Jokes...

[BANG BRO]

WHY DO ******S CALL WHITES HONKEYS?

























































CUZ ITS THE LAST THING THEY HEAR BEFORE WE RUN EM OVER

[*570 Ambush]

when ever im bored in school i say wow this is more boring than playing marco polo with helen keller.

[**MATEO**]

Originally posted by WIZDUM@Jul 29 2006, 03:41 PM
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
-Nothin you already told her twice.

This is gold my friend.

[NICCSACC]

how do you keep little black children from jumping on the bed?

put velcro on the ceiling.

[morningglory]

awesome hahahahaha

[Im_gonna_skullfuck_you]

Originally posted by *570 Ambush@Jul 29 2006, 04:51 PM
when ever im bored in school i say wow this is more boring than playing marco polo with helen keller.
now arent you just as cool as AIDS

[NICCSACC]

why are black peoples palms white?

cuz when god sprayed em black they had their hands on the hood of a cop car.

[NICCSACC]

why do mexicans put those tiny chain steering wheels in their lowriders?

so they can drive with the handcuffs on.

[WIZDUM]

Why did hitler kill himself?
-He got the gas bill

What did hitler get his niece for her birthday?
-An easy bake oven

Dont hate me!!!

[BANG BRO]

why do mexicans drive lowriders























































so they can pick cabbage and look cool at the same time

[morningglory]

ahhaha best ever mexiacn joke

[-=AgA=-TrAnCe]

Originally posted by WIZDUM@Jul 29 2006, 03:41 PM
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
-Nothin you already told her twice.

How do you tell if an asian has robbed your house?
-Your homework is done, your computer is fixed , but an hour later the fucker is still trying to back outta your driveway.
hahahahahaha :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

gold B)

[fannypack uprock]

whats the difference between dead babies and a cadillac?












i dont dream about a cadillac!

[obseen]

whats the best thing about 28 year olds
theres only 20 of them

[morningglory]

thats my joke... and u told it wrong... its thers 20 of em :D

[obseen]

o im sorry
heres another one

2 elephants and a snake fell off a cliff

d-dum-sssss

[some guy from NCI...]

Hahahaha that elephant/snake one is jokes obseen!!!

I cracked up for like 2 straight mins! :D saaafe!

[Im_gonna_skullfuck_you]

what do you call something with 5 legs 3 eyes and a tongue?








a snowmobile ... duh

damn i'm awesomely spectacular

[E-Terror]

Originally posted by obseen@Jul 30 2006, 09:31 AM
o im sorry
heres another one

2 elephants and a snake fell off a cliff

d-dum-sssss
i dont get it

[whoarethereal evil]

what dya call sum 1 with 17 legs 2 heads an 1 arm





a lier

[E-Terror]

what do you call that last joke?



fucking stupid






get it?

[sika_2002]

Q: Why does the husband always bring boiling water at a birth?
A: In case the baby dies, he can make soup.

Q : What's the worst thing a blind, deaf baby can get for Christmas ?
A : Cancer

Q : What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's cot?
A : A Pedophile's ass.

Q: What do vegetarian dingo's eat?
A: Cabbage patch kids.

Q: What do you call a baby on a stick?
A: A Kebabie.

Q: What do you call a baby on a stick with no kidneys?
A: Donor Kebabie.

Q: What did the mother say to the baby on a stick that was crying?
A: "Shush, Kebabie!"

Q: What is the definition of revenge?
A: A baby with a dingo in its mouth.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?
A: You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.

Q. What is brown and keeps it's juices in?
A. A baby in an oven bag.

Q: How do you spoil a baby?
A: Leave it out in the sun.

Q: Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
A: Dead babies make the best chum.

Q: What's charred black and smells really bad?
A: A baby playing with a blow torch.

Q. What was the baby doing on the wall?
A. Playing darts. It was the board.

Q. What was the baby doing on the table?
A. Lying on its tummy. It was the pin cushion.

Q: What is 18" long, cold and stiff, and makes a woman scream in the morning?
A: Crib death.

