Freestyle Rapping

[Yellow Haze]

watching this mutherfucker, i hate him,
i swear, for dinner once i ate him,
he can't read, thicko,
ill make his fucking eyes bleed,
knock his head off with speed and haste,
turn your fuckin head into paste,
theres not a punch that i would waste,
he should think before he opens, his big cocksucker,
he truly is a fucker,
i would stamp on his brain, and make you feel the pain,
of coming under a rain, of fucked up knives,
i have been stabbed 5 times, and you talk about hell?
what about the fact that i been hit with a shell?
so when you talk about hell,
know that theres other people with bad lives as well,
you talk about walk before i go running,
well you are still crawling,
fucker wait till we get brawlin,
i shoot you in the face 5 times,
it'll make an improvement on your looks,
wouldn't have to listen to your fucked up rhymes

[HëRbN]

aight, ok. lemme get in n drop my 2 cents
all yall kids talkin bout violence is justa nuicanse
lets face it half your whole rap is useless
and the other half is truethless
theres no need to get internet ruthless
n leave somebody lyricaly toothless
but ima bouta, slap you around need some hand powda
you dont wanna start it with me.
my lyrics go beyond mathmatical back to practical
and then a lil further and get down right tactical
So sophisticated my minds macbook compatible
yours is just uninhabitable
N now you trippin over your own words as your read what iv just written
Its these skills that leave all the girlies smitten and there homeboys wishin
they could be dishin the kinda shit given i do
cause im a king of this freestyle shit
your just a peseant ora peon,
i been around awhile dog ima warrior
might as well call me Cleon.
Cause i be destroyin destroyers actin colder than freon
the only way you gunna see any colder is if you go to antarctica to get yo ski on!

HAH ha Happy thanksgiving peeps
lemme know whatcha think

[HëRbN]

oh and this line:

you should know not to drop lines when you in the showers

is awesome . lol

and yellow:
you like dog shit, your there everytime i spit....

this basically says you spit dog shit... so either you be eatin it, or your dissin your own rhymes... idk neither one is very good for you ha

[Vagrant]

my lyrics go beyond mathmatical back to practical
and then a lil further and get down right tactical


tight rhyme but the flow needs to be improved

[La Coka Nostra]

the flow seems fine to me.

[sketch_three]

my city u lucky 2 see anoher sun set,
kids with guns step,
youts diein over dumb bets,
seen as just anoter young threat,
finish school cuss lifes just one test,
fail an ur a dead beat,
u dread sleep,
nightmares in ur heads deep,
spent all ur bread weeks,
ago,over some stupid hoe,
never flirt with kids tho,
only step to cuties with cupids flow
u stuck macking booty on skid row,

[Yellow Haze]

oh and this line:

you should know not to drop lines when you in the showers

is awesome . lol

and yellow:
you like dog shit, your there everytime i spit....

this basically says you spit dog shit... so either you be eatin it, or your dissin your own rhymes... idk neither one is very good for you ha

clever fucking bastard, i meant in the way that wherever i go, dogshit is there...uuugh



This is a rap battle and you’re skills are being put on test
Slaughter you with rabid jabs that decimate your chest
Take ya best jab, and spin it back until you get concussion
This aint a rap battle, its spontaneous lyrical combustion
Fvck lyrical discussion, I’m here to bust ya rib cage
With a lyrical twelve gauge, formed from pure rage
You’re on stage, and your bars just fail to deliver
I spit potent venom, that’ll rot your fvcking liver


it seems that whenever i do a good rhyme, ya'll ignore, so READ this one....

[sketch_three]

my words dont just desimate ur chest,
spittin hooks that scarpe ur flesh,
punch line that'le take your breath,
never swith spontainius,
always ready wen im bustin,
heat seekin metaphors,
fuck combustion,
set a claw,
to ur guts an,
watch em wet the floor,
no use cussin,
thats wat i got lyrics buckin like a beretta for,
my lungs are gail force,
freestyle whilee out runin a male horse,
combat diceaplin fuck ur frail chores,

[La Coka Nostra]

i spit so hot, it evaporate the saliva in my mouth
so when i ask you for a drink, please, help a brother out

[sketch_three]

ill help a brother out.....the club,
barstool fill your mout with blood,

[Tampering With Evidence]

Sketch I thought you were banned.

[sketch_three]

never that fam, sure i got my old acount banned but u cnt get rid of me
allways come back like herpes

[DaBluntHead]

Haha so now you catch feelings???

[DaBluntHead]

Fucker, yo think i'm rich? you obviously don't read my lyrics, i am barely eatin, struggling to feed me and my mother, i am 14, but i don't go to school, i have to work with my dad to earn enough money to buy shit from netto, so before you go calling me rich, just fucking listen, instead off pissin your fuckin shit lyrics, little shit rhymes, fucker, you like dog shit, your there everytime i spit....

shit you say it,
how can I believe what you say if you bite half of your verses??
You know im just trying to make you mad?? I dont really give a shit about your life and all that stuff that you so-call interesting going on.

[framin-It]

your right, if we belived the shit he said in his "rhymes" we would think he was a god and all that shit...stop bitching yellow haze.

[Vagrant]

Im full of turkey on this thanksgiving night
Mashed potatos, stuffing, and gravy it was outta sight
I ate that shit and all the fixins with all my might
These holiday lyrics are fly, its time to catch my flight

Ya'll fight and fight, but whatcha think of these rhymes?
I think they're alright

ha

[GeSuS_KRiST]

tired of living, sick of not dieing
so many attempts im called the suicide tyrant
so many overdoses now im the hoapitals number one client
they just hold me my room, i pay rent while they supply it

fuck this rappin shit

[Small Time Crook]

well, i suck

hi kids! me and Gesus will show you what suicide is
bombs around our waists, the everyday nihilists!
but if we're goin' down a couple thou are comin' with us
inside the church, this'll be the first order of business
malign minds, well, i can't find mine, that's why i'm eatin others brains
its gooey and chewy, but's i think thats okay, i kinda like the taste


what's that smell...?
me shitting myself.

[swich]

i crawl lacs with tall stacks so hoes on the ball sack
draw back a small mac and brains on a laws back
fall back young solider or you can get ya jaw clapped
saw that paper and jumped up on all cash
the flow dont stop when it come to the bops
slugs pop on the block wen we rollin on shocks
cops like the rocks, cuz they on the watch
got a flock of snow rocks in the sock
hop on the scene with codeine and tinted screens
starched dahn jeans lookin so crispy clean
roll with a team of sick twisted G's
sip on lean, split wigs and leave
no remourse dahn this course for real
wanna bumb guns well i hope ya grip sum steel
candy spill in the ville where i make mills
take bills and stay trill offa my pay reel..............nyukka!

[HëRbN]

tight rhyme but the flow needs to be improved

just depends on where you put the emphasis, but maybe youde like it better if it were just and "then get down right tactical" instead of the go a lil further part... idk i just didnt wanna edit my shit.

[Yellow Haze]

shit you say it,
how can I believe what you say if you bite half of your verses??
You know im just trying to make you mad?? I dont really give a shit about your life and all that stuff that you so-call interesting going on.

Yeah, well why would i lie about being poor, and barely having a house?

Listen, i am not a writer, like eazy-e, but i am a good rapper, my flow is solid

so shut the fuck up, you still havn't commented on my rap

[DaBluntHead]

its obviously not yours , nothing original AND we all heard that kind of shit before

[TricksForKids]

aw it seems yellow needs a talking to.

I karate kick kangaroos, with slang I bruise, time to mangle crews to cries of "dang I lose!", I'll hang with you...but only till you drop dead, cuz i need my neck to support my fuckin hot head! I've shot lead, at kids who start to wine, leavin Yellow feelin dead cuz he left his heart online, my bars are fine, I dont need you to correct me, i'll leave Yellow gone like the Coldplay case was empty!...kid im hefty, weighin 700 lbs, cuz the bodies that i carry cant drag along the ground! i bang with soind, I think i struck a tragic blow, cuz you couldnt "see Tricks" at a fuckin magic show....

[Slushi]

Yo
I am cool fa sho
oh
woah
yeah.

[Yellow Haze]

Fuck this thread,
i leave you all on the floor half dead,
then run over your arms till my tyres go red,
then cover you with petrol, set you alight,
burn you down to ashes,
flashes of the purest red,
i put you in a coma,
and i put 66 in your dome-a...fuck it...

[brainlord]

it aint much of a surprise that everyone is a murder rap
picture that i couldn't expect any other kind of sentence wrap
because my text sat down struggling over broken hearts
struggling to start like my ride but its missing car parts
pulling apart each word frame by frame
maybe its only hard because i forgot how to play the game
covered with a shroud of shame that keeps my world dark
set that spark of light thatll burn my skin like tree bark
make my mark to gain my place scrawled on your face
make my presence permanent without a petty erase
at most my ink might smear last until the end of the year

[Tampering With Evidence]

On the outside stand strong like shit don't faze me
Maybe, because it's eatin' me up on the inside daily
Crazy I just keep findin myself in the same damn boat
Lost a float, message in a bottle, murder he wrote
Soaked, I keep feelin' like I'm losin' all of my friends
This shit keeps happening that no one ever intends
Or comprehends, people gettin' worked up and upset
Still not up yet, apparently I still haven't had enough yet
Shit goes great for a while then it all falls to pieces
I have a thesis, trends up and down more than Nasdaq
How whack, feelin' like we're havin more fights than fun
I just wanna be done, shit really might not have begun
My boys got my back, nope only one of em thats a fact
My girls got my back, nope none of em now, thats whack
I can't relax, lately I'm on edge, just waitin to burst
When worst comes to worst, apparently it's you first
I feel like shit, I can't sleep, I'm hungry but I can't eat
I thought we could, apparently we just can't compete
Dot Dot delete, retreat, I'll be damned if I do repeat
I forget now how it was we all even came to meet
We've had good times, and we've had a few fights
But never would I trade it back for all of the nights
That I spent with you, you, her, him and the crew
Parkin' lot pimpin', partyin', kickin it, or whatever we do
We did, what do they say if it's too good to be true
It probably is, but fuck we just tryna have fun like kids
Well, we're growin' up, next year we'll probably all be gone
Thinkin back reminiscing on how this shit all went wrong
Sing a song, dance, drink, smoke some tree, whatever
Rock bottom, shit can only get better, I'll miss forever
Thinkin' I'm just sayin' all this shit just to be sayin' it?
Nah, theres a message here man, and I'm conveyin' it
So I'm telling you this all right now for your own benefit
Read this slow, at least take away a good 95 percent of it
There's a lotta shit goin' on right now, no ones gonna know
Woah, I tried, so now I'm a sit back and watch the show
Take it like a man, take one for the team like my homie
Apparently you didn't know me, as well as I thought
If you can't have it, it's always somethin' you want
True talk, so if I upset you then yeah I do apologize
But realize, those real eyes, see through those real lies.

[G-Fat]

droppin lyrical bombs like a hiphop zombie saddam
bring the heat, bring the funk no matter what
all your bitches are leavign covered in my spunk
BUMP,BUMP,BUMP the bass in my trunk
cruisin' puffin a dutch, when ni66az ask "what's up?"
i say not much.

shiiieeetttttt
*b-boy stance*
*gesus pout face*
lullz

[brainlord]

second to last but still next to none
part of my past but still part of anyone
i come from the lab really haven't seen much daylight
apart from my scabs its still proof im able to fight
im alright at least most of the time i still can stand
really its a constant battle to rhyme but i understand
cause hard work and effort are the greatest pleasure of all
from the blood on my shirt ill still refuse to go to the hospital
first to fall just learn to get up not crying over scraped knees
over time ive received my cup but still havent filled my needs

eh just experimenting what do you guys think?

[Yellow Haze]

Hey, my rhymes is glorious,
offensive and notorious,
i beat you pound for pound,
now watch me fire off this round,
as i unleash this fantastic sound,
and now theres another MC for me to drownd,
my style mathematical,
and mechanical,
gets downright tactical,
oh so practical,
my mind is macbook compatible,
i take you and i amputate,
then i'll start and mutilate,
and dice, can't concentrate,
sellin my glocks,
admit i really rocks,
o get your head flown 100 blocks,
no more jokes on sucking cocks,
my rhymes not complex,
butcha know dey wrecks,
lyk ma ears afta u on the dex,
you know i is the rap chief,
stop bein' a fool or lose teeth,
rollin' on sick rims,
big car punish you for sins,


....What do we think gentlemen?....

[Yellow Haze]

BRAINLORD- quite solid, has a decent pattern, thogh you may (MAY) want to edit the daylight part as it is so long, and the next line so short, it is hard to spit to, just a friendly tip...you may need to use some word play for the hospital and all bits....

[Vagrant]

*snip*

my style mathematical,
and mechanical,
gets downright tactical,
oh so practical,
my mind is macbook compatible,

*snip*

....What do we think gentlemen?....


my lyrics go beyond mathmatical back to practical
and then a lil further and get down right tactical
So sophisticated my minds macbook compatible
yours is just uninhabitable

Herbn posted first.

I THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE SHIT BITER.
GTFO!!!!!

Your shit is wack

[anti-anti-crime]

i dont freestyle, but i do know that anybody who bites should get a hammer to the knee. the sledge kind.
so like anybody who has a shitty job, no girlfriend, no money, and no friends, feel free to go ahead and go bungy jumping without the chord.

[not_hammer_time]

is it really a freestyle if you have all the time in the world to think it out, type it up, look it over, and make adjustments as needed?

[Yellow Haze]

People don't get jokes here do they? I bite, and in one of my songs i wrote:

"i don't bite the hand that feeds me, i tear it off from the elbow...."

And then i dropped that li9ne to see if you went

"oooh clever" but nobody did, which dissapoints me....

I know i'm gettin older as i look over my shoulder,
my lyrics gettin bigger and dey gettin bolder,
like music full of reble, and bass 'n' treble,
time to fucking take it to the next level!

[DaBluntHead]

you really are stupid to the point that you dont know you are.

[Vagrant]

you really are stupid to the point that you dont know you are.
you really are stupid to the point that you dont know you are.
you really are stupid to the point that you dont know you are.
you really are stupid to the point that you dont know you are.
you really are stupid to the point that you dont know you are.
you really are stupid to the point that you dont know you are.
you really are stupid to the point that you dont know you are.
you really are stupid to the point that you dont know you are.

You bite because you lack the skill, vocabulary, and flow to write your own shit.
You bite because you are fucking wack.
You don't bite because it's you're thing.
Get the fuck out.

"people don't get jokes here, do they" - YOU'RE the joke
"Lyrics gettin bigger and dey gettin bolder" - my ASS
G
T
F
O

[anti-anti-crime]

hahhahaha
i love how this guy is getting so much hate. ahhh, reminds me of the good old times.

[DaBluntHead]

damn, Vagrant is gone e-crazy on yellow haze

[StayBlazed]

tired of living, sick of not dieing
so many attempts im called the suicide tyrant
so many overdoses now im the hoapitals number one client
they just hold me my room, i pay rent while they supply it

fuck this rappin shit

why are you always cry about life man, just live it who gives a shit, but yeah, its pretty hard to live when you took crack plenty of time, but still if you feel like shit its all because of you and of course, your crack.

peace

[DaBluntHead]

on another note

some shit i wrote:

i got much to say, cause i havent talked in fuckin long
thats why now i hide between video games and hittin bongs
i cant sleep at night, this stress is buggin me out
im having nightmares of things that i dont really talk about
but that doesnt stop me , shit if that dont nothing will
ive been known by my friends for being one hell of a fucked up kid
im unstable and wild-im too hazardous for you to touch,
some cat asked me for a cigarette once and cracked him up like a dutch
I live in the city and i dont really like it here
if it wasnt Montreal then id probably be out of here
grew up brighter than the norm ,looked like i had potential
hit highschool and weed too, but that wasnt intentional
so here i am almost a man with twisted thoughts and a empty beer
reminiscing about the good old days when i had no fear
when christmas time came and i was eager to see my family
now its just about whatever's under that christmas tree

[Small Time Crook]

Aw, fuck
Everybody look for cover.

Shit is about to go down.

[sketch_three]

new fav member



you dissed me when i was going thru a mello phaze,
but fuck a yellow haze
make u see see is a red mist,
an a pile of bloodshed with,
a dead bitch,
you better dread this,
cuss last time i bled kids,
they got their fucking heads split

[Tampering With Evidence]

Everyone relax on dissin' whats hit face
We all murdered him now he's a cold case
Yeah yeah whats his name Yellow Haze?
We murdered that kid straight for 18 days
Take some time, write some good material
Murderin' freestyles yeah call me serial


Quickie, but honestly, let up on the kid, he is doing a little better....just a little

[DaBluntHead]

on another note

some shit i wrote:

i got much to say, cause i havent talked in fuckin long
thats why now i hide between video games and hittin bongs
i cant sleep at night, this stress is buggin me out
im having nightmares of things that i dont really talk about
but that doesnt stop me , shit if that dont nothing will
ive been known by my friends for being one hell of a fucked up kid
im unstable and wild-im too hazardous for you to touch,
some cat asked me for a cigarette once and cracked him up like a dutch
I live in the city and i dont really like it here
if it wasnt Montreal then id probably be out of here
grew up brighter than the norm ,looked like i had potential
hit highschool and weed too, but that wasnt intentional
so here i am almost a man with twisted thoughts and a empty beer
reminiscing about the good old days when i had no fear
when christmas time came and i was eager to see my family
now its just about whatever's under that christmas tree

bump , crits

[Yellow Haze]

From the day i was born i was breastfed cyanide,
a murdering machine, fucker try to hide,
i lather my lungs in gin and tonic,
make my raps go supersonic,
fuckers, you best stop sucking cocks,
or i send your head flying three blocks,
stuck to the floor like mutherfucking rocks,
pulled up by a crack team of arciologists,
they said go flying like that again and you be a planetologist,
im digging myself a hole, digging it deep,
right down to where the devil sleep,
sketch three, you said you was mellow,
nothing has changed, you'll get fucked up by yellow,
so it's time to take my beats higher,
fuck with me and retire,

[sketch_three]

stop biting rhyme asylum

[sketch_three]

yo if u fail to agknowledge this
ill snipe using a scope from a palintoligst
takin heads ill leave your brain in a bloddy mess,

[StayBlazed]

From the day i was born i was breastfed cyanide,
a murdering machine, fucker try to hide,
i lather my lungs in gin and tonic,
make my raps go supersonic,
fuckers, you best stop sucking cocks,
or i send your head flying three blocks,
stuck to the floor like mutherfucking rocks,
pulled up by a crack team of arciologists,
they said go flying like that again and you be a planetologist,
im digging myself a hole, digging it deep,
right down to where the devil sleep,
sketch three, you said you was mellow,
nothing has changed, you'll get fucked up by yellow,
so it's time to take my beats higher,
fuck with me and retire,

When i was your age i started to smoke weed alot
then i started to do graffiti and acted like some1 im not
today im just the same old same but i just changed-
my way to think and how to react over bullshit
listen to this cause you might learn something
your not black
your just wack
your not a gangster
because you still rock pampers
why you lying you know it doesnt worth it
i feel like im talking to a dog that doesnt understand shit
bitch get your fact straight

edit: bite means, taking other people idea, now what you gotta do is stop bitting
why because rapping is about EXPRESSIN YOUR SELF
if you take OTHER PEOPLE IDEA(i write in caps so you can SEE what im talking about)YOU WONT EXPRESS YOUR SELF
now, you probly think we dont know shit about hip hop but i can tell you took some big L lines in your weak ass shit
your very a professional, you made big l look bad, wow.

