Freestyle Rapping

[Kore123]

damn man how long have we been goin at this lol

who tha fuck you callin tha pillsbury dough boy
go do ya homework ya little schoolboy
before you go callin people toy
ill find you cookin marshmellows?
watch your back ill hitchya wit dat deathblow
ill shoot ya wit dat crossbow
im a physco
you can call me loco
ill take away your airflow
you cant deny my rhym flow
the only thing left of you will be a photo
fuck this imma go smoke a kilo

:D:D

[AVID1]

haha do you got msn? add me freeman_Davidb@hotmail.com

I'm sick of rapping/
soon I'ma be sketching/
Showing off more talent then you'll ever have/
cause I'm getting more pussy then you'll ever see in your life/
You'll end up with an ugly sterile wife/
who ends up killing herself with a knife/
but that's none of my business/
lets get back to realness/
you don't know me so watch what you say/
what you dont know is that I'm not here to play/
I'm here to stay/
Get used to it/
Cause I know you're new to it..

[Sumoe]

haha, Atesk...I've never really actually heard the whole song "Party Like a Rockstar" so I shouldn't really judge it...

:)

anyways...

All yall dudes is, is fake ass gangstas and thugs/
Stay posted up on myspace lookin' for some internet man love/
You're gay, you like that ass and dick shit/
come see me, it's that I'm a blood you a crip shit/
Aim straight at your dome, but I ain't talkin' bout a pistol/
what I'm talkin bout is a fuckin' nuclear missle/
after it hitchu, ain't nothing left/
I'ma steal you soul, after I steal your last breath/
The thing is, you use little guns, 9's and Mac10's/
come at me with your lil' click your crew and your fake ass friends/
I come at you with something worse then a gun/
I'ma put you in a spaceship and aim that shit at the sun/
When you get close enough your whole body will turn to ashes/
no matter what color you are now, you gonna be black after it happens/

worrddddd.

[AVID1]

oh shit that was heavy man!!
get ya mutha fucking mind right:
http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/3240/hpim0742kc8.jpg

[Kore123]

avid:

you showin more talent than ill ever have
ok?
ill run you over on the freeway
ive seen your little toy battle
nobody would even vote because it was so dreadful
ill come after you with my knuckles and pistol
you call yourself a vandal
but your so unskillful
ill attack you with a nuclear missle
ill cut your nuts of so YOUR sterile
when im done with you your mother will be mournfull

aiight im done rappin for today lol

[KaOs-OneR]

you dont have to be homeless, im sayin, when you were raised in the projects around black people all your life, you have a better understanding for hip-hop and whats hot in the rap game, alot of the suburban raised kids just get into it when they're 13, 14, and think they know all the shit cause they listen to immortal technique yet have no idea who the real innovators are. Plus their mommy's and daddy's object to them listening to it lol

ive been lower-class for.. 90% of my life, now we're living pretty good only because my gramps took us into his house, and hes leaving us with a sweet inheritence which i thank God for everyday since he turned it in our favor since we've been taking care of him and keeping him company...


why, your mom bumps rap in her car/room? does she like jay-z too?

[AVID1]

Originally Posted by Car2nist http://www.bombingscience.com/graffitiforum/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.bombingscience.com/graffitiforum/showthread.php?p=181999#post181999)
you dont have to be homeless, im sayin, when you were raised in the projects around black people all your life, you have a better understanding for hip-hop and whats hot in the rap game, alot of the suburban raised kids just get into it when they're 13, 14, and think they know all the shit cause they listen to immortal technique yet have no idea who the real innovators are. Plus their mommy's and daddy's object to them listening to it lol
word. I agree 100% alot people think it has to do with black/white people but being white really doesn't mean shit, I mean, I'm white, but black people really don't care unless I'm racist. I think it has to do more with your characteristics.. everyone thinks thought that being white means you're suburban.. or a jock or some sorta fag.. no.. lots of white people might not come from the same roots but we all in one big hellhole together.. thats how I look at it.

[AteskOne]

why, your mom bumps rap in her car/room? does she like jay-z too?
why are you quoting shit from like 2 years ago. you do realize car2nist was one of the illest writers on this site? he doesnt come here anymore because he got banned. so basically...you're starting shit with someone who wont see it, but if they did would destroy you at any type of battle on here, whether it be freestyling or graffing.

you're a winner.

[AnteUp]

does anyone like this line?

im like tic...tac end ya breath wit a skull...crack

[GeSuS_KRiST]

how would a tic tac end your breathing, maybe bad breath, but the pause makes it sound like ur sayin im like tic....

should be more like "im minty fresh like tic tac, disagree wif that ill leave ya skull crack witha baseball bat call me slugah, ante up mo' fucka"

please despote 35 more cents for 10 more minits... thnk u and goodbye

[AnteUp]

hmmm will you take 25? :D
fuck gesus how long u bin rappin?

[AteskOne]

i cant understand this misconception.
trying to leave me disinfected.
trying to change me i cant accept it.
i lost all that i once respected.
because this is the life i live.
there's nothing left to forgive.
i really feel no shame nor sorrow.
i'll stay sober today, but i'm high tomorrow.
my life wont changed or molded.
and to think you once controlled it.
marijuanna, vic's, and perc's.
help release the demon that lurks.
kpin's, oxy's, crystal meth.
help me reach my every depth.
uppers making me loose my breath.
i would get high but there's nothing left.


some shit due to recent drama with gay ass straight edge people.
fuck rehab and fuck concerned parents.

[GeSuS_KRiST]

hmmm will you take 25? :D
fuck gesus how long u bin rappin?
i dont rapp im a producer i used to spit for years but i droped it, i still ride with a natsy crew of rhymers i wont dare open my mouth around them though not that many peopl on here are good so ill speak up....

as for astek
homie dont keep the meth, that shits nothing but stress and drama,
decaying luck and with worse karma,
bath tub chemist/ new world fauthers farmas
that shit will put u in harma's way
shadow people methmouf toof decay
rednecks filled with hate an disrespect
antisemet-ic speed freak addict whos causes static
keep your gak in you meth lab in tha attic
smell of cat piss fills the air, a cooks near, slamers a slamin shards, multi flavors, ice peanutbutter spinin out spun doin donuts in yards, clear glass retards..
up for 7 day on tweak come down screamin shadow people "i - cant - get - no- sleep"

dont say fuck concerned parents, and if i never went to rehab id be dead right nowm it help i u want it do, but who am i to talk i cant draw blood any more from my arms... its all scar tissue..

With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
Soft spoken with a broken jaw

[ODonthesetrees]

why are you quoting shit from like 2 years ago. you do realize car2nist was one of the illest writers on this site? he doesnt come here anymore because he got banned. so basically...you're starting shit with someone who wont see it, but if they did would destroy you at any type of battle on here, whether it be freestyling or graffing.
ya car2nist was definately one of the illest writers on this site haha, everyone hated that kid, he was exactly what he was talkgin abotu, a suburban kid who started listening to rap at 13/14...like most of the guys no here probaly are including myself(i dont even listen to rap) but he wasnt anythign special in graff, he just knew how to color, he did the exact smae letters and extensions in every piece i ever saw by him

[GeSuS_KRiST]

car2nist was and is nothing but SHIT, who photoshoped his peice lieds about everything and didnt even paint who got his own shits CAN2 biten graffiti on his leg danny duffy is nothing but TRASH

[ODonthesetrees]

yippe jsut scored me some brewskis
gunna get drunk and smoke a blunt with biddies
suckin on dem titties, smoke filled lungs
tonight im gunnna have some fun
but sitting here now im so damn bored
cant even leave without my 96 ford
cant even hit the bank to get my money
cant even get dome from my honey
fuck this summertime families gone
ima need a car soon fuck this old jawn

[ODonthesetrees]

car2nist was and is nothing but SHIT, who photoshoped his peice lieds about everything and didnt even paint who got his own shits CAN2 biten graffiti on his leg danny duffy is nothing but TRASH
i know brotha i was beign sarcastic...hes a white trash joke of a writer who thinks hes got all teh hookups on weed jsut caue he smokes everyday which is so unlike 80% of american youht these days(once again sarcasm)

[GeSuS_KRiST]

it was more to atask he was the best writer on this site, you know cartoonist the best writer not Pherz, Labrat, scoba, thrillhouse, not victor or GESER or rush, mewt, egoes,ensoe,rebus.... u know cas dan. burns all of them with his can2 bites

[AteskOne]

didnt say he was the best...i said he was one of the best. sorry if you think differently. i dont know anything about his personal life nor do i care how much he lied or whatever...i just admired his work. if you say he bit can2 then whatever.

anyways gesus my parents are just being gay. i really dont needa go to rehab but they think i needa go because of my drinking and smoking habbits. they dont even know about most of the shit i've done. it's actually just my dad that thinks this...but it was my mother that ratted me out to him. i guess she forgot what my dad is really like. i really lost a lot of respect for my mom today because she's still pulling this shit after all the times my dad has hit her, after all the times i have come home from his house with black eyes and shit, and after all the things i havent told him about her because she asked me not to...after all that and after i felt i could trust her with a simple thing like me smoking and drinking...and she goes and tells him so he freaks out.


that's why i say fuck concerned parents and fucking going to rehab for some bullshit.

[GeSuS_KRiST]

well i can safely saycas i been in your shoes more times then i care to remind myself, whatever u do, do it for yourself.... and be responcible

dont loose respect for your moms man, shes just worried cas she knows things and assumes the worst an is worried an concerned, for the whole dad thing eh not much i can say besides people try to make things work yeah people fuck up but love and fear are the 2 most powerfull emotions u mix them together with mind games and thats a powerfull combination... did u ever think maybe she sticks with him because of u that she wants u to have a proper equal influence, i didnt grow up witjh my pops only my moms and sister my dad fliped an pulled a gun on my moms then himself the ignored me due do a psycho ex wife whos tried to kill me several times cas i was his love and not her so she forbid him to see me, but i always remember my moms sayin i wish u had a fauther figure, and i know plenty or parent who stick around for that reason till the kids are grown cas they have a responciblity.. but ita your life feel how u want but when ur older you'll relize everything they did was for a reason...

[AteskOne]

i feel you man...but my parents arent together. they havent been for many years now. and my mom hates him just as much as i do which is why i cant understand why should would rat me out to him. she knows he's going to hit me and she knows what it's like to get hit by him. my dad was never really around growing up either which is why it makes it so hard for me to face him. i just cant believe that my mom would do something like this knowing what's going to happen to me. shit like this is the reason i do drugs in the first place.

[AnteUp]

listen to tha streets,they talkin
betta yet they stalkin, waitin
for mah mixtapins....

bump...took me a whole three seconds to write... :(

[GeSuS_KRiST]

well in that case get a stick an a sheet rap up some close and walk down the stack to the west to get your mind off things...

on the real when my dad would get mad an start screamin at me id just tell him im agy and i fuck men... and im carrying on his last name and he if fucks with my ill off myself and end his whole familys existance... it usually shuts him up, but my moms would involve my dad, hell yestday after the car crash was the first time i talked to him in over a year probably... my parents are cool now that im older... back to the freestylin

[AnteUp]

listen to tha streets,they talkin
betta yet they stalkin, waitin
for mah mixtapins....

bump...took me a whole three seconds to write... :(

haha i accidently pressed edit tha first time :P

[AVID1]

yo I only got 25 bucks/
I'm broke as fuck/
I wish I could go out bombing but I got no muhfuckin luck/
stuck inside a ruckus of muck/
I've had enough/
Things lately have been too rough/
so I smoke hays and all kinda funky stuff/
hoping it would fuel the fire to keep my soul burning/
if I could just relax and stop learning/
my brains having a war and I can't take it no more/
I wanna let my mind soar/
instead of being stuck miserable to the floor/
I want a girl like jane to help a blind man see/
and open up my eyes about what the future could be/
for her sheer enjoyment I'll even risk unemployment/

[RaGe2]

im stackin cash everywhere, halfway cross tha map
if u a speedin train u jus bin derailed, cuz u fell into mah trap
fully loaded wit a strap, why is that? ta keep bitches off tha map
like tic tac, im endin ya breath, no more left, doctas tryna shock u outta death...

haha that some nice shit
my turn:
i'll have ya bow down to my lyrical supremacy
so fulfill ya prophecy and loose your life to my legacy
why go against rage? imma need anger management
have you bow down to me like a monument
toe to toe i take down you and anyone else cuz i'm independent
quality not quantity
face ya humility cuz of my versatility
and dont get pissed cuz i got a tendency to endlessly spit
cuz i couldnt give 2 shits

[AVID1]

RagE2- lol I bet you used a rhyming dictionary for that shit lol I used to use those but it's not even worth it I know the rhymes good

[AVID1]

avid:

you showin more talent than ill ever have
ok?
ill run you over on the freeway
ive seen your little toy battle
nobody would even vote because it was so dreadful
ill come after you with my knuckles and pistol
you call yourself a vandal
but your so unskillful
ill attack you with a nuclear missle
ill cut your nuts of so YOUR sterile
when im done with you your mother will be mournfull

aiight im done rappin for today lol

Oh you done rapping? cause I just started/
Right when you departed/
I thought of lots of many rhymes of wickedness/
how nasty they are? oh that's limitless/
I'm a fucking sinister serpent/
through the city I'm lurking/
for walls to set on fire/
every time getting them even higher/
but you: just a tricked out liar/
who requires to retire/
from graffiti writing/
you might not be biting/
but ya flow aint too exciting/
BITCH!

[Kore123]

avid you got rhymes of wickedness
you talk outta your ass your rhymes are brainless
your a fuckin sinister serpent
all i heard was you cryin like an infant
your rhymes are dyin there not even fluent
when im done wit you your body will be vacant
ill murder you and bury you in pavement
my face will be on the news and the police will have a manhunt
killin you was just one of my crazy as stunts
aiight im gunna go smoke a blunt
oh and by the way your girls pregnant

[AVID1]

you stupid ******, you insulted my girl/
maybe you should've realized that by jane I meant weed/
Fuck the other drugs, lsd and speed/
just aint my thing, weed is where it's at/
I love it so much that/
I smoke 3 blunts of it a day/
get my brain funky off these crazy hays/
whoever the supplier is/
you're stuck in preskool trying to get grades/
but it seems you're lost in space/
you're a fake that sounds fake/
served on a round plate/
dipped in gold to stimulate, exaggerate/
the worst is yet to come/
run grab ya guns beat the board drums/
Avid 1 till infinity
let me take this opportunity/ to fluidly/
reach out to my community/
avid 1 till infinity/

[Kore123]

mr avid you smoke 3 blunts a day
im guessin you also suck three dicks aday
you told me it keeps the doc's away
face it dood your gay
your just a post whorin bitch 237 posts but youve been here since may
let me break it down to ya this way
you say you smoke weed but your a fake
shut your fuckin mouth or imma drown you in a lake
i might just have to take ya life away
fuck it imma go smoke a jay

[AteskOne]

kore pwnd...end of story avid.

