaos14]

is it over already?:(

[Caso]

What was your name?

[Ravid]

Shit! My girlfriends calling.

[ezeepb]

wanna do it again?

[Church]

why did you stop?

[Vice]

benedryl itch stopping gel

*run away chanting a native american chant*

[dim]

o shit condom broke

[artcrime99]

What I owe you?

[syrup2]

you wernt very good

[ZOT]

(something a woman would say)

I am a man

[anarchy]

hope you got clotheshangers

[syrup2]

now whos handicapped bitch !

[anarchy]

ready to die bitch?

[syrup2]

say hello to bullets !!!

[StAtiK1]

that will be 1000000000000000000000 dollars

[Slushi]

no smoking in here

[geritto]

i have to poop (witha a massive smile on)

[FaultO]

what's your name again?

[minesweep]

Where'd that come from?

[Slushi]

Back in your cell

[-=AgA=-TrAnCe]

forgot say, HIV positive :/

you call that sex?

take off the bag

ive got bad gonnerea

why you so green?

[Mazeone]

why my nuts itchy?

[-=AgA=-TrAnCe]

pop that herpe, bitch

[Derogatory9o5]

whos your daddy bitch?

[Seek139]

bitch stole my paint!

[-=AgA=-TrAnCe]

whos your mummy bitch

[vidorone]

ohh... shit! hi mum... :)

[serk757]

shit! its already burning!

[RFI. SPit]

THIS IS SPAAAARTA



3 words... but oh well.

[the terror of E]

i said no teeth

[Msfyt]

HAhahahaaaahhhha


Back in your cell

[toke_wdc]

i forgot, i'm married

[toxus]

Thanks, please fuck off.

[Roolete]

Back in your cell

back to your grave

[Proper-issh]

I quifed, not you.

[thesilentvandal]

your mom was better

[AEROSOL_FEEN]

that was all great.......

[cds_dogg665544]

bitch get my money

[anti-anti-crime]

theres the door bitch

[SoundOff]

No towel in here

[ryarn]

Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet!!!!

[xFatel.Onex]

wanna do it again?

[syrup2]

negro humor is amusing

[Cham]

dotted the eyes.......nice

[FaultO]

i gotta push stop

[Cham]

push it real good

[FaultO]

push it real good

that's more of a during sex phrase

[Cham]

*pushed it real good

HAHAH

[vegimite on toast]

shhhh, letterman is on

[JetBlack]

Thank god Im drunk

[EsKoNeR!!]

bitch. today, aint your day
5 words. sorry

[Kayone707]

you gotta lick it

[Kayone707]

before we kick it

[Kayone707]

you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it

Boom-ba-da-da-da-da .…
Baby work it

[sketch3]

HEY............ im pissing blood

[TalibKweli]

why you still here

[peng.2]

my pig was better

[Bastardo]

You smelt quite bad.

[Cham]

clean that mess up

[JetBlack]

Could you stop crying?

[scoot]

wow.. u didnt look like that last night..

[sketch3]

'' and they said i NEEDED your consent''


more than for but who cares? not me

[the terror of E]

Wheres My Fuckin Cock?!?!

[sex without condoms]

*four

[TalibKweli]

your sister was better

[Reinone]

let's do it again

[TalibKweli]

ever hear of douche?

[b3aT]

mouth full next time

[sketch3]

ever hear of douche?

yea they call him silentchaos aka jroc

[minesweep]

How did she pop?

[ODonthesetrees]

damn you were horrible

[ODonthesetrees]

are you fuckin crying?

[ODonthesetrees]

im done, now leave

[PaintThaStreets P.T.S]

i forget the condom

[PaintThaStreets P.T.S]

now you have kids

[-ShAmEE-]

fuck!, ur a man?

[sketch3]

ahhh ur revolts mum

[Slaze]

Back in your cell
lmao. i love it

(if the girl was a virgin) "POP GOES THE WEASEL!"

"better than your man?"

"once you go black. . ."

*chant* "Encore,Encore, Encore, Encore!"

[AloeOne]

whack threads

[Reinone]

did you have syphilis ?

[sketch3]

i stained ur pillow

[thesilentvandal]

stfu and suck it

[rise_&_fight]

ahhh ur revolts mum
what is it with you and revolt?

[sketch3]

NOTTHING I DISS HIS MUM THEN HE MAKES A GAYYY CUMBACK THEN I DISS HIM ECT ECT

ohh shit cap locks sry

[rise_&_fight]

kool....i guess why not eh?

[amk]

shit the condom split

has that been said yet ?

[MontanaPainter]

hope you like babies...lol

[sketch3]

wat you mean that was just a fold fatty?????

[moreupthnu]

dont need aids again

[TalibKweli]

Congradulations, you got herpes!

[Slushi]

"Guess what? Slayer!! LOL!"

[TalibKweli]

wanna hear a song?

''smells like fish and tastes like chicken, close your eyes and keep on licking''

[AnteUp]

o fuck...you....crabs?

