View Full Version : You Know Your Addicted To Graff When...
maybemasai
04-17-2008, 07:16 PM
I like pie sorry for being a fag and tagging the skool bathroom
acereborn
04-17-2008, 07:35 PM
thats pathetic. your trying to make yourself seem hard by tagging an area where its impossible to be caught.
maybemasai
04-17-2008, 07:39 PM
dude i go to a all white prep ass school with cameras and narcs all over and shit just last year my friend got long term suspension for writing so suck my nutz
maybemasai
04-17-2008, 07:39 PM
ps. i wasnt trying to be hard
IlikePie
04-17-2008, 09:58 PM
You just wanted a hard marker penetrating your sphincter, right? And seriously, who the fuck writes in the school bathroom, get a new hobby....
STR-WHO
04-17-2008, 10:00 PM
school bathrooms are a good way to practise...
IlikePie
04-17-2008, 10:05 PM
If you need to practice, then hit the books.... >_>
ViaHipHop
04-18-2008, 10:04 AM
If you need to practice, then hit the books.... >_>
backed
anti-anti-crime
04-18-2008, 10:16 AM
this happened to me over the summers when i got out of school hah
i seriously had to practice writing normal for like 1 or 2 weeks hahsamee thing here. i got my handwriting back but it was sloppy for like, a month. shit was hard to get back cause i was so used to just writing my name over and over and over
Panda Jerk
04-19-2008, 12:07 PM
^^^^
Go away. Get older. Die perhaps. Then come back here.
hahaha sigged
TECKN
04-19-2008, 01:01 PM
i just tag wherever i can, i dont care if its a school bathroom, as long as i have something
Slushi
04-19-2008, 01:03 PM
^^ Lame.
Allthegoodnamesaretaken
04-19-2008, 02:03 PM
its not lame lol, No matter where you get a tag you know at least 1 person is gonna notice it..
I usually use my regular classes as art class, as I end up drawing in my book the entire period long and forgetting everything the teacher says.. however I'm passing with a pretty dope mark, 77% average...
deshi_kicks
04-19-2008, 06:08 PM
When your mom is pissing you off going down the road and you see a box truck with a throwup on it and you forget about what she was saying and zone out thinking about graff.
RetroLikeWhoa13
04-19-2008, 06:10 PM
been there done that.
NoCanControl
04-21-2008, 12:53 AM
when you realize your dick is different colors because of the overspray on your hands.
HAHAHAHA.
when u smell like spray paint n deodorant
thelowendtheory
04-21-2008, 01:55 AM
every time someones says hardcore . in ur mind ur like ''montana''
everytime a guy is cleaning windows outside of big buildings you go '' i need one of those''
when you dont have your black book you feel depressed.
you use aerosol to practice handstyles
NEKEL1
04-21-2008, 04:34 AM
yeh i like that ibe ^^
when u c people buffin and dash anything u can find at em (rocks ect)
1nsane
04-21-2008, 05:53 AM
when u try and pay for a drink with fat caps
imafuckinginus
04-22-2008, 04:30 PM
every time someones says hardcore . in ur mind ur like ''montana''
everytime a guy is cleaning windows outside of big buildings you go '' i need one of those''
when you dont have your black book you feel depressed.
you use aerosol to practice handstyles
shits true^
Teez-EmM!!!
04-22-2008, 04:55 PM
when u piss your tag in the snow
SNIK//:NEWK
04-22-2008, 05:26 PM
wen ur at home and tha only thing u can do is go on bombing science and talk about how much u are addicted
Hobbes
04-22-2008, 09:37 PM
When your waiting to enter the court room and you see a kid with baggy pants fix the bottom of his pants and think "damn, I could probably figure out some a way to strap cans to my ankles, then I could rack 8 cans at once! but I'd have to do something about the marbles shaking while I walk..."
When your in the court house for things graffiti related and can't stop doing hand styles on the wall while your waiting to go into the court room. Extra points if you get an actual up in the courthouse...how baller would that be to tag the court house bathrooms? I tried to do a handi with my finger on the mirror but it didn't show or nothin'...would be great to sneak a chap-stick marker 'n get ups in there, haha.
AnteUp
04-22-2008, 09:42 PM
when on every school paper i have is cavered with handstyles, or W's, and throws. when im studying for tests and all i do is think about ideas for new letters. i drop my stuff pull out my paper and sketch it out... its ridiculous...
FLYLIVIN!
05-04-2008, 12:34 AM
when almost all ur clothess are fucked because u have paint on them, and when u go on bs period haha
loser.
05-04-2008, 12:42 AM
when ur math notebook looks like a blackbook
AnteUp
05-04-2008, 12:55 AM
when you have tags in your ass crack
m0zer
05-04-2008, 01:43 AM
when your pencil case is actually a marker case
duke101
05-04-2008, 02:21 PM
when you get in a car crash because you were to busy taking a pic of your paint roller on the highway overpass
wen ur up here noddin thinkin been there done that
when montana means more than a meal
Bazer
05-04-2008, 03:18 PM
when you masturbate to the picture gallery. lol
Slushi
05-04-2008, 03:26 PM
I`ve actually done that.
...Dont judge me.
ObeyTheMustard
05-05-2008, 03:48 PM
when you fail in school cuz you sketch to much.
WoeInfinite
05-05-2008, 04:19 PM
when you sign up for every art class, just so you can have an excuse to be drawing during school
maso1
05-05-2008, 06:43 PM
You know your addicted to graff when your writting a cheque and instead of doing your signature you drop a tag!
maso1
05-05-2008, 06:45 PM
Or when your having sex and you start yelling out your favourite paint colors!
none of this has happened to me but i'm still addicted
youngprophecy
05-05-2008, 06:53 PM
when you sign up for every art class, just so you can have an excuse to be drawing during school
lmfao i just did that last semester 2:rolleyes:
TECKN
05-05-2008, 07:00 PM
when you jizz a tag on your girl lol
Capo Izi
05-05-2008, 07:17 PM
when you fail in school cuz you sketch to much.