[toxus]

Demma man chatten bare breeeeeezz

[sketch_three]

youtdem on a hype.
catchin more reloads than your mothers firearm

[Vagrant]

oh fuck.. i was writing some epic shit and accidentally clicked a link to somewhere else and lost eveything i had down

[UnConscious]

quit preachin the bullshit
im sick of fuckin whack
im so sick and ill wit it call me the diamond back
stacks im after but i get it through the laughter
stacks of flu shots tainted with small pox that shatters
1 by one they drop wen i rock the spot with hip hop
you fall to the bottom of the pit and rot
ten apples dont fall far from the tree
your my seeds
zombies followin the movement of a dope ass steez
so gramed man i stand like im heavy
83915 grams and flows so steady
im ready
wenever u wanna go let u kno that wit the flow i can cave ya brain like mangum fourty fohs.
wat u kno hoe.
you so slowmo.
so homo.
you row-row.
your boat flows.
but the river created by my flows tips ya ship like bombs from tok-yoh.
ya broke yo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBgIlaTC0vo

[Tampering With Evidence]

I freestyle a bit better when I'm pissed..

Like Slim said I used to give a fuck, now I give a fuck less
I used to try and impress, but that caused too much stress
I must confess that I thought shit would be a lot different
But shit changed fast, feel like I'm caught in a NY minute
Fuck bein' in it, I honestly expected a little more from you
It's true, I really don't understand why you do what you do
Can't get a fuckin' clue, shit I can't wrap my mind around
I think we all feel clowned, whatever, I dont need this shit
I hope you read this shit, situation makes me sick, flip it
Go ballistic, and all we ever really wanted to do was kick it
Put ourselves on the line just to make you crack a smile
Spittin' a wicked freestyle to a friend you had since a child
Shit wasn't worth our while, why you lyin', you in denial?
Viciouslly vile, tried doin' a lot of shit to just cheer you up
You don't hear me, WHAT? I think we've had enough of this stuff
Tough, got you out of situations that you weren't comfortable in
You wanted to bounce bad, got you outta there, took a spin
Lately the way you've been actin' you've started to disgust me
Some days I don't want you to talk, come near me, or touch me
Looked out for your best interests and always had your back
Matter of fact, I understand now that to you we don't stack, up
Back up, is it us, or is it you, because we don't do the shit you do
Only if you knew, you gonna keep pullin the same old shit?
Well fuck it, if yes, then I guess thats it....

[Yellow Haze]

stop biting rhyme asylum

Where the fuck did i bite? that was all me!

[Yellow Haze]

They say that i often bite,
cos they donwanna face my might,
cos they will see the light,
see that im right,

[Bonus]

1, 2, 3

i like to pee

blap of the penis

missed the toilet and covered my trousers in wee

[Vagrant]

Yellow haze?
More like yellow gays
Stand back while i set this fag ablaze
He bites for days, cuz he can't write his own phrase
Ask who his favorite football team is and he answers "The A's"
Hes just a queer. Loves plays and ballets
Went to a wedding and tried to catch the bouquet
I don't know how much harder I can convey
I've ripped this kid to shreds a million different ways
Although they're mostly gay cliches
But what can I say, the kid loves giving BJ's
He throws parties for little boys, just like MJ's
Now ya'll are sitting reading your computer displays
Jaws dropped, staring all amazed
But before you give me praise, let me rephrase
Yellow Haze won't go away, hes like Billy Mayes
His shits getting so old, its like Rutherford B. Hayes
Or one of the little grannies at the senior citizen buffets
When will they learn? When you bite it never pays
This verse is an injection like Timothy McVeigh's
Its like he got ran over by a chevrolet
He just got killed and its impossible to raise
His names his coffin in which he lays
If he knows whats best for him he'll stay away...




I smoke j's.....

[Small Time Crook]

my weed gets laced up with PCP and sinners skin
where do i begin to explain the insane that came from within?
i could go on a rant how i was abused as a child
but i think its personally amusing to be this fuckin' vile
wild, grabbin' infants and putten them in chokeholds
captivate minds all through the power of my vocals
told no, lies ever in my life, though i would try
i can only tell the truth and this mirror image i hide behind
is the despised kind, hold up the facade of a dickhead
thats why people think im a skinhead, or a redneck inbred
so full of hate kid you either think im brainless or tasteless
and Yellow Haze is gay, about this there's no mistakin'.

WHOOPS! Was that a subliminal diss?

[sketch_three]

Where the fuck did i bite? that was all me!

'' i was breast fed cyanide''

in poision penmenship posesed says basicy te same thing,
dont think cuss ur on an american forum u can bite uk shit and get awaywith it
im rom london fam

[StayBlazed]

so yellow, you've been stabbed 5 times
then you start talking about waving your nine
listen kid lying is the only thing your doing
faggin is the only style you've been rocking
see me i stay home and i smoke mad indo
kill you in your sleep then run away from the popo
i dont have to bring my crew i finish you solo
dont act loco when im about to leave you dead wit no doe
fuck yellow this kid is evrywhere except in the ghetto
edit: plus im pretty sure you suck dicks for coke yo
try to say something now... i thought so

BITCH

[milfhunter]

BY LOST THOUGHTS
i am intel​lectu​ally unsta​ble like an atomi​c a 2bomb​ im a story​book fable​ with no label​

im the elf,​warlo​ck the devi lin a whole​ anoth​er level​
you cant stand​ and comap​re me to a freak​ show sable​
i m saveg​ely rapin​g noteb​ooks with pen pleas​ure
takin​g dimes​ for time holdi​ng bakc no thres​hold
i tragi​calli​ end live with the case bing suici​de on the accou​nt of me being​ nice
takin​g back wats mine refus​e and slugg​ed up with a tech nine
im not a villa​in but i do compa​re with trust​s funds​ and big guns
i wont hesit​ate to to chew u up and pit u out liek gum
your surgi​cally​ the scar on teh maste​rmind​s plan
disca​rd the rest and destr​oy the clan
Indestructable liek a giant robot with lasers, no not voltron
still no luck liek a unfuckable nun with no razors
yet i face her expecting shocking truths liek cops with tazers
tazers stunning like mysterious figueres with no faces
outliving the flock through different phases
experiencing life through transparent paint glazes
productively wrenched liek mechanical processes
cant see teh truth with no glasses like crooked politician who flosses
twisted and dementacially thoughts like upside down crosses?

IM SUBATOMICALLY INVERSIVE
LIEK CROOKED WORDS WRIITEN IN CURSIVE
WITH NO POINT TO IT
I LEAVE IT UP TO MY DOUBLE TROUBLE TWIN TO DO IT AND FOOL IT PUT UP AND COOL IT
FUCK IT SUE IT
HA IM ILLER THAN A PATIENT WITH CANCER
VIVIDLY CONFUSING LIKE A QUESTION WITH NO ANSWER
I CRUSH TIME AND CRUSH U LIEK A LIME
FLIP U LIEK A DIME AND TAKE BACK WHATS MINE
IM THE MOST ANIMALISTIC ***** U'LL EVER MEET
WITH THE RAGE OF A WOLVERINE AND TEH STING OF A CROOKED BEE
I'LL RIP U APART AND SHRED U PIECES LIEK A REESES PIECES THEN DISCARD U LIEK A ROTTEN FETUS

[Tampering With Evidence]

Words so sharp and lethal, they can hurt people
I'm not near equal, 'specially when bad meets evil
Words should be illegal, shit always gets confused
Abused, misused, and misconstrued with attitude
Sounds rude, then of course starts a petty feud
Changes ya mood, gotta be careful what you say
Cuz what you say may be taken in a different way
Left in dismay, anyway, please recognize and realize
That I advise, that this is used only as a ventilation
Causes devastation, so I'll make the accommodation
Keep you high like aviation, the stress gets the best
Makes a mess, let this shit off my chest, I'm obsessed
You'd think I'm possessed, but just can't sleep or rest
I'm glad shit's over and done, now lets get back to fun
And hopefully never have to come across this ugly re-run
I consider we won, friendship is obviously strong enough
Rugged and tough, finally got past all that unneeded stuff
Huff and puff, get all pissed and worked up for no real reason
Emotions change quicker than the season, trusts it sucks
But the flow is nuts, helps me myself get out of these ruts
Best believer, it's a stress reliever, fierce ferocious flows
Keeps you on your toes, I don't associate with those hoes
Everyone knows, case closed, I'll expose your foes
My friends I chose, real talk you wish you had this type of team
Was caught in a nightmare but now we snap back to the dream
To the extreme, this is attracting your eyes like a tractor beam
I mean, I understand now it wasn't my place to be upset or pissed
Like Turdl wrote "To the classes I missed and all the girls I dissed"
Persists, of things that can be misinterpreted of course twisted
Consisted, of shit that for only so long anyone could've resisted
A friend should just relax be a friend, from now on that's all I intend
Now time to extend, the time that I plan to spend with my friends

[Vagrant]

Tamp for the win
For the flow and the message within
Verse so real i don't know where to begin
Been beefin so hard it must be a sin
Jab after jab fists connect with chin
Baseball bats to kneecaps, a swift kick to the shin
Lyrical assults so serious you need Dr. Quinn
But this battle is over, or as the French say: "Fin"
I could rhyme for days but Tamp made me grin
Bro's flow's so pro is gets under my skin

Sometimes i just don't know when to say when

[Tampering With Evidence]

Yo I appreciate the props it just comes naturally
I guess it's because when I rhyme it's factually
Speak the truth, I've been workin' on my flows
Heavy dose, if theres a camera I still don't pose
We got some nice shit up on the thread right now
But it's a trend goes up and down more than Dow
Wow, did I really spit two punchlines after each other?
Can I recover, call me up if you really want another
Suffer, spittin' out loud I fall, I usually always choke
It's like the words in my brain somehow strangle my throat
So how do I cope, well I freestyle bringin the resurrection
Now honestly I think we're headed in the correct direction
Even though there's imperfection, people will keep it alive
So I pray that this thread can stay strong and survive

[sketch_three]

yo fuck rhymin im on aslault n battery,
call me micky kno cuss killlin comes naturaly,
neva run in guns blazin i cum tacticaly,
u mcs are wack to me,
need to take ya bars back to the chocolate factory

[UnConscious]

actually...
wat they say is not that bad.
they finally got rid of the fag and replaced it with the mags.
bullets into clips and clips into guns.
guns to make bitch emcees drop they funds and run.
guns to move weight, your talkin ounces? im talkin tonns.
im only talkin if ur walkin with ounces that be burnin lungs.
turnin the frowns upside down when i deliver rhymes like ups.
package after package, i unload my lyrical truck.
wat the fuck do i find, hiding in the back.
a fat ass sack, a box of purple swishas, and an axe to hack.
i palm the razor blade and the blunt at once.
lick it before i stick it and split it like the defence wen i dunk.
your ships within my sequence of funk.
and wen i spit it i shift tides and leave ya ships sunk.
skunk ass flows that burn ya nose.
my tongue flips that ecstacy in parachute rows.
im tryin to smoke some faggots, cop a pair of fruit bowls.
them rainbow buds be bringin up luck to my soul.
them aimlow spuds be swingin heavy, ground hoggin u moles.
im tossin bullets, fuck some first downs, touch downs are my goal.
bluff klowns get puffed and passed round the table.
i cant be defeated. my flows feature fleets with missles call me navel.
this is not a fable, the bronco is outta the stable.
outta my cell, outta the box cuz im puffin on leaves of maple.
trees resemblin canadian flags, my flows twistin like dradles.
your nersery rhymes belong in the cradle.
fuck your record lable.
im higher, faster, and definitely in definition.. homie you can call me comcast cable.
my flows are fatal.
your flows are off balance, ima libra so of course my flows are stable.

[Vagrant]

ima libra so of course my flows are stable.

haha right on

[UnConscious]

ima patriot spittin hard hits... call me mic vrabel.

[DonFokalano]

New tracks up!!!!!!
New tracks up!!!!!
New tracks up!!!!!

Myspace.com/jdro13

myspace.com/jdro13


shits real!

[Scheme*119]

let me take a shot at this, im gunna do the aesop rock thing and just rhyme even if it doesnt make sense

I am no nitwit prone to folly
i'll kickflip over anything you ollie
I never lose grip like an octopus
Even when im runnin' from the constable
Getting scoped out with binoculars
They wanna see me in the tar like a dinosaur
Im sittin' in a chair
I think i'm goin loco
I cant feel my fingers
and I cant feel my toes, yo!
The lord of the flies
Im eatin a Danish
don’t stress youself out, son
The world is painless
Take a note and have your mouth keep quiet
I stay away from bread like a south beach diet
Yeah im broke and it aint no joke
Sex sells but you can get arrested if you buy it
So i myself have yet to be a client
in 1996 i was posing as a derelict in a socialite society as an experiment
A needle was my sponser
I was a protege
Mazilla was a killa and he wanted me on his blade
i like to pretend im a product of simplicity
one with the sticks and the banjo picks
far from the guns and the rambo flicks
im like frankenstein in electro shock therapy
a fractured spine and a loss of any memory
ive long since fled the great state of texas
running from a boatload of men with death sticks
im out of place in this planet full of humans
i talk politics with unruly china men
i like my water a 1 part hydrogen and 2 parts oxygen
i keep my clothes in a casket
the only suitcase ive ever owned is a basket
i got blood in my feces
i thought i found jesus
turned out to be a fetus that was ripe with deseases
but i didnt want to see it go to waste
cause it was all smothered in butter and i wanted a taste
when life throws eggs
i like to make an embyonic omelet. extra cheese



wow im gay

[HëRbN]

bad mouthin me'll getcha smacked up and ribs cracked up
Something like tellin a fat bitch to beep when she backs up
have your hype man laughin at you and your wanna be crew
leave you nothin but a blood and pulp stew
then feed you to a vegetarian skull cap bearing jew
and if he askes about you, ill recycle him too and cannabalize the foo
then shit in a bucket, sell it to some kids so they can huff it, tell em this shits the stuff i call it the fuhk it bucket so hurry up and fuhkin huff it.
and when it comes to yo girl, im a taxidermist i fuhkin stuff it she fuhkin loves it. cant get enough of it. its just the way i does it. somethin bout the way she rubs it. leave me feelin like i just dropped a number one club hit.

*beat changed*

lets face it you a fake g, aint nothin like me. you can try n test this but i would not, cause i got more g in me then your whole hoods got.
quick to find out it good way to get shot, cause im sicker than aids infected puke laced snot.
hittin harder than a catapulted cinder block
have your grandma feelin the after shock
cause you aint nothin to the skills i got
just admit it my shits hot and yo shits not
you be smellin stankier than cock rot on a putred cot

hah

some good shit in here lately kids keep it up

[Vagrant]

I am no nitwit prone to folly
i'll kickflip over anything you ollie
I never lose grip like an octopus
Even when im runnin' from the constable
Getting scoped out with binoculars
They wanna see me in the tar like a dinosaur
Im sittin' in a chair
I think i'm goin loco
I cant feel my fingers
and I cant feel my toes, yo!
The lord of the flies
Im eatin a Danish
don’t stress youself out, son
The world is painless


People gotta stop biting....

http://www.actionext.com/names_t/the_mad_conductor_lyrics/troubles_in_the_sewer.html


wow im gay

yep, you are

[sketch3]

lyrics get bit like a blonde chick from jaws,
mcs stop using a song wich aint yours,
im cold like december,
my squads only super villan members,
fuck with death and enter his chabmer,
u aint flashy or a big spender,
im cuting flesh like a blender,
fuck ur bitch i'll befriend her,
fuck her twice then send her-back,
im to stoned so im wack,
gunna stop and smoke a fatty

[Snuff]

personal picture perfect merciless acts of whiplash
raise a stack then attaack if u think u can play me wit that
attempt to resign me. Unsigned still i rhyme in variety.
I creep up on da beat and then i sneak ya like an I.E.D.

http://www.myspace.com/cashlt

[sully654]

ART PRIMO IS SUPREME http://********.com/catalog/index.php

[Scheme*119]

People gotta stop biting....

http://www.actionext.com/names_t/the_mad_conductor_lyrics/troubles_in_the_sewer.html



yep, you are

haha damn vagrant, caught me. but correct me if im wrong, is mad conductor not the shit?