[GeSuS_KRiST]

mr avid you smoke 3 blunts a day
im guessin you also suck three dicks aday
you told me it keeps the doc's away
face it dood your gay
your just a post whorin bitch 237 posts but youve been here since may
let me break it down to ya this way
you say you smoke weed but your a fake
shut your fuckin mouth or imma drown you in a lake
i might just have to take ya life away
fuck it imma go smoke a jay

3 dicks, keeps the docs away
whack rhymes, keeps the flocks away
my beats, keeps the heads a-sway
your music, i keep at bay
im so sweet causing toof decay'
my albums check it ok mmmmkay?
its..... dentist restricted, perm battle conflicked.... the track.....
i riped it
your shit i dissed it, step to me bettah buy a ticket
cas my music will get u lifted, if respond back u must be gifted
but not in a positive way, im talkin "yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
a-k-a special ed display,
droolin all the way, diss track talkin about "oh hes gay"
when your tracks, they lack today
maybe tomarrow will be your day
come back when u can rap ok?

marry xmas avid
this cat couldnt see me ever if i was the aligator in lake placid
he cant hack it, punk bitch faggot, gays david copperfild style magic
once again respondin back will be tragic

[syrup2]

If it aint fryed it aint worth it
thats how I live

for breakfast I had milkshake
for snack some prime rib

its a boss thing when your a flatout gluton
***** I got dominos on the speed button

if u got a six pac , u aint doing it right
if your tittys aint sagging
bitch get outta sight

its a fat man thing
for a small ass world

atkins and jenney creig makes me wanna hurl

evreyones bulemic and evreyones skinny

no one knows the joys of breakfast at dennys

so take some time to get the belly looking fat
get obease and ima leave it to that

[MAST]

evreyones bulemic and evreyones skinny

no one knows the joys of breakfast at dennys

hahahahahahahhahhahahah




ill lines and phat rhymes don't come as often anymore
all this shit you call talent's passed me out on the floor
spend time with pen and paper
and maybe a little bit of green
don't come out till you're done,
and then you'll know what i mean
spittin sick shit isn't something you get
it's a talent you're born with,
and i guess your shit is spent

i'm not callin out no one,
just sayin try harder than that
you ain't writin children's books,
this ain't the phat cat in the hat
so i hope you all feel me,
with what i'm speakin to you
i hope i didn't waste time
so you should know what to do

[AVID1]

bump/
I want to keep this thread alive/
so I can brag about my knives/
and how I'll take all your lives/
And complain about my shitty ass life/
Maybe about how I roll up tropical trees/
about how much I roll up and about how I skeet skeet/
on ya girl all night/
giving you frights/
I'll kill you and murder you with smite/
until your body sees the light/
you been rapping for a year/
this is mah first time and I win/
there's a nice spin/
on your picnic scene/

[AnteUp]

keepin it trill, pop a seal,
not tha bottle...i actually shot a seal

[AnteUp]

its proposteros, how these bitches think i losted it
bitch i got emcee on mah forehead! writtin all a crost it
shit how long u in tha game? i think u got a swollen prostate
no im not allstate, neither all city, but i still got ya broad showin them titties
damn...i need sum ditty, braincells be all shitty, im tispy, an high at tha sametime
on fuckin bs spittin a line, or eight, im straight, but not straightedge
fuck wit me i shoot ya head, now lead, is pumpin thro ya system...
ya shudda listened...

[Kore123]

im done with this rappin stuff after two days...i suck lol
im not even gunna respond to ya geebus i think i already lost lol :o

[GeSuS_KRiST]

ha... fuck the free world

an sence u wont write back, certin death will not fallow
losses like that sometimes are hard to swallow,
like white people attemptin to connect with blacks ina evening at the apallo
dirty lil white boy, dread head, 18 times dead with plenty of cred
ablity to see diseasse emcees who cant get iller then thee
its the g to the e-s-u-z offin cats who attempt to spit raps lyricly..

avid ya babage, stank like rotten cabage
tanked like machoman randy savage OHHHH yEHHHHH
what couldnt thank me for gettin him back
sup wif that?
got no grat-
attiude, man thats rude dude
dont make me come unglued an get crude at chu... foo'

[AnteUp]

i wanna battle gesus :wub:

[GeSuS_KRiST]

set it off ante up fool, im off work so i got the time

[AteskOne]

If it aint fryed it aint worth it
thats how I live

for breakfast I had milkshake
for snack some prime rib

its a boss thing when your a flatout gluton
***** I got dominos on the speed button

if u got a six pac , u aint doing it right
if your tittys aint sagging
bitch get outta sight

its a fat man thing
for a small ass world

atkins and jenney creig makes me wanna hurl

evreyones bulemic and evreyones skinny

no one knows the joys of breakfast at dennys

so take some time to get the belly looking fat
get obease and ima leave it to that
syrup's rhymes leave me wet in the pants.

[AnteUp]

gesus krist, he a faker,bout ta pay tha price
ya lyrics is old, like price is right, or bob barker
catch u later, when tha sky darker, i be a stalker
get u in tha back of tha neck, with this tech-
nine, u heard im makin rhymes, wit mo flow
then a diarreha stricken hoe, ya to nice
gettin lyrically attacked, by tha trice c's
U, wanna be, not jus me, but an emcee
u a fake,gee, sus, trust that this attack was a must
ta shut u up :)

REMEMBER...NO BEEF, JUS FOR FUN :)

[RaGe2]

RagE2- lol I bet you used a rhyming dictionary for that shit lol I used to use those but it's not even worth it I know the rhymes good

nope no rhyme dictionary =P
tought some of it while takin the illest shit
LOL

[RaGe2]

visciously murderin cats cuz i'm belligerent
u dumbass ni**az cant understand that cuz ya'll aint intelligent
my tongue is like a M16 bullet
take you all out, so dont act full of it
or i have ya smellin worse than horse shit
dont come in here blind
or you goin go up against the mastermind
never nice, dont expect me to spit somethin kind
i aint common, imma ni**a widda attitude
laughin at yo ass cuz u a 20 year old prude
i'm a menace, a lyrical chemist
words detonate like a terrorist

p.s.. that was aimed at no one c(:

[GeSuS_KRiST]

PSHHHHHH
in gesus we trust, in god we rust, its that 666 lust
hold up im about to bust,
and set it off
dead it off, leave ya jobless like david hasselholf
lets tassle off, emcee wrasel off
cosplay style, you the intern, ill be the boss
face it ya lost... sorry homie
but your corny raps aint gonna scorn on me
talking about teck9's and bob barker
kids put the cap on, stop snifing the marker
ok peter parker, i spit ya the darker side (venom for u non nerds)
trice 6 on my lips, guns on the hips, microphones get ripped
lsd gets striped, nerd get triped, u get whipt
fuck it kid just quit...shittt
im sickah then diarreha sticken strippin hoe
shiting down while dancing on a stripper pole
in online terms j00 got pwnd nickah, talk aboutFor the win... lawl

[RaGe2]

spittin shit forever, and you goin read this cuz you on my dick
ya rep smaller than a dot, my rep bigga than a mall's parkin lot
fuck 50 cent, i'm bulletproof, my words sent ni**az through the roof
my jabs so fast u wont notice i broke ya toof
ya time to loose, shittin on you, man ya browner than moose
my time to win, rip off ya skin, and label ya garbage, go to my trashbin
i'll end ya career like 2pac did biggie
it'll take less than a year cuz i rapidly
take down any enemy
this is my takeover
you just a worthless poser
u aint paid ya dues, huntin ya down, death comin closer
and then roast ya ass like bread out the toaster

[AnteUp]

PSHHHHHH
in gesus we trust, in god we rust, its that 666 lust
hold up im about to bust,
and set it off
dead it off, leave ya jobless like david hasselholf
lets tassle off, emcee wrasel off
cosplay style, you the intern, ill be the boss
face it ya lost... sorry homie
but your corny raps aint gonna scorn on me
talking about teck9's and bob barker
kids put the cap on, stop snifing the marker
ok peter parker, i spit ya the darker side (venom for u non nerds)
trice 6 on my lips, guns on the hips, microphones get ripped
lsd gets striped, nerd get triped, u get whipt
fuck it kid just quit...shittt
im sickah then diarreha sticken strippin hoe
shiting down while dancing on a stripper pole
in online terms j00 got pwnd nickah, talk aboutFor the win... lawl

ya skulls about ta bust, yea...u fucked,
leave ya sheets tucked, cuz u kno whos in town
with this freestyle i take mah crown,
crown royal that is, i spit like a retarted kid
cut ya leg off, goes ta tha highest bid
i got mad ad libs, if mah raps are corn,ur tha cob
u jus tha leftovers, from mah lyrical takeover
stay over, on tha other side of tha country
cuz u come down ta texas, we gon get tha munchies
no more ge, damn im sorry, this didnt have ta be,
another dead emcee, i even shit fire, like i ate a jalepeno
bingo aint mah name-o, its same! O...ner,
yes i am a stunter, u talkin bout rippin mics?
by mics i guess u mean dick? yea...im that slick
like a girl getin fingering tactics, slap a bitch
stack tha chip, me? o no i never talk shit ;)
all i smoke is doe-doe, an mah wheels low-pro
wat u ridin on? dick ridin maybe, u gotta lady?
cuz if u do, shed go crazy, wit out me
longest freestyle you'll ever see,
watch ya back g,e,sus, fuck wit us...
leave ya neck cut...

[MAST]

gesus aint got shit on this dude called mast
ill leave you dead without warning,
that shit done happened so fast
you try to spit to me, man, your ass'll be gassed
try to step to me, man, you know i'm'onna blast
gotcha hangin out ya seat, waitin for my next line
gotcha hangin from a tree, by the end, till next time
you bitches still don't believe?
yet gesus still be your savior
goddamn you fools is dumb,
forget this resurrected fuckin hater.


no b33f

[AnteUp]

that, was, wwwaaaaaaaaaackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[-ShAmEE-]

ante up, listen to me dawg,
u aint got nuthun, bitch u got robbed.
so speak in ur head then though ur mouth,
cuz i'm a kick ya ass down to the south.
was ur username named after m.o.p,
cuz i'll mop ur shit
i will make ur ass so clean,
so that you can lick it.
so..ante up i got ur dough.
so now bitch, i left u broke.

[AnteUp]

make mah ass so clean i can lick it?
is it jus me or did shamee, say sum gay shit
u can tell by ya rhymes, u a trick bitch
start shit? homie u lost it, ya brain gone
you jus as wack as akon, stayin on,
tha subject is ta murder u wit words,
afta i do ya derty, i do ya bad
aint that sad, that tha closest u bin ta pussy
was when u walked in on ya mom an tooka lukky...

[AteskOne]

ante up, listen to me dawg,
u aint got nuthun, bitch u got robbed.
so speak in ur head then though ur mouth,
cuz i'm a kick ya ass down to the south.
was ur username named after m.o.p,
cuz i'll mop ur shit
i will make ur ass so clean,
so that you can lick it.
so..ante up i got ur dough.
so now bitch, i left u broke.
i bet you would lick an ass clean enough to lick.
all the while you were typing you had your hand gripped on your dick.
cause you got ass on the mind which explains your shitty rhymes.
but doesnt excuse any of your perverted ass lines.
get your mind out of the gutter, and your dick out ante's ass.
i dont wanna hear about the threesome between you, ante, and mast.
i'm not using big words, cuase i know you're not that bright.
but if you really want some loving jelis will cyber you all night.

jaykay jelis you know i love you;).

[nsscanlon]

I walk around like a got one leg shorter then the other/
you know whats funny though.. i still fucked your mother/
made the bitch duck for cover/
instantly got smothered/
missed her face but i got it all over the cupboard/

now you drinkin and eating out of nasty fuckin dishes/
lookin in your milk like theres a little somthin suspicious/
viscious/
but im still grantin last wishes/
but dont worry most shit i spit is a little ficticious/

now im really hoppin in this freestyle like i hopped in your moms mouth/
shoved it down her throat so hard i made the bitch pass out/
but no doubt, knowing me, id still probably hit it/
and half the bombing science forum still wanna get wit it/
so spit it/
show me the best rhymes you got/
maybe you'll make it big a go straight to the top/

if you do, stop buy and give me a hand/
if your rich, come by and give me a few grand/
gonna go to the country and buy me some land/
then go to the highway and open my own chronic stand/

got the killer in my pocket, and your bitch on my dick/
got your bitch in my pocket and the killer is lit/
so come over here and take a lil phat hit/
so your dont start beefin over a lil rap shit.


just a lil high... dont bust freestyles often... NO BEEF

[MAST]

that, was, wwwaaaaaaaaaackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

says the guy with the insanely overplayed style/structure

and..
"i spit like a retarded kid"
"if mah raps are corn,ur tha cob"


try to call me whack again...

[JackJill]

Nss that was tiiiiight. I'd post, but I don't drop lines any more.

[nsscanlon]

im back for a second after my 2nd beer/
im back with 2 chicks after 2 were already hear/
spit without fear/
you cant even comapair/
they toxic so you shouldnt be comin round here/

if you do, you better bring your whole fuckin crew/
2 squad cars and maybe the FBI too/
cause im lookin for you/
so you better start runnin/
ill give you till 10 then ima start gunnin/
even if you dead you better know im still comin/
but the beefs all gone just askin if you wanna blun it/

cause i turn into a nice guy, as soon as i get high/
so follow me and ill teach you how to fly/
dont be scared you wont die,but you might crash out/
get the munchies, eat mcdonalds and pass the fuck out/

cause im smokin the purple buds/
17g nugs/
bust it up, roll a blunt and get fucked up/
suck it up/
we just got fuckin started/
im only half way to getting fully retarted/

smoke weed everyday....
fuck the police....
espically the east saint paul cops.....
yeeee.....
yee.
yeye...