Yeah I was a straight A student.....4 months ago I picked up graff... now I have 2 C's, and 2 B's....ugg...
esco93
05-05-2008, 07:24 PM
my mom took me out of regular skool cuz i was depresd an was never there....now im in a continuation skool ....i only go 2 fukin days a week...im glad i have graffiti to keep me goin ..uno sumthin to do...gives me goals..(spots to hit)... sumthin to progress on...sumthin 2 be apart of...i woould probly die from depresion an bordem if i didnt have graffiiti..
Mean Mr.Mustard
05-05-2008, 07:28 PM
my mom took me out of regular skool cuz i was depresd an was never there....now im in a continuation skool ....i only go 2 fukin days a week...im glad i have graffiti to keep me goin ..uno sumthin to do...gives me goals..(spots to hit)..i woould probly die from depresion an bordem if i didnt have graffiiti..
please quit graffiti:D
keenur
05-05-2008, 07:29 PM
when you fail in school cuz you sketch to much.
or because you just dont go..
LOL!
esco93
05-05-2008, 07:30 PM
please quit graffiti:D
fuck you wats ur problem
youngprophecy
05-05-2008, 07:34 PM
dude i think he has a problem with everone
esco93
05-05-2008, 07:36 PM
yea i think his mommy diddnt give him enuf hugs when he was little
youngprophecy
05-05-2008, 07:37 PM
lmfao
esco93
05-05-2008, 07:40 PM
yup so here he is taking out all his anger an emotions out on members of a graffiti fourm( cuz he wouldnt talk shit in real life)...poor guy...lol
Mean Mr.Mustard
05-05-2008, 07:43 PM
ya no i just hate cop lovers, sorry, my mom didnt give me any attention:( and my dad beats me, gosh i have so many problems!!! ya oh man, could you forgive me, wow im so mean....:(
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
suck my dick cockrider
Mean Mr.Mustard
05-05-2008, 07:44 PM
congratulations you've been sigged
esco93
05-05-2008, 07:45 PM
ya no i just hate cop lovers, sorry, my mom didnt give me any attention:( and my dad beats me, gosh i have so many problems!!! ya oh man, could you forgive me, wow im so mean....:(
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
suck my dick cockrider
lol ur a fag...
Mean Mr.Mustard
05-05-2008, 07:45 PM
so your homophobic? is that what your saying?
esco93
05-05-2008, 07:48 PM
na im sayin u are...i dont get why u would call another guy a cock rider..its jus kina gay...btw its alrite i blame ur mother not you..maybe if she would have hugd u more u wouldnt have turnd out so mean an gay
IlikePie
05-05-2008, 07:50 PM
You know you're totally addicted to graffiti when you beef with real cats across the world.
youngprophecy
05-05-2008, 07:51 PM
musterd u baicly called your self gay
Mean Mr.Mustard
05-05-2008, 07:53 PM
you need to learn how to spell i could not understand what you even wrote
esco93
05-05-2008, 07:56 PM
na im sayin u are...i dont get why u would call another guy a cock rider..its jus kina gay...btw its alrite i blame ur mother not you..maybe if she would have hugd u more u wouldnt have turnd out so mean an gay
youngprophecy
05-05-2008, 07:57 PM
i said u called your self gay
TECKN
05-05-2008, 07:59 PM
well he put mustard and gay in the same sentence, so basically your gay
+Hoodwigga
05-05-2008, 09:40 PM
very nice
sketch3
05-06-2008, 09:41 AM
in conclusion everyone who isnt sketch 3 is drippy cunt
youngprophecy
05-06-2008, 05:08 PM
your know your addicted to graff
when your write your english paper for school instead of putting to you put otr
-=AgA=-TrAnCe
05-06-2008, 05:28 PM
fucking so confusing arguemtn is other one.
like that.
yea?
ks./
HëRbN
05-06-2008, 05:55 PM
sometimes when i take a shit i sketch throwies or stickers instead of readin a book like a normal person.
XskeletorX
05-07-2008, 02:16 AM
hahahahah! ^
*cept*
05-07-2008, 02:40 AM
sometimes when i take a shit i sketch throwies or stickers instead of readin a book like a normal person.
sometimes? fuckin all the time. i keep a spiral in this little cabinet we have by the shitter.
Ginasa
05-07-2008, 07:23 PM
when you add Bombingscience as your homepage..
YourSistersMooseKnuckle
05-07-2008, 08:49 PM
when you steal your moms jewlery and pawn it to buy paint.
keenur
05-07-2008, 10:07 PM
^ YAH BUYING PAINT IS COOL!
lolz.
YourSistersMooseKnuckle
05-11-2008, 01:44 PM
when your life is destroyed.
sketch3
05-11-2008, 01:49 PM
when you steal your moms jewlery and pawn it to buy paint.
NO THIS HOW YOU KNOW UR AN IDIOT
sik_bomber
05-11-2008, 03:22 PM
When your too busy doing graffiti to go on bombing science.:D:D:D
.....wow i gotta get a life.
YourSistersMooseKnuckle
05-11-2008, 07:01 PM
NO THIS HOW YOU KNOW UR AN IDIOT
or just so dedicated nothing else matters.
anti-anti-crime
05-11-2008, 07:05 PM
when in skool, you start doing your handle on ur english paper and dont even notice your doing it untill the page is half full
sketch3
05-11-2008, 07:23 PM
or just so dedicated nothing else matters.
no no its not dedication ur just a fuckin moron
YourSistersMooseKnuckle
05-12-2008, 12:02 AM
Its all a matter of opinion. but in reality, I would rather steal your moms jewelery than mine but fuck it. someones jewels are getting stolen.
Spark391
05-14-2008, 01:48 PM
..when the psycho killer from movie Saw kidnaps you and he gives you to choose from cuting off your penis and eating it and leting a gorilla teabag you or loosing your blackbook, and you choose to cut off your penis and eat it and getting teabagged. That's when you are a bit addicted I think.