[ODonthesetrees]

ill eat your children

[ODonthesetrees]

gimme some fuckin chicken

[sketch3]

DUDE ur a dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[G-Fat]

its in your hair

[syrne]

its on your face

[sketch3]

its in your hair


i didnt mean the hair on your head

[ep si]

can you see better??

[JEDI-MASTER]

BEnd back over bitch!!!!

[Spark One]

suck my dick now

[Spark One]

dont tell ur son

[Spark One]

lol @ mine:

what the fuck mom

[SKriBL*666]

whats in my butthole?

[Bazer]

what was your name?

[skoe]

callin the next girl lol

[plumbererer]

sorry i went limp.

no lie.

[AoAssis]

its a meeeeeeeee mariooooooo.

[SKriBL*666]

I think it broke.

[Slushi]

Hey! You're not Scribl666...

[scoot]

u gave me what?!?

[-Sinn-]

No Daddy Not Again!!!!!!

[AnteUp]

kool aid man? ohhhhyeeaaahhhh

[sketch3]

dont worry it happens to lots of guys

wernt as good as ante

did you have to aim for my face?


ohhh when you said aids i thaught you ment like personal trainers



why is it leaking


god dam im ashamed

[AnteUp]

sketch speaks the truth...

according to ur fridge...

thats not a penis..

stop suckin that candle...

its not turnin me...o n n n

[SKriBL*666]

HEY! Whats that thing?!?!
Sweet, we have the same last name!






sketch, you fuckin cheater.
thats like a paragraph each.

[sketch3]

ohh wow delete my posts from this thread ther not 4 words

''getting you drunk was the smartest thing iv ever done''

'' i use a baseball bat for my forplay''

[0lick]

ass to mouth anyone?

[AnteUp]

sketch also skeets the truth...

[sketch3]

'' sketch allso skeets battery acid''

[StAtiK1]

i just gave u cervical cancer u have 1 month to live. lmao

[AnteUp]

i skeet bleach so if you black...ur never gonna go...umm back to black...cuz its bleach...no more color...ha ha ha ha ha...laugh with me bastards

[South-Pole]

"Wave at the camera" lol
or "i prefer my fridge,cause i when i pull my meat out of it it doens't fart'

[Detoxication]

"Wave at the camera"



ahahah thats so great

[0lick]

"u now have 28 different types of std's. now what do you have to say?"

[Reinone]

hahaha great !
" mom you were great !!!! "

[TheKors]

the condom was split

[SoDamnFresh]

... thats never happened before! :(

[G-Fat]

its like jello inside

[SKriBL*666]

You call that sex?!

[0lick]

^^haahahah

"you can stop crying"

[G-Fat]

ever have un-controllable bowels?

[SoDamnFresh]

you need loads'a practice...

[SKriBL*666]

Hey silly, Your not Rita!

[G-Fat]

your ass hole now matches a fat mans ring size.

[TAZM]

My hands been better...

[Snafu]

did you just fart?

[-=AgA=-TrAnCe]

oh snap, i poohed!

[-Sinn-]

Mozeltove, its a boy!

[G-Fat]

it's suppose to smell?

[aeSOP.314.]

cuddle?..dont think so

swallow it all down

did i wake you?

leave..forget your clothes

after sex blow job?

[HIPNO?]

:D

damnnnnnnnnn dat pussy was hot!!!!!!!!:D

[G-Fat]

:D

damnnnnnnnnn dat pussy was hot!!!!!!!!:D
AHAHAHAHAH OMFG OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGG OMFGGGGGGG
THAT WAS SOOO unfunny.

haha jk/ no beef.

[crimateNC]

Did you say now?

[G-Fat]

you Just Got Punk'd!!!

[K(i)ng]

I'm out of Mana!!!

[0lick]

leave that to me.

[FaultO]

4 words before:

it's better bareback baby

[**MATEO**]

Why are you bleeding?


hahaha, or...


Your making me Pancakes.

[SKriBL*666]

You told me that was ranch from dinner -_-

[**MATEO**]

Thats Not 4 Letters You Fucking Twat Waffle.

[FaultO]

you mean 4 words not letters mateo......

are you slipping these days?

[scoot]

guess what u got!

[PaintThaStreets P.T.S]

you leave now.........GO!

[syrup2]

your mom was better

well..time to go

[0lick]

how old r u again?

[Naysayer]

your ass is tight

[peng.2]

dont tell your sister ;)

[Reinone]

you liked it mom ?

[killtheugly]

i lied about paying

[sketch3]

i lied about paying

yea well i lied about the stds

[G-Fat]

insertion isn't that bad

[anti-anti-crime]

didnt hurt that much

[EsKoNeR!!]

(her saying it)
is it in yet?

[0lick]

teehee. it tickles

[G-Fat]

its ok, i'm gay.

[ODonthesetrees]

your mom was better

[epikstyles]

tell anyone and die!