[Yellow Haze]

they call me the biter,
but my rhymes are much tighter,
im 2 tones, your 4 stones lighter,
i got the face of friendship and the heart of a fighter,
come in, shoot ya'll lyrical, i fighting, raging at dis bull,
my heart, filled with fire, it's so full,
you try to lift a 2KG and you get a hernia,
you just been fucked up in the middle of suburbia,
i came to your house to batter you, but i find you in leather like disturbia,
i still splatter you, like sketch, i decimate your chest,
and like tony montana, you fuckin wif de best,
i don't care, where your bulletproof vest,
i put your pain threshhold to the ultimate test,
you know what they say, forthe wicked theres no rest,
so i keep on spittin, through the night,
you leave the club, see me in a different light....

[n_noodles]

they call me the biter,
but my rhymes are not much tighter,
im 0 tones, your 2 stones lighter,
i got the face of a biter and the heart of a failure,
come in, shoot ya'll lyrical, i biting, raging at dis bull,
my heart, filled with bite, it's so full,
i try to lift a 2KG and i got a hernia,
i just got fucked up in the middle of suburbia,
i came to your house to batter you, but i find myself in leather like disturbia,
i still bite you, like sketch, i decimate my chest,
i don't care, where my bulletproof vest,
i put your pain threshhold to the ultimate test,
you know what they say, for the biter theres no rest,
so i keep on bittin, through the night,
you leave the club, see me in a different bite....

did a bit of re-arangement.

now get the fuck outa here you fucking joke.

[Vagrant]

haha damn vagrant, caught me. but correct me if im wrong, is mad conductor not the shit?

word


they call me the biter,
but my rhymes are much tighter


Yellow haze.. please just stop.
You're a fucking joke
When the shit you post sounds good, its because it's not even yours
and everything else sounds like crap.
Therefor you have no skill, yet you keep claiming to be better?

[StayBlazed]

motherfuckers like you
i dont even need a crew
dude, life aint a movie
you cant be thug life2!
all i got's to do is to spit the thruth
then play with you like a rubic cube
i always throw punchlines in slow mo
so you finally understand your not from the ghetto
you sound like a homo who's trying to act loco
no yellow you wont be able to spit knowledge so
i just wanna let you know
that you really suck dicks bro


anyway im fucken high
fuck this bitch just go suicide
your not a gangster
and you just talk shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt
2h35 footage lil bitch
try to say something now huh...............................................
I TOUGHT SO

[UnConscious]

stay blazed...
yea u go that right
im a mile high pilot in the sky at mid-flight
wit tight rhymes like lime lights
try and fight but ya cant cuz im way above you flyin like a kyte
your an ant
if u bite then u a bitch and u deserve to eat a dick
you faggot emo emcees spittin out homo heaps of shit
its prolific flows i flip so hip and hop
always got the party poppin. bitches pop lock and dropin in they flip flops.
this gwap so long i call it china wall
try and cross the border and get mauled by the pit bulls with big balls
mongolian warriors, dynasty of the han
ghengis khan type raps twist ya cap back quick
dictatorship with chemical weapons, saddam vs. iran
blackflips like the bodys fallin in the mass graves so government can stack chips
pocket checkin the lifeless elders, men, women and kids.
can even contain the topics that be rockin under my lid
i live so big
can u dig?

[DaBluntHead]

if u bite then u a bitch and u deserve to eat a dick
you faggot emo emcees spittin out homo heaps of shit

bling bling

[Yellow Haze]

word



yellow haze.. Please just stop.
You're a fucking joke
when the shit you post sounds good, its because it's not even yours
and everything else sounds like crap.
Therefor you have no skill, yet you keep claiming to be better?


i never read that fucking post in my life!!!! I wrote that off the top of my head, to the tune of dream by the game!!!! Never ever read that post!!!!

[Vagrant]

english is your second language, isn't it?

[sketch3]

troops on road ready too shoot,
but the truth,
is under the hoods they only youts,
shorty killed a kid but still got his baby tooth,
mcs step an ill fade his group,
slayed his crew,
kick rappers of a shady roof,

[sketch3]

yo i cut tracks,
more than ghetto kids bust caps,
no bad luck that,
aint the reason u got ur dome cap,
blown back,
should known facts,

[Tampering With Evidence]

You bitches disgust me with your biting, get the fuck outta here, go try and catch fame somewhere else if thats what you're lookin for.....fuckin busters

[StayBlazed]

funny ninja's

[Vice(Tre)]

spit sik my flow is diseased
*****s hate like we made em come on the forum and read
im not here lookin for no foreign prestige
honest dummy..i'll give ya mommy money..she let me clog her tummy
wit the pipe..the time could be described as long and bloody
but the brod is ugly...kinda small and chubby
but i still beat =)

[Yellow Haze]

I’ll get medieval on ya ass and put a halt to your tarnished assault
Its open season on wounds and I got blades garnished in salt
i take my blade, and open up your chest like your fucking bank vault,
I conjure up flames disguised in the form of english
That the stop, drop and roll procedure couldn't extinguish,
my punches connect raw like war backwards, you on the floor with fractures,
the neighbours came running, they hear fucked up sounds, screaming....and 22 rounds,


that better?

[anti-anti-crime]

you cant rap. rhyming assault and vault is what my 3 year old nephew does. save yourself the trouble and leave.

[Yellow Haze]

You know that was fruitless,
on the ears, your style is ruthless!
i wrote this rhyme in 2 mins straight,
then went for a motherfucking date,
i spit a sick flow, yours is second rate,
i go out on a night wif de huns,
you weigh 1 ounce, i weigh 3 tones,
pure muscle, you know how i hustle,
Rhymin' with the combined ignorance of rednecks and hicks, y'all just a semblance of disconnected half-wits
So perplexed, ya pricks couldn't find ya respective dicks, much less write a half-decentcollective spit

[anti-anti-crime]

saying fucking, wif, de, and huns doesnt make you a good rapper. and your flow makes no sense and it doesnt rhyme. leave.

[Yellow Haze]

saying fucking, wif, de, and huns doesnt make you a good rapper. and your flow makes no sense and it doesnt rhyme. leave.

Listen, just because i said fucker and wif and de and huns doesn't make you a good rapper, but it doesn't make you worse....

I am half jamaican, from kingston, and thats how i pronounce them, so i don't lie when i write it, thats how i'de say it....


My flow does make sense, anyway, your not listening to the song that i was when i spat it, you you have no fucking idea....

and nearly every line rhymes, your just saying it's shit cos you don't like me....




So shut the fuck up, that was perfectly OK....

[anti-anti-crime]

"i wrote this rhyme in 2 mins straight,
then went for a motherfucking date"

i rest my case.

[Yellow Haze]

Yeah, well fuckit, i ain't a writer but what about:

Rhymin' with the combined ignorance of rednecks and hicks, y'all just a semblance of disconnected half-wits
So perplexed, ya pricks couldn't find ya respective dicks, much less write a half-decentcollective spit

my punches connect raw like war backwards, you on the floor with fractures,
the neighbours came running, they hear fucked up sounds, screaming....and 22 rounds,


That was rugged and gritty and good!

[Scheme*119]

i ain't a writer

get out

[Small Time Crook]

i ain't a writerget out

this is sig-worthy, methinks.

I wonder how many times this kid has cried because of this thread alone.

[anti-anti-crime]

That was rugged and gritty and good!
dont fool yourself.


this is agraffiti forum. if your not a writer then get out

[RUDE_Bwoy]

aint no time for any dip dapping
get down to rapping
yalls shit sounds like a fat lady crapping
i got a blunt calling my name
smoke it up and then go gain my fame
rude bwoy is the name
and dont take the rude part to heart
im blowing yall suckas out like a muthafuckin fart

[Vagrant]

beans, beans the magical fruit
the more you eat, the more your shit smells just like haze's

[Tampering With Evidence]

Don't type to the sound of a beat do it A Capella
How many more times do I have to tell ya, fella
I know you're a fraud because you progressed quick
Sucked at first when you did nine years of this shit
Then you get better in what a few weeks to a month?
Kids bitin' rhymes and that's not a guess or a hunch
You're a front, if you don't write then go to loud.com
Shits bomb, Im thinkin you thought you'd come to this site
Type some raps you write, and beat us all without a fight
But you came incorrect, got your raps all put in check
Got wrecked, this isn't a competition so don't sweat
You whored your shit like we were all fuckin A&Rs
We're all low life fucks who don't drive flashy cars
Scheme, you can't tell him to get out when you bit
First I laughed, then I was disgusted by that shit
Might as well quit, come in here passin work as your own
I hope you're not in high school cuz apparently you're not grown
Or at least with that shit it wasn't shown, bitch go get a bone
Come back with original shit, or take your false wack ass home.

This shit just passes time, and this thread is an embarrassment as of late....step ya game up kiddies.

[Small Time Crook]

Tamp and Timer two titans taking tyranny over rapping
Crafting, ways to keep bad things from happ'ning
And by that I mean, taking the mic away from Haze
little Yellow belly bastard been breathing for too many days
nine multiplied by threesixty five would equal...
fuck it, too much, burn this kid alive people
spit is gasoline, and i brought a pack of matches
its kinda hard to see what you attack when it spits battery acid
i dont lack much of a mind, i just don't want to diddle
with punk kids of forums who can't even a rap A LITTLE
but I was glad to see, Tamp strapped on the tights
got my pair, we're fighting rhyme crimes TONIGHT
hold on, man, grabbin my mask from the cleaners, should be there in a sec
we a threat, Super Heroes here to clean up the freestyle rap thread

a wikki-wikki-wawa-wikkiwa
-more beatboxing sound effects-

[chloroformic.]

nut,
in
a
slut's
butt.

uhh.
*bark bark bark* *DMX style*

[Small Time Crook]

DAYYYYYEEEUM.
Ante wins.

[chloroformic.]

*bark bark bark*
*let's get it ohhhnnnn*
ante out. 2k8 represent.

[Tampering With Evidence]

Strap on the capes and put in place the mask
Time to do my superhero shit and put it on blast
Do this shit fast, Tamp and ya know the Crook
Leavin' all these rap criminals shook, what it took
Is barely even an effort from either the two of us
So rude of us, lookin' for kids to bust, flows' a must
Flows' is nuts, I'm not one to riddle or tell tales
I can't play the fiddle and I never sold fish scales
But you're leavin the trails, and we're here to follow
I'll have located you by tomorrow, family left in sorrow
The thread cheers, parade ridin' in the Monte Carlo
Rhymes so hard you can't borrow, the caped crusaders
Damn panty raiders, never considered to be traitors
To all you biters go fuck yaself like chronic masurbaters

[Small Time Crook]

that was ill Tamp.

The ravishing rap duo, Styles McIlla and the Boy Wonder
one of us will make it rain, and the other brings the thunder
you wonder how two cats like us tore you asunder
well that's because you're styles goin' Australian, down under
floppin', this latest inflation in crime, we don't need Comissioner Gordon to stop it
between the two of us we got more then enough brawn
half of these cats are cons, so im screamin let's get it on

[UnConscious]

lips smack
thats exsaktly how the lids get clapped
cracked in half for the fact that they raps aint crap
yapitty yap yap...
splat!
ya brains on the floor
skin sent to a taxidermist, made into a mat for four small payments of $4.44
frat kids tippin cups full of beer onto breats of sluty whores
i laugh and laugh some more
yall aint alcoholiks
i swim through liqour, navigate and manuevour the yaght
lyrical distrought
cought up in the moment
smoke so thick cause u to cough
toss the coin
two-faced
other half is the opponent
loss
you cant hang with the elite
get tossed and caught like stds or fantasy connection, the random draw, breez 2 moss
aite frost?
your cold, i am nuclear aktive hot
i am radioaktive and my waves make ya brain rot
your cooked like microwaved tator tots
my intelectual level is deep like vadors voice box
crack rocks the size of the death star
kancer sticks kick breath like reptar
big legged bitches on my dick, i love the leopard
i am the lords shepard
raizing the last legacy of lyrically luinguistic lambs of every letter
whos the man?
i am, it is dinner time and yall are getting salt and peppered
i eat emcees, one day youll see me feasting on the front cover of westword
your sores forever fester
i am an emcee, preistin microphones like a molester
i rape sound then run like hester
call me the gesture
fuck a second guesser
leave em in the past like last words in the day of yester
the middle man who stands in the middle of my left hand is just a jester
im spittin lyrically mythical poison, you typical toys get left in conditions critical
taste test the noise and i speak with such poise
i need some pussy. right now my balls are more blue than football fields in boise
next weekend ill make the choice, fuck the shit out of joyce while rollin harder than a royce
my swagger so heavy but i still get lifted like a hoist
yall are in a drought but im like the south, i am moist.

[proliferate]

5AM I get up with a black mask and my backpack/
Im bigheaded only rockin fat caps/ where the pigs headed/
Probably to snatch bags/ and ya better believe it/
I've never made any bad tags, and got more throw-ups then the heaviest bullemics/
The deadliest in addidas, droppin more blockbusters then movie stores/
My Sketchbooks somethin you'd pay more then a few G's for/
When I bomb I use c4, loose leaf or, a few tree's off spruce street for sparking.
You see my, new steeze fly, and it'd be why you jockin/

[Tampering With Evidence]

Styles McIlla bringin the same styles that kill ya
Boy Wonder who? No one's trilla, first we'll build ya
Up, then we'll tear ya down, go pound for pound
Leave ya clowned, backhands bringin' the smack'
Breakin ya back, takin' a bat to ya back in fact
Bones cracked, continuously hiding our identities
Punishin' you with penalties, we got the remedies
Rap duo sent out to find and catch all you bitin bitches
Find new niches, face consequences end up in ditches
Get screwballed like baseball stitches, disobey our wishes
End up in the ocean like fishes, keep biting your rhymes
We'll keep fighting these crimes, STOP like those red signs

Quickie khedd

[sketch3]

boy wonder? im the fucking villan
the last sidekicks,
that tried it,
both died quick,
so why grip,
the mic when rocking fly shit,
taking out fake mcs with my click
so if u didnt write it,
dont lie bitch

[UnConscious]

i kick the tick tock time consumin hip hop
that rick rocks the show and flows over any bridge top
the dams are frail so of course they fail
cant stop my monsterous monsoons and my hystorically apakolyptik hail
slabs of the 10 commandments hurdeled down followed by the cross and three nine inch nails
a voice calls from below sayin kill christ and the deciples and youll drink from holy grails
jewish greed fueled like caroseine, the carosell of trips to torture cells then trips back into jail
pale and white and bleeding out he tells his last tale
"unconscious flys in the sky like jets carrying mail with fedex on the tail"
the people listening to his dying breath
forced to think that the stress weed he smoked earlier is rearranging the words spoken from his chest
they come out blessed but they didnt know this was a test
they come across unconscious in the future and they life turns to mess
pressed to death like giles corey
you get stoned like arab adulters
bombed like pearl harbor in the fourtys
the consulter of dorothy
im talkin them golden bricks i got on lock
i stay on the block like the governement, constantly deporting and outlining bodies in chalk
we writers who rappin, graffin and laughin at porks holdin forks
wantin to eat with the dogs but still hog in the sport
exporting the work and importing the torque
the fast life that we live, poppin ills and poppin corks
from porch to porch we rock stoops
come round my troop ya better be about ya roots
better be about ya self and keep the chicken locked inside the coup
kuz if u happen to switch to bitch on me and my gooks...
well pull ak-47s and get to shootin like duke
get ya village pillaged as we pick your precious fruit
your women get raped
escape? i think not
dont even reach for the telephone holmes ull get shot
i never keep the hammer on lock
kuz im always on the run and always got the stash up in my sock
so if u people wanna flock on up
ya better duck quick kuz i buck more than rough spits wen i puff spliff
wen i enter the ring and the zone from that flown kite flyin higher than sales on ringtones
fuck that shit, i bring chrome
poppin shots like glocks in any verbal spot, homie i sting domes
i drop like a bee with three drones
guarantee me and my goons will murk
take over your neighborhood and deport u like the armaniens and the turks
kurt kobain raps, homie its suicide
you kouldnt step to me with a whole army,
biochemical warfare, lethal spits wen my fluids fly
the fluids stick to the mebrane and brain stem tips
deterriating anything in its path, the acid eats it like your bitch eats dick
this shit right here *****, its rich in wits
fuck the crits, to me your a teet, you suck more than calfs on cows tits
beat me? homie u can eat my shit
matter of fact, let me drop my sack into your bacon and grits
taste the jock that u on, its as close as youll get
or you can taste my jock all up on ya girls lips
its nic
the in eye see
thats i see you eyein me while im flying free
and im eyein you too dude but u dryin frees
my flows drown out more houses than new orleans
katrina storm tornados leave ya torn
leave ya form corned
gassed like ethanol and fucked like the foriegn
policy, bitch quit with the falacy, im maulin emcees each time i rip open mics and breath the freeze like colorado morning breezes
skeez, please
its all about that 303 denver city steez
im the mile high pilot im just soarin while my flows are explorin the seven seas
more truth than ripleys so believe it
your a homo so treat the microphone like you do the beaver and alone you leave it

[Yellow Haze]

Adolesent attempts at alphabetical arrangement
Appear apathetic, ain't adjacent to amazement
Amateur authors alarmed, army abandoned avidity
And ya adversaries administer an array of artillery
Adroitly articulate, assault with advanced ability
Annihilating any acolyte not acknowledging affinity
Bad blood brewing, braindead behaviour belligerent
Beginners, below bedazzlement, begrudge bewildering brilliance
Blessing barbaric bars i brutually behead brothers


BOOM! eat that bitches

[Vagrant]

If you're going to bite, might as well post the whole thing...