YourSistersMooseKnuckle
05-14-2008, 02:01 PM
^^^^
truth
...When you drive and hour and a half to the nearest trainyard 4 or 5 times a week...
Its wendesday and I have been twice this week and going tonight shit.
sketch3
05-14-2008, 02:28 PM
Its all a matter of opinion. but in reality, I would rather steal your moms jewelery than mine but fuck it. someones jewels are getting stolen.
first i know this is a graffiti site but saying ur dedicated to point were nothing eslse matters donst make you cool
second ur pussy, oh yea steal of ur mum to BUY paint,
why not just steal paint
SKILO1
05-14-2008, 07:17 PM
ya at school my writing is like ever few letters like a tag letter my teacher once said "thats for thugs with paint on the street is that wat u wanna be" i was like fuck u u fat whore
sketch3
05-14-2008, 07:20 PM
i bet that stoped her sterotyping there an then
SKILO1
05-14-2008, 07:25 PM
when graff is constantly on ur mind allllllll dayyyyyy.
SKILO1
05-14-2008, 07:31 PM
i cant believe someone hasnt said this when ur playin grand theft auto 4 and you just look for graff.
SKILO1
05-14-2008, 07:41 PM
when your walkin at scholl and drop ur book n all these papers come out with graff on them and ppl r like wtff?
The_NaMEz_BaNKz
05-14-2008, 07:44 PM
in gta 4 they over do the cope 2 throw up..wow..i hate his throw up now..and the indie one too..the same piece is on every fuckin alley its soo annoying
but ne way.. u know ur addicted when soem guy comes out the cut with a guy and says..either you suck my dick..or ima kill you and take ur paint..and ur still alive and u have ur paint ..ur addicted..lol
Grant
05-14-2008, 10:19 PM
like the GTA but worse
When you're playing Ghost Recon Advanced Warfare and look a the graff. In fake mexico. Or when you sew pockets in your hoodies specifically for markers and caps.
Batman_Onest
05-14-2008, 10:44 PM
When you tag up your own secret bat-cave.
MessTonic
05-14-2008, 10:59 PM
I'm Batman.
Batman_Onest
05-14-2008, 11:00 PM
No I am.
MessTonic
05-14-2008, 11:04 PM
The real Batman wouldnt make a username for everyone to see and track you, which proves im Batman and your not!
Batman_Onest
05-14-2008, 11:05 PM
Wrong.
I'm Batman.
MessTonic
05-14-2008, 11:08 PM
Robin, just because you've always had a hidden jelousy of my superior greatness doesnt mean you have to try and steal my identity.
-Batman
sketch3
05-15-2008, 11:44 AM
its obviously batman,
AlbertGore
05-15-2008, 11:46 AM
whan you do graff al lott and get caught a lot and do some more and more and repeat this cycle several million times
AlbertGore
05-15-2008, 11:47 AM
ish von schnitzell
all hail hitler
THE-REALIST
05-15-2008, 12:14 PM
you know you're addicted to graff when you manke markers and you try em out all around your house so when you go bomb they'll be working perfect..
or when you spend 60% of your pay check to get supplies to bomb the whole city..
Mean Mr.Mustard
05-15-2008, 12:14 PM
when you jerk off to your perfect pieces
Hobbes
05-15-2008, 03:02 PM
when instead of writing "wash me" on a dusty car you bust a handstyle
when you get up on your own car
Coda01
05-15-2008, 08:20 PM
when right after getting off with the girl you wonder if theres enough time before work to go bombing your local.
*done this a few occassions haha*
fuck sleep getting up is more important haha.
Mean Mr.Mustard
05-15-2008, 08:23 PM
when you talk with jerkoffs on a graffiti forum
ya im a hypocrite
Panda Jerk
05-15-2008, 08:28 PM
haha
when u have to poo but ur not going to go because yur waiting for replies on on BS
(give it up 400 posts)
u kno about these fourms lol
esco93
05-15-2008, 09:49 PM
^^^ 0_o what?
lol this is funny i do that alot
desokidd
06-07-2008, 08:34 PM
haha you know you addicted when you wack off to graffiti pictures
ESKiMO2
06-07-2008, 09:34 PM
haha you know you addicted when you wack off to graffiti pictures
That has been said so many times...
ANYWAY, When you start to love the smell of spray paint.
garbage down tha way
06-08-2008, 03:56 AM
hahahahahaahaha i dont know why that was funny.
when you look at ur book in school and realise you've been doing handstyles all over it without realising it
AcusE-BTS?
06-11-2008, 10:50 PM
When you reach into your pockets for a marker to hit something and you don't find anything... So you pick up a turd wrap it in a piece of newspaper and use it as a streak.
Speaking of which I really wish they would make a brown streak... I want a yellow/brown split.
i loled.
Hater-AiD~>
06-13-2008, 08:54 AM
when you spend 23 hours a day trying to make a sketch perfect
Flash_One
06-13-2008, 10:52 PM
you find the odd fat cap in your pocket
Hobbes
06-13-2008, 11:06 PM
you give yourself graff homework assignments at 3am
ie draw at least 1 throwie on each side of scrap paper 5 times, take a hit of weed, reapeat until weed is gone.
youngprophecy
06-14-2008, 01:36 AM
you know when your addicted to graff when the doctors call you back to resign your medical papers becasue you put your tag instead of you signiture
when you have a dresser drawer full of pink dots and another full of german outines and spend at least 2bills at a graff shop...no bullshit
Divine89
06-20-2008, 01:13 AM
...when you're laying in bed thinking of graff then JUST as you're about to fall asleep you think up a kickass lettering and wake up just to put it on a scrap of paper and end up drawing for the next 3-4 hours.
^^^^guilty:o
...when you're out running errands with some family members and start looking for places to hit up, find one and know the best way to get there. ie a rooftop with pipes leading to the roof.