Q: What's worse (or more fun) than a dead baby in art class?
A: Pinning it up on the bulletin board.

Q: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

Q: What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of placenta?
A: You can't gargle gravel.

Q: What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?
A: Sticking pins in their eyes.

[E-Terror]

some of those wernt that funny.

like, not cause they were in bad taste, they were just poorly constructed jokes

kinda like this one

what would you call the flintstones if they were black?


******s

[C H E N Z O]

wits the difference between a jew and a pizza ?!?

jews dont scream wen ye put them in the oven.



how dae ye no that a blondes been usin ur computer ?!?

theres tip-ex (white out ?) all over the screen.



y do black cunts have white hands ?!?

cos theres a little bit a gd in every one.



wits the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb ?!?

ye can un-screw a light bulb.

[sika_2002]

yeh havik i stole em from another site

[Struk]

What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees

What's grosser than gross?
A garbage can full of dead babies.

What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.

What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way to freedom.

What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.

loll :lol:

[Struk]

What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler! loll

What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table. haha

peace

["-STRAY?-"]

^^^lol damn i was gunna post sum dead baby jokes but u jus took em all.

[Struk]

haha woord up :lol:

[E-Terror]

dead baby jokes are playedout

[FaultO]

Originally posted by E-Terror@Jul 30 2006, 01:20 PM
dead baby jokes are playedout
yep, and those fuckin chuck norris jokes too... though i never found those funny in the first place.

[E-Terror]

http://www.prosieben.de/imperia/md/images/spielfilm_und_serie/scrubs/200_225/09_scrubs_200_225_ProSieben.jpg
what has two thumbs and dosent give a shit

[**MATEO**]

Originally posted by NICCSACC@Jul 29 2006, 05:40 PM
why are black peoples palms white?

cuz when god sprayed em black they had their hands on the hood of a cop car.
Hahaha.

[sloppymouthsex]

whats pink red silver and runs into walls?
a baby with forks in its eyes

whats pink red sizzling and scratches at the window?
a baby in a microwave

[clockworkfuse]

whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

a hooker can washt heir crack and sell it again:O

[KaL1]

uhh i cant think of any now soo

tulsa is a slut backwords and a slut backwords is 500$

[segway]

lemme go slip on my lollerskates so i can train for the lolympics

[scOpeOne]

Originally posted by Im_gonna_skullfuck_you+Jul 29 2006, 05:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Im_gonna_skullfuck_you @ Jul 29 2006, 05:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-*570 Ambush@Jul 29 2006, 04:51 PM
when ever im bored in school i say wow this is more boring than playing marco polo with helen keller.
now arent you just as cool as AIDS [/b][/quote]
why was helen keller a terrible driver?

she was a woman

[afek]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

[myl]

now this is a true story right here...has to do with dead baby jokes. this guy i work with told me this story. his friend took some chick out on a date and shit and he started telling her dead baby jokes. little did he know, the chick had a miscarraige not too long before that. no lie this really happened.

[afek]

eww that would suck

[Ume]

womens rights.

[dotone]

gay marriage

[some guy from NCI...]

This guy goes into a restaurant looking to play the piano there whilst people eat.

So he asks to see the managager, the manager comes down, and they chat about the job.

The manager asks if he could hear the guy play the piano.

So the guy sits down, and busts out some really good jazz music, everyone starts dancing and really impressed by this pianist.

The manager asks what the songs called, the guy says "its called, 'i came all over my wife tit whilst I had my fingers up her ass'"... Tha manager looked quite shocked and said ok well why dont you play me another one of your songs.

The guy sat down and started playing some amazing blues, the chefs in the back were crying because the music was so moving... The mangager asks the song name and the guy says 'its called ' I fucked all the virgins in a catholic school''... The manager looked shocked again and said

'look, I'll give you the job because you're really good... but you're not allowed to tell anyone the names of your songs ok?'

The guy said ok and started work the next day.