Adolesent attempts at alphabetical arrangement
Appear apathetic, ain't adjacent to amazement
Amateur authors alarmed, army abandoned avidity
And ya adversaries administer an array of artillery
Adroitly articulate, assault with advanced ability
Annihilating any acolyte not acknowledging affinity
Bad blood brewing, braindead behaviour belligerent
Beginners, below bedazzlement, begrudge bewildering brilliance
Blessing barbaric bars i brutually behead brothers
Because beef brings blunt bellicosity ballads beating bluffers
Beyond comprehension, comprised of celestial chromosomes
Causes Cytologists commencing catechising to be left comatosed
My crews catastrophic compositions casually create cavities
Causing chronic conditions in countless casualties
Call it criminal communication, DI's dope deliverance
Derisive demeanour, dropping disses degrading dilettantes
Diminishing dominion dimensions dialectically
Demonic disposition, decimating dexterously
Devastating diction, I done demonstrated development
Exercising elusive English with elevated eloquence
Enhanced expertise emanating extensively
Elite emcee exposing enemies efforts as elementary
Ending episodes epidemically, eradicate empires
Evacuate explorer before ya entire entity expires
Fully fledged flows formed with a fresh flagrance
Fracture fragile frames, forcing flight of flesh fragments
Fierce fortitude forces frivolous foes to flee
Fearing fatality from furious flurries of floetry
Grievous gestures generated graphically
Genius grammatically, grounding guys like gravity
hemlocks hazardous to health, hitting has ya hospitalized
Haters hail or hide, harmonious humiliation have you horrified
With hostile hypothesis I hurls a hot hex
Hitting heedless heat holders into high Humidex
History inaccurate, ignorance influenced by intricate irrelevance
Indicates inattentiveness to infinite intelligence
Influx illness; inundated inventory
Inflicting incisions involving intellectual imagery
Importance juxtaposed to Jesus jotting in my journals
Jeopardise my jaw with kinetics kracking like kernels
Kicking knowledge, hear the knell, killing kings
Kindle keys, my locution luminary like lightning
Logically layering liquidised literacy lucratively
Laconic labyrinth laced lethally lucidly
Living lyrical legend leaving a lasting legacy
Lower levelled losers under lock like leprosy
Mentally manufacture majestic material my matter move
Manuscripts magnify my managerial magnitude
Magically i manifest microphone mastery
Meteoric metaphors never miss, not even marginally
Navigate nonchalance with a nasty nature
No noticeable nemesis, notoriously the nicest narrator
Nucleus not originator, optical orchestrator
Official oracle one, omnipotence obvious to observators
Opposition powerless, punches penetrate with patency
Panoramic poems paint perfect pictures pensively
Peerless phraseology, phonetically perplex
Quality in quanity, quotables reflecting respect
Raw rhymes release rapturous radiance like reefers
Resulting in rushes recommended by receivers
Synthetic supremacy succumb to savage schismatic
Sceptics surrender, staying still like static
Seminal scripts seamlessly signed and sealed
Sovereignty showing syntactical savvy skilled
Surpassing scientifical theory of thought trajectory
Transcendent technique in talking technically
Ultimately, unequals unable to understand unify
Until unique untouchable vocab is visualised
Versified, vocalised with violent velocity
Vindicating the virtue of verbal virtuosity
Victims can't view my vertex, Veni, vidi, vici
So who what want? War ain't wise, I'm warning you weaklings
Wizardry wordplay weaved with wit X'ing Y'all
Young'uns yield to yardstick spinning yarns Zenithal


Why do you even continue to post in here?
Nobody likes you.


Can we start a petition to get this joke banned?

[sketch3]

its sad that u care about the opinions o strangers enuf to lie on the net

[ODonthesetrees]

its 425 i got a blunt and im runnin
spark it off, left for dead, like wolves huntin
pass the street where i found my mother lying
in a puddle of her own blood, lying there crying
i dropped to my knees and shed my own fears
mother what happened, how did you end up here?
"please my son, be strong be fair.."
i'll do as you say mother, but you cant die im scared
so i looked back down to my mothers face
and the reply i got was unbearable at least
my mothers cold body went limp in my hands
and her eyes rolled back as she was taken right there
so i spark my L and i think back
they told me she died from heart attack
but im no fool i was right there when she died
though i ran home so no one knew that i had tried
i think she took the wrong path at the wrong time
all i dreamt about for weeks was revenge with my 9
but i realized my mother wouldnt want that
so i sit in my room, smoking an L
and i let my hard feelings go, through rap battles with internet hoes
like yourselves...don't be opposed, just playin

[StayBlazed]

this kid get's busted each time he bite's so jokes

and i like the boom! eat this bitches at the end
was it even hard to write? like i mean, your a straight champion
right click, copy, change page, paste, hit couple of times enter
then: boom eat that bitches...
dude you didnt even try to make it sound like you made it
thats really bad

[peacebomb]

yo im comin at you witha bag a hoes like santa
im like those girls from fanta sparyin so many colors you cant
touch this cause you spray black and white
give up the fight, turn off the light

lol i was bored
first time i ever wrote a rhyme

[revid!]

i dont rap so sorry if this is bad. im just real bored and it seems fun

your a hater,
skin dry and crusty like an alligator
im a debater,
your life is on the line like the equator
which means im takin my time,
listen im fine,
stay doin yours and ill do mine,
smokin the kine
blow out the smoke,
verbal abuse is what youll prevoke,
takin it in,
listen again,
commitin more acts then the seven sins,
missions with masks,
who, do you ask?
we, robbin your bitches and smackin their ass,
takin it fast,
we in and we out,
leavin you dry like the deserts thruout
carryin guns?
na we carryin knifes,
cuttin you up and takin your lives,
like sharpening knifes we carvin the stone,
bury your bodies and stormin the throne

[sketch3]

im a(s) debate,

eww u masterbate

[Small Time Crook]

the kind of sex small time has in non-sensible
best of all is that it's also non-consesual
freddy kreuger mask, im the loser who has
the opportunity to be the one laughin last
will i let it pass or will i grab it by the ass
like it's a co-worker, it wont go further
not like im a lurker, hidin' in the bushes
well, actually, i am in the shrubbery
jerkin' off hopin you dont discover me
but it's all good if you do, you wont know my identity
ill take off and you'll think that's the end of me

[Tampering With Evidence]

This thread disgusts me, it's a shame you bitches bite rhymes to post on the net and take credit as your own, that desperate for people on the internet's affection.

[revid!]

who bit?

[Small Time Crook]

Lotta fuckin' people, guy.

I won't name names though, they know who they are.

[revid!]

word. well im just startin out any tips?

[Small Time Crook]

Write constantly, doesn't even have to rhyme, but write.
Freestyle a lot, throw on some jams and just flow, any music will do, I've freestyled to country.
Think of words you've heard but can't define, then look them up.
A kid I used to rap with had pages in his book dedicated to a certain letter
so you could have like 'G' "garage, game, gargantuan, grommet" shit like that, an alternative for this is to pick a random word, and then see how many times you can rhyme it.
Drugs can help too.

That's all I got as far as "lrn2rap".

[Yellow Haze]

Shit, i can't get now through! Though how come that fucker got one injust cos he said it was the shite? anyway, this is all me:

clothes are expensive, prices gastronomical,
send you flyin' into the atmosphere, astronomical,
my mind is twisted, and i've got a wicked plan, a wicked design,
i end your career, destroy you as i employ sick lyrics, then you'll resign,
my bars are brilliantly boastful, bring down a big bomb, a beauty,
it's tough being so amazing but i'm just doing my duty,

double trouble when i spit, every spit should be a number one hit,
when i spit i open you up, with one slit of my blade: my words,
they shiny and new, attracting you like birds, rhymes, i got herds,
i have ya'll gossipin' and bitchin like a group of high school nerds

Get down, deal with the people spittin the dirt,
i bring you into another planet, they call it motherfucking hurt,
i slice you up with my lyrics, like blades, then i watch the blood spurt,
i spit simple and basic, but to you, thats the fucking holy grail,
your lyrics are absoloutely useless, like smoothed out brail,
i've set sail to your lyrics, they're past it, old and frail,
i send you a lyrical deathbed, send it through first class mail,
at a glance your weak, quivering, a dirty voice when you speak, it's meak,
this second stanza, spittin gold like rich fucker tony danza, this is real,
just when you think theres no words that rhymes, i pull out slang, rollin wif de times,

double trouble when i spit, every spit should be a number one hit,
when i spit i open you uo, with one slit of my blade: my words,
they shiny and new, attracting you like birds, rhymes, i got herds,
have ya'll gossipin' and bitching like a group of high school nerds,

when i enter, i stab through the centre, worse than charlie manson,
your music is chanson, mine so sick i got you up and dancin,
you like a homosexual, a gayboy, you prancin like freddie mercury on coke,
i fuck you up, and leave you dead in a haze of smoke,
im gonna start to get more complicated in this third verse,
fuck you up, gun you down and leave your in a hurse,
...(beat stops)....
like a ladies purse,
now, a complicated flow you can't comprehend,
it's a wild mutherfuckin' blend, godsend,
my shit goes supersonic, smoother than the chronic,
yo, beat this, you choke up humanity like C2o,
i fuck you up dog, get out the door,
so if you a lil bit carbon dioxide,
i clean you up, like monoxide,
i poison your lung like cyanide,
i cause cancer and tuma's and induce diseas,
yes please, i say to death, but death will take his very last breath,
i kil death, i choke him up with a lethal mix of monoxide and crystal meth,
as i come come to close this third rippin verse,
somebody's gonna have to call a nurse,
when i put ya in your place boy,
murder the whole world cos i cause a decoy,
someone else half good spits, while i sneak up behind you, your head do da splits,
you soak up a beating like a punch dummy,
or in the UK, a drunken BRUMMY,
axe up your tummy,
i'm the seventh wonder, yet i'm a sin,
...(beat stops)...
ive improvised to create another 11 verses,
just means 11 more hurses,

.....
.....
.....
(beat plays)

you know i got the skills, just they hidden,
but i rip them up sometimes, like joe bidden,
i have ridden, all diseas from the world, i a savour,
like lil wayne, my shit of the rictor, but mine actually GOOD,

....
as he said,
quo,
flow,
so,
i know,
(lil wayne line)

[Tampering With Evidence]

About 15 pages ago I stopped reading Haze's raps
Shit was like Nyquil, only made me wanna take naps
Made my brain wanna collapse, make my skull give in
Within, everyone disgusts me biting there rhymes
Y'all should do a lot less talkin, go impersonate mimes
NOW for you I'm a break this down in Lam en's terms
In Lam en's words, Haze wouldn't be fly if he was raised by birds
So with Crook I'm a take turns, Haze why are you boasting?
You have no reason to be cocky so consider this the roasting
You're rhymes have no flow and don't make any sense
Like me tellin' the truth and you sayin' its a pretense
I'll give my two cents, let the beatin commence, since
We've paid our dues, and you aren't dope to any extent
You're incompetent, one plus one, equals two, and that
Will never be you, I'm better than you, more than a few
It's not that we're haters, or just don't like you to like you
But you bite too, got rhymes? We'll all out rhyme you
Out shine you, and you don't get people up and dancin'
You get people outta breath and pantin', from chantin'
Cuz right now, everyone is desperate to get rid of Haze
Some friendly advice, take a vacation, take some days
Away from this place, know this, you're not the 7th wonder
You're the sinkin' ship about to go under, you ain't hot
You aren't even touchin' summer, never will you be better
In July I could put you in the desert and wrap you in a sweater
Never be hot like me, crook, unconscious, or touch sketch3

Get the fuck out here you bitch, stop trying so hard. It obviously is a challenge for you.

[Bars]

I'm definitley not as good as some of you. I don't rap much just when I'm bored.

Yo Ima end this quick, cuz its time for a close
Quick with jab straight for yea fuckin nose
Now look what’s happened, yea got blood all ova yea cloths,
You stupid mother fucker acting all smug,
But Ima bout to sweep yea under the rug,
You looking bum hurt, maybe you should pull out the plug,
Got your girl on her knee’s giving me a steady tug,
While your sittin at home heavy on masturbation,
I’m smoking a blunt ready for levitation,
Now with a hook, this shit’s a combination,
Sweep yea off yea feet with a blow to the chest, I’m always alert, never at rest,
Cuz I got more technique than immortal, No one gets out when you enter my portal,
And I got more tricks than the jedi mind, and more flow than all of mankind,
I’m not the seventh wonder, nor the second coming,
I’m just that kid on the bus with his headphones on humming.

[Yellow Haze]

It's the dead man talking, my microphones scorching
Battle me my torch will melt away your bodily portions
i'll destroy this newcomer, this wannabe, this break,
my amazing rhymes are at they peak,
god smiles everytime i speak,
send you flying with my fist, did you enjoy the trip?
my rhymes so exciting they make your heartbeat skip,
i got more tricks than a siths brain, enough to make you evil, send you insane,
i get inside you head and you love it, the rhyme train is rollin,
gaining steam, flyin' all electric, eccentric,

[n_noodles]

biterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[DaBluntHead]

imma make this sucka realise I aint playin games,
slap the shit out yo mouth'll make you forget your name
see i aint a thug , i aint a drug dealer
imma real monster , just like god-zilla
yellow haze's a squealer , a snitch bitch from worcester
say a wrong word, youll meet your ancestors
a dick in your mouth is what you asked for your death wish
youll get it and ill leave you colder than a dead bitch


LOL just fuckin around

[Bars]

It's the dead man talking, my microphones scorching
Battle me my torch will melt away your bodily portions
i'll destroy this newcomer, this wannabe, this break,
my amazing rhymes are at they peak,
god smiles everytime i speak,
send you flying with my fist, did you enjoy the trip?
my rhymes so exciting they make your heartbeat skip,
i got more tricks than a siths brain, enough to make you evil, send you insane,
i get inside you head and you love it, the rhyme train is rollin,
gaining steam, flyin' all electric, eccentric,

The only thing scortchin is the crease between ya lower back and gooch,
It'll be my boot in yea face so give it a little smooch,
The only time god smiles is when your closin your mouth,
And your right your rhymes are at they peak,
But even then they still withered and weak,
Strugglin to even reach to my sneaks,
What you talkin bout evil? I'm as dark as the early midieval ages,
I'm already insane so kid hop off the train,
You bout a eccentric as a elton jon, playin in the rain,
I don't like faggets so your bout to be slain

[pandemik]

all ya'll wrote these before hand, they ain't real
so i'm a spit a rhyme that'll level the field
listen closely, my words are weapons but they never concealed

I'm like the french revolutionaries who fought in the streets,
i torchered your verse and ripped it apart at the seems

so believe what i say cause what I'm spittin' is facts,
once you stand in front of the gun there ain't no goin' back.


hahaha yeah so a first attempt.

[SAID]

Get the fuck out here you bitch, stop trying so hard. It obviously is a challenge for you.

Ahahahaha!

I agree, stop trying to use big words, its outta your vocabulary
Ima slap your mouth silly straight back to elementary

[UnConscious]

im just rollin like the tires on this road and tollin
emcees that try to drive next to me then im bowlin
knokin down pins and knockin chins into the backs of necks
cant felx or even test cuz we be blazin that stress
yes, indeed we smoke ya emcees that flow like the swag weed
we bag weed quick in body bags and toe tags and shit
understand im a wood and my tiger is a beast
i feast and beat any contenders ass and wear the title like a champ
im flowin more energy than a million watt amp
damp are my flows and yet hotter than an on lamp
camp with this fire u liars burn
toss and turn in ya grave
get brave thinkin u spittin flames and the dragon gets sleighed
ran over by my reindeir and grubbed up like hay
u gay fairy tale rappers shut ur trap
quit commin wit sap while the flows im flowin is viscus phat
the lard we barkin is breakin bars when we up 2 par
star like im shootin
steel toed bootin
yalls troops fruitin
recruitin the gay thats absurd
nah its absurd the the way the words curve and american x you, send ya teeth to the curb
from my speach u can learn
the title im wearin can b earned just let it burn its ur turn

[Thread-Locks]

Unconscious it would honour me greatly for you to write me a hate verse
Your rhymes are the gayest like eminem beating off fred durst

[UnConscious]

it doesnt surprise me
u thinking of gays while u see the tides rising
my flows are always flying and your the one on the jock always critisizing
inticing beef
im inlightening peeps while your inciting and riding and diving in creeks of concrete mix mixed with skeet
like i said before you emo whore ill piss in your slit wrist and infect your bitch with cyphalis to even any score
im leavin ya four plus two under the floor
im the metaphorical menatore thinkin thunder and leakin lightin from my pores
its just that ice cold flow pourin out the liquid nitrogen core i kall my cerebellum bore
the pig that hogs the thoughts and processes hot lines like the cops do wen they investigate crack rock crimes
time ticks and tocks as bullshit talks
bullshit speaks slow and creeps low wen it walks
wen it rocks the microphone its prone to do some damage
canabolize its compitition like a savage
wen its done, the front of its shirt resembles red just like a radish
it ravishes and rules with its right wing but dont confuse it with a fascist
the battle... did u really think u had it?
your like a quadriplegic, you cant grab it faggot.