^^^^guilty:o (i was with my grandma and saw this roof that had a second level to it and found the best way to get up there.)
what weird is ALOT of the previous things apply to almost every one on BS forums or will apply in a few days/weeks/years.
Nicht hellig
06-20-2008, 01:21 AM
When U Just Cant Fucking Stop!!!!!!!
hammer_time
06-20-2008, 01:28 AM
your out, forget the time and go home only cuz you notice the sun is coming up quickly
when you sketch throughout the night
anti-anti-crime
06-24-2008, 10:27 PM
when u go into a store and tell yourself "dont get paint, its just going to get taken by the P.O tommorow..." and after looking at one thing you go to the paint section and pick out colors...
azulman
06-24-2008, 10:41 PM
you know you're addicted when you turn in sketches you did on the homework instead of the actual homework
AcosOne
06-25-2008, 01:18 AM
when you know all the graffiti writers in your city by name and you can tell which tags have been there for how long
simple zen
06-25-2008, 07:55 PM
^^^ sounds like you live in a small town like me. i'm exactly like that only because there's pretty much nothing else to do here except bomb in chill spots for practice and look at new tags.
i think its when you randomly start drawing on everything you have haha
like my normal handwriting has changed and looks more like hand style then hand writing
when you take a diffrent route when you go somewhrere so you could see if anyone threw down ur tag.
u replay half life to
look at the handstyles.
So i've been throwin down some new shit with my n1gga bovis in the studio fo bout 3 weeks. so far we got down like one song and shitz steezy. lemme no how ya dig homie, put in a good word 4 ya motha 4 me. sheet
www.myspace.com/thugzvanilla (http://www.myspace.com/thugzvanilla)
(SoS)Viruz
06-27-2008, 01:06 PM
When you walk down a street and Notice every lil bit of Graff on the Walls.
hammer_time
06-27-2008, 01:26 PM
So i've been throwin down some new shit with my n1gga bovis in the studio fo bout 3 weeks. so far we got down like one song and shitz steezy. lemme no how ya dig homie, put in a good word 4 ya motha 4 me. sheet
www.myspace.com/thugzvanilla (http://www.myspace.com/thugzvanilla)
seeing as how fuckin horrible it is, im assuming its a joke, but even if its a joke its not funny.....not even a little bit
garbage down tha way
06-27-2008, 01:31 PM
you know your addicted to graff when your mom walks into your room as your penetrating your asshole with a spray paint can.
WoeInfinite
06-27-2008, 01:34 PM
when youre out, and your whole night is ruined cuz you see so many spots you KNOW you can get, but you left the marker at home...
Kimo13
06-29-2008, 04:46 PM
-when u can't sleep at night cause ur thinkin bout new ideas for pieces
-when ur girl bitches at u cause ur too busy bombin to pay attention to her
-when u go out and paint every single night
-when ur hands are so covered with paint u cant tell wut color its supposed to be
-when u walk out of a store with more than 15 cans of stolen paint
Kimo13
06-29-2008, 04:48 PM
when you have a dresser drawer full of pink dots and another full of german outines and spend at least 2bills at a graff shop...no bullshit
u pay fo yo shit... why not just bag all ur shit up, homie???
The_NaMEz_BaNKz
06-29-2008, 04:49 PM
when youre out, and your whole night is ruined cuz you see so many spots you KNOW you can get, but you left the marker at home...
happens to me alot lmfao
moosekee
06-29-2008, 09:07 PM
when you get roped and your thinkin of ur next spot to hit up when u get out free lol
RAWKET
06-29-2008, 10:23 PM
When You Go To A Graffiti Forum And Fight With 16 Year Old Kids Over Which Paint Is Best On Cattle
sham->
07-03-2008, 12:44 AM
when you go around every sink in the house spraying x14 over and over agian pretending its a can with a fat cap
WoeInfinite
07-03-2008, 12:51 AM
when you waste a can of shaving cream in the shower cuz your practicing throwups on the wall...
Bazer
07-03-2008, 01:42 AM
^^ thats almost like when you practice your handstyles on the mirror that gets fogged from a hot shower.
WoeInfinite
07-03-2008, 01:45 AM
haha i do that too.
and my mom gets mad cuz "i leave streaks on the mirror"
nero112
07-03-2008, 02:09 AM
when uve sucked dick for paint.. just me? . thats how hardcore i roll
Nino Brown
07-03-2008, 03:24 AM
no country for old men, 30 days of night....both kinda fucked up naah meeeeeann
WoeInfinite
07-05-2008, 12:59 PM
when you practice tags in ketchup on cheeseburgers..
=.="
letsgobombin
07-05-2008, 02:01 PM
when you do your tag in anything that sprays
remos
07-05-2008, 02:12 PM
when youre out, and your whole night is ruined cuz you see so many spots you KNOW you can get, but you left the marker at home...
ive learned to bring at least one everywhere i go for this exact reason:)
WoeInfinite
07-05-2008, 02:23 PM
yeha i learned that lesson too.
i brought a fucking marker to the movies, like wtf am i gonna do there?
but i know if i didnt, id see some dope spot.
haha
remos
07-05-2008, 02:28 PM
yeah like i was out with some friends and it ended up me and my buddy walkin home and like all these boxes were buffed and no one was out and neither of us had one
i was so fucking pissed
but energy drinks and trailer park boys fixed that
WoeInfinite
07-05-2008, 02:32 PM
hahaha nice.
rekon
07-06-2008, 02:28 AM
when u cry if u dont express urself
IlikePie
07-06-2008, 02:37 AM
When you take months off of graffiti, because you're a lazy fuck.
Yeah, that's how addicted I am :)
And seriously, I would headbutt the first kid I saw tagging a burger with ketchup.
Roolete
07-06-2008, 02:50 AM
someone did a ketchup tag "soulja boy" on a wall at my school last year, and it took them longer to buff it then markers
Nine9
07-06-2008, 03:33 AM
When you hear news reports about bombing in the middle east and you imagine ragheads getting up.