[RaGe2]

lol nss you're pretty good

you aint some gangsta shit son
you on some wanksta shit dun
my whole body is composed of teflon don
shoot me please, convince the shopkeeper to give me his gun cuz i'm a con
is it me or is every fuckin bitch rhymine mouth with south
get some other fuckin rhymes
i'm always sour like limes
my mind filled with more shit than the new york times
i will take any hater down like tyson in his prime
got a crazy record like rocky
marciano that is, none can defeat RAGE, i got the right to be cocky
bitch dont mock me
i'll kill ya friends and family
and hire assassins to kill someone you love
when they lookin at the light, imma drag them to the fire fuck the above
that was a bitch move, homie stop rhymin u cant groove
nothin can save ya, not even ya 5 senses
shits too immense, refer to ya demise in the past tense
and rule you out based on my consensus
convincin me is nothing, i got no consciousness
i'm full of a lyrical mess
that's why these haters got blasted
it's the end, those who went against me havent lasted
they all got wasted
none at the funeral cuz they was hated

[RFI. SPit]

Alright, so I'm back for round two, you faggots
Rage your so far in the closet, with winter jackets
Come on now, don't be worried, take a step on out
Don't be afraid, give all the gay guys a shout
They'll pass you around the table like butter
with a pillowcase in your mouth, all you can do is mutter
It's too late for this right now though
So type up a reply back later ho.



Meh, no beef, just bored.

[MAST]

now rage thinks he's hot,
but that's some juvenile shit
joker got me fuckin snoring,
but brotha still think he can spit
i really dont think he gets it
but i'ma make him understand
he better start makin way
forthenew motherfuckin man

that's me, ya heard?
if you ain't, check ya brain
get your head screwed on straight
cause im lyrically insane
hit you with the verse,
finish you off with the chorus
then throw you in a herse
cause my words left you porous


hah n0 b33f

[MAST]

kill the lights, the mood's lost
i'm gonna sleep on it
wake up in the morning, fly home
and hit the tonic
i hate myself when i'm not drunk,
i hate you all the time
don't call, don't come round me,
cause better believe i'll cross the line
i may spend some hard time,
but it's all in good fun
i'll just laugh a little more when i realize what i done
mood is down, need some green,
but fuck a motherfucking test
i also hate myself when straight
but that shit won't last
under noones supervision will i live the rest of my days
at least after i'm legal,
then i'll proceed with my own ways
i'll live my life fucked up
until it's time to crack down
but i'm not thinkin ahead
so i'll stay fucked for right now



worrd. sorry for the double post, but this doesn't belong in that same post

[unify260]

im commin for u im gunnin for u
ill take u out back and beat u with a shoe
go talk with ur girl say he left without u

ill tare u apart and leave ur bodyparts miles apart
u can step to me but you wont walk away
ill fuk u up worse then a blind man doin a fade
ill slap u so hard ull think ur my prison bitch
ull turn around drop ur pants and say get it over quick


no beef its my first time
sorry im high and dont have shit to do lol.....

[GeSuS_KRiST]

Alright, so I'm back for round two, you faggots
Rage your so far in the closet, with winter jackets
Come on now, don't be worried, take a step on out
Don't be afraid, give all the gay guys a shout
They'll pass you around the table like butter
with a pillowcase in your mouth, all you can do is mutter
It's too late for this right now though
So type up a reply back later ho.



Meh, no beef, just bored.
shitttttttttttttt
first mast, didnt i already rip u a new asshole last time i spit somthing in your dirrection?

faggots in jackets, ducktape leads to maggots
this average practice leaves scenes traggic
my dreams are stagnant like living dead girl pagents
teens screams fr lazerpointer gagets, wigspit red mist magic
gesus Vs Zof, like Eggs Vs Toast, hifi zofi an the underdosed ghost
so whatcha whatcha wanttttttttt cha want?
i got the hunnies the moonies and the styles that ya flaun
said where'd u get your vocabulation from huh
u think u can win when BP revelation comes?
aw nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
i woke up then dun it

[AVID1]

why are yall so whack/
it's the talent you guys lack/
off track/
you think you're a gangster, all you do is rack/
hell I'm in the back with the pipe bomb ready to kill the president/
living life outta the trench/
Like I'm living in a modern day war/
cocking the gun in front of the store/
ready to run in: "GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND BEFORE I SHOOT YA ASS*
*pow pow blast blast*/
reload the gat/
I put a bullet right in ya head/
now pass me that muthafuckin bread/
"SHIT MAN LETS GO LETS GO GET OUTTA HERE MAN THA PIGS ARE COMING"/
jump in the ride and zoom, running/
blasting our gats at the pork's tires/
on the news: "GOD DAMN, WE ON FIRE!"/
jump out the ride before it blows up/
shit we forgot our cash/
I run back/
whip it out of it's sash/
zooming like the free-runner on fucking steroids/
run home, but we raided/
not by the bugs, by a muhfucking pig/
my brotha hides in the closet with a chainsaw/
jumps out and turns that pig into meat that's raw!/
damnit we done just broke another law :(/
I get pissed at the stupid mutherfucker for being a dumbass/
I knew, though, we were getting the last laugh/
so I left the house with 300G's/

god damn I'm tired.. I'll continue this some other time, it's fuckin harder then it looks.

[sketch3]

avid, ur style is avrege,
leve u screamin like ur woman, when she got raveged by a savege,
when i take u out, be blood shed u cant phathom,
reporters on the news talkin bout collatarol damege,

[MainEvent]

shitttttttttttttt
first mast, didnt i already rip u a new asshole last time i spit somthing in your dirrection?

faggots in jackets, ducktape leads to maggots
this average practice leaves scenes traggic
my dreams are stagnant like living dead girl pagents
teens screams fr lazerpointer gagets, wigspit red mist magic
gesus Vs Zof, like Eggs Vs Toast, hifi zofi an the underdosed ghost
so whatcha whatcha wanttttttttt cha want?
i got the hunnies the moonies and the styles that ya flaun
said where'd u get your vocabulation from huh
u think u can win when BP revelation comes?
aw nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
i woke up then dun it

to rip kids a new asshole, you're gonna have to come better
man imma leave you more sliced and shifted than your fuckin letters
now homie dont catch feelings or get offended by what imma say
so why dont you go hang yourself from hooks in ceiling and call it a day
schoolin kids is a tedious task, puttin you on immediate blast
that shit you call rap made me vomit like blemic fasts
imma conduct this mass, and exorcise this blasphemes bastard
claiming you're a good rapper is like saying JA is a good actor
dudes probably fuckin Hepos right now like the gay Rob and Big
homie, ya rhymes are more repulsive than the shit in ya sig
in conclusion man, no one has more respect for you than i do
but remember that i wouldn't beat you in a battle, i'd fuckin crucify you

[sketch3]

main event, ills diss u with such intent,
that'll leve u with pain intense,
didnt know you'd cry to this extent,
leve u with ur nose bone bent,

[AteskOne]

that's me, ya heard?
if you ain't, check ya brain
get your head screwed on straight
cause im lyrically insane

"Some say they lyrically this, or lyrically that.
Throwing lyrical in every rap and they lyrically wack"- Jakki Da Mota Mouth

i felt that fit pretty well here.

[MainEvent]

haha sketch, come on homie, imma just be sincere
we all know you're more pussy than paris hilton's career

[GeSuS_KRiST]

i dont need skill to rip mast's ass
that faggot done slept off, when he shoulda been taking notes in class
learning how to write, learning how to rhyme
learning to count bars, learning to deliver on time
you say i clame to be a good rapper, and thats bullshit homie
im fucking producer this emcee shit can blow me
its phony just like most if these half baked white kids
i just droped some shit to get unbored ya dig?
your ish' is pretty decent but it draged on a bit
last line was fucking ill though, u killed that shit
yeah youd beat me ill be a man and admit it
but if this was a production contest mr. president youd be acquitted

[AnteUp]

says the guy with the insanely overplayed style/structure

and..
"i spit like a retarded kid"
"if mah raps are corn,ur tha cob"


try to call me whack again...
set it off then bitch

[MainEvent]

word gesus. i just wanted to kick a little keystyle this morning and you were the only one on the page who looked like they had skills.

[GeSuS_KRiST]

all good homie, u got a mic and wanna make a track by anychance?

[sketch3]

haha sketch, come on homie, imma just be sincere
we all know you're more pussy than paris hilton's career

i might be more pussy than paris's career,
but u suckin more dick than a quere,
fuck it lil kim wouldnt even cum near,
u walk into a room and all the bitches dissapere,
i can go on all night, cuss my rhyms are on point like a zulus spear,
im fuckin main event without proper consent,

ahh im to wack 4 words

[MainEvent]

all good homie, u got a mic and wanna make a track by anychance?
yeah i have this little shitty USB mic but i havent really done the MCing shit for a minute now. you have a soundclick or something for your beats i could check out?

[GeSuS_KRiST]

www.myspace.com/thesisthelasttime (http://www.myspace.com/thesisthelasttime)

by best beats arent on there

[MainEvent]

damn keep it trill is dope as hell man. yeah i'll definitely get in touch with you if i get back up on MCing. stay up with the producing, feelin the shit alot.

[GeSuS_KRiST]

ha u should hear my good shit... ;) but thanks

[RaGe2]

yeah i know i'm hot, u cant deny that
now get terrified cuz i'm mad
i horrify those who are worthlessly sad
my list never ends, time to go bury another corpse
i got 99 problems but you haters aint one
step to me and u goin get whacked by the gun
RAGE spit fire that burns yo punk ass like the sun
you whack ni**az aint nothin but some rednecks, or should i say pigeon shits
yo mothaz are some ugly tricks
i aint no angel and i aint no devil
just remember tat none ya'll on my level
remember that just cuz u write u aint rebel
u just another coward
imma strike with more force than the downfall of the twin towers
make it rain on you bitches like u tryna take a shower
we all know you lost so dont sour
homie u aint nice
imma a bounty hunter and its time to collect my price
i would never go near ya girl, she got some bad lice
u tha asian geek with a small dick, where's ya rice?
even if i do kill you, ya blood wont suffice
i laugh at misery and people's demise
tought i was nice? well here's ya surprise
keep playin ya cee-lo, i still got more bread than u rollin that dice
i spit fire to the sky
the shit comes back down like meteors, time to die
i show no sympathy, so dont try to get out of with a simple cry
fuck weed, i can spit without a high

[nsscanlon]

hey guys guess what, i just had sex/
im pretty sure it happened right betweed avids moms legs/

after im done the bitch was walkin around all bent/
but ill tell you what, best 20 bucks i ever spent/

i told her to take my number just incase she was lonely/
then i gave her the rock eyebrow an called her a jibroni/

thats what did it, i'd even swear on my life/
she called me the next day and said shes my wife/

i was like what the fuck ever, let me get in that woom/
hey avid im your new daddy, so get the fuck to your room/


wanna battle?

[GeSuS_KRiST]

ill battle you, ill step to the plate
ill bring the skill, ill be the great
burn u tonight or slaugther u today,
T3 type respond you got the dial up delay
n double s then to the c, he couldnt beat me
even if i was a punching b-a-g ya see
take a picture of me and keep it in your locket
you no hungry for rhymes u hungry for hot pockets


yeah tht sucked im goin to bed

[nsscanlon]

ill kick it back.... and no real beef avid1...

the only problem with your rhymes is that im one step ahead/
the only problem with your health is that your already dead/

you dont know the real way to kick it/
but ill show you how to bust the sick shit/
i stuck my dick in you girls ass and then made her lick it/
im wicked, bustin down the door to your house/
your more scared then an elephant in a room with a mouse/

you cant come close to the rhymes that i spit/
they burn you in the face like a jar of acid/
im gettin flascid/
because i just ate 12 pork chops/
jacked off 10 times and went through 11 tube socks/

[MainEvent]

who the fucks this kid talking about boning all these bitches
shits hard to write e-disses with broken fingers and a face full of stitches
but its all good, imma kick this real clear so you'll remember
i'm only 15 but i bet my dicks bigger than this kid's "Junior Member"
spit flows colder than December, introduce your mamma to mini-me
i'll go R Kelly style, have that bitch licking up a pint of my pee
homie you're not avid's papi, so lets access this situation all in all
i'm the reason you came out the womb with an addiction to alcohol
and i hate to do this to my son, compromise or cut you a deal
but after i'm through with this fag, he won't be able to eat solid meals

[GeSuS_KRiST]

shits dumb hard typing with a broken hand
graffiti dj skribble style working with crayons
by mentally retarded vin diesel fans, over active spit glands
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh bitch... twhat cabbiage
sour gummybears type pussy is near
OMFG aesop rocks is all........queer

[RaGe2]

why try to step up
have ya runnin in fear like a pup
my words cancerous
my body composed of lava, yeah i'm hazardous
the lyrics so death defying, call it murderous
criticize it, i'll light ya body on fire and let ya die there
what made ya think that i care?
wanna be a rap superstar?
well i'm standin in ya way
try fightin me, you'll pass away
like shady said, go to sleep bitch
so i can bury you 6 feet deep in this ditch
i'll sell ya dead body to cannibals when it's fresh
and then imma ask how's the flesh?
all of you are trash
ya'll aint make no cash
my flow destroys yours so dont expect to clash
i'll fuck ya bitch and her friends like bangbros.com
and when u come out imma ambush u in stealth like socom
have ya blood on my lighter
i'm the ultimate MC with skills of a street fighter

[KaOs-OneR]

didnt say he was the best...i said he was one of the best. sorry if you think differently. i dont know anything about his personal life nor do i care how much he lied or whatever...i just admired his work. if you say he bit can2 then whatever.

anyways gesus my parents are just being gay. i really dont needa go to rehab but they think i needa go because of my drinking and smoking habbits. they dont even know about most of the shit i've done. it's actually just my dad that thinks this...but it was my mother that ratted me out to him. i guess she forgot what my dad is really like. i really lost a lot of respect for my mom today because she's still pulling this shit after all the times my dad has hit her, after all the times i have come home from his house with black eyes and shit, and after all the things i havent told him about her because she asked me not to...after all that and after i felt i could trust her with a simple thing like me smoking and drinking...and she goes and tells him so he freaks out.


that's why i say fuck concerned parents and fucking going to rehab for some bullshit.



right, right. and im quoting shit from "like 2 years ago", cause i came back on this site to check it out after "like 2 years" of me not coming on it. and if you dont know what youre talking about, "i just admired his work. if you say he bit can2 then whatever. ", then please shut the fuck up. i was here when he was gettin herbed around, and i know he did bite can 2 and i know he did edit his flicks. so please shut your mouth, please? and on the other hand, why are you shedding your life's tears on a graffiti forum? better yet, the FREESTYLE thread of a graffiti forum? no offense to you gesus cause youre just talking back, but i dont see why people talk about their lives on this site.. this is the internet, open for the WORLD to see.. you blow up your life story on a huge piece of paper and hang it off the george washington bridge? shut the FUCK up, and dont speak unless spoken to

[opte one]

step up and i`ll be killin
like an overdose of penicillin
yu can only like me or love me
cause yall know no one is above me
i tag opte
i cant be stopped
im like a cue ball i cant be potted
im over your radar so i cant be spotted
jus listen to my flow
im on top of tha world
all the countries said so
when i hit yu wit my hand
the hits that hard yu can barely stand
i spit first class
im gunna keep spittin til im 6 feet under the grass
im a monster i do it real big
im makin cash like i own an oil rig
im reppin tda,number one click
were so fly,were so sick
step up and you`ll be knocked out quick
deres no way i can lose
yall remember what i said and keep iht in yah brain
and dere will be more so ill leeve yah on a cliffhanger wit the las word im sain...
evry word i say hits so hard it will leave yu wit a bruise

[RaGe2]

anyone wanna battle?