[AyteYourCookies]

i keep a 1-2 under my shoe, thunder for you, im come through
knowhatimsaying, ill have you disobeyin and overplayin before the weigh-in,
your style is decaying after my lyrical slaying,
chop yo head off, severed neck sprayin the blood, head in the mud
its g smooth on the mic killin masses in cold blood
i grew up in cowan heights, dont ever get in fights
when i spit people stare in awe like the northern lights
my flow is so swift i crusade right to the finish
your frail on the mic, so your status i will diminish
like your military position, ill take you back to tradition
with musical composition

[AyteYourCookies]

dope ish knomesane

[UnConscious]

wheres the ganja?
president darker than yolanda but name afghani like osama.
shit doesnt make sence but since we talkin bout cents then we might as well talk about yo momma.
the bitch owes me last weeks change.
i told her to hit the corner and serve them fellas caine
slang em that chevy supersport novacain.
but insted the stupid bitch sniffed the cain
and since she didnt use her brain ima have this bitch trained the same way i train all dames.
grind it until my meat reiks of butcher shops in greece and her pussy constantly pourin out keif
i treat the fish like how atlanta's micheal vick treats his pits and beat em til they brains is hangin off they fangs and lips
it drips.
i murder the pooch, the pussy ate like a pooch
but cooch dont get ate by me that be the other dirty hooch.
u see these hoochies poppin roofies and watchin my home made movies
dick in dick out, its like im shootin off uzis
blood drips from the clit cuz its ripped
i spit the sick shit like 2girls and 1ditch
afghani midgets strippers rubbin shit on they lips
devour the pit like little kids with candy and tater chips
and this is holloween devilish shit aint fine and dandy, aite skip?
ill burn u like the back of your throat vs a 5th of brandy,
like 5 sips.
ill piss in ya open sores like little kids piss in they jammys
your panties are soaked in ur own piss dreamin of bein tranny
faggot wakes up in hot sweats but that isnt the double whammy
the punchline that that makes it all fit in is the fact that he likes it in the fanny
dont even kno who im talkin bout? get ya head together granny
your slower than the dmv, my dictionary of rhymes larger than a manny
manetee
no damage is done son aint no way u can handle me
ur like an ant tryin to pull the trigger and cant
see i just candle frees
burn emcees easily
contradicting because im freezin emcees with frees
i cover the stinch of fishy emcees and bring freshness to the game, call me fuhbreeze

[SAID]

it doesnt surprise me
u thinking of gays while u see the tides rising
my flows are always flying and your the one on the jock always critisizing
inticing beef
im inlightening peeps while your inciting and riding and diving in creeks of concrete mix mixed with skeet
like i said before you emo whore ill piss in your slit wrist and infect your bitch with cyphalis to even any score
im leavin ya four plus two under the floor
im the metaphorical menatore thinkin thunder and leakin lightin from my pores
its just that ice cold flow pourin out the liquid nitrogen core i kall my cerebellum bore
the pig that hogs the thoughts and processes hot lines like the cops do wen they investigate crack rock crimes
time ticks and tocks as bullshit talks
bullshit speaks slow and creeps low wen it walks
wen it rocks the microphone its prone to do some damage
canabolize its compitition like a savage
wen its done, the front of its shirt resembles red just like a radish
it ravishes and rules with its right wing but dont confuse it with a fascist
the battle... did u really think u had it?
your like a quadriplegic, you cant grab it faggot.

What the FUCK!
Gimme a new pair of pants, I just jizzbombed.

[FuCKedREadsMother]

yo. yo....yo.. mic check. 1,2 1,2..yo
check it..
yoyo. i got some coco and a snack.
and yo hoe on my lap.
them rappers gimmie daps.
when i come wit shitty raps.!! o0o0!! iLLLLLLLLLEST!

[JudgeWizely]

Im a sleeping giant, so provoking is fatal
punchlines like im mad at the coke on the table
all these freestyles are like a lazy housewifes
aint doin nothin for me till a slap sorts them out right
my lyrical ability is second to none
with a sharp tongue i aint need no weapon or gun
one hit kill spit aint no need to tussle
thats the same reason I aint heard no fool rebuttle
but if you do reply you biting time buying luck
but ill remain a boing virgin still dont give a flying fuck

[1nOnly Baze]

Anyone wanna play this game i play with my neggers? You gotta start your shit with the beginning of a verse thats already been written, then you go from there.

[AyteYourCookies]

before a blunt i take out my fronts, then i start to front, matterfact i be on a manhunt, its msk bob saget on the microphone, your mom didnt have the cheese so she asked if she could take a lone, i said no bitch, let me take you home, she tried to front on my style, tried to give me dome, but i pulled out my brand new tech heater, i hate women so good is not how i treat her, emptied a clip all up in her rib cage, i be comin with them rhymes that are better then that hipster sage.

[UnConscious]

you couldnt trace a straight line with a etch-a-sketch and one knob
the fact of the matter is your gay, you slob knobs
you practice ya spits on corn on the cobb
my mind throbs when i fog and light logs
i smoke more trees than cotinus, your styles monotonous
goin no where, no hip, no hop, your like a no legged frog
my styles pollution like smog
my dutch roots stomp on ya grave with clogs
my dutch fruits stay twisted up with the god
that almighty highly addictive resort, wetter than weather in cape cod
i break squads
i rape women with rods and pop quads
i roll harder than flippin down the hill locked inside as im tippin porta pods
im sorta odd
ill admit im not the average type
when i grip mics i spit nuclear strikes like what should have been done to destroy the third reich
hike up this pike peak and watch the bird take flight
reciting my rhymes and lines will ignite the twine
leading to tnt stacked on top of warheads that decline ya 6 feet deep, nine 9 inch nails into 6 foot pine
nein peeps weap, stand ramblin on and surroundin ya shrine
the shit i spit is like hunting baby seals, its pounding minds
incase ya didnt kno nein means no in german
incase ya didnt kno theres no sermon for those terminated by the thurman
i kill for dead presidents and the thrill
your a homosexual, your boyfriends name is bill
im iller than nick names for pills
i grill emcees and with frees i deliver the chills
flows ice cold and common with skill
im bombin competition villes
donating dead bodies to the good will
but until i fulfill my goal of destroying lyrical jills
ill pass the time treatin pussy like oil wells and drill
you kno im all about my skrill
i eat emcees like whales versus krill
i force feed you flows un-distilled
raw and dirty are my words like the southern birdy
my stature so sturdy you couldnt knock me off this mesa verde
green table tops where i slang rock and bang blocks
i rain ox
your the cattle in this battle, u brain cocks
your an embarrassment, should be locked in the stocks
the bricks im holdin are goldin like those found in fort knox
im the chief justice, this is the law, hear the court talk
balif, escort this short witted fox to the docks
hopefully there he can catch a flow, if not then escort him to the crocs
this is your death sentence in the late 1880's, face contorted from the shocks
lethal injection shot into ya buttocks, life aborted by the backalley doc
no remains like 9/11 conspiracies...
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BLACK BOX!?

[Small Time Crook]

hahaha yo..

many like to say that im psychopathic/
that i spit sporadic, but its systematic/
ive fuckin' had it, blastin' weed im laughin/
drivin' ninety on the freeway, pourin rain how long will i be lastin/
castin all these fake emcees into an abyss/
aint worth shit, they all virtually useless/
couldnt give two shits, give them two hits/
light a smoke off of them smokin' carcass/
im heartless, by farthest, the motherfuckin' hardest/
try and face them get beat down retarded/
ill finish whatever situation you started/
face it homie you been dealt with outclassed and outsmarted/

[Scheme*119]

small time rips it the fuck up, they need to put you back in the pshyce ward you crazy bitch

[Small Time Crook]

lmfao, thanks bunches Scheme, appreciate it.
dont think i wanna go back to that place though, hahaha, shit was raw being drugged out day in day out but fuuuuuuck there aint a goddamn thing to do.
watch tv, sleep, eat, repeat.

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

I make bitches make me sandwhiches, and scratch my ass when it itches

[603]

UnConcious

dont forget to cite your first line
plagarism...

[UnConscious]

last time i checked i was playin the game homie but since u wanna call plagerism heres where i got it from...

The Manhattan Project by Typical Cats

[cheesegril]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXnKp8oUvh0&feature=related

Yo peoples talkin about shit going down hahah aits always going down when you with that clown Stok to the ma fuckin kiks lay ya girl out with two dips, man this weed is giving me a mad trip, drinking a micky of cc and its only 10:15 in the mo you guys are all frontin at my doe, but straight the fuck up you best duck out becuase i be rollin in my drop top cuddy. i call you up tell you i need an HP i swing by STab you in the eye because i lyed to you hommie i aint got the cash and now you straight bleedin. whats this ? your prego with a dish of doritos haha sorry to expose you to the dirty rhymes of the snake. got my dirt bike studded out for the ice you callin me trife? i'm the only one still riding an endero in the winter on the streets bumping the beats with my ipod skull candy air buds got the weed smoke too with the bitch comes around hahah peace im way to fucked

[Small Time Crook]

any pains you have i plan to erase it/
make haste kid, that shit has no placement/
face it, why you wanna cut your life short/
do you really think suicide is your last resort/
think of all those around you who love and who care/
and if you feel pain, the pain they feel they cant bear/
youve gone this long, so kid, please hold on/
because you really dont know what you got til its gone/
im beggin, please, don't leave us all alone/
think of your wife, your kids, and your happy home/
think of work, all the money you could be makin/
think about goin to school, get an education/
try and live happier, even if it means therapy/
cuz the way you're acting lately, ***** really it's scarin me/
i dont know what your feeling, but i know what its like to call it quits/
to feel useless and to not give those two shits/
i know your pain, and ive seen shades of gray/
sitting by the window only hopin' for brighter days/
but the hope stays afloat, you can leap any hurdles/
you can keep running this race man nothin' can hurt you/
life is a rollercoaster, naw fuck that, its a goddamn marathon/
you think your runnin in circles and see no point to carry on/
but you can get off the track and find a new road/
think about this shit before you finally let go.

[swich]

dont try shit tuff guy, why? yoos a dum dum
and if that gun-done pop where ya tounge hung
then youll be dribbilin like playin in ya ones son
come get at me and catcha syphony of automatic weapons
cuz the feds already sent for me
tempten me have u pitched like a tint or burnt like a philly be
the rap industry got a lot of g's who cant really spit like me

[Tampering With Evidence]

Whose gonna catch a symphony of automatic weapons?
Who ya threatenin, because how I see it no one's frettin'
No one's steppin' why you makin' shit up is the real question
It's interestin', go ahead someone use Tamp as a scapegoat
There's no way that against me you'll never stay a float
I'm sinkin that boat, these rhymes are all murder he wrote
Hang yaself with that same rope, and I see you Crook
What it took, re-writing the book, the message is the new look
And when it comes to beef, emcees is what I seem to cook

[Case-One]

call me the lyrical vader
steppin straight through writting apocalypse on paper
ever rhyme i spit adds to my psychology
looking at the world in a racist philosophy
i could give a fuck who i spray so step the fuck out my way
blow you away with a black bazooka
demolish ya face no evidence not a trace
call the dentist cause ya got no mo face
scrapin brains from the cement before ya body frements
i'll spit it six pents then catch puff and smash you
aint nobody steppin
pussy clown rapper acting like they reppin
take that weak shit out my face
before i put you in a black case
you a discrace when im spittin verses
got cha whole fam crying while you driving away in hearses
im a fuckin rhyme mercinary
hittin weak herbs with sick verbs cause they think my verse is scary
im talking poltergiese raps armed with sintacs
flippin the fadders on the techs while my clips click clack
this is my verbal holocaust causin words for loss
cause you stepped to the mic with rhymes so pussy yo balls fell off

[Small Time Crook]

insanity is grabbin me and the voices are sayin/
to run up in this walmart and snatch shit without payin/
go to the register, holding my dick in my hand/
asking the stupid bitch if this is a proper payment plan/
so when she screams is when i let the nut pop/
then the manager runs over i watch his jaw drop/
jump up on the counter shooting lasers out my penis/
this is what it would be like if i was a villainous genius/
but i aint, no, im just another joe schmoe/
which is why the cops put me in a chokehold/
im all like, what the fuck man, i just wanted some toothpaste/
and now these assholes are draggin' me to a new place/
ive got a cellmate now, his names bubba and i dont trust him/
he's always starin' at my ass and i think he's up to somethin/
so i grabbed one of the razors, made it look like i was shavin/
went for the jugular and ended up hitting one of my own veins, man/
so here i am, bleeding out, and bubba has his way with me/
i shouldnt have stayed home and talked shit on the net, maintaining my say-ni-ty/ (sanity if didn't figure it out)

well.. chea.

[swich]

Whose gonna catch a symphony of automatic weapons?
Who ya threatenin, because how I see it no one's frettin'
No one's steppin' why you makin' shit up is the real question
It's interestin', go ahead someone use Tamp as a scapegoat
There's no way that against me you'll never stay a float
I'm sinkin that boat, these rhymes are all murder he wrote
Hang yaself with that same rope, and I see you Crook
What it took, re-writing the book, the message is the new look
And when it comes to beef, emcees is what I seem to cook


look at this dude, tryna act rude but its simple-
you'll get popped like the head of a pimple-
red dot on ya face same place as ya dimple-
triple my income, u shop from the window-
smart guys will get fried like fries when they sizzle-
lie in the dirt wen u merked with the chizzle-
u layin to rest, but not on ya pillow-
ima swang vets with sum grain made of willow-
....and i aint even finished but i figure its it done
ima bennie in the bank, and your figure is one-
and i dont hesitate wen time to trigger a gun-
shit.... nikka its done,
now dont be sendin me none-
of course ya finna be sonned bitch, ya finna be stunned-
leavin none in the clip wen my enimies come..............punk ass nyukka!!!

[Tampering With Evidence]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh no Swich bringin' lyrical slaughter?
Nah, dude it's useless go back to playin' Harry Potter!!
Battlin' this is useless like drownin' fish in the water
You ain't shit in this thread I am the cotter, don't bother
And yeah yeah I'm not stackin' bundles and I window shop
But with faggots you pillow fought and you dildo hop
Might as well stop, and from you I know I'm not gettin' shot
Rhymes ain't hittin the spot, pimple poppin the only thing you do
So take it as a clue, I'm second to none, and the thread is the crew

[J Hill]

When I murder verse's
some say its heaven sent,
cops got no clue,
cause im "tampering with evidence"
Got fella's taking shelter under umbrella's
tryna dodge the elements....
But they cant dodge these hooks!
its the point of no return for "Small time crooks"
you heard what I "SAID" !
J-Hill bombing ur town red
and aint cease'n till rivals is,
"UnConscious" or dead
you other kats, dont process the proper skill
keep ice-muggin, and ima melt ya "cheesegril"
Spit'n nuffin but laser beams, slice'n through "119" weak "Scheme's"
Pop up like Freddy Gruger -- in ya day-dreams,
from the 2-zero-2 to the "6-oh-3"
I force any Emcee to fear any mention's of Me!

[swich]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh no Swich bringin' lyrical slaughter?
Nah, dude it's useless go back to playin' Harry Potter!!
Battlin' this is useless like drownin' fish in the water
You ain't shit in this thread I am the cotter, don't bother
And yeah yeah I'm not stackin' bundles and I window shop
But with faggots you pillow fought and you dildo hop
Might as well stop, and from you I know I'm not gettin' shot
Rhymes ain't hittin the spot, pimple poppin the only thing you do
So take it as a clue, I'm second to none, and the thread is the crew

AWREADY!!
..............listne......listne......now how you gon steal my words?,-
i knew u was wakk but now dat was obsurd-
u say im a faggot, but how does that work...?
when YOU on my sac tryna snack on sum sperm-
and actually...this battle is just a catastrophy-
9-11 status on whoever'll battle me-
you crumble on the streets, now the image is bleak-
sendin u too god when u under the sheets-
run with a fleet that put one in ya teeth-
take this lesson....YALL AINT FUKIN WIT ME!!!!!

BITCH!:p

[Tampering With Evidence]

Catastrophe? Nah man I leave you in ruble like Ground Zero
You got no P.O., you ain't the sidekick you ain't even the hero
Only thing you paint red is the mural, talkin bout gats and guns
Then talkin bout havin' big funds, man who ya tryna fool ya ass
Boy get off the computer back you in school get back to class
This is a test you can't pass, Ebonics when you be on here typin'
Who ya tryna be fightin'? Your luck get struck twice by lightnin'
It's frightenin', apparently you experimenting you testin' crack
Because that ain't me on ya sack, matter of fact thats ya boys!!
Hook up with J Hill and y'all can go back to the fuckin KBToys

[da_crazy_caucasian]

J hill why are you rapping,you sound like a bitch
you only have a post count of four, why dont you quit
Youve never tampered with evidence,bitch
You are the evidence, laying on the ground with youre fucking skull split
but they dont need no CSI to know who committed the crimes
it was dat crazy aucasian spittin multi-syllable rhymes
bombing your city, robbing youre banks,slapping your hos and fucking youre skanks
everone thinks racists dont know 2 shits
but when the AB screams "White Power!!"
they reffer to my dick
that I used to fuck youre girl and scared off youre clique
they ran like pussies, screaming and scared
just like those Orphans when the Warriors appeared
so anyone that wants a piece of this hellraising whiteboy
ya better think twice, cause you might end up MY TOY!

[swich]

Catastrophe? Nah man I leave you in ruble like Ground Zero
You got no P.O., you ain't the sidekick you ain't even the hero
Only thing you paint red is the mural, talkin bout gats and guns
Then talkin bout havin' big funds, man who ya tryna fool ya ass
Boy get off the computer back you in school get back to class
This is a test you can't pass, Ebonics when you be on here typin'
Who ya tryna be fightin'? Your luck get struck twice by lightnin'
It's frightenin', apparently you experimenting you testin' crack
Because that ain't me on ya sack, matter of fact thats ya boys!!
Hook up with J Hill and y'all can go back to the fuckin KBToys

Im too high right now, but ima still win it-
diminish a foe cuz we aint playin a scrimage-
no game, real life, real lives'll get finished-
and u on the hit list of swich's gorillas-
im a mennis like dinnis and you''ll see this-
u sum hair on my balls and you'll be clipped-
pullin a whip and 6 figgas a brick-
and bitches luv me dog, i should be flippin my dick-
u aint gettin cutti dog, u missin a chick-
im in her tummy dog, she fukin with swich-

[da_crazy_caucasian]

yo swich,dude you forgot the t
but it dont matter so much if youre gonna fuck with me
ill end youre life in a flash
then search youre corpse and escape with the cash
dont come with a new verse that decision is rash
cause if you fuck with the crazy youll get shot in the ass
and have fucking skull stomped on
then Ill wave your body around like some cheerleaders pom-poms
screaming "see wat happened to swich, he got his life taken"
and everyone will stand there in horror just shaking saying
"yes Da_Caucasian, yes were obeying"
and when I turn around they start praying
but I zing ninja stars in their backs
cause dunping youre problems on something that dont exist is just wack
any one who wants to talk smack
go ahead and do it but youre all just new jacks
yall dont mean shit to me, youll just be history
and if you dont think so youre wrong
So just like Tech said:fuck yall and Im gone

[swich]

yo swich,dude you forgot the t
but it dont matter so much if youre gonna fuck with me
ill end youre life in a flash
then search youre corpse and escape with the cash
dont come with a new verse that decision is rash
cause if you fuck with the crazy youll get shot in the ass
and have fucking skull stomped on
then Ill wave your body around like some cheerleaders pom-poms
screaming "see wat happened to swich, he got his life taken"
and everyone will stand there in horror just shaking saying
"yes Da_Caucasian, yes were obeying"
and when I turn around they start praying
but I zing ninja stars in their backs
cause dunping youre problems on something that dont exist is just wack
any one who wants to talk smack
go ahead and do it but youre all just new jacks
yall dont mean shit to me, youll just be history
and if you dont think so youre wrong
So just like Tech said:fuck yall and Im gone


now dis chump tryna steppin to a villin_
y act hard if u usually timid?-
u a bitch ***** i can see through ya image-
ima sip purp same tint as the grimmace-
and i dont gotta go hard to try and beat this dude-
thas for ya mom and ya her nieces too-
ima get brain like a geniuse do-
run a head train till i skeet that tool-
thas wut'll happen cuz u battle me son-
this a war zone and it has to be won-
tragedies come and say can it be done?
and ill get in ya head like a fantasy does-
thas wut it is, ***** thas in the biz-
and im about buisness like that richi rich-
gimmie a brick and i'll flip in a tic-
in a toc got the block commin bak for sum shit....


eezy...nyukka

[J Hill]

my post count is 4
cuz its obvious who's got a life,
u'll most likely die a virgin
cuz ya right hand's ya wife,
U-See-I, Leave no evidence for C-S-I
U bum bastard
J burn's every bit of ya Deoxyribo-Nucleic-Acid!
My flows is straight cajin
its gone be mourners ova ya corpse,
shaking they head like "damn....look at da crazy caucasian"
I whip white kids till ya'll blotchy
You madd homo!, everything bout u screams Liberachi!
The queens I couple with, would nva give u play
even in a watch shop,
my broad wouldnt sell u the time of day
see, this a blood sport!
on keyboards and message forums I hold court!
For pop'n shit,
ah suicide assistant u just bought!