WoeInfinite
07-06-2008, 02:26 PM
^ hahahaha
and Roolete,yeah this kid did like a piece in pencil in a stairwell..and that stood up all year, and when someone did something with a pilot they were quicker to paint over that..
TheDeadMethod
07-07-2008, 01:19 AM
when you spend hours on google earth following rivers to find bridge and tunnel spots.
anti-anti-crime
07-07-2008, 06:50 PM
when instead of listening to people telling you whats going on that night while in a car,your looking out for tags.
WoeInfinite
07-07-2008, 06:58 PM
when you drive, and every overpass you go by, you look under to see if theres a piece, and you turn around to see the other side...
DANGEROUS
When you spend more time in the shower practicing your tags than you do washin up.
Look@it2x
07-07-2008, 07:16 PM
when you use a handstyle instead of a signature on your driver's licesense
injury
07-07-2008, 10:58 PM
-when you think about buying a gps to mark spots that look tight as you drive by them, so that if you ever drive by there again, you'll know where the spot is
-when you check every aerosol product in your house (and other people's houses too!) for caps
-when you are PERSONALLY offended by a buffed wall
ColdBlooded
07-19-2008, 06:19 AM
When I masterbate to graffiti?
freka
07-19-2008, 08:19 AM
when on the train your looking out for spots all the way to your destination ignorin everyone
when you get arested and do a scratchie on the cell wal with your zip
Hobbes
07-19-2008, 04:04 PM
-when you are PERSONALLY offended by a buffed wall
bump that motherfucking shit, who the fuck do they think they are? I wanted to see that shit and thats all that matters, not like buffman puts his name up...useless.
you know your addicted to graff when you constantly practice while getting service hours done...for graff.
CreetchaFeetcha22
07-19-2008, 04:11 PM
When you beat your meat just so you can tag with your jizz...
lolumad?
07-19-2008, 04:47 PM
while im at work washing shelves and tables i do it in the motion of tags, and it streaks on.
anti-anti-crime
07-20-2008, 09:16 PM
when taking your piss test for the first time, you look at the cup and think "would this make a good mop?"
when everything starts to look like it was put there simply for you to climb on
ESKiMO2
07-20-2008, 09:41 PM
Whenever you walk out of an elevator it's covered in tags.
Alchohlics_Anonymous
07-20-2008, 10:38 PM
When I masterbate to graffiti?
What the fuck?
When you spend a hard earned weeks paycheck on paint, caps, etc. only to run out of everything over the weekend...
sc zombie
07-21-2008, 06:58 PM
When your parents show you home videos of you saying your first word: "tag".
you cant walk into any kind of hardware store without stealing something or planning how you would steal something,
you do A LOT of drugs or no drugs/drink whatsoever
you duck whenever a cop car comes past and get nervous around police at all times
70% of your wardrobe has ink, paint or blood stains on it
whenever you see a three letter combination you start thinking up crew names for it
you tag with polish while your using it
whenever you get lost you can always find a train station...abandoned or in use.
JA ONE>Ja Rule
you dont feel like explaining anything about anything
you chuckle everytime you drive past Toys R Us.
yeahhh im bored.
simple zen
07-22-2008, 01:57 AM
when you go up to a guy at the pool hall and say, "ay man, sorry to bother you, but do you have a spare marker?" shit's happened.
like fucking cigarettes or some shit.
sc zombie
07-22-2008, 02:20 AM
When you have a fat cap lodged up your corn hole
did I take it too far, or not far enough?
simple zen
07-22-2008, 02:27 AM
most of these replies are funny as fuck.
Ekos1nr
07-22-2008, 02:27 AM
when you try an pump ur cock like a dalo
i think its gone as far as that fat cap man
lol
Spraycan Stories
07-22-2008, 02:29 AM
When you buy an expensive digital camera just to take random graff pics from around the city
Ekos1nr
07-22-2008, 02:44 AM
man u aint addicted
just kinda dumb
Look@it2x
07-22-2008, 03:29 AM
hahahah^
When your grandand wakes up with your tag on his forhead..
scribblescrabble
09-16-2008, 04:02 PM
when u think all words are boring unless theyer colored and on a wall
Divine89
09-16-2008, 10:38 PM
...when your at school in your first hour ceramics class, your teacher opens a door to the supply room and there's 5-6 cans of krylon, and it sets off your spidey senses. Then for the rest of the class these are your thoughts "i bet you that i could run over there, grab all those and stuff them in my backpack and the teacher'd never notice til she went to get a can."
^^^ happened to me today. i could see red, black, blue, and yellow
:o
MF The Super Villain
09-16-2008, 10:52 PM
When your bombing on front street spots in the middle of the MF day! Or when you mix so much ink your bathroom sink is stained to where the white porcilin is an empty grayish color that reminds you of all the regret in your life. Or when you spend all of your cream on cans for one bad butt piece and you have no more loot for tree or any fun shit for the rest of the month, so you end up racking paint and fronting bud untill your next check.
UnConscious
09-16-2008, 10:59 PM
wen ud rather go bombin than get pussy
i wouldnt do it but u kno ur addicted to graff wen u do...
MontanaPainter
09-16-2008, 11:10 PM
you shit out caps
Newkidontheblock
09-17-2008, 12:24 PM
-When your on this websitr when you should be doin a research paper that is over half your marking period grade... (Doin that right now)
-When the only reason you apply for that job is because its next to a paint store.
-When you daydream about taggin the whole hallway in your school.
-When the clerk at the local paint shop knows you by first name.
-Even if you have seen the piece a million times you still have to look at it.
-When you cast throws and tags in your school books.
-When you ask your boss at your job to buy you paint.