[sketch3]

'you wanna battle ME, you must be crazy'

[opte one]

rage that rap is sick mhan

[revolt92]

Shut yo' mouth you dirty slut
You know you want it in yo' butt

[opte one]

i`l battle you rage if yah think im good enough ???

[KEMi 4549]

im sick, to sick im uncurable,
my rhymes is hurtin ya mind liek im spiratual,
lyrically yu feelin me, sayen "why can't everybody rap like kemi?"
i got tha rhymes taht cause suicide in yu weaker guys,
cause explosions in tha lab wit dem beaker guys.
i stay alive by holden my own, stayen wit models getten my dome, driven in bentleys sitten on chrome.
i got tha lifestyle that everybody strives for,
tha one taht would take yu 9 lives for.
but on real talk iss all fake,
juss a kid on bs.com all baked.

[AnteUp]

someone wanna battle

[syrup2]

tay chops and frys mc's like garlic cooked potatos
more exotic and intresting then an island south of barbados

get it straight its not from the cuts
its from downtown and across some super models butts

read it straight the handys kinda wild
but ive been doing vomits tell its seeming kinda vile

across the street and maybe on your house
not only did I take your money but also touched your spouse

and now that shes seen game thats better then before
she looks inside herself and sees that shes a whore

which makes you come to realize who really is you
another entity thats not really true ?

so please stand back and stare at the cold glare
have a smoke and find its not fair

that im such a baller and im so fly
and god dosent care about the other little guy

[nsscanlon]

ok ill battle you, you, you and you/
all at once so you dont know what the fuck to do/
ill spit on you/
take all your respect and fuckin shove it/
i dont got respect from no one and i fuckin love it/

it means i can talk shit about peoples moms all day/
and at the end of the rhymes they dont got nothing to say/
cause most of you is little kids, and i dont want to play/
just wait 10 mintues, micheal jacksons on his way/

i heard about some bitches that like to fuckin talk/
fucked up on crutches and now that they cant fuckin walk/
there life is pointless they might as well be lined in chalk/
hopefully bitches get busted and they never undo the lock/

when they in jail theres gonna be a dude named frank/
streatch there ass so big i got a new parking space for my tank/
they always be sniffin coke so there arms really lank/
now let me set this rhyme off like a fat line of crank/

fuck your mom fuck your sister and fuck oprah too/
your bein hunted like when dog the bounty hunters after you/
you know what to do/
start runnin and dont stop/
but if you do ill gurantee you'll only hear 1 shot/
youll get rocked right up in your top/
full out cement sidewalk belly flop/


it was a bunk one i know

[RaGe2]

someone wanna battle

i'll battle you...i'll start it off then

i'll hit you up like 2pac
when ya on tha floor i shoot ya with my glock
i spit 24 hours a day like a clock
RAGE so hot, he melts his ice
so imma give ya some advice
never say that shit, you cant battle
u just like 50 cent, when shit gets tough u go on and tattle
i'm the illest dude, i'm sicka than AIDS infesting ya body killin you alive
imma bring my army and sting you 10 times worse than a bee hive
so fuck you and ya shitty life
i dont care, i'm gettin a blowjob right now from ya wife
oh wait u cant get a bitch, so it must be ya sister
and i'll burn and annoy ya worse than a blister
i'm RAGE the ultimate disser
u just a little boy, i address none as mister
you probably a fat geek
i'll destroy you every day of the week
hold a cheesburger in front of you, smack ya and eat it
now that's some street shit
when i slice ya up, you goin need more than a fuckin first aid kit

[opte one]

rage who were batlin dere?and do u cum frm scotland?

[opte one]

does any one wana batle wit me?

[RaGe2]

i'm battlin ante up...he has yet to respond lol
and na i'm not from scotland
i'm middle eastern

[KEMi 4549]

alright diss goin ta all yu...

yo kemi'll puchu on full blast//
betta say ya best lines cause day gone be ya last//
i puchu ina body bag not ina cast//
pump led inta ya stomach but don't come out ya ass//
right through ya back, im stayin strapped,
wit tha best weapons used in iraq, so prepared for a situation got grenades in tha pack//

diss ta rage -
ya shyt annoys me, its way to weak,
prolly thinken ya games right at its peak,
wait it is...cause thass tha best yu got,
thinken ya shyts hot but its way to NOT.
i'll beachu like a catholic school teacher,
or have yu layin face up in front of a preacher.
prolly can't getta gurl they all turn they backs,
gurls be fienden me like my names crack.
got no game, no style, no rhymes at all,
if yu were in my shoes yud trip an fall.

haha yu prolly gettin nervous,
wit waht i juss hit yu wit, youn't even diserve this.

[KEMi 4549]

now taht i actually read everyones, everyone besides nsscanlon should juss stop lol...juss bein straight up witchas

[MAST]

fucked as shit and im back or more
get ill with me and we'll fuck some whores
gettin ill is a hobby and a well one at that
im the motherfuckin crunkass amast in the hat
bitch i dont play, but i lied cause i do
ill play shit and whatever the fuck you wan' do
i aint got no flow, but i dont give fuck
one of my idols is the aflack duck
man yeah yeah yeah and ho ho ho
i dontc are if i win or not yo
i dont want to compete, cause im a beaurocrat
and ill befirend tou cause remember im the mast in the hat

thing one and thing 2 brothren i dont care
im'az do what i awant andgrow out my hair


boompow surprise. no "oooooooohhhh"


hahahahhhh


steel reserve is the number 2 love in my life

and PBR is on that level

[Sumoe]

Kemi, for real, who the fuck you tryna impress?/
Don't take this shit serious, after all it's just the internet/
So lemme get this straight, you gonna put ME on full blast?/
If my rhymes were garbage, even you would dig through the trash/
The only reason you frontin' is because you're on a computer/
In reality, Kemi is a transvestite bitch who works at Hooters/
That's no lie, I spit the straight truth/
Fuckin' with me is like a baseball fuckin' with Babe Ruth/
Blow you straight out the atmosphere with just one swing/
When I'm done with you, you gonna be kissing my pinky ring/
Asking for some sympathy for watchu been through/
And you ain't even seen all the shit that my spear do/
Matta fact Kemi, I dare you come at me with your Iraqi weapons/
I'll come at you with that shit they used during 9/11/
Before you come here and try spittin' a couple lines/
Remember I'm the one who shot your boyfriend nine times/

Edit: to Kemi...

:)

[RaGe2]

alright diss goin ta all yu...



diss ta rage -
ya shyt annoys me, its way to weak,
prolly thinken ya games right at its peak,
wait it is...cause thass tha best yu got,
thinken ya shyts hot but its way to NOT.
i'll beachu like a catholic school teacher,
or have yu layin face up in front of a preacher.
prolly can't getta gurl they all turn they backs,
gurls be fienden me like my names crack.
got no game, no style, no rhymes at all,
if yu were in my shoes yud trip an fall.

haha yu prolly gettin nervous,
wit waht i juss hit yu wit, youn't even diserve this.

who the fuck u think u is?
talkin about girls? ya mom wont even give ya a kiss
another white boy
another fight witha toy
u cant hit me ni**a, i'll counterpunch ya shit like mayweather
while ya stunned pop ya head off with my burreta
dont ask for forgiveness, u shoulda asked the bishop
i'll write these rhymes with ya blood and every last drop
that's what u get for cooperatin with a cop
u think i'm in my prime? na son, this the beginnin
pigs betta come get me for this lyrical crime
i cant get a girl son? man i bagged ya dime
sayin i'm weak? bro i'll chalk u up and have leakin
that's what ya get for speakin
beatin me like a catholic? fuck u christian and ya preachin
homie u a puss, u aint got no balls
fuckin with rage equals ya automatic downfall

[GHOST 2-5-2]

kemi won that shit but you both are not that good no dis just speaking my miond

[opte one]

okay.its jus i saw a rahe tag in Glasgow

[MainEvent]

sumoe's shit was solid but rage's response was mediocre. kemi's disses were terrible though and didnt make alot of sense

[KEMi 4549]

props ta sumoe, hit me bad.

but rage, yu still gotta spit betta lines - no beef either, iss juss freestylen.

[Sumoe]

haha...just fuckin' around and shit, not to be taken seriously.

But hey, Ghost, if you think you can do better be my guest.

[RaGe2]

lol...i dont consider myself to be that good, i havent even been rappin for that long

[AVID1]

Whys there so many toys round here/
braggin bout drugs murder pimpin and beer/
rapping aint about how much shit you smoke/
it's about how well you wrote/
Thinkin you dope/
but you done choked/
like killin ya self with rope/
ya shits dirty, pass me the soap/
I'ma clean your act up, for good/
ya know what I'ma take my glock/
I'ma clean your act up, for good/
Just the way I should/
remember the meaning of rap/
forget about how to smoke crack/
I reminisce about those good times/
while I listen to gangsters makin music/
tryna keep my head together so I dont lose it/
when I'm in my car just cruisin..

[FlawOne]

Hahahhaa, I normally lurk, thus no one has ANY idea who I am, but I had to login just for this thread :D

When I step to the mic you know the word is born
I expell more seeds than unprotected porn
Yea, the name flaw one, the immaculate conception
When I drop a dope bar the whole crowd gets an erection
You shoulda used discretion, unadulterated rhyme
spit by the flaw, warps the matter of ya mind
Ima an alien entity, from the depths of a dimension
yet you act all bad ass cause you got a few detentions
Flee from the cops when you scribble on a wall
I could be all city king I got pigs by they balls
So when you act all tough, cause you a bully in the halls
Know that your existance is unparallel to Flaws

Hahaha. That was just some random bars I thought up. It wasnt directed towards anyone in particular.....

Anyway, this thread is pretty sweet. Hopefully Ill post on these boards more often. Peace!

[RaGe2]

my flow's monstrous
think u can beat me? that's just purpostrous
i cant give up that easily
best believe me, imma eat ya'll up indecently
all of ya flows are SHIT, i cant put it any differently
deck ya face discreetly
really wanna diss? u too pussy to meet me
i aint john cena, but i mean it when you can't see me
ya'll all talk the same shit, got me thinkin u a puppet
fuck it, cock this gun and shoot that bullet
my mouth full of rhymes, give me some toothpicks
all you can do is hate cuz my shit is fantastic

[MainEvent]

ayo flawone, props for originality and not how you "bust techs"
but giving a crowd of dudes erections? now thats just suspect
mains meticulously malicious, the malignant microphone master
signing up on BS for rap, i think you got your priorities backwards
and rage2, best believe imma lyrically engage you
fuck your little plastic bling, start acting your age dude
homie i stopped reading that bullshit after the second line
hows your "shit fantastic" when half your bars dont even rhyme?
not on some gangsta tip, but i'll end this shit before it starts
no ones gonna find your body when i dump it in NY's uncharted parts

[KEMi 4549]

main event juss ripped rage2 haha...an taht is plastic, id change it

[ODonthesetrees]

my flow's monstrous
think u can beat me? that's just purpostrous
i cant give up that easily
best believe me, imma eat ya'll up indecently
all of ya flows are SHIT, i cant put it any differently
deck ya face discreetly
really wanna diss? u too pussy to meet me
i aint john cena, but i mean it when you can't see me
ya'll all talk the same shit, got me thinkin u a puppet
fuck it, cock this gun and shoot that bullet
my mouth full of rhymes, give me some toothpicks
all you can do is hate cuz my shit is fantastic

rage 2 you suck, you can suck my dick
ima fuck your mother, and fuck your chick
not gunna lie im pritty high
shit is that why your rhymes look weak in my eyes?
cause i aint hesitating to see the shit done wrong
you wrote a bad rap, why not make it a worse song?
shit your weak, and your shit is geeked
ima fuck you up bad like a seasoned freak
and break your neck, fuck your eye socket
if you fuck with these then you end up on the carpet
all choppedd up, balls in my cats bowl
blood on the floor, i can see your fuckin soul
so keep on rhyming fightin *****s
theyre all a buunch of no good linguists
but shit man i cant even rememebr what that means
do you know, maybe ill hit google to check on my fein
of a brother, my mothers son, my sons mother...fuck the shit
seasonal epidemic i can gradually escape through the portal of walrocks now
peace im out till later
fuck the gradual cylinder of a bong and see the hater
appear through the fogged out room
fishbowled home to the broom closet
and i am gone cya later

[ODonthesetrees]

ayo flawone, props for originality and not how you "bust techs"
but giving a crowd of dudes erections? now thats just suspect
mains meticulously malicious, the malignant microphone master
signing up on BS for rap, i think you got your priorities backwards
and rage2, best believe imma lyrically engage you
fuck your little plastic bling, start acting your age dude
homie i stopped reading that bullshit after the second line
hows your "shit fantastic" when half your bars dont even rhyme?
not on some gangsta tip, but i'll end this shit before it starts
no ones gonna find your body when i dump it in NY's uncharted parts
yo serious shit though...respect liek borat and shit yo

but dude im going up to oguinquit main in liek a week man, shits ill...peac htough

[MainEvent]

^if you make your way up to portland, hit me up

[RaGe2]

a mayne, u aint no event
i'll rob u of all ya money like the government
keep rhymin bitch, u got the whole crowd sleepin
u wish u could engage me u weaklin
usin big words? u a nerdy brainiac
i bust lyrical techs cuz i'ma homicidal maniac
now dont act like chris benoit and go in suicidal panic
dont get pissed cuz i allow u to exist
words cant end you, so imma use my fist
u really lookin for ya extinction u fakeass martyr
probably shittin ya pants cuz ya knew i was gonna come 10 times harder
torture yo ass worse than christ
dont move nig this is a lyrical heist
half my shit dont rhyme? nig u cant read
heed my words, ya girl's harborin my seeds
and she pleasin everyone of my needs
dont get mad at the shit i wrote
ya parents never loved ya, so kill yaself but dont forget the suicide note
thinkin ya tuff cuz ya dissed me, imma be like jason and slice ya throat
fuck ya mother while ya watch
but that's not enough, i'll kill ya family and take it up another notch
act yo age bitch, get laid u virgin, oh but wait, u aint got no crotch
i'm the wolf and you tha sheep
have in so much fear ya cant sleep