As he was playign away and everyone was dancing to his songs, some fit lady came up to him. This amazing lady with nice juicy breasts and a plump booty. She leant over him and started strokin his leg whilst he was playing... naturally, he had to go and beat one off.

So he ran to the toilets and had a quick wank, then he ran back to the piano and continued getting groped by the lady...

The lady looked at him oddly and said 'umm... excuse me... do you know your dicks hanging out and cum's dripping on your shoe?'

The guy smiled at her and replied, 'know it... I wrote it :D :D :D :D :D '

READ IT!!!! Dont think the joke is too long! it aint!
Funniest joke in teh w0rld!!!

[Paint Magic]

lmao ^^^^

[Struk]

haha woord!

[anarchy]

hahaha

[afek]

Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama so slutty, she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!

[-=AgA=-TrAnCe]

Originally posted by zink-dt..@Jul 24 2006, 08:55 AM
how do you get a 1 arm blonde out of a tree........










....wave
pure gold man!

[zink-dt..]

why do women have small feet?











so they can get closer to the kitchen sink!













why do women get maried in white?


















so they can match the kitchen appliances!

[Clear Fruit Nectar]

jokes?
aga trance

[Frantastic]

Once upon a time, there was a man stranded on an island. One day the man came upon a magic lamp; so he rubbed it, and a genie appeared.

The genie said, "Since you've awaken me from my perpetual sleep, I will grant you three wishes"

The man said, "Ok, for my first wish I want to leave this island and have all the money in the world." So he left the island, and was extremely wealthy.

For his second wish, the man proclaimed, "Now I want to be surrounded by many beautiful women." And voila! there were bitches all over the place.

For his last and final wish the man said," Ok, since I have all these women I want a dick that's long enough to touch the floor."











So the genie chopped off his legs. :lol:

[i_dont_have_a_name]

hehah
damn didnt see that soming coming

[magic nyc]

lol i got a blonde one



Two blondes are arguing over shit. The first blondes like which is farther, Florida or the moon? The other blonde is like "well thats a stupid question you cant see florida now can you.

Lol, another one.


Blonde astronut is like "Im going to be the first one to land on the sun" and the scientist is like "you cant its too hot you'll burn to death", so the blonde is like "Thats okay, I'll just go at night"
k.lol

[Frantastic]

hahahaha

[SoDamnFresh]

2 nuns in a bath, one says to the other 'where's the soap?'
the other says 'yes it does, doesn't it'

[E-Terror]

what

[TalibKweli]

Originally posted by NICCSACC@Jul 29 2006, 04:45 PM
why is asprin white?

cuz people want it to work.
:lol:



Q: How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Juan











my brain is on stand by, thats all i got :(

[FaultO]

Originally posted by SoDamnFresh@Aug 16 2006, 10:08 AM
2 nuns in a bath, one says to the other 'where's the soap?'
the other says 'yes it does, doesn't it'
and here we have an example of what eating lead paint chips does.

simply retarded.

[SoDamnFresh]

Originally posted by E-Terror@Aug 16 2006, 10:20 AM
what
OK,i'll explain...

the 2nd nun thought the first one said 'Wears the soap'... as in wears the soap down when you rub it on your pussy...

whatever. Its funny because people dont get it.

[toxus]

Q: Why was 6 scared of 7?


A: Cause 7 8 9

[TalibKweli]

:lol:


Q: how do ya make a kleenex dance?



A: Put a lil boogie in it

[toxus]

Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number.

[GeSuS_KRiST]

Originally posted by TalibKweli@Aug 16 2006, 03:30 PM
Q: How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Juan
hahahaha
ok i got a good one




ready

here it is


Car2nist!!!!!!!

[toxus]

hahahaha, i made up a fake car2n acount up once. And started causing shit with other people :P

[TalibKweli]

:lol: shazam

[sketch3]

2 blondes walkinto a building,u thought i might of seen it

[some guy from NCI...]