-When you ask your aunt to run to the store and get you paint becuase your to lazy and you want to go bombin that night.
sketch3
09-17-2008, 12:44 PM
I cook up my letter structer in a spoon and ingect that shit yo.
poloaddict
09-17-2008, 07:49 PM
when you get bagged a couple times and continue to bomb like its all good
kroc_oner
09-17-2008, 07:52 PM
when you touch yourself at night to pics of montana cans and burners
when u fail a grade because all u did was sketch true story
ESKiMO2
09-17-2008, 08:54 PM
When you bring your OTR paint marker to court. haha I would have. I got to talk to the fuckin' clerk magistrate or some shit.
-When your on this websitr when you should be doin a research paper that is over half your marking period grade... (Doin that right now)
-When the only reason you apply for that job is because its next to a paint store.
-When you daydream about taggin the whole hallway in your school.
-When the clerk at the local paint shop knows you by first name.
-Even if you have seen the piece a million times you still have to look at it.
-When you cast throws and tags in your school books.
-When you ask your boss at your job to buy you paint.
-When you ask your aunt to run to the store and get you paint becuase your to lazy and you want to go bombin that night.
:p
ugotfdinthea
09-17-2008, 11:32 PM
When you spend more time in the shower practicing your tags than you do washin up.
i fucking do that man
you know when you come out of the shower and u can see all the practice tags youve done on it from previous showers before
when you miss your buss stop becuase your lookin at alleys and street signs
when there is some paint on every pair of jeans you have
when you come home with ink on your hands from writin all day and your moms asks you what its from and you say art
when you steal paint from your art room
when basically every paper on your desk is full of tags n throws
ObeyTheMustard
09-20-2008, 08:42 PM
When your valspar paint starts to smell like licorice or however its spelled.
~~>ANTIK<~~
09-20-2008, 09:20 PM
when you see a wall that got buffed and u still go up to it really close to see if u can tell what used to be there...
when u see a pik of a really hot naked chick and u think how much finer she would be if there was a dope piece on her...
or u go on www.shriiimp.com just to look at da graff...
haha or u sketch a sick ass piece and u go show ur mom becuz u kno she will think its kool... then u tell her how u wanna put it up on a wall and she laughs because she thinks ur joking...
get a grip!
09-20-2008, 09:23 PM
when you notice how gay ANTIK is.
~~>ANTIK<~~
09-20-2008, 09:37 PM
when you notice how gay ANTIK is.
fuk u little faggot... get off my nuts nd quit talkin shyt on random ppl u fukn hater... who da fuk r u anyways?? r u jus tryin 2 start shyt??
BobSagetOner
09-20-2008, 11:13 PM
When you don't enjoy doing anything other then painting.
sheltr
09-20-2008, 11:59 PM
when u use the money u have to paint instead of using it for food
Ayber
09-21-2008, 12:11 AM
When you walk into the bathroom and theirs already a blackbook,pencil and eraser in there
Ayber
09-21-2008, 12:13 AM
When you notice buff marks and wonder who got up
Ayber
09-21-2008, 12:15 AM
When you think holloween is the greatest holiday in the world. simply cause you can run around AT NIGHT WITH A MASK/BANDANA AND NOT GET QUESTIONED!!!
ESKiMO2
09-21-2008, 12:15 AM
When you walk into the bathroom and theirs already a blackbook,pencil and eraser in there
:confused:
Sadistic.Child
09-21-2008, 12:19 AM
When you walk into the bathroom and theirs already a blackbook,pencil and eraser in there
doesnt mean your addicted. means your stalked... and you dont get up cause its a blackbook their for youre not addicted.
when you ask a girl if she likes graff before you start to mac on her
get a grip!
09-21-2008, 12:59 AM
When you walk into the bathroom and theirs already a blackbook,pencil and eraser in there
i think he means he keeps one by his toilet so when he is taking a shit he can sketch.
Sadistic.Child
09-21-2008, 01:01 AM
makes sense... :)
Ayber
09-21-2008, 01:21 AM
haha glad someone got me!
MontanaPainter
09-21-2008, 01:27 AM
fuk u little faggot... get off my nuts nd quit talkin shyt on random ppl u fukn hater... who da fuk r u anyways?? r u jus tryin 2 start shyt??
i want to shart shit
fag
AVANDALNAMEDGNAR
09-21-2008, 02:21 AM
man, u know your addicted to graff, when your asked to sign something and you start to throw your tag on there by accident...yeah...
Scheme*119
09-22-2008, 09:26 AM
when youre willing to fight someone who youve known for 7 years just to pocket those beltons his toy ass has been showing off but not using
when you start to dream about graff
when you stop hating on kids and start trying to help them with their style
when you listen to music and the only thing that decides if you like it or not is if you can paint to it
when youre willing to start dropping acid again because writers block is so wack
when you know someone whos a good artist you try to get them into graff
you have groupies
when you take law just so you can know how to handle the boys
when you get no sleep at night, even when youre not going out, your body is just used to it
when you get to the point where you go "buying my paint doesnt make me a toy, its not how i get it, its what i do with it"
when youre looking at the branches of a tree and you see letters
when youll sit at spot for 3 hours just to meet "that kid"
when you ask your girlfriends dad if he writes because you see he has way too many cans in his house
when you go out and hit freights with your girlfriends dad
when your crew becomes your only true friends
Hobbes
09-22-2008, 02:23 PM
when you ask your girlfriends dad if he writes because you see he has way too many cans in his house
when you go out and hit freights with your girlfriends dad
ROFL, thats pretty dope.
I like the "when you stop hating on kids and start trying to help them with their style" one too 'cause I've always tried to introduce people into things I'm addicted to so I can share the awesomeness.
You know your addicted when you can see your tag on blank walls.
When you draw with your mind, practically hallucinating.
When you start training yourself to basically become a modern day ninja so you can run fast, climb shit fast, and defend yourself.
When you practice talking to authorities, ie what would you say in court if you got caught?
When you build cases, ie starting ghost names with completely different styles and contemplating the best ways to efficiently, and quickly destroy evidence (loose papers can be crumpled and run under the faucet before you flush it, so it doesn't clog...)