[G-Fat]

beef here, beef there/
bitch on the beef in my underwear/
i ain't braggin', but beef is faggin'/
i ain't no brit, so dont try the ciggarette bullshit/
i'm talkin' bitches, talkin' shit/
give up the crown you never had/
yes, your styles that bad/
it caused my computer to crash/
its a shame, you had a chance and lost the game/
this is just a rhyme, so don't lose your cool/
but leave it to the big boys and stay in the kiddy pool/



---------------
a fag is British slang for cigarette(just filling in the less knowledgeable)

[MainEvent]

haha dude please, i can read prefectly fine
i'm 100% positive that "puppet and bullet" dont rhyme
same with "toothpicks and fantasic," snappin this kid like elastics
main spits so hot, melt this kid faster than his chain made of plastic
dude cant understand the vocab, so lemme make this shit real clear
You Can Not Rap, so stop wasting our time you fuckin queer
shifting gears, puffin the ganj from the bubbler placed on the ground
hook him up with some weed just to calm this RaGing faggot down
familia my lyrics rape your shit like little kids and catholic pastors
homie your lines are only funny because of my THC-induced laughter
the lyrical disaster, drown you in the streams of my water bongs flow
fuckin kill this kids family and friends, show you meaning of "white widow"
obvious to see smoking too much of that shit has made you a mad fag
so i'll make a genocide outta you and your fam like sunnis and shias in baghdad
cause i'm like ethiopians at midnight homie, you can't see me
i think i need to make you a little tutorial on how to really MC
"New to Rapping? Start Here!" just like in the toy forum dude
imma start a Rap for Toys section of the forums specially for you
and much respect to the homie waster, dude did it up real big
but after im through with you, kids will have R.I.P. Rage2 in their sigs

[GHOST 2-5-2]

puppet and bullet do rhyme

[Citizin]

Damn, some skills in here.

[MainEvent]

puppet and bullet do rhyme
you cant count 2 syllable words as rhyming cause they end in "it". thats like saying hotdog and dog rhyme.

[G-Fat]

you cant count 2 syllable words as rhyming cause they end in "it". thats like saying hotdog and dog rhyme.

haha true that, the grammar police will have your balls. but yeah all jokes aside he's right...

[MainEvent]

lol yeah, i was kinda bugged out. 2am in the morning, chilling with kids, blazing some nugs and writing little raps online and i was debating with myself whether bullet and puppet rhyme. ayo on that note, imma go to sleep peace

[KEMi 4549]

shut up ghost, ma boi main ripped rage2

"haha dude please, i can read prefectly fine
i'm 100% positive that "puppet and bullet" dont rhyme
same with "toothpicks and fantasic," snappin this kid like elastics
main spits so hot, melt this kid faster than his chain made of plastic"

^^^best lines ever said on this thread...never going ta get over taht...big props ta main event

[RaGe2]

ta main event:

betta kiss ya ass goodbye, cuz today the day u die
you say u get high
but the only shit u ever shit u ever sparked was a lighter
blazin shit, u never smoked a blunt
have ya runnin like a deer, cuz Rage is on his hunt
you tighter than ya mothers cunt
always sayin shit, stop tryna front
u a fake ni**a, imma fuck u up
goin see me in the streets act all nice and say "hey sup"
"i never meant any disrespect"
well fuck u, get a dam intellect
betta check ya self
imma leave u the only book on that shelf
dont blame ya insecurities on me, homie u cant RAP
imma be like al capone, and stick with my strap
say i cant rhyme, but i can still bust a cap
not my fault kemi's dumbass agrees witcha crap
so go sleep pussy, go take a little kitty nap
all you ever use as a metaphor is some catholic dude
keep frontin, u aint sick you prude
look down that barrel of my lyrical gat
cuz to survive, u goin need a miracle CAT
frontin like u good, u on 50's dick so go and rat
we goin collide with more force than ya head with my bat
talkin about my plastic chain? that's more than ya broke ass could ever AFFORD
ya rhymes is whack, they got me on the floor bored
get up and get out
before i break ya mouth
now try spillin a rhyme
u wish u was me, probably imitatin my shit worse than a mime
all u spit is lies and rumors
ya rep smaller than flies and brain tumors
u a lil ni**a, u cant move me
keep sniffin ya shit, u whiter than that ki
the only bitch you ever got was ya lil dog
have ya lost worse than ya tryna drive through the fog
u cant break me, i'm harder than a wooden log
i'll have ni**az hatin u worse than muslims hatin a hog

[MainEvent]

this dude is done, supplying some of this thread's wackest lines
this kid couldn't 'bust hard Rhymes' if he had Busta sceamin "ya virginity is mine"
why you censoring yourself by beeping out n!gga with asterisk?
so either you're a prude ass black guy or a white kid spitting blasphemes
either way it doesn't make sense, cant fuck with main when he spits intense
lets see how a louisville slugger will donate Rage2 some cranial dents
lyrics are heavensent, sending him to the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
since we started, bet hes beat off at least three time to the pic below my posts
calling me fake, man i'll slice off ya limbs in a display of amazing dismay
best believe like Jessica Biel, all this shit "is real by the way"
and best believe i've sparked more than a lighter, heres just one
me and my semen sparked the catalyst of life in your mom's vaginal gums
the shogun of the slums, bucking a few through ya Ecko sweater
you're mom and sister sucked me off back-to-back, call it a double header
but shit gets better, just peep homie's MySpace so you can understand
low and behold, i've been battling Osama bin Laden's second in command
http://a293.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/35/l_e86a4b80e6eed6abe837105f6316e1fc.jpg
ayo i got respect for the muslim people so i dont wanna put that on blast
but homie lets be realistic, stop rapping and pump my muthafuckin gas
and youre right man, i dont really utilize smilies or metaphors
but in battles dude, you gotta come with personals alot more

see imma just break this down to help you be a better MC
you're improving quickly but theres alot of distance between you and me
first off, you gotta make your flow better, emphasis on who youre against
the long line about the chain to "get up and get out" doesnt make alot of sense
also you spit alot of filler and off topic ish, gotta clean that shit up
homie make every bar count, more direct and less abrupt
use shit i said, shit in my sig and anything else similar to that
hone in that shit, then make disses incorparated with ya rap
like if i was battling myself like some bipolar hip hop game
i'd say "How you gonna be dope when theres no rap Events in Maine"
"Maine's the second whitest state in the country, hows this kid gonna rap?"
or spit cliche like "this dude aint the MainEvent, hes the following act"
ayo so theres lesson one from MainEvent's MC academy
hoping this shit helps and doesnt just get you more mad at me
haha but like i said im trying to help, not make you enRaGed or mad
but imma move on to another dude, i'm done wasting bars on this fag

[RaGe2]

lol i cant even lie, that was good

talkin about my mom and sister, man u cant even do some parkin lot pimpin
blast at ya battleship now who's sinking?
keep thinkin you good cuz u nothin against the kingpin
crumble ya up like paper and throw ya in the trashbin
ya mind is too dim
dont stop ya car, cuz imma take the wheels off and smash ya with the rim
talkin about osama's second in command, u got rhymes but we got bombs
probably got ya hidin behind ya moms
dont hate cuz i got more weaponry
now u know u cant step to me
my words sting ya worse than a killa bee
pump ya gas? bitch please i'll light ya shit on fire
i'll destroy you willingly, call me the lyrical assassin for hire
if i did let u live, u probably bow down to me and call me sire
have ya hidin in a closet like i was mike myers
i'll take any cheap shot, fuck the rules
dont come round here, betta tuck ya chain in before we take ya jewels
u roll around with a bunch of fools
talkin about baggin girls, they just used u like tools
stupid clown, ur just someone's goon
make it pour on ya bitch ass like a monsoon
and then sufocate you like u was caught in a sand dune
come in the bar and imma pop ya head like they did proof
i'm coming with the uppercut it's goin send ya through the roof
sayin ya wasting bars?
my shit so ill it'll give u SARS
u tryna get up
but imma pull yo ass back down
stick ya head in the water until ya drown
get the fuck outta here, u cant mess with my sound
shit is too strong, have ya face bashed in the ground
you worse than kemi, so be prepared
cuz i spare none not even the scared
inside you softer than baby skin
outside u tryna battle me, ***** u aint jin
ya fate is to lose, u'll never win
inside i'm stone cold brick
you probably rape children's minds worse than nick [nickelodeon]
white ass cracker, probably fat too like rick
ross that is, think u hard now cuz u flip weight
cant beat me while my mind in the right state
only girl who ever gave ya head was a hoe named kate

[MainEvent]

haha word, good shit.

[RaGe2]

bro i'm bored of battlin lol
thanks for the pointers tho
really helpful

[MainEvent]

haha yeah im kinda maxed out right now. stay up though man, you got alot of potential.

[RaGe2]

hehe thanks
ur pretty good yaself

[GeSuS_KRiST]

fuck the freeworld

[sketch3]

gesus is just bitter cuss the free world, left the mornin after without levein a number, or sayng goodbye..
HOW CUM U NEVA CALL B?

[RaGe2]

lol...oooooh burnnnnnnn =P

[GeSuS_KRiST]

cas the phones disconnected
need to be resorected, tired of gettin disrespected,
so i left it

[RaGe2]

so easy a caveman could do it

[RaGe2]

i dont pop no gangsta ish
i only pop my murda ish
this my ocean of rhymes and u just a lil fish
u dudes is appetizers, i'm the main dish
think u can take me, then show me what u got
all u bump is commercial shit, well GGG-uNOT
destroy you from the inside out like a blood clot
my flow homicidal, but heavenly
u *****z pussy, i'm manly
ya'll got eyes but still cant see
my rhymes worth more than that bentley
carve my enemies names in them hollow tips
and pop that lead in each of they lips
what's beef?
beef is when lil *****z tryna diss me while rollin they leaf

[GeSuS_KRiST]

your flows not murderous it homosexual
like sucking on testicals
beyond gay, your extraterrestrial
interesting but nothing speical,
west hollywood gay-borhood type suckin off vessils
look kid uneed to change your style your whole approcah is gay
pack up your shit and go live in san frqan with the pride parade
your a fucking sloppy carbon copy


seriously get off the thug tip, you probably dont own a gun, im sure you never killed anyone and ur rhymes dont make sence.... quit while your behind...

love,
gesus

[Sumoe]

Rage2:

I'm unbreakable, because no emcee can shatter me/
I'll tear out your heart and leave a whole in your chest cavity/
You bite my shit because it's the highest form of flattery/
But that don't flatter me, and all I hear is blabbery/
Because when you rap, all you do is blabber g/
To even try and touch me you have to climbed on a ladder see/
That's how it is, my skills are higher than yours/
I'll bring you to Empire State and drop you 400 floors/
You gonna hit the ground in approximately 7 seconds/
You wanted to battle me and now you probably regret it/
You're just a fake-ass, punks-ass, thug wannabee/
A faggot, whose subject to homosexual sodomy/
And as for beatin' me, forget that shit/
You'll have more luck winnin' with a fake lottery ticket/

just some more bullshizzle...

[ODonthesetrees]

but the only shit u ever shit u ever sparked was a lighter
what the fuck does that say?
rage 2 is to damn gay?
shit my eyes go teary when i see youve posted
jsut another wasted chunk of bandwith ghosted
hopefully a modll come delete your rhymes
cause they do not rhyme as i read down the lines
i start to cringe and i start to feel sorry
but then i see santas labeled you naughty
all cause your shit is too damn foul
shit is grosser then eating a bowel
what the fuck was my point in sitting down
just to treat you to these lovely sounds
that i shoot and ignite and you hear my flow
as i conjure up a way to become whole
what did i even say right now?
does it matter, rage2 gets plowed!

[MainEvent]

damn everyones raggin on rage2 now

[RaGe2]

u say my flow is homosexual, but taht's comin from the guy who got duked in teh ass
not my fault his dick penetrated like a shot through glass
i gotta keep dissin bitches cuz i'm flamable like gas
quit while i'm behind? comin from a bitch's gassed up mind
and sumoe, that was some more bullshit
cuz that's not even worth anyone's credit
beatin you is so easy a child could do it, yeah i said it
callin me a thug wannabe, i can still beat u easily
odonthesetrees you're are the whackest dude to ever spit a bar
dont turn around cuz u goin see a speedin car
hittin u so hard and the driver laughin cuz u went so far
keep callin me the fake one
but when i see u, better run rabbit run
but you'll probably try to act nicer than a church nun
bro i dont even gotta rhyme, u already done
and when the freestylin stops
my punches begin to pop
relentless verbal slaughter cant stop
back to sumoe, u fat shit, u'll never beat me, i'll just dodge cuz u too slow
bust through ya door, and make fun of ya fatass with my crazy flow
knock ya unconscious and rob ya of all ya dough
u might be the first STUPID asian, contain you and tease ya with food
yeah i raped all of ya mothers and they had you, so watcha gonna do?
gather up a weak pathetic crew?
never in a million years you'll come close
cuz u lit the fuse and i arose
stab ya with my thorns like a rose
i signify ya death like the devils crows

[Sumoe]

lol are you Middle Eastern?

Because you know, many of the Middle Eastern countries are in Asia.

So, when you make fun of Asians, you could be very well including yourself...

because I've read a few of your rhymes that had some shit about Asians in it.

ehhh...I'll reply later.

[RaGe2]

yes but in the stereotypical way you know what i mean
lmfao
cuz when i think of asian the first thing that comes to mind is a jap/korean/chinese/vietnamese/phillipino etc... person

[Sumoe]

lol, yeah I guess...

what are you?

edit: do you write? Because I don't think I've seen your shit.

[RaGe2]

pakistani lol
what about you?
i'm thinking you're japanese, cuz that's what i think when i see sumoe..a fat japanese dude lol

[RaGe2]

fuck bro, 3 people dissed me all at once
that was fuckin retarded -__-

[Sumoe]

haha, Not Japanese...I'm Filipino.

I used to write Sumo because I'm a fairly big dude...6'2 around 250 lbs, 15.

but I added an "E" and dropped "O"s because I hate them.

edut: haha, my diss wasn't even really specific, just thought it would make a good Rage2 diss lol.