[0lick]

its ok, i'm gay.

hahhahahh


rug burn never hurt noone

[Proper-issh]

(her saying it)
is it in yet?

Dude, 4 words after sex.

[Derogatory9o5]

Honestly , Never again hoe.

[Bazer]

but you had boobs.

hahahaha......

[sketch3]

oh nooo,
FIRE CROTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(dun dun DUUUUN)

(PS. REMEMBER KIDS SEX WITH GINGER FOLKS IS WRONG AND CAUSE 85% OF GUN RELATED DEATHS IN THE US)

[G-Fat]

flatulence is a natural

[sketch3]

(just as you cum)

BOOOM! HEADSHOT........................
................................ ill leave now

[G-Fat]

sketch, ever hear of a angry pirate?
where you kick her in the shin, and cum in her eye.
like a pirate:D

back on topic

I WAS IN THE POOL!

[sketch3]

yea i do it all the time, cept i take it too far

http://libsyn.com/images/badatsports/pirate.gif

[sketch3]

duble post


''just like apple pie''

[leaks]

i gotta go paint

[*Soap*]

Let`s have another one :D

[TylerDurden]

Bitch I Got Aidz!!!

[G-Fat]

whoa! you're a dog!

[peng.2]

that hurt.....too much

[scoot]

why am i itchy..

[nero122]

your not a man ?!?!?!

[G-Fat]

my names ron burgandy

[-=AgA=-TrAnCe]

haha, your hairs funny :)

[LuStErOcKs]

where are my pants?

[moze.2]

Guess who prematurely ejaculated

[G-Fat]

butt plug? what plug?

[Mr Tasty]

bury her back up

[thatkidyouknew]

you smell like fish

[LuStErOcKs]

you smell like fish
if u figured that out after sex...then may satan help u,,

[scoot]

it cost how much?

[TheMagicMan]

Your mother was better

[thatkidyouknew]

haha to the person who quoted me

[Roolete]

i love you honey

(haha as if)

[FateOne]

holy shit your bleeding

[Nem]

chew chew devour devour!

[SKriBL*666]

lol, your joking. RIGHT?

[AnteUp]

penis in your vagina?

no pussy fuck face

m h m m m

[FateOne]

um...i've had better

[thatkidyouknew]

wanna go bombing tonight?

[moze.2]

Guess whos now pregnant

[ilikekicks]

should've called your sister

[King-Of-Fists]

my wife says hi

[JEDI-MASTER]

swallow it all honey

false advertising is a crime

why do i burn?

was it a dream?

it was to big?

when your dad come home?

[_Slur_]

Were'd the condom go?

Man my penis burns

I think you broke it (Meh 5)

This is my favorite but its not 4 words but I'll say it anyway

You might want to get yourself a wheelchair for the next few days

[sketch3]

its stuck inside you

[Silly Selfish]

your such a bitch.

[SKriBL*666]

Fuckin missed StarTrek cunt!

[The Most Sadistic]

try harder next time

[libra25]

suck ma dick bitch
where ma weed at ?
z zzz zzz zzzzzz
damn dats hella wet

[ELITE]

*terrified* HOLY SHIT WHATS THAT

[G-Fat]

your not elite, NOOB

[cheesegril]

Pass the ice bitch

[Slushi]

LOL what the fuck?

[0lick]

up for round two?

[mr k]

fuck! my hands cramped.

[moze.2]

I P0WnZ0R3D Ur ASS!

[sketch3]

#to self#
that bitch was nassty

[nero122]

now wheres ure duaghter?

[G-Fat]

murders not illegal, stupid. *evil grin*

[nero122]

lolerz

[vowels]

now suck my dick

... again

[Mr Tasty]

few months...coat hanger

[moze.2]

Mr.tasty that was great

[G-Fat]

was the growling necessary?

[moze.2]

ahahahha^
*response* was the bleeding nececary?

[G-Fat]

...stays in vegas right?

[R-TIS]

Fuck Yo Bed Bitch

[G-Fat]

oh wait, chapelles on

[meek1]

That sucked so much.

[G-Fat]

Wheres My Forget Potion?

[CRN-one]

"Wait, who are you?"

also acceptable

"Where is your sister?"

Almost forgot the most important one

"You are 18 right?"

[socksandspoons]

why are u limping?

[FuLa]

penis in your vagina?

no pussy fuck face

m h m m m
you might not wanna put that picture of ludacris next to "hip hop isn't dead".(your sig)


anyway, my 4 words:

Gooood boy! now fetch! *throws rubber ball*

[kickn-bitches-to-thecurb]

who said you could stay

[G-Fat]

4 words cough...

ha tight? bitch please

[cast LI]

thats 5 words dickhead.

"i want a refund"

[eazyduzitjacob]

why do I itch?

[cast LI]

now you have aids!

[unknownbomber]

one more time babay?

[cast LI]

hey... that was easy!

[Vagrant]

You're tighter than sister...