When you practice bombing at home, ie walking quickly from wall to wall doing the motion of your tag/throwie and timing yourself to see how many ups you can get in a small area in under a minute.
delliproof
09-22-2008, 05:30 PM
when your restless till that new pen is off your checklist.
punk28
09-22-2008, 07:38 PM
when you get so fucking dizzy u pass out from inhaling to much fumes.
AVANDALNAMEDGNAR
09-22-2008, 07:51 PM
"when you stop hating on kids and start trying to help them with their style"
"when you listen to music and the only thing that decides if you like it or not is if you can paint to it"
Those two things fasho, yo
A few more
You know your an addict when:
Your pant legs are covered in either tags or throw ups
When you lay your game on a chick you ask her "so what do you think of graffiti?" and base how things go solely on her answer
You get into a heated argument with your art teacher cause he called your graffiti-inspired painting "shame-art"
You have like 5 different names, just to throw off the police and general public....yeah
lolumad?
09-22-2008, 09:28 PM
if your pant legs are covered with tags or throws your just a faggot.
markingz.
09-22-2008, 10:44 PM
when you start looking at random people on the street and asking yourself do they look like they write or not.
RezOner..
09-22-2008, 11:21 PM
when you start looking at random people on the street and asking yourself do they look like they write or not.
I look at random people on the street and say, "I wonder if they're a jew'
Doesn't mean I'm addicted to jews
AVANDALNAMEDGNAR
09-22-2008, 11:26 PM
"lolumad?" man..u hurt my feelings man...faggot? man thats a big boy word right there...
man whats with all the beef yo? just here for graff and nuttin else man...lay off..yeah
ugotfdinthea
09-22-2008, 11:58 PM
this has already been said but
when u go past a bridge in a car and look at the front side of the bridge for throws or tags and turn around and look at th other side
when the first thing you ask your friend when you go to a mall is i"dude is there a micheals nearby?"
when you go to a skate park to skate but you end up on the copin lookin at a throw in the bowl
when you notice everytime an old piece or tag isnt there or when there is a new electrical box
RetroLikeWhoa13
09-23-2008, 07:15 PM
when you start looking at random people on the street and asking yourself do they look like they write or not.
i do this alot.
it gets risky though because there are kids here who wear writer's clothing lines and just think its cool.
and then your like "do you write?"
and they say "no, do you?"
and then you say "uhhh, i gotta go."
and they say "wait...can i suck your dick?"
and then i have to run. running with a bookbag full of books isnt fun.
Scheme*119
09-24-2008, 12:38 PM
yeah, thats what basicly happens everytime
iLLmatiCC BtH
09-24-2008, 03:43 PM
...when your regular handwriting starts to look like your graff style because you do it so much.
yeah. I pretty much tag all my in class notes cause I can't stop. I'm always asked, "Why do you do your A's like that?"
In highschool my teacher, after i finished writing on the board, would say, "Okay so now lets move onto this vandalism done by Dennis" as a joke but he def knew.
You know you're addicted when you are scared to look at your cans because you know you will walk out with one and hit sh1t up.
Divine89
09-24-2008, 06:17 PM
When your valspar paint starts to smell like licorice or however its spelled.
:D lol i thought i was the only one who thought that it smelled like licroice!
THAT BOY DOWN THE BLOCK
09-26-2008, 03:59 PM
i do this alot.
it gets risky though because there are kids here who wear writer's clothing lines and just think its cool.
and then your like "do you write?"
and they say "no, do you?"
and then you say "uhhh, i gotta go."
and they say "wait...can i suck your dick?"
and then i have to run. running with a bookbag full of books isnt fun.
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Therealmaddhatter
09-27-2008, 01:47 AM
-when u see some paint in your dealers house and do some throws on a busy over pass, while a train is going by, with two dimes, and a fist full of canadian dollar bills.
acereborn
09-27-2008, 01:52 AM
thats right guys... not 1 dime.... but TWO
Scheme*119
09-27-2008, 10:13 AM
Whoa! The fact that he didnt just ask for a dub makes it so gangster extreeeeme
Therealmaddhatter
09-27-2008, 12:31 PM
ya from what i heard the dude didn't know crap.
When you only have 2 or 3 shirts that aren't stained with paint or ink.
simple zen
09-28-2008, 10:23 PM
Whoa! The fact that he didnt just ask for a dub makes it so gangster extreeeeme
you eat dicks? he was referring to two slutty females. at least i think.
no beef no beef no beef don't fight me don't fight me don't fight me.
Scheme*119
09-28-2008, 10:25 PM
you eat dicks? he was referring to two slutty females. at least i think.
no beef no beef no beef don't fight me don't fight me don't fight me.
chill out
simple zen
09-28-2008, 10:28 PM
i've been chilled.
you know you're addicted to graffiti when you ride the train across two counties and back in the same day just to look at graffsterz all day.
framin-It
09-28-2008, 10:43 PM
when you walk down the street useing your finger to do tags in the air
Panda Jerk
09-28-2008, 10:46 PM
no when uu do that u just look like a kook
framin-It
09-28-2008, 10:51 PM
haha true, hows, when you have a marker stashed in every car you ride or drive in
you told your mom to work at a craft store for free paint mops and ink
every friday you go to the paint section and the undercover shopper is waiting for you
when you get put in a jail cell and you etch your handstyle into the bench, true say.
simple zen
09-28-2008, 10:54 PM
when you walk down the street useing your finger to do tags in the air
nah
framin-It
09-28-2008, 10:56 PM
when you get arested and do a scratchie on the cell wal with your zip
HAHAH sorry for the dubble post, but this is exactly what i was talking about.