[RaGe2]

lol
but i always come with a response, so it wont matter if my response sucks or not, i'll keep on spittin
dammm 6'2
i'm only 5'9" or 5'10" , 120lbs
rofllll
ur not fairly big man, ur fuckin huge

[opte one]

aiight anyone wunna battle ???

[MainEvent]

damn sumoe, you're only 15?

[opte one]

ladies an gentlemen welcome to the beginnin of the end.
my names rust twelve aka dertty bwoy.
i dont need a beat i`ll go acapella.
so listen up fella.
you see me wit some money yah know i got it from a swindoo.
in that yellow lambo hangin out tha windoo.
i aint playin,
when you step up al be gettin my pistol an wont be delayin.
this is one of the things a used to dream about.
every one knows my name an dey scream it out.
i spit faster than any hurricane.
and i dont rap for the fame.
i rap to be at the top of the game.
i live for the people on the street.
i live for the lyrics and the beat.

aka derrty bwoy.
lookin like a pritty bwoy.
steppin out wearin the tims and the flyest gear.
lookin so fly you cant beleeve ive onli been alive for 13 year.
an wearin the chains, watch wit all that ice.
im a dj aswell scratchin like im gettin rid of lice.
heres somthing yall should leurn.
some one lights up that dro be like usher and jus let it burn.
get in the way of my car youll get what you deserve
cause yall know i aint gunna swerve.
like 2pac said dere still aint no changes.
look around deres still all these racist faces.
an taht aint huw its sposed to be.
yal aint no different compared to me.
like big boi said me an you, your mamma an your cousin too.

[sketch3]

u might go accepella, but u still need a beating,
u toy,
wat kinda name is dutty boy?
u aint got a fistfull of pisstols so stop ur noise,
stop ur fussin just cuss u got an ass whoopin from my momma and cusion,
you 'live for the lyrics and beat'? now ur life will revolv around finding ur teeth,
you 'live for the people on the street',
theses folks dont play jokes, leve a slug in ur knees for sumthin to eat,
ur straight outta suburbia, thats how come i never herd of ya
best leve the hood befor some one murdas ya

[ODonthesetrees]

odonthesetrees you're are the whackest dude to ever spit a bar
dont turn around cuz u goin see a speedin car
hittin u so hard and the driver laughin cuz u went so far
keep callin me the fake one
but when i see u, better run rabbit run
but you'll probably try to act nicer than a church nun
who'll be driving this car, your boyfriend jerry?
or will it be your mother, and her lover mary?
homosexual family, of rage2 the asian
you skinny little bitch here comes my invasion
your 5 foot 9 and 120 pounds
why would i be running? your ass would be on the ground
so keep thinking your this tough little boy with skills
even your interent life has no thrills
i know im not a rapper i dont pretend to be
but at least i can rhyme two words properly

[ODonthesetrees]

fuck that

[MainEvent]

alright, mains kickin the flow that all yall dudes need to hear
spittin the real shit that has you fake battle rappers runnin in fear
styles so devonair, the bars are impeccable without a doubt
typing up a free cause all these half ass disses are getting real played out
word is bond, hip hops become some sinful shit and we need to atone
but this MC has more abilities and features than the fuckin iPhone
so imma keep spittin fire despite the situation being dire
cause Main has more lyrical dope than the first three seasons of The Wire
trying maintain that real hip hop to the best of my ability
pumpin tracks from Lauryn Hill to Ghostface Killah b
ya see, rappers best friend is hyperbole, MCs profress the truth
MCs spit real life, rappers make their own fiction in the booth

[syrup2]

who'll be driving this car, your boyfriend jerry?
or will it be your mother, and her lover mary?
homosexual family, of rage2 the asian
you skinny little bitch here comes my invasion
your 5 foot 9 and 120 pounds
why would i be running? your ass would be on the ground


can anyone say bars ? dumbass bars ?

odon your a sav for that right there shit was dope

[nsscanlon]

been gone for a minute.... maine shits hella tight....espically that adive rap shit

one day maybe ill learn to spit a few rhymes like maine/
or maybe ill have a stamp thats make me mentally insane/
useing big words that i dont even know how to explain/
but i got his whole advice rap burned right in my brain/

he said make every bar count so thats whats gonna happen/
i could shut your ass up before you even started rappin/
clappin/
cause the proformace is almost done/
i swear your mom gets hit more then a fuckin snare drum/

most gay people got aids so you must have it too/
no i think what happend is that they got it from you/
oooo/
thats probley the gayest thing I ever said/
you cant say anything gay cause your to busy givin head/

[opte one]

sketch3
Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 2,302



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u might go accepella, but u still need a beating,
u toy,
wat kinda name is dutty boy?
u aint got a fistfull of pisstols so stop ur noise,
stop ur fussin just cuss u got an ass whoopin from my momma and cusion,
you 'live for the lyrics and beat'? now ur life will revolv around finding ur teeth,
you 'live for the people on the street',
theses folks dont play jokes, leve a slug in ur knees for sumthin to eat,
ur straight outta suburbia, thats how come i never herd of ya
best leve the hood befor some one murdas ya

[opte one]

wel ive walked through the valley of the shadow of death an guess hoo i saw liein dere,yea thats right sketch3.
derrty bwoy will win just you wait and see.
sketch your jus liein and bitchin.
yous just sittin dere wishin yu was in my postion.
and i found my teeth dey were still in my mouth.
i need a beating ???i`ll kick yah ass from the north all the way done to the south.
i`m from a villiage.
not suburbia.
oh damn you never heard of me???
just ask yo mumma.
i banged her so hard she thought i was a bass drumma.
me dead??never.
i even bounced back after last years sever.
and yea your right i dnt have a fistfull of guns i only have one...
an tahts all i need to kill your ass so step down son...

[sketch3]

you bannged my mum? ur 13 son,
u aint even legal aged to get laid,
but just about ready to get slayed, ur ripe for the pickin ,get an ass kickin.
i dont wanna here a verbal rendition, of a bull shiting,
by someone so young, they aint even got there dick in,
a pussy, so trust me, u dont own a gun to put a clip in,
u from a villege? im from a city, so ur rep is preety shity.
ur rhymes aint witty, i bet even if u did have a gun,
bullets never hit me, cuss u cant pull the trigger, fingers to itty bitty,
u say u only got one gun, then u better run,
cuss the militerys full arsenel, couldnt stop me,
stickin falmein charcole up ur arsehole,

[Sumoe]

lol sketch...

Opte one:

You're a pussy ass bitch, scared to stay home alone/
You're a woman, born with two X chromosomes/
You don't even understand that shit, your too fuckin' retarded/
I'm cold hearted, so in the end you'll get slaughtered/
Rape your bitch and fuckin' tie up your daughter/
The only gun you ever gripped, was filled with water/ain.
So, stop lying, you're not a real thug/
You're just an E-thug, you never pealed slugs/
You're right, you never been dead, because you never lived/
You're rhymes are fuckin' contradictory, like negatively positive/
If you battle me, you're just gonna meet your end, I ain't your friend/
So, do all of us a favor and never click on this thread ever again.

some gay shit...

[sketch3]

wow he got pwand, i never use that word.but ouch

[opte one]

fien i`ll take the both of you

[MainEvent]

lol watch out, homies gonna bring the heat...

[sketch3]

yo opet,
you walking thru the vally of the shadow of death,
beter not lay down for a rest, if you do ill take a shit on ur chest,
im seriouse, dont even stop, to catch ur breath,
cuss wen it comes to shiting im the best,
im the kind of guy to poo in ur best church shoes,
leve a dookie inbtween ur mothers breasts,
ill take dump in ur mouth, just dont get mad at me,
when i leve phecal matter in ur tooth cavity,
the shit falls out of me, like gravity in my lavitry,
i know its unsainitry, but in court im pleading insanity.

wow i just made a tune about pooing on some one,


but for eal, when i start defecating, itll be devistatein

[opte one]

i`m retarted??? sumoe you fat bitch dnt get me started.
yea i may be only 13.
but a showed yo bitch things she aint ever seen.
i`m a pussy ???.
sumoe you were afraid of the rhyme lil boe peep.
one more diss form you i`ll rob your house when your asleep.
i`ll take your t.v i`ll take your wife.
come downstairs and i`ll take your life.
sketch all you do wit yah rhymes is recycle.
so i`m gunna kick your ass from nite til./
day come.
sumoe yo so fat yo chromosomes go xyxyxyxyexx.
thats why the doctors and yo mamma cant comfirm your sex.
my reps so high it like its on coacain.
an tell both yo mammas am sorry about the cumstain.
i`m gunna meet my end??
oh shit sumoe dnt sit on that bench look its beginnin to bend.
sketch, you gunna slay me???
sumoe yu gunna tie up my daughter???
sorry to tell yah this but i fucked yuur mumma too.
sumoe has she still got that underwear i bought her???
my bullet will hit yu son.
an then after that you`ll be done.
an sumoe al kick yah ass.
its that easy my clothes wont even have a crease.
thats iht i`ve said my rhyme.
i`m bouncing peace.

[Sumoe]

Blah Blah Blah, "Sumoe you're fat, I fucked your moms"/
You said the same shit in the same free about fifteen times/
I proved that you're retarded, everyone knows that you are/
You're gonna be comatose once I hit your dome witta crowbar/
One bitch slap and I can stop your moms from feedin' ya/
Opte had to search what a "chromosome" was on Wikipedia/
You shoulda payed attention to your teacher, when she was teachin' ya/
But now you have to pay attention to this dude when he's beatin' ya/
Stop talkin' bout guns, you don't know how it feels to hold cold nine/
I don't need to hold heat I'll fuckin' rip out your spine/
I can reverse the universe, make day turn to night/
You can't touch my rhymes in battlin' and could never touch me in a fight/
I been in more scraps than a stray pitbull/
You gonna be knocked out on the floor the second my fist hit you/
So, Opte stop tryna be gangsta you know that you not/
You're on 13, try again in a couple years when both your balls drop/

[opte one]

okay i admit defeat tahts sum bangni lyrics for sumoe an sketch3...

[AVID1]

yo I feel like I'm the last one left since youth and jay went away/
since Westpen closed up, I said it was gay/
but those were the best years of my life/
Just fuckin up and causing trife/
now there's nothing left, I wish my knife would slit my throat/
but I'm too much of a mess to ever do it myself/
this is too much then I can bear to stomach/
So it's no shock/ that my health is shot/
I smoke weed all day packin hays at my balls/
on the internet banging these rhymes of how I recall/
My life 3 years ago, shit changes fast/
even though I'm the same loser I was then/
I feel like I lost my self control and I'm just saying the same jokes over again/
I need to find my brothers but they all disappeared on me/
I aint even a real emcee, these rhymes are from this henessee/
But Don't get shit confused/
I'm not the one to be accused/
I'll take my slaughter with a pen and paper/
My words rape her/
I'll push you off the cliff/
your rhymes are stiff/ Your flow doesn't exist/
the equivalent of piss/
I'm better then you, even though I place my beer on my rejection note..

[MainEvent]

lol sumoe ripped that dude, wikipedia line and the ball dropping lines killed it.

[MainEvent]

alright, i was gonna go after Avid with a little battle rap recital
but i dont really wanna bombard a kid with disses when homies suicidal
so imma go after Sumoe cause hes the dude with the most skills
both with rap and graf, nice rhymes to dope color schemes and fills
but homie lets be real, my lyrically ability aint to be fucked with
battle me and i'll flat line you like the ass on white chicks
fam fallback, i've been doing this since Rap City was still in the Bassment
before JA was ran NYC and before Mike Jackson got the face replacement
This is a a sumoe versus a ninja, everyone knows Imma win
Cause you know the boy's bars sicker than Tommy Lee’s seamen
You should go back to the Philippine Islands for your own protection
Best believe I’ll cut you up so bad, shit'll look like a full body C-Section

[sketch3]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIVd76ACvvg&mode=related&search its a freestyle

[Nem]

the s.c.a.b

from the cpt

on a rhymin spree.

a straight g!

XDDD

i love dre.

[GeSuS_KRiST]

that guys wack

[sketch3]

who, the one in the video or dr dre

[MainEvent]

that dude MC Life was pretty dope. took him a little bit to warm up but shit was nice

[nsscanlon]

maine lets battle... should be killa....


all the kids on this forum make me fuckin vomit/
ill blow up like the earth colliding with hallies commit/
get on it/
or make it stop and get the fuck off/
yous a ninja? bitch you look like laura croft/

ill break your teeth and put your guts in a pail/
you'll die faster then when you played the Oregon Trail/
your frail/
so post up an battle me one last time/
cause i swear im suisidal this could be my last rhyme/

got bombs strapped around me like im in Al' Quida/
i aint afgany im just a straight fuckin ridah/
dont tryda/
mess with me cause ill explode/
you popin off but im dodgin bullets like neo/


hahaha soo bunk... ill kick one when you kick back// way to early...


ps: wow i love the ame oregon trail.... takin it back to grade fuckin 2 ye

[ODonthesetrees]

can anyone say bars ? dumbass bars ?

odon your a sav for that right there shit was dope
sarcasm? if not thanks i guess...and i know nothing about rap what is a bar?:D i just htink its fun to come in here and shit on people

[nsscanlon]

yea i got no clue what a bar is either.... i just kick it...the sick shit... i stuck it in your girls ass and then made her lick it.... hahaha

[MainEvent]

maine lets battle... should be killa....


all the kids on this forum make me fuckin vomit/
ill blow up like the earth colliding with hallies commit/
get on it/
or make it stop and get the fuck off/
yous a ninja? bitch you look like laura croft/

ill break your teeth and put your guts in a pail/
you'll die faster then when you played the Oregon Trail/
your frail/
so post up an battle me one last time/
cause i swear im suisidal this could be my last rhyme/

got bombs strapped around me like im in Al' Quida/
i aint afgany im just a straight fuckin ridah/
dont tryda/
mess with me cause ill explode/
you popin off but im dodgin bullets like neo/


hahaha soo bunk... ill kick one when you kick back// way to early...


ps: wow i love the ame oregon trail.... takin it back to grade fuckin 2 ye

usually dont spit to suicidal kids but for you, ill make an exception
ya boy main cant be fucked with like virgins and swelling erections
doper than heroin injections, but more addictive and fun galore
send you and that kid RaGe2 to Abu Ghraib you fuckin whore
main's lyrical C4, teach you to make verbal explosives, just ask how
but do us all a favor and blow yourself up like the terrorists in Glasgow
time to blast now, clear that you and Allah have a pressing engagement
ayo i'll still be kickin disses when you're in little pieces on the pavement
stuck it in your little sisters ass, she licked it up cause she wanted a taste
best believe im "popin off" and exploding on that little bitch's face
but Lara Croft and Neo? shit aint a video game when you battle me
Homie, its time to leave the fantasy world and come back to reality
making 6 figure salaries, getting the whole forum to hate you
use Rusto and Belton as weapons, let the vapor fumes fuckin asphyxiate you
ayo and im not the type of MC that likes to brag and boast
but dawg, come on, get at me again when you have more than 9 posts

[ODonthesetrees]

Overdosed on trees, when i was but 15
smoked so much weed, i could hear the walls scream
life clogged my sight i can no longer see
what is in store for me, i cna no longer breathe
my ventilated life is no longer free
strap me into my tank of Oxygen please
or better yet get me an IV
fill it up with morphine, or OC
jsut get fucked up and forget about me
even though im myself i dont need to know thee
every single rhyme has ended in EEEEE
all cause i ODed on these trees...