I made up some jokes yesterday... no shit I actually made these up... But I think 1 of them must have been made up already, it seems too simple.

What's a mathmeticians favourite food?
Pi :D

What do you call two fruity lovers?
A pear :D

A shark got nailed the other day...
The police are looking for a hammerhead :D

What's ironic about steve Irwins death?
He was already swimming with the fishies :D

...I'm fuckin sick at this... gimme a subject and I'll make a joke about it...


And a joke I heard:

How do you make a hormone?

...I think that joke just sounds good with that bit... Just say it..

[TalibKweli]

Originally posted by some guy from NCI...@Sep 18 2006, 04:00 PM
How do you make a hormone?

:lol: im loving it

[TalibKweli]

some your mother jokes:



Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Your momma's like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn
Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it


There was this Native American boy who was
confused so this is what he asked his mother:
Mom, why is my brother's name Windstorm?
She answered: Because he was conceived during
a wind storm.
Well, why is my sister's name Moon-shine? She
answered again: Because she was conceived when
the moon was shining.
The poor little boy looked sad and confused.
His mother said, ''Why are you so sad and confused
Brokenrubber

A lesbian goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest, youngest girl availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers

What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?
Rolaids

okay im done...............for now

[Mekr4]

this one really doesnt work unless your face to face with the person telling it but here goes....

q:how does every black joke begin?

a:*look over both shoulders*

haha much funnier in person as you might imagine.

[Malicious artist]

now i dotn want to offend peoplez but:



what do you call an invisable PAKI ?????????
??????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????????????????











A fart

[SIAH]

who was the world's most famous jewish baker?...hittler...:)


what the difference between a jew and a pizza?...a pizza doesn't scream when you stick it in the oven...:)


how many jews fit in an ashtray?...all of them...:)

[sketch3]

how many muslims does it take to fill up a fonebox?




depends on the amount of dynomite.HAAAAaaaaa..... no

pluss to anymuslims its a joak no beef.

[Estec-2wo]

What do you call a fat heroin addict with no legs????.........................................R olaids

[TalibKweli]

:lol:

[Ares_23us]

Your life

[FaultO]

Originally posted by Estec-2wo@Oct 2 2006, 07:42 AM
What do you call a fat heroin addict with no legs????.........................................R olaids
i heard that before but it was magic johnson in a wheelchair

[SIAH]

who is the world's most famous jewish baker?...hitler :)

[TalibKweli]

yah you said that like 4 posts ago!



the chinese people have a new energy drink, its called watahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[CANADIANA]

What do you call an ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
a quarter pounder.

what goes 100mph and crosses the Sahara desert?
an ethiopian with a mcdonalds coupon.

how did the ethiopian know she was pregnant?
half her tampon was eaten.

[BombingSciences Bitch]

What did god say when he made the first black man?

"fuck i burnt it"

[acereborn]

Sorry, I'm not racist but this is funny

What do humans and jelly beans have in common?
Nobody likes the black ones

[BombingSciences Bitch]

What do you do when a muslim knocks at your door?

Look through the letter box and say "how do you like it?!?"

^^ i doubt many will get that


Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?

To see what was one the other side


How did the blonde die from raking the leaves?

She fell out of a tree

[Atom1er]

two muffins are baking in an oven
and one muffin says
DUDE! HOLY SHIT! WE ARE IN A OVEN!
and the other muffin says
DUDE! HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN!

[Derogatory9o5]

Long but pretty good

3 nuns are talking about the local preists sins after church service one sunday. The first nun explains how she found nude magazines in the preist drawer , the other two gasp. The third nun says what did you do with them?
The nun responds, " I threw them out ". So the second none says , well I found condoms in his drawer and I was quite upset. The third nun breaks into a sweat and nervously asks the second nun what she did with them. The second nun says , " Well so he could learn some responsibility I poked holes in them ". The third nun says " o fuck I'm pregnant. " and runs away

[Derogatory9o5]

Two blondes walk into a building , you think one of the retards would have seen it. ( hehe )

[toke_wdc]

what do you call a samoan after you push him off a couch.

falefalloffasofa (say it fast)
(fah-lay-fall-off-a-so-fa)

[Atom1er]

dont get it....
but then again
idk shit about somoans...
that might be it

[toke_wdc]

i guess you wouldn't understand if you didn't grow up around one that has an accent.