[Tampering With Evidence]

When I come on here this shit is just too easy
Y'all kids don't know Hip Hop y'all praise Weezy
Now y'all think bein' gay is steezy, ya dig Swich?
We know in the relationship you're the bitch
You're out of your element, out of your niche
On this thread you're a glitch, ferociously fierce
Flows freestylin' fast MVP of this shit like Pierce
Undefeated, and unbeatable at that, ya whack
Lead pipe to the chest feel like ya havin a heart attack
Lights out, it's goin' black, J hill talkin bout time
Court? You on stand for committin the crime
I'm up next for murderin' every single rhyme
Like Em said I showered all of the A,B,Cs
Skipped over the Ds, and finished it with E's

[TylerDurden]

When I come on here this shit is just too easy
Y'all kids don't know Hip Hop y'all praise Weezy
Now y'all think bein' gay is steezy, ya dig Swich?
We know in the relationship you're the bitch
You're out of your element, out of your niche
On this thread you're a glitch, ferociously fierce
Flows freestylin' fast MVP of this shit like Pierce
Undefeated, and unbeatable at that, ya whack
Lead pipe to the chest feel like ya havin a heart attack
Lights out, it's goin' black, J hill talkin bout time
Court? You on stand for committin the crime
I'm up next for murderin' every single rhyme
Like Em said I showered all of the A,B,Cs
Skipped over the Ds, and finished it with E's

like Em said

aka

I'm biting

[da_crazy_caucasian]

now dis chump tryna steppin to a villin_
y act hard if u usually timid?-
u a bitch ***** i can see through ya image-
ima sip purp same tint as the grimmace-
and i dont gotta go hard to try and beat this dude-
thas for ya mom and ya her nieces too-
ima get brain like a geniuse do-
run a head train till i skeet that tool-
thas wut'll happen cuz u battle me son-
this a war zone and it has to be won-
tragedies come and say can it be done?
and ill get in ya head like a fantasy does-
thas wut it is, ***** thas in the biz-
and im about buisness like that richi rich-
gimmie a brick and i'll flip in a tic-
in a toc got the block commin bak for sum shit....


eezy...nyukka
I didnt even read your shit verse
***** Ill put your ass in a hearse
you spit the most generic shit ever
no worse than that, shit was super wack
I can smell the stench of your raps
through my computer young lad
you bitch ***** look at the name of this thread
you obviously aint areal Hip-hop head
I am though, and I came to roast
if you freestyled my ***** Why did you EDIT YOUR POST

[swich]

When I come on here this shit is just too easy
Y'all kids don't know Hip Hop y'all praise Weezy
Now y'all think bein' gay is steezy, ya dig Swich?
We know in the relationship you're the bitch
You're out of your element, out of your niche
On this thread you're a glitch, ferociously fierce
Flows freestylin' fast MVP of this shit like Pierce
Undefeated, and unbeatable at that, ya whack
Lead pipe to the chest feel like ya havin a heart attack
Lights out, it's goin' black, J hill talkin bout time
Court? You on stand for committin the crime
I'm up next for murderin' every single rhyme
Like Em said I showered all of the A,B,Cs
Skipped over the Ds, and finished it with E's

now u just rambelin, u aint even battelin-
think u is panikin, look wut the damage is...
few rounds ago u was swangin like a hammock is-
now u fell off and youll leave in sum bandages-
easy as sum mac and cheese-
mac'll squeeze and detach yo meat-
pass a sweet with some hash and sleep-
and ima catch birds like a patch of peeps-

[da_crazy_caucasian]

my post count is 4
cuz its obvious who's got a life,
u'll most likely die a virgin
cuz ya right hand's ya wife,
U-See-I, Leave no evidence for C-S-I
U bum bastard
J burn's every bit of ya Deoxyribo-Nucleic-Acid!
My flows is straight cajin
its gone be mourners ova ya corpse,
shaking they head like "damn....look at da crazy caucasian"
I whip white kids till ya'll blotchy
You madd homo!, everything bout u screams Liberachi!
The queens I couple with, would nva give u play
even in a watch shop,
my broad wouldnt sell u the time of day
see, this a blood sport!
on keyboards and message forums I hold court!
For pop'n shit,
ah suicide assistant u just bought!

yo you dumb ***** youre new here since you dont know who I am
Ive had more beef than the niiggas in Def Jam
You stupid as fuck if your in Iraq
Paying everynight like"Lord please get me back"
you obviously dont know shit money,
since you went over to serve this rich country
fulla corruption and hate
trying to get education or put food on your plate
but if youre such a good mc why dont you earn cash from battles?
Its cause *****s ran you out of the country when you decided to tattle
youre a half way crook and ytou failed at that
I cause more shit than the U>s> did to Iraq
ill stab you in the back but Ill never be your friend
just like the government did to you when you was trying to get ends
Youre a political pawn,every night you cry to your mama
bitchass you best be glad we elected Obama

[swich]

I didnt even read your shit verse
***** Ill put your ass in a hearse
you spit the most generic shit ever
no worse than that, shit was super wack
I can smell the stench of your raps
through my computer young lad
you bitch ***** look at the name of this thread
you obviously aint areal Hip-hop head
I am though, and I came to roast
if you freestyled my ***** Why did you EDIT YOUR POST


BITCH..i edited a typo, im the type with tight flow-
u the type to try and act black when u white snow-
u soft as pussie... PUSSIE!-
sweet as a cookie and in rap u rookie-
ima snatcha dubie with red hair like rudy-
and u act gay cuz ya flow is fruity-
come out the closet and show the truth-
u a punk and ima stunn wen im in the booth-
keyboard rapper u flow only on computers ho-
I GOT MY OWN MIXTAPES, LABEL, AND A STUDIO!!!!!!

bitch ass nukka!!!!

[da_crazy_caucasian]

fuck you you fag
bitchass dressing in drag
why you trying to act hard
we all know you suck more than the girl on your avatar
you be chocking em down
oh shit yea D Crazy is smoking em now
yea you calling me the fruit
when you wear that tight as fruit of the loom
bitch my posts are your appending doom
get of of Bombingscience
cause Bombingscience you hurt
youre too wack for humanity
get the fuck of the earth
yea Ill always be stylin on this cat
no wait this rat
your a bitchass snitch
Im Nat
Ill destroy youre town
since you cant do it yourself
calling me up like"Yo I wanna be king man, I need your help"
but Ill slaughter you and you yelp
screaming and crying
bitchibng and whining
gonna go off yourself
but its already too late
you fucked with the Crazy
and got youre ass ate
seeing yourself arrive at those pearly white gates
but you cant get in, if you mention my name
cause one of the commandments is:
thou shalt not say the lord's name in vain

[Tampering With Evidence]

When I type on these keys it's pure devastation
I'll leave you down and hurt like a mental patient
You're not high, you're not even near my elevation
I'll leave you leaking a type of liquid carnation
Type up quick don't succumb to this hesitation
These doses are meant for your whole allocation
The Em thing was just and only a compilation
For judging end up in a whole like an excavation
No need for an explanation, no need for a radio station
Murder you in verses run up on you like escalation
Usin' too many big words for your own given education

[UnConscious]

on the mic i bleed my soul like menstration
dont need a vacation
i work harder at my shit than blacks on plantations
i do it for my nation
always racin through the weigh stations
cuz my semis always loaded up with illegal hatians
cops proceed without patience
after my ass like the psych ward after a mental patient
my pencil liftin faces like some spaceships
fuck the gay shit you basics spit
im spittin mazes
caught up in trappy raps
that trap ya mind and cracks whips gainst ya back
im rare and highly valueble, call me an artifact
im in common and highly dangerous, call me a heart attack
i started with shit, now im sittin on stacks
never forgettin my past so my backpacks always packed wit fat caps
im a tiger like garfield, but homie im no fat cat
i got a fat sack and i got a fat cock and you can grasp that
talk shit and ya get all three slapped gainst ya C
H
I
N
aint no lyin
with rhymes and lines im always flyin like a winged lion
griffin
im liftin off when i hit and cough
yall spit soft
while i spit harder than tricks flipped by matt hoff
i rap off the top
flows a mess, heres a mop
clean it up
every drip that i spit and every last drop

[StayBlazed]

i hate fake fuckers who like quick fame
i flip game's, make you forget your name
got you shaking on stage
throw a punchline
you go blind
its over mother fucker
you got cooked like kraft dinner
we all know your a silly biter
my flow make homo's run away like i was the popo
i dont have to act loco to terminate this rap yo
your poor and your dad is probly an other hobo
im gonna act like you and fake talk about a four four
''hey look at me i got a gun! how gangster am i??!!''
sorry but this aint me, im more like look at this joint
wanna get high?
quit loosing your time im the best, big time
i spit shine wit sick lines, if you wanna talk nine
rhyme about it, but quit thinking your livin it
your bullshit i aint feelin it
your gangster shit we all already heard of it


GET HIGH AND FORGET WHO YOUR NOT
FAGITS

[sketch3]

im forever scemein,
get dragged to the cella screamin,
ill glide from the ceilin
on a batman flex,
throwin posion darts at mans chest,
tryin stack grands bless,
no hastle only reason u takig breath,
i dont wanna cleam up the dam mess
mc's get hung like sadams best,
bodyguards wen they found him,
im flowing like a fountin,
start lyncing fakers,
wack bars make me cringe an quaker,
but never flinch in nature,
swingin blades, spot the glint of saber
dark figure in weed vapers,
yall topple like his statue,
only spittin lyrics at you,

[revid!]

yea its limric tha god what i spit is urban venacular
like fireworks on the 4th im known as spectatular,
and like discontinued swatches of paint, some say im unmatchable
but im infested with flow leavin rappers backwards like latterals
im steady takin the show,so fuck who you know, im center stage,
and im invoking rage like animals who are stuck in a cage.

[swich]

now wen i slip the clip in, yall get to dippin/
tie ya laces cuz yall bois be trippin/
i cant stand heights but the trunk still liftin/

[UnConscious]

on the mic i contact mcs like knees to the nose
ufc blows from the shin to the elbows with flows
just imagin wat would happen with the steel shelled toes
like the shotgun shell lyrics shockin ya wheel well flows
turnin into the third rail when seals shake they tail
understand i am a shark and my teeth are 8 inch nails
they cut you deeper than emo singers, enough blood to fill the pail
jake and jill were both pale and frail so see they failed
they drained they lifelin over sail
the chance to float they minds like a quail
to get high theyd try any ale
theyd get wet from rain, cold from snow, frozen from ice, beaten by hail
theyd fumble packages like chistmas eve employees of the mail
the knowledge im speakin on should be booked in libraries at yale
im a libra tippin scales in my favor and fillin up jails
the bitch mc spits get locked up first
then i proceed to lay the bodies in the hearse
after i lock em up with my opening statement
they attention is they payment and the rent for this place can be payed at this arrangement
after i lay it, i weigh it out
if its skimpy on the spliff then the spits i break out
i bake out and eat ya girl like mexican take out
i rake out the leave mcs that fall to the ground
while my pine needles leavin peoples in pine for wallin signs in my town

i live for graff...

[swich]

i come with bout 4 ounces in a freezer bag
hoes pouncin on they knees to squeeze and gag
wees is gees and gees is bad
leevin mags dumped in they ass
keepin note of all fake fuckers
stay caked off hash thas baked in the gutter
and we smooth as butter cum time to wrek
its gun times and teks'll blast at they kneck

[TylerDurden]

Aiyyo, camoflouge chameleon, ninjas scalin your buildin
No time to grab the gun they already got your wife and children
A hit was sent, from the President, to rage your residence
Because you had secret evidence, and documents
On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent
dominant Islamic, Asiatic black hebrew
The year two thousand and two, the battle's filled with the Wu
Six million devils just died from the Bubonic Flu
Or the Ebola Virus, under the reign of King Cyrus
You can see the weakness of a man right through his iris
Un-loyal snakes get thrown in boilin lakes
of hot oil, it boils your skin, chickenheads gettin slim
like Olive Oyl, only plant the seed deep inside fertile soil
Fortified with essential, vitamin and mineral
use the sky for a blanket, stuffin clouds inside my pillow
Rollin with the Lands, the tribe's a hundred and forty four thousand chosen
Protons Electrons Always Cause Explosions

[este_oner]

i wont just rob you with a pump, fool, ill slash your pumps, too.
i steer for a goal, that my ear holes will be big enough to jump through,
i make god burn and cry fool, im modernly tribal,
that was a obvious contradiction, like saying Hazes spits were not bittin,
and that outta boredom you come to the forum with shit not written?
got bold and killed, and when to heavens gold gates, to be let in
but i was told i was filled with ruthless, unforgivable sin, i wasn't gettin in.
so i burn heaven, down and left angles toothless,
the all knowing, no face showing, should have known id do this
with satan by my side, heaven is now where i reside,
taking more lifes than a catastrophic land slide
and resurrecting ghouls, and eating angles, til im getting full
this wasnt in gods plan, no man could possibly seal this fate
i got smacked with frauds hand, and drinking holy water til i cant see straight.

[Small Time Crook]

SMALL TIIIIIME!

inter-dimensional travel/
this ain't no crazy babble/
i've calculated how long the earth will last/
but don't put me on blast, i don't want the cash/
in fact, give me a couple pounds of the earths finest greens/
and then i'll tell you the secret to L I F E by all means/
or you could get your sister to drop to her knees/
it's okay, i wont tell that she's only thirteen/
well, maybe it might be a crime but not if you get away/
im sorry im so fucked up, my brain decays day by day/

[UnConscious]

day by day my mind fades away
fades to the memories i had of things swinging my way
all the luck was on my my side of the line like freethrows to jays
now a days i spay those to disobey with a pound of hay that sprays
like ak flows that cease breaths of those who try to oppose and outshine the glow
i hoe emcees quick and get my payments or they betrayment leaves they chins checkin the pavement and lips kissin cement
my arrangement of thoughts rocks ya spot like the g versus the cinderblock
the g meaning your feeling of bein pleased
the cinderblock meaning the nukes i drop until all i see fleeing the scene is the diseased
the villagers emcees deceased for trying to pie in they release
they try to come with the clown and fail in frees
tryin to float through my stream but see me pullin monkeys down by they tails and drownin em out til they soul decides to bail
yall so gay, like 1940 germany, yall should be locked in a jail
im so cold with it i dont make it rain with flows i make it hail
and since ya aktin like some pits with locked jaw, to speak up you pay bail
no pay, then bodies found bound and decayed in hay bails
homie you only weigh a buck ten and fuck men
homie your way frail, when i bust off shots u duck them
chip and dale queer get your faggot ass outta here before you hear something so foul that is sure to steer a tear
like u likin to get it from the rear
if gay had a calander, youd be man of the year
if may had a galager, youd be the watermelon of the year
gettin squashed, tryin to come to a battle wearin some oshgosh, you soft.
im raw like flesh ripped when a fresh wound sticks to frost
your fruity like a salad, you faggot you get tossed.
hop off.
im ozone and yall lost
im tossin like molotow two tones and pumpin shots like sawn offs
blunts and codiene shots filled to tops of cups poppin stuff resemblin purple glocks and ducks
yall just talkin the bluff bitch while im dockin you shipwrecked sluts
tryin to pirate but like the raiders all you do is pirate the butts
ill pirate ya guts
cut ya deeper than thomas caught peepin in the backdoor of anne put
keep puttin it down like bombs dropped on nam
my and my town like white phospherus
bitch just quit jockin us like some white prodestants
that believe only white people should life prosperous
haters try but they cant fly so aint no way to knockin us
off the top i rip it
im so lifted you couldnt reach me with knowledge on spaceship gears being shifted
my flows are constantly driftin
you wouldnt reach me if you started now and made it your mission
to try and dull the glisten on my wrist by they time my piss drips from the tip and then you listen
im pissin on ya haters while im flippin
im connectin like ya shoes tied together
quit trippin
im only here to rip the sick shit without missin
so dont miss my message, this is a freestyle even tho it was written
wat you spittin?