[ODonthesetrees]

yea i got no clue what a bar is either.... i just kick it...the sick shit... i stuck it in your girls ass and then made her lick it.... hahaha
well fuck, now im affiliated with suicidal geeks
who spend all day with their cock out beating their meat
to ugly bitches who get paid to be on "TV"
but really theyre just getting rammed for $50 a peice
well fuck that i wont do it, do not include me
i know what bars are, i was just bein to lazy
to figure it out myself so i asked the question
but fuck me now i got indigestion
rippin on bitches who want to pussy out
pussy out of life and kill themselves
well fuck that i say, your just crying for help
"help me someone, pull the dildo out!"
"daddy stuck it in too deep and now its stuck"
"help me mommy it hurts real bad, oh fuck"
stop btiching and moaning and be a man
your shit is gruesome and you use fake tan
wack as metro bitch who wants to die
i say go ahead, no one will notice when youre no longer alive


not to brag but i htink im really improving, im spitting these out faster as i go on...anyone agree or am i still shit? haha

[MainEvent]

alright, i was gonna go after Avid with a little battle rap recital
but i dont really wanna bombard a kid with disses when homies suicidal
so imma go after Sumoe cause hes the dude with the most skills
both with rap and graf, nice rhymes to dope color schemes and fills
but homie lets be real, my lyrically ability aint to be fucked with
battle me and i'll flat line you like the ass on white chicks
fam fallback, i've been doing this since Rap City was still in the Bassment
before JA was ran NYC and before Mike Jackson got the face replacement
This is a a sumoe versus a ninja, everyone knows Imma win
Cause you know the boy's bars sicker than Tommy Lee’s seamen
You should go back to the Philippine Islands for your own protection
Best believe I’ll cut you up so bad, shit'll look like a full body C-Section
lookin for a response with that

nsscanlon, imma put the icing on the cake with this little interjection
dawg ya skills are less visible than Sumoe's little asian erection

[sketch3]

sume, dont take that little jive as a form of rejection,
its just thats how main's momma showed affection,
she would beat and brutilize him, make him fear his own reflection
the number of his bruizes, were wat local kids place bets on,
she used to insert complex bombs, up his rectum,without detection,
when he'd complian about the pain she only say 'u need to learn respect son'
im gunna stop this, cuss my flos less origional than a toy writhing RECK ONE

[ODonthesetrees]

wow...i just tried and failed so miserably

i need some damn sleep as the daylight approaches
soon ill see the light as it scatters the roaches

[Sumoe]

Dissin' the Philippines, Maine, you better watch where you tread/
My tribal ancestors will come back from the dead and sever your head/
I'm a fuckin' beast, the dude with the most skills/
You're a hick from Maine, your favorite dish is probably road kill/
Mainevent has medical issues but no one to complain to/
You got problems because your mom fucked her brother to make you/
Maine, synonymous with incest and polygamy/
Come with better shit, the next time you try and spit at me/
On the real shit though, never try to rap again/
Stop frontin' doesn't Maine have like 3 Africans?/
Your state is filled with Neo-Nazi's and the KKK/
Think again before you come at me and say my name/
I wasn't gonna say anymore shit but, whatever, fuck it/
I'll stab you in the face, while you still loadin' your musket/

haha, good battle Maine...

You talkin' about Asian dicks, or so it may seem/
But seriously Maine, how many naked Asian men have you seen?/
That shit is kinda gay, it makes me think you practice homosexuality/
Fuck the little stereotypes in your mind, and face reality/

Just replying to the "interjection"...

[Nem]

prodigy!

[MainEvent]

lol damn sumoe, came with the fuckin heat. i got ripped, finally someone spittin personals. good shit fam

[sketch3]

Dissin' the Philippines, Maine, you better watch where you tread/
My tribal ancestors will come back from the dead and sever your head/
I'm a fuckin' beast, the dude with the most skills/
You're a hick from Maine, your favorite dish is probably road kill/
Mainevent has medical issues but no one to complain to/
You got problems because your mom fucked her brother to make you/
Maine, synonymous with incest and polygamy/
Come with better shit, the next time you try and spit at me/
On the real shit though, never try to rap again/
Stop frontin' doesn't Maine have like 3 Africans?/
Your state is filled with Neo-Nazi's and the KKK/
Think again before you come at me and say my name/
I wasn't gonna say anymore shit but, whatever, fuck it/
I'll stab you in the face, while you still loadin' your musket/

haha, good battle Maine...

You talkin' about Asian dicks, or so it may seem/
But seriously Maine, how many naked Asian men have you seen?/
That shit is kinda gay, it makes me think you practice homosexuality/
Fuck the little stereotypes in your mind, and face reality/

Just replying to the "interjection"...

u allways post after me with much,mucj better lyrics.if i took this shit seriouse id be jealous

[Sumoe]

I dunno, I think it was even...

"but homie lets be real, my lyrically ability aint to be fucked with
battle me and i'll flat line you like the ass on white chicks"

this line is dope...

[MainEvent]

appreciated.

this shit was the best to me:
Dissin' the Philippines, Maine, you better watch where you tread/
My tribal ancestors will come back from the dead and sever your head/

same with the shit about my moms fuckin her brother to make me, lol shit was good. props

[MainEvent]

heres some shit i wrote a while back, like feburary/march. kinda wack but its all good.

Main’s slowing down the flow like I got a flared prostate
Never gettin involved with beef like vegans and hot stake
Fresh like frost cake, scribing holy prose at this blessed desk
Blowing out speakers from here to fuckin Bangladesh
And in the future I’ll be getting all kinds of publicity
My books and mics’ll be carbon dated for authenticity
Cause fam, you never hear Main kick cliché rhymes
Listeners get shivers up they spine like two, three times
Smokin green dimes, crushin MCs without a doubt
Dude has less fans than a kemo patients blood count
Ayo, my shit is heavensent, rippin through ya regiment
Smack you so hard, shit’ll fix your speech impediment
Just a novice but I have potential through the ceiling
Best believe ya boys getting more stoned than honor killings
Ya girls more than welcome to chill, have her bring paraphernalia
In 20 minutes, have her going 'down under' like she was from Austrailia

Ya boy MainEvent coming even stronger for verse two
Killing you and ya crew with my harmoniously hyped haiku
Muthafucka, the kids doper than Afghani opium farms
Spitting so hot, my shit sets off fire alarms
Dropping more bombs than Saddam attackin the Kurds
I slay and destroy with words, fuckin mangle you herbs
Verbs entangle and slur, a fuckin vandal with words
Kicking some of the hottest lines that ya ass has ever heard
I’ll slow down if you prefer, but I’m moving in the fast lane
In a couple years, my fanbase’ll be bigger than Arabic last names
You aren’t in my league, so step down to the minors
Demolishing entire albums with these precision oneliners
Homie I shoot for the jugular, aiming for veins like addicts
Who else you know that spits to the sea and causes typhoons in the Adriatic

[syrup2]

dope event

ill boil an mc like a lobester and dip him in butter
milkin the money tree like a overlactated udder
green backs from your mother or signifcant other
could question really is this ***** tay your brother ?

were all black ,white and maybe even brown
but permiating sounds seems to dillaute face
and into space with some smirnof and no chase
dante mr.bufante yes this is the case

roses for the woman and bullits for the *****z but I dont have either so go figure ..

[sketch3]

its fair to say, im looking for a beter way,
2 dissconect ur vertabra,
acts of violence i'll perpertrate,
that'll take ur life away,
quicker than beretta spray,
u see my face, u bound to say,
''shit that fool broke my nose yesterday''
just about to detanate a hand grenade, in a ward full of kids with aids
ill sit and medatate,
then hit u like a shoalin monk,
or maybe budah, cuss i like my skunk,
like cypress hill i got the blunted funk,
ur shits bunk,if i hit u, ull wake up in a gangsters trunk,
got rhmys that'll peirce ur lung,
ill start killing fools in the next demesion, if my name gets menntioned,
im jet li, and this is the one.crippel ur first born son,for fun,


this wasnt too anyone, im just high and bord

[ODonthesetrees]

1 mutha, 2 mutha, 3 mutha 4...
by five mutha fucka ill be at your door
beretta in my hand and youre life is over
blow your skull back like a supernova
throwin down the grimey names, to get fame
making up shit that doesnt happen to a lame brain
all i really ever do is sit at home
play too much halo...smoke too many bones
work a little bit to make some money
go out buy some bud, some coke and some hunnies
well now im gunna pass out in my couch cause im drunk
its 3pm and and today id say i have flunked

[Sumoe]

I'ma fat fuck, I'ma kill you, open your fridge and eat your food/
Battle me, you're a blind retarded kid and I'm a rubix cube/
You'll never beat me, it's unfathomable that you can win/
If you had ADD I would jump you and steal all your ritalin/
You can't concentrate, like a kid in a candy store/
I'll slice you with my knife and pour salt in your bloody sore/
You're not real, I'll haunt you in your dreams, I'm fuckin' scary/
Wake up tomorrow morning and see your picture in the obituaries/

Some quick, gay shit.

edit: Dope shit Maine...

[MainEvent]

^appreciated homie

Fuck ODonthesetrees, imma smoke this herb with ease
Blaze his icy coke and dank nug, blowin out a cool breeze
Homie im breakin ya ass down, punches going bar for bar
My flow is sick, watch ya self or you’ll catch fuckin SARS
Suicide bomb in luxury cars, got this burnout fag ready to die
Explode on impact then cover the body up like Slick Rick's eye
No surprise that ya boy lyrically killing whoever i mention
Fam, the only thing your shirt “Eckos” is a fuckin cry for attention
Damn. Go drink yourself to sleep, passing out from vodka and beer
You better get use to having things on your tongue you fuckin queer
Send you running in fear, Events spittin with frightening fluidity
Add up your wack vocab and flow to get the sum of your stupidity
Now Mains hitting you hard with menacing mathematical fact
These rapidly rythymic raps run circles around ignorant cats
Subtract this kids horrible lyrics then divide that shit out by phi
Rip out ya retinas and leave you with worse vision than Sumoe's little asian eyes

lol no diss Sumoe. just incorporated some hype bars i was thinking about today with attacking this kid.

[GeSuS_KRiST]

booyaka sha!

[ODonthesetrees]

^appreciated homie

Fuck ODonthesetrees, imma smoke this herb with ease
Blaze his icy coke and dank nug, blowin out a cool breeze
Homie im breakin ya ass down, punches going bar for bar
My flow is sick, watch ya self or you’ll catch fuckin SARS
Suicide bomb in luxury cars, got this burnout fag ready to die
Explode on impact then cover the body up like Slick Rick's eye
No surprise that ya boy lyrically killing whoever i mention
Fam, the only thing your shirt “Eckos” is a fuckin cry for attention
Damn. Go drink yourself to sleep, passing out from vodka and beer
You better get use to having things on your tongue you fuckin queer
Send you running in fear, Events spittin with frightening fluidity
Add up your wack vocab and flow to get the sum of your stupidity
Now Mains hitting you hard with menacing mathematical fact
These rapidly rythymic raps run circles around ignorant cats
Subtract this kids horrible lyrics then divide that shit out by phi
Rip out ya retinas and leave you with worse vision than Sumoe's little asian eyes

lol no diss Sumoe. just incorporated some hype bars i was thinking about today with attacking this kid.

fuck odonthese trees? attackign this kid?
who said im a kid youre a fucking hick
on sunday im gunna be up in maine
come see me at my hotel, bring the bud ill bring the pain
fuck yo shit, ya you got skills, we all seen em
but whatever bitch i got thrills and you need em
my life is better then yours we all know it
ima be rich marry a sexy bitch with fake tits
and im gunna love every minute of it all
i wont even remmeber these dumb battles come fall
so think abotu real life next tiem you speak
cause mine will be better then yours, you e-rap geek

hahah no beef, obviously you destroy me but i had to say something...and im tired but i didnt wanna ignore this and wait till tomorrow

[Sumoe]

lol no diss Sumoe. just incorporated some hype bars i was thinking about today with attacking this kid.

haha no worries brahhhhh...

lol, good try OD...

:D

[MainEvent]

oh word, you're the dude coming up to ogunquit. hit me up if you make it up to portland.