[rayseone]

what do you call a paki diy person? ahmed - a - shed

what do you call a paki tight rope walker? balan sing

[saucy]

y werent there any black people in the Flinstones?
cuz they were still in the trees

sry incredibly racist ^

[acereborn]

what do you call a paki tight rope walker? balan sing

that is the gayest thing ive ever heard lol

[1nOnly Baze]

so? its a joke. haha..

[killtheugly]

what do you call a paki on a bike



a dirt bike

[xFatel.Onex]

lmao ^^ k this isnt a joke but its a funny pic my friend took of me pooring water on someone :p
http://i18.tinypic.com/6610krr.jpg

He was piss drunk so he didnt chase me

[.A.K.4.7.]

what a stink thing to do

[BombingSciences Bitch]

Whats white and can't climb walls?

A fridge

[killtheugly]

how do you know when a hick is having her period



shes wearing one sock

[Kayone707]

What do you call an ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
a quarter pounder.


what do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

[CANADIANA]

How do you know you've been robbed by a Chinese man?


Your computer is on, your homework is done and hes still tryin to back out of your driveway

[CANADIANA]

How do you make Helen Keller keep a secret?






break her fingers

[the terror of E]

what would you call the flintstones if they were black?







******s

yes, thats gers, not gas

[saucy]

wtf? i dont get that one but it sound very fuckin racist ^

y is helen keller a bad driver?

cuz shes a woman

[BombingSciences Bitch]

What do you call a black man on a bike?

Thief



What do you call 50 black people at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

[killtheugly]

what do you call a ****** with a harvard diploma


a ******

[CANADIANA]

remember the black family from the Jetsons?







...future looks good doesn't it?

[toke_wdc]

racist jokes:

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either

What did the Alabama sherriff call the the black guy who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.


What do you call a black todler?
a niglet.

[From the Ground Up]

whats the difference between a picnic bench and a black man?
-a picnic bench can support a family

Two wong don't make white

why do u nevr stick ur hand in a jar of jelly beans?
-becuz the black ones will steal ur watch....

[CANADIANA]

why do black people have white palms?
because theres a little bit of good in everyone

[scoot]

what do u call mike tyson without any arms?

N!gger N!gger N!gger

[killtheugly]

why dont niggresses wear panties to a picnic?
the keep the flies off the chicken

why dont ******s celebrate thanksgiving?
KFC is closed that day

how was copper wire invented?
two jews fighting over a penny

what do you call an indian priest?
holy shit

[Kruxos]

what do you do when you see a bloody mexican running through the forest....?
Stop laughing and reload.

what do call two mexicans playing basketball....?
juan on juan

[soul_731]

I'm not racist! Let me tell the most backwards ass racist joke I can find though. Hee hee! Arn't I funny.

[RemoZ]

Why are pigs such bad drivers?




They're road hogs.

[AoAssis]

Boooooooooooooooooo!

[Kayone707]

what do you do when you see a bloody mexican running through the forest....?
Stop laughing and reload.

what do call two mexicans playing basketball....?
juan on juan

these jokes are older than the cum stuck between your teeth

[Roolete]

the niglet one was funny..

whats a pornstars favorite fruit?
kumquat

how many jews can you fit in a car?
4 in the seats and 50 in the ashtrays

[toke_wdc]

HAHAHAHAH the second one!!!!!!^^^

[Oink.]

lmao ^^ k this isnt a joke but its a funny pic my friend took of me pooring water on someone :p
http://i18.tinypic.com/6610krr.jpg

He was piss drunk so he didnt chase me


man your a fuckin dick get some respect faggot.