Scheme*119
09-28-2008, 10:56 PM
haha true, hows, when you have a marker stashed in every car you ride or drive in
you told your mom to work at a craft store for free paint mops and ink
every friday you go to the paint section and the undercover shopper is waiting for you
when you get put in a jail cell and you etch your handstyle into the bench, true say.
haha i etched "free craek" on the bench i was sitting on in the courtroom while my friend (craek) was on trial
simple zen
09-28-2008, 10:58 PM
haha true, hows, when you have a marker stashed in every car you ride or drive in
you told your mom to work at a craft store for free paint mops and ink
every friday you go to the paint section and the undercover shopper is waiting for you
when you get put in a jail cell and you etch your handstyle into the bench, true say.
good looks on informing your mother about your lifestyle
Panda Jerk
09-28-2008, 10:58 PM
haha thats sick
framin-It
09-28-2008, 11:00 PM
good looks on informing your mother about your lifestyle
back then, its not like i could hid it liveing under her roof. but hey, i still get free shit al the time:D
simple zen
09-28-2008, 11:04 PM
if you could push heroin, roxys, coke, bars, and bud at the age of sixteen under the roof of your parents like this one dude i know, i'm sure you can write on a wall or two without them knowing.
Panda Jerk
09-28-2008, 11:07 PM
youll know when yur addicted
framin-It
09-28-2008, 11:08 PM
if you could push heroin, roxys, coke, bars, and bud at the age of sixteen under the roof of your parents like this one dude i know, i'm sure you can write on a wall or two without them knowing.
im tellin you dude, you cant hide milk creats, thats with an S of paint, i mean like 3 or 4 full at any time. my room destoryed. people comming over with books, tool boxes and tool boxes of markers, evry time you haver a docter appoiment, you come home with 3 boxes of gloves, and not one shirt doesnt have a paint or ink stain......she knew.....plues the cats out of the bag after you get nabed.
Hobbes
09-28-2008, 11:13 PM
eh, simple zen it isn't so easy for everyone to hide their lifestyle from their parents...if you do enough graff your parents are going to find out once you get arrested, and everyone who actually gets up is gonna get picked up a time or too, its whether or not that stops you from writing which determines how addicted to graff you really are.
not everyone has the type of parents who just turns their heads and accepts "going out" as an answer to "where are you going?"
simple zen
09-28-2008, 11:27 PM
im tellin you dude, you cant hide milk creats, thats with an S of paint, i mean like 3 or 4 full at any time. my room destoryed. people comming over with books, tool boxes and tool boxes of markers, evry time you haver a docter appoiment, you come home with 3 boxes of gloves, and not one shirt doesnt have a paint or ink stain......she knew.....plues the cats out of the bag after you get nabed.
you determine what's considered contraband. you don't need to keep ghetto krink in your room. and it's not contraband, but you sure as hell can prevent ink from getting on clothes that your parents will see you in.
eh, simple zen it isn't so easy for everyone to hide their lifestyle from their parents...if you do enough graff your parents are going to find out once you get arrested, and everyone who actually gets up is gonna get picked up a time or too, its whether or not that stops you from writing which determines how addicted to graff you really are.
not everyone has the type of parents who just turns their heads and accepts "going out" as an answer to "where are you going?"
you'd be surprised man. if you're determined enough to do what you want, you'll make an excuse for every time you're going out. what you're doing, who you'll be with, what place you're chillin' at. a fucking four year old can make up a scenario. and i feel you about the getting arrested tip, but there's this writer around here who's hit every highway soundwall damn near it seems like, he's never been arrested. if you're a stupid fuck, you'll let papsys and mamsys find their way into your lifestyle and what you're about.
ever sit in a room full of people and think "they don't know my dick was just in a vagina" or "they don't know i'm super stoned" or "they don't know i just killed a man" or something of the sort? i understand that some people feel so cool they can't keep it contained, but you should be what you speak, and never speak on what you be.
Hobbes
09-29-2008, 01:11 AM
Dude...addiction means you don't got no control over it.
When you are addicted, you get sloppy.
When you keep supplies in your room/car, moms might find them, like my mom when she asked what the rattling in the backpack in my car was, never figured she would go in my car because she don't know how to drive stick...was asleep when she copped my keys to move it.
Not everyone is so good at making up excuses, especially when you don't really got friends and can't just say "Oh I'm hangin' out with so 'n so" so you just say something dumb like "getting gas" or "goin' to skateboard" then come back 30min later after you hit a single wall.
Everyone's situation is different, I promise you its not possible for everyone to hide.
Not to mention the smells that sometimes arise, leading your parents to think you are huffing lol
Just 'cause you've had an easier time with it...doesn't mean everyone has parents that are dim.
And certain areas are simply harder to get arrested in, try havin' the small-town bomber blues, shit sucks. You can't really establish yourself in a small town without gettin' popped.
Hobbes
09-29-2008, 01:12 AM
Dude...addiction means you don't got no control over it.
When you are addicted, you get sloppy.
When you keep supplies in your room/car, moms might find them, like my mom when she asked what the rattling in the backpack in my car was, never figured she would go in my car because she don't know how to drive stick...was asleep when she copped my keys to move it.
Not everyone is so good at making up excuses, especially when you don't really got friends and can't just say "Oh I'm hangin' out with so 'n so" so you just say something dumb like "getting gas" or "goin' to skateboard" then come back 30min later after you hit a single wall.
Everyone's situation is different, I promise you its not possible for everyone to hide.
Not to mention the smells that sometimes arise, leading your parents to think you are huffing lol
Just 'cause you've had an easier time with it...doesn't mean everyone has parents that are dim.
And certain areas are simply harder to get arrested in, try havin' the small-town bomber blues, shit sucks. You can't really establish yourself in a small town without gettin' popped.
osnapizzel
09-29-2008, 02:43 PM
nah man thats pussy, fuck it finish that shit when the bitch leaves
Scheme*119
10-01-2008, 12:35 PM
or sketch while getting your shit wet...bitches
LeftyBCinestir
10-03-2008, 12:26 AM
...when you're tagging up your tickets, and scratching your name on the wall of your holding cell.
~~>ANTIK<~~
10-03-2008, 01:16 AM
wen u hav over a thousand posts on dis website...
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