[GeSuS_KRiST]

as i look all around, i dread the posts in this thread
so many kids think they can rap when they better off dead
talkin about holdin gats and gettin da bread
murding other members by letting off lead
stacking chips its all bullshit fed
they really in the burbs an gettin tucked into to bed

if u think they serious wait a min, pick up the phone
most havnt done all those drugs nor touched that crome
unless it there rims in mommahs suburban home
yall need to drop the acty and leave the fake shit alone

still yall talking bout drugs an yall talking about scemes
talking bout murders, while ur living the american dream

man all these kid now-a-day are stright faking the funk
they hide there real lives, like dead exwifes inside trunks

B.E.T's jus infestin young minds right into the crime
i remember when hiphop was about the dopest lines fourming rhymes

when hiphop was still about bring people together
now its about bitches, hoes, dros and plush leather

its about the big rims, and all the drugs
turning nice white boys into urban slug bustin thugs
u kids need to wake up cause teyre brain washing ya
drop that fake thug act cas its demolishin cha
decaying your still and decayin your thoughts

[ODonthesetrees]

gesus me and you never got along
simply due to the fact your shit adds up all wrong
everytime you tell a story i can not believe it
all youre stores are bullshit we dont need it
you always have said you are a producer
but you work in a porn store, karma sutra?
yet the pornstore pays so well...
you can always aford a sheet but you dont sell
well how about youre permatrippin lie?
been on e and acid since you were 13, why?
and how could you afford all that shit
at that age i couldnt buy a zip...
personal consumption of thousands a week
seems liek that is how you speak
and youre always out getting fucked up and painting
but youre post count shows your on here all day wastin
this is just my perception, but if you look it over
thats the way your story adds up to someone sober
well take it how you want it i didnt mean beef
but thats why the gap between us is so deep

obviously, that rap was horrible, i did it to prove my point...its more of jsut a rhyming story not really a rap

[ODonthesetrees]

Well here I come I aint spittin for fame
I’m elbow deep in your mother’s poon tang
And help me main I can’t get out
I think I found your lost brother
Do you smell that, I think its trout?
Wait a minute…do I smell tang?
Must be her douche, oh no her douche is you main
Now its your turn to shit on me
ill help you out here is an epiphany
my father is gay and he’s the chick
his boyfriends a drunk and he sucks his dick
my mother is a leach and my stepdads in denial
my brothers a college dropout ex suicidal
im stuck in the middle of all this drama
so I get high and dream of buying a llama
I come on here and vent to you bitches
About my teen angst and my hate of snitches
Well I guess that’s all you need to tear me apart
Im glad to see what youll come up with bart
Im just assuming barts your name, casue I know it aint main
Well spit me a line to die to all I need is someone to blame

ya you if im near portland or gunna be near it, i dunno ill try to hit you up somehow

[GeSuS_KRiST]

gesus me and you never got along
simply due to the fact your shit adds up all wrong
everytime you tell a story i can not believe it
all youre stores are bullshit we dont need it
you always have said you are a producer
but you work in a porn store, karma sutra?
yet the pornstore pays so well...
you can always aford a sheet but you dont sell
well how about youre permatrippin lie?
been on e and acid since you were 13, why?
and how could you afford all that shit
at that age i couldnt buy a zip...
personal consumption of thousands a week
seems liek that is how you speak
and youre always out getting fucked up and painting
but youre post count shows your on here all day wastin
this is just my perception, but if you look it over
thats the way your story adds up to someone sober
well take it how you want it i didnt mean beef
but thats why the gap between us is so deep

obviously, that rap was horrible, i did it to prove my point...its more of jsut a rhyming story not really a rap

psh any one of my boys can back my stories up
calling me a liar son? u best shut yapping tapper up
yeah ima a producer, im pretty decent i must say
i worked with quite a few signed artist and continue to get airplay
i workin a porn shop yeah thats now thats a fact
most underground musicans have jobs
it doesnt take a genious to know that
its call underground cas most havnt made it
or keep it low to so they wont get so hated
the airwaves are trash and completely bullshit
lack of skill but sumhow ignorece makes up for it

ok now what i said what i need to say im going get back to the spit
i dont care what u say, fuck you, you peice of ignorent shit
i know my own life and i know the things done
im not gonna stand by and let u call me out, not u not anyone
usually id just brush it off and try to ignore it
but callin me out in public, fool im not all for it
u try to make u look liek a liar, you try to say what im like
but son dont hateme kid, just because u dont live my life
saying i dont get fucked up and dont paint, psh yeah fucking right
ive taken 5 types of pills and done of few grams of blow alone jus tonight
i also went out painting, also got pulled over by the cops
where the fucks your graffiti huh? where the fuck is your props
wheres your album, wheres your signed artist
wheres all your drugs u talk about fool where your harvest
i personally just think u dont belive what i say
just cas u dont see how someone my age could be livin that way
well fool open your fucking eyes, it happens all around
u say u didnt want beef but fuck that shit, kid your a clown
all you are to me is an annoying lil oppinon
i wish u could walk a mile in my shoes just to see what ive been in
i propbably shouldnt respond i should just sit back and laugh it up
but go ahead and ask fannypack will back all that shit up
but whateve man im not going to hold a gruge your oppinons just as well as mine
but get off my dick calling me liar son.... and thinking u can rhyme

[ODonthesetrees]

cool cause when i saw you post i was gunan come in and say jsut drop it...

[sketch3]

if ur gunna bitch at least rhyme,

[MainEvent]

swalla

[GeSuS_KRiST]

dealted, viewer cheated
descreated, non people peeped it

[sketch3]

my words will leve u depleated,
u speak real talk u better mean it,
my shits heated while u just dream it,
if im ur maker and ur about too meet it,

haa im so wack

[molotow_15]

just a little something from my boy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbEb0GLdu6A

[The_Sheep]

first off why the fuck is this shit called freestyle rappin
verse off the top the head is what you said happened
i was right behind you bitch
when yo ass just hesitated
who you lyin to bitch
yo shit IS premeditated
but nah for real though sheeps a hypocrite
i wrote this fuckin shit in only 60 fuckin minutes

[GeSuS_KRiST]

took you a full hour to come up with that shit?
yo give it up kid, its just not in you to rapa lick
just shut cho yap-trap because that, bitch
is the only way u might get some daps, snitch
your skills lack, your still wack, infact
drop your dreams at a hat with this verbal attack
so hit the roooooooad jack and dont cha come back
no more

[sketch3]

gesus comin at u like ray charls,
but hes just blind to my sick bars,
buts hes right,
8 lines took an hr, one vers will be all night,
u mutton dressed as lamb, god dam, i aint a fan,
just wait till the beat drops, me gesus well be eating lamb shops,
bet sheep is a snitch,loving cops,
in the same pen as the pigs,
his egos to big, preform key hole sergery on ur eyes with the nearest twig,

yea like i said wackness

[GeSuS_KRiST]

yo eat eat lamb chops
picked froms lamb crops
cooked with cooking pots
drinking with flavored sodapops
with assorted colored top
gangsta with glocks
gun down the cops
for taking the last chops we droped on the block
ya hurd

[sketch3]

yea niggga, weres my apple sauce

[GeSuS_KRiST]

apple sauce eattahs
microphone beaters
senior member leaders
old kid trick or treats
sippin 2 litters
playing with our peters
juuuuust kidding

[sketch3]

ha gesus be slippin, im never caught sippin
fill an i.v full of liqure, then put my drip in,
cuss i find it gets mr drunk quicker, as for tick or..,
treatin, u get a beatin if u got no candy,
fools cant stand me, beggin for my sugar fix,
they like ' its not even halloween bitch'
but not payin for my sweets is how i plan to get rich,

[GeSuS_KRiST]

woodgrain grippin
candy paint drippin

[sketch3]

say that shit again, im a rearange ur skeleton,
my shits heavy like a megaton,
got a vocabulerry bigger than seven elephents,
leve this earth trembilin, only shook up the ppl im better than,
call me docter evil, even tho i dont have a master plan,
but i do want sharks with freakin lazer beams,
and controle teams, that cary out my twisted scheams,
cant ever stop, get death threats from the hip hop feinds,

[MainEvent]

you guys wanna do some topical ciphering? like the next person to spit has to spit on the topic the previous dude leaves. you guys down to get sumthin more than random bullshit, completely made up gangster self-hype, and the occasional battle?

[ticonderoga]

I drop bombs like thiers no tommrow, old people walk by in sorrow, the pigs sit nd stare but they really dont care, just wanna hit a kid with some paint or a marker, play a drum beat on u with a nightstick like travis barker, when im throwin up a piece nd i see the police, i just turn my head nd make sure im illin because it's these streets that im killin, call me a villian or a thug i dont give a shit, these words i'll admit i dont think i can ever quit....

[meetermaid]

travis barker, that kid's the shit, he's the only reason i came in here to spit! but on the real it's better than watching deal or no deal on the telly, or waiting for that guy to call me on my celly, cause you know it's never gonna happen, kinda like on the boat trying to get your bearings, mappin', circumnavigatin all around this nation of toys, fools and boys never gonna grow up so you may as well make a little noise for those back at the station, non-stop hatin like my moms, "get off the computer and get a job!"

[GeSuS_KRiST]

get off the computer and get a job
thats all i hear day ta day ima worthless slob

dirty sence birth, sloth with a dead smell curse
livin like a hog
rooms so poluted its got it own smog
ya best tah clog your nose and pray to god
one wiff oh this will make ya lead from the build like a frog

acne infest, social life protested
email checked (20 times) home page redirected
misprojected, and resurrected the thread when i clicked it
low life misfit, suicide wrist slit, graduation date missed it
so cracker the call gesus trisket

[meetermaid]

OH triskets, those little square biscuits! My daddy used to drape cheese over 'em and nuke em like old commercial parking permits. Sitting on the chesterfield eating tv dinners, screen showing me the wonders of the rocky shield, if i dont believe it you know i'm just a sinner, like principal skinner watchin kiddie porn in his mommas basement, old lady's snoring in the room adjacent, sometimes i feel like rage i got now patience now, so sick of complacents how, they just accept their fate, eat whatever's on their proverbial plate, fuck their socially acceptable mate in their unassuming basement suite, keeping it nice and neat for whatever guest may happen by, it makes me sick and i, dont think i can take much more of this, tastes like vinniger and piss, oh i got no more ideas just can't deal with this..

[Sumoe]

You should type in lines and not a big paragraph...makes it a little easier to read.

Funny shit either way. Good idea Maine.

[MainEvent]

structure your shit

[meetermaid]

yeah i don't really rap haha.. will do though, sumoe and mainevent

[Dinan 3er]

Im eatin mac n cheese.
I never say please,
cuz i bomb on the holladays
and bombin's the shit nowadays.

[CheJin]

wow you all suck heres my 1st line, YOYOYOYO! YOU ALL ARE A BITCH WITH A MOSQUITO BITE ITCH! OOOOOOHHHHHHHH

[MAST]

uh, random shit..i just feel really discontented

fuck a so called free will peace bill
the contraception of peace
leads to you me and the things we see
being pulled in by reality
to this unneeded beef
with our own jaws & teeth
don't bite the hand that feeds you
but i'm itchin to put a slug in me
cant take the shit i do
and cant do the shit i try
so i try to quit
but still it's somethin else you gotta buy
getcha head screwed on straight
relax that mind and catch some clean freights
i hate to bate my social state, but to nothing can i relate
motherfuck some time,
cause my friend, we got nothing but
but on our way to dig our graves
we dig ourselves into a rut
we write out our escape plans,
but some just never have the tools
i speak for myself when i say
that we're all some fucking fools
kill me, kill yourself,
or at least just kill the lights
i'm on my way to finding out
what it's like to get lit like dynamite

[Welsh_Graffer]

I'm going to hell and taking all you cunts with me
mentally unwell, well unstable temper changes quickly
till your left deranged, Im simply sick and your a pain
so fuck off quick time, before your future tragically change
to that of a victim, systematically stick an Ice pick in your dick,
rip the little chap off, you kids like that magic trick?,
cos your a tragic bitch, me Im too savage kid,
ill enough so any villain know's not too fuck with,
get vexed strapp semtex to your chest and jest
as you blow the shit outta baby jesus, nativity scene of bethlehem !!
fuck a stab proof vest, Im man, at his best!
stand above you stoopid masses on your futile quest,
your a cute child bless, Im a rugged, drugged mess,
who laughs out loud at your dark secrets confessed,
big messy, wet end, write bout your girlfriend,
jus' a follower of trend, these lives recycled no end,
I'm an end to your means and Im mean to the end, !
dont come here with your men just too get beat again, again

[MainEvent]

http://rapidshare.com/files/41808976/Termanology_Ft_Various_Artists-Mass-As-A-Nation.mp3

murda mass. 15 minutes of dopeness

[MainEvent]

spittin off the top of the dome, no more shit about 9's and chromes/
leaving kids hanging from the ceiling like suicidal patients left home alone/
lyrical radiation like celluar phones, not talking about how crack cooks/
fuck with me, i'll leave you in more "pieces" than my fuckin blackbook/
incinerating thousands of walls, rockin burners 11 stories tall/
handstyles, stickers and all, concretes crushed where ever i scrawl/
never droppin the ball cause main's flow is impecible/
spot him out in the crowd, the one with the watermeleon sizes testicles/

lol freestyle with puls

[sketch3]

just cuss nigggas like to taste ur balls dont mean they fruit,
ur dad was a fag, and u probily follow suit,
naa im just playin, eggin u on, unlike ur bitch u be beggin to bone,
but for real u jakin it alone, to dirty words over the fone,
last thing she blew of urs wass a flute,i been fuckin her cuss she kinda cute,
bitch loves to talk tho, had to put her on mute,
right now she in my boot, god damit i didnt want to shoot,
but i had to son, she tyred to fone home,
apparently bitches dont like to be left alone, handcuffed to my thrown,
with no friends of her own,
seein the blood wasnt so bad for this youth,
it was choppin her up that nearly made me puke....

sorry for the wackness main, and sorry if u got a chick i dont mean non of it

[unify260]

im that writer that gets u hype when u see my shit/
you pick up your fone call your dude say you gatta peep this shit/
i keep the streets dirty and your girl on drugs/
so the next time u see me youll wanna beat me up/
i gotta 59-fifty straped to my head real tight/
lookin for me? im on these streets every night/

[ODonthesetrees]

how do drugs and up rhyme

[unify260]

hahahahahahahaah idk i have only just started trying a few times

i just try when ever i get bored

[cosmic1]

i have sublime comprehension
divine intervention
my enzimes studied by the minds at princeton
to figure my design would divide the christians
ive seen what you fear
ive passed beyond that
the things that give you tears i have laughed and yawned at
and my doors wide open for anybody who wants some
but i dont even live inside a house i haunt one

[ODonthesetrees]

i dunno if its just me but that short little jawn right there was fuckin bomb!

[Oink.]

i have sublime comprehension
divine intervention
my enzimes studied by the minds at princeton
to figure my design would divide the christians
ive seen what you fear
ive passed beyond that
the things that give you tears i have laughed and yawned at
and my doors wide open for anybody who wants some
but i dont even live inside a house i haunt one


bite bite CHOMP jmt.

[Sumoe]

i have sublime comprehension
divine intervention
my enzimes studied by the minds at princeton
to figure my design would divide the christians
ive seen what you fear
ive passed beyond that
the things that give you tears i have laughed and yawned at
and my doors wide open for anybody who wants some
but i dont even live inside a house i haunt one

Hahaha BITE...

Jus Allah

"Chess King"

Nice try buddy.

[cosmic1]

i am jus allah fool
haha no kidding but man he has the illest logic thought i would hsare

[KASE2]

yo its kase 2 nd im here 2 smash on u jus giv me a spray can nd theres no clue what ill do. beat u on the head? get up on sum walls, well wutever it is u'll be lyk "DAMN DAT NAGGA GOT BALLS"


haha