[swich]

i reach for the J, its lime or peach for the papes
wees is payed every day and i been creepin on plates
teachin yall fakes how a heater can chase
millimeters of pain, im drippin liters of paint
i got sum speakers to crank on the system equipped
with bump in the trunk wen im flippin a switch
i might be flippin a bitch, cuz dey know im a pimp
tost'll rip through ya whip u get sunk like a ship
im tryna hunt for a flip, any chicken i get
sittin with a twist cuz i sit on a limp
i bet i trigga a snitch, dont ever bicker with swich
ditch clips, swift hits split inta ya lip

[J Hill]

i reach for the J, its lime or peach for the papes
wees is payed every day and i been creepin on plates
teachin yall fakes how a heater can chase
millimeters of pain, im drippin liters of paint
i got sum speakers to crank on the system equipped
with bump in the trunk wen im flippin a switch
i might be flippin a bitch, cuz dey know im a pimp
tost'll rip through ya whip u get sunk like a ship
im tryna hunt for a flip, any chicken i get
sittin with a twist cuz i sit on a limp
i bet i trigga a snitch, dont ever bicker with swich
ditch clips, swift hits split inta ya lip


see if i catch you on MY strip
bump'n that weak shit....
ima launch javelins through ya whip

regardless ya name or claim,
j rhymes the opposite of wack and sane
u rhyme like ya idol is lil wayne

tone down on the dumb shit quickly,
or catch a e-honda slap out swiftly
this be....
what most battle emcees inspire to be

im dumb stupid wit flows schemes,
u just stupid dumb when u spit ya 16's
one stanza ah' wipe out ya weak team

lyrical beatings,
arrange u and ya creators meeting
my mission is dishing verbal submissions
till ya heart stop beating

j-h-i-
double up on the L
find me in the lowest depths of hell
rolling blunts and burning L's

[UnConscious]

i live 4 this
i live 2 thiz
i live 2 get brain from chicks as i squeeze hips and serve em the delecasy to both pairs of they lips
i lives 2 squeeze trigs
best believe i sleeve pigs
roll em up
treat em like at midnight with a big pipe
bowl em up
or i treat em like the pork they are, cut it up until they ribs diced
my jigs nice
and im rollin the big dice
except its your life on the line, no chance to live twice
i live life like its a last laugh
i cash pipes twice as nice and twice as fast each time it gets passed
this is nuclear winter that im spittin, u emcees get ashed
like a cig or twin tower executives with wigs ashed
i can spit fast
or i can spit slow
you choose the fate wen i demonstrate a sick flow
either become infected from the frostbites that i spit
or be imune to my shit like amino acid stamps bitch
i trample emcees and leave em taxed on the wax i rip
the tracks that i spit derail ya train and make brain do two back flips
my message is already decoded you nerd no need to hack this
i phax spits kuz its always the truth
i murder herds of troops that be heardin towards my booth
tryin to listen and then kiss my roots
my boots
my roof is always open, im always off the tip of the brain flowin oceans
my flows is kolder than nova skotians
but believe it be that remedy kalled the potion
im so slick wit it u can call me the lotion
im so sick wit it and im not even boastin
im coast to coast floatin
flowin fires, emcees retire kuz they roastin
kant handle the motion im flowin
forever stuntin, blunted, and posted
smokin? nah we tokin til we toasted
my flow, it soaks in while im fluid with the motion
spittin them 4th horsemen lyrics that be stealin spirits until im ghosted
im sippin bicardi and poppin the party so of course u kno i host it
and with flows i hose it
down
always standin steady, ready, fist heavy to knock out some clowns
whos lips dont deserve to spit, shit they should be kissing the ground
the sound
i force next gores necks like menatores
my tongue totes techs, simiautomatic metaphores
you rock high waters cuz u see my flow rizin up the shore
and you kno it this rap game your the whore
your drop your clothes to the floor as ya pantias get drowned out by the down pour
i sound source
i hound corpse
sniff out the rotten with plots 2 kick rocks off my porch
im an olympic athlete, peep the wrap sheet, my raps meat
your raps gerber baby, soft like dudes who pack meat
im runnin circles round you clowns, so call this the track meet
i jack my local stores for paint while u rack skeet
your asscrack cant compare the seeds to stack on ya back teeth
you faggot your frail, do the math geek
i jack peeps for jays flip it and spit it exquisit and cash sneeks
cash in on the keif
laugh, then i pass it to my peeps
whos next to clown like some fish in a reef?
whos next to drown like ya ships vs my fleet?
bitch bow down and kiss on my feet
im all about my benjamins, paper chasin cheeze, hittin skeezes easily like derek jeter
best believe my peter strapped both jimmy kap and the heater
never let her leaver my site, i flow through dams and beavers
despite my inciteful speach i still keep it cooler darker and deeper
flowin the ocean currents murderin emcees the same way i breaths reefer
except wen i exhale its ether
i treat you like i treat your girl and beat her
i treat you like i treat your girl and eat her
i heat her
i heat you
i see through the facade you bleed through
i joust ya weak platted armor and watch ya blood leak through
chain mail like stupid forwards ya bitch sends me as i read through
best believe when i b shootin emcees til they recieve they sentence, six feet deep, im a menace
yall faggots battin balls back and fourth like some tennis
this is only the begining
youll never win, your finnished
when i drill i spill wits like sips out the genuis
im plantinum tipped like the fillings from the dentist
i cant be capped like the salary
my spit is like a gallery and im rentin
im camped out ready to roast ya marshmellow as like im tentin
but im dark like a hundered ten percent tint, im pimpin
i dont walk with a limp
yall shrimps tryin to tempt me
im full of flows while ya lyrical gas tank is on empty
yall talkin pintos and im talkin bentleys
yall talkin gettin gentle with men and sippin liqour thats minty
im simply spewin the dope raw shit like some sewage hemp
the fluids i spit dent ya booth, switch up styles like clark kent
i spark flints and bark temps
yall some park chimps
still on that monkey business with a cart full of lint
your a bum and im fartin out cents
but since my sense of self gratification keeps it heated like a open vent
ill just ease back and bleeze sacks to the face like harvey dent
my wits are hardly spent
like my change on them dames when the wood enters with the splint
im quarterbackin, you emcees receive the ball wen i edward the trent
baby im beatin cakes until my dick goes limp
your pussy, dont get pushy cuz my dick knows scent
and once he gets ya scent its on like every letters accent
and im swingin lyrical axes as the facts bend
cuz if your stretchin the truth round me that be a gat to ya bread basket
im high, your grounded, held down and bound in a lead casket
my flows fantastic
your flows faker than four whores on all fours made of plastic
my flows erratic
your flows static
your a fanatic for my flows but no blow like asthmatics
i leave you underground while im above you like attics
im not systomatic and definently not dyplomatic
but my charisma on the mic is jsut ecstatic
yall is just some addicts
as a matter of fact, yall is jsut some faggots

[Pwnage]

yall suck at rap, Im the illest cat,
that also rhymes with scat,
I be doin that all over yo graff,
or did u guys come here to spit,
This is bombing sci Ence

[Tampering With Evidence]

Flow so obnoxious, can't block this or stop this
Hijackin ya cockpits, aint talkin bout the rockets
Fahhk it, Hijack ya mental plane, can't sustain
Derail the mental train, relax its goin off the tracks
Kickin facts, takin lead pipes to break bones in peoples backs
City of New Jacks, calm down breathe in breathe out
Sneak in, thieve out, content takin outta context
They way I confess, I guess it's more or less, stress
Can't wait for success, get caught up in the wrong crowd
We're rowdy and loud, obnoxious and proud, MOVE BITCH
or get plowed, aint' tough enough can't hang with us
Girls you lust and guys you dont trust, get cussed
With us you'll probably get cuffed, but we're interesting
We're the best thing, since mic check 1,2,1,2 testing
For now I'm resting...

[Tears Da God!]

Aiyyo, camoflouge chameleon, ninjas scalin your buildin
No time to grab the gun they already got your wife and children
A hit was sent, from the President, to rage your residence
Because you had secret evidence, and documents
On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent
dominant Islamic, Asiatic black hebrew
The year two thousand and two, the battle's filled with the Wu
Six million devils just died from the Bubonic Flu
Or the Ebola Virus, under the reign of King Cyrus
You can see the weakness of a man right through his iris
Un-loyal snakes get thrown in boilin lakes
of hot oil, it boils your skin, chickenheads gettin slim
like Olive Oyl, only plant the seed deep inside fertile soil
Fortified with essential, vitamin and mineral
use the sky for a blanket, stuffin clouds inside my pillow
Rollin with the Lands, the tribe's a hundred and forty four thousand chosen
Protons Electrons Always Cause Explosions

Your a fucking fake ass biting type cat huh "Tyler Durden"? That's a mo' fuckin' Rza verse off of "4th Chamber" from The Gza CD Liquid Swords. I fucking hate cats like you. Stealing shit others made up cause you ain't got shit. Fuck you.

[Ink me]

Words spread on this page I break down mental science
Snap nose bones of those foes that charge with their alliance

You tried but you fell, I got Lungs of fire, Saliva of gas
So when I spit you can litterally combust in hell and blast

In your mind your a god, but your bodys nothing but glass
I will bust you like a fifth and then piss on your ash

Now your feeling my wrath
Maybe I will engrave your tombstone with graff

[Tampering With Evidence]

I wanna take the time to let me introduce to you this my homie
Never phony, there when I need him, leaves when I wanna be lonely
No introduction, the one and only, dudes my *****, my bestfriend
No question, dude will be there for me when I need him no exception
Together we made progression, straight clown he's a straight fool
But we go way way back, way before College or High School
He's the ignitor and I'm the fuel, he's who I give a lotta respect to
Disrespect too, get put in check foo, he just might not let you
Nothin new, always has my back, stands strong right behind me
I'm right there too, so he always knows where he can fine me
Back him up blindly, ya know enemies dont change but friends do
Not him, so I guess it's rare to find ones like that, never number two
Of course we still hold down for the crew, we gotta lotta homies
But only one or two that truly know me, give em there own key
Trust em with my car, house or life, homies it's twice as nice
No guns, but be assure someone got a knife, in deep waters
Not boys til the death, we brothers, the best, get in a mess
Take the fall, go to the courts play some handball, take a wall
Two cans at a time, pretty much whatever is yours is mine
Or whatever mine is yours, but I let you do you at the same time
Like deal with the whores, you'll find the right one at the right time
Stand back and let you shine, you'll get yours and I'll get mine
Watch for the sign, with the ladies for you it's been a hit or miss
I step out, out of my wits, girls you fall for that pursue to diss
Or girls you can't stand but you happen to fool around and kiss
It is what it is, but I'll be there to tell you what I thinks right or wrong
But I'll let you make the decision because I know you my friend are strong

[TylerDurden]

Your a fucking fake ass biting type cat huh "Tyler Durden"? That's a mo' fuckin' Rza verse off of "4th Chamber" from The Gza CD Liquid Swords. I fucking hate cats like you. Stealing shit others made up cause you ain't got shit. Fuck you.

:rolleyes:

Oh no, you caught me.

If you thought I was being serious, get your head checked, kid.

If I was really trying to bite, I wouldn't have chosen one of the best and most popular, well-known verses ever. I wouldn't have copied it word for word. I would have chosen some really underground shit no one has ever heard before.

My freestyles burn your best written raps anyway.

It was a joke. Lighten up.

[Tears Da God!]

:rolleyes:

Oh no, you caught me.

If you thought I was being serious, get your head checked, kid.

If I was really trying to bite, I wouldn't have chosen one of the best and most popular, well-known verses ever. I wouldn't have copied it word for word. I would have chosen some really underground shit no one has ever heard before.

My freestyles burn your best written raps anyway.

It was a joke. Lighten up.

Alright then God. My bad. Sorry.

[Case-One]

call me jack the spitter
similar in fact im also the ripper
slash twice ya body into a splinter
flows off the ocean
my style cold as winter
so don't hinter at the fact
cause its a black bazooka i pack
leaving yo bitch ass unattached
from ya hip bones to the zone
where i spit at
now go off and rhyme about your gat
cause once again i'll show you whats good
and take you out of your suburban neighbor HOOD
you fake money bitches don't go shit on me
im in your house in the middle of the night
pullin out my demigod knife
puttin an end to what you called life
cause you a retard and you sure as fuck and street smart
so im lyrically fucking you and taking your v-card

[VaNdAL xBA!x]

What happent to tha killa gorrila shit
now wheres ya militant attitude
since u fuckin witta true rappa dude
u thinkin im actin so crazy
now all these hatas lookin at like they hate me
but we grew up doin the yonkers thang
so we kno the game its eitha u bang or u slang
only spit tha truth
dont b sayin all the fake shit while in da booth
gotta lotta heart best part is im clever to
crack work hand gun play what ever du
extasy oxy vicodin powder eri haze diesel sour dust juice luci's turbons cuffys hand guns is boutique shottys be duffy
tellin is not nice
lotta *****s servin life
i rip da desy
till that clip be empty
this our life
we at war life a jarhead

[StayBlazed]

alot of talk this talk that and some more of:
''i talk about what i dont have!!!''
im tired of little kids talking about having big gats
i wish i could talk about stacking mad cash
but fuck that, instead i throw raps at you fake cats
your a stuck up bitch, like an itouch not jailbreaked
i spit something out of nothing cause im StayBlazed
instead of gunnin im steady blazing, like ive always been
high till i die and if i die, im sure going to get high
imagine sharing a blunt in the paradise wit tupac
in the street im crack for fiend's and a bat for you fags
im the regulator the flow manipulator
the master, the fake emcee anihilator
i twist you motherfuckers in zig zag papers
consume it wit costumers then kill more fake rappers
make a hustle out of you fake hustlers
no you aint no gangster your a buster
a straight wangster

[Thread-Locks]

Aiyyo, camoflouge chameleon, ninjas scalin your buildin
No time to grab the gun they already got your wife and children
A hit was sent, from the President, to rage your residence
Because you had secret evidence, and documents
On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent
dominant Islamic, Asiatic black hebrew
The year two thousand and two, the battle's filled with the Wu
Six million devils just died from the Bubonic Flu
Or the Ebola Virus, under the reign of King Cyrus
You can see the weakness of a man right through his iris
Un-loyal snakes get thrown in boilin lakes
of hot oil, it boils your skin, chickenheads gettin slim
like Olive Oyl, only plant the seed deep inside fertile soil
Fortified with essential, vitamin and mineral
use the sky for a blanket, stuffin clouds inside my pillow
Rollin with the Lands, the tribe's a hundred and forty four thousand chosen
Protons Electrons Always Cause Explosions

This is a freestyle thread, not a "Quoting rza's verse from 4th Chamber" thread

[da_crazy_caucasian]

:rolleyes:

Oh no, you caught me.

If you thought I was being serious, get your head checked, kid.

If I was really trying to bite, I wouldn't have chosen one of the best and most popular, well-known verses ever. I wouldn't have copied it word for word. I would have chosen some really underground shit no one has ever heard before.

My freestyles burn your best written raps anyway.

It was a joke. Lighten up.

Haha thats it your pwned
quit your bull shit you bit go home
go be somewhere else you herb ass rza clone

[Thread-Locks]

Herb ass rza clones bite too hard
Making potters bleed like beetle the bard
I paralyze nigg-as and stupefy hoes
Your wack ass rhymes crumble going toe to toe
Like nigg-as with attitude, in the middle of a cell
I spend my time wisely like tha funkee del
Grifting Rules Everything Around Durden, G.R.E.A.D! Get some rhymestyles, dolla dolla bill y'aaaall
I never kill emcees I never hurt bitches
I never felt like A.I. was truly a 76er
Fuck you, fuck your crew, fuck all your punk ass beliefs
I'm brainier than einstein, and wiser than a iroquois chief
I have knowledge spilling around me, flooding your whole family
My brainpower's killer like camron on E
My delivery ain't perfect, my graffiti is ugly
I'm a skinny ass cracker, girls pants fit me snugly
At least I'm original, with my technique and steez
I owe all my training to the swarming killa beeeez

[este_oner]

Im so cold when i walk by water it freezes to ice.
i can walk on lakes like I'm Jesus Christ.
Call me Satan, ill be takin your life
heaven and hell is like throwing a dice
better be rolling a dues or for Lucifers sake make snake eyes.
watching you through gods eyes
throwing bolts to earth making you realize
that your looking at your demise,
as the earth shook your wife's life is took as she cries
two sides team up, gods holy beams up with venom spittin
humanity couldn't dream up the destruction they were gettin
Clueless and sittin there headed for a loss
laughing as the gods do this jewless holocaust

my boy through a a few verses in there.

[TylerDurden]

that's exactly why I do it.

to see you 13 year old babies cry.

It's great.

[UnConscious]

i am the one so you kan kall me NEO
im prediktin the future so you kan kall me KLEO
i got ya girl wet so you kan kall me NEYO
i got ya girl sexed and we do it in the TRIOS
lyrically im a lion but my sign is not a LEO
HASE FRIO
im cold, my rivers flow like grande RIO
on this earth i sling hip hop rocks, kall me GEO
im stealin ur base, you kan kall me luis CASTILLO
peep the STEELO
my FREEFLOW is like a HILO
coptah, im a choppah, root canaling nukes weighin a ton, kall me the KILO DOKTAH

[swich]

im on the forum at B-S and mosta yall spit BS
thas the kinds shit that make a ***** wanna be deaf
i grip a weed cess is many trees that we get
and yall gon get bullied like a nerd wen its recess

[este_oner]

the man, the legend, the fable is me,
if your deaf youd still be able to read.
i dont know where your raps are going,
spit crap, outta hand like you dropped a coin.
im an emcee doctor, PhD, doctrine, Degree,
i spit sick shit, like im throwing up feicies.
im fully on a binge with this herb,
kill the bully, its revenge of the nerds
face stomp to a curb, avenge of the disturb
sip burb, get in a drunkin rage
wilding out like, punks on stage
blow me, like coke back stage
im easy, and free like stacks paid
got played, and weighed like and ounce of mid grade
enraged, and betrayed, i envade with brigades of crusades,
stay afraid, hiding in shades, like masquerades,
double fisting grenades, shots sprayed, laid to waste, faster blades
you'll need aid, to pay for the damage that was decayed.