[sketch3]

wats soo wrong with wetting sumone, apart from the fact that its not funny

[South-Pole]

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?
A pizza can feed a family of four people

Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
"Don't let your son go down on me

What time is bed time at the Jew's house?
When electricity is too expensive

What do Jews and n*ggers both like to ride?
Blondes.

What repulsive thing can be found in a Jew's clothes?
The occupant

Where does the Jew look for dates?
Porn sites.

[nero122]

woah woah woah where the hell did that come come form man ? you need to sort it out

[South-Pole]

lol at these jokes they got me laughing hard

Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He saw his gas bill

How many Jews you need to repair a gas oven?
Dunno, they stopped trying at 6 million

[killtheugly]

how do you hide money from a nigg er
hide it in his workboots

[G-Fat]

why don't jews eat pussy?
its too close to the gas chamber.

[killtheugly]

why are black people good at basketball

good at running, shooting, and stealing

[G-Fat]

thats racist. ha

[##sable##]

k yeu tell this with i bein yeu, a freind of yeurs to be A and a freind to be B.

me, a, and b were drivin down teh street wen all the sudden i hear sirens, i pull over and a stunner of a lady cop is standin there, she sayd yeu boys were goin 45 ina 30 mph zone. ill let yeu off tho, if yeu whip out them dicks and they measure up to 21 inches all togeher. so i go first and mines 10 inches. A goes next and is is 10 inches too. so finaly B goes and its 1 inch. so we got off teh hook. on teh wai home i say "man yall are lucky i gotta big dick. A says, "man yall are lucky im good with a tight situation. and B says "man yall are lucky she was hot.

this is for wen yeu wanna punk who ever B is.

[BombingSciences Bitch]

WTF did you just say?

[nero122]

the worst joke ever told

[G-Fat]

k yeu tell this with i bein yeu, a freind of yeurs to be A and a freind to be B.

me, a, and b were drivin down teh street wen all the sudden i hear sirens, i pull over and a stunner of a lady cop is standin there, she sayd yeu boys were goin 45 ina 30 mph zone. ill let yeu off tho, if yeu whip out them dicks and they measure up to 21 inches all togeher. so i go first and mines 10 inches. A goes next and is is 10 inches too. so finaly B goes and its 1 inch. so we got off teh hook. on teh wai home i say "man yall are lucky i gotta big dick. A says, "man yall are lucky im good with a tight situation. and B says "man yall are lucky she was hot.

this is for wen yeu wanna punk who ever B is.


YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED!
that joke sucked.

[capo93]

its better when its explaied properly

[SKriBL*666]

its better when its explaied properlyAND when you know how to spell.

[Nem]

What was the dead baby doing in the corner?

decomposing.

Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

i dont masturbate on apples before i eat them.

[G-Fat]

whats red, bubbly and scratches at a window?
baby in a microwave

[toke_wdc]

Why aren't there any wal marts in Iraq?
because theres a target on every corner

What do you call a peice of sandpaper in Afghanistan?
a map!

How do you fit three fags on a barstool?
turn it upside down

[G-Fat]

2-parter

Q: How do you put a baby into a blender?
A: Feet first, so you can watch its reaction.

Q: how does one get the blened baby out of the blender?
A: Tostito's

[killtheugly]

3 fags sitting in a hottub. cum floats to the top, what did one if them say?

i farted

[G-Fat]

a straight and gay couple live in a house.
straight couple lives on the main floor, the gay couple lives in the basement.
the house is on fire.
which couple gets out first?
straight or gay?


the gaycouple, they already have their shit packed.

[killtheugly]

ahah

[From the Ground Up]

Why do black people always have sex on their minds?
Cuz they go pubes on their heads...

What do you call two blacks on a bike?
Organized crime....

How do you know when you're in a gay church?
Only half the congregation kneels....

Why is the afghan airforce so easy to train?
You only have to teach them to take off....

What language do jewish fags speak?
Heblew....

Why is there no mexican olympic team?
All the spics who can run, jump, or swim are in the US