[StayBlazed]

So what if I’m a microphone fiend addicted soon as I sing
One of these for mc’s so they don’t have to scream
I couldn’t wait to take the mic, flow into it to test
Then let my melody play, and then the record suggest
That I’m droppin bombs, but I stay peace and calm
Any mc that disagree with me just wave your arm
And I’ll break, when I’m through breakin I’ll leave you broke
Drop the mic when I’m finished and watch it smoke
So stand back, you wanna rap? all of that can wait
I won’t push, I won’t beat around the bush
I wanna break upon those who are not supposed to
You might try but you can’t get close to
Because I’m number one, competition is none
I’m measured with the heat that’s made by sun
Whether playin ball or bobbin in the hall
I just writin my name in graffiti on the wall
You shouldn’t have told me you said you control me
So now a contest is what you owe me
Pull out your money, pull out your cut
Pull up a chair, and i’ma tear shit up
My name is rakim allah, and r & a stands for ra
Switch it around, but still comes out r
So easily will I e-m-c-e-e
My repetition of words is check out my melody
Some bass and treble is moist, scratchin and cuttin a voice
And when it’s mine that’s when the rhyme is always choice
I wouldn’t have came to ? set? my name ? around the? same weak shit
Puttin blurs and slurs and words that don’t fit
In a rhyme, why waste time on the microphone
I take this more serious than just a poem
Rockin party to party, backyard to yard
Now tear it up, y’all, and bless the mic for the gods

I take 7 mc’s put em in a line
And add 7 more brothas who think they can rhyme
Well, it’ll take 7 more before I go for mine
And that’s 21 mc’s ate up at the same time
Easy does it, do it easy, that’s what I’m doin
No fessin, no messin around, no chewin
No robbin, no buyin, bitin, why bother
This slob’ll stop tryin fightin to follow
My unusual style will confuse you a while
If I was water, I flow in the nile
So many rhymes you won’t have time to go for your’s
Just because of a cause I have to pause
Right after tonight is when I prepare
To catch another sucka duck mc out there
Cos my strategy has to be tragedy, catastrophe
And after this you’ll call me your majesty
My melody...

maybe youll learn something.
rakim-my melody

[StayBlazed]

rappers cant rap no more so they say same lines
they wanna come around and talk about their nine
im addicted to this you wish you could live this
when im on stage your the only cat that doesnt feel this
this is bombing science not a fucken kindergarten
your raps sounds like a homeless trying to get some change
stayblazed's the name never was a fan of the game
steady raping your ass at your own game, now thats lame
if your really black, im the reason why your sister is half white
i won evry championships you can call me shawn white
youll do anything for a dumb slut, now thats fucked
i chill wit russian's that burn their self wit tomato sauce
i got the right to laugh about it, not you, so fuck you
im where the big booties at, uptown where you at
see i dont have to talk about stackin cash and packin gats
to spit some dope raps at you fake cats
im out this bitch happy new year fat sluts
holla at me for some fast fuck

[este_oner]

rip your head off, sip your juice
get the lead off, chip your tooth
im missing screws, listen fool, or ill diss you fool,
got issues, likes bulls, rip tissues, get full cause my tips full.
calm and collected, balm the collected, psalms are rejected,
bombs are ejected, like islams, neglected, charm the selected,
palms with techs, kid, the fallen are resurrected.
syllables will killa fool,get ridiculed, until a duel, i lit a fool,
steal a jewel, fill up with fuel, unreal, make you drool, i appeal to you.
blatantly faking, like creationists, and salvation,
stop hating, im decimating your entire reputation,
my obligation to cripple your rotation, triple your motivation,
combination stay exterminating incest,
effects infects manifest destination,
spreading intelligence, embedding relevance, correcting ever since,
i was let in this, shredding evidence, check your lens,
open you eyes, your open to lies, open your mind, hoping to find,
hope for man kind to unwind the declined, hide behind the confined
i stay inclined, to unblind the blind, and redesign the unminded.
intertwined it, the truths behind it, just find it.

[TylerDurden]

the reason why your sister is half white

stop biting Eyedea

[n_noodles]

battle me

[StayBlazed]

oh shit i took 8 words and your crying already damn, find something in all my freestyle that i already bited, i said battle me up there by the way, its not a second account its my russian friend who burned himself wit tomato sauce, now if its the only part of my freestyle that you didnt peep its all good, but i dont think eyedea invented those words. and why your saying the n word, your not even black.

edit: didnt bited any bars, just took 8 fucken words and you cry about it

[Late.]

its not a second account its my russian friend who burned himself wit tomato sauce
what??

[La Coka Nostra]

hey kids, listen up, i aint straight in the dome
i got padlocks and chains to keep me safe in my home
the world is too big, and i can't face it alone
can't take two steps without breaking a bone
either mine or someone else's, but i pray it's my own
i'm unstable, my main frame disabled and cold
i grip blades that unfold, call me razor ramon
disconnected from the globe, got no cable or phone
insanity pleas, yeah, that's my ace in the hole
the judge know that prison aint no place for a soul...
...that don't know right from wrong, so we taking it slow
held in restraints, straight jacket replacing my clothes
it's a better place for me than upstate, or a hole
cause they keep me strapped to tables till theyre able to know
what goes on inside my brain, i keep my patience and cope
i'll be a changed man soon, or atleast that's what they hope

[La Coka Nostra]

yo, peep my strategy, verbal assault and battery
i know exactly what it takes to make you faggots mad at me
gaining status gradually, cats wanna battle me
that shit'll never happen cause it always ends in tragedy
listen. i don't need to go to school to get brains
bitches know the nick name, i ain't gotta spit game
i spit flame. flip shit like a switch blade
infame. been gettin busy since fifth grade
i'm a real character. you can call me bugs bunny
i'm bad enough to make elmer fudd run from me
never graduated high school, don't mean i'm dumb, buddy
just another kid using lunch money for drug money



two writtens. i'm bored.

[BAGS]

oh shit i took 8 words and your crying already damn, find something in all my freestyle that i already bited, i said battle me up there by the way, its not a second account its my russian friend who burned himself wit tomato sauce, now if its the only part of my freestyle that you didnt peep its all good, but i dont think eyedea invented those words. and why your saying the n word, your not even black.

edit: didnt bited any bars, just took 8 fucken words and you cry about it


Yeah but you bit a punchline... Biting is biting. Of course he didn't invent those words but he did put those words together in a specific order and recorded it...and you straight up ganked it. Punk ass herb.



Check it, put the needle on the record so i can wreck it.
Me giving up is like amnesia...forget it.
Let this be a lesson, when it comes down to crunch time...
Bitches think its ok to bite...as long as you only bite the punchline..
StayBlazed coming with some dumb lines, you're stupid..
Treat you like a bookbag and take you to school, kid..

[La Coka Nostra]

Check it, put the needle on the record so i can wreck it.
Me giving up is like amnesia...forget it.




OOOOHHHH WEEEEE!
fiyah.

[StayBlazed]

wow didnt know i deserved a little rap bonus wit your talkshit
i admit i took his 8 word line in a diffrent context
you can still call me a biter if you want doesnt really matter


check it my names bags, i failed at life and i cant rap
stayblazed took evrything i had even my ugly ass wife
he fucked her and she couldnt shut up the whole night
i didnt meant to call you a biter, now leave me alone alright
i know your style is tight, sorry for being an ass aight?

heres your bonus wit my talk shit

[BAGS]

to be honest i don't really care either. i was just bored.

[StayBlazed]

kind of attitude i like to hear

[SNAP!]

man listen,

i'm sittin here sippin a brew, and i'm bored as fuck
picked up a can, got a crew, now all you see ups
I'm kinda bored with this rap thing now,
it's at the point, i freestyle, and i make a hundred thou-
sand white like on beaches, where i reside
got to get to grindin' man, or i'll probaly die
needa eat, needa freak, needa grab a can
and show all these toy *****s how i'm still the fuckin the man



sloppy...nonsense

[TylerDurden]

kind of attitude i like to hear

I don't care what you like to hear,
first it's Eyedea, what's next - Atmosphere?
Steer clear of this queer,
I'm out to smear any MC that gets near,
take his paint AND his new gear,
I'll make sure you STAY BLAZED, cause my words sear
I can smell the fear, I can hear you cheer, and I can see you like to take it in the rear

[n_noodles]

I don't care what you like to hear,
first it's Eyedea, what's next - Atmosphere?
Steer clear of this queer,
I'm out to smear any MC that gets near,
take his paint AND his new gear,
I'll make sure you STAY BLAZED, cause my words sear
I can smell the fear, I can hear you cheer, and I can see you like to take it in the rear


you wouldnt do shit to an mc that gets near, you wouldnt take his paint and his gear.
no thats not a freestyle, just showing you how wack you are.

btw im not even an mc, so if you take this shit personaly, you can battle me in graff or just stop saying shit you wouldnt do in your rime
s

[Thread-Locks]

how about don't have gay bumfucking battles and spit a verse

[este_oner]

cut a cross, churches get cuts of costs, proudly strut the loss,
rotten times, priest collars are the dotted lines, my machete cuts across.
i have fucked up thoughts and, have my people know my brain is rotten.
your failing, and losing this, i'll impale you with a crusifix.
its booze and tits, with half the ooze you spit, while im doing tricks.
that will have your heart losing ticks, losings kicks, and bruising pricks,
im hard hard like im amusing dicks, im boozing licks, and choosing chicks.
make you hard to breathe, heart disease cause i stuck a syringe, in a main artery,
im a sinner kid, i dont believe any religious jibberish, its ridiculous
its tom foolery, you wont be fooling me, how can you figure this?
pray for dough, so the hoe can pay for bigger tits, disfigured bitch.
give me full clips for this bull shit, they expect to be taking literally
sneaking funds, speaking in tounges, is like having someone to spit for me.
your earns worthless, burn churches, and make them drown in piss
god dammit, go through and do the ten commandments,
and mark them out as i got down the list, pound my fist,
my sinner's leaking hate, my inner demon just ate, i got my core fed,
hurt from your losses in graves, inverted crosses engraved on your fore head.
shred to pieces, deads increases, im spreading diseases, like a whores bed.

[n_noodles]

how about don't have gay bumfucking battles and spit a verse


do i look like an mc?

and we are on a fucking graff site man.

[StayBlazed]

wow tylerdurden bitted rza what's next ghostface killah?
your a dumb bitch, if you think you can fuck wit this
i suggest you go practice, your flow is stupid
you sound like an arabic trying to speak english
you gotta steal other people shit cause you cant afford it
now thats sound like an other pissed off bitch
youre steez's talking shit, or either crying a river
im a stoner, not a player not a gangster
style,s is mad tight i can do this shit all night
if you wanna fuck wit this its alright
by the way i fucked your bitch and she was mad tight

stop biting me ''kind of attitude i like to hear'' i put those word's togeter so your biting me

[BLACKLISTED]

wow tylerdurden bitted rza what's next ghostface killah?
your a dumb bitch, if you think you can fuck wit this
i suggest you go practice, your flow is stupid
you sound like an arabic trying to speak english
you gotta steal other people shit cause you cant afford it
now thats sound like an other pissed off bitch
youre steez's talking shit, or either crying a river
im a stoner, not a player not a gangster
style,s is mad tight i can do this shit all night
if you wanna fuck wit this its alright
by the way i fucked your bitch and she was mad tight

stop biting me ''kind of attitude i like to hear'' i put those word's togeter so your biting me

wow you do got "mad style"
lol.....

["Riot"]

1 uppin the best,2 uppin the rest.
you pheenin for the good like the neighborhood crackhead.
about to be takin two out like the neighborhood trashman.
knee deep in the game *****,and you just a lame *****.
blunts hella pudgey,roll slow with the dutchy.
but roll much quicka with a swisha.
cuttin cheese so they call me the swissman.
ball hard,then roll out with a swish,man.

[UnConscious]

i grip mics and leave emcees ripped in half
i spit like wat the trap house stash
no mustashe slashin throats, dispatchers choke tryin ta fast raps
talkin to the piggies yousa snitch
yousa bitch
yousa fake, a foney a fraud..deservin to be in a garden under saude
the pine box rots underneath and wen the preach speak
your peeps hear the words and begin to weep
kuz the fate of their son lied in the hands of the grim reep
i seak souls and blink through flows as i sink foes ships with spits i wreck flows like niagra knowledge with wits deeper and darker than pits
crevases in the river that i spit is like trips
constant intake - acid drips
i stack chips and bastard those to trey to trick
i become one of they fathers and take away they life quick
i spit like i spick
steal ya house, ya spouse, and sell ya chicks blouse - flipped
i cash in on fast ass spits
i crack you sunflower shell bitches tryin to grip on my sack a lick
faggot emcees thinkin they sick
thinkin they diseased but the flows i flow staphalocaucus those
count em up
unconscious flows them natika nautious toxic nose
cocaine sniffles
8 wiffle ball blows
followed by 8 intakes of the dro
im breakin foes backs with backpack dough
the bread i walk around with its the type that tends to fold
im talkin green backs
my team - gats
my team speed traps
your team flats
we flip them flap jacks quicker than mini cakes on the spatch
i rake jakes up fast and make lakes like im drac
actually i am and im phax
cuz im always on the truth, you kan hear it in my raps
quick like flash..

[La Coka Nostra]

i got fat hoes with guns tucked in lane bryant stretch pants
ready to pop until you're more red than redman
i tried giving up drugs, but moved to the next plan
i ain't no wolverine, bitch, but i'm an x-man

[Thread-Locks]

i got fat hoes with guns tucked in lane bryant stretch pants
ready to pop until you're more red than redman
i tried giving up drugs, but moved to the next plan
i ain't no wolverine, bitch, but i'm an x-man

bump to infinity haha

[este_oner]

your fake as fuck, a false fable like pokemon
i drop dope lines, like i flipped the table the coke was on.
sit and read, my status exceeds, you shouldnt even be next me,
rock shows, the flows rolls off the tongue like extcasy.

just a widdle somfun somfun.

[La Coka Nostra]

you're dope.


i drop dope lines, like i flipped the table the coke was on.


this line made me O_O

[este_oner]

thanks, homie.

i'll spit more bars later, in the mean time, spit some shit, i'll add on.

[este_oner]

i lied.

fellas, think they know hip hop,
copped a wayne CD, and thats where that shit stops
thats fucked up like letting the bitch get top
i walk on you fools, like flip flops,
grab a pin, watch the fake bitches tits pop
im circling you, like im an alien, and your a corn crop
your fake as fuck, like a porn shop, im sworn to top.

[La Coka Nostra]

me and esto, yo, we're born to rock
our pockets are holdin some enormous glocks
they put holes through you that's the size of his gauges
battle rap cats can't even find or contain us
yall are minor league fags, and we're signed to the majors
battling five of you guys at a time couldn't phase us
you got my songs in your head, i know my rhymes are contagious
divorcing your head from your body, and i'm signing the papers
i'm leaving no parts left, i don't divide with remainders
fuck you peace loving cats, i side with violence and anger
i'm the type of holiness that you would find in a manger
i should wear a skull and crossbones to remind you of danger

[este_oner]

yo, i'll keep it going and flowing, non stop with the rap man.
bags of green, were tag teamed, and he just slapped my hand.
were dope kids, were rude, and atrocious, everything he says, they censor.
cut your techs, have blades to cut your neck,leave you like a pez dispenser.
take your checks, we get paid, like what the heck, took my hours i worked at spencer's.
hated, im complicated, I have long enough bars to be caged in.
syllables, rhyme with every word im sayin, talk shit, get your face caved in.
stop complaining, cop the grain, kid, grieve your bitch, leave her in a ditch,
pitching stitches in snitches, serve disses on dishes, to all you bitches,
got hooks like fishes, took your riches, itching, french kissing fists, kid.

[La Coka Nostra]

i spit flows so long, it stretch till the next day
and you know me and este, we fresh in the best way
our words are like weapons, every line is a death ray
our verses capture your mind, like something koresh say
infamous tatted on my knuckles, i'm explaining myself
it's so i can punch you in the face when my name in your mouth
what's the complaining about? who else is blessing you with fresh shit
fuck the hating cats, we checkin em off the guest list
the best shit. got it on lock like we arrested
confess kid. you're getting fucked like you molested
confusing your mind and body like heroin and meth mixed
you'll be killing yourself by the time the high sets in

[Vagrant]

when i enter this thread i skip all the posts ahead of me
but i see este and coka blow minds like kennedy
mad flows seperate the elite from the bourgeoisie
when they spit rhymes rain and thats a guarantee

i want to write something worth while but i always end up with shitty little bars like those

[La Coka Nostra]

the kennedy line was dope.

[Vagrant]

thanks.. after that line it all went downhill. oh well

[Thread-Locks]

y'all represent, coka and este know what's real
we strip down posers like unconscious, those with little appeal
I run corners like baseball, making you dizzy
when I'm done I slide in and wail, like thin lizzy
Like spiderman I'm marveling, it's quite startling
I can climb walls shoot threads, thread-locks falling in
My own web of rhymes, they're just truths no lies
The words I confess are the real do or dies
We come together like muslims, and pray to the creator
Mix up our thoughts more than a cross fader
bla bla bla bla bla I bite immortal technique
No wait that's unconscious his repetitive style is weak

[shalf]

ok then...*ahem*

so its shalfie over hear rocking this UK...ting
locks I saw you on the corner rocking your fake...bling
take you out and leave you just on a whim
I can't emcee but I make your girl sing
and thats no lie not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin
Stevie could see plainly your lyrics are bitten
go back to school, and get some extra elastic tied between them mittens
I bin here years but not accumalated a post count
becuase I can't bear to reply to the shit you spout
You talk about things you know nothing about
like cars and girls, money and drugs
boy between me and you, your a fake thug
Learn that there more important things that materialistic gain
like getting your degree or painting your name on a freshy fresh train
on second thought leave it your graf looks like shit
I'm convinced thats the only thing you ain't bit
you jsut got served on a shiiny silver platter
by a white boy too but oes it really matter...

oh no he di'ant

Locks no beef just wanted to stretch my wings a bit son =D
peace and love

[dadestruekings]

im too fuckin bored and so fucking tired
smacked my boss in the face last night n said bitch ur fired
now im rollin the l kickin back just chillin
introducin yall to miamis newest villain

ahh shits wack
im just to busy wit the dolphins game lol
ill write a better one later